Tremulous Forum
Community => Off Topic => Topic started by: DKG on February 15, 2010, 11:51:35 pm
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I'm selling a hardware (thefore undetectable) crosshair kit for aliens. It's a complex piece of engineering I've been working on for years. Now I've decided I should share my hard work with the comunity for a small fee of 700$.
The great thing about this kit is it's not specific to Trem. I've been using it for headshots in COD too. The advanced technology can theoretical be used for any FPS.
So, why only 700$? Well, because I'm a nice guy.
What if it doesn't work? I offer a lifetime money back guarantee.
What is in the kit? After years of refining this unique hardware approach to "cheating" I've stripped down the components needed (which ultimately reduces the cost to, yes, YOU! the end user)to just 3 parts.
The kit includes.
1 pair of scissors
1 roll of state of the art PVC insulating tape (NOW IN A RANGE OF COLOURS!)
1 Instruction manual (in the language independent format of diagrams)
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I'll soon be releasing the source code for my, up untill now, patented function
tiny_triangle_of_tape_stuck_to_screen(client)
to developers.
Here's an example of how the function could be used in pseudo code
if tiny_triangle_of_tape_stuck_to_screen(client)
kick(client, "For using a crosshair")
So take advantage of the crosshair kit while there's still time!
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Aliens have crosshairs in 1.2.
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hey ill take 2 thx
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Aliens have crosshairs in 1.2.
You must of completely missed the point of this thread.
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Aliens have crosshairs in 1.2.
You must of completely missed the point of this thread.
Quite possibly. It sounded to me like a joke about how futile it is to consider alien crosshairs "cheating" when you can just tape crosshairs to your monitor. But alien crosshairs aren't cheating (which is implied by saying they'll be in the next version of the game) so I don't get it.
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BUT WAIT!
There's More!
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I can see how 1.2 may have an impact on my business. Time to remarket.
"Tired of dropping your mouse?...With this 'new' kit..."
OK, I give up. Hope some people had a little chuckle, albeit at my epic fail at humor. ;)
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That was pretty funny... Till Norfenstein ruined it D:
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DKG, where can I buy one? How can I contact you?? You have made a huge mistake in your marketing ploy in leaving out your contact information so that possible future customers such as myself and Your Face can take advantage of your unique solution to the endless problems that we encounter as helpless victims of bad development schemes.
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Aliens have crosshairs in 1.2.
You must of completely missed the point of this thread.
Quite possibly. It sounded to me like a joke about how futile it is to consider alien crosshairs "cheating" when you can just tape crosshairs to your monitor. But alien crosshairs aren't cheating (which is implied by saying they'll be in the next version of the game) so I don't get it.
Exactly. You ruined humor with your over-analysis.
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That was pretty funny... Till Norfenstein ruined it D:
I wish he had ruined it. Unfortunately, Tremulous 1.2 is still not available. Norfenstein's point is not valid. This solution will work until Tremulous 1.2( Also note that it is not restricted to Tremulous; works for other games too ).
Norfenstein, nice try though.
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That was pretty funny... Till Norfenstein ruined it D:
I wish he had ruined it. Unfortunately, Tremulous 1.2 is still not available. Norfenstein's point is not valid. This solution will work until Tremulous 1.2( Also note that it is not restricted to Tremulous; works for other games too ).
Norfenstein, nice try though.
Win!
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over over analysis?
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over over analysis?
Tits.
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Your Face
Damn you.
Tits btw.
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Get off my lawn.
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Aliens have crosshairs in 1.2.
You must of completely missed the point of this thread.
Quite possibly. It sounded to me like a joke about how futile it is to consider alien crosshairs "cheating" when you can just tape crosshairs to your monitor. But alien crosshairs aren't cheating (which is implied by saying they'll be in the next version of the game) so I don't get it.
Exactly. You ruined humor with your over-analysis.
Shut your fucking arrogant mouth already, why every fucking post you make on Tremulous.net is basically you trying to look smarter than you are, assface?
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That was pretty funny... Till Norfenstein ruined it D:
Norf is only amused by the pain of others.
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I miss my pre-tremulous-1.1 Norfenstein. I believe aliens abducted him and replaced with a game-design troll :(
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Aliens have crosshairs in 1.2.
