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Community => Off Topic => Topic started by: Paradox on December 18, 2006, 05:17:15 pm
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Well, since there are custom smilies, i thought we could start a thread where you make a smilies story.
Like this:
:egg: --> :dretch: PWNS :human:
:human: buys :grenade: :helmet: and pwns :dretch: + :overmind:
:overmind: rebuilt by :granger:
:granger: --> :tyrant:
:tyrant: Pwns :reactor: :turret: :tesla:
:battlesuit: pwns :tyrant:
:egg: --> :dretch: --> :tyrant:
:tyrant: eats :human: :human: :human: :human: :human: :human: :reactor: :telenode: :telenode: :telenode:
Game over
Aliens win
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Here goes Nothing..
Boy :granger: + Girl :granger: --> :egg:
:egg: --> :dretch:
:dretch: owns :human:
:dretch: --> :basilisk:
:basilisk: owns :human:
:basilisk --> :marauder:
:marauder: owns :human: :human: :human:
:human: says LOL NEWBIE WTF HACKS
:marauder: --> :dragoon:
:dragoon: owns :turret: :turret: :turret: :turret: :armoury: :medstat: :human: :telenode: :telenode: :reactor:
GG
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:human: Sup?
:marauder: Rawr!
:human: What?
:marauder: Rawr!
:human: What?
:dragoon: Chomp!
:marauder: Rawr!
:dragoon: Moo!
:grenade: Bewm!
:helmet: <_<
:helmet: >_>
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:helmet: :helmet: :helmet: :helmet: :helmet: :helmet: :helmet: ATTACK!
:tyrant: :tyrant: :tyrant: :tyrant: :tyrant: :tyrant: :tyrant: :tyrant:
RAWR!
:grenade: :grenade: :grenade: :grenade: :grenade: :grenade:
FIRE IN THE HOLE!
BOOM!
GG!
:S
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:reactor: :helmet: :human: :battlesuit: :helmet: :tesla: :turret:
:reactor: :helmet: :human: :battlesuit: :helmet: :tesla: :turret: :tyrant:
:reactor: :helmet: :human: :grenade: :battlesuit: :helmet: :tesla: :turret: :tyrant:
:reactor: :tyrant:
Fin
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heres one:
One day :human: was walking in tremor when he met a :dretch: and a :granger:. He promptly killed them both and got a :battpack: and :helmet:. What :human: didn;t know is that there was a :tyrant:, :tyrant: and a :dragoon: behind the door.
So....
:reactor: :tyrant:<---RAAAWWRRRR
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(http://trem.maci.ws/tremmedia/tremicons/human/structures/reactor.png)(http://trem.maci.ws/tremmedia/tremicons/human/structures/telenode.png) (http://trem.maci.ws/tremmedia/tremicons/human/structures/turret.png)
(http://trem.maci.ws/tremmedia/tremicons/human/structures/armoury.png)(http://trem.maci.ws/tremmedia/tremicons/human/structures/medstat.png) (http://trem.maci.ws/tremmedia/tremicons/human/structures/turret.png)
(http://trem.maci.ws/tremmedia/tremicons/human/items/human.png) (http://trem.maci.ws/tremmedia/tremicons/human/weapons/ckit.png)
(http://trem.maci.ws/tremmedia/tremicons/human/structures/turret.png) (http://trem.maci.ws/tremmedia/tremicons/human/structures/turret.png)
(http://trem.maci.ws/tremmedia/tremicons/alien/aliens/dretch.png) Noob!
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(http://trem.maci.ws/tremmedia/tremicons/alien/aliens/granger.png) Sup?
(http://trem.maci.ws/tremmedia/tremicons/alien/aliens/dretch.png) ^ Camper!
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(http://trem.maci.ws/tremmedia/tremicons/alien/aliens/granger.png) I gots me evo!
* Splurrrt *
(http://trem.maci.ws/tremmedia/tremicons/alien/aliens/marauder.png) Rawr!
(http://trem.maci.ws/tremmedia/tremicons/alien/aliens/dretch.png) Yay!
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(http://trem.maci.ws/tremmedia/tremicons/human/structures/reactor.png)(http://trem.maci.ws/tremmedia/tremicons/human/structures/telenode.png) (http://trem.maci.ws/tremmedia/tremicons/human/structures/turret.png)
(http://trem.maci.ws/tremmedia/tremicons/human/structures/armoury.png)(http://trem.maci.ws/tremmedia/tremicons/human/structures/medstat.png) (http://trem.maci.ws/tremmedia/tremicons/human/structures/turret.png)
(http://trem.maci.ws/tremmedia/tremicons/human/items/human.png)Wut?
(http://trem.maci.ws/tremmedia/tremicons/human/structures/turret.png) (http://trem.maci.ws/tremmedia/tremicons/human/structures/turret.png)
(http://trem.maci.ws/tremmedia/tremicons/alien/aliens/marauder.png) Rawr!
