Tremulous Forum
Community => Servers => Topic started by: Unimatrix_001 on September 13, 2009, 02:33:02 pm
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Hello all i offer you 64 slots for 15$ if someone interested contact:
Unimatrixbax@hotmail.com
Spec: 1000mbits upload/download, static ip, all ports open, 100% uptime.
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Sir,
I am pleased to get across to you for a very urgent and profitable
business proposal, though I don't know you neither have I seen you before
but my confidence was reposed On you when the Chief Executive of Lagos
State chamber of Commerce and Industry handed me your contact for a
confidential business.
I am the manager of United Bank for Africa Plc (UBA),Alaba Int'l branch,
Lagos Nigeria. The intended business is thus; We had a customer, a
Foreigner resident in Nigeria, he was a Contractor with one of the
Government Parastatals. He has in his Account in my branch the sum of
US$12.5 Million (Twelve million, five hundred thousand U.S
Dollars).Unfortunately, the man died four years ago until today non-of his
next of kin has come forward to claim the money.
Having noticed this, I in collaboration with one other top Official of the
bank covered up the account all this while. Now we want you (being a
foreigner) to be fronted as one of his next of kin of the deceased and
forward all the necessary information to be advised to you by us to attest
to the Claim.
We will use our positions to get all internal documentation to back up the
claims. The whole procedures will last only ten working days to get the
fund retrieved successfully without trace even in future. Your response is
only what we are waiting for as we have put all machineries that will be
instrumental to the success of the transaction in motion.
As soon as this message comes to you kindly get back to me indicating your
interest, then I will furnish you with the whole procedures to ensure that
the deal is successfully Concluded. For your assistance, we have agreed in
principle to offer you 30% of the total sum at the end of the transaction.
It is risk free and a big mega fortune. All correspondences towards this
transaction will be through telephone and e-mail. I await your earliest
response.
Thanks,
Yours Sincerely,
MR. AHMED SALEH
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i accept, moar spam plocks
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emm.... what the hell? are u like: fucking kidding me? i dont understand what do you offer to me?
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Something which is likely more attainable than your mythical 100% uptime :>
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100% uptime is easy as long as you don't specify 100% of what...
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%50 of the time my server is up %100 of the time :D
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emm.... what the hell? are u like: fucking kidding me? i dont understand what do you offer to me?
He is mocking you with a fake nigeria connection spam mail:
http://www.moneybluebook.com/nigerian-419-scams-and-spam-emails-are-funny-but-they-make-me-paranoid/
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Is not fake, I did it and now i'm rich. You should do it too
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Is not fake, I did it and now i'm rich. You should do it too
I tried it but the only thing I got rich in was spam emails. :(
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Digby: "So Dave, are you telling me that some people are too trusting when it comes to finances?"
Barry: "Right Horace. When a Nigerian business man wrote me a letter offering to send me 93 million dollars, all my friends told me, 'Don't do it Dave, it's a scam.' And then when he wanted me to send him $3,000 for his shipping costs, my friends all said, 'he's ripping you off Dave.'"
Digby: "But you didn't listen to your friend's warnings?"
Barry: "And if I had trusted my friends, and listened to their warnings, I wouldn't have sent that #3,000 to Nigeria, and as a result, I wouldn't have received the 93 million dollars about a week later. Which just goes to show, you don't want to be too trusting when it comes to your money."
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Digby: "So Dave, are you telling me that some people are too trusting when it comes to finances?"
Barry: "Right Horace. When a Nigerian business man wrote me a letter offering to send me 93 million dollars, all my friends told me, 'Don't do it Dave, it's a scam.' And then when he wanted me to send him $3,000 for his shipping costs, my friends all said, 'he's ripping you off Dave.'"
Digby: "But you didn't listen to your friend's warnings?"
Barry: "And if I had trusted my friends, and listened to their warnings, I wouldn't have sent that #3,000 to Nigeria, and as a result, I wouldn't have received the 93 million dollars about a week later. Which just goes to show, you don't want to be too trusting when it comes to your money."
(http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/new_car.png) (http://xkcd.com/570/)
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(http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/new_car.png) (http://xkcd.com/570/)
Alt text: "Somewhere out there is a company that has actually figured out how to enlarge penises, and it's helpless to reach potential customers."
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This was just a little test(server wasnt fast enough to count fully speed of my connection)
(http://i30.tinypic.com/11l0nt2.jpg)
edit: upload/download speed counted in kilobytes and distance is counted in kilometers
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You claim 1000mbits
Yet you achieve 4mB/s
Looks like some shoddy home connection, but that was to be expected.
Distance: 1000km
"and distance is counted in kilometers"
Wow, did you work that out yourself?
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no i set it to count in Kilobytes not kilobits
1024megabits = 100kilobytes
1024kilobytes = 1megabyte
anyway i told you server i was measuring speed with wasnt fast enough to determinate maximum speed it says i got 39megabits(or 3,9megabytes) upload speed and 22megabits(or 2,2megabytes) of download speed....
anyway it has no laggs!always stable! only for 10$ i need quick money till end of week, anyone interested?