You must of completely missed the point of this thread.
Quite possibly. It sounded to me like a joke about how futile it is to consider alien crosshairs "cheating" when you can just tape crosshairs to your monitor. But alien crosshairs aren't cheating (which is implied by saying they'll be in the next version of the game) so I don't get it.
Exactly. You ruined humor with your over-analysis.
Shut your fucking arrogant mouth already, why every fucking post you make on Tremulous.net is basically you trying to look smarter than you are, assface?
Perhaps you just feel stupid around me? I'm not trying to look smarter than I am. Theoretically that's not possible. You look as smart as you look no matter how/why you're posting.
Also my post was no different than Himself's post. I was just replying to Norf in a more serious manner. Sorry to upset you Mr. Iabz.
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they sell it cheaper at walmart.
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Aliens have crosshairs in 1.2.
You must of completely missed the point of this thread.
Quite possibly. It sounded to me like a joke about how futile it is to consider alien crosshairs "cheating" when you can just tape crosshairs to your monitor. But alien crosshairs aren't cheating (which is implied by saying they'll be in the next version of the game) so I don't get it.
Exactly. You ruined humor with your over-analysis.
Shut your fucking arrogant mouth already, why every fucking post you make on Tremulous.net is basically you trying to look smarter than you are, assface?
Perhaps you just feel stupid around me? I'm not trying to look smarter than I am. Theoretically that's not possible. You look as smart as you look no matter how/why you're posting.
Also my post was no different than Himself's post. I was just replying to Norf in a more serious manner. Sorry to upset you Mr. Iabz.
Theoretically it's not possible to be smarter than you are, but trying to be is. Then again, as I told you in another thread, learn to read.
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Aliens have crosshairs in 1.2.
You must of completely missed the point of this thread.
Quite possibly. It sounded to me like a joke about how futile it is to consider alien crosshairs "cheating" when you can just tape crosshairs to your monitor. But alien crosshairs aren't cheating (which is implied by saying they'll be in the next version of the game) so I don't get it.
Exactly. You ruined humor with your over-analysis.
Shut your fucking arrogant mouth already, why every fucking post you make on Tremulous.net is basically you trying to look smarter than you are, assface?
Perhaps you just feel stupid around me? I'm not trying to look smarter than I am. Theoretically that's not possible. You look as smart as you look no matter how/why you're posting.
Also my post was no different than Himself's post. I was just replying to Norf in a more serious manner. Sorry to upset you Mr. Iabz.
Theoretically it's not possible to be smarter than you are, but trying to be is. Then again, as I told you in another thread, learn to read.
*sigh* Not really. You can try to *be* anything, but trying to show yourself as smarter than you are doesn't really work, because you're only as smart as your post. If you're smart enough to make a post that's smarter than what you'd normally be capable of. You're still as smart as that post.
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But you can try to make the post look smart, and make your self look like a retard in the process.
"because you're only as smart as your post" is bullshit, because otherwise all the "hur hur lol faggot" people would have died long ago from forgetting to breathe.
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but trying to show yourself as smarter than you are doesn't really work
I agree with you there, wich is why you should stop trying so hard. Seriously, listen to David. Maybe that way you'll understand what I was telling you.
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you guys need to just chill 8)
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But you can try to make the post look smart, and make your self look like a retard in the process.
"because you're only as smart as your post" is bullshit, because otherwise all the "hur hur lol faggot" people would have died long ago from forgetting to breathe.
Your post represents your intelligence. You can lower your intelligence for that post.
I agree with Face, I'll just ignore Iabz, he can keep his panties in a knot all he wants.
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But you can try to make the post look smart, and make your self look like a retard in the process.
"because you're only as smart as your post" is bullshit, because otherwise all the "hur hur lol faggot" people would have died long ago from forgetting to breathe.
Your post represents your intelligence. You can lower your intelligence for that post.
I agree with Face, I'll just ignore Iabz, he can keep his panties in a knot all he wants.
He never said to ignore me, he said to chill. Learn to read.
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But you can try to make the post look smart, and make your self look like a retard in the process.
