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Title: Nation of Stupidity Declares Itself Lowest Ranked Clan
Post by: your face on June 06, 2012, 10:43:33 pm

To the Tremulous Community:

The Brotherhood of The Nation of Stupidity would like to announce our residence as the lowest rank of the Tremulous Clan Match Rankings. We feel we deserve this rank due to our inactivity in the clan scene and our decrepit performances in clan versus clan competition. Because of our scarce involvement in Tremulous 1.1, Tremulous GPP, and Unvanquished, we now have lowest rank in all versions of the game. In addition, a nonexistent list created by some discredited and anonymous people also has us ranked in the lowest spot. In light of these bedraggled events, we look forward to any challengers that step forward to take our ranking and encourage whatever members might be left of the community to register at our website tinyurl.com/NoSBoSS to either apply for membership to the NoS Clan or to be impaled on a giant cactus.

- The Brotherhood of The Nation of Stupidity

Title: Re: Nation of Stupidity Declares Itself Lowest Ranked Clan
Post by: CreatureofHell on June 06, 2012, 10:45:19 pm

I would like to announce my rank as top teamkiller of NoS. Because I said it myself it then must be true.

Title: Re: Nation of Stupidity Declares Itself Lowest Ranked Clan
Post by: Qrntz on June 06, 2012, 10:45:49 pm

(http://i.imgur.com/3FgYn.jpg)

Title: Re: Nation of Stupidity Declares Itself Lowest Ranked Clan
Post by: DeathSkull on June 06, 2012, 10:49:23 pm

In light of this recent news, I'm going to kill myself.

Again.

But I won't be long.

Title: Re: Nation of Stupidity Declares Itself Lowest Ranked Clan
Post by: Kaine on June 07, 2012, 01:19:53 am

Any Australian clans wishing to compete with us for this most auspicious of titles may step forward at this time.

Title: Re: Nation of Stupidity Declares Itself Lowest Ranked Clan
Post by: xXMetalDogXx on June 07, 2012, 12:25:14 pm

Why is it always Aussie :< u always forget us Euro's.

Title: Re: Nation of Stupidity Declares Itself Lowest Ranked Clan
Post by: CreatureofHell on June 07, 2012, 01:21:39 pm

Quote from: xXMetalDogXx on June 07, 2012, 12:25:14 pm

Why is it always Aussie :< u always forget us Euro's.

We already have several European people in the clan but as far as I know we have no Australians. That's why. (Or not)

Title: Re: Nation of Stupidity Declares Itself Lowest Ranked Clan
Post by: Kaine on June 07, 2012, 01:26:57 pm

Europe is part of Australia... right?

Title: Re: Nation of Stupidity Declares Itself Lowest Ranked Clan
Post by: ULTRA Random ViruS on June 07, 2012, 01:38:15 pm

Quote from: Kaine on June 07, 2012, 01:26:57 pm

Europe is part of Australia... right?

Congrats then, europe is also part of america.

If europe is part of australia, why the fk would japan attack us then in WWII? And the americans coming half the globe away to fight in some asian country that only drove out some asians, both japanese and non-japs? How do flowers live in our desert?

Title: Re: Nation of Stupidity Declares Itself Lowest Ranked Clan
Post by: Qrntz on June 07, 2012, 01:59:31 pm

Australia is part of Eastern Europe.

Title: Re: Nation of Stupidity Declares Itself Lowest Ranked Clan
Post by: Kaine on June 07, 2012, 02:44:11 pm

Ah, that explains it then, thanks!

Title: Re: Nation of Stupidity Declares Itself Lowest Ranked Clan
Post by: AppleZ on July 08, 2012, 05:59:21 pm

Where do i apply for worst builder and goon! !!!!!

Title: Re: Nation of Stupidity Declares Itself Lowest Ranked Clan
Post by: LuckyCharms on July 08, 2012, 06:46:30 pm

2 Options:


1) Trolling Xenocide's post.
2) NoS being NoS.



So...a little bit of both. :F

Title: Re: Nation of Stupidity Declares Itself Lowest Ranked Clan
Post by: Nate on July 08, 2012, 08:55:50 pm

brain*, had one of the best map-making videos of all time!

(http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Music/Pix/pictures/2009/2/10/1234261891227/Kanye-West-001.jpg)

Title: Re: Nation of Stupidity Declares Itself Lowest Ranked Clan
Post by: your face on July 09, 2012, 05:56:34 pm

that              would be brain >:(

Title: Re: Nation of Stupidity Declares Itself Lowest Ranked Clan
Post by: Zordos on July 13, 2012, 05:08:04 pm

Well, then I should apply for the clan.  Finally, a clan I can belong to...one that meets my playing capability.  I still like you guys and know many of your members.  Actually have some scrim demos, but you guys won those.  Keep your chin up.

Title: Re: Nation of Stupidity Declares Itself Lowest Ranked Clan
Post by: your face on July 14, 2012, 02:22:41 am

Zordos my friend!  I will not forget your evo donation generosity.
You should definitely apply: tinyurl.com/NoSBoSS

Title: Re: Nation of Stupidity Declares Itself Lowest Ranked Clan
Post by: Zordos on July 14, 2012, 09:16:35 pm

Thanks yf, kind of you. If I really was not as bad as I know I am, I would take you up on it.  :(

Title: Re: Nation of Stupidity Declares Itself Lowest Ranked Clan
Post by: your face on July 15, 2012, 04:45:49 am

I don't think that's true :( you should hang out with us on #tremulost @ irc.freenode.net anyway and maybe get to know us more :D