Tremulous Forum
General => General Discussion => Topic started by: AssciateLinuxProgr-[SOUP] on August 01, 2006, 11:02:21 pm
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I write lots for german magazines a lot. They pay me some monay but other times i make no monay because thay reject artiacles :roll:
Anyways, i try to write tramulous story below with icons. Hope you liake work
One day a :battlesuit: and :human: walk down street. They see :overmind: and say:
:eek:
Overmand says to tham:
8)
So thay :grenade: :overmind: and now :overmind: is died.
UPDATES TO STORY: there was :granger: who seen :overmind: died and now wants revenges!!
TO BE CONTANUED....
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I'm walking on the map :human: . Suddenly, I see a reactor :reactor: and an armoury :armoury: . Then, somehow, they both disapear and I'm left with my construction kit :human:.
That's a better one.
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then i :battlesuit: see Belier13 :human: and :grenade: him, eveyone cheers, and he gets banned.
we need more wepon smileys. i wanted to blast him :(
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lol real weird. reminds me of those kidstories where they use pics like that too...
OKOKOK, i'll try one:
One day, Glunnator joined :human: s
Then he killed a few :dretch: :dretch: :dretch: and a :basilisk:
with the cash, he bought a :jetpack: and a :grenade: and set off to find the :overmind:
He met and killed a few :dretch: s, :basilisk: s, and :marauder: s on the way. then Glunnator ( :human: ) met the :granger: who wantes revenges from the last story and :human: got killed by the :granger:
Then he boughts himself a Mass driver, a :battpack: , a :helmet: and a :grenade: .
Then he goes to find :overmind: and finds and :grenade: s it, and recieves a message saying the :reactor: and the :armoury: are down and base is under attack by :tyrant: :tyrant: :advmarauder: :tyrant: :advmarauder: :dretch: :tyrant: :dragoon: . then Glunnator ( :helmet: ) goes and kills all the :acidtube: s, :egg: s, and :granger: s he can find, and sets off to face the :tyrant: s. If :helmet: had beaten the :tyrant: s, he would have won the game. but keep in mind that mass drivers are pretty useless against :tyrant: s... :D
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heres one , this best one in the world when i wrote it i was crapping myself with laughter.
i saw a :armoury: and a :human: was at it and he shot me!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH WASNT THAT FUNNY!?!?!?!?!?!?
i dont rly mean to take the total pish out of you.
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one day, :battlesuit: :battlesuit: :battlesuit: :booster::grenade::egg::granger:-o shi
when suddenly, :tyrant: :battlesuit: :battlesuit: :battlesuit::tyrant: :dragoon: :granger:-lol pwn
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One day Belier :human: wakes up and looks at his little :booster:
He gets angry because others got bigger :tesla:. He is :evil:
and decides to ruin their tremulous game. He decons :reactor: and so humans are killed by :dragoon: .
Now he feels better and his :booster: becomes :egg: .
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alright here you go, feast
one day :human: with a :jetpack: ran into a :dragoon: eating a sandwitch and the :human: was like wtf and the :dragoon: said dude, im fucking eating here do you mind youre spilling :jetpack: fule on my food, so the :human: took off his :jetpack: and asked if he could have some of the :dragoon:'s sandwtch the :dragoon: politly left the room so the hungry :human: took a bite of the sandwitch but the :dragoon: evolved into a :tyrant: and ate the poor :human:'s brains but the :human: spawned at the :telenode: and got a :battlesuit: and a lucifer cannon went to the :tyrant: and shot him dead. but the mad :dretch: got revenge when the :human: in the :battlesuit: slept, because the :dretch: got enough ep to evolve into a :tyrant: and ate the :human:'s head
the end.
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(based on a true story)
One day there was a :dretch: sitting on the wall, he waited patiently for the approaching :human: after a few seconds he got bored and droped on the floor and gets stomoped by :tyrant:
The End
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Once, there was a :advmarauder: that did some *ZAPPY* *ZAPPY* on this :human: because the :human: found it kinky.
Then the :human: got himself a :battlesuit: but found out the *ZAPPY* *ZAPPY* didn't feel as good.
So he got rid of the :battlesuit: and this ass :human: with a :battlesuit: and Lucifer Cannon spammed Luci balls around and accidently hit the :advmarauder: which died.
The :human: that loved the kinky *ZAPPY* *ZAPPY* went berserk and deconned everything in sight.
THE END.