(http://trem.maci.ws/tremmedia/tremicons/alien/aliens/dretch.png) Screw you, h00man!
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(http://trem.maci.ws/tremmedia/tremicons/human/structures/reactor.png)(http://trem.maci.ws/tremmedia/tremicons/human/structures/telenode.png) (http://trem.maci.ws/tremmedia/tremicons/human/structures/turret.png)
(http://trem.maci.ws/tremmedia/tremicons/human/structures/armoury.png)(http://trem.maci.ws/tremmedia/tremicons/human/structures/medstat.png) (http://trem.maci.ws/tremmedia/tremicons/human/structures/turret.png)
(http://trem.maci.ws/tremmedia/tremicons/human/items/human.png)Die!
(http://trem.maci.ws/tremmedia/tremicons/human/structures/turret.png) (http://trem.maci.ws/tremmedia/tremicons/human/structures/turret.png)
(http://trem.maci.ws/tremmedia/tremicons/human/structures/reactor.png)(http://trem.maci.ws/tremmedia/tremicons/human/structures/telenode.png) (http://trem.maci.ws/tremmedia/tremicons/human/structures/turret.png)
(http://trem.maci.ws/tremmedia/tremicons/human/structures/armoury.png)(http://trem.maci.ws/tremmedia/tremicons/human/structures/medstat.png) (http://trem.maci.ws/tremmedia/tremicons/human/structures/turret.png)
(http://trem.maci.ws/tremmedia/tremicons/human/items/human.png)* Zip *
(http://trem.maci.ws/tremmedia/tremicons/human/structures/turret.png) (http://trem.maci.ws/tremmedia/tremicons/human/structures/turret.png)
(http://trem.maci.ws/tremmedia/tremicons/human/structures/reactor.png)(http://trem.maci.ws/tremmedia/tremicons/human/structures/telenode.png) (http://trem.maci.ws/tremmedia/tremicons/human/structures/turret.png)
(http://trem.maci.ws/tremmedia/tremicons/human/structures/armoury.png)(http://trem.maci.ws/tremmedia/tremicons/human/structures/medstat.png) (http://trem.maci.ws/tremmedia/tremicons/human/structures/turret.png)
(http://trem.maci.ws/tremmedia/tremicons/human/items/human.png)(http://trem.maci.ws/tremmedia/tremicons/human/weapons/blaster.png)
(http://trem.maci.ws/tremmedia/tremicons/human/structures/turret.png) (http://trem.maci.ws/tremmedia/tremicons/human/structures/turret.png)
(http://trem.maci.ws/tremmedia/tremicons/alien/aliens/marauder.png) Raw.. eh?
(http://trem.maci.ws/tremmedia/tremicons/alien/aliens/dretch.png) Big Blaster, flee!
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(http://trem.maci.ws/tremmedia/tremicons/human/structures/reactor.png)(http://trem.maci.ws/tremmedia/tremicons/human/structures/telenode.png) (http://trem.maci.ws/tremmedia/tremicons/human/structures/turret.png)
(http://trem.maci.ws/tremmedia/tremicons/human/structures/armoury.png)(http://trem.maci.ws/tremmedia/tremicons/human/structures/medstat.png) (http://trem.maci.ws/tremmedia/tremicons/human/structures/turret.png)
(http://trem.maci.ws/tremmedia/tremicons/human/items/human.png)Aliens sux!
(http://trem.maci.ws/tremmedia/tremicons/human/structures/turret.png) (http://trem.maci.ws/tremmedia/tremicons/human/structures/turret.png)
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The End
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:human: yo
:helmet: sup
:human: my bp says 999
:helmet: yeah this are unlimited server
:human: OMFG l3333t!
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SPAM! SPAM! SPAM! SPAM!
SPAM! SPAM! SPAM! SPAM!
SPAM! SPAM! SPAM! SPAM!
SPAM! SPAM! SPAM! SPAM!
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:tesla: :tesla: :tesla: :tesla: :tesla: :tesla: :tesla: :tesla: :tesla: :tesla:
:tesla: :tesla: :tesla: :tesla: :tesla: :tesla: :tesla: :tesla: :tesla: :tesla:
:tesla: :tesla: :tesla: :tesla: :tesla: :tesla: :tesla: :tesla: :tesla: :tesla:
:tesla: :tesla: :tesla: :telenode: :medstat: :armoury: :reactor: :tesla: :tesla: :tesla:
:tesla: :tesla: :tesla: :telenode: :human: :helmet: :tesla: :tesla: :tesla: :tesla:
:tesla: :tesla: :tesla: :tesla: :tesla: :tesla: :tesla: :tesla: :tesla: :tesla:
:tesla: :tesla: :tesla: :tesla: :tesla: :tesla: :tesla: :tesla: :tesla: :tesla:
:tesla: :tesla: :tesla: :tesla: :tesla: :tesla: :tesla: :tesla: :tesla: :tesla:
:defcomp:
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:helmet: there, finished building t3h l33t0r b4s3x0Rz!
