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Community => Off Topic => Topic started by: kharnov on March 06, 2010, 10:00:10 pm
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this is friend mara
(http://tremulous.net/manual/marauder.jpg)
pictured: friend
it has come to my attention recently that many of you enjoy shooting at friend mara, and would like friend mara to be norfed to make it easier to shoot at friend mara. this is barbaric and unacceptable. friend mara comes from a culture with a long tradition of jumping off walls, biting people's heads off, and zapping them to death. of course, racist humans find it necessary to impose their cultural absolutism on everything they don't understand, and because of this they justify their cruel treatment of friend mara.
remember that not all pain is visible. the quake3 engine does not allow for friend mara to cry, and thus we must feel his pain for him. we must feel his pain until the suffering ends.
thank you.
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Please remember that friend mara tastes great when barbecued and eaten with green beans and potatoes.
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But mara does cry. ???
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I support this cause.
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He be firm, yo.
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MARA IS FIRM.
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Please remember that friend mara tastes great when barbecued and eaten with green beans and potatoes.
Serves 4 and a doggy bag.
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Kharnov, go back to your dark corner in the basement, NOW.
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I, kharnov, will never hurt a mara, for mara is friend mara, and any references to mara in this document indicate friend mara.
I. Mara cannot be shot at. Mara cannot be hurt by any means, direct or indirect. I will never allow mara to come into harm.
II. If I see a teammate hurting mara, I will discipline said teammate. This teammate will have three such infractions before a summary execution.
III. If in any way I can help mara, I will assist mara. If mara cannot reach a high spot, I will let mara sit on my head while I ferry him up with a jetpack. If mara does not want to get wet I will wade across the water with mara on my back.
IV. I will promote cultural understanding on behalf of mara, who cannot talk. I will ensure that all understand his suffering.
V. I will feel mara's pain until the day it ends. Every time mara is shot, I will feel it. Every time mara is killed, I will /kill.
Signed, the undersigned.
-- kharnov
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whatever happened to friend granger. give friend granger its home back.
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I love the irony of his random quote being "I was eaten by friend mara" when I read his post.
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Stop hurting friend mara, buy vaseline.
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whatever happened to friend granger. give friend granger its home back.
Let's use the hovel as a cannon that shoots out any alien that enters into it ;)
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whatever happened to friend granger. give friend granger its home back.
Let's use the hovel as a cannon that shoots out any alien that enters into it ;)
My idea: Hovel can be equipped by grangers so dretches can enter it and be fired at people 8)
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Jajaja.
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Join the Mara Wildfund and Cultural Preserve Foundation. Membership five bucks. For six you get a badge that glows in the dark. Do teh mara dance (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9bbOSNnZXtc) to show your support!
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I have confession to make. I am addicted to has shotting friend mara. :'(
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I herd u liek maras?
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I, kharnov, will never hurt a mara, for mara is friend mara, and any references to mara in this document indicate friend mara.
I. Mara cannot be shot at. Mara cannot be hurt by any means, direct or indirect. I will never allow mara to come into harm.
II. If I see a teammate hurting mara, I will discipline said teammate. This teammate will have three such infractions before a summary execution.
III. If in any way I can help mara, I will assist mara. If mara cannot reach a high spot, I will let mara sit on my head while I ferry him up with a jetpack. If mara does not want to get wet I will wade across the water with mara on my back.
IV. I will promote cultural understanding on behalf of mara, who cannot talk. I will ensure that all understand his suffering.
V. I will feel mara's pain until the day it ends. Every time mara is shot, I will feel it. Every time mara is killed, I will /kill.
Signed, the undersigned.
-- kharnov
you could make this into a political movement my communist friend
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Friend Mara needs to steal Tyrants Cool glasses if he had those no human could bring themselves to shoot him.
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Friend Mara needs to steal Tyrants Cool glasses if he had those no human could bring themselves to shoot him.
What if the humans get jealous?
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Friend Mara needs to steal Tyrants Cool glasses if he had those no human could bring themselves to shoot him.
What if the humans get jealous?
If the humans get jealous and retaliate, then the mara will retaliate on their retaliation and protect the sanctity of its Ridiculously Awesome Cool Glasses.
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remember that not all pain is visible. the quake3 engine does not allow for friend mara to cry, and thus we must feel his pain for him. we must feel his pain until the suffering ends.
thank you.
Amen, brother.
Though, in my experience, it's usually Friend Mara whose CAUSING the suffering. Still, I'm sure he feels just awful about it.
FRIEND MARA FUN FACTS:
- :advmarauder: Friend Mara can smell fear. He can also smell cookies.
- :advmarauder: Chainguns are Friend Mara's least favorite form of chain.
- :advmarauder: Friend Mara's most favorite form of chain is the one that goes ZAP!
- :advmarauder: Every time a B-suit groans, Friend Mara gets his wings.
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What the humans get jealous for ? :-\ :-\
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What the humans get jealous for ? :-\ :-\
What would the humans NOT get jealous of? It's the god damn friend mara. Bask in its glory.
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I think friend mara's model need to be updated so he can have incredibly stupid glasses(and be awesome!)
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What would the humans NOT get jealous of? It's the god damn friend mara. :basilisk: in its glory.
There, fixed that for ya.
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FEEL HIS PAIN AND SUFFERING BE HIS PAL
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They shoot at friend mara.
They never hit friend mara.
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FEEL HIS PAIN AND SUFFERING BE HIS PAL
OR IF YOU ARE DEVOTED ENOUGH YOU MAY APPLY FOR THE TRIPLE TAG MEMBERSHIP TO PROMOTE FRIEND MARA
[F.MARA][F.MARA][F.MARA]NAME
FEEL HIS SUFFERING AND SPREAD THE WORD TO UNRELATED GAMES AS WELL.
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What would the humans NOT get jealous of? It's the god damn friend mara. :basilisk: in its glory.
There, fixed that for ya.
I just laughed REALLY loud at that. lol.
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FEEL HIS PAIN AND SUFFERING BE HIS PAL
OR IF YOU ARE DEVOTED ENOUGH YOU MAY APPLY FOR THE TRIPLE TAG MEMBERSHIP TO PROMOTE FRIEND MARA
[F.MARA][F.MARA][F.MARA]NAME
FEEL HIS SUFFERING AND SPREAD THE WORD TO UNRELATED GAMES AS WELL.
OKAY ILL SPREAD IT TO RUNESCAPE PROMOTE THE CAUSE OF FRIEND MARA SO HIS PLIGHT CAN BE SHOWN TO THE WIDER WORLD
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SO LIEK THE DOCTOR/KING OF BASLICK SAYS, THEY MUST ALSO BE ALLOWED TO LEAP FREELY IN THE BEAUTIFUL LANDSCAPE
(http://www.zastavki.com/pictures/1280x800/2008/Drawn_wallpapers_The_beautiful_landscape_011335_.jpg)
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That's exactly where I was drinking from when I saw St. Anger the adv marauder u c i was a sippin from that stream i am the king of baslick
i am the kingofbaslick
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:marauder: is really nice he would nevar hurt you. nevar. he is very good person and can jump high to get high things like the soup at the marked and when you lost your ball on the top shelf. dont hurt him hes a good person. :marauder: :marauder: :marauder: :marauder: