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Well, since there are custom smilies, i thought we could start a thread where you make a smilies story.
Like this:
:egg: -->   :dretch: PWNS  :human:
:human:  buys  :grenade:  :helmet: and pwns  :dretch: +  :overmind:
:overmind: rebuilt by  :granger:
:granger: --> :tyrant:
:tyrant: Pwns  :reactor:  :turret:  :tesla:
:battlesuit: pwns  :tyrant:
:egg: --> :dretch: --> :tyrant:
:tyrant: eats  :human:  :human:  :human:  :human:  :human:  :human:  :reactor:  :telenode:  :telenode:  :telenode:
Game over
Aliens win

Here goes Nothing..

Boy :granger: + Girl :granger: -->   :egg:
:egg: -->  :dretch:
:dretch: owns :human:
:dretch: --> :basilisk:
:basilisk: owns :human:
:basilisk -->  :marauder:
:marauder: owns :human: :human: :human:
:human: says LOL NEWBIE WTF HACKS
:marauder: --> :dragoon:
:dragoon: owns  :turret:  :turret:  :turret:  :turret:  :armoury:  :medstat:  :human: :telenode:  :telenode:  :reactor:

GG

:human: Sup?
:marauder: Rawr!
:human: What?
:marauder: Rawr!
:human: What?
:dragoon: Chomp!
:marauder: Rawr!
:dragoon: Moo!
:grenade: Bewm!
:helmet: <_<
:helmet: >_>

:helmet:  :helmet:  :helmet:  :helmet:  :helmet:  :helmet:  :helmet: ATTACK!
:tyrant:  :tyrant:  :tyrant:  :tyrant:  :tyrant:  :tyrant:  :tyrant:  :tyrant:
RAWR!
:grenade:  :grenade:  :grenade:  :grenade:  :grenade:  :grenade:
FIRE IN THE HOLE!
BOOM!
GG!

:S

:reactor:  :helmet:  :human:  :battlesuit:  :helmet:  :tesla:  :turret:

:reactor:  :helmet:  :human:  :battlesuit:  :helmet:  :tesla:  :turret:  :tyrant:

:reactor:  :helmet:  :human:  :grenade:  :battlesuit:  :helmet:  :tesla:  :turret:  :tyrant:

:reactor:  :tyrant:

Fin

heres one:


One day  :human: was walking in tremor when he met a  :dretch: and a  :granger:. He promptly killed them both and got a  :battpack: and  :helmet:. What  :human: didn;t know is that there was a  :tyrant:,   :tyrant: and a  :dragoon: behind the door.



So....

:reactor: :tyrant:<---RAAAWWRRRR

(http://trem.maci.ws/tremmedia/tremicons/human/structures/reactor.png)(http://trem.maci.ws/tremmedia/tremicons/human/structures/telenode.png)     (http://trem.maci.ws/tremmedia/tremicons/human/structures/turret.png)
(http://trem.maci.ws/tremmedia/tremicons/human/structures/armoury.png)(http://trem.maci.ws/tremmedia/tremicons/human/structures/medstat.png)          (http://trem.maci.ws/tremmedia/tremicons/human/structures/turret.png)
(http://trem.maci.ws/tremmedia/tremicons/human/items/human.png) (http://trem.maci.ws/tremmedia/tremicons/human/weapons/ckit.png)
(http://trem.maci.ws/tremmedia/tremicons/human/structures/turret.png)          (http://trem.maci.ws/tremmedia/tremicons/human/structures/turret.png)


(http://trem.maci.ws/tremmedia/tremicons/alien/aliens/dretch.png)  Noob!
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(http://trem.maci.ws/tremmedia/tremicons/alien/aliens/granger.png)  Sup?
(http://trem.maci.ws/tremmedia/tremicons/alien/aliens/dretch.png)  ^ Camper!
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(http://trem.maci.ws/tremmedia/tremicons/alien/aliens/granger.png)  I gots me evo!
* Splurrrt *
(http://trem.maci.ws/tremmedia/tremicons/alien/aliens/marauder.png)  Rawr!
(http://trem.maci.ws/tremmedia/tremicons/alien/aliens/dretch.png)  Yay!
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(http://trem.maci.ws/tremmedia/tremicons/human/structures/reactor.png)(http://trem.maci.ws/tremmedia/tremicons/human/structures/telenode.png)     (http://trem.maci.ws/tremmedia/tremicons/human/structures/turret.png)
(http://trem.maci.ws/tremmedia/tremicons/human/structures/armoury.png)(http://trem.maci.ws/tremmedia/tremicons/human/structures/medstat.png)          (http://trem.maci.ws/tremmedia/tremicons/human/structures/turret.png)
(http://trem.maci.ws/tremmedia/tremicons/human/items/human.png)Wut?
(http://trem.maci.ws/tremmedia/tremicons/human/structures/turret.png)          (http://trem.maci.ws/tremmedia/tremicons/human/structures/turret.png)



