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Community => Off Topic => Topic started by: kharnov on July 20, 2010, 06:17:09 am

Title: grangers.com
Post by: kharnov on July 20, 2010, 06:17:09 am
grangersgrangersgrangersgrangers
 :granger:       :granger:       :granger:       :granger:       :granger:       :granger:
(http://i32.tinypic.com/1zdljzl.jpg)

now for sale 50% off buy your grangers at the lowest prices ever there have never been grangers this cheap our entire selection of grangers 50% off that's 50% less than 100% and we are 100% committed to giving you the highest quality unadulterated granger on the market they are shipped to you discreetly so that nobody will ever question why you have purchased this many grangers

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at grangers.com we are dedicated to serving all your granger needs whether you want one two three even ten or twenty grangers shipped to you in unmarked containers but don't take our word for it listen to the reviews of our amazed customers

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you're granger i'm granger but granger will tell you that's not all there is because there's more! but just wait because we're giving you two grangers for free just for purchasing at grangers.com! that's two full grangers you can do anything you want with shipped to you in unidentifiable brown packages

(http://i27.tinypic.com/6ypsur.jpg)

wow what a granger i could just by fifty of them make that a hundred it's so convenient to buy from grangers.com they're just crawling all over my walls and gurgling i've never been this happy in my entire life since i last saw granger i think it was several decades ago in some seedy restaurant down in toronto right by the zoo or something i can't remember anyway i was sitting around there eating seedy food and all of the sudden granger comes up to me and he gurgles and i'm just looking at him into all six of his highly detailed pixelated beady black eyes and i think it was love at first sight he took me all around canada and then we went under the atlantic ocean or something and he showed me a special place where grangers came from but then he told me i couldn't tell anyone so he killed me and evolved into a basilisk true story i swear to go why am i even here

--- satisfied customer, THIS COULD BE YOU!!!!

make your purchase from grangers.com within the next few seconds and we'll double your order!!! that's TWICE as many grangers!!! wow!!!!

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Title: Re: grangers.com
Post by: Demolution on July 20, 2010, 06:23:28 am
(http://i171.photobucket.com/albums/u309/nikolawebpage/roflgranger.gif)
Title: Re: grangers.com
Post by: mooseberry on July 20, 2010, 06:43:21 am
The granger collection.
Title: Re: grangers.com
Post by: scrape on July 20, 2010, 06:49:17 am
no mention of usedgrangers.com  :granger:?  :'(
yes some are freshly soiled, but who doesn't like a dirty dirty granger :|
Title: Re: grangers.com
Post by: Asvarox on July 20, 2010, 08:00:09 am
I knew it's you kharnov just after seeing this thread's name :P
Title: Re: grangers.com
Post by: DeadMeat on July 20, 2010, 09:13:28 am
aawww grangers.com already taken!  :'(
Title: Re: grangers.com
Post by: Asvarox on July 20, 2010, 09:51:18 am
http://www.getgranger.com/
http://www.getgrangers.com/
http://www.grangers4u.com/
http://www.grangersforyou.com/
http://www.grangerstore.com/
http://www.hovels.com/ (shop with vivariums for grangers)
http://www.granger-center.com/
http://www.grangerlovers.com/
http://www.grangerfans.com/
http://www.egranger.com/
http://www.grangershop.com/
http://www.sexygranger.com/
http://www.sexygrangers.com/
http://www.grangersgrangersgrangersgrangers.com/
http://www.gurglinggrangers.com/
http://www.gurglingrangers.com/
http://www.omfg.com/ (Organization of Maliciously Fighting Grangers)
http://www.cutegrangers.com/
http://www.cutegranger.com/
http://www.buygranger.com/
http://www.lovegranger.com/
http://www.buygrangers.com/
http://www.lovegrangers.com/
http://www.rollingranger.com/
http://www.babygrangers.com/
http://www.maturegrangers.com/
http://www.grangersindabox.com/
http://www.usedgrangers.com/ (second domain of http://www.maturegrangers.com/ )
http://www.cheapgrangers.com/
http://www.grangers4all.com/
http://www.plushygrangers.com/
http://www.friendgrangers.com/
http://www.friendgranger.com/

@down oh sorry, forgot! adding now
Title: Re: grangers.com
Post by: DeadMeat on July 20, 2010, 01:20:22 pm
dont forget www.plushygrangers.com

and friendgranger.com ofc!
Title: Re: grangers.com
Post by: Conzul on July 20, 2010, 04:47:36 pm
Grangers are from Canada?!? NOOOOO!!!
Title: Re: grangers.com
Post by: CreatureofHell on July 20, 2010, 06:35:11 pm
I got a granger but the police came and took it away  :'(
Title: Re: grangers.com
Post by: TheMarxer on July 21, 2010, 12:24:55 am
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Title: Re: grangers.com
Post by: swamp-cecil on August 06, 2010, 03:40:14 pm
is it legal to spray red spraypaint on a granger?
Title: Re: grangers.com
Post by: Demolution on August 06, 2010, 06:23:21 pm
is it legal to spray red spraypaint on a granger?

It's the preferred way of marking the grangers in your granger farm. Branding them is out of the question.
Title: Re: grangers.com
Post by: Conzul on August 07, 2010, 12:36:02 am
is it legal to spray red spraypaint on a granger?

It's the preferred way of marking the grangers in your granger farm. Branding them is out of the question.
I was gonna ask why, then I remembered aliens heal.
Title: Re: grangers.com
Post by: superspirality on August 07, 2010, 02:43:15 pm
is it legal to spray red spraypaint on a granger?

