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Title: Funniast story you think of?
Post by: AssciateLinuxProgr-[SOUP] on August 01, 2006, 11:02:21 pm
I write lots for german magazines a lot.  They pay me some monay but other times i make no monay because thay reject artiacles  :roll:

Anyways, i try to write tramulous story below with icons.  Hope you liake work

One day a  :battlesuit: and  :human: walk down street.  They see  :overmind: and say:

 :eek:

Overmand says to tham:

 8)

So thay  :grenade:  :overmind: and now  :overmind: is died.

UPDATES TO STORY:  there was  :granger: who seen :overmind: died and now wants revenges!!

TO BE CONTANUED....
Title: Funniast story you think of?
Post by: Belier13 on August 01, 2006, 11:18:45 pm
I'm walking on the map  :human: . Suddenly, I see a reactor  :reactor: and an armoury  :armoury: . Then, somehow, they both disapear and I'm left with my construction kit :human:.


That's a better one.
Title: Funniast story you think of?
Post by: David on August 01, 2006, 11:27:53 pm
then i  :battlesuit: see Belier13  :human:  and  :grenade: him, eveyone cheers, and he gets banned.

we need more wepon smileys. i wanted to blast him :(
Title: Funniast story you think of?
Post by: Glunnator on August 01, 2006, 11:29:01 pm
lol real weird. reminds me of those kidstories where they use pics like that too...

OKOKOK, i'll try one:

One day, Glunnator joined  :human: s
Then he killed a few :dretch:  :dretch:  :dretch:  and a  :basilisk:
with the cash, he bought a :jetpack: and a :grenade:  and set off to find the  :overmind:

He met and killed a few :dretch: s,  :basilisk: s, and  :marauder: s on the way. then Glunnator ( :human: ) met the  :granger: who wantes revenges from the last story and  :human: got killed by the  :granger:

Then he boughts himself a Mass driver, a  :battpack: , a :helmet: and a  :grenade: .

Then he goes to find  :overmind:  and finds and  :grenade: s it, and recieves a message saying the  :reactor: and the :armoury: are down and base is under attack by  :tyrant:  :tyrant:  :advmarauder:  :tyrant:  :advmarauder:  :dretch:  :tyrant:  :dragoon: . then Glunnator ( :helmet: ) goes and kills all the  :acidtube: s,  :egg: s, and  :granger: s he can find, and sets off to face the  :tyrant: s. If  :helmet: had beaten the  :tyrant: s, he would have won the game. but keep in mind that mass drivers are pretty useless against  :tyrant: s... :D
Title: Funniast story you think of?
Post by: Thorn on August 01, 2006, 11:31:33 pm
heres one , this best one in the world when i wrote it i was crapping myself with laughter.

i saw a  :armoury: and a  :human: was at it and he shot me!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH WASNT THAT FUNNY!?!?!?!?!?!?

i dont rly mean to take the total pish out of you.
Title: Funniast story you think of?
Post by: chompers on August 01, 2006, 11:53:55 pm
one day, :battlesuit:  :battlesuit:  :battlesuit:  :booster::grenade::egg::granger:-o shi

when suddenly, :tyrant: :battlesuit:  :battlesuit:  :battlesuit::tyrant: :dragoon: :granger:-lol pwn
Title: Funniast story you think of?
Post by: -Q- on August 02, 2006, 12:15:28 am
One day Belier :human:  wakes up and looks at his little  :booster:
He gets angry because others got bigger :tesla:. He is :evil:
and decides to ruin their tremulous game. He decons  :reactor: and so humans are killed by  :dragoon: .
Now he feels better and his  :booster: becomes  :egg: .
Title: Funniast story you think of?
Post by: Squall503 on August 02, 2006, 07:29:33 am
alright here you go, feast


one day :human: with a  :jetpack: ran into a  :dragoon: eating a sandwitch and the  :human: was like wtf and the  :dragoon: said dude, im fucking eating here do you mind youre spilling  :jetpack: fule on my food, so the  :human: took off his  :jetpack: and asked if he could have some of the  :dragoon:'s sandwtch the  :dragoon: politly left the room so the hungry  :human: took a bite of the sandwitch but the  :dragoon: evolved into a  :tyrant: and ate the poor :human:'s brains but the  :human: spawned at the  :telenode: and got a :battlesuit: and a lucifer cannon went to the :tyrant: and shot him dead. but the mad  :dretch: got revenge when the  :human: in the  :battlesuit: slept, because the  :dretch: got enough ep to evolve into a  :tyrant: and ate the  :human:'s head
the end.
Title: Funniast story you think of?
Post by: SLAVE|Mietz on August 02, 2006, 07:38:29 am
(based on a true story)