(http://trem.maci.ws/tremmedia/tremicons/alien/aliens/marauder.png)  Rawr!
(http://trem.maci.ws/tremmedia/tremicons/alien/aliens/dretch.png)  Screw you, h00man!
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(http://trem.maci.ws/tremmedia/tremicons/human/structures/reactor.png)(http://trem.maci.ws/tremmedia/tremicons/human/structures/telenode.png)     (http://trem.maci.ws/tremmedia/tremicons/human/structures/turret.png)
(http://trem.maci.ws/tremmedia/tremicons/human/structures/armoury.png)(http://trem.maci.ws/tremmedia/tremicons/human/structures/medstat.png)          (http://trem.maci.ws/tremmedia/tremicons/human/structures/turret.png)
(http://trem.maci.ws/tremmedia/tremicons/human/items/human.png)Die!
(http://trem.maci.ws/tremmedia/tremicons/human/structures/turret.png)          (http://trem.maci.ws/tremmedia/tremicons/human/structures/turret.png)

(http://trem.maci.ws/tremmedia/tremicons/human/structures/reactor.png)(http://trem.maci.ws/tremmedia/tremicons/human/structures/telenode.png)     (http://trem.maci.ws/tremmedia/tremicons/human/structures/turret.png)
(http://trem.maci.ws/tremmedia/tremicons/human/structures/armoury.png)(http://trem.maci.ws/tremmedia/tremicons/human/structures/medstat.png)          (http://trem.maci.ws/tremmedia/tremicons/human/structures/turret.png)
(http://trem.maci.ws/tremmedia/tremicons/human/items/human.png)* Zip *
(http://trem.maci.ws/tremmedia/tremicons/human/structures/turret.png)          (http://trem.maci.ws/tremmedia/tremicons/human/structures/turret.png)

(http://trem.maci.ws/tremmedia/tremicons/human/structures/reactor.png)(http://trem.maci.ws/tremmedia/tremicons/human/structures/telenode.png)     (http://trem.maci.ws/tremmedia/tremicons/human/structures/turret.png)
(http://trem.maci.ws/tremmedia/tremicons/human/structures/armoury.png)(http://trem.maci.ws/tremmedia/tremicons/human/structures/medstat.png)          (http://trem.maci.ws/tremmedia/tremicons/human/structures/turret.png)
(http://trem.maci.ws/tremmedia/tremicons/human/items/human.png)(http://trem.maci.ws/tremmedia/tremicons/human/weapons/blaster.png)
(http://trem.maci.ws/tremmedia/tremicons/human/structures/turret.png)          (http://trem.maci.ws/tremmedia/tremicons/human/structures/turret.png)



(http://trem.maci.ws/tremmedia/tremicons/alien/aliens/marauder.png)  Raw.. eh?
(http://trem.maci.ws/tremmedia/tremicons/alien/aliens/dretch.png)  Big Blaster, flee!
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(http://trem.maci.ws/tremmedia/tremicons/human/structures/reactor.png)(http://trem.maci.ws/tremmedia/tremicons/human/structures/telenode.png)     (http://trem.maci.ws/tremmedia/tremicons/human/structures/turret.png)
(http://trem.maci.ws/tremmedia/tremicons/human/structures/armoury.png)(http://trem.maci.ws/tremmedia/tremicons/human/structures/medstat.png)          (http://trem.maci.ws/tremmedia/tremicons/human/structures/turret.png)
(http://trem.maci.ws/tremmedia/tremicons/human/items/human.png)Aliens sux!
(http://trem.maci.ws/tremmedia/tremicons/human/structures/turret.png)          (http://trem.maci.ws/tremmedia/tremicons/human/structures/turret.png)
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The End

:human: yo
:helmet: sup
:human: my bp says 999
:helmet:  yeah this are unlimited server
:human: OMFG l3333t!
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SPAM! SPAM! SPAM! SPAM!
SPAM! SPAM! SPAM! SPAM!
SPAM! SPAM! SPAM! SPAM!
SPAM! SPAM! SPAM! SPAM!
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:tesla:  :tesla:  :tesla:  :tesla:  :tesla:  :tesla:  :tesla:  :tesla:  :tesla:  :tesla:  
:tesla:  :tesla:  :tesla:  :tesla:  :tesla:  :tesla:  :tesla:  :tesla:  :tesla:  :tesla:    
:tesla:  :tesla:  :tesla:  :tesla:  :tesla:  :tesla:  :tesla:  :tesla:  :tesla:  :tesla:  
:tesla:  :tesla:  :tesla: :telenode: :medstat: :armoury: :reactor: :tesla:  :tesla:  :tesla:
:tesla:  :tesla:  :tesla: :telenode: :human: :helmet: :tesla:  :tesla:  :tesla: :tesla:
:tesla:  :tesla:  :tesla:  :tesla:  :tesla:  :tesla:  :tesla:  :tesla:  :tesla:  :tesla:  
:tesla:  :tesla:  :tesla:  :tesla:  :tesla:  :tesla:  :tesla:  :tesla:  :tesla:  :tesla:  
:tesla:  :tesla:  :tesla:  :tesla:  :tesla:  :tesla:  :tesla:  :tesla:  :tesla:  :tesla:

:defcomp:
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:helmet: there, finished building t3h l33t0r b4s3x0Rz!
:human: Oh noes, the DC is out in the open!
:helmet: I'll fixx0r that!
:helmet: /bind k 'itembuy gren; itemact gren'
:helmet: I'll just stand on top of this armory...
:human: What are you doing?
:helmet: :D  :evil:  :D  :evil:
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KKKKKKKKKK
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Aliens win.

(Typical of many games on a particular unlimited BP server)

we are winning (http://www.mercenariesguild.net/tremx/images/trem_human_cool.png)
:tyrant:
omg they are s3 , feeders !!!! (http://www.mercenariesguild.net/tremx/images/trem_human_zomg.gif)
yay we are s3  :battlesuit:  :battlesuit:
grin (http://www.mercenariesguild.net/tremx/images/trem_human_grin.png)

:hovel:  :granger: Schlooorrrrp Schlooorrrpp Schlorrrrrrph! Yeah, oh yeah! c'mon bitch yeah!

:human: Porno.... oh dear.... :grenade:

:hovel: :granger: Schloooorrrrrppppp yeah Schlooorp squish BOOM![/color]

End of story, no porn or you will be banned.  :D

:human:  :armoury:  :grenade:

Taiyo.uk haahahah so true..

One night  :human: was patroling a coridor when  :dragoon: went pounce,pounce hungry! :human: 2  PWNS :dragoon: with  (http://trem.maci.ws/tremmedia/tremicons/human/weapons/blaster.png) then aliens reach level 3 and  :tyrant:  :tyrant:  :tyrant: eat  :human:  :human:  :human:  :helmet:  :battlesuit:  :battlesuit:  :repeater:  :reactor:  :telenode:  :telenode: but get PWND by  :battlesuit:  :grenade:  :turret:  :turret:  :tesla:  :tesla:  :helmet:

(http://trem.maci.ws/lava_croft/img/trembase-atcs.gif)

but it is a /devsmilie

Quote from: vcxzetwe are winning
:tyrant:
omg they are s3 , feeders !!!!
yay we are s3  :battlesuit:  :battlesuit:
grin

:battlesuit: :reactor: :battlesuit:  :battlesuit:
OMG WTF N00BZ!!1!
Aliens win.


That's what you get for playing on unpatched servers where  :battlesuit:  :battlesuit:  :battlesuit:  is really  :tyrant:  :dragoon:  :dretch:  :jetpack: (yep, that's a dretch with a jetpack, whatcha gonna do about it?)

Quote from: Undeference

Quote from: vcxzetwe are winning
:tyrant:
omg they are s3 , feeders !!!!
yay we are s3  :battlesuit:  :battlesuit:
grin

:battlesuit: :reactor: :battlesuit:  :battlesuit:
OMG WTF N00BZ!!1!
Aliens win.


That's what you get for playing on unpatched servers where  :battlesuit:  :battlesuit:  :battlesuit:  is really  :tyrant:  :dragoon:  :dretch:  :jetpack: (yep, that's a dretch with a jetpack, whatcha gonna do about it?)

This:

:turret:  :turret:  :turret:  :turret:  :turret:  :turret:  :turret:  :turret:
:turret:  :turret:  :turret:  :turret:  :turret:  :turret:  :turret:  :turret:
:turret:  :turret:  :turret:  :turret:  :turret:  :turret:  :turret:  :turret:
:turret:  :turret:  :turret:   :telenode:  :medstat:  :turret:  :turret:  :turret:  
:turret:  :turret:  :turret:   :telenode:  :armoury:  :reactor:  :turret:  :turret:
:turret:  :turret:  :turret:   :human:  :human:  :turret:  :turret:  :turret:
:turret:  :turret:  :turret:  :turret:  :turret:  :turret:  :turret:  :turret:
:turret:  :turret:  :turret:  :turret:  :turret:  :turret:  :turret:  :turret:
:turret:  :turret:  :turret:  :turret:  :turret:  :turret:  :turret:  :turret:

SIX HOURS LATER...

