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Community => Off Topic => Topic started by: Dracone on July 03, 2010, 06:32:25 pm

Title: why do you hurt friend boostershrimp?
Post by: Dracone on July 03, 2010, 06:32:25 pm
this is friend boostershrimp

(http://tremulous.net/manual/booster.jpg)
pictured: friend

it has come to my attention recently that many of you enjoy shooting at friend boostershrimp, and would like friend boostershrimp to be norfed to make it easier to shoot at friend boostershrimp. this is barbaric and unacceptable. friend boostershrimp comes from a culture with a long tradition of healing friend mara, giving poison to friend mara, and sometimes mating with soulmate friend mara. of course, racist humans find it necessary to impose their cultural absolutism on everything they don't understand, and because of this they justify their cruel treatment of friend boostershrimp.

remember that not all pain is visible. the quake3 engine does not allow for friend boostershrimp to cry, and thus we must feel his pain for him. we must feel his pain until the suffering ends. we must feel the pain of shriveling up into an obscure white shape.

thank you.
Title: Re: why do you hurt friend boostershrimp?
Post by: KillerWhale on July 03, 2010, 06:38:51 pm
The booster does cry when you hit it if you're on a fixed QVM.
Title: Re: why do you hurt friend boostershrimp?
Post by: Sea Of Eternity on July 03, 2010, 06:46:21 pm
we need one for dretches
Title: Re: why do you hurt friend boostershrimp?
Post by: Conzul on July 03, 2010, 07:19:59 pm
Quote from: Dracone on July 03, 2010, 06:32:25 pm
and sometimes mating with soulmate friend mara.

NO! friend mara is soulmate to friend basi!  :advmarauder: +  :basilisk: fur immer!  :booster: is one-night-stand at best.
Title: Re: why do you hurt friend boostershrimp?
Post by: Asvarox on July 03, 2010, 08:11:25 pm
friend boostershrimp is somewhat of a rival to friend basilisk rite?
Title: Re: why do you hurt friend boostershrimp?
Post by: ziplocpeople on July 06, 2010, 07:29:24 pm
HAYYYY DRACONE!!! REMEMBER ME???? Also, I'm pretty sure this thread parodies another I've seen.... I could be wrong though (lol, no not really)
Title: Re: why do you hurt friend boostershrimp?
Post by: DraZiLoX on July 06, 2010, 11:06:09 pm
FTW!!11
(http://dtrem.com/files/booster_shrimp.jpg)
Title: Re: why do you hurt friend boostershrimp?
Post by: your face on July 06, 2010, 11:15:47 pm
I don't hurt friend boostershrimp.  I don't have time to waste killing it when I have bigger things to kill.
Title: Re: why do you hurt friend boostershrimp?
Post by: Crava_Loft on July 10, 2010, 07:29:12 am
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Title: Re: why do you hurt friend boostershrimp?
Post by: Taiyo.uk on July 14, 2010, 08:45:57 pm
is no shrimp. dat r bootloader.
Title: Re: why do you hurt friend boostershrimp?
Post by: CreatureofHell on July 14, 2010, 09:07:38 pm
Quote from: Taiyo.uk on July 14, 2010, 08:45:57 pm
is no shrimp. dat r bootloader.

no u
Title: Re: why do you hurt friend boostershrimp?
Post by: ziplocpeople on August 06, 2010, 08:34:42 pm
i love you nos
Title: Re: why do you hurt friend boostershrimp?
Post by: Aelita on August 07, 2010, 12:59:23 am
Quote from: Taiyo.uk on July 14, 2010, 08:45:57 pm
is no shrimp. dat r bootloader.

lol
Title: Re: why do you hurt friend boostershrimp?
Post by: ziplocpeople on August 20, 2010, 08:23:54 am
hi
Title: Re: why do you hurt friend boostershrimp?
Post by: superspirality on August 20, 2010, 02:10:32 pm
Quote from: ziplocpeople on August 20, 2010, 08:23:54 am
hi
OMG THE EMPEROR IS HERE HIS FORCE IS AFTER ME HALP
Title: Re: why do you hurt friend boostershrimp?
Post by: zybork on August 24, 2010, 05:35:35 pm
I hate to say it, but friend boostershrimp is usually the friend of my enemy, and while the enemy of my enemy is my friend, the friend of my enemy is my enemy, too. So unfortunately, I have to consider friend boostershrimp not my friend, so:

BLAST THIS SUCKER, MUAHAHAHAAA! ;D
Title: Re: why do you hurt friend boostershrimp?
Post by: amgh on August 30, 2010, 04:03:57 am
boostershrimp makes shrimp salad, shrimp cocktail, shrimp burger, shrimp sandwich, popcorn shrimp, shrimp cakes, shrimp cookies, shrimp dip, shrimp soup, shrimp chips, shrimp and potatoes, shrimp-kabobs, shrimp creole, shrimp gumbo. Pan fried shrimp, deep fried shrimp and stir-fried shrimp. There's pineapple shrimp, lemon shrimp, coconut shrimp, pepper shrimp and shrimp stew.
Title: Re: why do you hurt friend boostershrimp?
Post by: superspirality on August 30, 2010, 10:02:04 am
Quote from: amgh on August 30, 2010, 04:03:57 am
boostershrimp makes shrimp salad, shrimp cocktail, shrimp burger, shrimp sandwich, popcorn shrimp, shrimp cakes, shrimp cookies, shrimp dip, shrimp soup, shrimp chips, shrimp and potatoes, shrimp-kabobs, shrimp creole, shrimp gumbo. Pan fried shrimp, deep fried shrimp and stir-fried shrimp. There's pineapple shrimp, lemon shrimp, coconut shrimp, pepper shrimp and shrimp stew.
Why you're ommitting the 'n' in friend? :(
It's not fried, it's friend! Deep friend shrimp means the boostershrimp is your deep friend!