One day there was a  :dretch: sitting on the wall, he waited patiently for the approaching  :human: after a few seconds he got bored and droped on the floor and gets stomoped by  :tyrant:

The End
Title: Funniast story you think of?
Post by: Howitzer on August 02, 2006, 11:52:39 am
Once, there was a  :advmarauder: that did some *ZAPPY* *ZAPPY* on this  :human: because the :human: found it kinky.
Then the :human: got himself a :battlesuit: but found out the *ZAPPY* *ZAPPY* didn't feel as good.
So he got rid of the :battlesuit: and this ass :human: with a :battlesuit: and Lucifer Cannon spammed Luci balls around and accidently hit the :advmarauder: which died.
The :human: that loved the kinky *ZAPPY* *ZAPPY* went berserk and deconned everything in sight.
THE END.

(Yes the :human: that loved the kinky *ZAPPY* *ZAPPY* is named Belier13)
Title: Funniast story you think of?
Post by: Taiyo.uk on August 03, 2006, 12:51:37 am
Based on a true story (on tremulous.info derelict, sometime last week on pulse)

One day,  :human: had just bought a  :grenade: and set about working out how to switch items. Expecting to see the grenade held in his had he presses MB3 and stands still wondering where his grenade is. Five seconds later when he'd tk'd  :helmet:  :helmet:  :defcomp:  :armoury: the aliens attack.  :tyrant:  :tyrant:  :dragoon: destroy  :reactor:  :tesla:  :tesla:  :tesla:  :telenode:  :armoury:  :medstat:  :turret:  :turret: leaving only one  :telenode: Shortly, after a few spawnkills a  :granger: builds  :acidtube:  :acidtube:  :acidtube:  :hive:  :hive: around the last  :telenode: and  :tyrant:  :tyrant:  :tyrant:  :dragoon:  :dragoon:  :advmarauder:  :dretch:  :dretch: sit back and watch as  :human: repeatedly spawns and dies. ( :battlesuit:  :battlesuit:  :battlesuit:  :helmet:  :helmet: have either left or are spectating by now). This continues until someone calls a nextmap vote.

Fin.
Title: Funniast story you think of?
Post by: DIGI_Byte on August 03, 2006, 01:00:35 am
there where  5 little  :dretch:  :dretch:  :dretch:  :dretch:  :dretch:  who went away mother  :overmind:  went quak quak quak, (???) and only 4 little :dretch:  :dretch:  :dretch:  :dretch:  came back

there where  4 little   :dretch:  :dretch:  :dretch:  :dretch:  who went away mother  :overmind:  went quak quak quak, (???) and only 3 little :dretch:  :dretch:  :dretch:   came back

there where  3 little  :dretch:  :dretch:  :dretch:  who went away mother  :overmind:  went quak quak quak, (???) and only 2 little :dretch:  :dretch:  came back

there where  2 little   :dretch:  :dretch:  who went away mother  :overmind:  went quak quak quak, (???) and only 1 little :dretch:  came back

there where  1 little  :dretch:  who went away mother  :overmind:  went quak quak quak, (???) and 5  :battlesuit:   :battlesuit:   :battlesuit:   :battlesuit:   :battlesuit:  came!!
Title: Funniast story you think of?
Post by: Captain Ventris on August 03, 2006, 01:49:01 am
Quote from: "DIGI_Byte"
there where  5 little  :dretch:  :dretch:  :dretch:  :dretch:  :dretch:  who went away mother  :overmind:  went quak quak quak, (???) and only 4 little :dretch:  :dretch:  :dretch:  :dretch:  came back