(pays by paypal)
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1024megabits = 100kilobytes
1024kilobytes = 1megabyte
Last I checked a byte was 8 bits, so 1024megabits = 128magabytes. 100 kilobytes would be just 800 kilobits.
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That's because he uses Mac.
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bytes are bigger than bits......
anyway....does any1 wants this?
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You claim 1000mbits
Yet you achieve 4mB/s
Looks like some shoddy home connection, but that was to be expected.
Distance: 1000km
"and distance is counted in kilometers"
Wow, did you work that out yourself?
its 40Mbits or 4mBytes, for your info thats very very fast! and none of servers with speedtest can show you result 1000mbits! even if you'd had 2000mbits it couldnt show that because other server cant count it!
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its 40Mbits or 4mBytes, for your info thats very very fast! and none of servers with speedtest can show you result 1000mbits! even if you'd had 2000mbits it couldnt show that because other server cant count it!
- 40 megabits == 5 megabytes. Neither of those equal 1000 megabits (which is 125 megabytes) and neither are "very fast" but quite average
- Yes, you could show 1000 megabits or 2000 megabits, I do it all the time
But instead of worthless speech about speed, connectivity is what's really important. Especially for a Tremulous server, you don't need gigabits. You need low latency and a good location; so don't quote useless speed tests or values, but instead say what kind of connection it is, and through whom. Knowing the datacenter location is useful as well, since certain providers may have better backbone links than others in various locations.
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if its average then you post your speed and we'll see!
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Anyway i was looking for the better speedtester my results:
(http://i38.tinypic.com/303fkgm.jpg)
to show you not lieing i also show you mine results from home:
(http://i37.tinypic.com/6rtsmf.jpg) <------------------- SUCKS
Sorry for double post, again....
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you have lots of icons
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OMG I can't believe it. A spam bot that can pass the Turing test
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Saw WoW icon in background... then realised that you wouldnt be begging for $10 to afford a mega connection that you claim to have... then /wrists knowing someone will paypal you the $10 to buy your level 20 warlock princess new armour
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Saw WoW icon in background... then realised that you wouldnt be begging for $10 to afford a mega connection that you claim to have... then /wrists knowing someone will paypal you the $10 to buy your level 20 warlock princess new armour
who said that pc/internet i pay??? and i play wow on private servers blizzard is for assholes, and if you dont want to buy just say no and dont fuckin disturb!
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if you dont want to buy just say no and dont fuckin disturb!
Well, you've posted a commercial-type offer on a free site, so you're getting free advertising. None of the moderators or administrators have thus far said, "Meh, spam" and pulled the thread, so you're doing okay by that - but on the same token, I for one am not going to clean up the crap that may appear in here because of it. If you want the "spam" cut down in your thread, start by removing the first post :>
Of course if it degrades into a complete crapfest then all bets are off and the whole mess goes in the trash, but that's been my personal policy for quite some time (unless there's some gems worth saving, therefore worth the trouble of splitting/merging and trashing).
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Server Location + Ping For Peoples Majority?
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Server Location: Romania
Ping status: should be very good for europe i live in croatia which is far far away from romania and my ping is 70.
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Anyway i was looking for the better speedtester my results:
(http://i38.tinypic.com/303fkgm.jpg)
to show you not lieing i also show you mine results from home:
(http://i37.tinypic.com/6rtsmf.jpg) <------------------- SUCKS
Sorry for double post, again....
The results of that test could have been edited easy.
For instance, my speed test was this: http://support.cybernet.ch/tools/speedtest/results.php?kbps=820.3&downloadtime=5.113&KB=512&recorded=1
[820.30kbps]
You could have messed with the URL and did this,
http://support.cybernet.ch/tools/speedtest/results.php?kbps=390095&downloadtime=5.113&KB=512&recorded=1
[380.95 Mbps]
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(http://imn2rc.com/cheese/lolspeed.jpg)
:o
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Hey guys I have a decent internet speed so click here (http://support.cybernet.ch/tools/speedtest/results.php?kbps=99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999&downloadtime=5.113&KB=512&recorded=1) to see.
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rofl
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Hey guys I have a decent internet speed so click here (http://support.cybernet.ch/tools/speedtest/results.php?kbps=99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999&downloadtime=5.113&KB=512&recorded=1) to see.
No input validation. Sucky webmaster.
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lmao moose did you make that?
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Despite the fact that I have a download speed less than 0 kbps, my speed (http://support.cybernet.ch/tools/speedtest/results.php?kbps=%CF%80&downloadtime=5.113&KB=512&recorded=1) pwns all of you.
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In Soviet Russia, Internet download from you. (http://support.cybernet.ch/tools/speedtest/results.php?kbps=-1)
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lmao moose did you make that?
I can download the internet in a second. ;)
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You can't download the internet. But you can take a snapshot.