:turret:  :turret:  :turret:  :turret:  :turret:  :turret:  :turret:  :turret:
:turret:  :turret:  :turret:  :turret:  :turret:  :turret:  :turret:  :turret:
:turret:  :turret:  :turret:  :turret:  :turret:  :turret:  :turret:  :turret:
:turret:  :turret:  :turret:   :telenode:  :medstat:  :reactor:  :turret:  :turret:  
:turret:  :turret:  :turret:   :telenode:  :armoury:  :turret:  :turret:  :turret:
:turret:  :turret:  :turret:    :battlesuit:  :battlesuit:   :turret:  :turret:  :turret:
:turret:  :turret:  :turret:  :turret:  :turret:  :turret:  :turret:  :turret:
:turret:  :turret:  :turret:  :turret:  :turret:  :turret:  :turret:  :turret:
:turret:  :turret:  :turret:  :turret:  :turret:  :turret:  :turret:  :turret:

:dretch: campers
:human:  :reactor:

:reactor:  :human:

:human:  :reactor:
:dretch: WTF is he doing? LOLZ
:dretch:
:dretch: he keepz movingt teh rector lolololol

:dretch:  -zap-  :reactor:  :human:
:dretch:  got too close to the Reactor

:dretch:  :human:  :reactor:  :dretch:
:dretch:  got too close to the Reactor
:human:  was bitten by  :dretch:'s  :dretch:
:dretch:  got too close to the Reactor


Meanwhile,
:battlesuit: lolz n00bz
:grenade:
:egg:  :barricade:
:egg:  :barricade:
:overmind:  :barricade:
Humans win

*based on many true stories*

one day on transit....

:human: and :human: and :human: spawned as riflers.

unfortunately they didnt spawn as builder to build  :turret: 's

in which [EVIL]Unknown proceeded to  :dretch: the  :human: 's.

he then evolved into a  :marauder: and snuck behind their base.

[EVIL]Unknown went on top of the  :reactor: with his :marauder: and started to slash away while  :human: 's were too busy using  :battpack: 's on  :dretch: 's.


many pointless and unnoticed slashed by his  :marauder: later the  :reactor: went BOOM and  :human: 's got swarmed by  :dretch: 's while [EVIL]'s  :marauder: killed  :telenode:  :telenode:  :telenode: .  

Aliens Win

Humans:  "omfg we got deconned, wtf!!!"
[EVIL]: " umm u were not deconned, i killed  :reactor:"
Humans: "can u believe we got deconned, im sick of this shit someone ban him"
[EVIL]: "did u hear what i said, i said i killed ur reac"
Humans:  "wtf y dont u ban him u cunt, ur a sucky admin im gonna go on tremulous.net forums and flame all about how sucky this server is and how sucky u are cause u wont f'n ban him!!!"
[EVIL]: !ban retard 10000000000h im drunk, deal with it.







heres another one with more icons :P

one day on karith2( i think)  both teams were s1 and aliens had no  :overmind:  :egg:  :egg:  :granger:  :acidtube:  :acidtube: all they had left was a little :dretch: who hid on ceiling in a vent.

since humans didnt have :jetpack: they could not reach the :dretch: with any kind of weapon as they were s1.

soooooooo using [EVIL]Unknown's brilliance the humans moved base so that


:dretch: "haha cant get me"...."whats that noise???"

.............:human:
.................:human:
....................:human:
 ......................:human:
 .........................:human:
 ...........................:reactor: :armoury: :turret:

this proceeded till

:dretch:"omfg haxors!!!".......:human:  boo bitch!!!!
.........................................:human:
...........................................:human:
..............................................:human:
.................................................:human:
....................................................:human:
.......................................................:human:
.........................................................:reactor: :armoury: :turret:

human rifled dretch and
Humans Win


in fact i should still have a demo of it which is kinda funny.. if anyone wants to see it just message me with how to upload or send it :P

http://imageshack.us/?x=my5&myref=

Should work.

Have fun.


:D  killed  :advmarauder: and then :egg: ---> :dretch: ---> :tyrant:

:D ---> :eek: and says OMFG HAXORZ YOU GUYS ARE S1!!!

:tyrant: killed :human: and then :eek: ---> :roll: and got killed by :tyrant:

And then  :tyrant: exploded for no apparent reason at all

Hey kozak6! LOLLLLL! your reactor moved all by itself! xD

lol, pyramids are always fun. Just with humans that dretch could have just dropped down and scored some mega pwnage :D

Human base at night, before noobs flood the servers:

   :turret:  :turret:  :turret:
:turret:  :reactor:  :armoury:  :turret:
:turret:  :telenode:  :medstat:  :turret:
:turret:  :turret:  :turret:

Human base during the day when the really LEET players (like, two weeks experience, zomg they're vets):

:armoury::telenode:
:reactor:  :medstat:


:tesla:  :tesla:  :tesla:  :tesla:



:defcomp:

(And people wonder why I play at night)

Noobs and teslas are like moths and lightbulbs. They just hover around them never achieving anything.

Except that moths immediately die when they fly into candles.
Noobs have to wait for the Tyrant to make his rounds.