(Yes the :human: that loved the kinky *ZAPPY* *ZAPPY* is named Belier13)
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Based on a true story (on tremulous.info derelict, sometime last week on pulse)
One day, :human: had just bought a :grenade: and set about working out how to switch items. Expecting to see the grenade held in his had he presses MB3 and stands still wondering where his grenade is. Five seconds later when he'd tk'd :helmet: :helmet: :defcomp: :armoury: the aliens attack. :tyrant: :tyrant: :dragoon: destroy :reactor: :tesla: :tesla: :tesla: :telenode: :armoury: :medstat: :turret: :turret: leaving only one :telenode: Shortly, after a few spawnkills a :granger: builds :acidtube: :acidtube: :acidtube: :hive: :hive: around the last :telenode: and :tyrant: :tyrant: :tyrant: :dragoon: :dragoon: :advmarauder: :dretch: :dretch: sit back and watch as :human: repeatedly spawns and dies. ( :battlesuit: :battlesuit: :battlesuit: :helmet: :helmet: have either left or are spectating by now). This continues until someone calls a nextmap vote.
Fin.
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there where 5 little :dretch: :dretch: :dretch: :dretch: :dretch: who went away mother :overmind: went quak quak quak, (???) and only 4 little :dretch: :dretch: :dretch: :dretch: came back
there where 4 little :dretch: :dretch: :dretch: :dretch: who went away mother :overmind: went quak quak quak, (???) and only 3 little :dretch: :dretch: :dretch: came back
there where 3 little :dretch: :dretch: :dretch: who went away mother :overmind: went quak quak quak, (???) and only 2 little :dretch: :dretch: came back
there where 2 little :dretch: :dretch: who went away mother :overmind: went quak quak quak, (???) and only 1 little :dretch: came back
there where 1 little :dretch: who went away mother :overmind: went quak quak quak, (???) and 5 :battlesuit: :battlesuit: :battlesuit: :battlesuit: :battlesuit: came!!
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there where 5 little :dretch: :dretch: :dretch: :dretch: :dretch: who went away mother :overmind: went quak quak quak, (???) and only 4 little :dretch: :dretch: :dretch: :dretch: came back
there where 4 little :dretch: :dretch: :dretch: :dretch: who went away mother :overmind: went quak quak quak, (???) and only 3 little :dretch: :dretch: :dretch: came back
there where 3 little :dretch: :dretch: :dretch: who went away mother :overmind: went quak quak quak, (???) and only 2 little :dretch: :dretch: came back
there where 2 little :dretch: :dretch: who went away mother :overmind: went quak quak quak, (???) and only 1 little :dretch: came back
there where 1 little :dretch: who went away mother :overmind: went quak quak quak, (???) and 5 :battlesuit: :battlesuit: :battlesuit: :battlesuit: :battlesuit: came!!
Okay, he wins.
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Okay, he wins.
Agree. Anyway good work everyone!. Nice histories. The grenade one whas fun too :D
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I'm a :advmarauder:. I like :reactor:s .
The End
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:tesla: :tesla: :tesla: :tesla:
:tesla: :reactor: :armoury: :tesla:
:tesla: :telenode: :medstat: :tesla:
:tesla: :tesla: :tesla: :tesla:
so
:marauder: :advmarauder: :dretch: :dragoon: :tyrant:
are all happy
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:human: walks up to the :armoury: grabs a con kit and decons :reactor: then :armoury: then Mario from observer see's :human: then bans him using the
BANHAMMER!!!![/color]
(http://homepage.mac.com/demonhood/banhammer2.jpg)
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I wish i could just hear the beloveth sound of that hammer bashing against a cracking skull :P
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*Crack*
"MWUHAhahahaaaa... take that pipec"
http://tremulous.net/phpBB2/viewtopic.php?t=1530
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there where 5 little :dretch: :dretch: :dretch: :dretch: :dretch: who went away mother :overmind: went quak quak quak, (???) and only 4 little :dretch: :dretch: :dretch: :dretch: came back
there where 4 little :dretch: :dretch: :dretch: :dretch: who went away mother :overmind: went quak quak quak, (???) and only 3 little :dretch: :dretch: :dretch: came back
there where 3 little :dretch: :dretch: :dretch: who went away mother :overmind: went quak quak quak, (???) and only 2 little :dretch: :dretch: came back
there where 2 little :dretch: :dretch: who went away mother :overmind: went quak quak quak, (???) and only 1 little :dretch: came back
there where 1 little :dretch: who went away mother :overmind: went quak quak quak, (???) and 5 :battlesuit: :battlesuit: :battlesuit: :battlesuit: :battlesuit: came!!
Okay, he wins.
you know that would be So easy to do in the game humans on S3 and aliens stuck on S1
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:human: walks up to the :armoury: grabs a con kit and decons :reactor: then :armoury: then Mario from observer see's :human: then bans him using the
BANHAMMER!!!![/color]
(http://homepage.mac.com/demonhood/banhammer2.jpg)
is the :human: belier13? it better be