:human: Oh noes, the DC is out in the open!
:helmet: I'll fixx0r that!
:helmet: /bind k 'itembuy gren; itemact gren'
:helmet: I'll just stand on top of this armory...
:human: What are you doing?
:helmet: :D :evil: :D :evil:
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KKKKKKKKKK
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Aliens win.
(Typical of many games on a particular unlimited BP server)
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we are winning (http://www.mercenariesguild.net/tremx/images/trem_human_cool.png)
:tyrant:
omg they are s3 , feeders !!!! (http://www.mercenariesguild.net/tremx/images/trem_human_zomg.gif)
yay we are s3 :battlesuit: :battlesuit:
grin (http://www.mercenariesguild.net/tremx/images/trem_human_grin.png)
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:hovel: :granger: Schlooorrrrp Schlooorrrpp Schlorrrrrrph! Yeah, oh yeah! c'mon bitch yeah!
:human: Porno.... oh dear.... :grenade:
:hovel: :granger: Schloooorrrrrppppp yeah Schlooorp squish BOOM![/color][/b]
End of story, no porn or you will be banned. :D
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:human: :armoury: :grenade:
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Taiyo.uk haahahah so true..
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One night :human: was patroling a coridor when :dragoon: went pounce,pounce hungry! :human: 2 PWNS :dragoon: with (http://trem.maci.ws/tremmedia/tremicons/human/weapons/blaster.png) then aliens reach level 3 and :tyrant: :tyrant: :tyrant: eat :human: :human: :human: :helmet: :battlesuit: :battlesuit: :repeater: :reactor: :telenode: :telenode: but get PWND by :battlesuit: :grenade: :turret: :turret: :tesla: :tesla: :helmet:
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(http://trem.maci.ws/lava_croft/img/trembase-atcs.gif)
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but it is a /devsmilie
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we are winning (http://www.mercenariesguild.net/tremx/images/trem_human_cool.png)
:tyrant:
omg they are s3 , feeders !!!! (http://www.mercenariesguild.net/tremx/images/trem_human_zomg.gif)
yay we are s3 :battlesuit: :battlesuit:
grin (http://www.mercenariesguild.net/tremx/images/trem_human_grin.png)
:battlesuit: :reactor: :battlesuit: :battlesuit:
(http://www.mercenariesguild.net/tremx/images/trem_human_zomg.png) OMG WTF N00BZ!!1!
Aliens win.
(http://www.mercenariesguild.net/tremx/images/trem_human_cry.png)
That's what you get for playing on unpatched servers where :battlesuit: :battlesuit: :battlesuit: is really :tyrant: :dragoon: :dretch: :jetpack: (yep, that's a dretch with a jetpack, whatcha gonna do about it?)
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we are winning (http://www.mercenariesguild.net/tremx/images/trem_human_cool.png)
:tyrant:
omg they are s3 , feeders !!!! (http://www.mercenariesguild.net/tremx/images/trem_human_zomg.gif)
yay we are s3 :battlesuit: :battlesuit:
grin (http://www.mercenariesguild.net/tremx/images/trem_human_grin.png)
:battlesuit: :reactor: :battlesuit: :battlesuit:
(http://www.mercenariesguild.net/tremx/images/trem_human_zomg.png) OMG WTF N00BZ!!1!
Aliens win.
(http://www.mercenariesguild.net/tremx/images/trem_human_cry.png)
That's what you get for playing on unpatched servers where :battlesuit: :battlesuit: :battlesuit: is really :tyrant: :dragoon: :dretch: :jetpack: (yep, that's a dretch with a jetpack, whatcha gonna do about it?)
This:
(http://www.geocities.com/neorapsta/Dretchpack.png)
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:turret: :turret: :turret: :turret: :turret: :turret: :turret: :turret:
:turret: :turret: :turret: :turret: :turret: :turret: :turret: :turret:
:turret: :turret: :turret: :turret: :turret: :turret: :turret: :turret:
:turret: :turret: :turret: :telenode: :medstat: :turret: :turret: :turret:
:turret: :turret: :turret: :telenode: :armoury: :reactor: :turret: :turret:
:turret: :turret: :turret: :human: :human: :turret: :turret: :turret:
:turret: :turret: :turret: :turret: :turret: :turret: :turret: :turret:
:turret: :turret: :turret: :turret: :turret: :turret: :turret: :turret:
:turret: :turret: :turret: :turret: :turret: :turret: :turret: :turret:
SIX HOURS LATER...
:turret: :turret: :turret: :turret: :turret: :turret: :turret: :turret:
:turret: :turret: :turret: :turret: :turret: :turret: :turret: :turret:
:turret: :turret: :turret: :turret: :turret: :turret: :turret: :turret:
:turret: :turret: :turret: :telenode: :medstat: :reactor: :turret: :turret:
:turret: :turret: :turret: :telenode: :armoury: :turret: :turret: :turret:
:turret: :turret: :turret: :battlesuit: :battlesuit: :turret: :turret: :turret:
:turret: :turret: :turret: :turret: :turret: :turret: :turret: :turret:
:turret: :turret: :turret: :turret: :turret: :turret: :turret: :turret:
:turret: :turret: :turret: :turret: :turret: :turret: :turret: :turret:
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:dretch: campers
:human: :reactor:
:reactor: :human:
:human: :reactor:
:dretch: WTF is he doing? LOLZ
:dretch:
:dretch: he keepz movingt teh rector lolololol
:dretch: -zap- :reactor: :human:
:dretch: got too close to the Reactor
:dretch: :human: :reactor: :dretch:
:dretch: got too close to the Reactor
:human: was bitten by :dretch:'s :dretch:
:dretch: got too close to the Reactor
Meanwhile,
:battlesuit: lolz n00bz
:grenade:
:egg: :barricade:
:egg: :barricade:
:overmind: :barricade:
Humans win
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*based on many true stories*
one day on transit....
:human: and :human: and :human: spawned as riflers.
unfortunately they didnt spawn as builder to build :turret: 's
in which [EVIL]Unknown proceeded to :dretch: the :human: 's.
he then evolved into a :marauder: and snuck behind their base.
[EVIL]Unknown went on top of the :reactor: with his :marauder: and started to slash away while :human: 's were too busy using :battpack: 's on :dretch: 's.
many pointless and unnoticed slashed by his :marauder: later the :reactor: went BOOM and :human: 's got swarmed by :dretch: 's while [EVIL]'s :marauder: killed :telenode: :telenode: :telenode: .
Aliens Win
Humans: "omfg we got deconned, wtf!!!"
[EVIL]: " umm u were not deconned, i killed :reactor:"
Humans: "can u believe we got deconned, im sick of this shit someone ban him"
[EVIL]: "did u hear what i said, i said i killed ur reac"
Humans: "wtf y dont u ban him u cunt, ur a sucky admin im gonna go on tremulous.net forums and flame all about how sucky this server is and how sucky u are cause u wont f'n ban him!!!"
[EVIL]: !ban retard 10000000000h im drunk, deal with it.
heres another one with more icons :P
one day on karith2( i think) both teams were s1 and aliens had no :overmind: :egg: :egg: :granger: :acidtube: :acidtube: all they had left was a little :dretch: who hid on ceiling in a vent.
since humans didnt have :jetpack: they could not reach the :dretch: with any kind of weapon as they were s1.
soooooooo using [EVIL]Unknown's brilliance the humans moved base so that
:dretch: "haha cant get me"...."whats that noise???"
.............:human:
.................:human:
....................:human:
......................:human:
.........................:human:
...........................:reactor: :armoury: :turret:
this proceeded till
:dretch:"omfg haxors!!!".......:human: boo bitch!!!!
.........................................:human:
...........................................:human:
..............................................:human:
.................................................:human:
................................................. ...:human:
................................................. ......:human:
................................................. ........:reactor: :armoury: :turret:
human rifled dretch and
Humans Win
in fact i should still have a demo of it which is kinda funny.. if anyone wants to see it just message me with how to upload or send it :P
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http://imageshack.us/?x=my5&myref=
Should work.
Have fun.
:D killed :advmarauder: and then :egg: ---> :dretch: ---> :tyrant:
:D ---> :eek: and says OMFG HAXORZ YOU GUYS ARE S1!!!
:tyrant: killed :human: and then :eek: ---> :roll: and got killed by :tyrant:
And then :tyrant: exploded for no apparent reason at all
Hey kozak6! LOLLLLL! your reactor moved all by itself! xD
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lol, pyramids are always fun. Just with humans that dretch could have just dropped down and scored some mega pwnage :D
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Human base at night, before noobs flood the servers:
:turret: :turret: :turret:
:turret: :reactor: :armoury: :turret:
:turret: :telenode: :medstat: :turret:
:turret: :turret: :turret:
Human base during the day when the really LEET players (like, two weeks experience, zomg they're vets):
:armoury::telenode:
:reactor: :medstat:
:tesla: :tesla: :tesla: :tesla:
:defcomp:
(And people wonder why I play at night)
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Noobs and teslas are like moths and lightbulbs. They just hover around them never achieving anything.
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Except that moths immediately die when they fly into candles.
Noobs have to wait for the Tyrant to make his rounds.