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Media => Other Tremulous Media => Topic started by: fail on December 04, 2009, 06:33:48 pm

Title: for the lulz
Post by: fail on December 04, 2009, 06:33:48 pm

Little Bunny Foo Foo

Little Bunny Foo Foo,

Hopping through the forest.

Scooping up the field mice,

And bopping them on the head.


And along came a good fairy angel and she said:

"Little Bunny Foo Foo,

I don't want to see you,

Scooping up the field mice,

And bopping them on the head.


I'll give you three more chances.

And if you're not good,

I'll turn you into a goon!"

So the next day...

Little Bunny Foo Foo,

Hopping through the forest.

Scooping up the field mice,

And bopping them on the head.


Along came the good fairy angel and she said:

"Little Bunny Foo Foo,

I don't want to see you.

Scooping up the field mice,

And bopping them on the head.


I'll give you two more chances.

And if you're not good,

I'll turn you into a goon!"

So the next day...

Little Bunny Foo Foo,

Hopping through the forest.

Scooping up the field mice,

And bopping them on the head.


And along came a good fairy angel and she said:

"Little Bunny Foo Foo,

I don't want to see you.

Scooping up the field mice,

And bopping them on the head.


I'll give you one more chance.

And if you're not good,

I'll turn you into a goon!"

So the next day...

Little Bunny Foo Foo,

Hopping through the forest.

Scooping up the field mice,

And bopping them on the head.


I gave you three chances to be good,

And you didn't behave.

And now, I'm going to turn you into a goon!"

POOF :dragoon: :dragoon: :dragoon: :dragoon: :dragoon: :dragoon:

The moral of this story is:

"Hare today, goon tomorrow" 

Title: Re: for the lulz
Post by: CreatureofHell on December 04, 2009, 08:14:25 pm

I just wasted a few minutes of my life reading that  :'(

Title: Re: for the lulz
Post by: Demolution on December 04, 2009, 09:25:46 pm

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eEhDZN0RFjw

Title: Re: for the lulz
Post by: mooseberry on December 05, 2009, 01:58:15 am

Actually, aside from the offputting huge brick of text, insane caps lock spam, grammar issues, and the fact that Tremulous grenades take  5 seconds to explode, it was interesting. Entertaining in a spammy way.

Title: Re: for the lulz
Post by: Hendrich on December 05, 2009, 04:42:53 am

Your story touched my heart and many of the writers here. We truly are gratified to have such a privilege to embrace the unified string of events crafted by expertize such as yours. Your story was riveting, heart-warming and had such a level of intelligence I had never seen in this forum, let alone the internet. You have deeply expressed the dark side of Tremulous and showed us innocent characters, thrusted into a world with little meaning or expectations. The fact that they are forced to either learn to survive quickly or die snaps the cord of our reality and parallels our lives, we can only hope our morality would never go as shallow as this. But alas, in the end, they die in battle. No parades, no recognition, Gone. You have shown us how easy life can become insignificant to everyone else, you sir, have set the bar.

Please, take this (http://calculonresponds.ytmnd.com/) as a sign of my appreciation and as a interpretation of how much I love this written short. Words cannot describe my feelings. Excellent work.

Title: Re: for the lulz
Post by: Kit on May 12, 2010, 04:39:08 am

 :dragoon:

dragoon doesn't like you.

Title: Re: for the lulz
Post by: Conzul on May 12, 2010, 04:35:24 pm

That was so stupid and so minimalist that I actually couldn't stop laughing! Messed UP! :dragoon: :dragoon:

Title: Re: for the lulz
Post by: mooseberry on May 13, 2010, 01:44:48 am

Too bad, it used to be good.

Title: Re: for the lulz
Post by: Crava_Loft on July 30, 2010, 08:08:30 am

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