It's the preferred way of marking the grangers in your granger farm. Branding them is out of the question.
I was gonna ask why, then I remembered aliens regenerate tissues.
Fix'd.
Title: Re: grangers.com
Post by: Conzul on August 07, 2010, 09:05:55 pm
is it legal to spray red spraypaint on a granger?

It's the preferred way of marking the grangers in your granger farm. Branding them is out of the question.
I was gonna ask why, then I remembered aliens regenerate tissues.
Fix'd.
Cowboy: Who's granger is that?
Cowboy2: Check his brand, we did it just two hours ago.
Cowboy: Are you sure? I don't see anything.
Cowboy2: It's right - crap, not again.
Cowboy: So it healed?
Cowboy2: No. Apparently, it's tissue regenerated. Don't confuse that with healing.
Cowboy: He's getting away.
Title: Re: grangers.com
Post by: CreatureofHell on August 07, 2010, 10:24:04 pm
is it legal to spray red spraypaint on a granger?

It's the preferred way of marking the grangers in your granger farm. Branding them is out of the question.
I was gonna ask why, then I remembered aliens regenerate tissues.
Fix'd.
Cowboy: Who's granger is that?
Cowboy2: Check his brand, we did it just two hours ago.
Cowboy: Are you sure? I don't see anything.
Cowboy2: It's right - crap, not again.
Cowboy: So it healed?
Cowboy2: No. Apparently, its tissue regenerated. Don't confuse that with healing.
Cowboy: He's getting away.

Fixed.
Title: subtlety is the key to success
Post by: Aelita on August 07, 2010, 10:59:01 pm
is it legal to spray red spraypaint on a granger?

It's the preferred way of marking the grangers in your granger farm. Branding them is out of the question.
I was gonna ask why, then I remembered aliens regenerate tissues.
Fix'd.
Cowboy: Who's granger is that?
Cowboy2: Check his brand, we did it just two hours ago.
Cowboy: Are you sure? I don't see anything.
Cowboy2: It's right - crap, not again.
Cowboy: So it healed?
Cowboy2: No. Apparently, its tissue regenerated. Don't confuse that with healing.
Cowboy: He's getting away.

Fixed.

Fixed.
Title: Re: subtlety is the key to success
Post by: amz181 on August 07, 2010, 11:46:19 pm
is it legal to spray red spraypaint on a granger?

It's the preferred way of marking the grangers in your granger farm. Branding them is out of the question.
I was gonna ask why, then I remembered aliens regenerate tissues.
Fix'd.
Cowboy: Who's granger is that?
Cowboy2: Check his brand, we did it just two hours ago.
Cowboy: Are you sure? I don't see anything.
Cowboy2: It's right - crap, not again.
Cowboy: So it healed?
Cowboy2: No. Apparently, its tissue regenerated. Don't confuse that with healing.
Cowboy: He's getting away.                             :granger:

Fixed.

Fixed.

Fixed.
Title: Re: subtlety is the key to success
Post by: DraZiLoX on August 08, 2010, 12:14:26 am
I love grangers  :granger:
I love grangers  :granger:
I love grangers  :granger:
I love grangers  :granger:
I love grangers  :granger:
I love grangers  :granger:
I love grangers  :granger:
I love grangers  :granger:
I love grangers  :granger:

Fixed!
Title: Re: grangers.com
Post by: mooseberry on August 08, 2010, 03:40:29 am
(http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4096/4870707482_bdc5de54b4_z.jpg)

Fixed!
Title: Re: grangers.com
Post by: your face on August 08, 2010, 05:42:04 am
(http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4096/4870707482_bdc5de54b4_z.jpg)

Fixed!

Nice.
Title: Re: grangers.com
Post by: Asvarox on August 08, 2010, 09:05:57 am
Quote tower? not this crap again
Title: Re: grangers.com
Post by: CreatureofHell on August 08, 2010, 03:57:09 pm
Quote tower? I love those!

Fixed.
Title: Re: grangers.com
Post by: DraZiLoX on August 08, 2010, 05:42:14 pm
Quote tower? I love those, and grangers  :granger:!

Fixed :granger:
Fixed :granger:
Title: Re: grangers.com
Post by: Conzul on August 08, 2010, 06:39:45 pm
Quote tower? I love those, and grangers  :granger:!

Fixed :granger:
Fixed :granger:

:granger: : Hum dee-dum. What a nice day....
Cowboy2: "There you are!" [walks up with clippers]
:granger: : "What are you doing? Why are you touching me? There's nothing down there!
Cowboy2: "There we go". . . *snip*
:granger: :"OWCH!"
Cowboy2: "Fixed!"
Title: Re: grangers.com
Post by: CreatureofHell on August 08, 2010, 08:36:43 pm
Quote tower? I love those, and grangers  :granger:!

Fixed :granger:
Fixed :granger:

:granger: : Hum dee-dum. What a nice day....
Cowboy2: "There you are!" [walks up with :granger: s]
:granger: : "What are you doing? Why are you touching me? There's nothing down there!
Cowboy2: "There we go". . . *snip*
:granger: :"OWCH!"
Cowboy2: "Fixed :granger: !"

Fixed :granger:
Title: Re: grangers.com
Post by: Kiwi on August 08, 2010, 08:42:05 pm
:granger: : Hum dee-dum. What a nice day....
Cowboy2: "There you are!" [walks up with clippers]
:granger: : "What are you doing? Why are you touching me? There's nothing down there!
Cowboy2: "There we go". . . *snip*
:granger: :"OWCH!"
Cowboy2: "Fixed!"
Poor granger :(  I'd assume that they'd have to be neutered over and over..
Title: Re: grangers.com
Post by: Demolution on August 09, 2010, 06:31:34 am
Poor granger :(  I'd assume that they'd have to be neutered over and over..

Wolverine syndrome. :P