there where  4 little   :dretch:  :dretch:  :dretch:  :dretch:  who went away mother  :overmind:  went quak quak quak, (???) and only 3 little :dretch:  :dretch:  :dretch:   came back

there where  3 little  :dretch:  :dretch:  :dretch:  who went away mother  :overmind:  went quak quak quak, (???) and only 2 little :dretch:  :dretch:  came back

there where  2 little   :dretch:  :dretch:  who went away mother  :overmind:  went quak quak quak, (???) and only 1 little :dretch:  came back

there where  1 little  :dretch:  who went away mother  :overmind:  went quak quak quak, (???) and 5  :battlesuit:   :battlesuit:   :battlesuit:   :battlesuit:   :battlesuit:  came!!


Okay, he wins.
Title: Funniast story you think of?
Post by: Teiman on August 03, 2006, 10:24:07 am
Quote from: "Captain Ventris"

Okay, he wins.


Agree. Anyway good work everyone!. Nice histories. The grenade one whas fun too :D
Title: Funniast story you think of?
Post by: Lava Croft on August 03, 2006, 10:36:52 pm
I'm a :advmarauder:. I like  :reactor:s .

The End
Title: Funniast story you think of?
Post by: vcxzet on August 03, 2006, 10:55:02 pm
:tesla:  :tesla:  :tesla:  :tesla:
 :tesla:  :reactor:  :armoury:  :tesla:
 :tesla:  :telenode:  :medstat:  :tesla:
 :tesla:  :tesla:  :tesla:  :tesla:

so
:marauder:  :advmarauder:  :dretch:  :dragoon:  :tyrant:
are all happy
Title: Funniast story you think of?
Post by: Mario on August 03, 2006, 11:13:06 pm
:human:  walks up to the :armoury:  grabs a con kit and decons  :reactor: then  :armoury: then Mario from observer see's  :human: then bans him using the














BANHAMMER!!!![/color]
(http://homepage.mac.com/demonhood/banhammer2.jpg)
Title: Funniast story you think of?
Post by: Howitzer on August 04, 2006, 12:01:27 am
I wish i could just hear the beloveth sound of that hammer bashing against a cracking skull :P
Title: Funniast story you think of?
Post by: DIGI_Byte on August 04, 2006, 12:27:17 am
*Crack*
"MWUHAhahahaaaa... take that pipec"
http://tremulous.net/phpBB2/viewtopic.php?t=1530
Title: Funniast story you think of?
Post by: DIGI_Byte on August 04, 2006, 12:31:51 am
Quote from: "Captain Ventris"
Quote from: "DIGI_Byte"
there where  5 little  :dretch:  :dretch:  :dretch:  :dretch:  :dretch:  who went away mother  :overmind:  went quak quak quak, (???) and only 4 little :dretch:  :dretch:  :dretch:  :dretch:  came back

there where  4 little   :dretch:  :dretch:  :dretch:  :dretch:  who went away mother  :overmind:  went quak quak quak, (???) and only 3 little :dretch:  :dretch:  :dretch:   came back

there where  3 little  :dretch:  :dretch:  :dretch:  who went away mother  :overmind:  went quak quak quak, (???) and only 2 little :dretch:  :dretch:  came back

there where  2 little   :dretch:  :dretch:  who went away mother  :overmind:  went quak quak quak, (???) and only 1 little :dretch:  came back

there where  1 little  :dretch:  who went away mother  :overmind:  went quak quak quak, (???) and 5  :battlesuit:   :battlesuit:   :battlesuit:   :battlesuit:   :battlesuit:  came!!


Okay, he wins.

you know that would be So easy to do in the game humans on S3 and aliens stuck on S1
Title: Funniast story you think of?
Post by: Squall503 on August 04, 2006, 02:42:31 am
Quote from: "Mario"
:human:  walks up to the :armoury:  grabs a con kit and decons  :reactor: then  :armoury: then Mario from observer see's  :human: then bans him using the














BANHAMMER!!!![/color]
(http://homepage.mac.com/demonhood/banhammer2.jpg)
is the  :human: belier13? it better be