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Title: why do you hurt friend mara
Post by: kharnov on March 06, 2010, 10:00:10 pm
this is friend mara

(http://tremulous.net/manual/marauder.jpg)
pictured: friend

it has come to my attention recently that many of you enjoy shooting at friend mara, and would like friend mara to be norfed to make it easier to shoot at friend mara. this is barbaric and unacceptable. friend mara comes from a culture with a long tradition of jumping off walls, biting people's heads off, and zapping them to death. of course, racist humans find it necessary to impose their cultural absolutism on everything they don't understand, and because of this they justify their cruel treatment of friend mara.

remember that not all pain is visible. the quake3 engine does not allow for friend mara to cry, and thus we must feel his pain for him. we must feel his pain until the suffering ends.

thank you.
Title: Re: why do you hurt friend mara
Post by: CreatureofHell on March 06, 2010, 10:22:17 pm
Please remember that friend mara tastes great when barbecued and eaten with green beans and potatoes.
Title: Re: why do you hurt friend mara
Post by: mooseberry on March 06, 2010, 10:37:57 pm
But mara does cry.  ???
Title: Re: why do you hurt friend mara
Post by: amz181 on March 07, 2010, 12:37:44 am
I support this cause.
Title: Re: why do you hurt friend mara
Post by: Winnie the Pooh on March 07, 2010, 10:02:21 am
He be firm, yo.
Title: Re: why do you hurt friend mara
Post by: Demolution on March 07, 2010, 10:05:59 am
MARA IS FIRM.
Title: Re: why do you hurt friend mara
Post by: Urcscumug on March 07, 2010, 05:58:06 pm
Please remember that friend mara tastes great when barbecued and eaten with green beans and potatoes.

Serves 4 and a doggy bag.
Title: Re: why do you hurt friend mara
Post by: Snake on March 09, 2010, 04:06:11 am
Kharnov, go back to your dark corner in the basement, NOW.
Title: Re: why do you hurt friend mara
Post by: kharnov on March 09, 2010, 06:04:56 am
I, kharnov, will never hurt a mara, for mara is friend mara, and any references to mara in this document indicate friend mara.

I. Mara cannot be shot at. Mara cannot be hurt by any means, direct or indirect. I will never allow mara to come into harm.
II. If I see a teammate hurting mara, I will discipline said teammate. This teammate will have three such infractions before a summary execution.
III. If in any way I can help mara, I will assist mara. If mara cannot reach a high spot, I will let mara sit on my head while I ferry him up with a jetpack. If mara does not want to get wet I will wade across the water with mara on my back.
IV. I will promote cultural understanding on behalf of mara, who cannot talk. I will ensure that all understand his suffering.
V. I will feel mara's pain until the day it ends. Every time mara is shot, I will feel it. Every time mara is killed, I will /kill.

Signed, the undersigned.
-- kharnov
Title: Re: why do you hurt friend mara
Post by: your face on March 10, 2010, 05:16:47 am
whatever happened to friend granger.   give friend granger its home back.
Title: Re: why do you hurt friend mara
Post by: Silver on March 10, 2010, 01:50:43 pm
I love the irony of his random quote being "I was eaten by friend mara" when I read his post.
Title: Re: why do you hurt friend mara
Post by: IabzO.o on March 12, 2010, 10:02:37 pm
Stop hurting friend mara, buy vaseline.
Title: Amazing Flying Granger Circus Show
Post by: cron on March 12, 2010, 11:22:00 pm
whatever happened to friend granger.   give friend granger its home back.

Let's use the hovel as a cannon that shoots out any alien that enters into it  ;)
Title: Re: StalKer's Flying Dretch Circus
Post by: CreatureofHell on March 13, 2010, 11:22:58 am
whatever happened to friend granger.   give friend granger its home back.

Let's use the hovel as a cannon that shoots out any alien that enters into it  ;)

My idea: Hovel can be equipped by grangers so dretches can enter it and be fired at people  8)
Title: Re: why do you hurt friend mara
Post by: Dracone on March 13, 2010, 06:55:12 pm
Jajaja.
Title: Re: why do you hurt friend mara
Post by: Urcscumug on March 16, 2010, 06:51:33 pm
Join the Mara Wildfund and Cultural Preserve Foundation. Membership five bucks. For six you get a badge that glows in the dark. Do teh mara dance (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9bbOSNnZXtc) to show your support!
Title: Re: why do you hurt friend mara
Post by: Silver on March 17, 2010, 01:45:30 am
I have confession to make.  I am addicted to has shotting friend mara.   :'(
Title: Re: why do you hurt friend mara
Post by: Toma on March 20, 2010, 01:31:36 am
I herd u liek maras?
Title: Re: why do you hurt friend mara
Post by: Jedarus on March 25, 2010, 05:36:43 pm
I, kharnov, will never hurt a mara, for mara is friend mara, and any references to mara in this document indicate friend mara.

I. Mara cannot be shot at. Mara cannot be hurt by any means, direct or indirect. I will never allow mara to come into harm.
II. If I see a teammate hurting mara, I will discipline said teammate. This teammate will have three such infractions before a summary execution.
III. If in any way I can help mara, I will assist mara. If mara cannot reach a high spot, I will let mara sit on my head while I ferry him up with a jetpack. If mara does not want to get wet I will wade across the water with mara on my back.
IV. I will promote cultural understanding on behalf of mara, who cannot talk. I will ensure that all understand his suffering.
V. I will feel mara's pain until the day it ends. Every time mara is shot, I will feel it. Every time mara is killed, I will /kill.

Signed, the undersigned.
-- kharnov

you could make this into a political movement my communist friend
Title: Re: why do you hurt friend mara
Post by: SlackerLinux on March 26, 2010, 08:00:37 am
Friend Mara needs to steal Tyrants Cool glasses if he had those no human could bring themselves to shoot him.
Title: Re: why do you hurt friend mara
Post by: Demolution on March 26, 2010, 09:44:49 am
Friend Mara needs to steal Tyrants Cool glasses if he had those no human could bring themselves to shoot him.

What if the humans get jealous?
Title: Re: why do you hurt friend mara
Post by: Deadbeat Engineer on May 15, 2010, 02:39:42 am
Friend Mara needs to steal Tyrants Cool glasses if he had those no human could bring themselves to shoot him.

What if the humans get jealous?

If the humans get jealous and retaliate, then the mara will retaliate on their retaliation and protect the sanctity of its Ridiculously Awesome Cool Glasses.
Title: Re: why do you hurt friend mara
Post by: Venkman on May 23, 2010, 05:44:15 am
remember that not all pain is visible. the quake3 engine does not allow for friend mara to cry, and thus we must feel his pain for him. we must feel his pain until the suffering ends.

thank you.

Amen, brother.

Though, in my experience, it's usually Friend Mara whose CAUSING the suffering. Still, I'm sure he feels just awful about it.

FRIEND MARA FUN FACTS:

- :advmarauder: Friend Mara can smell fear. He can also smell cookies.

- :advmarauder: Chainguns are Friend Mara's least favorite form of chain.

- :advmarauder: Friend Mara's most favorite form of chain is the one that goes ZAP!

- :advmarauder: Every time a B-suit groans, Friend Mara gets his wings.
 
Title: Re: why do you hurt friend mara
Post by: windy on May 24, 2010, 05:04:16 am
What the humans get jealous for ? :-\ :-\
Title: Re: why do you hurt friend mara
Post by: Deadbeat Engineer on May 27, 2010, 01:29:28 am
What the humans get jealous for ? :-\ :-\


What would the humans NOT get jealous of? It's the god damn friend mara. Bask in its glory.
Title: Re: why do you hurt friend mara
Post by: A Spork on May 27, 2010, 05:27:06 am
I think friend mara's model need to be updated so he can have incredibly stupid glasses(and be awesome!)
Title: Re: why do you hurt friend mara
Post by: cron on May 27, 2010, 06:55:31 am
What would the humans NOT get jealous of? It's the god damn friend mara. :basilisk: in its glory.

There, fixed that for ya.
Title: Re: why do you hurt friend mara
Post by: Dracone on May 28, 2010, 06:22:41 am
FRIEND MARA FRIEND MARA FRIEND MARA FRIEND MARA
FRIEND MARA FRIEND MARA FRIEND MARA FRIEND MARA
FRIEND MARA FRIEND MARA FRIEND MARA FRIEND MARA
FRIEND MARA FRIEND MARA FRIEND MARA FRIEND MARA
FRIEND MARA FRIEND MARA FRIEND MARA FRIEND MARA
FRIEND MARA FRIEND MARA FRIEND MARA FRIEND MARA
FRIEND MARA FRIEND MARA FRIEND MARA FRIEND MARA
FRIEND MARA FRIEND MARA FRIEND MARA FRIEND MARA


FRIEND
MARA
FRIEND
MARA
FRIEND
MARA
FRIEND
MARA

PROMOTE
FRIEND
MARA

[F.Mara]NAME
[F.Mara]NAME[F.Mara]
NAME[F.Mara]
[F.Mara][F.Mara]NAME
NAME[F.Mara][F.Mara]