"because you're only as smart as your post" is bullshit, because otherwise all the "hur hur lol faggot" people would have died long ago from forgetting to breathe.
Your post represents your intelligence. You can lower your intelligence for that post.
I agree with Face, I'll just ignore Iabz, he can keep his panties in a knot all he wants.
He never said to ignore me, he said to chill. Learn to read.
Ignoring you would be chilling. Replying isn't.
You could learn to shut your fucking arrogant mouth. ;)
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But you can try to make the post look smart, and make your self look like a retard in the process.
"because you're only as smart as your post" is bullshit, because otherwise all the "hur hur lol faggot" people would have died long ago from forgetting to breathe.
Your post represents your intelligence. You can lower your intelligence for that post.
I agree with Face, I'll just ignore Iabz, he can keep his panties in a knot all he wants.
He never said to ignore me, he said to chill. Learn to read.
Ignoring you would be chilling. Replying isn't.
You could learn to shut your fucking arrogant mouth. ;)
Didn't you say you were ignoring me? You need to be consequent with what you say, assface. Stop trying to look like a grown up and accept that you're still a kid. ;)
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But you can try to make the post look smart, and make your self look like a retard in the process.
"because you're only as smart as your post" is bullshit, because otherwise all the "hur hur lol faggot" people would have died long ago from forgetting to breathe.
Your post represents your intelligence. You can lower your intelligence for that post.
I agree with Face, I'll just ignore Iabz, he can keep his panties in a knot all he wants.
He never said to ignore me, he said to chill. Learn to read.
Ignoring you would be chilling. Replying isn't.
You could learn to shut your fucking arrogant mouth. ;)
Didn't you say you were ignoring me? You need to be consequent with what you say, assface. Stop trying to look like a grown up and accept that you're still a kid. ;)
I never denied I'm a kid. I'm 21, and I realize thats plenty immature. But I also realize that this is the internet, but even more so this is the forum for a video game on an internet, then even beyond that this is TREMULOUS forums the Satan version of all video game forums for a video game that is ON the internet. So I have that flexibility to be a smart ass, be immature, and defend hopeless cases. Really, I'm happy in my clan and have my friends and those I respect there and we get along great. So why do I need to be perfect here? I don't, I can flame and be arrogant and cause all the mayhem I want and in reality there is no consequences. I can get banned from trem.net, but I don't see that happening for just being slightly trollish, otherwise only a small handful of those who post here now-a-days would still be around to post.
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But you can try to make the post look smart, and make your self look like a retard in the process.
"because you're only as smart as your post" is bullshit, because otherwise all the "hur hur lol faggot" people would have died long ago from forgetting to breathe.
Your post represents your intelligence. You can lower your intelligence for that post.
I agree with Face, I'll just ignore Iabz, he can keep his panties in a knot all he wants.
He never said to ignore me, he said to chill. Learn to read.
Ignoring you would be chilling. Replying isn't.
You could learn to shut your fucking arrogant mouth. ;)
Didn't you say you were ignoring me? You need to be consequent with what you say, assface. Stop trying to look like a grown up and accept that you're still a kid. ;)
I never denied I'm a kid. I'm 21, and I realize thats plenty immature. But I also realize that this is the internet, but even more so this is the forum for a video game on an internet, then even beyond that this is TREMULOUS forums the Satan version of all video game forums for a video game that is ON the internet. So I have that flexibility to be a smart ass, be immature, and defend hopeless cases. Really, I'm happy in my clan and have my friends and those I respect there and we get along great. So why do I need to be perfect here? I don't, I can flame and be arrogant and cause all the mayhem I want and in reality there is no consequences. I can get banned from trem.net, but I don't see that happening for just being slightly trollish, otherwise only a small handful of those who post here now-a-days would still be around to post.
Cool story bro.
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SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
when's the next shipment of crosshair kits arriving?
I haven't received so much as a tracking number yet :(
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I also realize that this is the internet, but even more so this is the forum for a video game on an internet, then even beyond that this is TREMULOUS forums the Satan version of all video game forums for a video game that is ON the internet.
Hello, signature. Welcome to your new home.
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Strange that it does not appear to be your signature then.
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...and silver just made a pretty good case for why this thread should be locked.