FEEL HIS PAIN AND SUFFERING BE HIS PAL
Title: Re: why do you hurt friend mara
Post by: Conzul on May 28, 2010, 02:05:36 pm
They shoot at friend mara.
They never hit friend mara.
Title: Re: why do you hurt friend mara
Post by: Sea Of Eternity on May 29, 2010, 04:23:17 pm
FRIEND MARA FRIEND MARA FRIEND MARA FRIEND MARA
FRIEND MARA FRIEND MARA FRIEND MARA FRIEND MARA
FRIEND MARA FRIEND MARA FRIEND MARA FRIEND MARA
FRIEND MARA FRIEND MARA FRIEND MARA FRIEND MARA
FRIEND MARA FRIEND MARA FRIEND MARA FRIEND MARA
FRIEND MARA FRIEND MARA FRIEND MARA FRIEND MARA
FRIEND MARA FRIEND MARA FRIEND MARA FRIEND MARA
FRIEND MARA FRIEND MARA FRIEND MARA FRIEND MARA


FRIEND
MARA
FRIEND
MARA
FRIEND
MARA
FRIEND
MARA

PROMOTE
FRIEND
MARA

[F.Mara]NAME
[F.Mara]NAME[F.Mara]
NAME[F.Mara]
[F.Mara][F.Mara]NAME
NAME[F.Mara][F.Mara]

FEEL HIS PAIN AND SUFFERING BE HIS PAL

OR IF YOU ARE DEVOTED ENOUGH YOU MAY APPLY FOR THE TRIPLE TAG MEMBERSHIP TO PROMOTE FRIEND MARA

[F.MARA][F.MARA][F.MARA]NAME

FEEL HIS SUFFERING AND SPREAD THE WORD TO UNRELATED GAMES AS WELL.
Title: Re: why do you hurt friend mara
Post by: Deadbeat Engineer on June 02, 2010, 03:12:14 am
What would the humans NOT get jealous of? It's the god damn friend mara. :basilisk: in its glory.

There, fixed that for ya.

I just laughed REALLY loud at that. lol.
Title: Re: why do you hurt friend mara
Post by: Jedarus on June 14, 2010, 07:47:03 pm
FRIEND MARA FRIEND MARA FRIEND MARA FRIEND MARA
FRIEND MARA FRIEND MARA FRIEND MARA FRIEND MARA
FRIEND MARA FRIEND MARA FRIEND MARA FRIEND MARA
FRIEND MARA FRIEND MARA FRIEND MARA FRIEND MARA
FRIEND MARA FRIEND MARA FRIEND MARA FRIEND MARA
FRIEND MARA FRIEND MARA FRIEND MARA FRIEND MARA
FRIEND MARA FRIEND MARA FRIEND MARA FRIEND MARA
FRIEND MARA FRIEND MARA FRIEND MARA FRIEND MARA


FRIEND
MARA
FRIEND
MARA
FRIEND
MARA
FRIEND
MARA

PROMOTE
FRIEND
MARA

[F.Mara]NAME
[F.Mara]NAME[F.Mara]
NAME[F.Mara]
[F.Mara][F.Mara]NAME
NAME[F.Mara][F.Mara]

FEEL HIS PAIN AND SUFFERING BE HIS PAL

OR IF YOU ARE DEVOTED ENOUGH YOU MAY APPLY FOR THE TRIPLE TAG MEMBERSHIP TO PROMOTE FRIEND MARA

[F.MARA][F.MARA][F.MARA]NAME

FEEL HIS SUFFERING AND SPREAD THE WORD TO UNRELATED GAMES AS WELL.


OKAY ILL SPREAD IT TO RUNESCAPE PROMOTE THE CAUSE OF FRIEND MARA SO HIS PLIGHT CAN BE SHOWN TO THE WIDER WORLD
Title: Re: why do you hurt friend mara
Post by: Sea Of Eternity on June 15, 2010, 03:24:02 am
SO LIEK THE DOCTOR/KING OF BASLICK SAYS, THEY MUST ALSO BE ALLOWED TO LEAP FREELY IN THE BEAUTIFUL LANDSCAPE

(http://www.zastavki.com/pictures/1280x800/2008/Drawn_wallpapers_The_beautiful_landscape_011335_.jpg)
Title: Re: why do you hurt friend mara
Post by: Dracone on June 15, 2010, 09:10:01 pm
That's exactly where I was drinking from when I saw St. Anger the adv marauder u c i was a sippin from that stream i am the king of baslick

i am the kingofbaslick
Title: Re: why do you hurt friend mara
Post by: Relish on July 03, 2010, 02:14:53 am
 :marauder: is really nice he would nevar hurt you.  nevar.  he is very good person and can jump high to get high things like the soup at the marked and when you lost your ball on the top shelf.  dont hurt him hes a good person. :marauder: :marauder: :marauder: :marauder: