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Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Evlesoa on December 21, 2006, 11:08:04 pm
Here is how it works... I name a character, and i say what he does... Now you continue it, by posting what you think he will do next. Ex;

@@@ just got dressed

Now you add ex; and suddenly something went up his ass...

Now lets start shall we? You can add any amount of words to the sentance, just dont add tooo much... a sentance or 2 will do... and it can be anything, silly or stupid... remember, YOU MUST CONTINUE WHAT THE OTHER PERSON BEFORE YOU SAID!!

Sentance (lets describe first) I will add _____ to show you what to put where... This is ONLY to help you, you do NOT HAVE to do that...

When Zerg was small, he was a cute alien that _____
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Lava Croft on December 21, 2006, 11:19:13 pm
Quote from: "Evlesoa"
When Zerg was small, he was a cute alien that _____

Died.
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Evlesoa on December 21, 2006, 11:29:51 pm
But then he was reborn and

(Btw you dont have to use bold)
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Lava Croft on December 21, 2006, 11:35:40 pm
Quote from: "Evlesoa"
But then he was reborn and

Died again because the same Siege Tank was still camping his base.
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Evlesoa on December 22, 2006, 12:24:01 am
and as he got tired of dying, he pulled out a BFG, and fired a blast that
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: janev on December 22, 2006, 12:53:05 am
melted the tank, at which point santa showed up and...
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Thorn on December 22, 2006, 12:56:01 am
Gave them all toy tanks to...
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Evlesoa on December 22, 2006, 01:38:07 am
blow up the big fazha tank. Then
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Post by: Squall503 on December 22, 2006, 02:06:43 am
Jesus got mad and punched a small child named
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Evlesoa on December 22, 2006, 02:22:27 am
Timbo, who then
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: janev on December 22, 2006, 02:34:08 am
asked the forums mods to remove this topic to make room for...
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: [EVIL]Unknown on December 22, 2006, 02:56:13 am
flamer topics which ended up....
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Squall503 on December 22, 2006, 04:01:46 am
not happening and..
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Evlesoa on December 22, 2006, 05:17:06 am
then a dretch comes over and says
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Lava Croft on December 22, 2006, 06:40:50 am
killserver; quit
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Glunnator on December 22, 2006, 12:46:24 pm
and then the world exploded for no apparent reason at all and everyone died happily ever after.

Great story ppl! be a nice one to tell the kids.

I wontLOCK!
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: SLAVE|Mietz on December 22, 2006, 01:39:41 pm
But then again, in the paralel universe the world still existed, and this story continued with..
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Evlesoa on December 22, 2006, 01:56:38 pm
with a different child named ERR:Overflow who
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Thorn on December 22, 2006, 02:17:34 pm
Demanded you stop using developers names or he will...
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Mikiupdown2 on December 22, 2006, 02:37:19 pm
feed you to a squirrel with big...
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: SLAVE|Mietz on December 22, 2006, 03:06:56 pm
balls, which will..
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: [EVIL]Unknown on December 22, 2006, 04:19:38 pm
use them to crack some nuts so that....
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Paradox on December 22, 2006, 05:04:10 pm
You can eat your
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Vector_Matt on December 22, 2006, 06:12:35 pm
Hard drive. Which will then
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Basilisco on December 22, 2006, 06:16:03 pm
explode and fire magic sparcles of alien pr0n across all the computers around the world and
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: techhead on December 22, 2006, 08:53:34 pm
Get blocked by spam filters,  which made aol
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: SLAVE|Mietz on December 22, 2006, 09:28:57 pm
tech support explode in shreds of kiddy-pron which...
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Evlesoa on December 23, 2006, 12:16:27 am
made jesus come back to life, from the passed world.
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: SLAVE|Mietz on December 23, 2006, 01:33:29 am
he then killed AOL with
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Evlesoa on December 23, 2006, 01:37:16 am
a jackhammer, which
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Kaleo on December 23, 2006, 01:59:02 am
turned into a marauder and raped the reactor–
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: n00b pl0x on December 23, 2006, 02:37:19 am
AN DEN HUMANS GOT S4 AND USED TEH SUPER NUKE TO KILL ALL ALIENS ON TEH MAP AN DEN DE GAME END LOL
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Evlesoa on December 23, 2006, 03:27:43 am
but in another parallel universe...

(you can try and end the game, but i wont allow it... because this game HAS no true ending idiots!)
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: n00b pl0x on December 23, 2006, 04:45:00 am
HUMANS GOT S4 AND USED TEH SUPER NUKE TO KILL ALL ALIENS ON TEH MAP AN DEN DE GAME END LOL
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Evlesoa on December 23, 2006, 06:40:55 am
and so the aliens got tired of dying, so they resurrected jesus to

(dont put that S4 bullshit, because you have to continue what jesus does)
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: kozak6 on December 23, 2006, 06:52:22 am
eat for breakfast, in order to gain his superpowers.

Except...
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Evlesoa on December 23, 2006, 07:28:42 am
instead of gaining his super powers, they gained
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Lava Croft on December 23, 2006, 12:07:40 pm
foodstamps, which they used to
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: techhead on December 23, 2006, 12:39:24 pm
get tons of free fish and bread, which feed...
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Lava Croft on December 23, 2006, 04:02:22 pm
mouths that are fed enough already, leaving the rest to die.
The few that managed to survive did so by
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Evlesoa on December 23, 2006, 04:25:12 pm
eating the other dead aliens.
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Evlesoa on December 24, 2006, 12:54:39 am
since no one continues it, il continue it >..<

But something happened, after they finished
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Thorn on December 24, 2006, 01:12:15 am
An army of protoss came in and...
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Evlesoa on December 24, 2006, 01:20:26 am
super man came!
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Thorn on December 24, 2006, 01:23:11 am
Then garett the thief appeard too with a bag of stolen stuffed alien toys.
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Evlesoa on December 24, 2006, 01:46:56 am
which the humans found very disappointing, because
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Lava Croft on December 24, 2006, 01:49:29 am
they were all made in the USA and therefore fell apart before you could even play with them. Sad and empty, they head for
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Paradox on December 24, 2006, 02:48:23 am
Antarctica, which was, on their planet, a nice ocean resort.
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Evlesoa on December 24, 2006, 05:39:18 am
Except the fact that they were made of wax, and they began to
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: SLAVE|Mietz on December 24, 2006, 10:44:52 am
burn in vein, and
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Lava Croft on December 24, 2006, 11:18:00 am
then went to Karith Station
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Mikiupdown2 on December 24, 2006, 01:15:05 pm
to have a quorn party (with Kellogs Quornflakes)
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: techhead on December 24, 2006, 02:19:37 pm
until the humans decided to have a nice Karith Painsaw Massacre, which
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Vector_Matt on December 24, 2006, 03:48:09 pm
had noobs attending who selected their grenades
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: SLAVE|Mietz on December 24, 2006, 03:55:30 pm
and swalowed them
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Evlesoa on December 24, 2006, 04:05:09 pm
and ran around crazy as
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Thorn on December 24, 2006, 05:00:10 pm
Ducks but then in a different map a...
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Mikiupdown2 on December 24, 2006, 06:49:44 pm
hummie found a cheat that allowed him to teleport to
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Evlesoa on December 24, 2006, 07:03:24 pm
heaven and ask god
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Thorn on December 24, 2006, 08:24:04 pm
if he could be his servent. Unfortunately god was not...
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: SLAVE|Mietz on December 24, 2006, 08:46:26 pm
emo, so he refused...
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Thorn on December 24, 2006, 08:55:08 pm
To grant him anything apart from death and...
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Lava Croft on December 24, 2006, 09:14:44 pm
instead granted him the Power of Bliss, which made him
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Thorn on December 24, 2006, 09:16:19 pm
Mellow out and walked into the alien base with a flower and a...
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Evlesoa on December 24, 2006, 11:48:21 pm
big overmind showed up in front of his face, ready to
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Vector_Matt on December 24, 2006, 11:53:35 pm
poke him to death...
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Thorn on December 25, 2006, 12:54:03 am
With the om's big..
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Evlesoa on December 25, 2006, 01:00:47 am
Claw, but instead, he
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Thorn on December 25, 2006, 01:04:49 am
Ran out the alien base and saw a TKer with a big...
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Evlesoa on December 25, 2006, 02:22:09 am
candy in his hand, ready to
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Thorn on December 25, 2006, 02:53:30 am
end this thread and
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Evlesoa on December 25, 2006, 03:10:36 am
unfourtunatly it didnt happen, because jesus came back!
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Kaleo on December 25, 2006, 03:20:49 am
and ate the candy
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Evlesoa on December 25, 2006, 03:23:06 am
and the TKing noob, started crying... then
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: AKAnotu on December 25, 2006, 03:23:57 am
blew up because of the grenade he had eaten and
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: AKAnotu on December 25, 2006, 03:40:32 am
the blast radius killed jesus, who then posted twice in a row which breaks the rules of this game and he was banned and
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Evlesoa on December 25, 2006, 05:34:08 am
after making such a long sentance, santa clause came over, with his elven buddies to
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Lava Croft on December 25, 2006, 07:22:51 am
help melt the polar ice to
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Evlesoa on December 25, 2006, 02:09:23 pm
take over the world by flooding the
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: SLAVE|Mietz on December 25, 2006, 02:13:53 pm
netherlands
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Atso on December 25, 2006, 02:40:00 pm
Which caused death of innocent...
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Lava Croft on December 25, 2006, 03:21:46 pm
cows
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Evlesoa on December 25, 2006, 04:00:04 pm
But some of the cows didn't die, so the great king Arthur came with his knights from the

(hint hint, round table)
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Lava Croft on December 25, 2006, 04:24:34 pm
swingers club
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Evlesoa on December 25, 2006, 04:30:42 pm
where the hookaz run wild. So arthur with his knights
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: [Kcorp]Noobius on December 25, 2006, 05:02:25 pm
assraped a goon which...
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Evlesoa on December 25, 2006, 05:24:38 pm
then gave them AIDs, and soon they all
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Paradox on December 25, 2006, 09:33:27 pm
Had eaten too much kerosene
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Mikiupdown2 on December 25, 2006, 09:40:19 pm
which made all the polar bears fart synchroniously, causing
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Thorn on December 25, 2006, 09:42:47 pm
the end of this thread
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Evlesoa on December 25, 2006, 11:18:00 pm
but it did not end there, because the pollution started
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Thorn on December 25, 2006, 11:19:54 pm
and then the world was doomed and this thread was ENDED!
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Evlesoa on December 25, 2006, 11:24:40 pm
except the fact that, no one listened, so it continued in another universe, where the Tyrant was a god, and everyone
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: holyknight on December 26, 2006, 12:05:43 am
died so much that the godly Tyrant was tired of living and decided to die.
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Evlesoa on December 26, 2006, 03:14:49 pm
and that universe was blown up... and since everyone wants to end it, it ends by the world not existing... (yet thats still not ending, because there could be imagination of mind where, anything can happen...)
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Thorn on December 26, 2006, 03:23:56 pm
The end
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Lava Croft on December 26, 2006, 04:02:38 pm
Epilogue:
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Paradox on December 26, 2006, 07:29:39 pm
The thread's brother came along and
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Thorn on December 26, 2006, 07:33:07 pm
said THE END! of episode 1
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Taiyo.uk on December 26, 2006, 07:48:28 pm
Which can only mean the beginning of espisode 2.

One snowy morning at Karith a dretch was camping the vent in the corridor twixt human and alien bases when...
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Thorn on December 26, 2006, 08:03:49 pm
It heard the words nooblerBOT onoz save us dear admin! but noobierBOT was...
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Paradox on December 26, 2006, 09:22:19 pm
eating his donut-heart
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Evlesoa on December 26, 2006, 09:46:53 pm
and the humans became jelous, so they ordered some
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Taiyo.uk on December 26, 2006, 10:06:07 pm
some bitches and whor.. errr... I mean pizza and some TUMBO LC4000 SpammerCannons that they used to...
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Paradox on December 26, 2006, 10:58:56 pm
fart
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Lava Croft on December 26, 2006, 11:03:07 pm
in Thorn's mouth
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Thorn on December 26, 2006, 11:04:01 pm
but then they enjoyed doing it more in lava's mouth....
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: techhead on December 26, 2006, 11:33:57 pm
and started a TV show called "I Love Luci", which became...
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Thorn on December 26, 2006, 11:58:34 pm
a complete failure of...
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Lava Croft on December 27, 2006, 12:06:58 am
a magnitude that only Thorn can comprehend, so he cried to
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Evlesoa on December 27, 2006, 12:23:12 am
Jesus 8) and asked him to
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Post by: Thorn on December 27, 2006, 12:54:24 am
hurry up and die already
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Lava Croft on December 27, 2006, 01:29:01 am
instead, Jesus sent Thorn to Wales where he
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Thorn on December 27, 2006, 02:00:04 am
Died , quickly , and brought jesus with him. (WALES OMG?!)
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Kaleo on December 27, 2006, 03:00:02 am
And then the LuciSpammer squad came to kill t3h 1337 qeinxorz*







*the leet Queen
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Evlesoa on December 27, 2006, 05:18:41 am
except that jesus came back and
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Post by: Kaleo on December 27, 2006, 05:46:12 am
died, so he does not come back ever again cos he went to the starwars galaxy and has nothing to do with Trem!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: rotgutt on December 27, 2006, 06:11:15 am
...so Satan comes aboard instead, along with Saddam Hussein.
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Kaleo on December 27, 2006, 10:08:29 am
Quote from: "rotgutt"
...so Satan comes aboard instead, along with Saddam Hussein.


And Saddam tries to have buttseks with Satan...
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: KamikOzzy on December 27, 2006, 10:17:20 am
but the noobs on this forum got jealous, so they....
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Kaleo on December 27, 2006, 10:23:17 am
knifed Saddam and had Satan all to themselves. But then Slayer cam along and BANISHED THE NOOBS DOWN TO HELL!!!!!!!!!!
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Lava Croft on December 27, 2006, 10:53:07 am
Too bad that Slayer fails with everything, so all the Noobs were instead
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Post by: Vector_Matt on December 27, 2006, 03:12:50 pm
to be desired even more than it already was

Edit: Doh! Next time I need to hit refresh before posting in this thread.
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Evlesoa on December 27, 2006, 03:56:57 pm
and the noobs started running around trying to eat each other with
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Thorn on December 27, 2006, 05:20:18 pm
a spoon...
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: n00b pl0x on December 27, 2006, 05:39:17 pm
which morphed into a giant...
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Evlesoa on December 27, 2006, 06:19:41 pm
pie, and all the n00bz dug in but
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Lava Croft on December 27, 2006, 06:48:49 pm
no pie is big enough cover up the newbness that is Thorn, so
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: n00b pl0x on December 27, 2006, 07:49:57 pm
everyone flew to the moon in a giant
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: AKAnotu on December 27, 2006, 08:06:20 pm
grenade+luci trick jump which killed
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Thorn on December 27, 2006, 08:39:40 pm
Lava because he fails so badly...
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Paradox on December 27, 2006, 08:43:21 pm
at not sucking
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Evlesoa on December 27, 2006, 08:47:00 pm
unlike thorn, who went to
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: n00b pl0x on December 27, 2006, 09:13:47 pm
the candy shop
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Lava Croft on December 27, 2006, 09:13:58 pm
to beg for
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Post by: Mikiupdown2 on December 27, 2006, 09:34:02 pm
an ass raping and a

(I couldnt think of anything better/funnyer to say. I completly fail.)
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Lava Croft on December 27, 2006, 10:02:53 pm
tear of Timbo, so he
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Evlesoa on December 27, 2006, 10:24:31 pm
left the candy shop disappointed and banned and
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Kaleo on December 27, 2006, 10:41:39 pm
Got OWND by Metallica!!!
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: n00b pl0x on December 27, 2006, 10:52:50 pm
metallica is overrated and
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: holyknight on December 27, 2006, 10:58:51 pm
people died all over again.
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: n00b pl0x on December 27, 2006, 11:01:22 pm
from teh s4 super nuke
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Lava Croft on December 27, 2006, 11:55:34 pm
which cast a spell of repetitiveness on this thread
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Thorn on December 27, 2006, 11:59:30 pm
Which didn't work because it already was repetitive...
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Lava Croft on December 28, 2006, 01:33:31 pm
but the effects of the spell were cumulative, so the thread just got more repetitive, something Thorn obviously did not know because
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Post by: Evlesoa on December 28, 2006, 02:42:37 pm
when he was working with a hammer, he accidently
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Thorn on December 28, 2006, 02:47:10 pm
hit the hard drive of the server that hosts this website THE END!
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Lava Croft on December 28, 2006, 02:48:13 pm
-game just started, as SourceForge dodged the swinging hammer and did a counter
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: techhead on December 28, 2006, 02:52:17 pm
knocking thorn unconscious for a couple hours, preventing
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Lava Croft on December 28, 2006, 02:54:16 pm
Thorn from hearing the voice on his headphones telling him: "Breathe in. Breathe out." So
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Vector_Matt on December 28, 2006, 03:42:38 pm
he gave up on trying to end this and hoped everyone would get bored with it
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Lava Croft on December 28, 2006, 04:21:58 pm
which naturally would never happen, since Thorn would never cease his futile attempts to
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: [Kcorp]Noobius on December 28, 2006, 04:56:27 pm
marry lava because
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: holyknight on December 28, 2006, 08:28:39 pm
he liked cheese cakes that contained
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Evlesoa on December 28, 2006, 11:44:25 pm
particles of Granger's Piss and
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Lava Croft on December 29, 2006, 12:31:58 am
stardust
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Post by: Kaleo on December 29, 2006, 03:34:08 am
that fell out of Belier13's ass
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: holyknight on December 29, 2006, 04:07:55 am
which was made out of ginger (as in, gingerbread man) which ate
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Kaleo on December 29, 2006, 04:25:10 am
Lava

Ps: Has Belier been banned yet?
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Lava Croft on December 29, 2006, 04:53:25 am
but he burned his
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: n00b pl0x on December 29, 2006, 05:40:41 am
face
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Evlesoa on December 29, 2006, 03:04:41 pm
and started crying, so
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Lava Croft on December 29, 2006, 03:43:02 pm
everybody felt very
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Thorn on December 29, 2006, 04:33:04 pm
hAPPY
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Taiyo.uk on December 29, 2006, 05:09:20 pm
and that little ventcamping dretch from page 4 was now getting really bored, so it ran to the human base to find them all posting in some intarweb forum thing instead of building turrets so it...
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Lava Croft on December 29, 2006, 05:15:14 pm
started observing the
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Evlesoa on December 29, 2006, 05:23:28 pm
humans, and started thinking
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Lava Croft on December 29, 2006, 05:52:30 pm
.
.
.
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: holyknight on December 29, 2006, 06:27:17 pm
and ate a pie made out of
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Lava Croft on December 29, 2006, 06:53:46 pm
the entrails of 24
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: gareth on December 29, 2006, 06:56:24 pm
tyrant guts that had recently been slaughtered by 4 chaingun wielding battlesuits that had eaten some
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Lava Croft on December 29, 2006, 07:43:13 pm
haggis
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: n00b pl0x on December 29, 2006, 10:03:05 pm
with cheese
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Lava Croft on December 29, 2006, 10:12:04 pm
and bacon which made
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Thorn on December 29, 2006, 11:16:02 pm
haggis cheese and bacon.
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: holyknight on December 29, 2006, 11:36:39 pm
which makes Holyknight puke to death, which the puke is made out of
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Lava Croft on December 29, 2006, 11:42:26 pm
thorn
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Thorn on December 29, 2006, 11:55:00 pm
but it was actually made out of Lava
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: n00b pl0x on December 30, 2006, 12:05:57 am
and stardust from when the s4 super nuke
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Paradox on December 30, 2006, 02:40:35 am
was banned by the admin
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: n00b pl0x on December 30, 2006, 02:47:46 am
how do you ban a weapon? :-?
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: techhead on December 30, 2006, 03:35:41 am
Then the admin told the noob about "disallow" and
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: n00b pl0x on December 30, 2006, 03:39:26 am
the noob dretched techheads bsuit repeatedly until tech died
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Mispeled on December 30, 2006, 04:12:32 am
and the eggspam ceased without
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: n00b pl0x on December 30, 2006, 05:31:49 am
fail because SD arrived and
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Paradox on December 30, 2006, 06:46:33 am
was digested by a turd burglar
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Lava Croft on December 30, 2006, 09:42:08 am
that looked like Thorn, who would naturally reply to this in some cheap insult, because
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: [Kcorp]Noobius on December 30, 2006, 11:00:48 am
he's a drunk scott who
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: holyknight on December 30, 2006, 07:25:12 pm
eats cheesecakes
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Paradox on December 30, 2006, 08:24:15 pm
made out of broccoli deep fried in chocolate
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Mispeled on December 30, 2006, 08:54:16 pm
pudding. When I went to the
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: n00b pl0x on December 31, 2006, 04:03:29 am
post office to buy some
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: holyknight on December 31, 2006, 07:10:56 am
cupcakes with worm and
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Lava Croft on December 31, 2006, 03:45:05 pm
Uncreation r_speeds that
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Mikiupdown2 on December 31, 2006, 04:21:08 pm
were melting,
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Thorn on December 31, 2006, 04:28:04 pm
and high in numbers
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Mikiupdown2 on December 31, 2006, 04:30:28 pm
but not calories
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: n00b pl0x on December 31, 2006, 07:37:31 pm
and then Thorn left the post office to go to the moon
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Paradox on December 31, 2006, 10:05:30 pm
which ran away
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Thorn on December 31, 2006, 10:10:51 pm
Which put pressure on the moons big feet
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Mikiupdown2 on January 01, 2007, 12:11:20 am
and made it collide with Mars causing a massive explosion of
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: n00b pl0x on January 01, 2007, 12:21:17 am
milk and cookies as far as the eye could see
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Paradox on January 01, 2007, 12:29:18 am
when it was blind
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: n00b pl0x on January 01, 2007, 12:34:41 am
and  deaf
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: AKAnotu on January 01, 2007, 02:31:04 am
and stupid from the  parts of thorn
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: n00b pl0x on January 01, 2007, 03:24:13 am
that he drank in his tea
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Paradox on January 01, 2007, 03:29:12 am
made out of bear urine
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: n00b pl0x on January 01, 2007, 03:30:48 am
and stardust
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: AKAnotu on January 01, 2007, 04:55:12 am
from stage 15
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Frost on January 01, 2007, 05:56:44 am
where rainbow teletubbies existed
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: n00b pl0x on January 01, 2007, 06:04:48 am
alongside the rainbow atk grangers
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: AKAnotu on January 01, 2007, 06:07:50 am
who were banned for being noobs and attacking with grangers
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: n00b pl0x on January 01, 2007, 06:14:31 am
but unbanned for being l33t and rainbow colored
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Lava Croft on January 01, 2007, 01:46:38 pm
which made Who-[Soup] think about
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: SLAVE|Mietz on January 01, 2007, 02:35:09 pm
pickles, which where grown on...
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: n00b pl0x on January 01, 2007, 06:32:31 pm
purple cactii from uranus
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: AKAnotu on January 01, 2007, 06:35:02 pm
which were actually sentient and turned out to be the arch nemesies of the grangers, who really came from
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: n00b pl0x on January 01, 2007, 06:42:24 pm
the center of the sun
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: AKAnotu on January 01, 2007, 06:54:18 pm
which is why they have funky colors, to stand out
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: n00b pl0x on January 01, 2007, 11:30:18 pm
from all the other funky stuff in the center of the sun
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Paradox on January 01, 2007, 11:51:04 pm
of my ass
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Evlesoa on January 02, 2007, 12:46:11 am
where it stunk so badly, thorn
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Neo on January 02, 2007, 01:20:20 am
cleaned it all up, which confused
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: AKAnotu on January 02, 2007, 01:56:52 am
lava, because all thorn does is own himself
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Paradox on January 02, 2007, 02:32:50 am
when he is bitten by a seal
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: AKAnotu on January 02, 2007, 02:40:09 am
from uranus
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Neo on January 02, 2007, 12:38:12 pm
which smells like people from Belgium, who
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Lava Croft on January 02, 2007, 01:46:36 pm
are far more friendly than people from the UK, but
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Taiyo.uk on January 02, 2007, 02:02:32 pm
make tastier chocolates so...
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Mikiupdown2 on January 02, 2007, 02:07:50 pm
they are hated by the French, who also hate
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Neo on January 02, 2007, 02:15:05 pm
Germans, for reasons unknown to mankind,
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Lava Croft on January 02, 2007, 02:19:42 pm
but known to DASPRID, who
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: SLAVE|Mietz on January 02, 2007, 04:51:42 pm
is a emo-metallhead
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Orc on January 02, 2007, 04:54:49 pm
that was taught the secrets of the universe by...
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: holyknight on January 02, 2007, 06:34:25 pm
eating chocolates (I don't even know what we are talking about) which was taken from
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: AKAnotu on January 02, 2007, 10:34:56 pm
thorns ass
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Taiyo.uk on January 03, 2007, 12:45:54 am
the correct term for those are "tagnuts". These can be avoided by...
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Smokey on January 03, 2007, 12:47:51 am
cutting your wrists while
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Paradox on January 03, 2007, 01:18:57 am
playing the GayStation3
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: holyknight on January 03, 2007, 01:56:14 am
while eating buttcakes and
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Lava Croft on January 03, 2007, 02:02:15 am
watching Jex go
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Taiyo.uk on January 03, 2007, 02:13:24 am
"OMFG! Trappers don't work on the floor you nubcak0rz!!!1!" and...
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: n00b pl0x on January 03, 2007, 05:21:43 am
watching the nub proceed to decon all the spawns to build more floor trappers
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Lava Croft on January 03, 2007, 01:33:59 pm
that made OverFlow look like
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Taiyo.uk on January 03, 2007, 04:10:26 pm
T3H BIG PINK BUNNEH!!1! That can't stop itself from repeatedly killing...
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Paradox on January 03, 2007, 08:02:51 pm
atcs
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Smokey on January 03, 2007, 08:08:17 pm
and eating cockies
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: SilverWolf on January 03, 2007, 08:19:14 pm
with his dirty feet.
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: holyknight on January 03, 2007, 08:45:51 pm
which smelled like...
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: n00b pl0x on January 03, 2007, 08:51:33 pm
Caveman
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: AKAnotu on January 03, 2007, 09:51:03 pm
after eating chocolate
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Smokey on January 03, 2007, 10:37:07 pm
that came from
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: AKAnotu on January 03, 2007, 11:03:14 pm
URANUS!!!!1
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: holyknight on January 04, 2007, 12:44:33 am
that is found from
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Paradox on January 04, 2007, 01:23:12 am
Neptune
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Smokey on January 04, 2007, 01:50:39 am
but pluto isn't a planet
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Taiyo.uk on January 04, 2007, 02:07:56 am
but it's still bigger than most of my tagnuts
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Lava Croft on January 04, 2007, 12:23:31 pm
yet it's smaller than Pulse, which
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Evlesoa on January 04, 2007, 02:25:58 pm
really didn't matter, because T3H BIG PINK BUNNEH!!1! started getting angry from all these non-sense things, he got tired of dying, so he
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Taiyo.uk on January 04, 2007, 02:35:44 pm
wrote a particle system that spawns millions of T3H LITTLE PINK BUNNEHZ!!1! that ate all the
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Smokey on January 04, 2007, 08:13:13 pm
cockies
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Taiyo.uk on January 04, 2007, 10:46:46 pm
so they got fat and EXPLODED!!!!11! leaving a lot of mess for
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: AKAnotu on January 04, 2007, 11:24:38 pm
ERR
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Paradox on January 04, 2007, 11:48:30 pm
underflow
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Evlesoa on January 05, 2007, 12:21:41 am
and seeing how he was "under" the flow, of the explosion, he got pushed
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Kaleo on January 05, 2007, 02:40:19 am
into the ground and 'sploded
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Rawr on January 05, 2007, 04:11:14 am
but this was a problem, because
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Paradox on January 05, 2007, 05:57:48 am
the master server had a pineapple shoved up its ass, because it didnt take how to defend yourself against fruit 101
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Lava Croft on January 05, 2007, 12:59:41 pm
thankfully, R1CH was so friendly as to eat out the Master Server's ass and finally remove himself from our memories, so that
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Evlesoa on January 05, 2007, 02:55:06 pm
he defended against the 'splosion but
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: n00b pl0x on January 05, 2007, 11:36:42 pm
teh s4 super nuke came and boomed everything
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Lava Croft on January 06, 2007, 05:21:29 am
but we all were saved by
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: n00b pl0x on January 06, 2007, 06:26:29 am
dopephish
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Lava Croft on January 06, 2007, 01:31:59 pm
who got eaten the real Dopefish, although he prefers heroes, he did
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: AKAnotu on January 06, 2007, 09:41:23 pm
get indigestion, and threw up
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Paradox on January 06, 2007, 09:54:48 pm
who grokked his face
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: AKAnotu on January 07, 2007, 01:56:15 am
and said WTF grokked isn't a word
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: n00b pl0x on January 07, 2007, 03:51:45 am
and said WTF grokked IS a word...it has ancient antarctican roots
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Lava Croft on January 07, 2007, 01:37:31 pm
which become less and less strong, with all the melting
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: SLAVE|Mietz on January 07, 2007, 02:25:01 pm
then lava started melting too
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Mikiupdown2 on January 07, 2007, 02:47:13 pm
and Lava and the grokked had a melt party. But they forgot to invite
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Lava Croft on January 07, 2007, 02:51:17 pm
iceman
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: AKAnotu on January 07, 2007, 04:47:57 pm
who was just a drop of water at the time
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Smokey on January 07, 2007, 06:01:45 pm
because he was ice
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: n00b pl0x on January 07, 2007, 06:03:33 pm
but he melted into water
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: AKAnotu on January 07, 2007, 08:48:26 pm
because of



GLOBAL WARMING!!!!!!!!!!!11111
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Rawr on January 07, 2007, 09:47:50 pm
You see, global warming happened because of
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: n00b pl0x on January 07, 2007, 09:55:16 pm
people farting too much
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Lava Croft on January 08, 2007, 02:58:29 am
and starting new stories that sucked
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Taiyo.uk on January 08, 2007, 03:22:44 am
unlike this one which R[]><0r3Z!11! but still sucks because
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Rawr on January 08, 2007, 06:51:41 am
Lava Croft
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Lava Croft on January 08, 2007, 01:52:24 pm
's word is truth, his scent is devine, his thoughts magical and therefore
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Undeference on January 08, 2007, 02:13:29 pm
he is totally insane just like
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Lava Croft on January 08, 2007, 02:34:46 pm
all the genious people that have walked this Earth before him
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: AKAnotu on January 08, 2007, 10:56:05 pm
like belier13,noobler bot, and those annoying polish people who crowned vcxcet their king
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Paradox on January 08, 2007, 10:58:55 pm
who understood grokked, because he read "Stranger in a strange land"
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Rawr on January 08, 2007, 11:07:30 pm
he also under stood the many tales of the great white
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Taiyo.uk on January 09, 2007, 12:27:55 am
and black minstrel show that
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Paradox on January 09, 2007, 02:12:56 am
was banned in every country but the north pole, because santa liked porn
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Taiyo.uk on January 09, 2007, 06:51:52 am
that involved reindeer and elves doing kinky things like
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Lava Croft on January 09, 2007, 07:28:38 am
balancing Tremulous
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Rawr on January 09, 2007, 07:31:39 am
while multitasking to the tunes of
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Lava Croft on January 09, 2007, 08:59:16 am
some faggot metalband
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: SLAVE|Mietz on January 09, 2007, 11:53:28 am
called "Dasprid'S Angels"
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Lava Croft on January 09, 2007, 03:46:53 pm
which mainly was about a pimple-faced mapper and website creator
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Mikiupdown2 on January 09, 2007, 06:18:45 pm
who had a pet chicken with five
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Lava Croft on January 09, 2007, 07:07:30 pm
legs that
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Rawr on January 10, 2007, 12:06:36 am
destroy Transit station and
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: SLAVE|Mietz on January 10, 2007, 10:52:07 am
laid an egg at Uncreation center
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: holyknight on January 10, 2007, 07:07:08 pm
and ate a poisonous cheesecake which made him puke out
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Baxter on January 10, 2007, 07:52:08 pm
a tyrant....
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Mikiupdown2 on January 10, 2007, 08:08:20 pm
covered in slimey
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Paradox on January 10, 2007, 11:19:01 pm
puke from beetelguse, which means the giants armpit
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Taiyo.uk on January 11, 2007, 02:38:57 am
was so sweaty and dirty that it was foaming
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Rawr on January 11, 2007, 03:14:04 am
giant spores of
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Paradox on January 11, 2007, 03:42:10 am
foam
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: techhead on January 11, 2007, 03:48:16 am
that came from rabid
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Vector_Matt on January 11, 2007, 05:22:03 am
grangers which were
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: holyknight on January 11, 2007, 05:59:51 am
farting a lot of fats which smelled like cheese and
(fats is not spelled wrong, I just did it to fat cause it's funny)
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Rawr on January 11, 2007, 03:41:20 pm
holyknight's arm pits
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: holyknight on January 11, 2007, 06:27:49 pm
which was actually rawr's urine
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Mikiupdown2 on January 11, 2007, 07:03:20 pm
dyed purple
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Paradox on January 11, 2007, 11:05:04 pm
with eggnog mixed in
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Rawr on January 12, 2007, 12:48:55 am
but its too bad holyknight
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: n00b pl0x on January 12, 2007, 02:35:27 am
that i haxxed the interweb
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Taiyo.uk on January 12, 2007, 03:08:40 am
but then realized that 127.0.0.1 wasn't the intarweb
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: n00b pl0x on January 12, 2007, 04:01:01 am
but 127.0.0.G is the interweb
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Rawr on January 12, 2007, 05:47:49 pm
but n00b pl0x got banned from spanish because he
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Taiyo.uk on January 12, 2007, 06:14:21 pm
repeatedly naded the base, lucispammed his team mates and deconned all the nodes for twenty consecutive games, then moved to aliens and deconned all the eggs and used the bp for floor trappers in the middle of nowhere, before revealing his real identity which is...
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Paradox on January 12, 2007, 06:17:30 pm
Batman's girlfriends arch nemisis, the Diddler
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: n00b pl0x on January 12, 2007, 11:09:45 pm
and the diddlers girlfriend the doodler
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: AKAnotu on January 13, 2007, 03:15:56 am
who complained that this thread has lost the small logical structure it never had since it was created
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: n00b pl0x on January 13, 2007, 04:17:28 am
and i wondered how a topic can lose logical structure it never had...
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Paradox on January 13, 2007, 04:38:32 am
but were then eaten by a fish from their asses
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Taiyo.uk on January 13, 2007, 05:59:28 am
Meanwhile, on Procyon, the humans were camping the tyrant-proof balcony, and the tyrants were camping just outside the doors. Aside from endless lucispam and tyrant chargespam, nothing much was happening. Then a battlegranger came and...
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Vector_Matt on January 13, 2007, 02:03:36 pm
everyone screamed and died
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Taiyo.uk on January 13, 2007, 03:36:11 pm
except for some of the humans who couldn't stop cuddling the granger because it's just *sooooo* cute!
 :human: *huggles*  :granger:
 :granger:  grr!
 :human: *hug* *cuddle*  :granger:
 :granger:  GRRrrRRRRR!!
 :human: *cuddle* *pet* *hug* *cuddle*  :granger:
 :granger:  GRRrrRRRRR!! RRRRRRGGGR!
...and so this continued until
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Vector_Matt on January 13, 2007, 03:45:39 pm
aliens hit s2, then the granger evolved and
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Evlesoa on January 13, 2007, 04:21:00 pm
started to claw the human's
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: AKAnotu on January 13, 2007, 06:40:43 pm
faces off
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Mikiupdown2 on January 13, 2007, 07:54:48 pm
with its ass
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Paradox on January 13, 2007, 08:00:13 pm
gas
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: AKAnotu on January 13, 2007, 08:02:52 pm
developed from lava's farts
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Lava Croft on January 15, 2007, 01:02:23 pm
into bright light
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: techhead on January 15, 2007, 05:23:00 pm
which happened to be a torch
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Evlesoa on January 15, 2007, 05:54:48 pm
and with the mighty torch, they burned the
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Mikiupdown2 on January 15, 2007, 07:31:57 pm
crotch of
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Lava Croft on January 16, 2007, 12:39:14 am
Yarou, which was quite impossible because
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: vcxzet on January 16, 2007, 02:12:13 am
wheeee post count ++ game
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Paradox on January 16, 2007, 03:30:19 am
boobs
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Rawr on January 16, 2007, 06:20:30 am
are good
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Taiyo.uk on January 16, 2007, 06:28:12 am
but not as good as a :grenade: for...
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Lava Croft on January 16, 2007, 01:52:24 pm
clearing an ATCS Alien base of all the 6-legged scum that
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: AKAnotu on January 16, 2007, 10:13:53 pm
LIKE POSTING
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Rawr on January 16, 2007, 10:52:43 pm
random shit throughout
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Paradox on January 16, 2007, 11:03:09 pm
your face
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Taiyo.uk on January 18, 2007, 10:50:12 am
but some people like having randomly shitted faces, so...
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: techhead on January 18, 2007, 08:58:56 pm
they continued to stand behind the fan.
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: n00b pl0x on January 18, 2007, 10:04:43 pm
or infront of the fan...
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Taiyo.uk on January 18, 2007, 10:27:52 pm
Or beneath a toilet
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: n00b pl0x on January 18, 2007, 10:29:23 pm
or in the toilet
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Taiyo.uk on January 18, 2007, 11:09:42 pm
or up the...
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: n00b pl0x on January 18, 2007, 11:13:31 pm
tail pipe of a submarine
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Paradox on January 18, 2007, 11:51:30 pm
that was from jupiter
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Mikiupdown2 on January 19, 2007, 08:15:46 pm
and existed in 5 different dimensions
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Glunnator on January 20, 2007, 05:48:53 pm
And then everyone who was living at that present moment was not in the next.

**NOT PART OF STORY**
Lol wow it's really weird to see how these thing s get along... What kind of nonsense imaginations do we people actually have?! :D
***END OF MESSAGE***
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: ShadowNinjaDudeMan on January 20, 2007, 06:14:22 pm
chapter of the big book of
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: ShadowNinjaDudeMan on January 20, 2007, 06:15:50 pm
NOT PART OF STORY

Mikiupanddown

I see youve used what I said in that post on that muician who died, but none gave a crap. Good on you. lol
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: ShadowNinjaDudeMan on January 20, 2007, 06:21:30 pm
NOT PART OF STORY

I think ive attached some of what i said now.

..oh, i havent, damn
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: ShadowNinjaDudeMan on January 20, 2007, 08:46:13 pm
(http://img184.imageshack.us/img184/9514/lineofflames39kx.gif)
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Taiyo.uk on January 20, 2007, 08:56:44 pm
meanwhile...
:human: *hug* *cuddle* *pet* *hug* :tyrant:

 :dretch: --wtf?
like yeah, wtf are they doing? -- :dretch:
 :granger: --omg! I know what to do...
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Glunnator on January 21, 2007, 04:40:23 pm
And then the evil burning quadrupleposting ( :evil: ) shadowninjadudeman came and  :grenade:  :grenade:  :grenade:  :grenade: 'd the  :granger: and the  :dretch: s

And then ate the :tyrant: alive and then turned to the :human: to see...
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: AKAnotu on January 21, 2007, 05:37:42 pm
that he was really a she
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: n00b pl0x on January 21, 2007, 08:00:13 pm
NOT PART OF STORY

My left nut is bigger than my right nut.
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Rawr on January 21, 2007, 11:22:13 pm
*part of story*

just like Lava Croft
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Paradox on January 22, 2007, 12:44:21 am
and the douchewaffle
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: n00b pl0x on January 22, 2007, 01:05:20 am
and the queefpancake
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Glunnator on January 22, 2007, 12:45:03 pm
Quote from: "AKAnotu"
that he was really a she


..and then he said  :eek:  and she said  :eek:  :eek:  :eek:  :eek: and he said  :P  and she said  :eek:  :eek:  :eek:  :eek:  :eek:  :eek: and then ran away.
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Taiyo.uk on January 23, 2007, 03:03:31 pm
Leaving  :human: to  :grenade: the
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Rawr on January 23, 2007, 03:59:51 pm
mcdonalds headquarters
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Mikiupdown2 on January 23, 2007, 06:10:02 pm
in Saudi Arabia. Their old HQ was in America, but they moved to Saudi Arabia because America had
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Taiyo.uk on January 23, 2007, 11:22:54 pm
rabies babies that
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: n00b pl0x on January 24, 2007, 01:43:44 am
killed off the entire population of the uk
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Rawr on January 24, 2007, 01:51:14 am
as well as nepal
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: n00b pl0x on January 24, 2007, 02:32:53 am
and they even went out of their way to kill rawr, who was living in china at the time in one of those child forced labor sweatshops that make nike brand clothing
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Paradox on January 24, 2007, 04:37:34 am
from the souls of children
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Taiyo.uk on January 24, 2007, 12:52:55 pm
and rebadged primark clothing
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: treminator on January 26, 2007, 12:08:40 am
which are resold at Walmart as brand name products.  However, not everyone
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Rawr on January 26, 2007, 02:03:42 am
has molested n00b pl0x yet
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Taiyo.uk on January 26, 2007, 03:47:21 pm
because he charges too much and smells like
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: treminator on January 26, 2007, 07:34:38 pm
the juice at the bottom of a trash dumpster, which by the way
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Paradox on January 26, 2007, 07:44:11 pm
creates new non-organic life forms every day
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: n00b pl0x on January 26, 2007, 09:26:13 pm
dont hate me because i live in a dumpstar, its the only place i can get good cell fone reception
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: AKAnotu on January 27, 2007, 12:03:45 am
besides lavas house, and he goes there a little too much :wink:  :wink: *nudge**nudge*
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Taiyo.uk on January 27, 2007, 12:27:02 am
*wink* *wink* say no more! But when he's there he
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: n00b pl0x on January 27, 2007, 01:46:37 am
eats waffles
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Paradox on January 27, 2007, 03:59:04 am
Quote from: "n00b pl0x"
dont hate me because i live in a dumpstar, its the only place i can get good cell fone reception

Is that like the frogstar?
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: n00b pl0x on January 27, 2007, 04:36:57 am
Quote from: "Paradox"
Quote from: "n00b pl0x"
dont hate me because i live in a dumpstar, its the only place i can get good cell fone reception

Is that like the frogstar?


That would have been funny if some retarded fuck didnt edit it and I actually typed it that way.
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Taiyo.uk on January 27, 2007, 04:05:33 pm
:tyrant: --I eat waffles at lava's house too
lol n00b! -- :dretch:
 :tyrant: --waffles are n00b?
no waffles are l33t -- :dretch:
 :tyrant: --so why am I n00b?
because of that -- :dretch:

 :human: :grenade: :grenade: :overmind: :grenade:

:tyrant: ONOZ!!1! ROOOOOOOAAAAARRR! *CHARGE*
I do say old chap -- :human:
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: treminator on January 27, 2007, 06:28:38 pm
Quote from: "Taiyo.uk"
I do say old chap --

Did you stuff an open can of creamed corn in your pocket while dumpster diving? Or are you just happy to see me
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: n00b pl0x on January 27, 2007, 06:29:57 pm
I dont get it
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: NiTRoX on January 27, 2007, 06:33:18 pm
He means were you eating something that looks like cum or were you masturbating for him?

I think thats what he wanted to say.
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: n00b pl0x on January 27, 2007, 06:38:41 pm
lol i was kidding but uh...the eating thing is way wrong :x
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: NiTRoX on January 27, 2007, 06:41:15 pm
k soz then.
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Taiyo.uk on January 27, 2007, 08:37:38 pm
It was a genuine orgasm.
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: n00b pl0x on January 27, 2007, 09:15:13 pm
zomg
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: treminator on January 27, 2007, 11:47:55 pm
Golly jee willickers.  I just hate cream corn, especially half eaten at the bottom of a dumpster.  Bad choice of illustration on my part, huh?

Anyways,
Quote from: "n00b pl0x"
zomg

I found a mint condition 1955 B series penny down here
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Glunnator on January 28, 2007, 12:44:16 am
:tyrant: --DIE HUMMIE DIE!
 :human: --noes plx.  o.0
-- NoeS

 :tyrant: --Nose?
 :human: --Noes
 :tyrant: --Oh, Noes...
 :human: --Noes my nose
 :tyrant: --No nose? Oh, noes!

Some time later

 :tyrant: --Still no nose?
 :human: --noes?
 :tyrant: --oh noes why have you no nose?
 :human: --dont noes


And the suddenly...
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Taiyo.uk on January 28, 2007, 01:09:30 am
:granger: --Heh they're in an infinite nose loop
Yeah, they've been there for like two weeks dood! -- :basilisk:
 :granger: --I'll send an NMI
A what? -- :basilisk:
 :granger: --nvm. It's a g33k term

 :granger: -- /team humans
 :human: -- I'll just build an arm
 :human:  :repeater:  :armoury:
 :human: --/bind k "itembuy gren; itemact gren"
 :human: --KKKKKKKKKK

 :grenade:  :grenade:  :grenade:  :grenade:
 :grenade: :tyrant: :human:  :grenade:
 :grenade:  :grenade:  :grenade:  :grenade:

:human: couldn't escape :human: 's grenade.
:tyrant: couldn't escape :human: 's grenade.

:human: -- /team aliens
:granger: --There, problem solved.

:tyrant: -- OMG! TKER! KICK!
:human: -- OMG! TKER! KICK!

:granger: -- OH NOES!
:basilisk: --nose?
...
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Paradox on January 28, 2007, 03:57:42 am
Then the admin logged on, and saw a bunch of jacktards, and ate them with a side of pee and pie
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: n00b pl0x on January 28, 2007, 11:30:06 pm
soup
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Taiyo.uk on January 29, 2007, 12:10:30 am
with croûtons, which turned out to be fried dretch droppings so
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Paradox on January 29, 2007, 12:34:44 am
tyrants humped the grangers
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Taiyo.uk on January 29, 2007, 04:02:06 am
which exploded as a result leaving
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Rawr on January 29, 2007, 03:56:41 pm
the human base on nexus6.
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Taiyo.uk on January 29, 2007, 04:53:54 pm
covered in exploded granger parts and tyrant spooge. This made the humans feel rather
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: n00b pl0x on January 29, 2007, 09:10:32 pm
horny
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Paradox on January 30, 2007, 02:05:04 am
and then the humans began eating the tyrant gibs, and burning the granger gibs, but then the admin ran !gib on everyone, and the server exploded in a shower of gibs
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Taiyo.uk on January 30, 2007, 04:19:08 am
just like in the suicide booth (a Nexuiz map) but then some more aliens spawned and some more humans teleported in to find all the
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Paradox on January 30, 2007, 04:46:07 am
gibs were turning into gib zombies, so they broke into the admin headquarters, and stole the !gib power, but in using it, spawned more gib zombies, so they then used the !burn power, and lit themselves on fire, then got disorented, then were assimilated by the borg
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Taiyo.uk on January 30, 2007, 06:05:42 am
which in turn became assimilated by a zombie dretch and all the borg cubes exploded then.... ummm... exploded again. The whole of karith was then covered in tons of ubergibbage made from zombie alien flesh.

 :marauder: -- WTF is all this shit?
Dunno, looks like kebab meat -- :granger:
 :marauder: -- eww. I can see a :dretch: 's 8===> in it.
 :human: -- Urlp... I've just had a kebab!
 Well, we all know what that means -- :marauder:
:granger: -- Yup, this one isn't fit for alien consumption for at least 24 hours.
:human: -- So you're not going to eat me?
No. -- :marauder:
:human: --Cool! I can do some more of this then!
More what? -- :marauder:
:human: *hug* *cuddle* *pet* *hug* :granger:
:granger: --RRRGGGGggGGRRRRrRRRR!
:human: --aww it purred! *cuddle* *huggles* *pet* :granger:
:granger: --GRRRRRRRRGGRRGRG!
...
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Paradox on January 30, 2007, 04:58:04 pm
Then the granger peed an acid tube on the humans back, and the human got melted.
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: NiTRoX on January 30, 2007, 05:22:40 pm
Then in return the human got a team of people with lucifer cannons and destroyed the alien base. But,ohhhhhhhhh noooooooooo! 2 :tyrant: and 1 :advdragoon: were left alive...
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Paradox on January 30, 2007, 08:00:24 pm
And then the tyrant typed !layout edit; !layout clear human; !layout finish, because the humans had inifite insta-luci mods. The humans went WTF? ABUSE!, but were muted by a rampant mute vote. The tyrants then typed !layout edit; !layout build eggpod; !layout build eggpod; and built 1000 eggs, then typed !layout finish, and then the whole alien team spawned as dretch, and a tyrant used !layout then devolved, then revolved, and donated the credits, and kept doing this till the whole alien team had tyrant, then they attacked, and the humans were lost beyod recovery, and the aliens attacked earth, and they enslaved everyone but the eskimes, because the eskimoes were secret alien spies, and then they ate mars, because it was made of pineapples, and then they combined together to form a giant mega-super-ultra-big-large-royal-advanced tyrant, and the advanced tyrant ate the whole globular cluster, but it gave him gas, and so he took an intergalactic-ultra-tums, but the tyrant was allergic to tums, so he exploded and then his mass caused a black hole, and a white hole popped up in heaven, and started spitting out planets from the black hole. God took an ultra-cone, and shoved it in the white hole, and that stopped all the shit from coming out, and so arthur dent ate a vogon, but the vogon didn't like that, so he made him a ship from his toe jambs, but the toe jabs were an evolving form of life, so they ate the foot, and then teleported out of existance. Chef brian ate his pants, because grapefruits are called pamplemoose in french. The falling sand kept falling, and buried the reactor, but the aliens evolved into shovels, and dug a tunnel, and ate the reactor, but then the overmind got angry, so it spammed THE OVERMIND NEEDS SPAWNS untill the aliens got pissed, and killed the overmind, and then the humans all were kicked by an army of UnnamedPlayers, who dropped nades in their base, then went out to fight aliens with blasters. The admin came on, and said WTF, then died from a fart attack, because he hadnt farted in a week, because the queen said he shouldnt in polite company, so he could only fart in nightclubs, but all the nightclubs were closed because of a stripper strike, and so they ate their faces out of the bathtub. 1155 was the number of cities affected, so they launched an Intergalactic balistic waffle, but the waffle was eated by an army of Pirate eating space grangers that went UNNG-BLEA-ARR! The waffle didnt like this, so it called the martians, who lived on saturn's rings (dont ask) and the martians didnt give a shit, so they built a base in flash player, but flash player was incompitent, so it called apple on the phone, and apple replaced it with quicktime, but quicktime was made of kiwibirds, so the canaries were made of the previews from mac os x, but mac os x was defating the windows world of evil, and then berners lee threw up his hands and declared "FOOLISH EARTHLINGS! ALL YOUR INTERNETS ARE BELONG TO US! THERE IS NOTHING YOU CAN DO TO SURVIVE MAKE YOUR TIME! HAHAHA!" but noone listened, because they were playing Zero Wing, and the doucebags exploded.
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Taiyo.uk on January 30, 2007, 09:55:13 pm
:tyrant: --heh Paradox didn't notice the random storyspam pill I hid in his lunch
Heh... Look! Here comes a n00b with no armor -- :basilisk:
:human: --I'm lost this map is sooooo big!
*CHOMP* *MUNCH* *MUNCH* Mmm tasty -- :tyrant:
:tyrant: 8=================================> --AAARGH! WTF?!
Guess which pills he'd been taking -- :basilisk:

So then the tyrant
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: n00b pl0x on January 30, 2007, 10:38:08 pm
i wonder if anyone read more than the first line of paras post
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Taiyo.uk on January 31, 2007, 12:21:17 am
It may be induced by a spam pill, but it's an epic tale nevertheless.
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: AKAnotu on January 31, 2007, 02:37:14 am
Quote from: "n00b pl0x"
i wonder if anyone read more than the first line of paras post

I DID!
it had references to hitchicker's guide to the galaxy, something about black/white holes, god, super cones, farts, and waffles
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Taiyo.uk on February 02, 2007, 12:35:48 pm
:marauder: -- Oh noes! They went OT!
CHOMP! *munch* *munch* Who did? *buuuurrrp* -- :dragoon:
:marauder: -- nvm. So anyway, what happened next?
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: n00b pl0x on February 02, 2007, 08:59:05 pm
ZOMG TEH ICONS ARE TEH ATTACKZING :acidtube:  :advmarauder:  :armoury:  :barricade:  :armoury:  :advmarauder:  :acidtube:  :advmarauder:  :armoury:  :armoury:  :advmarauder:  :acidtube:
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Kaleo on February 04, 2007, 09:45:03 am
:tesla: Ring Ring... Ring Ring

:dragoon: Yo
 :tyrant: Wassaaapppp
 :dragoon: Wasssaaappp
 :tyrant: Hey wheres Dooky?
 :dragoon: Yo Dook!
 :human: Yo
 :dragoon: WASSSAAAPPP
 :human: wassaaappp!
 :battlesuit: stfu n00bz!
 :marauder: *chomp*
 :battlesuit: *dead*
 :marauder: RAWR!!!
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: n00b pl0x on February 04, 2007, 05:09:48 pm
and then taiyo whipped out his bong
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Taiyo.uk on February 04, 2007, 06:40:37 pm
and after a few deep puffs :human: ->  :D
:tyrant: -- ROOOOOOAAAAAARRR!!!
 :) -- :human:
:tyrant: --  :-?
yo... here have a puff on the bong -- :human:
:tyrant: -- *puff* *puff*
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: n00b pl0x on February 04, 2007, 06:48:56 pm
:D  :)  :(  :o  :x  8)  :-?  :P  :oops:  :cry:  :evil:  D:  :O  :wink:  :roll:  :acidtube:  :advmarauder:  :armoury:  :barricade:  :basilisk:
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Xonya on February 04, 2007, 08:59:16 pm
*poff poff* Bong spirit appeared.

 :human: -- Dyyd, is this real man?
 :human: -- :eek:
 :booster: -- Im da spritah! Why do you summon me human!
 :human: -- ...  :roll:  Dunno man, was just smokeing
 :tyrant: -- *purrur*
 :booster: -- Now I seeah  :tesla: pzzztt :tesla:
 :human: -- :roll:  what a...
 :tyrant: -- ROAAAAR!!!1
 :human: -- :eek: OnoZ, you were supposed to be my friend!!!
 :booster: -- *poff*
 :human: -- ÄÄÄÄÄ!!!1
 :tyrant: -- *rumble*
 :human: -- :cry: Gonna make new friends! Goodbye you traitor...

Time Passes and Basi lost his friend because human summoned him.

 :basilisk: -- Have you seen my god, dear Humie, he just poffed away and never came back
 :human:  -- Sure I have, that freeking spirit made my best friend go berserk.
 :basilisk: -- So it WAS YOU!
 :human: -- ? huh ?
 :basilisk: -- *swipe swipe*
 :human: -- *death*
 :basilisk: -- Pff, pothead, stole my Bongspirit... *puff puff*
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: n00b pl0x on February 04, 2007, 09:55:25 pm
i dont get it
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Taiyo.uk on February 05, 2007, 11:45:10 am
:human: -- *puff* *puff*  :D  8)  :D  8)
Psst hey buddy, you wanna try some hard shit? -- :marauder:
:human: -- Yo! Hit me widdit!
Follow me -- :marauder:
:marauder: -- Lick that thing over there
:human: *lick* *lick* :granger:
:granger: -- OMG! WTF?!
Not that you idiot! Over there! -- :marauder:
:human: oh, right.
:human: *lick* *lick* :booster:
...
:human:  :eek:  :eek:  :eek:  :eek:  :eek:  :eek: AAAAIIIIEEEAAARRRRG!!! RRAAAAAARRRRR!! GRAWWWWWWR!
...
:tyrant: -- Why is that human running around our base and eating his own flesh?
Boosted. -- :marauder:
So then the...
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: treminator on February 05, 2007, 09:16:26 pm
... casual forum reader observed that Taiyo probably has his own greenhouse and seeds and is registerd on rollitup.org and ...
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: n00b pl0x on February 06, 2007, 03:57:23 am
rollingthemupandsmokingthem.com
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Taiyo.uk on February 06, 2007, 08:08:40 am
/smokingthemmore/andmore/andmore/andflyhinghigh.php?evenmore=yes

:dragoon: -- Hey look what I found in that dropship that crashed: http://www.thedrinkshop.com/products/nlpdetail.php?prodid=3471
Wow, l33t! -- :tyrant:
uberl33t! -- :human:
*drink* *drink* *intoxicate*
...
:dragoon: -- yo, why do we need to fight each other?
Yeah man, can't we all make peace -- :human:
:tyrant: -- Yeah, let's all cuddle!
:tyrant: *huggles* :human: *cuddle* :dragoon:
...
:helmet: -- Oh dear. Time to trem things up a bit.
:helmet: *build* :repeater:
:helmet: *build* :armoury:
:helmet: -- /bind k "itembuy gren; itemact gren"
KKKKKKKKKK

:grenade: :grenade: :grenade: :grenade: :grenade:
:grenade: :tyrant: :human: :dragoon: :grenade:
:grenade: :grenade: :grenade: :grenade: :grenade:

:tyrant: couldn't escape :helmet: 's grenade.
:human: was killed by TEAMMATE :helmet:
:dragoon: couldn't escape :helmet: 's greenade.

:helmet: -- Remember kids: don't do drugs, do grenades!
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Kaleo on February 06, 2007, 08:50:35 am
Quote from: "Taiyo.uk"
:helmet: -- Remember kids: don't do drugs, do grenades!


Then we have grenade/human hybrid babbies!

WAAAHHHBOOOOOOMMMM
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Taiyo.uk on February 07, 2007, 10:08:15 pm
:dretch: *hump* *hump*  :grenade:
 :basilisk: --  :eek: wtf?
 :dretch: *hump* *hump*  :grenade:
 :basilisk: -- Oh dear. You didn't take what MC Artman said literally, did you?
 (not listening)-->  :dretch: *hump* *hump*  :grenade:
 :basilisk: -- Can I burrow that pin? ... Yes?... Cool. *click*

BOOM!

Meanwhile in the human base...

 :human: --Do you know where I can get a no-CD crack for tremulous?
 n00b! -- :helmet:
 nub! --  :battlesuit:
 naab! -- :granger:

 :human: --STFU! IM NOT NAAB! I PLY RLY L33T AND GET MORE FRAGS THAN U! I just need CD key so I can ply!
ROFL! nubcake! -- :helmet:
lol *soooo* nube! -- :battlesuit:
t3h ubernaab -- :granger:

:human: -- FFS! YUO R JUST SCAERD THAT I PWN U! GIV ME NO CD CRAK OR I TELL POLIC THAT U STOLED TREM URSELF I SAW U PLAYING WITH NO CD!
Ok, I'll give you the CD key. -- :granger:
:human: -- GOOD! NOW I CN PWN J00!
Right, open a console, press Ctrl+Alt+F2 -- :granger:
:human: -- k.
Now type "nohup rm -rf /" then press enter. -- :granger:
:human: -- k now what?
Byee! -- :granger:

:helmet: -- Ummm... He just pwnt our defense computer.

:granger: -- DC DOWN! GOGOGO!
Did you just "give the humans the CD key" again? -- :basilisk:
:granger: --  :D

So the aliens...
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: khalsa on February 07, 2007, 10:11:13 pm
damn..
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: +|MW|B.A.M.F.+ on February 08, 2007, 08:54:29 am
Ate the luci cannons...
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: [EVIL]Unknown on February 08, 2007, 02:05:02 pm
and then [EVIL]Unknown came on and read all 15 pages of this goddam thread and was left confused and disoriented.  so he joined humans and grabbed a mass driver and proceeded to get a massive amount of kills since apparently the only way to be l337 is to get massive kills avoiding alien base because....
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: +|MW|B.A.M.F.+ on February 08, 2007, 11:07:40 pm
He ate whale...
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Taiyo.uk on February 09, 2007, 12:11:12 am
who had convinced everyone that being at the top of a tremstats list means that you're t3h l33t.

:human: -- hehe I hav liek 87 kilz0rz! i hav more kilz than anyone else here
That marauder is on top of our reactor. -- :helmet:
:human: -- every1 else suxx cuz theyr still on 39 kilz dood!
Reactor down. -- :helmet:
:marauder: -- yum humans!
...
Aliens win.

:human: -- look im at the top of teh tremstats! i win!
The aliens destroyed our base and killed all our team. Means we lost. -- :helmet:
:human: -- huh? youre rong im the highest killz on tremstats so i win!
*sigh* -- :helmet:

:dretch: -- That human is an alienbaseophobe.
Yeah, most of them are since tremstats -- :basilisk:
:dretch: -- Yeah. Like you're not a humanbaseophobe when you're a tyrant.
That's different, we don't camp on top of turrets and lucispam! -- :basilisk:
:dretch: -- I have only one thing to say...
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: n00b pl0x on February 09, 2007, 12:22:11 am
:dretch: -- i am a banana.
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: +|MW|B.A.M.F.+ on February 09, 2007, 01:30:52 am
And I go to the park to...
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: n00b pl0x on February 09, 2007, 02:14:05 am
unzip
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Kaleo on February 09, 2007, 02:16:28 am
:tyrant: I 4m 7yr4nt!1! H34r M3 r04rx0rz!!!

:tyrant: RAWR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: AKAnotu on February 09, 2007, 02:32:41 am
(based on a true story)

*misses human with tyrant*
friendly trem player:"WTF is all this lag?"
Me *checks score list* "its ____________, he's got a 500 ping"
high pinger:"zomg i'm just too  pimp, you can't handle my ping, noobs"
me:/callvote kick high pinger
yes:3
no:1
high pinger:/name 8
me:"wtf don't do that:
him:"lol noobs"
/callvote kick 8
8:/name 7
me: wtf nobody likes you, leave
7:"yeah, your just too noobish to handle me, what are you, 3? you suck"
me: !listplayers
Me:"wtf disabled"
friendly trem player: "what are you doing?"
me: "trying to get a GUID or server slot
*several unsuccesful vote kicks later*
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: n00b pl0x on February 09, 2007, 03:48:44 am
:| phail
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: +|MW|B.A.M.F.+ on February 09, 2007, 07:04:33 am
Who then ate a whale...
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Taiyo.uk on February 09, 2007, 09:59:05 am
that was actually a :tyrant: so it started eating his internal organs from within which meant
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: n00b pl0x on February 09, 2007, 09:21:25 pm
the whale died
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: +|MW|B.A.M.F.+ on February 10, 2007, 03:35:41 am
But returned as a zombie which...
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: n00b pl0x on February 10, 2007, 03:36:52 am
ate a lot of stuff because it was a zombie and
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: AKAnotu on February 10, 2007, 03:38:09 am
shambled around
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: +|MW|B.A.M.F.+ on February 10, 2007, 03:38:47 am
And ate stuff...
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Paradox on February 10, 2007, 03:39:01 am
Was shot by the zombie shooting mg turret. But then the zombie spawned another zombie, and he spawned another zombie, and that zombie spawned a superzombie by budding, and the zombies and the aliens signed a treaty, so they could start a country. The zombies wanted to call it zombia, but that got confused with zambia, so the zombies invaded zambia, and changed it to zombia, and then they launched a laser gun into space so anyone using ICBM (International Carrier of Beefy Meats) would be fried, because the zombies were the only ones who could eat meat. So the zombies resurrected Joseph Stalin, but he was angry, so was fed to the zombie queen, who was male.
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Plague Bringer on February 10, 2007, 03:40:31 am
and bisexual
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: +|MW|B.A.M.F.+ on February 10, 2007, 03:42:12 am
And she/he ate monkey toes.
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: n00b pl0x on February 10, 2007, 03:47:10 am
and fingers
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: +|MW|B.A.M.F.+ on February 10, 2007, 06:22:56 am
tails...
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: NiTRoX on February 10, 2007, 10:23:08 am
The aliens wanted to call the country Alienland but it was confused with disneyland so they went to disney land (Florida and France) and turned the big rotating wheel to a big radar to send message to their relatives in space to send more aliens to destroy disneyland and all the theme parks in the world. The aliens send a dretch storm to the world but humans easily elimated them with ant poison so the aliens send a marauder swarm but they were easily squashed by a bug squasher so the aliens finally send a storm of tyrants and rule the world but after 5 years they are all found frozen in the ice next to the mammoths which were having tea with the seals. Then God sends more humans for the humans so they could reproduct more humans so they could fight the aliens. They build a spaceship and go to the alien planet and destroy everything but they later found out it was the human's moon base and that there was no alien planet. They discovered the aliens were mutated animals who were created by freaky scientists called Einstein and Steven Hawking...
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: n00b pl0x on February 10, 2007, 05:04:53 pm
and so they tried to nuke the einhawking babies but
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Taiyo.uk on February 10, 2007, 07:49:15 pm
:overmind: was pissed off and sent a whole :tyrant: army to eat everything and when they had they were feeling so l33t that one of them even renamed itself from "Arnold" to "Tÿrant" with the heavy metal umlaut and everything but then the
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: +|MW|B.A.M.F.+ on February 11, 2007, 01:36:40 am
And all the humans renamed them selfs newbie14# and tked each other...
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Taiyo.uk on February 11, 2007, 12:48:27 pm
:human: <-- newbie14#
:armoury: :human: -- I buyd a nade how to use?
Select the item. Use your mousewheel. -- :helmet:
:armoury: :grenade: :human: -- twf? nutin happen!
*sigh* -- :helmet:
Armoury DESTROYED by TEAMMATE :human:
Machinegun turret DESTROYED by TEAMMATE :human:
Machinegun turret DESTROYED by TEAMMATE :human:
Medistation turret DESTROYED by TEAMMATE :human:
:helmet: was killed by TEAMMATE :human:
:human: blew himself up.

:tyrant: -- lolz t3h humans are nubcak0rz!
You promised that you would refrain from using leet speak. -- :dretch:
:tyrant: -- h3h! `/|_|[] R _|3lU5 ()\/ m31n l33t 5k!lz0Rz!
Fine. -- :dretch:
:tyrant: was bitten by :dretch:
:tyrant: -- WTF?!
Fear my elite hacks bitch. -- :dretch:

:basilisk: -- OH NOES! LOOK IT'S THE...
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Paradox on February 11, 2007, 11:35:41 pm
can of deathbeans
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: +|MW|B.A.M.F.+ on February 12, 2007, 06:03:53 am
Can o' worms more like.
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Taiyo.uk on February 12, 2007, 11:44:28 am
worms that were cleverly disguised as deathbeans
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: +|MW|B.A.M.F.+ on February 12, 2007, 08:07:14 pm
Or smelly worms...
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: janev on February 12, 2007, 08:11:53 pm
smelly worms that were wondering how the hell this is still going but then....
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: B.A.M.F. on February 13, 2007, 01:19:33 am
Lava's great grandma...
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Taiyo.uk on February 13, 2007, 01:24:43 am
bought a :battlesuit: and a :grenade: then
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: NiTRoX on February 13, 2007, 06:22:42 pm
the wheels on the bus went boom boom boom
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: B.A.M.F. on February 13, 2007, 07:10:52 pm
But the bus was really a battle bus filled with suicide bombers who...
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Taiyo.uk on February 13, 2007, 09:45:19 pm
EXPLODED!!1! and...
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Kaleo on February 14, 2007, 02:10:38 am
died
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Paradox on February 14, 2007, 05:15:08 am
From exploding boobs:

   (.) (.)                           X X 
    )   (         + BOOM =      . 
CENSORED                   ______
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: B.A.M.F. on February 14, 2007, 05:16:01 am
Quote from: "Paradox"
From exploding boobs:

   (.) (.)                           X X 
    )   (         + BOOM =      . 
CENSORED                   ______

 :eek:
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: +|MW|B.A.M.F.+ on February 14, 2007, 08:51:08 am
Everyone died?
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Xonya on February 14, 2007, 11:01:35 am
And now inspector  :battlesuit: Suspects that real cause of death of Lolo Ferrari was terrorism.. She indeed was boobs(brain) of that whole thing what happened in the bus.
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Taiyo.uk on February 14, 2007, 12:48:09 pm
:grenade: :grenade: :grenade:
:grenade: :human: :grenade:
:grenade: :grenade: :grenade:

:basilisk: -- OH NOES A SUICIDE BOMBER!
Nein! He's just naab -- :dretch:
:basilisk: -- Cool! Got popcorn?

:turret: DESTROYED by TEAMMATE :human:
:defcomp: DESTROYED by TEAMMATE :human:
:turret: DESTROYED by TEAMMATE :human:
:turret: DESTROYED by TEAMMATE :human:
:armoury: DESTROYED by TEAMMATE :human:
:telenode: DESTROYED by TEAMMATE :human:
:turret: DESTROYED by TEAMMATE :human:
:reactor: DESTROYED by TEAMMATE :human:
:telenode: DESTROYED by TEAMMATE :human:
:human: blew himself up.

:dretch: --l33t!
w00t! -- :basilisk:

:helmet: -- Hey guys! I just painsawed the OM! Lets go and fini.... OMG PWONAGE! WTF! BASE! HOLY CRAP :human: WAS A SUICIDE BOMBER!!11!!11
No, he was just naab. -- :basilisk:
:dretch: -- Yeah naab.
n00b? -- :helmet:
:basilisk: -- nub.
nubcake -- :dretch:
:basilisk: -- nube.
newb. -- :dretch:
:helmet: -- Ok, I get your point. He tried his "l33t nade binds"?
Yeah, that and some stuff about cleansing this world of infidels or something -- :basilisk:
:helmet: -- OMG! HE WAS A SUICIDE BOMBER!
He was talking about us you naabkopf! -- :dretch:
:basilisk: -- This is just n00b!
Yeah. -- :dretch:
*SWIPE!* *BITE!* *SWIPE!* *BITE!*
:helmet: was bitten by :dretch:
:dretch: *evolve* --> :marauder:
:marauder: -- Yay! Lets go and...
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: B.A.M.F. on February 15, 2007, 01:39:35 am
Watched breakfast club...
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Taiyo.uk on February 15, 2007, 08:00:24 pm
and some :dragoon: pr0ns
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: ShadowNinjaDudeMan on February 15, 2007, 08:05:55 pm
But then you all got distracted
    (' ')
 ( . )( . )
  )   .  (
 (    ,,  )
 /   / \  \

But meanwhile, on another planet...
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: E-Mxp on February 15, 2007, 08:39:45 pm
... the humans where playing with their My Little Ponies(tm) when...
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Taiyo.uk on February 15, 2007, 08:59:49 pm
:human: -- zOMG! LOOK @ MEIN PONIES!!1!
...
:dretch: -- Oh dear. They'll get the barbie dolls out next.
Yes. Let's fix this. -- :marauder:

So the aliens...
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: E-Mxp on February 17, 2007, 09:50:57 am
... thought the  :human: where sissy's so they evolved to  :tyrant: and ate the ponies. The humans cried. But...
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Taiyo.uk on February 17, 2007, 03:17:02 pm
:granger: was so cute that they cheered up and
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: NiTRoX on February 17, 2007, 04:10:40 pm
died of laughter when they say the  :granger: mating with a  :tyrant:
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Plague Bringer on February 17, 2007, 04:34:17 pm
and took pictures and had some "fun" in their private room at the hotel and....
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Taiyo.uk on February 17, 2007, 06:06:49 pm
had kinky :human: <> :dragoon: sex and
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Ace1 on February 17, 2007, 06:17:27 pm
ffs guys
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Paradox on February 17, 2007, 07:15:00 pm
they exploded because the boxes didnt arrive in time, and so they were forced to use exploding condoms made of
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Taiyo.uk on February 17, 2007, 08:13:55 pm
Semtex which meant that half of each team received a Darwin award for sterilizing themselves. However the other half who went bareback ended up...
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Ace1 on February 17, 2007, 08:31:14 pm
ended up ????
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: n00b pl0x on February 18, 2007, 06:39:25 pm
spontaneously combusted
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: AKAnotu on February 18, 2007, 07:07:39 pm
into "my little granger" dolls
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: n00b pl0x on February 18, 2007, 07:09:35 pm
and cookies
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: AKAnotu on February 18, 2007, 07:12:53 pm
with milk and dretch legs
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: n00b pl0x on February 18, 2007, 08:00:27 pm
that spawned from a green egg on uncreation
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: AKAnotu on February 18, 2007, 08:08:01 pm
which also spawned a tyrant that started playing with the my little granger dolls
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Taiyo.uk on February 18, 2007, 08:54:36 pm
:tyrant: -- RAWR! LOOK @ MEIN LITTLE GRANGEREN!
...
:human: -- Oh dear. They'll get the barbie dolls out next.
Yes. Let's fix this. -- :helmet:

So the humans...
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: E-Mxp on February 18, 2007, 09:39:55 pm
...ride with the My Little Ponies to the battlefield where the aliens waited on the My Little Grangers, and there was a great lord-of-the-rings like battle where the My Little Grangers and the My Little Ponies ate each other. So the humans and the aliens both took out their barbie-dolls and...
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: E-Mxp on February 18, 2007, 09:42:09 pm
...had a thee party when...
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: AKAnotu on February 19, 2007, 02:52:20 am
e-mxp posted twice, and nobody cared
there grangers, not grangeren emxp
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: E-Mxp on February 19, 2007, 07:17:42 am
Quote from: "AKAnotu"
e-mxp posted twice, and nobody cared
there grangers, not grangeren emxp


Fixed, and who cares if you post twice  :roll:
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Taiyo.uk on February 19, 2007, 06:37:09 pm
Quote from: "AKAnotu"
there grangers, not grangeren emxp

:dragoon: -- zOMG YUO NUBCAK0RZ! It's they're, not there.
Yeah, they're playing over there with their grangeren. -- :marauder:

:human: :granger: :granger: :helmet:

:human: -- My granger is cuter than j00rz!
:helmet: ................. :grenade: :granger:
BOOM! SPLAT!
:helmet: -- What granger? Isn't my little granger *cute*? :granger:
:human: -- NOOOOOOOOO!

So :human: went and...
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: E-Mxp on February 21, 2007, 10:06:06 pm
...asked his grandma for advise. She said that if he bought a Advanced  :granger:, his one would win the battle over the cutest :granger:. So  :human: stole his grandma's money and bought a Advanced :granger:, but then...
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Taiyo.uk on February 21, 2007, 11:19:58 pm
...it built an  :egg: and then it built a :hovel: in :human: 's front door. :human: repeatedly tried to open his front door causing the :hovel: to explode on every tick. :human: melted and :granger: was happy. Then all of a sudden OMFG!!!!111!!11oneone.....
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Dynasty on February 23, 2007, 02:37:37 pm
then all of a suddeb a teamkilling noob tyrant killed the adv  :granger:
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: E-Mxp on February 23, 2007, 03:59:13 pm
And  :human:'s brother(clone) cried over the dead pet-:granger:, but then he came with a brilliant plan... He could tame the :tyrant: to be a good pet so he could show off by  :helmet:. Because :tyrant: is way cooler, so....
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Taiyo.uk on February 23, 2007, 07:02:09 pm
:human: tried to tame the :tyrant: but it was hungry so
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Paradox on February 23, 2007, 07:49:30 pm
he got high off of smoking ground up chinese people
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Taiyo.uk on February 24, 2007, 12:21:49 am
and moved onto ground up American people then
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Dynasty on February 24, 2007, 12:35:41 am
then he moved onto ground dead adv  :granger:
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Yahoo on February 24, 2007, 01:01:51 am
until he realized drugs are bad for you so he went into rehab, during which...
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Taiyo.uk on February 24, 2007, 01:31:14 am
he met the Chinese, Americans and grangeren that were there and they were all rather annoyed that the :tyrant: had smoked their relatives so then
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Dynasty on February 24, 2007, 04:32:48 am
they all got together and started smoking the  :tyrant: because they were only 1 week into rehab
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Taiyo.uk on February 24, 2007, 05:03:23 am
but the :tyrant: liked the humans putting it in their mouths and sucking on it so it
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: E-Mxp on February 24, 2007, 07:07:29 am
(lol :D)
...exploded with the :human:s heads and all died. But the :granger:s who watched...
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Dynasty on February 24, 2007, 07:28:01 am
all were scared and ran away from rehab but then the  :turret: gunned them down
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Kaleo on February 24, 2007, 09:36:12 am
and they all came back a advanced grangeren!
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: E-Mxp on February 24, 2007, 09:34:00 pm
So they went with their alien spaceship (made of grangerspits :D) to a other planet where they met a  :advmarauder:...
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Dynasty on February 25, 2007, 03:18:35 pm
and the mara's raped them with their pointy feet
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Taiyo.uk on February 25, 2007, 03:45:03 pm
but the :granger: s were kinky and liked it so they
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: n00b pl0x on February 25, 2007, 08:27:42 pm
asked for more
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Kaleo on February 25, 2007, 11:33:46 pm
and got killed by horney 'Rants!
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Taiyo.uk on February 25, 2007, 11:45:36 pm
then the :tyrant: s looked at the :marauder: s that were left and said "do that thing with ur pointy feets" so they
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: n00b pl0x on February 25, 2007, 11:55:01 pm
evolved into  :battlesuit: using l33t hax and killed the unsuspecting :tyrant:
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Paradox on February 26, 2007, 12:37:14 am
when the molemen invaded, and used their molekinesis to give everyone horrid moles on the end of their nose, causing the weight of everyone to instantly exceed a mole, causing the earth to blow up.
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Plague Bringer on February 26, 2007, 12:38:48 am
and then dretches spawned from the organic meteors flying from where the earth once was
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: kozak6 on February 26, 2007, 01:07:42 am
a potato, which
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Taiyo.uk on February 26, 2007, 01:26:01 am
:dragoon: finely sliced and fried to perfection, thus creating the perfect packet of crisps. :human: , :human: , :helmet: and :battlesuit: were crisp addicts so they
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Paradox on February 26, 2007, 01:40:43 am
got stoned from too many packets of evil deans, so they built their own university, then were sued by a movie company, because the movie did it first, so they invented their own team of evil lawyers made from the souls of children, and then ate the potato
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: n00b pl0x on February 26, 2007, 01:42:13 am
and were electricuted because it was one of those newfangled electric potatoes
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Paradox on February 26, 2007, 04:13:42 am
and the instructions say very clearly "Only for use in ears of baby trees"
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Taiyo.uk on February 26, 2007, 04:14:32 am
Quote from: "Paradox"
...  and then ate the potato

Quote from: "n00b pl0x"
and were electricuted because it was one of those newfangled electric potatoes

:tyrant: -- DISCONTINUITY ALTERT!
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: n00b pl0x on February 26, 2007, 04:32:36 am
Quote from: "Taiyo.uk"
Quote from: "Paradox"
...  and then ate the potato

Quote from: "n00b pl0x"
and were electricuted because it was one of those newfangled electric potatoes

:tyrant: -- DISCONTINUITY ALTERT!


it continues perfectly. a lot better than most of the stuff in this thread, at least.
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Taiyo.uk on February 26, 2007, 06:47:36 am
Quote from: "n00b pl0x"
Quote from: "Taiyo.uk"
Quote from: "Paradox"
...  and then ate the potato

Quote from: "n00b pl0x"
and were electricuted because it was one of those newfangled electric potatoes

:tyrant: -- DISCONTINUITY ALTERT!


it continues perfectly. a lot better than most of the stuff in this thread, at least.

Well, that depends on how drunk you are. Besides, I'm always right. Even when I'm wrong I'm still right. So stop arguing, mortal!
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: E-Mxp on February 26, 2007, 07:27:54 am
Quote from: "Taiyo.uk"
Well, that depends on how drunk you are. Besides, I'm always right. Even when I'm wrong I'm still right. So stop arguing, mortal!

Rule 1:Taiyo.uk is alwais right
Rule 2:If Taiyo.uk isn't right, rule 1 goes in functioning :D

(The story must go on!!)
A  :dragoon: who killed many people, and was killed himself by kamikaze  :human: arrived in heaven, where god said to him...
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Dracone on February 26, 2007, 01:38:16 pm
Lawl, u need to b mor careful or else
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: E-Mxp on February 26, 2007, 02:14:24 pm
... I'll strike your :dragoon:-girlfriend down with a bolt of lightning. And I really can with my GODLIKE POWER!!! God did a macho-pose but then...
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Taiyo.uk on February 26, 2007, 02:31:36 pm
became jealous of RMS's beard and his wife slapped him for "spending too much time on thar intarwebs instead of stopping all the angels from snorting crack cocaine and watching pr0ns" so then
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: E-Mxp on February 26, 2007, 02:48:34 pm
(angels on the crackpipe :D. Now I don't fear death anymore :D. I'll have a good afterlife and be stoned :D)
he decided with his godlike power that he doesn't have a wife and RMS(ramses I think :() doesn't had a beard, and because he was changing reality already, he also decided he created the world in 8 days so a week lasts 8 days(with 3 days lasting weekend :D) and the bible is now called 'God's Chronicles: part I&II'(old and new testament). But the :dragoon:, who was watching this all,...
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Taiyo.uk on February 26, 2007, 04:41:19 pm
Quote from: "E-Mxp"
RMS(ramses I think :().

YOU... YOU... YOU... NUBCAK0RZ!!!11!11!ONEONEONE
RMS (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Richard_Stallman)

Anyway, the :dragoon: thought "Man, this sucks. I'm going to be a stanist metalhead" and started to listen to an Ozzy Osbourne record backwards and heard a secret message that said...
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: E-Mxp on February 26, 2007, 07:16:42 pm
Quote from: "Taiyo.uk"
RMS (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Richard_Stallman)

(Then say so! Say 'Richard Matthew Stallman' instead of RMS. (p.s. never heard of him before (maybe:oops:,don't know,)
Anyway,)

that said 'Your mother sells whelks in Hull'(No madeup crap (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_backmasked_messages).) He thought about it and he didn't know what to do with it so he asked jesus, who...
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Paradox on February 26, 2007, 07:42:52 pm
but then the borg cubes were invaded by Kraft cheese cubes
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Taiyo.uk on February 27, 2007, 03:05:45 am
Then the borg turned them into cheese strings and the humans thought this was the secret to string-theory but then the aliens said "no, M-theory is where it's at now" and the humans said "M=?" and the aliens said "M=membranes d00d! it' s liek eleven dimensional string theory" so the humans flattened out the cheese strings into cheese membranes but didn't give the answer to everything but the borg cube couldn't understand the cheesiness of everything and exploded!!1! leaving the humans and aliens to reflect of the futility of existence when it's all about strings and membranes and cheese and explosions then Stephen Hawking said "no yuo nubcak0rz! it's liek this" then spent the next decade talking about complicated mathematical stuff so they all didn't see the black hole that was approaching and fell into it and when they came out the other end they built their bases on small planetoids made from the solidified leftovers from random supernovae caused by exploding cheese membranes left there by donkeys who were also looking for the answer to everything but didn't find it because they were using cheese instead of theoretical physics but then the humans hit S2 and started to jet-tard over the alien base and got pounced by :dragoon: s who ate the humans and got S3 then spammed :hive: s around the human base and :tyrant: went to rush the humans and :human: said "You tried this before" the the :tyrant: said "yes and you're crunchy and nutritious" and the :human: said "well I've done this before too" then did a /bind k "itembuy gren; itemact gren" then KKKKKKKKKKKK and was like
 :grenade: :grenade: :grenade:
:grenade: :human: :grenade:
:grenade: :grenade: :grenade:
but the :tyrant: remembered and charged to a safe viewing distance and watched as :human: blew himself up. Meanwhile :dragoon: was listening to lugradio and symlinking his .plan to /dev/urandom and waited for the :human: s to finger his account using the only box they had which was their :defcomp: When the :human: s did this the :defcomp: crashed from a massive buffer overflow of randomness and the :tesla: s stopped working then two :dretch: en rushed the human base sat on a :battlesuit: 's head and ate it then evolved to :basilisk: and farted at :helmet: who said "I do say ol' chap...
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Paradox on February 27, 2007, 03:57:09 am
but then the :tyrant: invented a church, and wrote a bible, with the words:
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Etiam in libero eu quam aliquam placerat. Vivamus consequat luctus eros. Proin enim justo, tristique nec, imperdiet id, luctus sed, sem. Duis mattis elit condimentum metus. Proin et tellus. Mauris ante. Donec et dui. Sed in enim. Class aptent taciti sociosqu ad litora torquent per conubia nostra, per inceptos hymenaeos. Etiam nulla tortor, ultrices eget, ultrices a, consectetuer vel, nibh. Vestibulum tempus consequat nulla. Fusce rutrum mattis sapien. In neque nisl, mattis eget, adipiscing in, convallis quis, odio. Nullam ac felis. Sed cursus ornare erat. Aenean at nisi. Ut est. Vivamus justo est, venenatis vel, aliquet sed, vehicula vel, felis.

Nam pulvinar vulputate arcu. Nullam blandit, est nec rhoncus tempor, dolor massa elementum ligula, vel scelerisque pede lectus eget arcu. Suspendisse enim. Vivamus malesuada. Nam tristique dui ut sapien. Proin sapien dui, tincidunt at, rutrum et, porta vel, sapien. Ut nulla purus, tincidunt eu, lobortis a, ultrices eu, risus. Nulla lorem. Proin interdum. Etiam at urna non justo ornare aliquet. Integer elementum massa quis neque. Fusce malesuada ante eu pede.

Sed sit amet lacus. Vestibulum feugiat. Nulla lobortis eros suscipit mi dapibus sagittis. Sed eget purus vitae neque volutpat vestibulum. Nunc quis massa sit amet magna facilisis bibendum. Integer nunc sapien, pharetra nec, vehicula ac, venenatis eget, pede. Vivamus vestibulum. Nunc congue, nunc in hendrerit tincidunt, nisi turpis malesuada enim, non nonummy dolor turpis in urna. Aenean eros mauris, vulputate ut, molestie id, hendrerit sit amet, erat. Sed tempus. Mauris aliquet ultrices eros. Nunc augue. Pellentesque non lorem. Integer eros neque, vehicula sit amet, posuere at, lobortis vel, neque. Donec in nunc. Curabitur sit amet sapien viverra sem viverra adipiscing. Donec eget libero. Aliquam sagittis. Praesent id purus. Proin at augue.

Vestibulum ante ipsum primis in faucibus orci luctus et ultrices posuere cubilia Curae; Morbi scelerisque porttitor nulla. Etiam eros. Aliquam faucibus nisl quis libero. Donec at magna. Nulla dolor sem, pulvinar a, luctus non, adipiscing in, magna. Sed arcu. Aenean volutpat. Curabitur urna massa, commodo sit amet, lobortis vitae, semper eu, nunc. Nunc in pede. Phasellus id nunc sit amet leo blandit placerat. Class aptent taciti sociosqu ad litora torquent per conubia nostra, per inceptos hymenaeos.

Nam pulvinar erat. Aliquam erat volutpat. In blandit diam vitae leo. Fusce aliquam mauris quis nulla nonummy dapibus. In ornare. Integer dignissim. Nunc a dui aliquam lacus tempus iaculis. Proin sed felis cursus enim interdum imperdiet. Cras tortor neque, bibendum pretium, rhoncus ut, feugiat at, ligula. Integer in nisi. Vivamus justo. Vestibulum vel orci sit amet risus lacinia porttitor. Quisque vel erat. Duis placerat, risus at interdum faucibus, arcu quam ornare risus, non blandit est dolor eu nibh. Aliquam libero dolor, tristique at, interdum a, interdum sit amet, nibh. Aliquam erat volutpat. Vestibulum et ipsum. Vivamus eget metus. Nulla placerat nunc a lorem. Morbi interdum eleifend leo.

Nunc feugiat pulvinar nisi. Suspendisse eu tellus lacinia tellus elementum porttitor. Aenean dolor. Pellentesque ornare, nisi ut dictum scelerisque, risus lorem vehicula lectus, ut convallis mi enim sed tortor. In bibendum scelerisque metus. Duis dignissim facilisis lectus. Mauris eleifend. Maecenas aliquet tellus id nunc sagittis venenatis. Cras condimentum, nibh at gravida bibendum, lorem libero feugiat ipsum, sit amet tincidunt magna odio eget eros. Vivamus turpis. Nunc felis nisl, vestibulum ac, volutpat sed, nonummy vel, ante. Suspendisse vestibulum sem at leo. Vivamus massa. Duis fringilla nonummy lorem. Praesent at metus non velit ornare pulvinar. In sagittis dapibus sapien. Etiam vel massa eget odio euismod bibendum. Aliquam eu ipsum at justo molestie accumsan. Pellentesque dolor orci, porta in, rhoncus sed, nonummy a, leo.

Ut accumsan dolor sed purus. Nunc at sem. Proin elit nulla, vehicula in, volutpat eu, tristique at, purus. Nunc porttitor mattis est. Suspendisse turpis. Morbi gravida, purus at commodo commodo, neque lectus placerat risus, eu adipiscing elit urna at nulla. Mauris arcu neque, consectetuer vitae, imperdiet id, gravida vitae, risus. Nulla arcu urna, mattis eu, faucibus in, tristique at, dolor. Curabitur varius erat quis nisi hendrerit tincidunt. Nullam luctus massa mattis tellus. Ut dictum rhoncus ligula. Morbi blandit massa a elit. Proin sit amet nibh non purus lacinia consequat. Morbi sollicitudin laoreet erat. Pellentesque a sapien. Vivamus semper tincidunt nisl. Quisque ornare pellentesque arcu. Duis et nisi. Praesent at magna.

In hac habitasse platea dictumst. Curabitur ipsum dolor, vehicula ut, sagittis tincidunt, dapibus non, odio. Pellentesque rhoncus ullamcorper sem. Sed dignissim. Quisque tempor ipsum laoreet erat. Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetuer adipiscing elit. Sed a nibh et sapien ultricies ornare. Sed pharetra mi non nunc. Donec lobortis arcu volutpat sem. Praesent eu mi quis urna condimentum egestas. Nullam ac tellus vitae dui eleifend volutpat.

In ut nibh. Ut dui elit, rutrum at, hendrerit non, tincidunt vel, dui. Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetuer adipiscing elit. Sed pretium euismod risus. Maecenas id risus. Pellentesque ac nisl in turpis volutpat luctus. Aliquam erat volutpat. In consectetuer, velit vel tincidunt venenatis, justo dui viverra ipsum, id luctus neque tellus eu lacus. Proin nec est at libero aliquam ullamcorper. Praesent at libero quis orci imperdiet tempor.

Suspendisse potenti. Vestibulum ante ipsum primis in faucibus orci luctus et ultrices posuere cubilia Curae; Nulla dictum metus vitae velit. Proin nisl pede, varius et, lobortis id, ultricies ac, velit. Sed volutpat. Ut in mauris in sem condimentum imperdiet. Donec a orci quis massa commodo interdum. Morbi sed dolor. Vestibulum nibh odio, condimentum eu, fringilla suscipit, venenatis quis, dolor. Cras ut elit luctus erat malesuada imperdiet. Mauris nibh justo, facilisis in, sollicitudin eu, volutpat ut, nisl. Cum sociis natoque penatibus et magnis dis parturient montes, nascetur ridiculus mus. Aenean id sapien. Phasellus placerat. Phasellus elit ipsum, tempor et, tristique in, commodo sit amet, magna. Donec euismod sagittis elit. Donec quam nulla, auctor ac, consequat non, placerat sit amet, odio. Quisque dolor quam, tincidunt non, commodo condimentum, vulputate id, diam.

Vestibulum ante ipsum primis in faucibus orci luctus et ultrices posuere cubilia Curae; Praesent eget lacus. Morbi euismod mattis turpis. Aliquam erat volutpat. Duis quam mi, sagittis nec, pellentesque ut, eleifend sit amet, ipsum. Nam dapibus arcu et turpis. Aenean egestas est et sapien cursus interdum. Morbi eget odio. Ut massa eros, bibendum sit amet, tristique non, egestas quis, tortor. Donec eleifend gravida augue. Maecenas faucibus. Aliquam vehicula tristique risus. Duis iaculis pede id felis. Pellentesque at enim nec ligula scelerisque tempor. Ut pulvinar molestie mi. Nulla porttitor rutrum dui. Aenean blandit pede a eros. Vestibulum risus mi, volutpat vel, suscipit quis, congue id, sapien. Aenean varius, velit at condimentum consectetuer, metus odio dignissim elit, pharetra ultricies quam metus vel est. In augue.

Cras velit orci, vestibulum nec, pharetra nec, feugiat a, elit. Sed convallis iaculis augue. Nulla malesuada, felis in tristique bibendum, purus sem nonummy sapien, at auctor dui turpis quis tellus. Aenean pulvinar. Maecenas vulputate. Maecenas eget odio. Sed elementum, pede vel placerat hendrerit, leo eros aliquam tellus, vel lobortis erat ipsum ullamcorper ligula. Sed pretium commodo ligula. Duis egestas nisl vitae enim. Cras ullamcorper ullamcorper leo. Sed porttitor felis non turpis. Donec magna quam, hendrerit sit amet, interdum tristique, imperdiet ut, odio. Maecenas convallis magna eget est. Sed eleifend pharetra mauris. In hac habitasse platea dictumst. In sed enim sit amet mi pharetra volutpat. Vestibulum bibendum.

Class aptent taciti sociosqu ad litora torquent per conubia nostra, per inceptos hymenaeos. Aliquam dapibus rhoncus tortor. Donec lobortis sapien quis nibh. Curabitur at arcu sit amet metus adipiscing feugiat. Nulla facilisi. Nunc porttitor purus nec ligula fermentum vulputate. Maecenas bibendum hendrerit velit. Suspendisse nulla nisi, malesuada eget, auctor ut, cursus quis, lorem. Fusce tincidunt placerat mauris. Etiam pellentesque aliquet sapien. Nulla iaculis, urna eu commodo interdum, diam ligula dignissim enim, sit amet tincidunt eros arcu non diam. Mauris aliquam convallis pede. Suspendisse potenti. Sed pharetra nisl eget odio. Curabitur volutpat sem quis felis. Sed odio nisi, tristique at, sagittis porta, tempor quis, nisl. Nulla hendrerit eleifend lacus. Aenean sollicitudin, dolor quis commodo feugiat, magna turpis ultricies nunc, quis luctus nunc dui sed velit. Etiam urna.

Mauris non magna at dui condimentum laoreet. Nulla ac ligula sed neque vestibulum congue. In hac habitasse platea dictumst. Sed condimentum congue lacus. Vestibulum blandit sapien in neque. Suspendisse eleifend. Sed lobortis porta justo. Vivamus vel est. Etiam sagittis diam vitae nulla. Fusce erat libero, molestie a, consequat id, sollicitudin id, magna. Sed in ante. Donec mauris. Duis ac eros vel mi vulputate consequat. Mauris quis elit et quam auctor vulputate. Vestibulum varius augue aliquam nisi. Nam lorem. In eleifend ligula ultrices arcu. Curabitur felis.

Donec consectetuer mi nec quam. Sed est. Sed sit amet risus. Pellentesque vestibulum turpis vitae dolor. Aliquam molestie est eu quam. Praesent massa sapien, fermentum in, sagittis sodales, tempus ac, neque. Nulla ornare erat ac eros. Suspendisse mauris. Sed lacus lectus, molestie et, lacinia ac, cursus eget, felis. Duis consectetuer, est ac eleifend tempus, nibh massa elementum purus, ac posuere sem nulla vel libero.

Cum sociis natoque penatibus et magnis dis parturient montes, nascetur ridiculus mus. Fusce metus mauris, imperdiet nec, pellentesque vitae, tincidunt at, tortor. Nam dignissim ullamcorper nibh. Ut iaculis, metus vitae tempor laoreet, tortor nisl interdum arcu, in commodo leo arcu id augue. Vestibulum ante ipsum primis in faucibus orci luctus et ultrices posuere cubilia Curae; Quisque sagittis est a orci. Nam feugiat ultrices eros. Aliquam interdum convallis tellus. Mauris congue dolor et eros. Sed eget sapien. Maecenas nibh felis, congue a, pellentesque at, lobortis ut, mi. Aenean nec neque.

Suspendisse nec arcu id quam semper pharetra. Vestibulum neque dolor, faucibus in, placerat at, tincidunt ut, quam. Donec mi. Pellentesque laoreet consequat lacus. Maecenas metus. Suspendisse tempor enim et diam. Ut scelerisque nunc vitae nisl. Duis porta. Quisque tristique euismod magna. Aliquam erat volutpat. Phasellus suscipit nonummy erat. Mauris diam mi, varius vel, mattis ac, nonummy nonummy, velit. Vestibulum at nunc. Sed varius. Nullam tincidunt. Curabitur nisl est, interdum non, varius sed, convallis sit amet, nibh.

Donec leo nulla, tincidunt eget, rutrum eget, semper pharetra, nunc. Vivamus urna. Integer purus. Mauris quis nibh quis nunc consequat aliquam. Pellentesque fringilla dapibus libero. Cras ullamcorper, sem a pulvinar laoreet, dolor dolor gravida tellus, et lacinia turpis orci ultrices lorem. Class aptent taciti sociosqu ad litora torquent per conubia nostra, per inceptos hymenaeos. Aliquam nulla. Curabitur id arcu. Ut purus nisl, tristique quis, sodales ac, egestas a, tortor. Donec non dui. Sed dui nisi, tempor at, porta dictum, volutpat eget, ipsum. Cras id est sit amet metus molestie scelerisque.

Nullam at felis sit amet odio tempus dignissim. Proin rhoncus turpis sed urna. Suspendisse rutrum lorem vitae lectus. Morbi urna augue, sagittis at, lacinia in, sagittis in, nisi. Fusce nisi ligula, imperdiet sed, euismod elementum, suscipit quis, leo. Praesent lacus. Sed aliquet, lectus in pharetra vestibulum, erat neque aliquet lectus, vel ultrices diam enim laoreet dui. Aliquam blandit purus non nulla. Duis convallis nunc sed erat. Curabitur massa ante, rhoncus ut, porta at, tincidunt sed, massa. Praesent consectetuer neque tempus eros. Fusce quis mauris ut ligula gravida tempus. Maecenas porttitor purus in nisi. Proin faucibus ullamcorper nulla. Proin nec ipsum. Nullam ac nulla. Proin placerat mauris ac diam. Morbi sit amet lacus.

Fusce justo ipsum, condimentum vitae, ullamcorper id, accumsan eu, tellus. Donec vel mi vitae erat rutrum convallis. In pellentesque augue vel risus. Fusce odio velit, lobortis sit amet, tristique ut, faucibus eu, turpis. Integer tincidunt. Etiam ante ante, sollicitudin eu, hendrerit eget, volutpat ut, nisl. Nullam vel tortor. Etiam posuere, felis nec facilisis consequat, eros quam aliquam leo, quis sagittis purus lectus sed ipsum. Sed pulvinar nulla sagittis nulla. Proin eu velit sed mi blandit mattis. Vestibulum tristique tellus eget felis. Nulla fringilla interdum mi. Ut non tellus in metus mollis mollis. Ut sed nunc vel mi ullamcorper dictum. Donec sit amet diam vitae nisl euismod rutrum. Duis tincidunt, nunc dapibus luctus egestas, quam risus fringilla enim, et nonummy turpis urna id eros. Integer nec arcu. Morbi et lectus ut nibh semper pellentesque. Maecenas elit leo, hendrerit nec, imperdiet non, semper ut, libero.

Pellentesque elementum diam in libero. Donec consequat lobortis risus. Etiam accumsan augue viverra lacus. Vestibulum ante ipsum primis in faucibus orci luctus et ultrices posuere cubilia Curae; Praesent rutrum, tortor posuere lacinia aliquam, eros magna porttitor eros, cursus vestibulum quam elit in ligula. Nullam orci dolor, viverra eu, tempor ac, accumsan ut, nisl. Class aptent taciti sociosqu ad litora torquent per conubia nostra, per inceptos hymenaeos. Morbi sit amet ante. Quisque sed neque in dui rutrum cursus. Etiam sed velit. Fusce a arcu id ipsum bibendum pretium. Pellentesque convallis, metus sit amet tincidunt suscipit, leo est sagittis nisl, eu porta erat turpis et libero. Aliquam rhoncus nulla nec urna. Vestibulum ante ipsum primis in faucibus orci luctus et ultrices posuere cubilia Curae; Phasellus faucibus quam et sem. In a sem. Etiam pharetra pede vel sapien. Quisque dui.

Morbi id nunc eget nisi facilisis molestie. Duis fringilla magna sit amet justo. Mauris venenatis, nibh vel dapibus blandit, massa ante cursus risus, nec lobortis pede felis nec magna. Aliquam tortor sapien, ullamcorper vitae, sodales a, laoreet nec, nibh. Nam pharetra massa. Pellentesque vehicula. Etiam enim lacus, imperdiet non, commodo at, lacinia non, tortor. Maecenas quam. Phasellus vulputate iaculis sapien. Duis massa turpis, lacinia in, ultrices quis, iaculis sit amet, est. Etiam id massa. Morbi rhoncus magna quis lorem. Phasellus interdum est ac ante. In eu dolor eget odio feugiat vehicula. Nulla sed elit. Vivamus placerat ligula ut ipsum. Maecenas a elit sit amet risus porttitor luctus. Mauris porttitor diam eu dui. Quisque aliquet neque in risus.

Integer a enim. Nullam a lectus. Aenean elementum. Vestibulum cursus. Curabitur lobortis turpis eu nulla. Vestibulum ante sem, egestas a, pulvinar et, facilisis ut, turpis. Mauris volutpat pretium neque. Pellentesque habitant morbi tristique senectus et netus et malesuada fames ac turpis egestas. Fusce nec tellus vel diam rhoncus interdum. Sed ultrices neque sit amet nisi.

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Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: n00b pl0x on February 27, 2007, 04:14:59 am
and then a gang of rogue :granger: attacked the tyrant and burned him at the stake for blaspheming, as Grangtology is the only accepted religion in trem.
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Paradox on February 27, 2007, 05:51:11 am
but then an army of :advmarauder: :advmarauder: :advmarauder: invaded the anti-semitic :granger:, and zapped them for their entertainment.
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Paradox on February 27, 2007, 05:53:39 am
and then the humans built a huge machine:
(http://content.ytmnd.com/content/9/b/5/9b548b7427735ab9084bc710e903e220.gif)(http://content.ytmnd.com/content/9/b/5/9b548b7427735ab9084bc710e903e220.gif)(http://content.ytmnd.com/content/9/b/5/9b548b7427735ab9084bc710e903e220.gif)(http://content.ytmnd.com/content/9/b/5/9b548b7427735ab9084bc710e903e220.gif)
The function of which was to make pie.
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Taiyo.uk on February 27, 2007, 06:16:13 am
then all the aliens and humans used an animated picture of that machine as their sig and the forums exploded and they went back to building bases and killing each other instead of flaming each other on thar intarwebz

 :acidtube: :acidtube: :acidtube: :acidtube: :trapper: :trapper:
 :acidtube: :hive: :egg: :hive: :trapper: :acidtube:
 :tyrant: :acidtube: :egg: :overmind: :hive: :hive:
 :acidtube: :egg: :egg: :dretch: :booster: :hive:
 :acidtube: :hive: :dragoon: :hive: :acidtube: :marauder:


 :dretch: -- ZOMG! PARADOX DUBBEL POSTED!!11!111 HAXBANKICK!!!11!!11!


 :barricade: :granger:
 
 :dretch: -- zOMG! n00b builder put barricade in the middle of the door we can't get out and building FF is off!

so then the
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: E-Mxp on February 27, 2007, 07:35:52 am
:human: - oMG, dUBBLE pOSTING iS eVIL!!![/color]

aliens activated Ballance Mod en evolved into Bile :dretch: and blasted half of the map to smithereens, causing the hummies to win and they had to watch the loading screen while loading Flap. Then all the hummies said: 'oMG hAX, what happend? Is this even possible in Tremulous?' So UnnamedPlayer alien said...
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Paradox on February 27, 2007, 08:15:54 pm
Code: [Select]

(.) (.)   O  B
 )   (    M    oo
(  v  )   G        bs
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Taiyo.uk on February 28, 2007, 03:24:41 am
:dretch: --ONOZ! The humans are so desperate they're looking at ACSII pr0ns!
40 or 80 columns? -- :basilisk:
:dretch: --  :x

so then the aliens...
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Dynasty on February 28, 2007, 05:51:09 am
decided to become desperate and do the same thing!
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: E-Mxp on February 28, 2007, 06:30:55 am
But they didn't know what the purpose is, so they read the story's in the porns(:roll:nOOBS!!!111oNEoNE[/color]) instead of looking at the pictures of a hot granger and the story said...
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Taiyo.uk on February 28, 2007, 09:48:54 am
:marauder: gives good claw jobs and...
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: E-Mxp on February 28, 2007, 12:31:26 pm
...there is a treasure hidden in Atlantis, if you go through the Stargate in hamunaptra you'll find it. So the :granger:s went, but...
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Taiyo.uk on February 28, 2007, 03:31:31 pm
got lost and decided to build a n00b base with lots of barricades and floor trappers all in the middle of nowhere then
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Paradox on March 01, 2007, 01:35:31 am
The admin came in with his ultra-133t layout mode, and dropped 1000000000000000000000000000000000000000e10000000 0000000 grenades, then ran the fuck away, and watched the whole map blow up.
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Taiyo.uk on March 01, 2007, 06:36:11 am
:dretch: -- zOMG! his layout had a DENORMALISED number of grenades!
but was ROFLing too much to notice the restart vote and didn't !cancelvote in time so the :granger: s rebuilt their n00b base with lots of barricades and floor trappers all in the middle of nowhere then...
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: E-Mxp on March 01, 2007, 07:45:51 am
...the admin again dropped 1000000000000000000000000000000000000000e10000000 0000000 grenades, but now he blowed a hole in the wall, revealing the hidden path to the Stargate. The :granger:s entered the portal and landed in the land of the My Little Ponies(TM) fighting the My Little :granger:s(TM) and they helped the Battle-:granger:s win and they ate the blood of the cute ponies and they lived happily ever after.

Battle[/size]Granger[/size]Galore!!!!!![/size]
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Taiyo.uk on March 01, 2007, 08:17:56 am
then the battle :granger: s built a n00b base with lots of barricades and floor trappers all in the middle of nowhere then...
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: E-Mxp on March 01, 2007, 08:22:09 am
they got sick of the smell of rotten ponies en used the Stargate to move back to hamunaptra, where they fond the body of the admin after he blasted himself to oblivion and the :granger:s went to a other server where...
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Kaleo on March 01, 2007, 10:19:51 am
they got raped by  :advmarauder: 's
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Taiyo.uk on March 01, 2007, 11:40:38 am
and built a n00b base with lots of barricades and floor trappers all in the middle of nowhere then...
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: E-Mxp on March 01, 2007, 02:43:49 pm
they realized they had 4 useless bases, they realized they are noobs end went to :human:s base to get shot by turrets en noob constructer with blaster.

As they did. :O
 
Meanwhile the :advmarauder: was being executed for multiple rapes of innocent :granger:s, but just in time he fled...
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Kaleo on March 01, 2007, 11:20:47 pm
and 'sploded in a shower of peanuts
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Paradox on March 01, 2007, 11:29:23 pm
but the :human: :human: :human: were allergic to peanuts, so they blew up like baloons
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: treminator on March 01, 2007, 11:42:23 pm
and later joined the [sic] clan to be reminded how to spell those puffy plastic helium things, however
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Taiyo.uk on March 02, 2007, 06:55:36 am
:granger: went and built a really pr0 base with well hidden :trapper: s and carefully placed :acidtube: s and :hive: s all in a good location thats easy for aliens to defend and difficult for humans to reach then...
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Kaleo on March 02, 2007, 07:16:12 am
got luci/nade spamed to death
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Taiyo.uk on March 02, 2007, 08:27:54 am
then the last remaining :granger: built a n00b base with lots of barricades and floor trappers all in the middle of nowhere then...
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: E-Mxp on March 02, 2007, 08:36:49 am
The hummies went there and laught their butts of when they saw the nOOB alien builders built their 5th[/b] noob base. But then the aliens had no buildpoints anymore because the hummies left their other noob-bases for a good laugh. :D
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Taiyo.uk on March 02, 2007, 01:19:02 pm
:dretch: -- Your basen are t3h n00bage.
:barricade: *build* :granger:
:dretch: -- stop building useless barricades
:trapper: *build* :granger:
:dretch: -- and trappers don't work on the floor.
:overmind: *decon* :granger:
:dretch: -- OMG! WTF are you doing?!
Need bp for another trapper -- :granger:
:granger: -- WTF?! I CANT BILD!!1!!!1 SUM1 TOOK MY BILD POWER UP!
*sigh* -- :dretch:

meanwhile...

:human: *build* :turret:
That doesn't go there. -- :helmet:
:human: *build* :defcomp:
That's no good in the middle of nowhere. -- :helmet:
:human: *build* :armoury:
We don't need two of those next to each other. -- :helmet:
:human: *decon* :reactor:
OMG! WTF are you doing?! -- :helmet:
Need bp for another turret -- :human:
:human: -- WTF?! I CANT BILD!!1!!!1 SUM1 TOOK MY BILD POWER UP!
*sigh* -- :helmet:

so then..
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: E-Mxp on March 02, 2007, 01:52:14 pm
(....lol :D.....)
they got vote-kicked by pro :helmet: and pro :dretch: and a great match accrued. But the noobs went training and become pro so...
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Plague Bringer on March 02, 2007, 02:39:42 pm
they came back and bought  :battlesuit: s and  :tyrant: s so they could....
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: n00b pl0x on March 02, 2007, 11:00:54 pm
fly to the moon and
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: AKAnotu on March 02, 2007, 11:55:19 pm
molest each other

:battlesuit::tyrant: oooh ooh yeah
:human: /bind g buy grenade;itemact grenade

:grenade::grenade::grenade:
:grenade::battlesuit::tyrant::grenade:
:grenade::grenade::grenade:

:human::armoury:
:reactor:

:human:"NO PORN"
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: n00b pl0x on March 03, 2007, 12:00:10 am
lamerrrrr
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: AKAnotu on March 03, 2007, 12:04:00 am
:grenade::grenade::grenade::grenade::grenade::grenade:
:grenade::grenade::grenade: n00b pl0x :grenade::grenade:
:grenade::grenade::grenade::grenade::grenade::grenade:
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Paradox on March 03, 2007, 01:59:59 am
but then the army of (http://content.ytmnd.com/content/5/1/8/518f6ba4e40065819a00cc8e702c010a.gif)(http://content.ytmnd.com/content/5/1/8/518f6ba4e40065819a00cc8e702c010a.gif)invaded, and used the jam rays to destroy all the noobs.
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Dynasty on March 03, 2007, 02:09:13 am
and the jam made them stick to the moon and the maras with their pointy came back and molested them again!
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: treminator on March 03, 2007, 02:17:12 am
And the evil toasters saw this, flew back, and carpet bombed the horny maras with toaster crumbs
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Taiyo.uk on March 03, 2007, 09:57:26 am
:human: -- bah, huge map, I'm lost again!


:marauder: -- Ooh look, a human
You going to eat him? -- :dragoon:
:marauder: -- No, I'm going make pr0ns with it. Now, where's my camera...
That'll be the fifteenth clawjob movie you've made this week. Don't you ever get bored? -- :dragoon:
:marauder: -- Hell no! Besides, they like it - they keep shouting "come on!" when I'm giving it to them

So then :marauder: went and....
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: E-Mxp on March 03, 2007, 11:17:08 am
accidentally put his claw in a flying toaster and he was electrocuted. So that is how  :marauder: became :advmarauder: so the clawjobs gets more trilling.
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: remco138 on March 03, 2007, 12:55:00 pm
then the  :advmarauder: joined the netherlands and owned america and russia
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: E-Mxp on March 03, 2007, 06:06:05 pm
Quote from: "remco138"
joined the netherlands and owned america and russia
(LOL :D Pluk de dag!!) the americans wanted revenge so they bought pulserifles and massdrivers and invaded holland. But the dutch outsmarted them with a counterattack and The Netherlands where the world champions. Then the russians attacked america while they got their asses kicked. The russians took over america and...
(note: I have nothing against americans or russians. please don't flame me for this post :wink: )
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Taiyo.uk on March 03, 2007, 07:06:35 pm
...found that borscht just isn't the same when made with American beetroot so they returned to Russia and found that :granger: had built :hive: :acidtube: :hive: :trapper: :egg: :acidtube: :hive: :acidtube: :hive: :trapper: :egg: :acidtube: :hive: :acidtube: :hive: :trapper: :egg: :acidtube: :hive: :acidtube: :hive: :trapper: :egg: :acidtube: :hive: :acidtube: :hive: :trapper: :egg: :acidtube: :hive: :acidtube: :hive: :trapper: :egg: :acidtube: :hive: :acidtube: :hive: :trapper: :egg: :acidtube: :hive: :acidtube: :hive: :trapper: :egg: :acidtube: :hive: :acidtube: :hive: :trapper: :egg: :acidtube: :hive: :acidtube: :hive: :trapper: :egg: :acidtube: :hive: :acidtube: :hive: :trapper: :egg: :acidtube: :hive: :acidtube: :hive: :trapper: :egg: :acidtube: :hive: :acidtube: :hive: :trapper: :egg: :acidtube: :hive: :acidtube: :hive: :trapper: :egg: :acidtube: :hive: :acidtube: :hive: :trapper: :egg: :acidtube: everywhere.

:granger: -- ph33r mein buildingspam!
So then the...
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Dynasty on March 10, 2007, 06:19:30 am
maras came back and raped them with not their pointy feet but their pointy tails !!! and thennnnnn
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: E-Mxp on March 10, 2007, 08:06:50 am
the :advmarauder:s found mushrooms on their tails and they died 2 weeks later. In a other universe...
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Taiyo.uk on March 10, 2007, 04:15:33 pm
the :marauder: s had fungicides so their tails remained pointy and free of mushrooms so they..
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Paradox on March 10, 2007, 04:22:59 pm
were sad because mushrooms attracted sexy
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: E-Mxp on March 10, 2007, 05:48:18 pm
hippie-babes who like to eat them and get high
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Taiyo.uk on March 10, 2007, 06:26:48 pm
so they sucked on the :marauder: s tails instead hoping for some 'shroom magic, but this made the :marauder: s very horny so they...
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Glunnator on March 10, 2007, 10:15:54 pm
had to run like friggin' hell only to find a  :tyrant: round the next corner which seemed to be hornier than the :marauder: .

...They were trapped!  :eek:
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Taiyo.uk on March 10, 2007, 10:41:50 pm
:tyrant: :human: :marauder:

:marauder: -- I feel horny
I feel uberhorny -- :tyrant:

:human: -- I sense that something very wrong and messy is about to happen.

:tyrant: -- Yes, so do we :D :D :D -- :marauder:

about an hour later...

:marauder: -- Ooh man that was *soooo* hot!
Mmmm yeah... I've never been so *satisfied*... -- :tyrant:
:human: --  :eek:

:helmet: -- OMG! What happened to you?!
:eek: -- :human:
:helmet: -- Did DASPRiD play a village people track on tremradio?
:eek: -- :human:
:helmet: -- Did you watch a video of bush and blair together?
:eek: -- :human:
:helmet: -- You didn't accidentally nadespam the bas... Ummm... Why are you covered in mayonnaise?
:eek: -- :human:
:helmet: -- :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

So then the...
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Glunnator on March 10, 2007, 10:47:19 pm
will to live severed horribly and everyone died instantly and the universe exploded. then, when there was nothing, molecules popped into existence to start the creation of a new universe! These molecules were a paperclip. (Terry Prattchet FTW!)

**NOT PART OF STORY**
Lol rofl w00p haha lollercoaster roflercopter lollerskates with pie!
Guys, just have a look at the whole story, I just skimmed through what I hadn't seen yet and laughed my head off!
Tremulous ftw!  :D  :D  :D  :D  :D  :D  :D
**END OF MESSAGE**
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Taiyo.uk on March 10, 2007, 11:06:03 pm
the paperclip said "Hey! It looks like you're writing a story! Can I help you with that?" Then spammed your entire workspace with a huge speech bubble full of completely useless options then...
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Plague Bringer on March 10, 2007, 11:11:35 pm
HUMANS GOT S4 AND USED TEH SUPER NUKE TO KILL ALL ALIENS ON TEH MAP AN DEN DE GAME END LOL
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Glunnator on March 10, 2007, 11:13:24 pm
...and then my workbench remembered the entire universe just was destroyed and dissapeared.

Then suddenly, Thorn came along, said "I AM GOD! LET THERE BE LIGHT!"
And there was darkness.
Then, on the seventh day, he was supposed to grant the human race Infinite wisdom and immortality and the uber defence against griefers and deconners and HAX, but decided to go home and watch My Big Fat Greek Lava instead.

 :dretch: --hey 1337, the universe is back!
aha, so it is! how observant of you!-- :human:
 :dretch: --wtf are you talking like that for?
Dunno-- :human:
 :dretch: --...
...-- :human:
 :dretch: --can I eat you now?
errr...-- :human:
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Taiyo.uk on March 10, 2007, 11:19:40 pm
:dretch: -- BITE!!!11!1
EEEERRRRGGAAAHHH -- :human:
:dretch: -- *evolve* --> :basilisk:
:basilisk: -- Yay, now I can GRAB human's testes

:human: -- Grr! Crappy map! So huge! I'm lost already!

:basilisk: -- Ooh, a human!
So the basilisk went and...
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Glunnator on March 10, 2007, 11:27:32 pm
Quote from: "Taiyo.uk"
:dretch: -- BITE!!!11!1
EEEERRRRGGAAAHHH -- :human:
:dretch: -- *evolve* --> :basilisk:
:basilisk: -- Yay, now I can GRAB human's testes

:human: -- Grr! Crappy map! So huge! I'm lost already!

:basilisk: -- Ooh, a human!
So the basilisk went and...

Got really really annoyed because Glunnator and Taiyo.uk seemed to be spamming this whole place full of nonsense (about trem) so it gassed Glunnator who went to bed and fell asleep and then turned aroun to see that Taiyo had picked up his mighty crafty construction kit and had...

**Glunnator is sleeping**
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Taiyo.uk on March 10, 2007, 11:35:42 pm
SPAMMED TESLAS!!11!!!!1111!11ONEONEONE!!112211ELEVENTYONE!!!
:tesla: :tesla: :tesla: :tesla: :tesla: :tesla: :tesla: :tesla: :tesla: :tesla: :tesla:
:tesla: :tesla: :tesla: :tesla: :tesla: :tesla: :tesla: :tesla: :tesla: :tesla: :tesla:
:tesla: :tesla: :tesla: :tesla: :tesla: :tesla: :tesla: :tesla: :tesla: :tesla: :tesla:
:tesla: :tesla: :tesla:  :human: <-- Taiyo.uk :tesla: :tesla: :tesla:
:tesla: :tesla: :tesla: :tesla: :tesla: :tesla: :tesla: :tesla: :tesla: :tesla: :tesla:
:tesla: :tesla: :tesla: :tesla: :tesla: :tesla: :tesla: :tesla: :tesla: :tesla: :tesla:
:tesla: :tesla: :tesla: :tesla: :tesla: :tesla: :tesla: :tesla: :tesla: :tesla: :tesla:


 :defcomp: :tyrant: -- Hey n00bz0rz! I'm gonna b0rk j00r defcomp!

so then :human: crapped his pants and...
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Plague Bringer on March 10, 2007, 11:48:12 pm
dretches began to eat the teslas, but luckily  :human: crapped out the  :defcomp: he ate for lunch...
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Taiyo.uk on March 10, 2007, 11:55:58 pm
Then completely forgot about the dretchen eating the telsas and spent the next three hours installing Z80-BSD on it then started browsing various porn sites using tor so that Haos Redro wouldn't notice. Meanwhile all the :dretch: s had eaten the teslas and looked at the screen on the :defcomp: and were gobsmacked becauase :human: was looking at www.
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Plague Bringer on March 11, 2007, 12:51:28 am
hawttremulousalienpron.com and  :human:  was also...
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Paradox on March 11, 2007, 01:12:16 am
putting a :psaw: down his pants as a vibrator
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Taiyo.uk on March 11, 2007, 01:19:53 am
and just like Edward Scissorhands trying to urinate, lost half an inch with every move he made. After loosing all twelve inches :human: felt a little unmasculine and decided to have the operation. Leaving the hospital :human: was now (technically) a woman, despite still having a deep voice and hands like shovels. He... err.... She bumped into :tyrant:

:tyrant: -- OMG! BOOBZORZ!
Yeah, see how they jiggle -- :human: *jiggle* *jiggle*
:tyrant: -- AAAAAAAAAAARRRRGGGH! HAIRY BOOBZ! NOOOOOO! MEIN EYES!  
pwnt. -- :human:

So then...
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: n00b pl0x on March 11, 2007, 06:19:44 am
:advmarauder: - me so horny
 :advmarauder: - me love you long time
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Glunnator on March 11, 2007, 10:44:39 am
rofl-- :human:
 :tyrant: --hey you promise you never show me those again, d'yahear?
OMG! Look!

 :advmarauder: *censored*
 :advmarauder: *censored*

 :human: -- :eek:
 :tyrant: -- :o *whistle*

 :advmarauder: *censored mayonaise*
 :advmarauder: *censored screaming*

 :human: -- :eek:  :eek:  :eek:
 :tyrant: -- :)

But then suddenly  :battlesuit: came along and ruined all the fun with his PWNZOR LUCI SKILL but then he didn't when he remembered he had nothing but a blaster so then  :human: killed  :advmarauder:  :advmarauder: and got eaten by  :tyrant:  who then ate  :battlesuit: . Then, the now remaining  :tyrant: went over to H base and ate some  :tesla:  :tesla:  :telenode:  :telenode:  :turret:  :turret:  :medstat:  :armoury:  :human:  :human:  :human:  :human:  :repeater:  :reactor:  :defcomp: and then he exploded.
Aliens Win!

And the next map was...
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: E-Mxp on March 11, 2007, 11:00:22 am
in Stargatecommand and there they played a scene from the series
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Glunnator on March 11, 2007, 11:02:14 am
Friends and...
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Taiyo.uk on March 11, 2007, 12:49:52 pm
:tyrant: :dragoon: :tyrant: :tyrant:


:turret: :turret: :helmet: :turret:
:telenode: :human: :defcomp: :turret:
:turret: :armoury: :medstat: :telenode:
:turret: :reactor: :turret: :battlesuit:

:helmet: -- onoz! Quick! Build some teslas!
Go away! -- :human: :defcomp: *refresh*
:helmet: -- They're sniping the base! Rebuild!
STFU and GTFO - I'm busy! --  :human: :defcomp: *click* *refresh* *refresh*
:helmet: -- WTF are you doing! The aliens are S3 and raping the base! Build defenses!
Whee £2.99 and only five minutes left! I'm gonna win it! -- :human: :defcomp: *refresh* *refresh* *refresh*
:helmet: -- AAAAAAAARRRRRRGH! DON'T DO THAT WHEN WE'RE UNDER ATTACK!
REACTOR DOWN! -- :battlesuit:
...
Aliens win.

:marauder: -- You did it again didn't you.
Did what again? -- :tyrant:
:marauder: -- You know what I'm talking about. It was you wasn't it. Confess or I'll do that thing with my pointy feets!
Ok, ok,  yes it was me - I put another no-cd crack for tremulous on ebay -- :tyrant:

so then the...
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Evlesoa on March 11, 2007, 05:41:27 pm
New Game Began!

:human: said: OMG Build FAST U NUB!!
:helmet: I ARE T3H 1337 NINJA!!

So when the :human: and :helmet: are arguing, meanwhile at the base (something)
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Taiyo.uk on March 14, 2007, 05:58:49 am
:dretch: and :granger: were watching as :human: built a :telenode: in the middle of nowhere, put the :reactor: in the most open and exposed area in the map then run into a load of :acidtube: s and die.

:helmet: -- I said build a BASE!
i did stfu n00b! -- :human:
:helmet: -- I don't call that a base!

:dretch: :dretch: :dretch:
:dretch: :telenode: :dretch:
:dretch: :dretch: :dretch:


:reactor:

:human: -- omg! f*ckin n00bs! i said defend! omg! retard n00bs!
Well, there's only one thing I can do here. -- :helmet:

So :helmet: went and...
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: E-Mxp on March 14, 2007, 05:57:24 pm
called :human:s mother who send him to bed because it was 21:00 already and he called a sUPER uLTRA hYPER mEGA pRO (hacker) to win the game for $20. (:helmet: was a man with lots of connections) :D
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Glunnator on March 15, 2007, 09:32:56 pm
but then suddenly  :helmet: 's mom ( :tyrant: ) turned up and forced him to watch teletubbies (which killed him) before he was able to call  :battlesuit: , and then once again the world exploded for no apparent reason at all and somewhere on a different planet  :advmarauder: and  :marauder: were arguing about who could eat the last :human: .

 :advmarauder: --I told you not to eat the damn spawn!
Dude you totally ate it first!-- :marauder:
 :advmarauder: --Wtf are you talking about?! I was on the other side of the map!
We're on a planet, you ass, there is no map!-- :marauder:
 :advmarauder: --This area, fartface, it's called a map!
You don't have to friggin shout at me like that!-- :marauder:
 :human: --errr, guys?
 :advmarauder: --IF I DON'T SHOU AT YOU YOU WON'T LISTEN!
YES I FREGGIN WILL!-- :marauder:
 :human: --Guys would you listen for a moment?
 :advmarauder: --YOU N00B! I'M GETTING THE ADMIN! YOU'RE IN FOR A BAN!
YEAH?! WELL FU TOO!-- :marauder:
  :human: --WOULD YOU SHUT UP AND LISTEN TO ME!!
 :advmarauder: --WHAT?!-- :marauder:
 :human: --I know it dousn't happen often in these parts, but there's a meteorite coming this way...
 :advmarauder: --...so?
 :human: --'tis a big one.
 :marauder: --well I don't care i'm getting banned from here anyway >_>
 :advmarauder: --allright THAT'S IT! LET ME AT HIM...!

And so  :human:  didn't get eaten but got to watch the show as  :advmarauder: TK'd :marauder: and then got flattened by the meteorite. Of course :human: himself didn't get to see this last bit because he was a victim of same.
Then, on an OTHER planet...
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Taiyo.uk on March 15, 2007, 10:12:18 pm
:dragoon: -- Did you hear about that meteorite on that planet?
Yeah, good thing I've got my METEORITE PROOF SHEILD!!1! -- :basilisk: :repeater:
:dragoon: -- Ummm.... That's a repeater you stole from the human base.
Yeah, pretty good isn't it! -- :basilisk:
:dragoon: -- No.
Prove it! -- :basilisk:
:dragoon: *CHOMP!*
:basilisk: was killed by TEAMMATE :dragoon:
:basilisk: -- OMG I SAID METEORITE PROOF! THAT WAS A GOON CLAW!
Oh dear. -- :dragoon:

Meanwhile...

:human: -- Did you hear about that meteorite on that planet?
Yeah, good thing I've got my METEORITE PROOF SHEILD!!1! -- :helmet: :granger: -- grr.
:human: -- Ummm.... That's a granger you stole from the alien base.
Yeah, pretty good isn't it! -- :helmet:
:human: -- No.
Prove it! -- :helmet:
:human: BEEEEEEEEP BOOOOOM!
:helmet: was killed by TEAMMATE :human:
:helmet: -- OMG! I SAID METEORITE PROOF! THAT WAS A LUCI BALL!
Oh dear. -- :human:

So then...
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: n00b pl0x on March 16, 2007, 02:59:04 am
:wink: : me so horny
 :wink: : me love you long time
 :P : fell fowl to gravity.
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: E-Mxp on March 16, 2007, 08:31:29 am
all players got meteors on there heads and died because the failure of the METEORITE PROOF SHEILDs!!1! which where the only things alive after the meteor rain witch destroyed whole planets.

:repeater: -- WHaaaaaa! stupid aliens. NOOBS!!
:repeater: -- Who, I can talk!!!!! Didn't know that!!11oNEoNE
WHaaaaaa! stupid humans. NOOBS!!  -- :granger:
Who, I can talk!!!!! Didn't know that!!11oNEoNE -- :granger:

And so, the aliens and the repeater could talk english for no logical reason.
So...
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Glunnator on March 17, 2007, 12:59:49 pm
...the universal lawpolice came along and killed them.
Then a new game began on ATCS

:human: --Ok, guys, here's the plan...
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Taiyo.uk on March 17, 2007, 09:49:20 pm
:human: -- We FIGHT, we WIN, and we PWNZ0R!
Sounds good, but how do we do that? -- :helmet:
:human: -- Well we PWN the aliens with our l33t 5k1lz0Rz!
Could you be more specific? We need a *strategy* -- :helmet:
:human: -- ROFL n00b! lol! I'm gonna PWNX0R t3h alien base! CAMMAAAAAAAAAAAAN!

:human: was bitten by :dretch:

:human: -- OMG! n00b! HAX! CAMMAAAAAAAN!

:human: was swiped by :basilisk:

:human: -- EVOHAXX! BAN! CAMMAAAAAAAAN!

:human: was clawed by :marauder:

:human: -- OMFG! NOOBZ0RZ! CAMMAAAAAAAAAN!

:human: was chomped by :dragoon:

:helmet: -- Stobbit! They're gonna get S2 soon thanks to your feeding!
n00b! wut i do then? -- :human:
:helmet: -- Well, spawn with a ckit.
l0l! n00b! u cant shoot w ckit! -- :human:
:helmet: -- No, but you can build an armoury, a medistation, a load of turrets and repair this last spawn...
:human: -- OMG WTF CRAP TEAM N00BZ LAME STFU!

:human: was killed by TEAMMATE :helmet:
:helmet: -- Now spawn with the ckit and build!

So then...
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: E-Mxp on March 18, 2007, 12:58:04 pm
:human: stormed the alien base with the ckit, thinking it was a l33t weapon.

:human: was melted by :acidtube:
:human: -- WTF!!! This weapon cant even fire!!
..... Duh, its a constuctionkit!! -- :helmet:
:human: -- Oooohhh,......
:human: --...must go back to rifle!!!

:human: stormed the alien base with the rifle, thinking he could kill all aliens.

:tyrant: -- Rawr!!!
OMG!!! -- :human:
:human: was eaten by :tyrant:

Then...
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Menace13 on March 18, 2007, 06:59:29 pm
:helmet: --YOU NOOB YOU FED THEM TO S5!!!!!!!
STFU! You couldn't do better you bitch noob. you cant pwn with a ckit.-- :human:
 :helmet: --no but you can BUILD A SPAWN SO YOU CAN WIN AND NOT LOSE AND SO THE ALIENS CANT RAPE YOUR BASE IN 1 SECOND!!!!!
so what its just a game.-- :human:
 :helmet: --...NO ITS OUR LIFE!!!
if you wanna build then do it n00b i pwnzorz.-- :human:
REACTOR DECONNED BY  :human: !!!
 :helmet: --WTF WHY'D YOU DO THAT?!?!?!?!?!?!?¿¿¿¡¡¡
cuz i pwn without it!-- :human:
 :helmet: --wait a second...you said you were going rifle how'd you decon it???
i felt like it-- :human:
 :helmet: BUILT REACTOR
 :helmet: --there that's better.
NO ITS NOT THE ALIENS OM WAS RIGHT ON TOP OF THAT!!!-- :human:
 :helmet: --noob that cant happen stfu you noo...WTF THE OM IS INSIDE THE REAC??? WTF????? ITS THE SIGN OF THE APOCOLYPSE!!!!
-=+:Apocolypse:+=- connected
 :helmet: --ONOZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11!!!!twelvetytwelve?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
-=+:Apocolypse:+=- entered the game
-=+:Apocolypse:+=- joined the aliens
-=+:Apocolypse:+=- evolved to tyrant from evos shared by some noob
-=+:Apocolypse:+=- pwned the world
-=+:Apocolypse:+=- killed the universe
-=+:Apocolypse:+=- -- HEY GUYS HOW DO YOU LIKE ME BIND KEWL HUH?!?!?!?!?!?!?
-=+:Apocolypse:+=- -- HELLO?!?!?!? OH WOOPS I KILLED YOU!!! YAY!!!!!

But...
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Paradox on March 18, 2007, 09:34:41 pm
Then bruse went mad, and said
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Vestibulum vel sem eget nunc aliquam porttitor. Suspendisse ornare felis. Vestibulum at massa id quam cursus sodales. Fusce quis lectus sed erat dignissim congue. Fusce eu lacus a justo elementum pulvinar. Sed sit amet mauris id leo aliquet volutpat. Quisque orci mi, feugiat sit amet, bibendum nec, volutpat non, libero. Suspendisse vitae nisl. Aenean eget nulla. Suspendisse tincidunt, dui vel tincidunt faucibus, enim metus viverra nisl, pretium dapibus felis risus quis pede. Nullam placerat, mauris ut sagittis posuere, urna massa lacinia lacus, non vehicula arcu ante ut dolor. Suspendisse dapibus, mi nec luctus pharetra, massa sem adipiscing purus, at mattis ante elit sed nibh. Vivamus viverra auctor tortor.

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Integer nisl arcu, porta nec, rhoncus ac, euismod ac, nulla. Vestibulum porttitor sapien vitae mauris. Cras in tortor gravida mi euismod posuere. Class aptent taciti sociosqu ad litora torquent per conubia nostra, per inceptos hymenaeos. Praesent molestie semper est. Duis orci. Integer eu libero interdum arcu consectetuer pellentesque. Praesent lorem mauris, auctor quis, congue ut, hendrerit vel, est. Ut ultricies volutpat elit. Vivamus diam purus, pellentesque a, aliquam at, tempor sit amet, est. Vestibulum risus lectus, dictum accumsan, egestas non, laoreet a, sem. Sed consequat condimentum nisl. Proin nec nisi.

In feugiat. Pellentesque purus ante, consectetuer vitae, semper at, pulvinar sit amet, tellus. Pellentesque habitant morbi tristique senectus et netus et malesuada fames ac turpis egestas. Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetuer adipiscing elit. Praesent fermentum, odio in egestas posuere, mi sapien dapibus ligula, vitae laoreet enim tellus ut sem. Donec velit. Praesent mi sapien, tincidunt vitae, mattis id, nonummy et, leo. Vestibulum ante ipsum primis in faucibus orci luctus et ultrices posuere cubilia Curae; Sed eu est eu lacus iaculis eleifend. Maecenas ut urna sit amet elit faucibus consectetuer. Donec risus. Nullam ac orci in risus egestas convallis.

Nam tristique odio quis orci interdum feugiat. Praesent interdum faucibus tellus. Sed quam tortor, faucibus a, tincidunt ut, fermentum sit amet, diam. Nulla facilisis felis ut pede. Aliquam blandit congue lacus. Integer ante nisl, porttitor et, pharetra sed, viverra id, ante. Praesent sit amet libero at lectus commodo pulvinar. Praesent at mauris non est nonummy fringilla. Pellentesque tristique augue quis lacus imperdiet pellentesque. Morbi volutpat. Quisque posuere libero id nisl. Praesent enim magna, nonummy at, venenatis a, condimentum sed, pede. Fusce elit ipsum, pharetra in, sollicitudin quis, condimentum vitae, nisl. Class aptent taciti sociosqu ad litora torquent per conubia nostra, per inceptos hymenaeos. Vestibulum dolor augue, semper id, tincidunt eget, consectetuer nec, dui. Vivamus mauris urna, laoreet vulputate, venenatis sed, egestas ut, felis. Integer blandit consequat dui.

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Sed at nisi sit amet nibh dignissim tincidunt. Nam neque ipsum, tristique sit amet, mollis vel, porta quis, libero. Praesent egestas quam ut leo. Pellentesque ut augue. Vestibulum congue. Sed justo pede, venenatis nec, consectetuer at, dignissim vel, felis. Donec vitae diam. Nulla sem diam, varius eget, faucibus et, bibendum at, turpis. Phasellus pulvinar erat suscipit ligula. Cras cursus, orci tincidunt auctor malesuada, risus sapien interdum mi, eu lacinia quam diam sit amet lectus. Aliquam mollis, tortor at ultrices feugiat, leo libero vestibulum diam, quis varius nulla magna nec ligula. Fusce leo. Etiam sit amet ipsum. Fusce porta. Integer ut mi. Integer fringilla tortor non lacus. Maecenas magna risus, lobortis ac, consectetuer nec, interdum quis, nulla. Aenean arcu.

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Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Taiyo.uk on March 18, 2007, 10:26:05 pm
:dretch: -- stfuplzk?
wut? -- :human:
:dretch: -- omfgstoptlk!
watusay? -- :human:
:dretch:  -- uclosemouthnowdontspk!
ynot? -- :human:
:dretch: -- zomgutklcrapibiteuifudntstfu!
omgusuckitlklotsandreadwarandpeaceoutloud! -- :human:
:human: was bitten by :dretch:

:dretch: -- nowstfuplzkthxbai!

so then the :dretch: went and...
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Kaleo on March 18, 2007, 11:29:57 pm
Rage quit...

then:
 :human: and  :dretch: went and bought  :grenade:  to blow up  :dragoon: cuz he was up himself and smoked  :barricade: . Having done this, they then went on to  :grenade: spam the human base...

 :human: DESTROYED  :armoury:
 :human: DESTROYED :defcomp:
 :human: DESTROYED :reactor:
 :human: DESTROYED :telenode:
 :human: DESTROYED :telenode:
 :human: DESTROYED :repeater:
 :human: DESTROYED :turret:
 :human: DESTROYED :turret:
 :human: DESTROYED :turret:
 :human: DESTROYED :tesla:
 :human: DESTROYED :tesla:
 :human: DESTROYED :medstat:
 :human: killed TEAMMATE :human:
 :human: killed TEAMMATE :human:
 :human: killed TEAMMATE :human:
 :human: killed TEAMMATE :human:
 :human: killed TEAMMATE :helmet:
 :human: killed TEAMMATE :battlesuit:
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Taiyo.uk on March 19, 2007, 02:51:03 pm
:dretch: -- EVOS PLXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX!
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Glunnator on March 19, 2007, 06:23:27 pm
:dretch: was killed by TEAMMATE :tyrant:
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Taiyo.uk on March 20, 2007, 02:04:37 am
:dretch: -- OMG! WTF!?! N00B TKER! KICK! BAN! TEAMKILLER!

...

:dretch: -- EVOS PLXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX!
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: rotgutt on March 21, 2007, 03:49:41 pm
:human: does PM spam with

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Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: E-Mxp on March 21, 2007, 04:14:59 pm
//off topic\\
LOL that is a long post!! :D Cut the latin crap plz :wink:
//on topic\\

:human: -- Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetuer adipiscing elit. Sed tincidunt, ipsum vel tristique iaculis,...
WTF -- :helmet:
:human: -- Aliquam erat volutpat. Vivamus metus. Cum sociis natoque penatibus et magnis dis parturient montes,....
STOP!!!!! WTF ARE YOU SAYING!!! -- :helmet:
:human: -- Integer erat. Ut malesuada, erat sit amet tincidunt gravida, diam turpis mollis ipsum,....
STFU, STFU!!!! IT'S DRIVING ME CRAZY!!! -- :helmet:
:human: -- Phasellus pretium. Phasellus sit amet sapien. Curabitur non nibh rutrum.......
AAAAARRRRGGGG!!!!!!!!! CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!!!! -- :helmet:
BANG!!!
:helmet: shot himself
:human: -- Sed et leo. Fusce condimentum, orci id suscipit bibendum,...
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Taiyo.uk on March 21, 2007, 05:10:51 pm
:human: -- Donec aliquam. Cras nec nisl. Mauris ultricies pharetra nunc. Integer tellus...
Get a ckit and repair the base. -- :helmet:
:human: -- ...velit, malesuada ut, consectetuer eget, luctus...
Quickly. We have only one telenode left. -- :helmet:
:human: -- ...venenatis, mi. Nunc sit amet neque. Vestibulum quis lectus...
The armoury has been destroyed. You need to respawn with a ckit now. -- :helmet:
:human: -- ...euismod purus viverra porta. Proin lobortis tincidunt est. Aliquam...
...
:human: was mauled by :tyrant:

:tyrant: -- Ooh, he's got a walkman, finders keepers!
Let me see that -- :helmet:
:helmet: -- OMG! I knew it! This is why rotgutt can't stop babbling!
What tape is it? -- :tyrant:
:helmet: -- "Learn Latin while you sleep, volume three"

So then...
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Glunnator on March 21, 2007, 06:13:31 pm
:tyrant: went back to base happily with the walkman and learnt latin, and therefore  :helmet: had the time to get fed by :dretch: , become s3, make a 1337 base, buy 1337 weapons, practice 1337 hax, and then totally PWNED  :tyrant:

 :tyrant: , (now known as :dretch: ,) ate :helmet: when he respawned and then said:
 :dretch: -- VENI VIDI FELI! :D
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: powerover on March 22, 2007, 04:48:54 pm
//off topic
WTF ARE YOU ALL SMOKING
on topic//

MARA TIME
and with that
 :dretch: became :advmarauder:
and ran into a  :tesla: then became  :dretch: after he came out of  :egg:
and began crying because he had ment to click on  :granger:
and  :helmet: got off the  :medstat: and began running towards  :overmind:
to find....
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Taiyo.uk on March 22, 2007, 05:39:27 pm
:hive: :hive: :trapper: :hive: :hive: above the door and got alien bees in his pants and...
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: E-Mxp on March 23, 2007, 08:10:28 am
killed the human and evolved into a fletch (http://tremulous.net/phpBB2/viewtopic.php?t=2833&start=150&postdays=0&postorder=asc&highlight=) and ruled them all!!!
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: jbjsmartguy on March 23, 2007, 02:30:00 pm
But not quite all: there was that one little camper sitting outside the base with a Tim-the-Tool-Man-Taylorized Luci and spammed the whole base.
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Glunnator on March 23, 2007, 04:01:12 pm
But once he had killed everyone on the map he turned round and noticed the one dretch he missed.

He was lunch.

:dretch: -- VENI VIDI FELI! :D

(Veni Vidi Feli mean I came I saw I ate, btw, insteand of Veni Vidi Vici, I came I saw I conquered. Muahaha pwnt!  :D )
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Kaleo on March 23, 2007, 11:12:17 pm
Quote from: "Paradox"
Then bruse went mad, and said
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Pellentesque habitant morbi tristique senectus et netus et malesuada fames ac turpis egestas. Quisque vestibulum. Phasellus urna nulla, cursus id, malesuada id, porta tempor, ligula. Cras congue, arcu quis tincidunt vehicula, eros est auctor diam, eget facilisis tortor nisi sed dui. Nulla feugiat bibendum lacus. Suspendisse velit urna, euismod at, blandit ac, venenatis et, diam. In neque elit, aliquam faucibus, aliquet nec, vehicula eu, neque. Donec consequat risus ac leo. Sed lectus sapien, auctor ut, convallis ac, dignissim non, dui. Cras dapibus erat ac dolor pretium pellentesque. Vestibulum id eros sit amet urna malesuada imperdiet. Phasellus sollicitudin egestas neque. Curabitur ipsum. Praesent molestie dolor a mi. Curabitur non pede in nisi scelerisque accumsan. Curabitur tincidunt pede id arcu. Pellentesque habitant morbi tristique senectus et netus et malesuada fames ac turpis egestas. Nulla lectus mi, ornare et, molestie vel, faucibus at, elit. Pellentesque cursus, massa at ultricies blandit, ligula risus lobortis ipsum, nec imperdiet pede turpis congue nisi.

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Integer id magna non purus convallis tempor. Sed tortor lectus, lobortis vitae, adipiscing at, nonummy sit amet, lorem. Cum sociis natoque penatibus et magnis dis parturient montes, nascetur ridiculus mus. Sed dolor magna, lobortis quis, suscipit ut, porta eu, leo. Nunc sagittis, ante ut tempus tempus, nisi lorem eleifend quam, a scelerisque nisi nibh vitae leo. Nam gravida velit sed mi. Nulla volutpat commodo est. Maecenas dictum, ante sed porttitor sagittis, orci elit scelerisque mi, id feugiat elit elit at dui. Morbi at nunc et risus semper sagittis. Quisque at tortor. Donec nulla nisi, accumsan ut, bibendum lobortis, sollicitudin convallis, lacus. Ut lacinia magna quis orci. Aenean elementum. Nam quis nibh at nisi viverra ullamcorper. Pellentesque habitant morbi tristique senectus et netus et malesuada fames ac turpis egestas. Maecenas vehicula placerat risus. Ut non sem.

Suspendisse sed dolor suscipit ligula euismod ullamcorper. Nam eros neque, faucibus a, laoreet at, suscipit ac, est. Pellentesque habitant morbi tristique senectus et netus et malesuada fames ac turpis egestas. Ut id felis. Curabitur sollicitudin fermentum nulla. Etiam convallis pede et orci. Aliquam erat volutpat. Morbi ligula nulla, aliquam a, eleifend id, adipiscing at, nisi. Pellentesque urna sapien, tincidunt quis, accumsan et, sollicitudin a, neque. Donec sit amet nulla nec est faucibus fermentum. Vestibulum suscipit aliquet risus. Aenean nisi mi, fermentum vitae, ultrices non, pellentesque quis, pede. Sed blandit hendrerit mi.

Aliquam erat volutpat. Nullam luctus. Nullam felis magna, egestas ut, congue et, porttitor quis, dui. Sed id purus ut ipsum rhoncus congue. Vivamus libero. Class aptent taciti sociosqu ad litora torquent per conubia nostra, per inceptos hymenaeos. Pellentesque scelerisque imperdiet metus. Vestibulum adipiscing cursus nisi. Sed eget eros eget leo rutrum pellentesque. Aliquam nec velit. Proin massa quam, fringilla non, iaculis quis, molestie et, eros. Etiam imperdiet. Vestibulum id pede et orci varius mollis. Etiam convallis pulvinar leo. Suspendisse potenti. Sed porta est eget felis sollicitudin placerat. Ut pulvinar blandit diam. Vestibulum elementum nonummy pede. Vivamus adipiscing.

Nullam suscipit consectetuer augue. Nam dignissim. Suspendisse vitae urna. Donec viverra libero posuere magna. Maecenas lobortis. Nam viverra mi ut sem. Morbi lorem nisl, sodales non, iaculis quis, vulputate sed, tortor. Aenean eleifend, dolor sit amet bibendum hendrerit, nulla magna dictum nisi, sed bibendum justo sem id est. Sed auctor. Praesent sed tortor eget nunc fringilla fermentum. Nulla facilisi. Praesent posuere, ante eu ultrices gravida, erat eros congue tortor, vitae tempor orci mauris sed mi. Mauris sit amet arcu eu nulla ultrices gravida. Fusce dignissim malesuada lectus. Nunc vulputate.

Morbi at est. Nam a nisl id arcu fringilla interdum. Fusce feugiat risus vel sapien. Curabitur vel ligula. Sed nibh eros, viverra vitae, convallis rhoncus, dignissim ut, ipsum. Praesent porta. Duis eget libero. Nunc lobortis mauris at ante. Vivamus sed massa. Pellentesque id tortor.

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Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Taiyo.uk on March 24, 2007, 02:47:05 pm
:dretch: -- OMG! YUO BROKE T3H PAGE LAYOUT.
Yes. It would appear that the large number of replies has caused the page layout to become corrupted. -- :basilisk:
:dretch: -- AN ITS ALL LIEK SPAM TOO!
Indeed. This entire  thread is a waste of disc space. -- :basilisk:

...

:dragoon: -- Yes, yes, the page layout has been broken, browsers will crash, civilisations will fall! The humans will be DOOMED and we shall reign supreme!
Well, I think that the wrath of the lockhammer may be incurred before that. -- :basilisk:
:dretch: -- OMG YUO WUT?! -- :dragoon:
It's when a forum moderator or administrator decides to lock this thread. Once locked, it can still be read, but no further replies can be posted. -- :basilisk:
:dretch: -- R U SERIUS?!! -- :dragoon:
Yes. -- :basilisk:
:dretch: -- NO WAI!!! -- :dragoon:
:dretch: -- HOW CAN WE PWN T3H HUMANZ NOW??!?!!11111/!
Well, you kill all of the humans and destroy their telenodes. -- :basilisk:

:human: -- I'll tell you what I want what I really really want...

:basilisk: -- Here comes one now, he's singing along to his walkman and has no armour. A perfect practice target.

:dretch: -- K I GO BITE HIM

:dretch: . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . :human: -- So tell me what you want, what you really really want...
:dretch: . . . . . . . . . . .  :human: -- I wanna I wanna I wanna I wanna...
:dretch: . . . .  :human: -- I really really really wanna zig-a-zig ahh!
:dretch: was machinegunned by :human:
:human: -- If you wanna be my lover you gotta get with my friends...

:dretch: -- OMG! N00B! HAX! AIMBOT! BAN!
No. You took too long. Aim for the head. -- :basilisk:

This n00bishness continued until...
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: E-Mxp on March 24, 2007, 03:10:25 pm
Someone locked this threat for humanity and the world was saved for the killer topic.

forum moderator :human:-- I WANT TO LIVE!!!!!
>>The story game<< got locked
forum moderator :human:-- WE SAVED HUMANITY!!! YHEEEE!!!

but then the aliens made a other story-topic called....
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Glunnator on March 24, 2007, 05:02:45 pm
>>The Story Game<<, and reposted everything that ever happened in there in this new topic, sadly including the posts that broke the layout.

So now everyone was hoping we got to a next page soon,
Not knowing that meanwhile, the aliens...
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Taiyo.uk on March 24, 2007, 08:04:31 pm
were hacking the :defcomp: to display pictures of :tyrant: pr0ns instead of controlling the :tesla: s and :turret: s and...
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: n00b pl0x on March 25, 2007, 07:26:41 am
the dude singing along to his walkman singlehandedly took out the entire alien team leading his team to victory
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Taiyo.uk on March 25, 2007, 11:09:16 am
However, the aliens respawned from the one last :egg: that he'd missed and built an uberl33t base then got fed all the way to S3 then PWNX0R3D the humans into oblivion, except for the walkman dude who escaped with a ckit.

:human: -- Bob the builder can he fix it? ...

:granger: -- ALIEN HAT!
:human: <-- can't hear it

:human: should have left :granger: 's buildings alone
:human: -- WTF?!

:granger: -- HUMILIATION!

So then...
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Glunnator on March 25, 2007, 07:14:31 pm
They loaded a map called Advanced Training Combat Sugarcanes and hummies got fed to s3....
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Plague Bringer on March 25, 2007, 07:15:52 pm
and got pissed off because someone broke the page layout before Bringer did...
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: E-Mxp on March 25, 2007, 10:09:02 pm
so they decided to post until the next page where Bringer can input a huge amount of text and break the layout. Wich will make him feel happy :D
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Taiyo.uk on March 25, 2007, 11:24:13 pm
:tyrant: -- Hey, psst
? -- :dretch:
:tyrant: -- Guess what?
What? -- :dretch:
:tyrant: -- No clues, just have a guess
Osama Bin Laden is a pacifist? -- :dretch:
:tyrant: -- No, two guesses left!
Bill Gates thinks that penguins rock? -- :dretch:
:tyrant: -- No, one more try!
You gave my mother crabs?  -- :dretch:
:tyrant: -- We don't have mothers, and even if we did we don't have pubes!
*sigh* The suspense is killing me. -- :dretch:
:tyrant: -- I made a kebab from your nintendogs. It was tasty.
 :O -- :dretch:

So then...
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: E-Mxp on March 26, 2007, 06:23:18 am
:dretch: went and bought another game for his ds: Nintendo-grangers

:dretch: -- I pet you, I pet you, I pet you!!
**grangertaunt** -- :granger:
:dretch: -- Who is cute?
**grangertaunt** -- :granger:
:dretch: -- Yes, you are!
:dretch: -- ...I love you, Nintendo-Granger!!!
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Taiyo.uk on March 26, 2007, 12:35:06 pm
:dretch: -- *cries*
What? -- :basilisk:
:dretch: -- mein nintengrangeren!
What about them? -- :basilisk:
:dretch: -- Look at them!
ROFL! They built a n00b base with lots of useless barricades and floor trappers all in the middle of nowhere and got pwnt by the humans! --  :basilisk:
:dretch: -- Not funny! They were cute!
Then go and cuddle that real one you moron! -- :basilisk:

:dretch: *cuddle* *snuggles* :granger:

:granger: *build* :barricade:
:granger: *build* :trapper:
:granger: -- they wont think there'll be trappers on teh flor lolz!

:dretch: -- Hey, why is our base in the middle of the room? and why all the barricades? ... NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

So then the...
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: sharrakor on March 27, 2007, 01:08:19 pm
HE FARTED...[/u][/i]
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Taiyo.uk on March 27, 2007, 01:29:15 pm
:dretch: -- Ooh l33t he fixx0r3d t3h page layout!

:human: -- Hmm, there appears to be a high concentration of methane in the local atmosphere.
Yes. The air in here is highly explosive. -- :helmet:
:battlesuit: -- IT'S PWNAG TIME!!!!1!!11 EAT MEIN LUCISPAM!
NO! YOU'LL BLOW US UP! -- :human:
:helmet: -- THE AIR IS FULL OF TYRANTFARTS!
It's ok, I have a battlesuit. NOW EAT MY LUCISPAM! -- :battlesuit:

so then...
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: E-Mxp on March 27, 2007, 03:29:53 pm
the human base exploded, killing everyone in it.... except :battlesuit:

LOL XD -- :tyrant:
:battlesuit: -- oWNAGE!!!
oMG oNE hUMAN sURVIVED!!! -- :tyrant:
:battlesuit: -- oMG, tYRANT!!!
eAT mY tYRANTfART sPAM!!!! -- :tyrant:
:battlesuit: -- oNOES!!!

then...
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: SithLord on March 27, 2007, 08:28:24 pm
The tyrant did it's super cool backflip + Full house kick combo, The battle suit pulled out a revolver and...
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Taiyo.uk on March 27, 2007, 10:30:13 pm
shot his own balls off then
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Glunnator on March 29, 2007, 11:41:47 am
he died of pure agony of the fact a tyrant was squishing him to death(zorz)
 :D

Next map...
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: SithLord on March 29, 2007, 05:29:35 pm
the dretches were swarming...
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: AKAnotu on March 29, 2007, 05:30:24 pm
tjw
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Taiyo.uk on March 29, 2007, 05:53:41 pm
's house
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: AKAnotu on March 29, 2007, 06:28:51 pm
because  of his tremulous "balancing" additions
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Paradox on March 29, 2007, 07:41:03 pm
that made it smell like week old meat.
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Taiyo.uk on March 29, 2007, 07:56:44 pm
after a :tyrant: had eaten it
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: SithLord on March 30, 2007, 01:07:56 pm
then the  :advmarauder:  :advmarauder:  :advmarauder:  :advmarauder:  :advmarauder:  :advmarauder:  :advmarauder:  :advmarauder:  :advmarauder:  :advmarauder:  :advmarauder:  :advmarauder:  :advmarauder:  :advmarauder:  :advmarauder:  :advmarauder:  killed the meat smelling :battlesuit:  :battlesuit:  :battlesuit:  :battlesuit:  :battlesuit:  :battlesuit:
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: E-Mxp on March 30, 2007, 01:25:34 pm
:marauder: -- I smell bacon!!
That means there is a human here!!! -- :advmarauder:
:battlesuit: -- I had unions this morning!
:battlesuit: -- eAT mY uNIONbREATH!!!
:marauder: -- oNOES!!! -- :advmarauder:

:human: -- I smell rotten fish!!
That means there is a alien here!!! -- :helmet:
:tyrant: -- I had old salami this morning!
:tyrant: -- eAT mY sALAMIbREATH!!!
:human: -- oNOES!!! -- :helmet:

and than...
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Taiyo.uk on March 30, 2007, 04:47:17 pm
:marauder: -- You had onions?
No. -- :battlesuit:
:marauder: -- Nvm. I can smell rotten fish.
That means there's lesbians in there -- :dretch:
:marauder: -- Eww. But it's voice sounds like a bloke
EWWWW! -- :dretch:
:marauder: *swipe* *swipe* *swipe* *swipe* *swipe* *swipe* *swipe*  :battlesuit:

:human: -- My battlesuit!
See, it's a bloke! -- :marauder:
:dretch: -- So how come he smells of rotten fish?
Well, because I got wet stuffing a :grenade: up the :overmind: 's pussy. -- :human:

...

:dretch: -- ONOZ! QUICK BUILD OM!!!!1!!!11
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Paradox on March 30, 2007, 04:55:55 pm
then the  :battlesuit: farted and said "Uhh, that was a granger. It built something, over there."
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Glunnator on March 30, 2007, 05:04:59 pm
"...Yes, yes, it was a hovel"
"Wtf I thought they couldn't build without an OM?!"
"errr..."
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Taiyo.uk on April 01, 2007, 04:06:57 am
:granger: -- lol ten second bug still exists on this server
zOMG! BUGSPLOITER BAN! -- :human:
:granger: -- you call that bugsploitation? This is bugsploitation!
:reactor: DECONSTRUCTED by :granger:

so then...
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Glunnator on April 01, 2007, 04:15:06 pm
:human: 's weapons stopped working and the entire alien team evolved to :granger: s and completely pwnt the humans
 :human: should leave :granger: 's buildings alone
 :battlesuit: should leave :granger: 's buildings alone
 :helmet: should leave :granger: 's buildings alone
 :human: should leave :granger: 's buildings alone
 :helmet: should leave :granger: 's buildings alone
 :human: should leave :granger: 's buildings alone
 :helmet: should leave :granger: 's buildings alone
 :human: should leave :granger: 's buildings alone
Aliens win
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Taiyo.uk on April 01, 2007, 04:37:45 pm
:egg: *respawn* :human:

:human: -- ph34r mein l33t spawnhax!

:human: -- OMG! A whole pile of cuteness!

:granger: :granger: :granger: :granger:
:granger: :granger: :granger: :granger:
:granger: :granger: :granger: :granger:
:granger: :granger: :granger: :granger:

:human: *hug* *cuddle* :granger:
:human: -- Who's a little cuteypie? :granger:
:human: -- coochie-coo! You're my little cuddleball, yes you are! :granger:
:human: *pet* *hug* *snuggles* :granger:
:human: -- I'm gonna take you all home and we can play with my barbie dolls! :granger:

:granger: -- AAAAARRRRRGH! WE CAN'T TAKE THIS ANYMORE! -- :granger:

:granger: suicided.
:granger: was in the wrong place.
:granger: fell foul to gravity.
:granger: suicided.
:granger: was squished.
:granger: did a back flip into the lava.
:granger: was in the wrong place.

:human: -- They're all dead time for some buildhax!

:tesla: :turret: :tesla: :turret:
:turret: :reactor: :armoury: :turret:
:tesla: :telenode: :medstat: :tesla:
:turret: :defcomp: :telenode: :tesla:
:turret: :tesla: :turret: :tesla:

:human: -- There. Now I'm going to...
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Glunnator on April 01, 2007, 04:46:54 pm
He didn't fnish his sentence, for a scary  :tyrant: had...
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Plague Bringer on April 01, 2007, 04:51:12 pm
been in the wrong place and joined the grangers up in alien heaven
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: E-Mxp on April 02, 2007, 03:43:41 pm
but he couldn't get thought the heaven gate because he slapped a monkey in a other live, but he ate the gate and went into heaven anyway
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Glunnator on April 02, 2007, 04:42:03 pm
then god got so mad he turned the tyrant into a...
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Taiyo.uk on April 02, 2007, 04:43:55 pm
...dretch.

:dretch: -- Where do dead people go?
To the scoreboard. -- :advmarauder:
:dretch: -- What's that?
It's a table showing the name and killcount of each player. --  :advmarauder:
:dretch: -- Then what do they do?
They respawn, provided that their team still have spawn points. -- :advmarauder:
:dretch: -- Oh. Then what's the meaning of life?
To ¶ШЛҖÃ–Я the opposing team. -- :advmarauder:
:dretch: -- Oh.

So then...
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: n00b pl0x on April 02, 2007, 09:41:19 pm
the scoreboard got hacked and no1 could leave the scoreboard when they died and trem as we knew it died
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Plague Bringer on April 02, 2007, 09:44:27 pm
and then trem 1.2 came out.....
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Evlesoa on April 02, 2007, 11:15:54 pm
and a new race of Advanced :granger: came out
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: sharrakor on April 03, 2007, 06:18:15 am
:advmarauder:  :advmarauder: KILLED EVERYONE
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Glunnator on April 03, 2007, 11:48:46 am
exept for the 1337 new :granger: , which then killed  :advmarauder:  :advmarauder: .
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Taiyo.uk on April 03, 2007, 06:14:45 pm
:granger: was blasted by :human:
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Glunnator on April 03, 2007, 07:42:02 pm
:human: was an emo and suicided
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Evlesoa on April 03, 2007, 09:20:32 pm
which a new ability came from the grangers... After they die, they resurrect themselves (like a phoenix) and
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Plague Bringer on April 03, 2007, 09:34:04 pm
then they eat the defcom's harddrive and crash all the teslas....
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Taiyo.uk on April 04, 2007, 12:21:15 am
Then install Plan 9 on it because the humans are bunnyphobes...
Title: lol
Post by: floodbud on April 04, 2007, 06:42:02 pm
But then a dretch hacked the server and made the teslas make holographic rabbits instead
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: sharrakor on April 05, 2007, 06:10:21 am
then I came in and killed

 :human:  should leave :granger:'s buildings alone

i hacked and  :turret: s appeared everywhere

 :turret:  :turret: :turret: :turret: :turret: :turret: :turret: :turret: :turret: :turret: :turret: :turret: :turret: :turret: :turret: :turret: :turret: :turret: :turret: :turret:v :turret: :turret: :turret:
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: sharrakor on April 05, 2007, 06:11:41 am
/g_gravity 100000000

 :human: fell fowl to gravity
 :human: fell fowl to gravity
 :human: fell fowl to gravity
 :human: fell fowl to gravity
 :human: fell fowl to gravity
 :human: fell fowl to gravity
 :human: fell fowl to gravity
 :human: fell fowl to gravity
 :human: fell fowl to gravity
 :human: fell fowl to gravity
 :human: fell fowl to gravity
 :granger:  fell fowl to gravity
 :granger:  fell fowl to gravity
 :granger:  fell fowl to gravity
 :granger:  fell fowl to gravity
 :granger:  fell fowl to gravity
 :granger:  fell fowl to gravity
 :granger:  fell fowl to gravity
 :granger:  fell fowl to gravity
 :granger:  fell fowl to gravity :granger:  fell fowl to gravity
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Taiyo.uk on April 05, 2007, 09:20:26 am
:dretch: -- /set g_speed 1000; set g_knockback -1000000; set g_gravity 10000
:dretch: -- l0lz0rz!
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Glunnator on April 05, 2007, 02:00:08 pm
!normalize
*all settings were set no normal*
hmmm...
/g_boundingbox 0

*everything falls out of map*
!normalize

!slapall
*all characters felt the sharp end of the slapstick* (lol slapstick)
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Taiyo.uk on April 07, 2007, 08:02:31 am
:human: -- Play seriously now, k?
k. -- :dragoon:

...

I'm picking up something behind that door, they're not moving -- :helmet:
:battlesuit: -- It's just some tubes man...
Ssshh, be quiet! It could be a trap! -- :helmet:
:battlesuit: -- Ok, move slowly

behind the door...

:tyrant: -- Keep still, wait till they've entered the room!
Alright, they're getting closer -- :dragoon:
:tyrant: -- Ok, they're just outside, be very quiet!
I'll pounce the helmet guy, you go for the battlesuit and... Who's that? -- :dragoon:
:dretch: -- HELLO WHERE R HUMMIES I WANT BITE!
OMG! Be quiet! They're just outs... -- :dragoon:
:dretch: -- EVOS PLXXXXXXXXXXXXXX!!!11!

:battlesuit: -- What was that?!
Sounds like n00bage, lets pwn! -- :helmet:

so then...
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Confess on April 07, 2007, 08:49:16 am
I felt something moving in my pants, but
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Taiyo.uk on April 07, 2007, 09:53:41 am
...it feels good so...
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Plague Bringer on April 07, 2007, 01:14:44 pm
...I cut it of because...

(LLOOLL)
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: ShadowNinjaDudeMan on April 07, 2007, 01:47:27 pm
...Spiderman had told me too, and now he...
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Plague Bringer on April 07, 2007, 01:49:58 pm
is worshipped by .Spiderman, Spider.man, Spiderman. and Spider@man because....
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: ShadowNinjaDudeMan on April 07, 2007, 01:51:55 pm
...he contacted me to get his own horde of disciples, but then a mad cow...
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Plague Bringer on April 07, 2007, 01:55:37 pm
....ate the world....but spat out PolishFarmerBoy and Belier13 because they tasted bad, then pFB and B13 went on to....
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: ShadowNinjaDudeMan on April 07, 2007, 02:07:01 pm
...MAKE BEBES!, which grew up to be...
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Plague Bringer on April 07, 2007, 02:17:27 pm
+Dragoons who then....
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: E-Mxp on April 07, 2007, 03:22:30 pm
slayed all the n00b pl0x wannabes

:dragoon: BEBES slayed :human: [np]n00b.pl0x
:dragoon: BEBES slayed :human: [np]n00b@pl0x
:dragoon: BEBES slayed :human: [np]n00b pl0x.
:dragoon: BEBES slayed :human: [np].n00b pl0x

:dragoon: BEBES:PWNED!!!! :D
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Menace13 on April 07, 2007, 03:23:56 pm
he then sniped jumping dretches flying into the nude humans heads causing a multi-universal theory (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Many_universes_interpretation) to appear. that caused a mini-nuclear explosion to normalify the settings again. then...
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Plague Bringer on April 07, 2007, 03:50:23 pm
the earth went BOOM like a luci...

(PS Hi menace)
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: ShadowNinjaDudeMan on April 07, 2007, 09:26:11 pm
..but then there was this ...
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: E-Mxp on April 07, 2007, 10:34:01 pm
ghostlike guy who was bored, so he created a planet... then light (he saw it was good). this was day 1. on the second day he created the sky. and on the third day he created the land. on the fourth day (eventhou there was enough light) he created the sun, and the moon, and the stars (which are other planets and suns, and somehow he did that in only one day)on the fifth day he created the creatures of the water. and on the sixth day he created all the creature of the land, including Adam and Eve which were allowed to eat from every tree but one (If he isn't allowed to eat from it why he put it there?)

The guy I'm talking about calls himself ShadowNinjaDudeGod :D
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: ShadowNinjaDudeMan on April 07, 2007, 10:38:16 pm
...But then ShadowNinjaDudeMan came along and said, WRONG NAME, I am God, so E-Mxp...
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Menace13 on April 08, 2007, 12:47:19 am
quote spammed him and...

(ps hi bringer =P )
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: E-Mxp on April 08, 2007, 03:03:03 pm
asked him the most stupid questions like:

What is wisdom?
why are the aliens so buglike?
Who cares if you put a cup holder in the armory?

But ShadowNinjaDudeMan....
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Taiyo.uk on April 08, 2007, 04:17:47 pm
:dretch: -- What's wisdom?
It's a valuable revenue stream for dentists. -- :advmarauder:
:dretch: -- Why are we so buglike?
Because we are bugs. -- :advmarauder:
:dretch: -- Would anybody care if a cup holder was integrated into the armoury?
No. -- :advmarauder:
:dretch: -- Oh look, it's ShadowNinjaDudeMan...
I wonder what he's going to do? -- :advmarauder:

So then...
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Evlesoa on April 08, 2007, 08:13:01 pm
EVERYONE WENT B00M AND GAME OVER HAHA

and after that, something new formed...

ITS CALLED: THE SUPER DUPER PAPER SPONGEBOB who is evil, and wanted to kill all adv. grangers
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: ShadowNinjaDudeMan on April 08, 2007, 08:26:06 pm
{Not story: Im coming up in your posts a scarily large amount of times...}

Meanwhile, in a galaxy far, far away from this SpongeBob sh!t...
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: E-Mxp on April 08, 2007, 08:26:38 pm
:human: -- I, ShadowNinjaDudeMan, am god!!
ONOES!! -- :dretch:
:human: -- Die!
:human: killed :dretch: with a godlike bult of lightning
:human: -- Whahahahaha (evil laughter)!!

I, THE SUPER DUPER PAPER SPONGEBOB, am the devil!!! -- :helmet:
:granger: -- ONOES!!
Die!! -- :helmet:
:helmet: sent :granger: to hell to burn for eternity
:helmet: -- Whahahahaha (evil laughter)!!

so :human:...
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Plague Bringer on April 08, 2007, 08:27:53 pm
Found  :helmet:


:helmet: -  :human: , I am your FATHER
:human: - mmmhmm, okay....

meanwhile....
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: ShadowNinjaDudeMan on April 08, 2007, 08:32:54 pm
...the Extreme Grangers Games were on, and...
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: E-Mxp on April 08, 2007, 08:38:31 pm
(:human: -- NOOO!! That's not true!! That's impossible!!!)

:granger: and :dretch: redid all the starwars movies

:dretch: -- Yoda, can I have my humandoll back?
No, mine it is!! -- :granger:
:dretch: -- You stole it from me!!!
Yes, I did. But now you must learn how to use the Force!! -- :granger:
It surrounds us... binds us -- :granger:
:dretch: STFU and give me my doll back!!!

so...
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: ShadowNinjaDudeMan on April 08, 2007, 08:45:13 pm
A terrible Bionic machine rose up.

 .................:helmet:  
 ............:grenade:  :barricade:  :booster:
 .................:reactor:
 ...............:telenode:  :telenode:

And killed the both of them to stop their whining, but then this machine...
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Plague Bringer on April 08, 2007, 08:58:35 pm
ate itself while chanting

"Well said, Brother"
and
"We are coming


We are here"
and
"Your ass is ours"
and
"n00b pl0x is always right"
and then it...
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: ShadowNinjaDudeMan on April 08, 2007, 09:00:02 pm
died, of eating itself. But then a sowing machine came along and...
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Menace13 on April 08, 2007, 11:53:18 pm
sewed up tons of dretch meat to make a 1-HIT B-SUIT KILL DRYRANT!!!

--- :tyrant: ---
 :dretch:  :dretch:  :dretch:
 :dretch:  :dretch:  :dretch:
 :dretch:  :dretch:  :dretch: -- "BWAHAHAHA!!!!1!!one!!!!!eleventy eleven!!!!!
 :dretch: --- :dretch:
 :dretch: --- :dretch:
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Paradox on April 09, 2007, 02:28:57 am
Then the sweedish chef came out of his hole, and since he had been studying latin, said:
Lurem ipsoom dulur seet emet, cunsectetooer edeepiscing ileet. Pellentesqooe-a leureet blundeet leu. Eleeqooem feeferra turtur ec dooee. Preesent nun lectoos. Foosce-a mee. Feefemoos qooees deeem feetee-a lurem purta fereeoos. Noollem turtur urna, ultreeces seet emet, edeepiscing nun, fooceeboos feetee-a, ercoo. Preesent mulesteee-a ileet qooees lecoos. Coorebeetoor id telloos feetee-a dulur leceenia poolfeener. Pellentesqooe-a noolla. Moorees fel deeem. Sed leureet leeberu ut felees. Dunec rootroom. Soospendeesse-a semper. In et turtur. Nem edeepiscing, turtur treestiqooe-a deectoom teencidoont, neesi neesi fermentoom ineem, a fenenetees lurem pooroos ut noonc. Nem pheretra oornere-a neesi. Foosce-a megna lurem, iecoolees et, purta it, cunfellees ioo, telloos. Moorees rhuncoos cunfellees toorpees. Prueen teencidoont ultreeces neebh. Sed preteeoom ipsoom sed lectoos. Prueen scelereesqooe-a urna nec pede-a. Noollem neesi neebh, grefeeda et, segeettis iget, looctoos a, iret. Cres pleceret mullees sem. Dooees coorsoos unte-a qooees leegoola. Moorees oodeeu. Nem neesi metoos, sudeles qooees, rhuncoos in, soosceepit ec, noonc. Ut mulesteee-a leegoola nun turtur. Prueen pusooere-a oodeeu ut sepeeee. Sed sudeles teencidoont lurem. Cres leeberu ercoo, interdoom ec, leureet et, imperdeeet ec, qooem. Eeneun pede-a. Meecenes it toorpees. Nem fereeoos noolla in neesi. Festeebooloom luburtees reesoos fel neesi. Coom suceeis netuqooe-a peneteeboos it megnees dees pertooreeent muntes, nescetoor reedicooloos moos. Eeneun deeem lurem, mettees ioo, cunfellees et, pellentesqooe-a ut, lecoos. Nem eccoomsun. Moorees ut feleet seet emet felees cungooe-a oornere-a. Eeneun neqooe-a messa, sulleecitoodin ut, cungooe-a id, tempur qooees, ipsoom. Foosce-a blundeet deectoom noonc. Festeebooloom rootroom leu ioo noolla. Iteeem megna ist, pellentesqooe-a ioo, eccoomsun it, ilementoom nun, oorcee. Prueen ileet moorees, ultreecies iget, treestiqooe-a sed, oornere-a ioo, irus. Feefemoos eleeqooem megna id ineem. Eeneun neesl. Qooeesqooe-a id neesi poolfeener oodeeu pellentesqooe-a interdoom. Prueen ut neesi. Iteeem freengilla megna ioo leu. Feefemoos soosceepit, urna et ullemcurper iooeesmud, unte-a metoos leureet messa, iget sulleecitoodin sem mee fooceeboos felees. In hec hebeetesse-a pletea deectoomst. Moorees in neesl. Iteeem soosceepit lurem id mee feheecoola fermentoom. Eleeqooem iret fulootpet. Pellentesqooe-a qooem turtur, deectoom ioo, interdoom nun, foolpootete-a ec, deeem. Noolla qooees urna. Dunec id sepeeee. Noollem nec noolla ec unte-a leureet coorsoos. Noonc ec unte-a. Dunec nec neesi it ist ileeeffend looctoos. Dooees interdoom. Prueen joostu. Feefemoos depeeboos, oogooe-a ec cunsectetooer grefeeda, qooem lecoos ultreecies neqooe-a, ec cungooe-a noolla iret ioo toorpees. Noonc ileet sepeeee, cungooe-a purta, soosceepit nun, eleeqooem qooees, dulur. Murbee treestiqooe-a sepeeee a noolla. Pellentesqooe-a ileet. Festeebooloom unte-a ipsoom preemis in fooceeboos oorcee looctoos it ultreeces pusooere-a coobeelia Cooree-a; Soospendeesse-a putentee. Noonc melesooeda. Feefemoos ioo turtur. Noonc felees ercoo, festeebooloom sed, rhuncoos sed, feceelisis ec, oodeeu. Cres urna leeberu, oornere-a it, foolpootete-a iget, semper qooees, joostu. Eeneun dooee leu, looctoos id, tempur luburtees, cunseqooet cunsectetooer, deeem. Meecenes ileeeffend neqooe-a. Eeneun ec irus seet emet lurem ullemcurper nunoommy. Meecenes lurem ipsoom, luburtees fel, pleceret et, fulootpet seet emet, leeberu. Feefemoos feetee-a ineem. Iteeem oogooe-a. Pellentesqooe-a tempur messa ut iret. Festeebooloom ercoo. Cres urna deeem, looctoos fel, mulesteee-a in, scelereesqooe-a iget, pede-a. Preesent telloos megna, imperdeeet iget, pellentesqooe-a fel, eccoomsun it, feleet. Ut ioo feleet. Noollem deegnissim fermentoom mee. Eeneun eleeqooet deeem feetee-a dooee. Feefemoos iget leegoola et leeberu leceenia ultreeces. Dunec fermentoom pede-a iget mee cummudu fermentoom. Eleeqooem iret fulootpet. Cres feetee-a dooee it ileet preteeoom poolfeener. Feefemoos cunfellees. Noolla qooees oogooe-a. Qooeesqooe-a seet emet metoos fel neesi cungooe-a mettees. In fenenetees, toorpees seet emet rootroom mullees, mee messa fereeoos megna, et teencidoont sepeeee leu it ipsoom. Feefemoos cummudu leceenia ineem. Soospendeesse-a sed urna. Murbee rhuncoos fermentoom reesoos. Lurem ipsoom dulur seet emet, cunsectetooer edeepiscing ileet. Meecenes scelereesqooe-a fenenetees oogooe-a. In hec hebeetesse-a pletea deectoomst. Noonc ultreeces freengilla toorpees. In cunfellees irus seet emet felees. Nem eleeqooem leegoola iget deeem teencidoont iooeesmud. Pellentesqooe-a pede-a toorpees, festeebooloom leceenia, purta seet emet, grefeeda feetee-a, deeem. In ilementoom. Coorebeetoor cungooe-a ultreeces neesi. Dunec ioo neqooe-a. Meecenes rootroom noolla nun moorees. Preesent tempur. Eeneun telloos dulur, ileeeffend iget, nunoommy sed, ultreeces feetee-a, lectoos. Foosce-a seet emet moorees iget oodeeu feheecoola ultreeces. Eleeqooem iret fulootpet. Qooeesqooe-a noonc neebh, ullemcurper seet emet, purtteetur seet emet, fereeoos qooees, oodeeu. Pheselloos sudeles feleet. Prueen oodeeu noolla, ultreecies cunfellees, igestes et, fermentoom ut, irus. Dunec purtteetur deeem sed neesi. Dunec neqooe-a. Meecenes qooees ercoo. Dunec neebh. Moorees fel leu. Preesent urna. Moorees cunseqooet lectoos ioo sepeeee. Preesent nunoommy ercoo fermentoom noolla. Noollem eleeqooet leegoola. Cres feheecoola deectoom moorees. Preesent iget ercoo seet emet toorpees oornere-a sudeles. Dunec fulootpet. Festeebooloom mee felees, mulesteee-a melesooeda, fermentoom nec, eleeqooem iget, megna. Feefemoos eccoomsun cunfellees iret. Dooees iget reesoos qooees leegoola deegnissim rootroom. Noolla sed leeberu ut ercoo imperdeeet feheecoola. Noolla feceelisi. Sed leeberu. Meecenes lurem. Integer qooees dulur. Feefemoos feeferra, unte-a ec ultreeces deectoom, joostu neebh ultreeces oorcee, feetee-a cummudu irus lectoos in reesoos. Pellentesqooe-a neqooe-a. Pellentesqooe-a felees joostu, coorsoos ut, imperdeeet in, iecoolees ec, turtur. Noollem reesoos ineem, freengilla ec, sudeles a, ullemcurper et, mee. Dooees id pede-a. Noonc pellentesqooe-a moorees it oorcee. Coorebeetoor felees neqooe-a, imperdeeet qooees, feceelisis ut, tempur iget, leegoola. Noollem melesooeda ist. Feefemoos et leeberu seet emet qooem ultreeces ultreeces. Ut edeepiscing. Eeneun mettees. Preesent teencidoont iret cunfellees telloos. Nem cunfellees leeberu tempur qooem. Qooeesqooe-a turtur. Meecenes feeferra neebh iget feleet. Noollem hendrereet felees leureet dooee. Festeebooloom unte-a ipsoom preemis in fooceeboos oorcee looctoos it ultreeces pusooere-a coobeelia Cooree-a; Sed feheecoola ineem id ist. Ut iooeesmud. Coorebeetoor ec leu. Qooeesqooe-a melesooeda moorees et oogooe-a nunoommy feoogeeet. Prueen pusooere-a. Iteeem hendrereet qooem fereeoos ineem cummudu feeferra. Integer fel mee nun oogooe-a igestes cunsectetooer. In it urna qooees turtur purtteetur iecoolees. Eleeqooem eleeqooet, moorees in pheretra melesooeda, ipsoom oodeeu feheecoola dulur, teencidoont foolpootete-a metoos leeberu fel ineem. Qooeesqooe-a iooeesmud. Sed fel noolla. Dooees feetee-a leu in neesl feeferra feheecoola. Coorebeetoor feetee-a neesl seet emet oogooe-a festeebooloom fulootpet. Dooees it messa it oodeeu ultreeces looctoos. Soospendeesse-a qooees ercoo. Noonc cunsectetooer pellentesqooe-a messa. Preesent fel mee. Meecenes deectoom ercoo qooees oogooe-a rootroom fenenetees. Murbee feheecoola oogooe-a nec oogooe-a. Noollem imperdeeet mettees lurem. Qooeesqooe-a purta oorcee a urna. Dunec fel dooee id mee ultreeces depeeboos. Prueen tempoos megna seet emet leu. Pellentesqooe-a it noonc ec dooee feceelisis feceelisis. Pellentesqooe-a ec leegoola. Soospendeesse-a iecoolees. Noollem ec megna. Iteeem feetee-a iret nec lecoos poolfeener fulootpet. Soospendeesse-a metoos. Soospendeesse-a cummudu, sem nun blundeet melesooeda, oogooe-a leegoola sudeles neebh, feetee-a leceenia sem qooem nec neesi. Foosce-a nun qooem id sepeeee depeeboos eleeqooet. Noonc blundeet feheecoola ercoo. Eeneun nunoommy dulur a neesi. Ut it metoos. Meecenes ercoo ileet, soosceepit id, cundeementoom ioo, hendrereet nec, ineem. Festeebooloom feoogeeet. Prueen cunseqooet telloos id leu. Dooees eleeqooem cummudu sepeeee. Noonc ec sem. Foosce-a feheecoola mulesteee-a pooroos. Eleeqooem fooceeboos pheretra toorpees. Festeebooloom feoogeeet, neesl qooees beebendoom ultreecies, leegoola megna rootroom oorcee, id purtteetur moorees dooee ut urna. Noollem leeberu. Moorees ec neqooe-a. Sed feheecoola imperdeeet lectoos. Eeneun grefeeda neesl feetee-a neesl. Eeneun ut telloos in leu fermentoom teencidoont. Nem fel turtur seet emet leu cungooe-a sudeles. Meecenes ipsoom neesi, ultreeces id, soosceepit fel, mullees id, qooem. Preesent ileeeffend cummudu pede-a. Soospendeesse-a blundeet ileet nun ist. Noollem ec noonc. Noonc feceelisis. Meecenes feetee-a irus. Iteeem fel neesi feetee-a ineem fereeoos sulleecitoodin. Meecenes et felees ut lurem teencidoont iecoolees. Foosce-a sem. Dunec neebh iret, mettees a, iooeesmud in, ullemcurper nec, ileet. Moorees iret leegoola, rhuncoos ec, fermentoom et, freengilla et, leu. Feefemoos blundeet feceelisis ist. Cres feleet moorees, ileeeffend nec, mullees fel, melesooeda nec, ileet. Coom suceeis netuqooe-a peneteeboos it megnees dees pertooreeent muntes, nescetoor reedicooloos moos. Pheselloos nec neebh. Noollem nun ineem. Noonc nun metoos ut irus fereeoos edeepiscing. Dooees hendrereet ileet seet emet megna. Pellentesqooe-a qooees lectoos. Cres et ipsoom. Coorebeetoor et felees. Dooees feeferra fenenetees irus. Noollem nun lurem. Noollem eleeqooet festeebooloom neebh. Sed moorees dooee, nunoommy seet emet, scelereesqooe-a nec, preteeoom ut, leu. Soospendeesse-a pusooere-a. Lurem ipsoom dulur seet emet, cunsectetooer edeepiscing ileet. Preesent it oogooe-a. Ut edeepiscing, felees ultreecies pleceret coorsoos, ist ipsoom ilementoom ist, it leceenia neesl urna iget oorcee. Iteeem feheecoola dulur edeepiscing deeem. Bork Bork Bork!

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too much time on your hands?
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Paradox on April 09, 2007, 03:50:48 am
Way too much time on my hands.
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: n00b pl0x on April 09, 2007, 04:45:32 am
wow you actually made that?
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Paradox on April 09, 2007, 05:00:07 am
The power of a week with no internet.
Long long ago.
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: n00b pl0x on April 09, 2007, 05:40:33 am
why didnt you just watch tv or something like a normal person >_<
Title: t3h l33t |)r37(|-|
Post by: Taiyo.uk on April 09, 2007, 06:10:55 am
:dretch: *type* *type* *long command* *enter* :defcomp:
What are you doing? -- :tyrant:
:dretch: -- Installing some l33t k0d3z.
Woah, what's that?! -- :tyrant:
:dretch: -- It's quake2.
But.... but... but... defence computers have no GUI! -- :tyrant:
:dretch: -- I know. (http://www.jfedor.org/aaquake2/)
Zomg! quake... no gui... it's quake, but there's no gui.... omg! omg! quake... no gui.... quake... z0mg!!1111... qua.... -- :tyrant: *BOOM*!

...

:dretch: *type* *type* *type* :defcomp:
Eww. Why are there exploded tyrant parts everywhere? -- :dragoon:
:dretch: -- My k0d3z were too l33t for him.
Your k0d3z? -- :dragoon:
:dretch: -- Yeah, I was playing some quake2, but now I'm watching tv (http://n00n.free.fr/aatv/).
omg wtf omg wtf omg wtf omg wtf omg wtf -- :dragoon: *BOOM*!

...

:dretch: *type* *type* *long cryptic sed expression* :defcomp:
Eww. Why are there exploded dragoon parts everywhere? -- :granger:
:dretch: -- My k0d3z were too l33t for him.
Your k0d3z? -- :granger:
:dretch: -- Yeah, I was watching some TV but now I'm writing a script that finds all emails with phrases like "the family way" or "the rhythm method" or "sheep" then sends them to me so I've got some payfilth to pwn humans with.
Onoz! Here comes one now! -- :granger:
:dretch: -- Hide behind the :defcomp:

...

:human: *point* *click* *pretty icons* :defcomp:
What are you doing? -- :dretch:
:human: -- Just installed AIGLX and Beryl
EEEEEEWWW! -- :dretch:
:human: -- Now, just need to configure this RAID array....
:human: *click* *select* *3D desktop* :defcomp:
OMG! YUK! SYSCONFIG IN GRAPHICAL MODE? EEEWWW!! SICK! IT'S $NANO /ETC/RAIDTAB YOU NUBCAK0RZ! -- :dretch:
:human: -- Whatever. *click* *tickbox* *scroll* *scroll* *click* :defcomp:
OMFG! USING GRAPHICAL TO BUILD A NEW KERNEL?!?!?! NOOO! UR SUPPOSED TO WRITE YOUR .CONFIG USING ONLY DD!!1! AAAARRRGGGHH... -- :dretch: *BOOM*!

...

:granger: -- Eww. Why are there exploded dretch bits everywhere?
My k0d3z weren't l33t enough for him. -- :human:
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Glunnator on April 09, 2007, 11:05:47 am
{Not story: LOL TAIYO! :D  :D  :D  :D  :D  :D  :D  :D  :D  :D  :D  :D  :D  :D  :D  :D  :D  :D  :D  :D  :D  :D  :D  :D  :D  :D  :D  :D  :D  :D  :D  :D  :D  :D  :D  :D  :D  :D  :D  :D  :D  :D  :D  :D  :D  :D  :D  :D  :D  :D  :D  :D  :D  :D  :D  :D  :D  :D  :D  :D  :D  :D  :D  :D  :D  :D  :D  :D  :D  :D  :D  :D  :D  :D  :D  :D  :D  :D  :D  :D  :D  :D  :D  :D  :D  :D  :D  :D  :D  :D  :D  :D  :D  :D  :D  :D  :D  :D  :D  :D  :D  :D  :D  :D  :D  :D  :D  :D  :D  :D  :D  :D  :D  :D  :D  :D  :D  :D  :D  :D  :D  :D  :D  :D  :D  :D  :D  :D  :D  :D  :D  :D  :D  :D  :D  :D  :D  :D  :D  :D  :D  :D  :D  :D  :D  :D  :D  :D  :D  :D  :D  :D  :D  :D  :D  :D  :D  :D  :D  :D  :D  :D  :D  :D  :D  :D  :D  :D  :D  :D  :D  :D  :D  :D  :D  :D  :D  :D  :D  :D  :D  :D  :D  :D  :D  :D  :D  :D  :D  :D  :D  :D  :D  :D  :D  :D  :D  :D  :D  :D  :D  :D  :D  :D  :D  :D  :D  :D  :D  :D  :D  :D  :D  :D  :D  :D  :D  :D  :D  :D  :D  :D  :D  :D  :D  :D  :D  :D }

So then the granger said:
OMG wtf OMG wtf OMG wtf OMG wtf B0-- :granger:
 :human: --WAIT!
...what?-- :granger:
 :human: --Don't explode! too cliche!
oh, right-- :granger:
...
...huh?!-- :granger: *b00m*
 :battlesuit: --Ha Ha Ha!
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Menace13 on April 09, 2007, 01:55:38 pm
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Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Paradox on April 09, 2007, 05:14:52 pm
Quote from: "n00b pl0x"
why didnt you just watch tv or something like a normal person >_<


Fiber optic cable melted=no tv and no internet make paradox something something.


Go crazy?

DON'T MIND IF I DO!
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: E-Mxp on April 12, 2007, 03:34:50 pm
The story must go on!!!

When :granger: went to the cinema and watched Tremulous the Movie, there where also alot of humans. :human: said...
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Taiyo.uk on April 12, 2007, 04:13:53 pm
"Is that a barricade you're building or are you just happy to see me?"
So then the :granger: ...
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Menace13 on April 12, 2007, 08:06:23 pm
Quote from: "Taiyo.uk"
"Is that a barricade you're building or are you just happy to see me?"
So then the :granger: ...

gave him an  :overmind: -hat (built an  :overmind:  on his head =P) and said "pwned!"

then (like the reac) hurt him 491863578627815612387356817243 but he was using god mode...then...
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: ShadowNinjaDudeMan on April 12, 2007, 09:11:49 pm
...I made a rather tasty peanut butter sandwich and ate it with great gusto and a certain sense of satisfaction.

THE END.
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Taiyo.uk on April 12, 2007, 10:17:08 pm
:dragoon: *munch* *munch*
What's that? -- :basilisk:
:dragoon: *munch* peanut butter *munch* *munch*
That's allot of peanut butter. Where did you find it? -- :basilisk:
:dragoon: -- *munch* *munch* Inside that human *munch* *gobble*
EEEEEEEWWWW! I said don't eat that bit! -- :basilisk:
:dragoon: -- *chomp* *munch* Why not? *munch*
Because it's not peanut butter! -- :basilisk:
:dragoon: -- *munch* *crunch* Yes it is *bite* I saw him eating a peanut butter sandwich before I chomped him *munch* *munch* So this is all the peanut butter that was in the sandwich. *chomp* *bite*
So the sandwich is in his stomach, you're eating his colo... :basilisk:
:dragoon: -- Stop arguing! I know it's peanut butter because it's brown with crunchy bits and..
OH GOD! GROSS! STFU! Ok, fine, enjoy your peanut butter. I'll just go and gas myself. -- :basilisk:
:dragoon: -- *munch* *munch* mmmm crunchy *munch*...
...

So then...
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Menace13 on April 13, 2007, 02:19:33 pm
a dretch came in and found goon bits all over the floor from when it exploded from when it realized that it was eating...someting NOT peanut butter...and then the dretch exploded 2 and a granger came along and...
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Taiyo.uk on April 13, 2007, 03:15:33 pm
:granger: -- Ooh look a pile of gibs and peanut butter!

In the abundance of all the nutritious food the :granger: built a n00b base with lots of barricades and floor trappers all in the middle of nowhere.
 
:granger: -- ALL MY BASE ARE BELONG TO ME!
:granger: -- PH33R MY L33T BASE!
:granger: -- NO1 CAN WIN CUZ I HAVE L33T BASE!
:granger: -- N00B! ROFL! I PWNZ0R J00 LOL!

so then...
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: E-Mxp on April 13, 2007, 04:09:44 pm
(**thinking in myself** Lol, a-bun-dance. lol dancing buns!!**)

a human with a ackit arrived and looked at the alien L33t base.

:human: -- OMG! That's the best base ava!!
Indeed, isn't it pretty!! -- :granger:
:human: -- It whould PWNz0r us all!!
Yes, YES!! -- :granger:
:human: -- I wouldn't dare to get into that UBER base!!
YES, IT'S UBEr!! OMG! the adrenaline! -- :granger:
:human: -- ??
ARG, OOHF!!! -- :granger:
:human: -- ......Ehhhh,.......L33t?
AAAARRRRRHGGGGG!!! -- :granger:
:granger: exploded
Ooohh, peanut butter! -- :human:
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Taiyo.uk on April 13, 2007, 04:36:08 pm
:human: -- Mmmm green peanut butter is l33t!
STOP EATING GRANGER POO AND BUILD A FOOKEN REACTOR! -- :helmet:

:basilisk: -- lol scat!

so then...
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: AKAnotu on April 13, 2007, 10:02:01 pm
Quote from: "Paradox"
Quote from: "n00b pl0x"
why didnt you just watch tv or something like a normal person >_<


Fiber optic cable melted=no tv and no internet make paradox something something.


Go crazy?

DON'T MIND IF I DO!
if anyone doesn't know, thats from a simpsons halloween special that ripped off the shining
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Taiyo.uk on April 14, 2007, 07:12:35 pm
:dretch: -- z0mg! its from a simpsons special?
All camp and no kills makes basilisk a dull alien. -- :basilisk:
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Menace13 on April 14, 2007, 07:42:05 pm
Quote from: "Taiyo.uk"
:dretch: -- z0mg! its from a simpsons special?
All camp and no kills makes basilisk a dull alien. -- :basilisk:

and a dead one --  :helmet:  :grenade: --> :basilisk:

{not story: ZOMG 26 pages =P}
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: ShadowNinjaDudeMan on April 14, 2007, 09:32:45 pm
But then a random dretch went:

 :dretch: [SPLOOSH!]  :tyrant:

And kicked the power rangers asses.
But then a gigantic fish finger...
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Taiyo.uk on April 14, 2007, 10:14:57 pm
:tyrant: -- Ooh, a fish finger!
I wonder what it's relative permeability is? -- :dretch:
:tyrant: -- Probably very close to unity, unless the fish had an exceptional amount of iron their diet.
Hmm, well, there are allot of exposed haematite seams in the oceans around here. -- :dretch:
:tyrant: -- What are you doing now?
I'm winding a solenoid around the fish finger, I can measure it's inductance to find the permeability. -- :dretch:
:tyrant: -- You're weird. Most people just eat the fish finger.
ZOMGWTFBBQHAX! It's relative permeability is liek 5000 d00d! -- :dretch:
:tyrant: -- This can only mean one thing!

...

:human: -- Bugger! They found the iron girder I hid in the giant fish finger! It was meant to break all their teeth off and make them unable to eat so they'd starve.

...

:dretch: -- See! Told you the electromagnetic theory would come in handy!
You could have just opened the fish finger to check it for iron bars. -- :tyrant:
:dretch: -- Smart-arse. I can design l33t transformers and efficient power transmission systems and build clever polyphase induction machines and correct your power factor!
But you don't care about that, and you have absolutely no application for it. -- :tyrant:
:dretch: -- Why?
Because you're an alien. -- :tyrant:
:dretch: -- Shit.
So stop using "higher education" as an excuse for camping and go pwn some humans! -- :tyrant:

...

:advmarauder: -- Where's :dretch: gone? I haven't seen him for ages.
I told him to stop camping and pwn humans -- :tyrant:
:advmarauder: -- Well, he's not attacking or defending, I'll go and look for..
BZZZZZZEEEERRT!
:advmarauder: -- WTF was that?!

:dretch: -- There, all done.

:tesla: :tesla: :tesla: :tesla:
:tesla: :egg: :overmind: :tesla:
:tesla: :egg: :egg: :tesla:
:tesla: :tesla: :tesla: :tesla:

:advmarauder: -- WTF?!?!?111!1?! -- :tyrant:

:dretch: -- I've used my masterful knowledge of EM theory to construct these tesla coils, they'll electrocute any human that approaches our base!
:tyrant: -- !
:advmarauder: -- !

So then...
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: E-Mxp on April 16, 2007, 07:21:53 am
:human: -- OMG! aLIEN tESLAS!!!
Ooh, no problem -- :helmet:
:human: -- What are you trying to say?
Well, if you are wearing rubber shoe soles you will be alright -- :helmet:
:human: -- Really?
And I have invented a "save-state remote"!!! -- :helmet:
:human: -- OOHHH! Let me try!!!

:human: created savestate 1
:human: -- Well, I'm going in!
:human: was zapped by alien :tesla:
:human: loaded savestate 1

:human: -- Well, I'm going....
:human: -- Hey, it worked!!
It did??? -- :helmet:

So...
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Lord Baxter on April 16, 2007, 08:57:46 am
:dretch: yaarg! the alien teslas combined with save/loading games has created a portal to another dimension!

..... it could happen

Edit: feel free to disregard this, i think i made a mistake...
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: E-Mxp on April 16, 2007, 04:56:18 pm
...that we all will be sucked into a other dimension with no way back!
:human: -- ONOEZ!!!
OMG HAX! -- :helmet:

:human:, :helmet: and :dretch: where sucked into the portal and arrived at the alien base.

:dretch: -- WTF!!
I am the Overmind!! -- :overmind:
:dretch: -- My lord.
I have calculated Lord Baxter's L33tness! -- :overmind:
:dretch: -- And what is his L33tness?
L33t-but-less-l33t-than-before-because-he-may-made-a-mistake, so he is -- :overmind:
L22t -- :overmind:
:dretch: -- I'll log on to the forum and change his profile
Good!! -- :overmind:
:granger: -- Hé, chouldn't I be the one who whould....
NO! The Overmind has SPOKEN -- :overmind:

So...
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Paradox on April 16, 2007, 05:00:30 pm
But then the stupidity count made the universe explode.
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Taiyo.uk on April 18, 2007, 02:28:13 am
:human: -- It worked!
What worked? -- :helmet:
:human: -- I have created a parallel universe! Look!

Quote from: "parallel universe"
:human: -- Oh noes! The whole universe exploded because of your stupidity.
LOLOLOLOOOL! i are not stipod! youre moor stiupid! -- :basilisk:
:human: -- I am not, and I can prove it. Ask me any question and I'll reply with a really clever answer.
k wots 1+1? -- :basilisk:
:human: -- 2.
LOOLOOLOOOLOOLAL! ITS 3 LOL! YOURE STUPOD! ROFL! -- :basilisk:
:human: -- No, I think you'll find it's 2.
Z0MG! HAHAHAHAHAHAH! R0FL! N00B! LOL! -- :basilisk:

:trapper: :granger: -- h3h3h3! lolz i bild trapr on flor! t3h humiez will trod on it and get stuk!
z0mgz! thats li3k s000 l33t d00d! -- :dretch:
:barricade: :granger: -- r0fl! i put this baricad here so they trod on trapr!
lm40! h3r3 comz humy! -- :dretch:
:human: -- i can c ur trapper u n00b! i pwn u w/ my nade!
:human: blew himself up.
r0flm40! -- :granger:


:helmet: -- So.... You've made a parallel universe in which everything is stupid.
Yes, a whole parallel universe! Isn't it incredible? -- :human:
:helmet: -- You're a moron.
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: E-Mxp on April 20, 2007, 06:33:38 am
But than the alien tesla's got electrocuted by a :advmarauder: and the paralel universe got destroyed.

:advmarauder: -- Good that I destroyed the tesla's in our base! It whould have killed all the dretches who spawn.
WTF! -- :human: :dretch: :helmet:
:advmarauder: -- What??
NOOOO!! You ruined everything!!!-- :dretch:
:advmarauder: -- I did??
:advmarauder: -- Cool!
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Taiyo.uk on April 24, 2007, 03:27:44 pm
:granger: -- i are grang0r. ph33r me cuz i pwn.... liek this!!!1!

:granger: -- im on ur reactor warmin my harbl
:reactor:

:granger: -- im in ur armoury stealin ur gunz
:armoury:

:granger: -- im on ur head eatin ur brains
:human:

:granger: -- im in ur defcomp stealin ur dataz
:defcomp:

:granger: -- im in ur base acidwallin ur doors
:hovel:

:granger: -- im in ur game egspammin ur map
:egg:

so then...
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Lord Baxter on April 25, 2007, 04:05:03 am
:human:   ................................................. ..   :egg:  :egg: :grenade: :overmind: im in ur base nading ur overmind... :D
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Paradox on April 25, 2007, 05:40:40 am
But then there was a mathematical singularity, and it caused the human to turn into a giant sun-grenade that linked the core of every sun to every other sun in the universe, causing that human to become a hypermass, which sucked up all of trem, then started sucking up quake3, and jumped from quake3 to quake4, then to doom, then to the internets, where it ate bill clinton, and bill gates, and $1 bill, and a duck bill, and everyone.
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Surge on April 25, 2007, 08:48:29 am
a  :granger: walked up to the mega-human-sun-quake 3

 :helmet: was deconstructed by  :granger:


 :dretch: -- WTF!! why did u decon my mega-human that i generated from my mathemati-

 :granger:-- Shut up

 :battlesuit: --Hi

 :dretch:  :granger: --AARGH!!!!

 :dretch:   + :granger: were caught and squished accidentaly by :battlesuit:

 :battlesuit: -- Oh shit

then....
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Glunnator on April 27, 2007, 04:28:49 pm
..a timewarp ocurred and sent :granger: to three seconds earlier, onto the same place where he was that same time, so he telefragged himself thus he was dead and didn't appear again 'cus he was dead, so the result was like a granger spontaniously combusting.
Like this:
>> :granger: <<
>>¡¡EXPLODE!! :granger: *acid explosion*<<
>>. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .<<

and then  :dretch: said:
 :dretch: --OMGWTFL33THAXORSBBQLOLROFLCOPTERCAKES&HAMSTERSHAKES+PIE! :eek:

 :battlesuit: --stfu
k-- :dretch:
 :battlesuit: --hey, weren't you supposed to be squished?
...no?-- :dretch:
 :battlesuit: --ah, k, sorry.
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Surge on April 29, 2007, 09:06:06 am
then...


 :dretch: - I have finished my time quandary machine!

What is it? -  :battlesuit:

 :dretch: - It shall reverse time and create an option that i choose

Wahoo!!

Oh no. -  :battlesuit:

 :tyrant: - How many times do i have to tell you  :dretch: ?

Stop mingling with the humans!

 :dretch: - But mum....

 :tyrant: - NO buts!! now go to bed.

 :dretch: - f*#$#%^ asshole

 :overmind: - Watch your language!

 :dretch: - f$#% you

 :dretch:  evolved to   :helmet:

 :helmet: - muahahaha

 :battlesuit:  :overmind:  :tyrant: - wtf kick the h4x0r!!

 :overmind:  destroyed by TEAMATE  :helmet:

 :tyrant: was caught in the fallout of  :helmet: 's lucifer cannon

 :battlesuit:  was killed by TEAMATE :helmet:

 :helmet: - Muahahaha now i shall NEVER die!!!

 :helmet:  was squished.

 :helmet: - Oh shit
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: mooseberry on April 29, 2007, 09:13:04 am
:dretch: Aha, my new invention will defeat all humans!! Muahaha

 :human: <= Risujin: "Messes with code. Compile.

 :dretch: Magnetically atravted to => :turret:

 :dretch: Goddamn it.
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Glunnator on April 29, 2007, 10:26:30 am
HELP!! I can't get away from this thing!-- :dretch: . . . . . . :turret:
 :dragoon: --Dude, wth?
HELPS ME!-- :dretch: . . . . . :turret:
 :dragoon: --What should I do?
Kill the turret! KILL THE TURRET! AAH-- :dretch: . . . . :turret: --blamblamablamblamblam
 :dragoon: --ah, ok!
 :dretch: --(http://www.acc.umu.se/~zqad/cats/1168702253-1167488581177436.t.jpg)

 :dragoon: --Oh, er... oops, too late... Ah, well.
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Surge on April 29, 2007, 01:44:18 pm
then the  :dretch: came back from the dead.

The :dretch: was very angry and went on a killing spree

 :dragoon: was killed by TEAMATE :dretch
 :overmind: was destroyed by TEAMATE :dretch
:overmind--- WTF??
F!@# you all!!! --- :dretch:
:advmarauder:  was killed by TEAMATE :dretch:
 :tyrant: was killed by TEAMATE :dretch:
 :granger: was killed by TEAMATE :dretch:
 :basilisk: was killed by TEAMATE :dretch:
 :dretch: was killed by TEAMATE :tyrant:


 F!@# you all!!---:dretch:
F!@# you all!!---:dretch:
F!@# you all!!---:dretch:
F!@# you all!!---:dretch:
F!@# you all!!---:dretch:
F!@# you all!!---:dretch:
F!@# you all!!---:dretch:
F!@# you all!!---:dretch:
F!@# you all!!---:dretch:
F!@# you all!!---:dretch:
F!@# you all!!---:dretch:
F!@# you all!!---:dretch:
F!@# you all!!---:dretch:
:tyrant:--- stop f!@#$%^ spamming
F!@# you all!!---:dretch:
F!@# you all!!---:dretch:
F!@# you all!!---:dretch:
F!@# you all!!---:dretch:
:tyrant:--- !kick :dretch:
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Glunnator on April 29, 2007, 03:32:32 pm
(http://www.acc.umu.se/~zqad/cats/1166468277-NotFunny.t.jpg)
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Taiyo.uk on April 29, 2007, 05:16:36 pm
:dragoon: -- All these pictures of pussy are making me hot.
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Glunnator on April 29, 2007, 05:46:09 pm
(http://www.acc.umu.se/~zqad/cats/1174329819-not_amused.t.jpg)(http://www.acc.umu.se/~zqad/cats/1174329819-415260710_e705e49141.b.jpg)(http://www.acc.umu.se/~zqad/cats/1174329819-405881968_fa8e87eec3.b.jpg)

 :dragoon: was brutally disintegrated by Revenge Cat's intarweb destruction
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Surge on May 01, 2007, 01:49:02 pm
Revenge Cat killed itself.
Revenge Cat killed itself.
Revenge Cat killed itself.
Revenge Cat killed itself.
Revenge Cat killed itself.
Revenge Cat killed itself.
Revenge Cat killed itself.
Revenge Cat killed itself.
Revenge Cat killed itself.
Revenge Cat killed itself.
Revenge Cat killed itself.
Revenge Cat killed itself.
Revenge Cat killed itself.
Revenge Cat killed itself.
Revenge Cat killed itself.
Overmind deconstructed by Revenge cat
Egg deconstructed by Revenge cat
Acid Tube deconstructed by Revenge cat
Booster deconstructed by Revenge cat
Egg deconstructed by Revenge cat
Egg deconstructed by Revenge cat
Egg deconstructed by Revenge cat
Revenge Cat killed itself.

Revenge Cat-- WTF? No spawns who f***ing deconned??
Humans Win


 :advmarauder: -- !kick Revenge Cat Deconning

Revnge Cat was kicked REASON: Deconning

 :advmarauder: -- stupid bastard

The Overmind Concurs! -- :overmind:

then...
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Glunnator on May 01, 2007, 04:41:46 pm
U Phail! Revenge cat isn't on any team! He spawns when and where he wishes and does NEVER do anything like deconning or teamkilling (exept for revenge against same).

Muahaha!
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: KobraKaine on May 01, 2007, 04:57:53 pm
...and then everybody died.  Except for me, and maybe two or three hundred ridiculously hot females.

Fuck you all.  :D
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Glunnator on May 01, 2007, 05:08:26 pm
then those females turned out to be tyrants and you were saved at the last moment by Lava Croft, who sadly had to be left behind...  :o omg the heroness!
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Taiyo.uk on May 01, 2007, 11:02:23 pm
:defcomp: :dretch: *type* *type* *very long awk program* -- Psst, hey got a minute?
No way, I am NOT looking at what you're doing this time. -- :tyrant:

:defcomp: :dretch: *cat /dev/urandom > /dev/eth0 etc...* *type* -- Hey, can you help me out here?
ABSOLUTELY NOT!!! I'm not interested in your SICK perversions! -- :dragoon:

:defcomp: :dretch: -- FFS! WOULD SOMEONE JUST HELP ME GET MY FSCKIN' PRINTER WORKING!!1!

Oh, right. I though you wanted to pwn me with your l33t k0d3z. You need to plug the printer in before it'll work. -- :tyrant:
:dretch: -- Well spotted watson. *click* Now, to print some l33t pr0ns.

:tyrant: -- pr0ns?!
:human: -- b00bi3z?!!
:dragoon: -- omg where pr0ns?!

:dretch: -- On this sheet of paper. Here, take a look.

:tyrant: -- *BOOM*
:human: -- *BOOM*
:dragoon: -- *BOOM*
:granger: -- Eww. Exploded guts and brains.

:dretch: -- Excellent! They didn't even get the chance to say "omg wtf".

Just then...
:dretch: was mass driven by :helmet:
:helmet: -- Ooh, a piece of paper, I wonder whats on it...
So :helmet: picked the paper up and looked at it's content which was...
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Plague Bringer on May 02, 2007, 12:17:38 am
(http://xs315.xs.to/xs315/07183/[x].png)

(http://xs315.xs.to/xs315/07183/[x].png)

(http://xs315.xs.to/xs315/07183/[x].png)

(http://www.forum.md/Data/Journals/censored.gif)
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: DASPRiD on May 02, 2007, 12:19:29 am
[offtopic]

E-Mxp: what exacly are you waiting for?

[/offtopic]
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Taiyo.uk on May 02, 2007, 03:16:10 am
:human: -- Yeah, what is he waiting for?
He's waiting for t3h pr0ns. -- :helmet:
:human: -- You got the pr0n? On the paper the dretch had?
Yes. I shall pin it up in our base so that he doesn't have to wait anymore. There, it's up next to the armoury. -- :helmet:
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                                       $$$.$$$+++++++$$$... .*.+.*....+++
                                     $$$$$$.+ +++++++   *.. ..*.*..+++..++
                                    $$$$$$.+ +       ++  *.. .**..+..****..
                                    $$$$..+   .......  +  *...*.++.**..+++++
                                   $$$$..+ + +++++$$$$  + $$$$$$$$$++++     +
                                   $$$$.. + ... .....$$   $$$$$$$$$$....*****
                                  $$$$$.   ..$$.........$$$$$$$$$$$$$.......*
                           $      $++++.  .$$$$$$$$$$$$$.....$$$$$$..    ....+
                           $     $+++++.  .$$$...             ..*$$$$$     ...+
                           $$   $$+++++.  .$                  ...$$$$.    ...+
                           $*$$$$+++++*.  .$.+++/.             ...$$$$.    ...+
                           $*++++++++**.  .$.    ///    ++++/. ...$$$..    ...+
                           $++.+++++**$.  .$. $$$$$       .+/+++..$$+..    ..+
                            $*******$*$++++$   ++   .  . +++$$++.$$$+.    ...+
                            $$$$$$$$+$$$$$$         .  +   +   ..$$+..   ...+
                             $+++++++$$$$$.        .   +        .$$..   ...*
                                $****$$$$$...    ..    +/      .$$+   ...*..
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                                 $$$$**$$$....  .          ....$$  ..**++..
                                  $*****$$..   **.+**++.   ....$...$$+++..
                                   $$$$$   .     +*$$$$++   ..$$..$$$$$$.
                                    $$$    +.             ....$$$....$$.
                                           +++.          ..$$$$$$$$$$$$
                                          +.++++     ....$$$$$$ $$$$$
                                        ++....+..+.$$$$$$$$$$$$$$+++
                               +++++++++......+..+..$$$$$$$$$$$$$...++++++++++
                          ++++++++++++.........+..+....+$$$$$$...+++++++++++++++++++++
                       ++++++++.... .++++......+..+...++++ .... +++....+++++++++++++++++
                     +++++.....+....   .++++....+..+..++..++++++...........++++++++++++++
                    +... .....+++...      ..+++.+.....++++.     ..................++++++++
                   +..      ..........     ...........      ........................+++++++
                   +.       .........................................................+++++++
                   +.   ....++.....................................................++++++++++
                   +.......+++++.................................    .+++++++++++++++++++++++
                   +.......+++++..................................           .++++++++++++++++
                   *+......+++++.. ......................................        ++++++++++++++
                   *+......++++++.  .................................                /.$.+++++++
                   *+......++++++.   ........++..........................+               $.++++++
                   *+......+++*$+..    ...+++++++...................                   ...$*++++++
                    *+.....++++*$+.    ..+++++++++...  ..................+              ...$**+++++
                    *+.....++++*$...   ...+++++++++.   ...................+      ...........$***++++
                    *+.....++++*$.+.    ...+++++++++    ...............        ...........++*$**+++++
                    *+......+++$$...   ....+++++++++.   ..............................++++****$/***+++
                    *++.....+++*$..    .....+++++++++    ...............++++++++++++++++*******$$***+++
                     *+.....+++*$.     .....++++++++++.   ........... ......+******$$$$$$********$***+++
                     *++.....++*$.     .....++++++++++..    ...         .....++****$$$ $$*********$*****++
                      $+.....++$..     .....+++++++++++..                .....+++++$$$$ $$*********$$****++
                      *++....+*..      .........++++++++..            +++.....+++++$$$$ $$$***********$****+
                       *+....+*..      ...........++++**....        .+++++...++++++$$$$  $$****************+
                       *+....+*..        .........++++++*+.....   ..+++$$++.++++++$$$$$   $****************++
                        *+...+*..          ........+++++$$++.........++$+++++++++$$$$$$$   $***************++
                         *+...*...           .....++++++$$$++++........+++++++++$$$$$$$$    $****************
                         *+...*+.......++++.....++++++*$$$$$$++++++++++++++++++$$$$$$$$$$    ****************
                          $+...*+.....++$$+....+++++++$$$$$$$$$$*++++++++++*$$$$$$$$$$$$$$     **************
                           *+...$+.....++$+..+++++++*$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$++$$$$$$$     ***********
                            *+...$$$+...++++++++++*$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$*+++.+++**$$$$$       *****
                            +......$$*+++++++*$$$$.................   ..$$$$$$*+........++$$$$$$      **
                             +......+*$$$$$$$*+..............          .......$+.....  ...+++*$$$$$
                              ++....                                  ..........$$$$$    ....+**$$$$$
                               ++++...                       ......................    .   ...++++*$$$
                                +++++...........        .............................   .    ...++++*$$
                                 ++++++..................++++++++.....................  .     ..++++++*$
                                  ++++++.....+++++++++++++$$$$$$$$$**.............$$....  .     ...++++*$
                                    +++++++++++++$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$**...........+..$$... ..     ...++++*$
                                      ++++       $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$**.......*$$....$$....     ...++++*$
                                                  $$$$$$................**..$$++.$$$....  ..      ...++++*$
                                                   $$$*+.....        ....***.$$....$$...  ...     ....++++$$
                                                   $$*+++.....            ***$$$$...$$$   ...     .....+++*$
                                                   $*++++++.....            *$$   ...      ..      .....+++$$
                                                   $$*+++++++..............         . ... ...      ......+++$
                                                  $$$*++...++++++..............      ........      ......+++$$
                                                  $$$$*++................     ...     .......      ......+++$$
                                                  $$$$$*++.............         ++    ........    .......+++$$
                                                  $$$$$$*++............          +     .......   . ......+++$$
                                                  $$$$$$*++..............               .....  .   ....+++**$$
                                                  $$$$$$$*+.................           .......     ....+++**$$
                                                  *$$$$$$*+++++....++++++......       ......      .....+++**$$
                                                   $$$$$$*+++............+++.....    ......       .....+++**$$
                                                   $$$$$*+++................+++.........+..       .....+++**$$
                                                    $$$$*+++.................+++++....++....      .....+++**$$
                                                    $$$$$*++......    ........++++++++......     ......+++**$$
                                                     $$$$$*++......    ........++++$$+.......    ......+++**$
                                                     $$$$$*++......      ......+++++$+.......    ......+++**$
                                                      $$$$$*++.....      .......+++*$$+.......   .....+++**$$
                                                      $$$$$**++.....      ......++++*$++......   .....+++**$
                                                       $$$$**++......      ......+++*$$++.....   .....++**$$
                                                       $$$$**+++.....       .....+++*$$$+.............++**$$
                                                        $$$$*+++......       .....+++*$$$*...........++**$$
                                                        $$$$$*+++.....       .....+++*$$$$+..........++*$$
                                                         $$$$*+++.....       .....+++*$$$$+..........++*$$
                                                          $$$$**++......      .....+++**$$$+.........+*$$
                                                           $$$$*+++.....       ....++++*$$$$+........+*$$
                                                            $$$$*+++.....      ....+++++*$$$++......+*$$
                                                             $$$$*+++....       ...+++++*$$$$++....++*$$
                                                             $$$$*+++....       ...+++++*$$$$++..++*$$
                                                              $$$$**++....       ...+++++**$$$+++++**$
                                                               $$$$**+++...       ...++++**$$$$*+++**$
                                                                $$$$**+++...      ....++++*$$$**++**$
                                                                 $$$$**++....      ....++++*$$$*+$$$
                                                                  $$$$**++...       ....+++*$$$*+**$
                                                                   $$$$**++...       ...++++*$$***$$
                                                                    $$$$**.....       ..++++*$$**$$
                                                                     $$$**+++..        ..+++*$$*$$
                                                                      $$$**++...        ..++*$$*$$
                                                                       $$$$**+...        .$$$$$$$
                                                                        $$$**+....       ...$$$$$
                                                                         $$$$+..............$$$$
                                                                          $$$.....+++........$$
                                                                          $$$... .+++........$$
                                                                          $$.....   ........*$$
                                                                         $$$...++..  ......*$$*
                                                                        $$*......++.......*+$$
                                                                       $*+...++....+......+*$$
                                                                      $*+.....+..........++$$$
                                                                     $*++...  .+.........++$$$
                                                                    $+*+++...     ......+++$$$
                                                                   $$*+++....     .....+++$$$$
                                                                  $$*+++.....     .....++$$$$$
                                                                  $*+++.....     .....+++$$$$$
                                                                 $*+++......    ...+++++$$$$$$
                                                                $**+++......   ....++++$$$$$$$
                                                               $**++.......  ....+++++$$$$$$$*
                                                               $**++.......  ....++++$$$$$$$$
                                                              $$*+++.......  ....++++$$$$$$$*
                                                              $**++.......  ...+++++$$$$$$$$
                                                              $**++......   ...+++$$$$$$$$$$
                                                              $**++.....   ...+++$$$$++*$$$$
                                                              $*++.....   ...++++$$$$*++*$$
                                                              $**+.....  ...++++$$$$++++$$$
                                                             +**.....        +$$$$++++++$$
                                                             $......        +$$$$++++ ++$$
                                                            $......        +$$$$$+++  +$$
                                                           $......        +$$$$$*++   +$$
                                                           $.....        +$$$$$$*++  ++$
                                                          $.....        + $$$$$*+++  +$$
                                                          $.....       +  $$$$$*++  ++$
                                                         $.....       +   $$$$*++  ++$$
                                                         $....      +     $$$*++   ++$
                                                        $$...      +      $$*+++  ++$$
                                                       $$...      +       $$+++   ++$
:human: *BOOM*
Eww exploded human bits -- :helmet:

so then...
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Glunnator on May 02, 2007, 08:24:36 am
:advmarauder: came along and got stuck behind a  :barricade: and said:
 :advmarauder: --WTH?!!
 :granger: --yo wassaa
I can't get through!! why is this thing here?!-- :advmarauder:
 :granger: --to keep hummies out
So then  :advmarauder: ...
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: E-Mxp on May 02, 2007, 10:04:26 am
killed himself and respawned at the other side of the :barricade:

Didn't you hear the news?? -- :advmarauder:
:granger: -- No, what is it?
The humans stopt attacking a hour ago! -- :advmarauder:
:granger: -- Why would they do that?
They are standing there, looking at a picture next to the armoury -- :advmarauder:
:granger: **presses tab**
:granger: -- OMG!! There are 12 hummies, all 0 kills!!
:granger: went to human base
:granger: -- Oooh, its just porn!.... Porn?!

:dretch: -- Where did :granger: go?
Ooh, to human base -- :advmarauder:
Didn't you hear the news?? -- :advmarauder:

[offtopic] Waiting for Tremradio!! I tuned in last Saturday and there was only the background music :(.
And the show of February gets boring after a month listening on my mp3player :D[/offtopic]
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Surge on May 02, 2007, 12:59:31 pm
:advmarauder: -- They are developing a new gun called the porn cannon.
It utilises th-

Yeah yeah i know -- :dretch:

:advmarauder:-- You KNOW??

I invented it duh -- :dretch:

:advmarauder:-- You fool!!

Fuck off-- :dretch:

 :advmarauder:  was porned by TEAMATE :dretch:'s porn cannon

Muahaha--:dretch:

:dretch:   irradiporned himself

:dretch:-- damn now i need to spawn again in the 15-year long queue
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Glunnator on May 02, 2007, 02:24:34 pm
so, 15 years later...
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: KobraKaine on May 02, 2007, 03:19:34 pm
Billy the Gerbil rose to power in Sicily.  Surrounded by legions of Mafia rats and mercenary pigeons, he sat upon his throne in peace for many a year.  Then one day, his most trusted advisor Sally the Badger began whispering ideas of power and fame into his head.

Billy took her advice and began a campaign to rule first Europe, and then the rest of the world.
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Surge on May 02, 2007, 03:39:20 pm
there were no spawns left

Humans win
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Taiyo.uk on May 02, 2007, 03:40:38 pm
Billy was mauled by :tyrant:
:tyrant: was chaingunned by :battlesuit:
:battlesuit: was chomped by :dragoon:
:dragoon: was mass driven by :human:
:human: was bitten by :dretch:
:dretch: was gunned down by :helmet:
:helmet: fell foul to gravity.

then...
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Glunnator on May 02, 2007, 03:44:30 pm
the game crashed because there weren't any spawns left.
New game on Ancient Remains.

hummies moved to the lava room but then aliens decided to...
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Taiyo.uk on May 02, 2007, 04:25:58 pm
...build a tree base!

:granger: -- ph34r me i am de skwirrel! ...cuz i hav baes in der treez!

:human: -- Where are the aliens?
Dunno, statue room? -- :helmet:
:granger: *dig* *dig* *bury* :human: -- No, I checked there, perhaps they moved to our old base?
Might have, let's go and check -- :helmet:
:human: -- WTF?! I can't move! I'm stuck to the ground!

:granger: -- lol buried your nuts cuz I'm de skwirrel!

so then...
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Glunnator on May 02, 2007, 06:02:12 pm
:helmet: ran off to fins alien base, leaving  :human: to be eaten by  :granger: .
 :human: should leave :granger:'s buildings alone


 :human: -- WTH?! I didn't touch your buildings!
So what? You should anyway!-- :granger:

 :helmet: was mauled by :tyrant:'s tyrant (lol!)

 :human: -- it seems my team is out of luck...
Hell yeah!-- :granger:

 :reactor: was destroyed by :granger:
 :telenode: was destroyed by :granger:
 :turret: was destroyed by :granger:
 :armoury: was destroyed by :granger:
 :turret: was destroyed by :granger:
 :turret: was destroyed by :granger:
 :telenode: was destroyed by :granger:
 :turret: was destroyed by :granger:
 :turret: was destroyed by :granger:
 :human: should leave :granger:'s buildings alone
 :battlesuit: should leave :granger:'s buildings alone
 :helmet: should leave :granger:'s buildings alone
 :human: should leave :granger:'s buildings alone
 :human: should leave :granger:'s buildings alone
 :helmet: should leave :granger:'s buildings alone
 :helmet: should leave :granger:'s buildings alone
 :battlesuit: should leave :granger:'s buildings alone
 :human: should leave :granger:'s buildings alone
 :tyrant: should leave :granger:'s buildings alone

Aliens win

 :granger: -- UBER PWNAGE!!!!!
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Taiyo.uk on May 02, 2007, 06:35:01 pm
but one human had survived...

:human: -- I'm still stuck! Someone help me dig my nuts out!
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: E-Mxp on May 02, 2007, 07:59:40 pm
:human: -- Plz, sombody help me!

**GoGo PowerGrangers!!!**

red :granger: -- You need some help?
WTF!!?? -- :human:
blue :granger: -- He is just a human, leave him.
OMG, noooo!! --:human:
red :granger: -- No, its our duty to help the poor and the crippled! We must help him
Ow, alright. -- yellow :granger:
Powergrangers *dig* *dig*

:human: -- Hey thanks!
:human: blasted yellow :granger:
:human: blasted blue :granger:

red :granger: -- WTF! We helped you!
Ur aliens!! must dIe!!! -- :human:

red :granger: -- It's morphing time!!!!
PANCAKES!!!!! -- :human:

at that moment the "green" :granger: (the normal one) arrived....
:granger: --...
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Taiyo.uk on May 02, 2007, 08:37:22 pm
:granger: -- i are skwirral! i been hibernating and now i hungry! i must find the nuts i buried!

:granger: -- Oh there they are on that human!
ONOZ!!1! -- :human:
:granger: -- CHOMP! MUNCH!

later...

:human: -- quick build medi!
ROFL! Why is your voice so high? Planning on joining a choir? -- :battlesuit:
:human: -- Shaddap! ...and build a medi!
LOLOLOL! Sing a song and I will. -- :battlesuit:
:human: -- Fine! I'll build it myself!
:armoury: DECONSTRUCTED by :battlesuit:
:human: -- Noooooo! I can't get a ckit!
Sing "mann gegen mann" and I'll build a medi. -- :battlesuit:
:human: -- Nooo! plzjustbuildmeagoddammedi!

so then...
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Glunnator on May 03, 2007, 10:01:16 am
Then a cat came along, pounced on the granger, and walked over to h base, and said...
(http://www.acc.umu.se/~zqad/cats/1173277999-1173170157030.b.jpg)
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Taiyo.uk on May 03, 2007, 02:54:44 pm
:human: -- Your pussy ate the squirrel granger.
My pussy is always hungry for meat. -- :helmet:
:human: --  :eek:
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Glunnator on May 03, 2007, 03:44:45 pm
One day :basilisk: and :marauder: came along and found a human base with no turrets, teslas, or anything, really, but spawns. They also noticed none of the hummies had guns. All the hummies had swords.
†:human:  â€ :human:  :human:†  :helmet:†

 :basilisk:-- what's going on?
:marauder:--Dunno. That guys looks like their leader! let's ask.

:marauder:--Hey dude... what's going on?
This? this is Sparta!--:helmet:†
:marauder:--So I'm going to have to make a joke about Madness, right?
what?--:helmet:†
:marauder:--Never mind.

:basilisk:--so what was it?
:marauder:--It's sparta.
:basilisk:--....huh?
:marauder:--Yeah I know.
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Taiyo.uk on May 03, 2007, 06:25:55 pm
:marauder: -- Swords? MEDIEVAL TREMULOUS!!!1!1!
Well, no, actually. Haos Redro staff spent all their time playing war§ow and never got round to delivering new weapons and ammo. We had to make these swords from sticks. -- :human:
:marauder: -- So you only have swords made from sticks to attack us with.
Yes. We also have bows made from a stick and some string, and arrows made from more sticks. -- :human:
:marauder: -- Then why don't you stay in your base behind your turrets?
We have no reactor. We tried to make another from some sticks but it didn't work. -- :human:

Suddenly...
:tyrant: -- ROOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAARRRRR!
zomg! CAMMAAAAAAN! -- :human:
:tyrant: -- Let's play CTG!!1!
Capture The Granger? -- :human:
:tyrant: -- Yes, like CTF but with grangeren. Here, have a granger :granger: :human:
Aww cute! -- :human: *cuddles* :granger: -- grr.

so then...
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Glunnator on May 03, 2007, 07:11:39 pm
then we found ourselves in the familiar situation of:
*hug* *pet* *cuddle*-- :human:  :granger: --GrrrRRrrRRRRRR!!

...suddenly:
ALLRIGHT! I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF THIS SHIT!-- :granger:  :human: --...huh?

GET AWAY FROM ME YOU PEST! STUPID FLESHLUMP! UGLY PIECE OF PINK! :granger:  :human: --but pink's a cute colour...*whimper*

AAArARAraRARGRRAgRAgarRRAAAAAAAARRRGHH!!! *ROOOOOAAAAAAARRRRRRRR!!!*-- :granger:          :human: --*triple pink whimper*

 :human: should have used a medkit against :granger:'s uber pwnage

 :dretch: -- Dude, ew! You covered our entire base with blood!
STFU!!! YOU THINK I'M CUTE?! HERE'S SOMETHING CUTE! -- :granger:
 :dretch: was brutally disintegrated by TEAMMATE :granger:'s angry rampage

 :basilisk: -- OMG!! :dretch:!!!! NOOOOO!!!!!
WHAT?! YOU HAVE A PROBLEM WITH THAT?! -- :granger:
 :basilisk: -- er.. n.. no-.. no-AAAGH
:basilisk: was brutally disintegrated by TEAMMATE :granger:'s angry rampage


 :granger: -- AND WHAT ARE YOU GUYS STARING AT?! HUH?!!
 :marauder::advmarauder::dragoon::dragoon::tyrant: -- uh...
 :marauder: was brutally disintegrated by TEAMMATE :granger:'s angry rampage
 :advmarauder: was brutally disintegrated by TEAMMATE :granger:'s angry rampage
 :dragoon: was brutally disintegrated by TEAMMATE :granger:'s angry rampage
 :dragoon: was brutally disintegrated by TEAMMATE :granger:'s angry rampage
 :tyrant: killed TEAMMATE :granger:

 :tyrant: -- calm down, dude!
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Taiyo.uk on May 03, 2007, 07:28:27 pm
:human: -- Yeah, calm down!
OK!... Ok, alright, I'm calm. It's just so frustrating when all people want to do is cuddle you -- :granger:
:human: -- I'm sorry, I just get a little carried away at times. I'll get a kitten or something to pet instead.
Good idea. I'll get a stress ball. -- :granger:
:human: -- So we're even now?
Even. -- :granger:
:human: -- Aww how sweet! *hug* :granger:

:granger: --  :evil: !!1!  :evil:  :evil:  :evil: !1!1!!!1111 :evil: ! :evil: !!!!!! :evil: !!1!!!  :evil:  :evil: !!!

:human: -- *eep*

...
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: E-Mxp on May 03, 2007, 09:03:06 pm
[offtopic] OMG, dude: "... brutally disintegrated by :granger:'s angry rampage." "... should have used a medkit against :granger:'s uber pwnage"
I laught my brains out!!! Thats UBER!![/offtopic]

... and so, total war was released! The :granger: was the MASTER :granger:, the ONE :granger:, TO RULE THAM ALL!!
Humans and Aliens conbined forces to fight the UBEr :granger:.

:granger: -- I am the Master :granger:! Resistance is futile!! You will be PWND!!!
Yo dude! This isn't LOTR/StarTrek! -- :battlesuit: :human:
:granger: -- I quote whatever I want, so... Die!!

:human: was CHOPPED TO PIECES by :granger:'s axe, while using the Power of the Ring**Sauron scene**
:battlesuit: was VAPORIZED by :granger:'s Laser Rifle!

:tyrant: -- OMG! What have you done!!
The great :tyrant:. We meet at last. -- :granger:
:tyrant: -- Yo dude! This isn't the Matrix!
I quote whatever I want, so... Die!!! -- :granger:

:tyrant: was POPPED IN THE HEAD by :granger: L33t Bullet-Time-Motion
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Glunnator on May 03, 2007, 10:08:41 pm
[offtopic]
Quote from: "E-Mxp"
[offtopic] OMG, dude: "... brutally disintegrated by :granger:'s angry rampage." "... should have used a medkit against :granger:'s uber pwnage"
I laught my brains out!!! Thats UBER!![/offtopic]
Hey, thanks man! :D[/offtopic]

Then :granger: woke up from his best dream ever, finding himself surrounded by turrets each 1mm out of range.
Any movement would result in death. Then, uberleetninjadretch ((http://img168.imageshack.us/img168/6043/tremdretchym3.png)) came along, and saw that :granger: was in deep trouble.
(http://img168.imageshack.us/img168/6043/tremdretchym3.png) -- hang on, dude! I'm gonna bust ya outta here!
So (http://img168.imageshack.us/img168/6043/tremdretchym3.png) installed a pulley on the ceiling, and with :dretch: holding the other end of the rope, he let himself slowly be hauled down to :granger:. (lol mission impossible ftw)
When :granger: was all safe, :dretch: got confuzedz.
:dretch: -- dude, why did we just save him? he'll kill us all!
(http://img168.imageshack.us/img168/6043/tremdretchym3.png) -- no he won't!
:dretch: -- yes he will, look!
*hug* *pet* *cuddle* -- :helmet::granger: -- GGRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!
:dretch: -- We're all doomed!
(http://img168.imageshack.us/img168/6043/tremdretchym3.png) -- don't worry, dude!
(http://img168.imageshack.us/img168/6043/tremdretchym3.png) *leet ninja moves*
:granger: should have stepped out of the way of (http://img168.imageshack.us/img168/6043/tremdretchym3.png)'s uber ninja 1337ness.

(http://img168.imageshack.us/img168/6043/tremdretchym3.png) -- MUAHAHAHHA! I SHALL PWN ALL! I AM TEH NINJADRETCH! PH33R MY LEETNESS! PH33R MY NINJANESS! PH33R MY DRETCHNESS! PH33-*gluk*

(http://img168.imageshack.us/img168/6043/tremdretchym3.png) felt the full force of :helmet:'s cuddle cannon

:dretch: -- OMFG!!!  :eek:  :eek:  :eek:
Title: hey
Post by: floodbud on May 04, 2007, 05:49:02 pm
hey, i just raised my post count!
-about all this thread is good for.
____________
Floodbud
Title: Re: hey
Post by: powerover on May 05, 2007, 01:09:13 am
Quote from: "floodbud"
hey, i just raised my post count!
-about all this thread is good for.
____________
Floodbud


dude how dumb are you it was actually kind of entertaining.
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: AKAnotu on May 05, 2007, 01:22:32 am
:dretch: :i propose a thread where only tayo.uk can post so we can die laughing

:granger: :good idea, it would b-

:granger: was cuddle cannoned by :human:

:granger: don't make me angry, you would't like me when i'm angry!

:human: ONOZ!!THE APOCALYPSE COMETH!!ONE1111ELEVEN!!!ELEVENTYTWELVE!!!1111-
:human: was squised by :dretch:'s battlesuit

:dretch: haha! ph3r my 1337 k0d37! I WILL BE AVENGED!!!!11!!!!

:dragoon: Bow chicka wow-wow
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Taiyo.uk on May 05, 2007, 03:48:31 am
:basilisk: -- bow chicka wow wow? Highrise, this must be highrise...

:human: -- Ooh look lots of buttons! How I press them?
They respond to damage. -- :helmet:
:human: -- Oh, ok. li3k this? *throw* ........................ :grenade:
z0mg!!1! -- :helmet:


:dragoon: -- What just happened there? It's as if we existed but didn't then suddenly existed here with memories of events that didn't happen because they were before time in this existance and stuff.
The universe exploded because the density of buttonspam was so high that gravity turned inside out. -- :basilisk:
:dragoon: -- So where are we? Who are we? What is the purpose of our existence?
We are in the Nexus Corporation infusion plant. We have no other identity than "The Gibbage Liberation Front". The purpose of our existence is to liberate gibbage. -- :basilisk:
:basilisk: -- Look, here come some humans on a recon mission, let's go pwn!
ROOOOAAAAAAAR! -- :dragoon:

Oh noes! This place is infested! -- :human:
:human: -- Go save yourselves! I'll keep them busy!
Noooooo! Jenkins! I promised your ma that I'll take care of you! -- :human:
:human: -- Don't be a fool Jones! Run while you can!

...

:dragoon: -- Ooh, what have we here? An unarmoured human all alone. Jenkins isn't it?
yes -- :human:
:dragoon: -- Oh, you have a shiny thing. Yoink!

:dragoon: -- What's this?
It's his digital camera. Humans use them to capture still images. -- :granger:
:dragoon: -- I feel twisted. Wanna take some snaps of me and this human then leave the camera somewhere the humans will find it?
Ok -- :granger:

:dragoon: -- Jenkins, BEND OVER BITCH!!1!
NOOOOOOOOO!!!! -- :human:
:dragoon: [censored] :human:
:granger: *snap* *snap*
ROOOOAAAAAAR! -- :dragoon: [censored] :human: -- YEEEEAAAAAAARRRG!!
:granger: Say cheese! *snap*
YOU LIKE THAT? AND THAT? AND THAT? -- :dragoon: [censored] :human: -- AAARRG! NO! PLZ STOP! NO MORE!
:granger: -- *click* *snap*
YEAH! SCREAM FOR ME BITCH! -- :dragoon: [censored] :human: -- NOOO!!! STOP THE PAIN! PLEEEAASSE! NO MOOOORE!
:granger: -- Only two shots left, give me one big finale!
:dragoon: *CHOMP* *MUNCH* *MUNCH*
Perfect! -- :granger: *snap* *snap*

:granger: -- Now leave the camera close to the human base, they'll come looking for it.
kk -- :dragoon:

...

:helmet: -- Look! It's his camera, I wonder what's on it.
ZOMG!!1 I want you to promise me that you'll NEVER tell Jones that you found this, ok? -- :battlesuit:
:helmet: -- Why?
Because it's full of pictures of the aliens raping Jenkins then eating him alive. -- :battlesuit:
:helmet: -- Mmm kinky!
WHAT?! -- :battlesuit:
:helmet: -- I mean oh that's terrible! I'll hide it so Jones won't find it.

Later on...

Jones --> :human: -- omg! It's Jenkins' camera!

So then...
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: treminator on May 05, 2007, 05:00:59 am
Taiyo breaks five word rule...
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Taiyo.uk on May 05, 2007, 05:35:43 am
THIS IS NOT THE FIVE WORD THREAD YOU NUBCAK0RZ!!1!1!!
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Glunnator on May 05, 2007, 09:43:06 am
:cry: people are ruining this thread... :cry:
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Taiyo.uk on May 05, 2007, 03:36:13 pm
Aww don't be sad, here's a granger to cheer you up:

:granger: -- grr.
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Glunnator on May 05, 2007, 04:19:53 pm
YEY! granger!

 :granger: -- Dude, stay AWAY from me!
who, me? -- :human:
 :granger: -- no, that guy trying to hug me all the time.
Yeah, that's me. -- :human:
 :granger: -- wait... what?
*grin* -- :human:
 :granger: -- oh, SHI-
 :granger: was squished by :human:'s cuddle cannon's overload mode

[offtopic] If anyone noticed the uberleetninjadretch sprite, I made that myself! :D
And now, I think I'm gonna make some grangerranger sprites...  8) [/pfftopic]

Then, aliens hit s4...
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: AKAnotu on May 05, 2007, 04:23:08 pm
:granger: <go north
:granger: was pwned by a grue

:granger: stupid text based counter strike!

:dretch: omg text based couner strike!!nographicsbutit'scounterstrikeomgomg!!!!
:dretch: wait, exploding's still cliche
:dretch: hmmmmmm
:dretch:'s teeth broke on a fishstick
:dretch: darn ith i thould have chethcked ith's permeability firthd!

:human: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
:granger: what
:human: look at this!
:human:<show camera
:human: was pwned by a :basilisk:

:human: stupid text based tremulous!

:basilisk: anyways, what is it?
:human: look at this!
:basilisk: O          M             F         G
:human: what? i haven't shown you the pictures on it yet!
:basilisk: it's a kodak F26854[insert random numbers here]
:human:*turns on*
:basilisk: omg :dragoon: did this?
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Taiyo.uk on May 05, 2007, 05:34:58 pm
:human: -- Huh? It's just says "8D"
Oh wait, just switch back to uber-realistic raytracing mode. -- :helmet:
Code: [Select]
Rendering options:
==================
Compy386-ASCII.so
LibGL.so
==>LibRT.so<==

:helmet: -- Now look at the pictures.
EW! EW! EEEWW! EW! EWW! -- :human:
:helmet: -- The last one is the best.
OMFG! Why did it have to eat that bit first! Why?! ...Jenkins! -- :human:
:dragoon: -- Because I thought that's what you humans do all the time... *burp*
...
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: AKAnotu on May 05, 2007, 07:27:55 pm
:human: ummmmmmmmmm, that's what you do all the time, we normally just sit around looking at pr0ns

:dragoon: oh, well then

:dretch: ith thrange, thalking withouth my theeth

:dragoon: wha'd you say

:dretch: ith thrange, thalking withouth my theeth!!

:dragoon: you want to give me all your worldly possesions! kool

:helmet: he obviously meant me

:dretch: thcroo you guyth

:dragoon: and he wants me to have his wife, SWEET!

:dretch: oh noeth, not :granger:! we have tho many memorith!

:human: anyways, what does 8d mean

:helmet: i don't know, maybe it's like lost!

:human: do you see any polar bears/aliens

:helmet: i see aliens

:human: I KNEW IT, I WAS RIGHT ALL ALONG!
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Glunnator on May 06, 2007, 08:38:21 am
But then...
the GRANGER RANGERS SHOWED UP! OMG!
(http://img179.imageshack.us/img179/73/greengrangerrangerug6.png)(http://img515.imageshack.us/img515/7646/yellowgrangerrangertd8.png)(http://img516.imageshack.us/img516/5626/redgrangerrangerwv8.png)(http://img515.imageshack.us/img515/8605/pinkgrangerrangerbd9.png)(http://img515.imageshack.us/img515/1012/bluegrangerrangerfq7.png)

(http://img516.imageshack.us/img516/5626/redgrangerrangerwv8.png) -- Here we are to save the day!
Yo, Red, wait... who'se that? -- (http://img515.imageshack.us/img515/1012/bluegrangerrangerfq7.png)
(http://img168.imageshack.us/img168/6043/tremdretchym3.png) -- OMG, DUDE! Wth are u dudes doing here, dude! This is my spot for hero-being, dude! DUDE! GTFO!

(http://img179.imageshack.us/img179/73/greengrangerrangerug6.png) -- ok, man, number one: NO. number two-*Gack*
(http://img179.imageshack.us/img179/73/greengrangerrangerug6.png) was (http://img168.imageshack.us/img168/6043/tremdretchym3.png)'d by (http://img168.imageshack.us/img168/6043/tremdretchym3.png)
(http://img168.imageshack.us/img168/6043/tremdretchym3.png) -- RAWR!!!

(http://img515.imageshack.us/img515/7646/yellowgrangerrangertd8.png) was (http://img168.imageshack.us/img168/6043/tremdretchym3.png)'d by (http://img168.imageshack.us/img168/6043/tremdretchym3.png)

(http://img516.imageshack.us/img516/5626/redgrangerrangerwv8.png) was (http://img168.imageshack.us/img168/6043/tremdretchym3.png)'d by (http://img168.imageshack.us/img168/6043/tremdretchym3.png)

(http://img515.imageshack.us/img515/1012/bluegrangerrangerfq7.png) was (http://img168.imageshack.us/img168/6043/tremdretchym3.png)'d by (http://img168.imageshack.us/img168/6043/tremdretchym3.png)

(http://img515.imageshack.us/img515/8605/pinkgrangerrangerbd9.png) ... eep!
OMG! A pink grangerranger! how cuuuuute, dude! -- (http://img168.imageshack.us/img168/6043/tremdretchym3.png)

(http://img515.imageshack.us/img515/8605/pinkgrangerrangerbd9.png) was squished by (http://img168.imageshack.us/img168/6043/tremdretchym3.png)'s uberleetninjacuddlecannon.

(http://img168.imageshack.us/img168/6043/tremdretchym3.png) should leave :granger:'s temper alone
:granger: -- I AM NOT CUUUUUTE!!!

...Oh, you weren't talking about me..? -- :granger:
*dead*(http://img168.imageshack.us/img168/6043/tremdretchym3.png) -- no, dude
oh.... sorry... :granger:
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: E-Mxp on May 06, 2007, 03:01:09 pm
:human: -- Yo dude! Check this out!!
What? -- :helmet:
:human: -- I picked up a transemission from the alien homeworld!
OMG! Let me show that!! -- :helmet:

TV -- Ok children it's time for.....
Yea!! -- baby :dretch:
TV -- Mighty Morphin Power Grangers!!!!
Hooray!!! -- baby :dretch:

**PowerGrangers Themesong**
GoGo PowerGrangers!!!
Mighty Morphin PowerGrangers!!!

(http://img179.imageshack.us/img179/73/greengrangerrangerug6.png) -- Mmm, I smell the stench of a brutal monster!!
Where!!?? -- (http://img516.imageshack.us/img516/5626/redgrangerrangerwv8.png)
:battlesuit: -- Rawr!!
OMG! Its hideous!! -- (http://img515.imageshack.us/img515/8605/pinkgrangerrangerbd9.png)
:battlesuit: -- PINK!!!
:battlesuit: cuddles (http://img515.imageshack.us/img515/8605/pinkgrangerrangerbd9.png) till death!!
(http://img516.imageshack.us/img516/5626/redgrangerrangerwv8.png) -- OK team! I's mophin time!!!

**GoGo PowerGrangers!!**
:battlesuit: culles (http://img179.imageshack.us/img179/73/greengrangerrangerug6.png), (http://img515.imageshack.us/img515/7646/yellowgrangerrangertd8.png), (http://img516.imageshack.us/img516/5626/redgrangerrangerwv8.png) and (http://img515.imageshack.us/img515/1012/bluegrangerrangerfq7.png) till death!!

NNNNOOOOOooooo!!!!111sixteen -- baby :dretch:
baby :dretch: is so angry, it evolved to (http://img168.imageshack.us/img168/6043/tremdretchym3.png)
(http://img168.imageshack.us/img168/6043/tremdretchym3.png) -- Must... Destoy.... Humanity..... No more PowerGrangers!!! NOOOOOOO!!!111

:human: -- So thats is where (http://img168.imageshack.us/img168/6043/tremdretchym3.png) came from! Poor creature!
I don't think so :human:, he tried to KILL us!! -- :helmet:
(http://img168.imageshack.us/img168/6043/tremdretchym3.png) comes around the corner, breathing heavily
:helmet: -- Lets get out of here!! He's dangerous!
Nonsens, look how happy he is!! -- :human:
(http://img168.imageshack.us/img168/6043/tremdretchym3.png) -- (maniac laughter)MHAAAAAAAA!!!*kill the humans* MHAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
Lets buy him a present!!! -- :human:
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Taiyo.uk on May 06, 2007, 06:15:10 pm
:human: -- Here, I got you a present!
omg sweet! -- (http://img168.imageshack.us/img168/6043/tremdretchym3.png)
:grenade: (http://img168.imageshack.us/img168/6043/tremdretchym3.png) -- What is it? How I use?
It's 3D sudoku, you start it by pulling the little pin out. -- :human:
(http://img168.imageshack.us/img168/6043/tremdretchym3.png) *click* :grenade:
(http://img168.imageshack.us/img168/6043/tremdretchym3.png) couldn't escape :human: 's grenade.
:marauder: -- OMG n00b! You just fed them to S3!


:basilisk: -- We can't get in! They've got S3 and spammed teslas!
Crap! S1 v S3 we're finished! -- :marauder:
:dretch: -- Only spam can save us now!
Yessir! Spam coming right up! -- :granger:
:granger: *build* :egg:
:dretch: -- No, not that kind of spam! Watch this.
:dretch: *hack* *type* *forge sender address* *send*
How is that meant to help us?! -- :granger:


:human: -- Hey, you got a new message!
Ok, Be there in a minute -- :helmet:

:helmet: -- This better be my leave confirmation.
:helmet: *click* *view message* :defcomp:
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:helmet: -- GRRAAAAAAARRG! USELESS PIECE OF CRAP!
:defcomp: DESTROYED by TEAMMATE :helmet:

:dretch: -- DC DOWN! ATTACK!
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: AKAnotu on May 07, 2007, 12:46:16 am
[not part of story]tayo, you are a comedic genius. you should audition for some tv show[/not part of story]
:dretch: leth go! dc down!
:human: OMG YUO KILLZORED THE DC BANZOR!
:helmet: shut up noob
:helmet: was killed by TEAMMATE :battlesuit:
:helmet: wtf! it was stupid spam email!
:battlesuit: oh, ONOZ! SAVE US! ALIENZ!
:dragoon: moo
:battlesuit: what?
:dragoon: MOO
:battlesuit: whoa! goons can fly
ALL: HE CAN FLY, HE CAN FLY, HE CAN FLY, HE CAN FLY
:battlesuit: was pounced by :dragoon:
:dragoon: what a n00b
:human: ONOZ!!! A GOON!!!!!! SAVE USZORZ!!!!!

GO GO MIGHTY MORPHIN BATTLE GRANGERS!!!
dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun grangers! (batman theme)

(http://img179.imageshack.us/img179/73/greengrangerrangerug6.png) wait, why are we helping humans?
(http://img516.imageshack.us/img516/5626/redgrangerrangerwv8.png) we're not moron
:human: was killed by (http://img516.imageshack.us/img516/5626/redgrangerrangerwv8.png)
:helmet: cammon, spawn already!
(http://img516.imageshack.us/img516/5626/redgrangerrangerwv8.png) was blasted by :helmet:
:helmet: W00t! a kill! time to go bs!
:battlesuit: now we're talking
:dragoon: was chaingunned by :battlesuit:
:human: ha ha stupid aliens, we got you now
:helmet: wait, why is nobody building a dc
(http://img168.imageshack.us/img168/6043/tremdretchym3.png) ha! while you were distracted i pwned your arm
:human: wtf dretches can't kill buildings
/callvote kick uber1337ninjadretch for "hacking"
yes:3 no:5
:human: wtf he's totally hacking!
:basilisk: so? he's pwning your base
OUR BASE IS UNDER ATTACK
:helmet: (he was the noob bs) ha! i'll kill him with a nade!
:battlesuit: ONOZ! YOU THREW A NADE NEXT TO OUR REAC AND DAMAGED SPAWN WTF WERE YOU THINKING

:reactor: was pwned by TEAMMATE :helmet:
:telenode: was pwned by TEAMMATE :helmet:
:helmet: blew himself up
:human: was pwned by (http://img168.imageshack.us/img168/6043/tremdretchym3.png)

(http://img168.imageshack.us/img168/6043/tremdretchym3.png) hahahahahahahaha!!!haha--URK

(http://img168.imageshack.us/img168/6043/tremdretchym3.png) was chaingunned by :battlesuit:
:dragoon: was chaingunned by :battlesuit:
:basilisk: was chaingunned by :battlesuit:

:helmet: WTF NO SPAWNS
:battlesuit: OOH! THE MIGHTY MORPHIN POWER GRANGERS!!!
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: treminator on May 07, 2007, 05:08:13 am
Mother Goose Tremulous Nursery rhymes?
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Taiyo.uk on May 07, 2007, 06:33:20 am
One day, the aliens realized the futility of endless fighting. Survival and proliferation is probably better assured by long term peace.

:overmind: -- I command thee to make peace with the humans!
Oh stop talking crap. The only reason we don't tk you is so we can evolve. -- :tyrant:
:overmind: -- DO AS I SAY OR I FILL YOUR MIND WITH IMAGES OF RICHARD STALLMAN IN SPEEDOS!
Ok! I'll make you some peace! -- :tyrant:

...

:tyrant: -- Which one of you morons put drugs in the overmind?! It just commanded us to make peace with the humans, and that we get spammed with mental images of RMS in speedos if we don't!
Oh dear. Let's try and talk to them, at least then overmindless will think we're trying until the drugs wear off. -- :basilisk:
:tyrant: -- What shall we say to them?
:granger: -- How about "We promise not to eat you if you promise not to shoot us"
Yeah, that'll do. -- :dretch:
:granger: -- We need to translate our message into the human language.
I've still got one of their computers, there's a program called babelfish that does translations. -- :dretch:
:granger: -- Sounds like a plan.
Ok, here's a printout of the translation. -- :dretch: :defcomp:
:basilisk: -- Who should go to make contact?
You two go. -- :tyrant:
:dretch: -- WHY?! -- :basilisk:
:tyrant: -- Because you're little, and appear the least threatening.

...

:dretch: :basilisk: -- Ok, there's the human base.

:human: -- Look at those aliens, they're just standing there.
Maybe they want to communicate with us! -- :helmet:

:turret: :tesla: :turret: :tesla: :human:
:tesla: :helmet: :telenode: :medstat: :tesla:
:turret: :battlesuit: :reactor: :armoury: :turret:
:human: :tesla: :defcomp: :helmet: :human:

:basilisk: -- Ok, read the translation out.
Ok... -- :dretch:

:dretch: -- YOUR MOTHER SELLS WHELKS IN HULL!!1!

so then...
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Glunnator on May 07, 2007, 05:22:47 pm
:dretch: -- DUDE!
Dude? -- :basilisk:
 :marauder: -- dude!
d00d! -- :advmarauder:
 :dragoon: -- dude?
Dude! -- :dragoon:+
 :tyrant: -- dude!

 :overmind: -- WAZZAA!
WAAZZAAAA! --  :tyrant:
WUZZUUU! -- :dragoon:+
 :dragoon: -- AAA
AAA -- :advmarauder:
 :marauder: -- AAA
AAA -- :basilisk:
 :dretch: -- AA
 :granger: -- WOULD YOU GUYS STFU ALREADY!!
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Taiyo.uk on May 07, 2007, 05:34:53 pm
:dretch: -- AAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAA AA AAAA -- :dragoon:
:human: -- AAAA?!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!! -- :dretch:
:human: -- AAAAAAAAA AA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAA AAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA A      AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAA AAAA
A. -- :dretch:
:dragoon: -- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA  AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAA A!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAA AAA AAAAAAAA AAAAA A AAAAAAA? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA?! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA -- :dretch:
:human: --
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:dretch: AAAAAAA AAAAA :human: 'A :grenade:
:dretch: -- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
AAAAAAAAA!! AAAA! AAAAAAAAA!!! AAA! -- :human:

:tyrant: -- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
:tyrant: 8=============================>
:human: -- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
:dretch: -- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
:dragoon: -- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Glunnator on May 07, 2007, 05:52:16 pm
:overmind: -- Ok, I should NOT have started this.

 :overmind: suicided

 :dretch: -- AAA- wait.. what?! OMG!  :eek:
 :basilisk: -- :eek:
 :marauder: -- :eek:
 :advmarauder: -- :eek:
 :dragoon: -- :eek:
 :dragoon:+ -- :eek:
 :tyrant: -- :eek:
 :human: -- :D

 :human: -- ATTAAAAAAACK!
 :human::helmet::battlesuit::battlesuit::helmet::battlesuit: -- *charge*

 :dretch: -- OH SHIT! AAAAAAHHHH!!!

 :basilisk: -- AAAAH!
 :marauder: -- AAAAH!
 :advmarauder: -- AAAAH!
 :dragoon: -- AAAAH!
 :dragoon:+ -- AAAAH!
 :tyrant: --  AAAAH!          <---wimpy tyrant
 :granger: -- oh, ffs!

 :human: was pwnzorzly owned ninja-style by :granger:
 :helmet: was pwnzorzly owned ninja-style by :granger:
 :battlesuit: was pwnzorzly owned ninja-style by :granger:
 :battlesuit: was pwnzorzly owned ninja-style by :granger:
 :helmet: was pwnzorzly owned ninja-style by :granger:
 :battlesuit: was pwnzorzly owned ninja-style by :granger:
 :granger: -- CHAAAAAARGE!

 :reactor: was pwnzorzly owned ninja-style by :granger:
 :turret: was pwnzorzly owned ninja-style by :granger:
 :telenode: was pwnzorzly owned ninja-style by :granger:
 (http://img515.imageshack.us/img515/8605/pinkgrangerrangerbd9.png) was pwnzorzly owned ninja-style by :granger:
 :defcomp: was pwnzorzly owned ninja-style by :granger:
 :tesla: was pwnzorzly owned ninja-style by :granger:
 :tesla: was pwnzorzly owned ninja-style by :granger:
 :telenode: was pwnzorzly owned ninja-style by :granger:
 :armoury: was pwnzorzly owned ninja-style by :granger:
 baby :dretch: was pwnzorzly owned ninja-style by :granger:
 :tesla: was pwnzorzly owned ninja-style by :granger:

Humans lose
Aliens lose
:granger: wins
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Fragged on May 07, 2007, 08:49:38 pm
!allready
Admin decided Everyone was ready.
Loading ATCS...
 :human: -Hey im building.
 <later after base is halfway done>
 :human: (2)- No that base is n00by.
  :telenode: was deconstructed by  :human: (2)
  :telenode: was deconstructed by  :human: (2)
  :armoury: was deconstructed by  :human: (2)
   :medstat: was deconstructed by  :human: (2)
   :reactor:  was deconstructed by  :human: (2)
   :human: -DUDE WTF!!!!  :telenode: is being constructed by :human:
   :telenode: was deconstructed by  :human: (2)
    :human: (2)- no the base would be better in the middle!
    :human: -WTF dude! i said i was building!
    :human: (2)- well we will lose with that base.
     :dretch: -hey! stupid hummies. The reactor is down! EVERY1 ATTACK!!!
     :granger: -ATTACK... (what a n00b)
     :basilisk: -ATTACK
      :human: -Great $#%@ nn00b. Look what you did
      :human: (2)- Hey i told you the base wouldnt work!
      :human: - #$%#@ n00b
      :human: (2) was killed by TEAMMATE  :human:
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Plague Bringer on May 07, 2007, 08:57:10 pm
\\not story\\ this post is pointing out your phail\\not story\\

(admin)  :battlesuit:  : Yay, console logs

Quote
  :reactor:  was deconstructed by  :human: (2)
   :human: -DUDE WTF!!!!  :telenode: is being built by :human:


:battlesuit:  : hmm, building while the reactor is down?
:battlesuit:  : !ban :human: 999999999999999999999999993d HACKN SUNOFABITCH

:human: has been banned by admin. duration:  999999999999999999999999993d reason: HACKIN SUNOFABITCH
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Fragged on May 07, 2007, 09:00:26 pm
!allready
Admin decided Everyone was ready.
Loading ATCS...
 :human: -Hey im building.
 <later after base is halfway done>
 :human: (2)- No that base is n00by.
  :telenode: was deconstructed by  :human: (2)
  :telenode: was deconstructed by  :human: (2)
  :armoury: was deconstructed by  :human: (2)
   :medstat: was deconstructed by  :human: (2)
   :reactor:  was deconstructed by  :human: (2)
   :human: -DUDE WTF!!!!  :telenode: is being constructed by :human:
   :telenode: was deconstructed by  :human: (2)
     :reactor:  was deconstructed by  :human: (2)
    :human: (2)- no the base would be better in the middle!
    :human: -WTF dude! i said i was building!
    :human: (2)- well we will lose with that base.
     :dretch: -hey! stupid hummies. The reactor is down! EVERY1 ATTACK!!!
     :granger: -ATTACK... (what a n00b)
     :basilisk: -ATTACK
      :human: -Great $#%@ nn00b. Look what you did
      :human: (2)- Hey i told you the base wouldnt work!
      :human: - #$%#@ n00b
      :human: (2) was killed by TEAMMATE  :human:
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Plague Bringer on May 07, 2007, 09:03:34 pm
\\not story\\ this post is pointing out your *ahem* second phail\\not story\\

(admin)  :battlesuit:  : Yay, console logs

Quote
  :reactor:  was deconstructed by  :human: (2)
:human: -DUDE WTF!!!!  :telenode: is being built by :human:
:telenode:  was deconstructed by  :human: (2)
:reactor:  was deconstructed by  :human: (2)


:battlesuit:  : hmm, two reactors?
:battlesuit:  : !ban :human: 999999999999999999999999993d HACKN SUNOFABITCH

:human: has been banned by admin. duration:  999999999999999999999999993d reason: HACKIN SUNOFABITCH

//not story// ;D //not story//
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Taiyo.uk on May 07, 2007, 09:28:42 pm
:battlesuit: -- Out of ammo! Returning to base!


:battlesuit: -- OMFG! Where is our base! Are we moving?!

:tyrant: -- oh hi i eated ur base

:battlesuit: -- All return to base! Defend builders!
:battlesuit: -- Hello?! IS THERE ANYONE LEFT?!... z0mg!

:advmarauder: -- oh hi we eated ur team -- :dragoon:
:basilisk: -- they wer nice we want moar! -- :tyrant:
:marauder: -- yes moar human flesh! -- :dretch:
:dragoon: -- MOAR! -- :tyrant:

:battlesuit: -- mommy!

...
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: AKAnotu on May 07, 2007, 09:59:08 pm
:overmind: ooooooooooh, that's some goooooood crack!
:dretch: oh crap

:advmarauder: :tyrant: :dragoon: :granger: :marauder: :basilisk: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AA THE SPEEDOS!!!!

:tyrant: i mean we want peace and love for all
:advmarauder: yes, our species should coexist peacefully
:battlesuit: console log, oh, it was :human:! ok then

just then
FISH entered the game
FISH: hey guyz! let's pwn sum aliens!!!!!!
:battlesuit: no moron, we agreed to be peaceful
FISH: DIE SONOFABI---
admin: CENSORED
:advmarauder: was killed by FISH
:tyrant: was killed by fish
:dragoon: was killed by fish

:battlesuit: WTF MORON
FISH: but-
FISH was TEAMKILLED by :battlesuit:
admin: omgwtf
admin: !ban :battlesuit: 1288846468y teamkilling ftard
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Plague Bringer on May 07, 2007, 11:04:31 pm
(http://img95.imageshack.us/img95/2407/untitled1uk7.gif) - I ownzorororz joos all.
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Taiyo.uk on May 07, 2007, 11:40:46 pm
:human: -- DISCO SKIN!!1!.... uuuuh hang on... This isn't Nexuiz!
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Glunnator on May 08, 2007, 03:47:24 pm
:dretch: -- ooh, cool! *grabs discogranger* *gags discogranger* *ties discogranger to the ceiling*
:dretch: -- IT IS DISCO TIME! *turns off lights, puts neon on around discogranger*

:dretch: :granger: :dragoon: --*dance*-- :marauder: :advmarauder: :dretch:
:tyrant: -- lol discogranger pwnt

\\not story\\
Quote from: "Plague Bringer"
\\not story\\ this post is pointing out your *ahem* second phail\\not story\\

(admin)  :battlesuit:  : Yay, console logs

Dude, you phail too!
Quote from: "Fragged"
!allready
Admin decided Everyone was ready.
Loading ATCS...
 :human: -Hey im building.
....
Quote from: "Plague Bringer"
(admin)  :battlesuit:  : Yay, console logs

A battlesuit? at the beginning of the game?! lol'd!  :D \\not story\\
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Taiyo.uk on May 08, 2007, 05:44:50 pm
(http://img95.imageshack.us/img95/2407/untitled1uk7.gif) -- FFS! LET ME DOWN!



:dretch: :marauder: :tyrant: -- [Insert "Stayin' Alive" by the BeeGees] -- :granger: :dragoon: :tyrant:

:human: -- wtf?
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: HamStar on May 08, 2007, 06:30:38 pm
:human: -- ZOMG RUSH T3h Aliens!!!
 :battlesuit: -- No.
 :human: was wrestled to the floor and gang banged by  :granger:
 :battlesuit: -- Lol ty Mr Granger
 :granger: evolved into  :tyrant:
 :battlesuit: was mauled by UnnamedPlayer's Tyrant
 :battlesuit: - Goddammit!
 :tyrant: -- Lol pwnz0rd!
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Plague Bringer on May 08, 2007, 08:31:16 pm
Quote from: "Glunnator"
:dretch: -- ooh, cool! *grabs discogranger* *gags discogranger* *ties discogranger to the ceiling*
:dretch: -- IT IS DISCO TIME! *turns off lights, puts neon on around discogranger*

:dretch: :granger: :dragoon: --*dance*-- :marauder: :advmarauder: :dretch:
:tyrant: -- lol discogranger pwnt

\\not story\\
Quote from: "Plague Bringer"
\\not story\\ this post is pointing out your *ahem* second phail\\not story\\

(admin)  :battlesuit:  : Yay, console logs

Dude, you phail too!
Quote from: "Fragged"
!allready
Admin decided Everyone was ready.
Loading ATCS...
 :human: -Hey im building.
....
Quote from: "Plague Bringer"
(admin)  :battlesuit:  : Yay, console logs

A battlesuit? at the beginning of the game?! lol'd!  :D \\not story\\


//not story//

he abused and used layout to get one, duh.

//not story//
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Taiyo.uk on May 08, 2007, 10:33:08 pm
What are you doing? -- :granger:
:tyrant: -- I'm installing me some CCTV.
Why? You're a lazy voyeur? -- :granger:
:tyrant: -- No! ...well sorta. I want to film this flame war, the great Glunnator vs Plague Bringer smackdown!
Ooh me like flamewars! You recording in QuadHD 2160p? -- :granger:
:tyrant: -- Betamax.
 :evil:  :evil:  :evil:  :evil: -- :granger:
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Glunnator on May 09, 2007, 12:58:11 pm
:dretch: -- Flamewar? what flamewar? Bringer's last post seemed to explain it all, didn't it?

Then Glun comes along...

(http://img168.imageshack.us/img168/6043/tremdretchym3.png) -- OMG! DUDE!
...yes? -- :dretch:
(http://img168.imageshack.us/img168/6043/tremdretchym3.png) -- HOW DARE YOU! YOU PHAILED ME!
...huh? -- :dretch:
(http://img168.imageshack.us/img168/6043/tremdretchym3.png) -- I AM 1337! I CANNOT BE WRONGED!
...that's where you're wrong. -- :dretch:
(http://img168.imageshack.us/img168/6043/tremdretchym3.png) -- STFU NOOB!
:dretch: was vaporized by (http://img168.imageshack.us/img168/6043/tremdretchym3.png)'s anger-powered uber ninja pwnage rampage of anger

(http://img168.imageshack.us/img168/6043/tremdretchym3.png) -- RAWR!
(Cebt)Glunnator -- Dude, how dare you impersonate me!
..huh?! -- (http://img168.imageshack.us/img168/6043/tremdretchym3.png)
(Cebt)Glunnator -- *evil stare* :evil:
...i'm scared.. -- (http://img168.imageshack.us/img168/6043/tremdretchym3.png)

(http://img168.imageshack.us/img168/6043/tremdretchym3.png) was brutally own'd by (Cebt)Glunnator
(http://img168.imageshack.us/img168/6043/tremdretchym3.png) was banned by (Cebt)Glunnator PERMANENT. reason: impersonation, giving me a bad name, stealing my uberleetninjadretch costume.

(Cebt)Glunnator: pwnt!
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: HamStar on May 09, 2007, 04:40:44 pm
:reactor: -- Dudes...I'm like...talking...I'm a reactor too...
 :tyrant: -- Omg!!! Someone get the local priest to exorcise this demonz!!!
 :reactor: turned into  :tyrant:
 :tyrant: -- Man, you ruined my disguise >_>
 :helmet: -- Omg tyrants blowned up da reac! lolzorzisms!!!

 :hovel: -- Dudes, no-one knows whut i'm doin'...nuff sed :P
 :overmind: -- WTF? Hovel talked! Kill the foo'
 :hovel: -- Argh noo!!!
 
:granger: --CHARGE!!!
 :marauder: --CHARGE!!!
 :dretch: --CHARGE!!!
 :dragoon: --CHARGE!!!
 :tyrant: --CHARGE!!!
 :tyrant: --CHARGE!!!
 :basilisk: --CHARGE!!!
 :advmarauder: --CHARGE!!!
 :human: --CHARGE!!!
 :human: --CHARGE!!!

 :hovel: was destroyed by the awesome wrath of  :medstat:

:granger: -- O.o
 :marauder: -- O.o
 :dretch: -- O.o
 :dragoon: -- O.o
 :tyrant: -- O.o
 :tyrant: -- O.o
 :basilisk: -- O.o
 :advmarauder: -- O.o
 :human: -- O.o
 :human: -- O.o
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Glunnator on May 09, 2007, 07:01:33 pm
(http://img168.imageshack.us/img168/6043/tremdretchym3.png) -- aw, c'mon, guys! did you HAVE to destroy my hideout?

 :granger: -- O.o
 :marauder: -- O.o
 :dretch: -- O.o
 :dragoon: -- O.o
 :tyrant: -- O.o
 :tyrant: -- O.o
 :basilisk: -- O.o
 :advmarauder: -- O.o
 :human: -- O.o
 :human: -- O.o

 :medstat:
(http://img168.imageshack.us/img168/6043/tremdretchym3.png) -- ...what?

:medstat: (http://img168.imageshack.us/img168/6043/tremdretchym3.png) -- ...guys?

:medstat:(http://img168.imageshack.us/img168/6043/tremdretchym3.png) -- ...guys?!

:medstat:(http://img168.imageshack.us/img168/6043/tremdretchym3.png) -- gu-gu-GUYSSAAARGRGHRHGRLGLG

(http://img168.imageshack.us/img168/6043/tremdretchym3.png) was destroyed by the awesome wrath of :medstat:

 :granger: -- O.o
 :marauder: -- O.o
 :dretch: -- O.o
 :dragoon: -- O.o
 :tyrant: -- O.o
 :tyrant: -- O.o
 :basilisk: -- O.o
 :advmarauder: -- O.o
 :human: -- O.o
 :human: -- O.o

 :granger: -- RUN AWAY!!!
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Taiyo.uk on May 09, 2007, 07:46:09 pm
:tyrant: -- Hey, why don't you build a barricade here!
No, that wouldn't be of any use. The BP are better used building acid tubes. -- :granger:
:tyrant: -- TRAPPERZ! HERE!!1!
No, they're visible from miles away there. -- :granger:
:tyrant: -- I KNO! U BILD HOVEL IN DOOR!
No, that will block us more than it blocks the humans. -- :granger:
:tyrant: -- BUT U GET ACIDWALLZ IF U DO DAT!
FFS JUST GO AND PWN SOME HUMANS!!1!1! -- (http://img143.imageshack.us/img143/7149/grangerka8.gif)
:tyrant: -- Fine! Be like that!
I will. Now time for some goatse! -- :granger:
:granger: *build* :hovel:

Then...
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Fragged on May 10, 2007, 01:15:03 pm
:human: CAMPING!!! Oh i love CAMPING!!!
 :tyrant: killed  :human:
  :human: wtf?
   :tyrant: BWHAHAHA you die.
   :helmet: hmmm.. lets see here
 :armoury:  :human: lets get a pain saw....
  :turret: was destroyed by  :tyrant:
  :turret: was destroyed by  :tyrant:
  :turret: was destroyed by  :tyrant:
  :turret: was destroyed by  :tyrant:
  :human: should have ran further...
   :tyrant: n00b!
   :telenode: was destroyed by :tyrant:
   and then...
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Glunnator on May 10, 2007, 01:25:38 pm
then suddenly a guy named bob came along and pulled the plug out of our trem!  :eek:
Then everyone got very angry at bob, and...
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: demenator on May 10, 2007, 05:46:39 pm
stuck a big bad chaingun up his anus to take revange, but then....
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Fragged on May 10, 2007, 06:53:27 pm
his butt was filled with bullet holes! Then all of a sudden a big rift opened in  tremulous and the reality of tremulous and reality of our universe combined! and then...
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: mooseberry on May 10, 2007, 08:03:01 pm
He died, and with his death, the Tremulous world was combined with the barbie world...
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Taiyo.uk on May 10, 2007, 09:19:48 pm
:human: -- Hi.
Hi ken -- :tyrant:
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Glunnator on May 11, 2007, 09:56:25 am
:human: -- bu... barbie, is that you?
uuuh... i... i can explain.. -- :tyrant:
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Fragged on May 11, 2007, 12:57:56 pm
:tyrant: Im an UGLY girl! in an ugly world! im a relation to frankenstiens creation! (your so ugly you disgust me) Ooh ooh oooooh. (your so ugly you sigust me) oooh oooHoH. Comeon ken lets go out and have some fun!
 :human: Sorry but your too dang ugly
 :tyrant: OOOH SCREW YOU KEN!
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Taiyo.uk on May 11, 2007, 03:36:03 pm
:granger: -- Is that shaving fun ken?
Yes, I got a razor! -- :marauder:
:human: -- oh shit!

:human: was sliced by :marauder:

:marauder: -- Well, that was fun.
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Plague Bringer on May 11, 2007, 08:29:56 pm
Liek, hay guys! -- (http://img504.imageshack.us/img504/530/mightymorphfk6.gif)
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Glunnator on May 11, 2007, 08:58:33 pm
Wassup! -- :dragoon:

 :dretch: -- dude, he puts up a leet gif like that and you don't even have anything special?
I had to be special?! -- :dragoon:
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: HamStar on May 11, 2007, 09:39:07 pm
:granger: -- Omg...that red bus granger makes me feel less special :(

 :overmind: -- Aww, I endow you with 1337 k0d3z!

 :human: -- Onoz! That battlegranger has 1337 k0d3z!

 :granger: -- Eat mah pwnage!!

 :human: was h4xx0rd to death by 1337 k0d3z of  :granger:
 :human: was spawnkilled :granger: 's 1337 k0d3z
 :human: was spawnkilled :granger: 's 1337 k0d3z
 :human: was spawnkilled :granger: 's 1337 k0d3z
 :human: was spawnkilled :granger: 's 1337 k0d3z
 :human: was spawnkilled :granger: 's 1337 k0d3z
 :human: was spawnkilled :granger: 's 1337 k0d3z

 :human: -- FU! I'm off to another server!
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Taiyo.uk on May 12, 2007, 01:33:19 am
:human: was banned from every other server by :granger: 's 1337 k0d3z
:human: -- FINE! I'm leaving. BYE.
:human: was banned from real life by :granger: 's 1337 k0d3z
:human: -- OMG! can't leave game! help!
:human: entered the game for real, by way of  :granger: 's 1337 k0d3z

:human: -- Woah, l33t graphics dood!
This displacement mapping is so real I can feel it! -- :human:

:granger: -- Now you have no escape! Prepare to be pw....

:human: -- OMFG! ur *sooooooo* much moar cute in rl!!1!
:human: *cuddle* *pet* *hug* *snuggles* :granger:

:granger: -- onoz! pwnt by mein own l33t k0d3z!

so then...
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: n00b pl0x on May 12, 2007, 02:21:35 am
:cry: -- IM EMO
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Taiyo.uk on May 12, 2007, 03:39:18 am
*cry* i hate stuff... life sucks... everything is depressing.... etc... -- :human:

:tyrant: -- Oh look, an emo kid!
What's an emo kid? -- :marauder:
:tyrant: -- Well, they're like normal humans but they like being abused. They draw great pleasure from having immense physical and psychological pain and suffering inflicted upon them.
l33t! -- :marauder:

*slash* *rip* *pain* *maul* *slice* *slash* *rip* *bite* *sever* *slice*
*slash* *rip* *bite* *maul* :tyrant: :human: :marauder: *bite* *maul* *slice* *slash*
*swipe* *pound* *bite* *maul* *slice* *slash* *rape* *bite* *maul* *slice*

:human: -- Thanks guys! I feel top!
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Glunnator on May 12, 2007, 09:24:35 am
Dude, you have no idea what an emo is. lol.

Here's an emo for you:
(http://img170.imageshack.us/img170/4446/trememoes7.png) -- There is no god. I hate all of you. Aaah I hate everything. Leave me alone. Go away. So depressed. Need a razor...

 :marauder: -- dude, trem is NO place to be an emo.
(http://img170.imageshack.us/img170/4446/trememoes7.png) suicided
Why? -- :tyrant:
 :marauder: -- because they just keep respawning...
NnnnNNOOOOOO!!! -- (http://img170.imageshack.us/img170/4446/trememoes7.png)
(http://img170.imageshack.us/img170/4446/trememoes7.png) suicided

Yeah ok the emo gif sucks... Didn't really put work into it.
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Taiyo.uk on May 12, 2007, 01:37:59 pm
[not story]ROFL!!1! Emo mercenaries[/not story]

(http://img170.imageshack.us/img170/4446/trememoes7.png) -- NOOOOOOOO!
(http://img170.imageshack.us/img170/4446/trememoes7.png) suicided.
(http://img170.imageshack.us/img170/4446/trememoes7.png) -- NOOOOOOOO!
(http://img170.imageshack.us/img170/4446/trememoes7.png) suicided.
(http://img170.imageshack.us/img170/4446/trememoes7.png) -- NOOOOOOOO!
(http://img170.imageshack.us/img170/4446/trememoes7.png) suicided.
(http://img170.imageshack.us/img170/4446/trememoes7.png) -- NOOOOOOOO!
(http://img170.imageshack.us/img170/4446/trememoes7.png) suicided.

Later...

Scores: Aliens 254 Humans -373

:human: -- FFS! We're never going to get S2 if you keep doing that!
Just let me die! Life is a black sea of pain and anguish, please, just let this end! -- (http://img170.imageshack.us/img170/4446/trememoes7.png)
:human: -- Cheer up! Here, have a granger. (http://img170.imageshack.us/img170/4446/trememoes7.png)(http://img80.imageshack.us/img80/5392/grangerlolqo0.gif)

(http://img170.imageshack.us/img170/4446/trememoes7.png) suicided.
:granger: -- Did I do something wrong?
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: HamStar on May 12, 2007, 03:30:13 pm
:human: -- Nah, he's just suicidal :/
 :granger: -- Suicidal? Bah, I lol at him..although....

Some games later.
--
(http://img170.imageshack.us/img170/4446/trememoes7.png) -- Oh yes! Harder!
 :overmind: -- Yes! Eat that bitch!
(http://img170.imageshack.us/img170/4446/trememoes7.png) shouldn't have gotten so close to the Overmind
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Glunnator on May 13, 2007, 09:39:00 am
GOODBYE CRUEL WORLD!
 :grenade:  :grenade:  :grenade:  :grenade:
 :grenade:  (http://img170.imageshack.us/img170/4446/trememoes7.png)  :telenode:  :grenade:
 :grenade:  :grenade:  :grenade:  :grenade:

(http://img170.imageshack.us/img170/4446/trememoes7.png) blew himself up
 :telenode: DESTROYED by (http://img170.imageshack.us/img170/4446/trememoes7.png)

 :telenode: built by :human:
(http://img170.imageshack.us/img170/4446/trememoes7.png) -- NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: ShadowNinjaDudeMan on May 13, 2007, 07:35:23 pm
But then, out of the shadows came me...
(http://img162.imageshack.us/img162/5299/tremdudedd9.th.gif) (http://img162.imageshack.us/my.php?image=tremdudedd9.gif)
-Do you wanna see a dead body?
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: ShadowNinjaDudeMan on May 13, 2007, 07:38:27 pm
But then the entire forums was sat on by a huge roast chicken...

(http://img254.imageshack.us/img254/7669/chickenpk2.gif) (http://imageshack.us)

BWAAAK! BWUK! BWUK! BWUK!
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Plague Bringer on May 13, 2007, 07:52:28 pm
[[You're full of shit, that's obviously a large pink OM ;D]]
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Steely Ann on May 13, 2007, 08:00:38 pm
You doubt the existence of the horribly pixelicious roast chicken, Plague?

Unbelieving heathen...
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Nux on May 13, 2007, 09:20:04 pm
Obviously the Overmind must be a giant blue chicken. Duh!
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: ShadowNinjaDudeMan on May 13, 2007, 09:40:38 pm
They obviously didnt cook it well enough, tut tut.

No honestly, itsd even got the bones, it IS a chicken, I promise (somewhat)...
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Taiyo.uk on May 14, 2007, 10:56:08 am
:marauder: -- i has chkn. is big. u can has chkn.
Lol! You are *t3h* SUCK -- :granger:
:marauder: -- stfu i claw ur harbl!
It's a camp, obese overmind. -- :granger:
:marauder: -- is still liek chkn.
I know it's not a chicken - I built it you moron! -- :granger:
:marauder: -- kwl! u can bild moar chkn?
It's not a chicken! -- :granger:
:marauder: -- is still liek chkn.
(http://img254.imageshack.us/img254/7669/chickenpk2.gif) DECONSTRUCTED by :granger:
:overmind: built by :granger:
:granger: -- There. It's not a chicken.
omg u stoled chkn! -- :marauder:
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: f0rqu3 on May 14, 2007, 05:53:31 pm
A CHALLENGER APPEARS
(http://img520.imageshack.us/img520/2752/gorillakt0.gif)
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: ShadowNinjaDudeMan on May 14, 2007, 08:06:24 pm
SHOWDOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I would aniumate the chicken, but I dont have a gif animator on my mac...
But ill try lol
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Fragged on May 14, 2007, 09:09:29 pm
Congratulations! The Chicken's mighty powers are being used to p\/\/n other nintendo characters. The Chicken has become available on the select screen.
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Evlesoa on May 15, 2007, 05:45:58 am
Chikin GOT P00NED!

(http://www.glassner.com/andrew/media/chicken/images/running.jpg)
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Fragged on May 15, 2007, 01:41:45 pm
Quote from: "Evlesoa"
Chikin GOT P00NED!

(http://www.glassner.com/andrew/media/chicken/images/running.jpg)


//not story//
Uhhh.... thats not how you spell p\/\/ned.
//not story//
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Taiyo.uk on May 15, 2007, 03:08:09 pm
:granger: -- Good evening, and welcome to l33t5p34k for n00bs. Today we shall be studying the word "P00NED". Contrary to common belief, this is a real word that means "I destroyed the whole alien base and the three defending tyrants with a blaster" or "I play tremulous in raytracing mode on my 386 and get 333FPS". Let's see some examples of P00NED:

:tyrant: -- Hi.
Uuuuuhh.... hi.. -- :human:
:human: was mauled by :tyrant:

:tyrant: -- P00N3D!


:human: -- Crap no ammo!
:dragoon: was blasted by :human:

:human: -- P00NED!


:dretch: couldn't escape :human: 's grenade
:marauder: couldn't escape :human: 's grenade
:dretch: couldn't escape :human: 's grenade
:basilisk: couldn't escape :human: 's grenade
:dretch: couldn't escape :human: 's grenade

:human: -- P00000000NX[]R3|)!11!!!1!1!11oneone!!1111eleventy0nw!

:granger: -- So, as you can see, P00NED is a common word and can easily be used to refer to a chicken that is about to get hit by a speeding lorry.
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Glunnator on May 15, 2007, 05:46:50 pm
:granger: was blasted by (http://img170.imageshack.us/img170/4446/trememoes7.png)

 :human: -- lol P00NED
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: HamStar on May 15, 2007, 05:47:54 pm
:armoury: -- That doesn't cover everything!
 :barricade: --I agree with the armoury here!
 :armoury: -- We buildings may also poon too, for example:

 :armoury: was DESTROYED by UnnamedPlayer
UnnamedPlayer was caught in the blast of  :armoury:
UnnamedPlayer -- POONED!

And

 :armoury: exploded
 :dragoon: was caught in the blast.
 :tyrant: was caught in the blast.
 :granger: was caught in the blast.
 :basilisk: was caught in the blast.
 :advmarauder: was caught in the blast.
 :armoury: --POONED!

So you see, even buildings can POON! Although if you get POONED! by a building, you are surely a n00bc4k3z0rz!
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Glunnator on May 15, 2007, 05:54:06 pm
HamStar was caught in the blast of  :barricade:

Glunnator: P00NED! :D
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Taiyo.uk on May 15, 2007, 07:51:06 pm
:tyrant: -- RAWR! Prepare to be P00NED like you've never been P00NED before!

:human: -- Oh noes!


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:human: -- P00N me now!





:tyrant: -- Oh noes! He's got a hook! There's only one thing I can do!

:tyrant: -- HNNNNNNG!

*pop*

:alienmine: :tyrant: -- There.

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:human: -- Looks like he's gone, I can come down.


wtf is this? -- :human: :alienmine:

*BOOM* *SPLAT*

:human: shouldn't have trodden on the bloody obvious alien mine.

:tyrant: -- P00N3D!
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Fragged on May 16, 2007, 07:39:09 pm
4/\/[) /\/0\/\/ 3\/3RY 0/\/3 (4/\/ 0/\/1Y 5|*34|< !/\/ 13375|834|<
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: ShadowNinjaDudeMan on May 16, 2007, 07:57:57 pm
BUT THEN A NEW FLYING GRANGER SWOOPED DOWN!!!!

(http://img512.imageshack.us/img512/927/flyinggrangerkr7.gif) (http://imageshack.us)
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Taiyo.uk on May 16, 2007, 08:09:30 pm
:basilisk: -- lol he didn't give it a transparent background!
P00N3D!!1! -- :marauder:
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: ShadowNinjaDudeMan on May 16, 2007, 09:00:41 pm
Shuddup, I selected it in options, but it didnt work, ill try again  :D
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: E-Mxp on May 16, 2007, 09:33:22 pm
[/offtopic]dictionary:
OWND = "to beat someone at something"
example:(beat someone at a game/bet/fight)

PWND = 1.)"to brutally beat someone at something"
example:(:human: kills: 46, :dragoon: kills: 3. :human: - PWND!!)
2.)Or do a stunt of some kind to beat someone
example:(:dragoon: jumps at :helmet:, :helmet: fires lici at floor, :helmet: luci-jumps, :dragoon: misses, :helmet: fires luci at :dragoon:, :dragoon: died, :helmet: -- PWND!!! XD")

P00ND =1.) "to brutally beat someone at something, using little resources"
example:("I destroyed the whole alien base and the three defending tyrants with a blaster")
2.) Or brutally beat multiple people at somthing, using a single move"
example: (":dretch:, :marauder:, :dretch:, :basilisk: and :dretch: couldn't excape :human: 's grenade. :human: -- P00ND")
3.)Same as OWND and PWND[/offtopic]

[edit]4.)Or see someone fail at something
example: :basilisk: -- lol he didn't give it a transparent background!
P00N3D!!1! -- :marauder:[/edit]
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: ShadowNinjaDudeMan on May 16, 2007, 10:13:17 pm
MUAHAHAHA! HIJACK!!!!!!

(http://img103.imageshack.us/img103/3043/dancingomxw8.th.gif) (http://img103.imageshack.us/my.php?image=dancingomxw8.gif)
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Nux on May 16, 2007, 10:35:52 pm
[offtopic]
Quote from: "ShadowNinjaDudeMan"
Shuddup, I selected it in options, but it didnt work, ill try again  :D


(http://img48.imageshack.us/img48/359/flyinggrangerkr7ln4.gif)

There ya go =) Though it looks more like two grey hands bouncing a granger to me ^^[/offtopic]
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: ShadowNinjaDudeMan on May 17, 2007, 06:55:20 am
Cheers, my gif animator is borked. He will be my friend.
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Glunnator on May 17, 2007, 07:15:58 am
I think everyone would agree with be if I say:
(http://img168.imageshack.us/img168/6043/tremdretchym3.png)(http://img179.imageshack.us/img179/73/greengrangerrangerug6.png)(http://img48.imageshack.us/img48/359/flyinggrangerkr7ln4.gif)(http://img80.imageshack.us/img80/5392/grangerlolqo0.gif)(http://img516.imageshack.us/img516/5626/redgrangerrangerwv8.png)(http://img95.imageshack.us/img95/2407/untitled1uk7.gif) -- TREMULOUS RULEZ!!!!!!!!!!11!!1!!one -- (http://img244.imageshack.us/img244/7637/hearttrashxm2.gif)(http://img204.imageshack.us/img204/3669/battlegrangeril6.png)(http://img170.imageshack.us/img170/4446/trememoes7.png)(http://img515.imageshack.us/img515/8605/pinkgrangerrangerbd9.png)(http://img515.imageshack.us/img515/7646/yellowgrangerrangertd8.png)(http://img504.imageshack.us/img504/530/mightymorphfk6.gif)(http://img515.imageshack.us/img515/1012/bluegrangerrangerfq7.png)

Wow... In code, that is one huge lump of text! :3
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Taiyo.uk on May 17, 2007, 09:22:49 am
[not story]I DEMAND that these are added to the forum smileys.[/not story]

:granger: -- We need to move the base! This place is crap!
Where to? -- :dretch:
:granger: -- Behind the crates.
It'll take too long, we'll get P00N3D! -- :dretch:
This is all quite simple. I'll move the base very quickly. -- (http://img516.imageshack.us/img516/5626/redgrangerrangerwv8.png)
:granger: -- How?
Liek this! -- (http://img516.imageshack.us/img516/5626/redgrangerrangerwv8.png)
(http://img504.imageshack.us/img504/530/mightymorphfk6.gif)

So the aliens move their base in the big red granger truck to a really l33t spot that the humans can't get to...
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: kozak6 on May 17, 2007, 09:38:11 am
And, of course, the alien base was quickly deconned.

Isn't that the way it always seems to happen?  You finally put together what seems to be a sweet base, and then some jackass comes along and ruins it.

Anyways, an admin saw what happened, and he...
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Glunnator on May 17, 2007, 09:41:47 am
LOL'D!

 :human: -- hahahaa, look it's grangers! Yey, easy kills with my lasgun!

 :granger:  :granger:  :granger:  :granger:  :granger: -- Ok, guys! Morphin' time!

*epilieptic colours*
 :granger: -- Blue Tyrant! *poof* (http://img515.imageshack.us/img515/1012/bluegrangerrangerfq7.png)
 :granger: -- Yellow Dretch! *poof* (http://img515.imageshack.us/img515/7646/yellowgrangerrangertd8.png)
 :granger: -- Green Granger! *poof* (http://img179.imageshack.us/img179/73/greengrangerrangerug6.png)
 :granger: -- Pink Dragoon! *poof* (http://img515.imageshack.us/img515/8605/pinkgrangerrangerbd9.png)
 :granger: -- Red Truck! *poof* (http://img516.imageshack.us/img516/5626/redgrangerrangerwv8.png)

 :human: -- OnOz!!1!!!1!1 iT's teH GRaNgER rAngErS!!1!¡¡!11 ...wait... ...Red truck? Why red truck? Why not marauder?

(http://img516.imageshack.us/img516/5626/redgrangerrangerwv8.png) -- Ptah! You really don't know? I'll show ya!

(http://img504.imageshack.us/img504/530/mightymorphfk6.gif)

 :human: -- :eek:

 :human: was run over by (http://img516.imageshack.us/img516/5626/redgrangerrangerwv8.png)
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Glunnator on May 17, 2007, 09:42:52 am
aww kozak beat me to it! xD
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Taiyo.uk on May 17, 2007, 11:27:22 am
:granger: -- These temporal discontinuities are really pissing me off.
Yeah, these story forks just creates more parallel universe spam. -- :marauder:

:defcomp: :dretch: *type* *./configure; make; make install etc...* -- There. All done.
What's all done? You've just installed an NTP server. -- :marauder:
:defcomp: :dretch: -- Yes, now look who's syncing to it.
It looks like the same person is connecting lots of... ZOMFG! TEH PARALLEL UNIVERSES ARE SYNC.... OMG OMG OMG! -- :marauder:
:defcomp: :dretch: -- Yes. That's right, so anyone who attempts to fork reality will be instantly erased from existence thus leaving a discontinuity-free universe for us.

:dretch: -- Now, if you don't mind I'm going to slow time down.
So you can do l33t bullet-time things? -- :granger:
:dretch: -- Bullet time? Puh, n00b! To be really l33t you need Planck time! Watch this...

so then...
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: PIE on May 17, 2007, 01:56:11 pm
:grenade:  :grenade:  :grenade:  :grenade:  :grenade:  :grenade:  :grenade:  :grenade:  :grenade:  :grenade:  :grenade:  :grenade:  :grenade:  :grenade:  :grenade:  :grenade:  :grenade:  :grenade:
OH NO!!!! -  :granger:
 :overmind: - WTF!
WHAT DID YOU DO!! -  :granger:
 :dretch: - .......
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Taiyo.uk on May 17, 2007, 05:45:47 pm
z0mg! Those nades! They shall be asplode!!11 -- (http://img143.imageshack.us/img143/7149/grangerka8.gif)
:dretch: -- They already are, but they're doing it so slowly that it'd take an eternity for us to even notice. Remember, this is Planck time. We'll move them to the human base then return here, then I'll restore time to it's normal speed of one second per second.
Ok. -- (http://img516.imageshack.us/img516/5626/redgrangerrangerwv8.png)
(http://img504.imageshack.us/img504/530/mightymorphfk6.gif)
So red granger delivered a whole lorry load of exploding grenades to the human base

:grenade: :grenade: :grenade: :grenade: :grenade: :grenade: :grenade: :grenade: :grenade:
:grenade: :grenade: :grenade: :grenade: :grenade: :grenade: :grenade: :grenade: :grenade:
:grenade: :grenade: :grenade: :grenade: :grenade: :grenade: :grenade: :grenade: :grenade:
:grenade: :grenade: :grenade: :turret: :telenode: :turret: :grenade: :grenade: :grenade:
:grenade: :grenade: :grenade: :reactor: :human: :armoury: :grenade: :grenade: :grenade:
:grenade: :grenade: :grenade: :telenode: :turret: :medstat: :grenade: :grenade: :grenade:
:grenade: :grenade: :grenade: :grenade: :grenade: :grenade: :grenade: :grenade: :grenade:
:grenade: :grenade: :grenade: :grenade: :grenade: :grenade: :grenade: :grenade: :grenade:
:grenade: :grenade: :grenade: :grenade: :grenade: :grenade: :grenade: :grenade: :grenade:


:defcomp: :dretch: -- Now, to leave Planck time. *click*

:human: couldn't escape 0001 0011 0011 0111's grenade
:human: couldn't escape 0001 0011 0011 0111's grenade
:helmet: couldn't escape 0001 0011 0011 0111's grenade
:human: couldn't escape 0001 0011 0011 0111's grenade
:battlesuit: couldn't escape 0001 0011 0011 0111's grenade
:battlesuit: couldn't escape 0001 0011 0011 0111's grenade
:helmet: couldn't escape 0001 0011 0011 0111's grenade

:granger: -- Wait a minute! How come time ran at normal speed for us?
General relativity. and mein l33t k0d3s biatch!!1! -- :dretch:
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Glunnator on May 17, 2007, 06:32:48 pm
:tyrant: -- yo! guys! ...did I miss something? I was about to charge into hummies base when everything seemed to explode around me... I got away with 1 hp, but the entire human base was vaporized...
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Taiyo.uk on May 17, 2007, 07:03:25 pm
:granger: -- loadsofnadessuddenlyappearedinourbasethenwewerein plancktimesotheydidntexplodethenredgrangermorphed intoatruckandmovedthenadestothehumanbasethenleetd retchchangedtimebacktonormalthenallthenadeswereas plodebutwewereinnormaltimebecauseofgeneralrelativ ity.
Well, thank goodness for that, for a moment I thought I'd missed something important. -- :tyrant:
:granger: --  :evil:  :evil:
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Nux on May 18, 2007, 05:42:35 pm
:barricade:  -- Oh, I get it! Planck time is like normal time only without spaces.

 :acidtube: -- AAAARGH! A TALKING BARRICADE!!
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: HamStar on May 18, 2007, 05:55:26 pm
:human: -- ZOMG! All the buildables are talkingz0rz!!!
 :human: -- What shall we do?
 :dretch: -- Dudez, we liek, need to team up!

And so, the Humans and Aliens joined forces to fight the new enemy, which was given the name of Buildables of Terror...

(http://img143.imageshack.us/img143/7149/grangerka8.gif) -- Zomg me too?

To be continued....by the next post!
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Glunnator on May 18, 2007, 06:30:23 pm
*Last time, on THE STORY GAME!:*

 the Humans and Aliens joined forces to fight the new enemy, which was given the name of Buildables of Terror...

(http://img143.imageshack.us/img143/7149/grangerka8.gif) -- Zomg me too?

*And now, on THE STORY GAME!:*

 :armoury: was DESTROYED by :medstat:
 :armoury: -- Dude, Wtf?!
Sorry, man! I was aiming for that goon! -- :medstat:
 :armoury: -- what goon?
 :medstat: was pounced on by :dragoon:'s dragoon
that one... -- :medstat:

 :turret: -- Guys, I can't hold this any longer!
Just hold on, turret! We can make it! Armoury and Telenode are doing the best they can to rebuild us! -- :tesla:
 :defcomp: was machinegunned by :human:
AAaaAAaAArrrrGhhgh!! *shut down sfx* -- :tesla:
 :tesla: should have gotten out of the way of  :tyrant:'s tyrant

 :reactor: -- Help me, guys! help! AAAARGH!
 :reactor: was swiped by :basilisk:'s basilisk
 :basilisk: -- REACTOR DOWN!!

 :human:  :dragoon:  :tyrant:  :marauder:  :granger: *CHARGE!* :basilisk:  :battlesuit:  :advmarauder:  :human:  :helmet:  :dretch:

 :dretch: -- Good job, everyone! This base is DOWN!

*Next time, on THE STORY GAME!: The Alien Buildables attack!*
To Be Continued...by the next post!
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Nux on May 18, 2007, 07:21:25 pm
:acidtube:  is being built by :granger:
 :acidtube:  was gunned down by  :helmet:  
 :barricade:  is being built by :granger:
 :barricade:  was chaingunned by  :battlesuit:
 :egg:  is being built by :granger:
 :egg:  was mauled by  :tyrant:
 :booster:  is being built by :granger:
 :booster:  -- No! I want to live!
 :booster:  was rifled by  :human:
 :overmind:  was chomped by  :dragoon:

(http://img143.imageshack.us/img143/7149/grangerka8.gif)

 :dragoon:  should have left  :granger:'s buildings alone
 :overmind:  is being built by :granger:
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Glunnator on May 18, 2007, 07:38:43 pm
xD

Lol funny
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Taiyo.uk on May 19, 2007, 01:52:12 pm
:human: -- NADESPAM TIME!!1!

:grenade: :grenade: :grenade: :grenade:
:grenade: :human: :armoury: :grenade:
:grenade: :grenade: :grenade: :grenade:

:human: was killed by TEAMMATE :human:
:helmet: was killed by TEAMMATE :human:
:helmet: was killed by TEAMMATE :human:
:battlesuit: was killed by TEAMMATE :human:
:human: was killed by TEAMMATE :human:
:human: blew himself up.

:human: -- OMFG WTF FF IS ON!1!!!1!!11
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Glunnator on May 19, 2007, 04:17:11 pm
Quote from: "Taiyo.uk"
:grenade: :grenade: :grenade: :grenade:
:grenade: :human: :armoury: :grenade:
:grenade: :grenade: :grenade: :grenade:
...and the armoury doesn't get destroyed? o_0 ]]]

 :helmet: -- DUDE! WTH HAVE YOU DONE!
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Plague Bringer on May 19, 2007, 05:26:49 pm
Quote from: "Glunnator"
Quote from: "Taiyo.uk"
:grenade: :grenade: :grenade: :grenade:
:grenade: :human: :armoury: :grenade:
:grenade: :grenade: :grenade: :grenade:
...and the armoury doesn't get destroyed? o_0 ]]]

 :helmet: -- DUDE! WTH HAVE YOU DONE!


[[Time for more ownage of Glunnator in the story thread. FF TO BUILDABLES OFF STOOPADz.]]
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: E-Mxp on May 19, 2007, 07:18:41 pm
:human: -- Where is the alien base??
Just around the corner -- :dretch:
:acidtube: :hive:-- Die, Human!!
:human: was killed by :acidtube: and :hive:

:dretch: -- Lol, PWD!! Noob!
That was to easy!! :acidtube: :hive:
:dretch: -- OMG that was so funny! ....
:dretch: -- Psst Ill lure another one, ok?
lol, ok! -- :acidtube: :hive:
:dretch: -- Hé you!
Wha?! -- :helmet:
:dretch: -- Here is still one left, kill it!
ok -- :helmet:
:helmet: was killed by :acidtube: and :hive:
:dretch: :acidtube: :hive: -- OMG, LOL, NuMcAKE!!!

:basilisk: -- Where is the human base??
Just around the corner -- :battlesuit:
:tesla: -- Die, Alien!!
:basilisk: was killed by :tesla: and :turret:

:battlesuit: -- Lol, PWD!! Noob!
That was to easy!! :tesla: :turret:
:battlesuit: -- OMG that was so funny! ....
:battlesuit: -- Psst Ill lure another one, ok?
lol, ok! -- :tesla: :turret:
:battlesuit: -- Hé you!
Wha?! -- :marauder:
:battlesuit: -- Here is still one left, kill it!
ok -- :marauder:
:marauder: was killed by :tesla: and :turret:
:battlesuit: :tesla: :turret:-- OMG, LOL, NuMcAKE!!!
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: HamStar on May 19, 2007, 08:38:09 pm
:marauder: -- Zomg, I think the humans are working with their respective structures again!
 :dretch: -- Sonsabitches!

And so....

 :dretch: -- We request what we had before, if you don't mind.
 :overmind: -- Sure, It was getting boring with no units moving >_>

Meanwhile...

 :human: -- Hey guys, I think the aliens are working with their respective structures again!
 :battlesuit: -- Sonsabitches!

And so...

 :battlesuit: -- We request what we had before, if you don't mind.
 :reactor: -- Sure, it was getting boring with no units moving >_>

And thus, things were back to normal, but suddenly an army of non-recyclable bottles appeared!
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: E-Mxp on May 19, 2007, 08:41:13 pm
:dretch: -- wtf?
OMG Coca-Cola!!! -- :human:
:human: grabs a bottle and drinks out of it
EEEEeeew, It's Pepsi!!! -- :human:
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Taiyo.uk on May 19, 2007, 10:14:50 pm
:overmind: -- I SAID GO PWN HUMANS!
Go away, I'm busy pwning myself, if you know what I mean.. -- :dretch:
:overmind: -- Yes. You mean you want to know what Linus looks like in a bikini.
YEEEEEEAAAAAAARRRRG!!!11! -- :dretch:

:human: was bitten by :dretch:
:helmet: was bitten by :dretch:
:human: was bitten by :dretch:
:battlesuit: was bitten by :dretch:
:human: was bitten by :dretch:
:human: was bitten by :dretch:
:helmet: was bitten by :dretch:

:overmind: -- Now. What did we learn today?
Thou shalt not pwn thyself in game. -- :dretch:
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: mooseberry on May 19, 2007, 10:43:28 pm
And so the little  :dretch: went of to poon some hummies.

 :human:  -- Haha I have 2000 creds buys--  :battlesuit: and :grenade: and a luci

 :dretch: p00ned  :battlesuit:

 :telenode:  :human: -- No!!! only 800 left! BUY!!!
:human: bought :helmet: and :jetpack: :grenade: and a mass driver

:helmet: was p00ned by :dretch:

:telenode: :human: Noo!!! only 40 creds left Ahhhh!!!

:human: -- Only one thing can save me now!!! HAKZ0RZ!!!

:human: evolved to -- (http://img95.imageshack.us/img95/2407/untitled1uk7.gif)

(http://img95.imageshack.us/img95/2407/untitled1uk7.gif) multiplied: (http://img95.imageshack.us/img95/2407/untitled1uk7.gif)(http://img95.imageshack.us/img95/2407/untitled1uk7.gif)(http://img95.imageshack.us/img95/2407/untitled1uk7.gif)(http://img95.imageshack.us/img95/2407/untitled1uk7.gif)(http://img95.imageshack.us/img95/2407/untitled1uk7.gif)

:dretch: WTF???

So than...
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Glunnator on May 20, 2007, 09:27:52 am
(http://img95.imageshack.us/img95/2407/untitled1uk7.gif) was kicked by RandomGenericAdmin#1. reason: HhHAaAXxXOoORrRXxXZzZ!
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Taiyo.uk on May 20, 2007, 10:29:29 am
:defcomp: :dretch: ................................................. .................. :human:

:defcomp: :dretch: ......................................... :human:

:defcomp: :dretch: --- MMMMMMM  BRAIIIINS!!1! :human:

No! Don't bite me! I just want to know how to be l33t! -- :human:
:dretch: -- Oh, right. You first need to master my l33t OS.
Is it windows? -- :human:
:dretch: -- No.
Is it leenooks? -- :human:
:dretch: -- No.
maco's? -- :human:
:dretch: -- No. My OS is fifty one times l33t0r. Fifty one times more stable than BSD, fifty one times more eye-candy than XGL. It's like getting a personal visit from RMS. It's also fifty one times more difficult to install than LFS you nubcake!.

later...

It doesn't detect my video card. -- :human:
:dretch: -- My OS is too l33t for your sux video card.
My soundcard doesn't work either. -- :human:
:dretch: -- My OS is too l33t for your sux soundcard.
What about all this eye-candy then. How can I get eye candy without my video card? -- :human:
:dretch: -- To find the ultimate UI you must walk the path of the 31337.
? -- :human:
:dretch: -- That way you n00b. It's in that storage room.

There's nothing but this ASR-33. -- :human:
:dretch: -- Well plug it in then!
...
OMFG!!11! WOW!11! IT'S T3H TOTAL 31337 1 4/\/\ 73|-| 1337 /\/\457[]R!!1! -- :human:
...
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Glunnator on May 20, 2007, 01:46:35 pm
:human: was electriFRIED by :defcomp:
 :dretch: -- mmm, mmm, mmm! tasty roasted hummie! Works every time!
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: mooseberry on May 20, 2007, 04:49:44 pm
:dretch: ha ha!

:telenode: :human: Hey dude what was that? All I wanted was to see this 1337 eyecandy OS you were talking about

:dretch: Its actually a windows 98!!!!!!

:human: :defcomp: WTF?

:human: Oh you'll pay for that!!

Console: !set reallife windows_95

:dretch: was set to windows 95 graphics...

:dretch: got glitched and stuck in a wall | "Goddamn it!!!!"
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Glunnator on May 20, 2007, 05:06:38 pm
:helmet: -- woah, this place needs to be teh updation'd!

 :helmet: *converts*

 :defcomp:'s system was upgraded to Mac Os X
 :helmet: -- !update reallife

reallife system downloading from :defcomp:

reallife system updated to Mac Os X

 :dretch: -- GADDOMMITT!! Now i'm NEVER gonna get out of this wall!
Your leg is sticking out! I'll help! -- :human:
 :dretch: was gunned down by :human:

 :egg:  :dretch: -- why, you...!
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: mooseberry on May 20, 2007, 05:36:12 pm
[notstory]You know I kind of liked the old version of the story game better. (if you got to the fisrt couple of pages you'll know what I mean)So let's start that over.[/notstory]

So the dretch went and stabbed a young boy named...
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: ShadowNinjaDudeMan on May 20, 2007, 05:43:12 pm
same, too many models, too long and weird.
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: AKAnotu on May 20, 2007, 06:37:07 pm
:human: what the heck is going on
:dretch: the constant changing of os's caused that section of the world to be converted into text based graphics
:human: we have to stop this!
:dretch: ok, team up

:human: :dretch: we're going in!
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: mooseberry on May 20, 2007, 06:48:46 pm
:overmind:  :reactor: The aliens and humans are teaming up! this can not be!! We must do something about this problem!!!

 :dretch:  :human: Let's go fix it!!!!

 :dretch: was tked by :overmind:

 :human: was tked by :reactor:

  :advmarauder: hey guyth ws up?
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Glunnator on May 20, 2007, 07:39:52 pm
:advmarauder: then suddenly was ripped to pieces by a guy named Jack who'se knife was called ripper, and a policeman came along and said
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Menace13 on May 20, 2007, 07:53:37 pm
GGGGGGGGGRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGHHHH HH!!!!!!!
GRAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRGGGUUUURRRRRRRRUGGGGGARR RRRRRR!!!!!!!
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Taiyo.uk on May 20, 2007, 08:18:25 pm
:dretch: --  To resolve this confusion, the OS is Plan 9 from Bell Labs (http://plan9.bell-labs.com/plan9/), and the only UI available is a load of Teletype ASR-33 terminals (http://www.pdp8.net/asr33/asr33.shtml). Your mainframe is a PDP-8. If you can get it running it'll print the pwn cheat k0d3z. The only fault is a broken wire in the core memory stack (http://www.pdp8.net/pdp8em/pics/g619front.shtml?large). It's somewhere in the left half of the board (http://www.pdp8.net/pdp8em/pics/g619a-s1200.shtml?large). Have a nice day!

:human: -- Ummm.... Has someone got a soldering iron? ...and a magnifying glass?
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: mooseberry on May 20, 2007, 10:01:33 pm
So than the policeman went to the Bahamas where he..
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Nux on May 21, 2007, 12:29:31 am
..didn't..

[offtopic] That board is beautiful! :O I'm a nubcake to such things, so maybe it's nothing to your average nerdz0r.. but :O [/offtopic]
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Taiyo.uk on May 21, 2007, 02:07:05 am
...arrest anyone because...
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: mooseberry on May 21, 2007, 02:31:23 am
There was a beautiful
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Plague Bringer on May 21, 2007, 03:39:57 am
...elephant...

(ZOMG 1 word per post story game! *gets inspiration for new thread*)
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Glunnator on May 21, 2007, 03:08:26 pm
which was wearing a tutu

[notstory] ... o_0 ..what? [/notstory]
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Taiyo.uk on May 21, 2007, 04:20:15 pm
and EXPLODED!!11111!!!1! then
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Glunnator on May 21, 2007, 04:49:13 pm
the policeman opened his eyes to see...
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Plague Bringer on May 21, 2007, 05:15:19 pm
(http://img143.imageshack.us/img143/7149/grangerka8.gif)
:granger: - Gwoomb Gwah! *purr*

(for those of you who don't get it, that's two grangers making babies)
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Killjoy#1 on May 21, 2007, 05:29:51 pm
this wont end well...

(http://img143.imageshack.us/img143/7149/grangerka8.gif)
 :human:
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Taiyo.uk on May 21, 2007, 06:23:59 pm
(http://img143.imageshack.us/img143/7149/grangerka8.gif)
:granger: -- Get off me you perv! ...besides, what are you doing?

(http://img143.imageshack.us/img143/7149/grangerka8.gif) -- We need more builders!
:granger: -- OMFG YOU N00B!

:granger: -- What?
We don't make more grangeren like that! -- :granger:
:granger: -- ?
We build eggs, then the grangeren spawn from them. -- :granger:
:granger: -- Aww, but I'm feelin' hot!
Well go pwn yoursel... OMG humans are coming! Hide! No! Don't try to attack them! -- :granger:

(http://img80.imageshack.us/img80/5392/grangerlolqo0.gif) -- Yay threesome!
:human: :helmet:
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Killjoy#1 on May 21, 2007, 07:25:03 pm
!!!!Granger Twins power Activate!!!!
-------------(http://img234.imageshack.us/img234/2478/mightgrangertwinch7.png)---fourm of water!

-------------(http://img234.imageshack.us/img234/2478/mightgrangertwinch7.png)--- fourm of a tryant!

__ How come I get the gay power?

 :tyrant:  because your stupid...
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: E-Mxp on May 21, 2007, 09:00:29 pm
[offtopic]I made a very bad female-trooper for fun[/offtopic]

(http://img57.imageshack.us/img57/7427/tremfemalekw6.png) -- Ok, boys!!! Lets kill some aliens!
 :eek: -- :human:
 :eek: -- :helmet:
 :eek: -- :battlesuit:
 :eek: -- :dragoon:
(http://img57.imageshack.us/img57/7427/tremfemalekw6.png) -- Boys??
OMG BOOBS!!!!111eleven -- :human: :helmet: :battlesuit: :dragoon:
:human: points to :dragoon:
:human: -- We gooOot boooobs, NanaNanaNaanaaa!!!
Grrr!!! -- :dragoon:
:human: -- Now we can look at boobs whenever we want!!!
Ggggrrrrrrrrrr!!! -- :dragoon:
:dragoon: chomped (http://img57.imageshack.us/img57/7427/tremfemalekw6.png)s head off!!!
:dragoon: -- I hope you can also asexual reproduce
NNNNNOOOOOOOO!!! -- :human:
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Killjoy#1 on May 21, 2007, 09:29:50 pm
-?---dont ask
:dretch: - (http://img66.imageshack.us/img66/7609/twinsle3.png)

Super granger AWAYYYYY!!!!!!!- (http://img66.imageshack.us/img66/846/flygca9.png)
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Taiyo.uk on May 22, 2007, 12:01:38 am
[not story]
:marauder: -- lol they don't know how to do transparent backgrounds.
:dretch: -- FAIL.
[/not story]

:human: -- Why do you care about b00bz0rz? You are all genderless and reproduce asexually.
We don't care about b00bz0rz and we don't reproduce asexually. -- :dragoon:
:human: -- You've never been seen reproducing sexually.
We reproduce l33tsexually. The overmind harvests the DNA of all life forms we bring before it. It processes the biological algorithms therein and selects the most resilient to form the basis of our next generation. If you kill me now I will return, stronger, faster, better. -- :dragoon:
:human: -- You would have forgotten me, and you'd be a dretch.
Not so. Our conscious is one. I see through the eyes of all as they see through mine. Death of the body will not destroy the mind and I have 9 evos you n00b! -- :dragoon:

feels pwnd --> :human: -- Ummm.... That's umm.... Really quite... Oh who cares. B00BZ0RZ! (+)(+)
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Killjoy#1 on May 22, 2007, 01:57:16 pm
(http://img406.imageshack.us/img406/2407/granger2qw4.png)
I thought it look cool.
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Glunnator on May 22, 2007, 02:14:31 pm
less hummies, less buildables, less text... more GRANGEREN!
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: E-Mxp on May 22, 2007, 03:29:28 pm
Let the GrangerGames BEGIN!!!![/size] :D
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Killjoy#1 on May 22, 2007, 05:39:53 pm
(http://img80.imageshack.us/img80/5392/grangerlolqo0.gif)-cant get this!
--:turret:--

 :battlesuit:  :tyrant:< dont ask me
^
Wtf is he doing?

 :granger: -super granger activate!!!!!!!!----------@!!#!#@!#!@!_#___----= (http://img95.imageshack.us/img95/2407/untitled1uk7.gif)

(http://img95.imageshack.us/img95/2407/untitled1uk7.gif) aobliterated :battlesuit:  
(http://img95.imageshack.us/img95/2407/untitled1uk7.gif) aobliterated  :tyrant:

 :battlesuit: -dam it...
 :tyrant: -I hate you
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Taiyo.uk on May 23, 2007, 01:31:56 am
Quote
(http://img95.imageshack.us/img95/2407/untitled1uk7.gif) aobliterated :battlesuit:
(http://img95.imageshack.us/img95/2407/untitled1uk7.gif) aobliterated :tyrant:


:dretch: -- What does aobliterated mean?
It means that you carnt spell. -- :granger:
:dretch: -- That's not how you spell "can't".
There's no such word as can't. -- :granger:
:dretch: -- There's no such word as "aobliterated" either.
So why did you ask me what it means? -- :granger:
:dretch: *BOOM*
Lol logic bomb! -- :granger:
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: PIE on May 23, 2007, 01:43:53 am
(http://img95.imageshack.us/img95/2407/untitled1uk7.gif)- Stop you nubs.. you may not utter that word. For it is a word that I created to express an expression that was before no inexpressible! It is a new word of such power that only multi-colored grangers can use due to is extreme complexity and meaning... Oh.. if you think its just some misspelling.. you are sorely mistaken.. for one day soon.. you too shall know the meaning of aobliterated.
 :dretch: :granger: - all hail the mighty flashing granger and his infinite wisdom... we were so wrong to question you!
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: mooseberry on May 23, 2007, 01:56:19 am
(http://img95.imageshack.us/img95/2407/untitled1uk7.gif) -- Hewwooo! ME granger wamt to goez and have mani mani fun!!!

 :helmet: OMG!! That granger is talking really wierd!!

 :human: I didn't even know they could speak.

 :overmind: OH yes, I have given them 1337 5p34k!!!

 (http://img95.imageshack.us/img95/2407/untitled1uk7.gif) Hewwoo!!
 :human: ZOMG!!! help me!!!
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Morx on May 23, 2007, 02:10:57 am
Hi little dretch- :tyrant:
 :dretch:-Hey i ain't little
  :dretch: was killed by TEAMMATE :tyrant:
 :dretch: Still i am better
 :dretch: was banned by :tyrant: for 4 months reason:I am way better
That teaches him a lesson- :tyrant:
 :granger: Thx
I am way better them you granger still- :tyrant:
 :granger: no way!!
 :granger: was banned by  :tyrant: for 300 years reason:I am still better
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Taiyo.uk on May 23, 2007, 02:12:19 am
(http://img95.imageshack.us/img95/2407/untitled1uk7.gif) -- Hewwooo!
HERE. HAVE A PRESENT. -- :helmet:
:grenade: (http://img95.imageshack.us/img95/2407/untitled1uk7.gif) -- Wooo! Me granger liek t3h presents!

(http://img95.imageshack.us/img95/2407/untitled1uk7.gif) couldn't escape :helmet: 's grenade.

:helmet: -- AOBLITERATION DEFINED.
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: mooseberry on May 23, 2007, 02:18:31 am
:egg: (http://img95.imageshack.us/img95/2407/untitled1uk7.gif) Hee!! Not nice mista giv baad presnt! It is a custom in me cuture to return teh prezent!!!

:helmet: OH, really?

(http://img95.imageshack.us/img95/2407/untitled1uk7.gif) vy yees here:  :hive:  :hive:  :hive:  :hive:  :trapper:  :trapper:

:helmet: Oh shit.

:helemt: was hunted down by the swarm.

:helmet: Well I'll have to camp his spawn than.

(http://img95.imageshack.us/img95/2407/untitled1uk7.gif)  :turret:

(http://img95.imageshack.us/img95/2407/untitled1uk7.gif) Dang, oh hes keel whori huh??? Wel lez see vut we can do bout tat ?

(http://img95.imageshack.us/img95/2407/untitled1uk7.gif) :overmind:  So, you request more 1337 powers do you? Here!!!

:telenode: (http://img95.imageshack.us/img95/2407/untitled1uk7.gif) Heeehhaa
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Wormi on May 23, 2007, 11:18:20 am
(http://img95.imageshack.us/img95/2407/untitled1uk7.gif) - Now i became ubermighty ph34r mein l337!!!!11oneone
THIS IS UNLIMITED POWAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!
(http://img95.imageshack.us/img95/2407/untitled1uk7.gif) evolved into (http://republika.pl/blog_tv_172230/1687559/sz/hasacz_9.gif)
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Taiyo.uk on May 23, 2007, 12:36:50 pm
(http://home.student.uu.se/stto6677/bunchies_clear1.gif) -- Yo
(http://republika.pl/blog_tv_172230/1687559/sz/hasacz_9.gif) -- Whazzaaaaa!


:human: -- WTF?

:granger: -- This is Tremulous version 1.2. The bunchies are the third race.
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Killjoy#1 on May 23, 2007, 01:45:09 pm
(http://home.student.uu.se/stto6677/bunchies_clear1.gif) was pwned by (http://img95.imageshack.us/img95/2407/untitled1uk7.gif)

(http://img95.imageshack.us/img95/2407/untitled1uk7.gif)-CANT STOP THE GRANGER!!!!!
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: HamStar on May 23, 2007, 05:19:33 pm
(http://img95.imageshack.us/img95/2407/untitled1uk7.gif) -- Can't touch this!
 :turret:  :turret:  :turret:  :turret:  :turret: (http://img95.imageshack.us/img95/2407/untitled1uk7.gif)  :turret:  :turret:  :turret:  :turret:  :turret:

 :turret: exploded due to the awesomeness of (http://img95.imageshack.us/img95/2407/untitled1uk7.gif)
 :turret: exploded due to the awesomeness of (http://img95.imageshack.us/img95/2407/untitled1uk7.gif)
 :turret: exploded due to the awesomeness of (http://img95.imageshack.us/img95/2407/untitled1uk7.gif)
 :turret: exploded due to the awesomeness of (http://img95.imageshack.us/img95/2407/untitled1uk7.gif)
 :turret: exploded due to the awesomeness of (http://img95.imageshack.us/img95/2407/untitled1uk7.gif)
 :turret: exploded due to the awesomeness of (http://img95.imageshack.us/img95/2407/untitled1uk7.gif)
 :turret: exploded due to the awesomeness of (http://img95.imageshack.us/img95/2407/untitled1uk7.gif)
 :turret: exploded due to the awesomeness of (http://img95.imageshack.us/img95/2407/untitled1uk7.gif)
 :turret: exploded due to the awesomeness of (http://img95.imageshack.us/img95/2407/untitled1uk7.gif)
 :turret: exploded due to the awesomeness of (http://img95.imageshack.us/img95/2407/untitled1uk7.gif)

(http://img95.imageshack.us/img95/2407/untitled1uk7.gif) -- See? Can't touch this! Da na na na, na na, da na!
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Killjoy#1 on May 23, 2007, 05:36:38 pm
:human:--O----O----O--(http://img235.imageshack.us/img235/9774/lucickv0.png)(http://img95.imageshack.us/img95/2407/untitled1uk7.gif)
^WTF the grangers got a gun!
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Glunnator on May 23, 2007, 06:34:34 pm
*psst! if u want gun smileys, check basalisco's site!*
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Menace13 on May 24, 2007, 12:53:18 am
Quote from: "Glunnator"
*psst! if u want gun smileys, check basalisco's site!*

*psst! if u want gun smileys, check FRAGIFY.COM/FORUM/INDEX.PHP too*
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Rawr on May 24, 2007, 02:03:57 am
Quote from: "Menace13"

*psst! if u want gun smileys, check FRAGIFY.COM/FORUM/INDEX.PHP too*

*bad link*
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: fleash eater on May 24, 2007, 02:17:10 am
(http://home.student.uu.se/stto6677/bunchies_clear1.gif)- OMG the OM GAVE ME THE NEW POUNCE CALLED PRANCE

(http://republika.pl/blog_tv_172230/1687559/sz/hasacz_9.gif)- ya and he gave me this shiny thing to :grenade: *POKE*

(http://republika.pl/blog_tv_172230/1687559/sz/hasacz_9.gif) could'nt escape (http://www.tremulous.net/phpBB2/images/smiles/trem_overmind.png)'s grenade

 :overmind: hhehehe, hey look at the shiny gun!

:overmind: was caght in the fallout of  :battlesuit:'s nuclear weapon
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Menace13 on May 24, 2007, 12:58:07 pm
(http://img95.imageshack.us/img95/2407/untitled1uk7.gif)(http://fragify.com/forum/images/smilies/Mass_Driver.png)--------=(http://tremulous.net/phpBB2/images/smiles/trem_human.png) -- OUCH!





all at http://fragify.com/forum/images/smilies/
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Taiyo.uk on May 24, 2007, 02:49:34 pm
:dretch: was mass driven by :helmet:

REINFORCEMENTS HAVE ARRIVED!
:human: -- Yay S3!

NOW IT'S PWNAG TIME!!1! -- :battlesuit: (http://fragify.com/forum/images/smilies/Lucifer_Cannon.png)

:battlesuit: was mauled by :tyrant:

:battlesuit: *drop*  (http://fragify.com/forum/images/smilies/Lucifer_Cannon.png)

:tyrant: -- Ooh, an lcannon!, finders keepers!

ROOOOOOAAAAAARRRR!!!! -- :tyrant: (http://fragify.com/forum/images/smilies/Lucifer_Cannon.png)

:human: was caught in the fallout of :tyrant: 's lucifer cannon.
:helmet: felt the full force of :tyrant: 's lucifer cannon.
:medstat: destroyed by :tyrant: 's lucifer cannon.
:battlesuit: felt the full force of :tyrant: 's lucifer cannon.
:turret: destroyed by :tyrant: 's lucifer cannon.
:tesla: destroyed by :tyrant: 's lucifer cannon.
:human: was caught in the fallout of :tyrant: 's lucifer cannon.
:defcomp: destroyed by :tyrant: 's lucifer cannon.

:human: -- OMG! Only one node left! Build more... OH NOES! IT'S COMING STRAIGHT FOR ME!!
:tyrant: -- xqz me plz.
eek! -- :human:
:reactor: :tyrant: *reload*
:tyrant: -- thx.

:human: felt the full force of :tyrant: 's lucifer cannon.
:telenode: destroyed by :tyrant: 's lucifer cannon.

Aliens win.

:dretch: -- ZOMG LUCISPAMMER!! KICKBAN!!!1!112!

so then...
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Morx on May 24, 2007, 02:55:46 pm
More Stories More Stories!!
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Killjoy#1 on May 24, 2007, 04:14:11 pm
(http://fragify.com/forum/images/smilies/Blaster.png)(http://fragify.com/forum/images/smilies/Chaingun.png)(http://fragify.com/forum/images/smilies/Ckit.png)(http://fragify.com/forum/images/smilies/Lasgun.png)(http://fragify.com/forum/images/smilies/Mass_Driver.png)(http://fragify.com/forum/images/smilies/Painsaw.png)(http://fragify.com/forum/images/smilies/Pulse_Rifle.png) :armoury:

 :human: -so many guns so little time.
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: HamStar on May 24, 2007, 04:20:46 pm
[not story] If you want more, add to it >_> [/not story]

 :tyrant: was kicked by votekick Reason: lucispammer

 :dretch: -- !restart
Game restarted by Taiyo

Unnamed :human: -- Eat mah machinegun fire, n00bs!
 :dretch: was machinegunned by Unnamed :human:
 :dretch: was machinegunned by Unnamed :human:
 :dretch: was machinegunned by Unnamed :human:
 :dretch: was machinegunned by Unnamed :human:
 :dretch: was machinegunned by Unnamed :human:
 :dretch: was machinegunned by Unnamed :human:
 :dretch: --Zomg hax!
 :human: -- Nah, its actually my octo core computer, with 32 gb RAM and an awesome mouse!
Unnamed :human: renamed to Thorn
 :dretch: --Zomg Haxx0rz!!
so then..
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Killjoy#1 on May 24, 2007, 04:31:38 pm
(http://fragify.com/forum/images/smilies/Painsaw.png) sawed  :dretch:  
(http://fragify.com/forum/images/smilies/Painsaw.png)
sawed  :human:

 :human: -wtf?

 :dretch: - idk its gone rogue.

(http://fragify.com/forum/images/smilies/Painsaw.png) sawed  :armoury:
 
 :human: -!!!! O NO!!!

 :dretch: -ha ha!

(http://fragify.com/forum/images/smilies/Painsaw.png) sawed :overmind:
 
 :human: ha ha!

(http://fragify.com/forum/images/smilies/Painsaw.png) -Zzzzzz!!!!!!!

 :human: -AAAAA!
 :dretch: -AAAAAA!
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Glunnator on May 24, 2007, 05:06:12 pm
(http://fragify.com/forum/images/smilies/Painsaw.png) felt the full force of (http://fragify.com/forum/images/smilies/Lucifer_Cannon.png)'s Lucifer cannon

(http://fragify.com/forum/images/smilies/Lucifer_Cannon.png) -- Can't touch this! *duuuuuhn duh duh duhn!*

 :dretch: --  :eek:
 :human: --  :eek:
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: PIE on May 24, 2007, 05:13:45 pm
:dretch: - The lack of continuity in this story I find disconcerting!
 :human: - Disconserting you say?.. hmm.. yes i guess you are right.
:dretch: - This thread would be neat if there was 1 long long story everyone wrote.
 :human: - Yes yes.. but very boring to read no doubt.
:dretch: - Not if there were 40ft robots involved.
 :human: - Yes.. but thats absurd.
:dretch: - ....Hm.. i guess your right... OH!! I HAVE IT!!
 :human: - WHAT WHAT!?!?!?
:dretch: - YOU KNOW WHAT WOULD MAKE THIS THE MOST AWESOME STORY!?!?
 :human: - TELL ME TELL ME!!!!!
:dretch: - ... its so genious...
 :human: - OUT WITH IT MAN!!... uh..dretch...
:dretch: - Ok.. what if we had...
 :human: - YES YES
:dretch: - ...... do you hear that?
 :human: - What if we had.. WHAT!?!?!
:dretch: - .what the hell is that noise?

(http://fragify.com/forum/images/smilies/Painsaw.png) -Zzzzzz!!!!!!!

 :human: - AAAAA!
 :dretch: - AAAAAA!
(http://fragify.com/forum/images/smilies/Lucifer_Cannon.png) - AAAAAA!
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Killjoy#1 on May 24, 2007, 05:36:32 pm
Zz Zz Zzzzzzzz


(http://fragify.com/forum/images/smilies/Painsaw.png)-tha tha thats all FOKES!!!!

na na na na na nannnnaaaaa na no na na naaaaaaaaaa!
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Killjoy#1 on May 24, 2007, 05:43:04 pm
:human: this film is rated PG13 for its use of graphic violance and distributing lanague.
---------------------------------------------------------------------------

It was a dark day on the planet tremor untill...

ZZZZZzzz!!!

AAAAAAA!!!

THE TREMULOUS SAW GUN MASSACURE!!!!!

(http://fragify.com/forum/images/smilies/Painsaw.png)-ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzz!

tremulous we never be the same aging...
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: E-Mxp on May 24, 2007, 07:58:05 pm
:dretch: -- O my god..... Im scared
Me to!!!..... He is going to get us!!1 :basilisk:
:dretch: omg....omg....omg..... We must hide!!!
Noo.... He will hear us sneaking.... I'm so scared!! -- :basilisk:
**ZZZZZzzzzz**
:dretch: omg, he is comming!!!! We are all gonna DIE!!!
:dretch: ..... I can't stand this anymore.... Im gonna run for my LIVE!!!
NOO, don't leave me here!!! Dont leave!! --  :basilisk:

-- Somewhere in a dark corner --
:dretch: -- omg, omg, I'm gonna die!!!1
**ZZZZZzzzzz**
:dretch: -- No, no, no, no.....
**ZZZZZzzzzz**
:dretch: -- NOOOOOOO!!!
Quote from: "Arena Announcer"
Humiliation!!

:human: -- :D P00nD
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Taiyo.uk on May 24, 2007, 09:12:20 pm
:battlesuit: should have left :granger: 's buildings alone

:granger: -- HUMILIATION!!1!
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Glunnator on May 25, 2007, 03:47:03 pm
Quote from: "Killjoy#1"
THE TREMULOUS SAW GUN MASSACURE!!!!!
(http://fragify.com/forum/images/smilies/Painsaw.png)-ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzz!

Tremulous painsaw massacre, noob! >:[
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: HamStar on May 25, 2007, 04:51:51 pm
:tyrant: Zomg, Ph34R mein clawh4x!
 :battlesuit: was mauled by  :tyrant:
 :marauder: --Zomg! If you had painsaw claws, then...

 :granger: --Wtf? hummies sawed our OM! We are Doomed!
 :tyrant: Nah, I was just testing my psaw claw.
 :granger: --Zomg d3c0nz0r!!!
/callvote kick  :tyrant:
 :granger: F1 for free admin!!
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Taiyo.uk on May 25, 2007, 05:35:13 pm
Vote [1]: Kick :tyrant: for "omg omg omg dec0nz3rz!!111" Yes: 26 No: 0

:tyrant: -- !cancelvote
!cancelvote: :tyrant: decided that everyone voted no.
:tyrant: -- !slap :granger: 10
:tyrant: -- !slap :granger: 10
:tyrant: -- !slap :granger: 10
:tyrant: -- Build another overmind bitch!
:tyrant: -- roar.

...
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: mooseberry on May 26, 2007, 07:48:53 am
:granger: (http://fragify.com/forum/images/smilies/Painsaw.png)

:tyrant: No, hey, what are you doing?

:granger: (http://fragify.com/forum/images/smilies/Painsaw.png) We are tired of working for you.



(http://fragify.com/forum/images/smilies/Painsaw.png) :tyrant: AHHHH!!!
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Glunnator on May 26, 2007, 01:09:40 pm
:granger: was caught in the backfire of his (http://fragify.com/forum/images/smilies/Painsaw.png)

 :granger: -- OMFG H4X
 :tyrant: -- ph33r mein l33t admin damagereversing hax powers!
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Taiyo.uk on May 26, 2007, 02:28:04 pm
:granger: -- Fine, we're going to another server.
Yeah, crap admin. -- :human:
:dretch: -- BYE.
Enjoy your empty server -- :dragoon:
:helmet: -- Other sever is much better.


:tyrant: -- !denyquit all
!denyquit: This isn't a game anymore.

:tyrant: -- Just try it bitchen!
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: HamStar on May 26, 2007, 03:26:04 pm
:dretch: -- Zomgz! We are t3h doomed!!!
 :marauder: -- Switch your frickin' computers off!
 :tyrant: -- !denyoff all
Everone was DENYOFFED by  :tyrant:
 :human: --OMFG! j00 h4x!!
 :reactor: was DECONSTRUCTED by  :human:
 :telenode: was DECONSTRUCTED by  :human:
 :telenode: was DECONSTRUCTED by  :human:
 :human: kiled himself
 :tyrant: -- !ban :human: deconner
:tyrant: -- !restart

And so, the game carried on for hours on ends, until...
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Menace13 on May 26, 2007, 04:50:35 pm
(http://img95.imageshack.us/img95/2407/untitled1uk7.gif) (http://fragify.com/forum/images/smilies/Painsaw.png)--DIE!!
 :tyrant: was sawed by (http://img95.imageshack.us/img95/2407/untitled1uk7.gif)
(http://img95.imageshack.us/img95/2407/untitled1uk7.gif)--PWNT!
 :tyrant: -- !permaban (http://img95.imageshack.us/img95/2407/untitled1uk7.gif) waaaaaaaaaaah he killed me =(
!permaban:(http://img95.imageshack.us/img95/2407/untitled1uk7.gif) has been PERMABANNED by :tyrant:
 :tyrant: --PWNT!!!

But, (http://img80.imageshack.us/img80/5392/grangerlolqo0.gif) came up and :tyrant: cuddled him.
 :tyrant: --AWWWWWWW...HOW CUTE!!!
(http://img80.imageshack.us/img80/5392/grangerlolqo0.gif)--GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!
 :tyrant: was pweent by (http://img80.imageshack.us/img80/5392/grangerlolqo0.gif)'s extreme overloaded rage that released all the power of admin and everybody was free from  :tyrant: 's tyranny!

YAY!!!


But...
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Glunnator on May 26, 2007, 06:42:39 pm
Then,  :battlesuit: showed up!
OMFG!OMFG!OMFG!OMFG!OMFG!
1337 Server OPERATOR---> :battlesuit: <---T3h UBER Admin

 :battlesuit: -- What's going on here?!
 :dretch: -- it's :tyrant: again. he's abusing.
 :battlesuit: -- Again?!
 :dretch: -- yes, sir.
 :battlesuit: -- Who can confirm this?!
 :dretch: -- me
 :granger: -- me
 :basilisk: -- me 2
 :dragoon: -- me
 :marauder: -- me
 :advmarauder: -- me twoop
 :human: -- me six
 :battlesuit: -- mein twei
 :helmet: -- yup
 :tyrant: -- not me

 :battlesuit: -- Then it shall be done!
!setlevel: :tyrant: was given level 0 by :battlesuit:
!ban:  :tyrant: was banned by :battlesuit:. duration: 1 week. reason: abuse

 :dretch: -- tank you, oh mihgty admin!
 :battlesuit: -- No Problem, friend. And for god's sake, learn to type.
 :dretch: -- wtf?!1! what has i done?
 :battlesuit: -- Apart from the occasional typo, you don't use capitals.
 :dretch: -- ...
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Taiyo.uk on May 26, 2007, 07:31:56 pm
UnnamedPlayer connected
UnnamedPlayer joined the aliens.

:egg: *pop* :dretch:
:dretch: *evolve* :tyrant:

:tyrant: -- !setlevel :battlesuit: -100
!setlevel: :battlesuit: was given level -100 by :tyrant:
:tyrant: -- !ban :battlesuit: 9999999999999999999999  I hack.
!ban: :battlesuit: was banned for 9999999999999999999999 millennia by :tyrant: Reason: I hack.

:tyrant: -- !slapall 9999999999

:human: felt :tyrant: 's authoritay
:dretch: felt :tyrant: 's authoritay
:dragoon: felt :tyrant: 's authoritay
:helmet: felt :tyrant: 's authoritay
:marauder: felt :tyrant: 's authoritay
:battlesuit: felt :tyrant: 's authoritay
:granger: felt :tyrant: 's authoritay
:human: felt :tyrant: 's authoritay

:tyrant: -- roar.

:dretch: -- OH NOES!
:tyrant: -- !mute :dretch:
!mute: :dretch: was spanked by :tyrant: 's STFU stick.
:tyrant: -- !slap :dretch: 9999
!slap: :dretch: felt :tyrant: 's authoritay.
:tyrant: -- FEAR MY ABUSE BITCHES!

:tyrant: -- !idchoppers
!idchoppers: ... doesn't suck -gm

:tyrant: (http://fragify.com/forum/images/smilies/Painsaw.png) :overmind: *bzzzzzzzzz*
:overmind: DESTROYED by TEAMMATE :tyrant:

:granger: -- WTF? OM!!

:tyrant: -- !slap :granger: 9999
:tyrant: -- BUILD ANOTHER BITCH!
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Glunnator on May 26, 2007, 09:46:21 pm
But then god got mad and killed the big fat sad old hacker man as he was sitting behind his computer and so the threat of :tyrant: was irradicated for all time.

However, hackers are never alone...

Being the server operator,  :battlesuit: unbanned himself and restored his status with the rcon pass, but little did he know that...
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Taiyo.uk on May 26, 2007, 10:14:58 pm
...|-|/-\><><[]R \/\/4z |34(|<!!1!

:defcomp: :dretch: *type* *h4x0r* *change rcon password*
What are you doing? -- :granger:
:defcomp: :dretch: -- I'm haxx0ring a tremulous server.
Why? -- :granger:
:defcomp: :dretch: -- Well, all the people playing trem will get pissed off then stop playing, then they'll join up with haos redro then get sent out to attack us, then we'll have more food!
Kewel! What do you do once you're in? -- :granger:
:defcomp: :dretch: -- I kickban all the admins then change the rcon password. I then abuse all the players like the little bitches they are.

Quote from: "server log"

UnnamedPlayer connected.
UnnamedPlayer joined the humans.

:armoury: was destroyed by TEAMMATE UnnamedPlayer
:human: was killed by TEAMMATE UnnamedPlayer
:turret: was destroyed by TEAMMATE UnnamedPlayer
:turret: was destroyed by TEAMMATE UnnamedPlayer
:helmet: was killed by TEAMMATE UnnamedPlayer
:human: was killed by TEAMMATE UnnamedPlayer
:helmet: was killed by TEAMMATE UnnamedPlayer
:reactor: was destroyed by TEAMMATE UnnamedPlayer
:human: was killed by TEAMMATE UnnamedPlayer
:battlesuit: was killed by TEAMMATE UnnamedPlayer
:telenode: was destroyed by TEAMMATE UnnamedPlayer
:turret: was destroyed by TEAMMATE UnnamedPlayer
:medstat: was destroyed by TEAMMATE UnnamedPlayer
:human: : WTF!!
:helmet: : OMG BAN!!
UnnamedPlayer: !mute all
!mute: Everyone was muted by UnnamedPlayer
UnnamedPlayer: !slapall
!slapall: EVERYONE IS DEAD.
UnnamedPlayer: !deconall
!deconall: kthxbai!
UnnamedPlayer disconnected.


:granger: -- Did it work?
We'll find out soon. -- :dretch:
:granger: -- OMG HUMANS!

:helmet: -- ALRIGHT YOU PRIMITIVE SCREWHEADS LISTEN UP! You will attack the alien base together, go for the eggs and leave the overmind till last, NOW MOVE!!
:human: :human: :human: :human: -- YES SIR! -- :human: :human: :human: :human:

:human: was bitten by :dretch:
:human: was bitten by :dretch:
:human: was bitten by :dretch:
:human: was bitten by :dretch:
:human: was bitten by :dretch:
:human: was bitten by :dretch:
:human: was bitten by :dretch:
:human: was bitten by :dretch:

:dretch: -- Yes, it worked.
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Glunnator on May 27, 2007, 03:47:38 pm
:dretch: was squished by a random pressure exhaust by fault of quantum instability

 :dretch: -- WTH?!
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: HamStar on May 28, 2007, 04:43:03 pm
(http://img254.imageshack.us/img254/7669/chickenpk2.gif)  -- I'm back!!!

 :advmarauder: -- ZOMG CHIKN!
 :granger: --THA's MEIN!
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Glunnator on May 28, 2007, 05:01:50 pm
:acidtube: -- OMFG A TALKIN CHIKN
 :tyrant: -- wha-...acid tube...just... :eek:
 :barricade: -- The chikn looks roasted too
 :tyrant: -- :eek:  :eek:
 :overmind: -- Ya, looks like we can live off this chikn for a whole day! It's THAT big! ...dude, are you ok? You don't look too well...
 :tyrant: -- :eek:  :eek:  :eek:
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: mooseberry on May 28, 2007, 10:05:50 pm
(http://img254.imageshack.us/img254/7669/chickenpk2.gif)  


I am teh 1337357 h4x0r!!!

All bow down to me!!!

:granger: NO!

!bow granger

:granger: bowed

so than...
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Plague Bringer on May 28, 2007, 10:10:42 pm
(Anyone notice the chicken's... female sex organ...?)
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Taiyo.uk on May 28, 2007, 10:22:23 pm
:granger: -- Indeed. After extensive studies of avian anatomy I conclude that, due to the presence of female sexual organs, this chicken is a hen.

:defcomp: :dretch: -- Whatever. I'm bored. Time for some more griefing.

Quote from: "console"
UnnamedPlayer entered the game.
UnnamedPlayer joined the aliens.

It's you! -- :marauder:
:tyrant: -- How are you gentlemen?
What you say? -- :marauder:
:tyrant: -- All your base are belong to me. You have no chance to !ban make your time.
:tyrant: -- !deconall
!deconall: ha ha ha.
we still has chkn. we can survive for weeks. -- :marauder:
:tyrant: -- !eat chkn
!eat: chkn. u eated it.
:tyrant: exploded.


:defcomp: :dretch: -- bollocks.
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Glunnator on May 29, 2007, 06:23:49 pm
then 5 words thread assimilated...
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: HamStar on May 29, 2007, 09:55:07 pm
and got split up again
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Taiyo.uk on May 29, 2007, 10:42:46 pm
:dretch: -- P00NHAX!
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: HamStar on May 29, 2007, 11:59:54 pm
:armoury: -- Not this again...
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Fragged on May 30, 2007, 12:48:35 pm
:dretch: \/\/7|=? \/\/4|-|7 |<1/\/[) 0|= (0/\/\4/\/[) /\/\4|,35 '/0|_| 741_|< 0/\/1_'/ 1/\/ 13375|*34|<?

 :tyrant: ! [)0/\/7 |</\/0\/\/ 8|_|7 /\/0\/\/ /\/\'/ 1337/\/355 !5 50 6P\347 ! (4/\/ |*\/\//\/ /\/0085 4/\/[) 7|-|3'/ 411 \/\/!11
[)!3

 :dragoon: 5\/\/33333333333777

 :dretch: '/35 \/\/3 (4/\/ 4(7|_|411'/ |-|4\/3 4 |=|_|/\/ 64/\/\3 0|= 7P\3/\/\

 :human: \/\/04|-| \/\/|-|47 !5 7|-|15 \/\/31rd 14/\/6|_|463?

 :dretch: \/\/|-|47 4 /\/008

//notstory//
in case no one can tell what P\ is it's R
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Glunnator on May 30, 2007, 03:40:01 pm
:advmarauder: -- what? The only thing I understood was "SWEEEEEET"
|_34P\|\| |_3375P34|<, |\|[][]B!! -- :booster:
 :tyrant: -- :eek:  :eek:  :eek:  :eek:  :eek:  :eek:  :eek:
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Taiyo.uk on May 30, 2007, 05:27:28 pm
:basilisk: -- One must object to this rampant misuse of non-alphanumeric characters. I find it rather offensive to the eye. Furthermore, it is a hindrance to important communications. One insists that hereafter, only proper and concise language be use...

:basilisk: couldn't escape :human: 's grenade.
:human: -- |_[]||3P\5|<8Z! `/|_|[] P\ 5(()) !1337 3/\/|_|= 4|)15!!11!!1oneone *

So then...
* Lollerskates! You are so not elite enough for this. oneoneone.
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Glunnator on May 31, 2007, 03:39:07 pm
... Neo came along ---> 8)
 :acidtube: was pwnt in bullet-time by 8)
 :advmarauder: was pwnt in bullet-time by 8)
 :armoury: was pwnt in bullet-time by 8)
 :barricade: was pwnt in bullet-time by 8)
 :basilisk: was pwnt in bullet-time by 8)
 :battlesuit: was pwnt in bullet-time by 8)
 :battpack: was pwnt in bullet-time by 8)
 :booster: was pwnt in bullet-time by 8)
 :defcomp: was pwnt in bullet-time by 8)
 :dragoon: was pwnt in bullet-time by 8)
 :dretch: was pwnt in bullet-time by 8)
 :egg: was pwnt in bullet-time by 8)
 :granger: was pwnt in bullet-time by 8)
 :grenade: was pwnt in bullet-time by 8)
 :helmet: was pwnt in bullet-time by 8)
 :hive: was pwnt in bullet-time by 8)
 :hovel: was pwnt in bullet-time by 8)
 :human: was pwnt in bullet-time by 8)
 :jetpack: was pwnt in bullet-time by 8)
 :marauder: was pwnt in bullet-time by 8)
 :medstat: was pwnt in bullet-time by 8)
 :overmind: was pwnt in bullet-time by 8)
 :reactor: was pwnt in bullet-time by 8)
 :repeater: was pwnt in bullet-time by 8)
 :telenode: was pwnt in bullet-time by 8)
 :tesla: was pwnt in bullet-time by 8)
 :trapper: was pwnt in bullet-time by 8)
 :turret: was pwnt in bullet-time by 8)
 :tyrant: was pwnt in bullet-time by 8)
 8) -- Don't you dare mention a spoon
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Taiyo.uk on May 31, 2007, 05:04:12 pm
:dretch: -- THERE IS NO SPOON YUO N00B!!1!
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Glunnator on May 31, 2007, 06:10:16 pm
:dretch: was VAPORIZED by  8)'s matrix pwnage

 8) -- *sigh* They never learn...

:egg::dretch: *respawn*

:dretch: -- Hai!
 8) -- OMFGWTHZOMGPARANOIAHAX!!!!!!!
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: mooseberry on May 31, 2007, 07:19:56 pm
:) There is no spoon, and it does not bend it is you who...
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: E-Mxp on May 31, 2007, 09:18:26 pm
Quote from: "mooseberry"
:) There is no spoon, and it does not bend it is you who...
OMG, Plz see the movie again!!
**Me quoting The Matrix I haven't seen in 2 years**

Kid - Do not try to bend the spoon.... That's impossible.... Instead only try to realize the truth.
What truth. - Neo
Kid - There is no spoon
There is no spoon? - Neo
Kid - ... and than you will see it is not the spoon that bends.... its only yourself.

mooseberry got P00nD by E-Mxp's UBeR, but totally useless quote!!

Me - Sp00N!!!!! :D
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Taiyo.uk on May 31, 2007, 09:41:41 pm
:dretch: -- sp00/\/|-|4x!!1!
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: mooseberry on June 01, 2007, 12:55:04 am
:(  waaa Spoon Pooned!
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Glunnator on June 01, 2007, 07:01:27 pm
Or version two:
Kid: There is no neo
Neo: There is no neo?
*bone crackle*
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: ShadowNinjaDudeMan on June 01, 2007, 10:21:57 pm
BUT THEN THERE WAS A TERRIBLE MON_STER

(http://img356.imageshack.us/img356/9856/tyrantsb7.th.jpg) (http://img356.imageshack.us/my.php?image=tyrantsb7.jpg)

(say its not amazing and Ill bit yer kneecaps off!)[/img]
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: HamStar on June 01, 2007, 11:02:01 pm
But it was found and assimilated by the army of HamStar's, a hybrid combination on jelly monster and hamster!

 :dretch: -- Dudes, why do we look like dretches? O.o
Cuz no-one can see our true forms! If, they do, then we're screwed! --  :dretch:
 :dretch: -- M'kay
 :human: --Omg! Dretches! *shoots*
 :human: was assimilated by  :dretch:
 :dretch: -- NEW PROWERS!!!
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Menace13 on June 06, 2007, 12:51:20 pm
Quote from: "ShadowNinjaDudeMan"
BUT THEN THERE WAS A TERRIBLE MON_STER

(http://img356.imageshack.us/img356/9856/tyrantsb7.th.jpg) (http://img356.imageshack.us/my.php?image=tyrantsb7.jpg)

(say its not amazing and Ill bit yer kneecaps off!)[/img]

its not amazing and  u call it a tyrant
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: mooseberry on June 06, 2007, 01:00:36 pm
:granger:  Well I'm here to tell you MY story.

When I was a young granger I...
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Morx on June 06, 2007, 04:56:55 pm
went to sleep for a 99999999999,999999999999,999999999,9999999999,999999999,999999,99899,9999,999,99
gozillionbilzillionakdkfmasmkdajfkjdsklfmaskldfma kslejriqu years




WOO-HOOOO 1000 post!!!!!Me go 1000 times more crazy me jug 1000 gallons of milk.Me go potty 1000 times.I got sent to the janitor 1000 times!!!!
1000 woo-hoo!!!!
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Taiyo.uk on June 06, 2007, 06:41:16 pm
:marauder: -- When I was young I started a clan.
Really, what was it called? -- :granger:
:marauder: -- n00bs with b00bs
But you have no b00bz! -- :granger:
:marauder: -- We got implants. Anyway, we thought that the most l33t clan was the one with the largest and most colourful clan tag. We even wrote a hack to make our names appear larger than everyone else's in the console. People feared us. We were THE clan to be in. I've even kept this copy of a server log as a reminder of the good ol' days:

Quote from: "server log"
Joe Public was caught in the fallout of t3h p\/\/nz's lucifer cannon
Joe Public: lolbob was bitten by dr3tch
``--==::{}N{}W{}B{}::==--`` b00bz0r connected
``--==::{}N{}W{}B{}::==--`` 52doubleF connected
``--==::{}N{}W{}B{}::==--`` UdderlyImpressive connected
Joe Public: OH NOES!
bob: ONOZZONZOZNOZ!
t3h p\/\/nz: ONEINZ


Are they still around? -- :granger:
:marauder: -- No, the clan had to end some time ago.
So what happened? -- :granger:
:marauder: -- It's a long story, you see one day...
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: HamStar on June 06, 2007, 06:48:35 pm
:armoury: explodes

 :human: -- ZOMG NINJA!
 :dretch: EATEN T3H PWNZ0r NOOB!
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: mooseberry on June 06, 2007, 10:32:03 pm
Quote from: "Server Log"
``--==::{}N{}W{}B{}::==--`` b00bz0r connected
``--==::{}N{}W{}B{}::==--`` 52doubleF connected
``--==::{}N{}W{}B{}::==--`` UdderlyImpressive connected


Cooler: UH oh!!!

Deadtoilet: Oh noez!!! The Boobzorz are 2 good for us!!1! We must do something!

'++PIKA++'Teh Admin: You are rite!! action! !ban {}N{} 150d They to good

Boobzorz were banned Duration: 150 days Reason: They to good
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: n00b.pl0x. on June 06, 2007, 11:42:41 pm
n00b.pl0x. connected

n00b.pl0x.: Hey guys, what's up.
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Steely Ann on June 06, 2007, 11:44:29 pm
\callvote kick n00b.pl0x. is omg n00b
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Nux on June 07, 2007, 01:35:06 am
150 days later..

Quote from: "Server Log"
``--==::{}N{}W{}B{}::==--`` b00bz0r connected
``--==::{}N{}W{}B{}::==--`` 52doubleF connected
``--==::{}N{}W{}B{}::==--`` UdderlyImpressive connected
``--==::{}N{}W{}B{}::==--`` b00bz0r entered the game
``--==::{}N{}W{}B{}::==--`` 52doubleF entered the game
``--==::{}N{}W{}B{}::==--`` UdderlyImpressive entered the game

UnashamedPlayer: Uh oh..

``--==::{}N{}W{}B{}::==--`` b00bz0r:OMFG!! That took forever!

Boobzorz were banned Duration: another 150 days Reason: They didn't learn the first time

UnnamedMayor: Woah! That was scary.
UnashamedPlayer: Don't worry. They're gone now.


This IS a long story -- :granger:
:marauder: -- Told ya
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Taiyo.uk on June 09, 2007, 10:32:56 am
:granger: -- So what happened to your implants?
Well, I was giving this tyrant a ... -- :marauder:
:granger: -- OH GOD STOP! GROSS!
What?! -- :marauder:
:granger: -- What you were about to say!
What? I was giving this tyrant a hand getting out of a deep hole, then someone mass drove my implants. -- :marauder:
:granger: -- Oh, right, that's alright then.


:tyrant: -- Remember when the humans were all furries? I like furries.
wtf?! Why? -- :basilisk:
:tyrant: -- Because they're easy to eat.
How so? -- :basilisk:
:tyrant: -- Because they have twisted fantasies about us.
so? -- :basilisk:
:tyrant: -- So I just had to give them the wink and they'd go all horny thinking that I'm coming on to them, then they put their guns down and get close to me, then I eat them!
kewel! -- :basilisk:


Shh! Here comes one now! -- :basilisk:
:tyrant: -- How do you know it's a furry?
The overmind can sense his thoughts. -- :basilisk:
:tyrant: -- Eww.

:human: -- mmmm yiffy aliens!

:tyrant: *wink*

:human: -- :D :D :D

:tyrant: ROOOOOAAAARRR *CHOMP!* :human:
:human: was erotically vored by :tyrant:

:tyrant: -- :eek:
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Glunnator on June 09, 2007, 08:27:08 pm
:reactor: suddenly exploded for no apparent reason at all
 :telenode: should have ran further
 :armoury: should have ran further
 :human: should have ran further
 :human: should have ran further
 :helmet: should have ran further
 :telenode: should have ran further
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: HamStar on June 09, 2007, 10:02:27 pm
:advmarauder: -- Zomg it really DOES work!!11!
 :tyrant: -- You doubted me? Don't the EVER doubt me!!!
 :tyrant: gave  :advmarauder:  "hugs" from behind
 :tyrant: -- Say it!!
 :marauder: -- I'm your biatch...
 :tyrant: --Damn right!
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Taiyo.uk on June 09, 2007, 10:40:31 pm
:basilisk: -- ffs! Stop yiffing that marauder!
It doubted me! -- :tyrant:
:basilisk: -- and thats what you do when people doubt you?!
Works every time -- :tyrant:
:basilisk: -- Shh, here comes a human!

:human: -- I'm gonna p00n j00 with mah lcannon!
No you won't. I'll eat you long before you p00n me. -- :tyrant:
:human: -- I don't think so.
You mean you doubt what I'm saying is true? You're doubting me? -- :tyrant:
:basilisk: -- uh oh...
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Nux on June 09, 2007, 11:06:29 pm
:basilisk: -- I'll just grab some popcorn

:tyrant: was missed by :human:'s lucifer cannon
:human: should have aimed before firing
:tyrant: wasn't caught in the fallout of :human:'s several shots
The floor couldn't escape :human:'s grenade

:basilisk: -- Aww dang!

:basilisk: should have grabbed some butter to go with his popcorn
:tyrant: is all charged up
:human: is frantic
:overmind: felt the full force of :human:'s panic
The Overmind Is Dying!
:human: was sensually yiffed by :tyrant:
The Overmind Is Dying!

:basilisk: -- Errr.. doesn't look like you're dying...

The Overmind Is Dying!

:tyrant: -- No you're not

The Overmind Is Dying!
:overmind: shouldn't have doubted :tyrant:

:basilisk: -- Noooooooooo!!

:basilisk: got too close to the overmind
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Glunnator on June 10, 2007, 09:02:44 pm
xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD



... and xD
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Taiyo.uk on June 10, 2007, 10:43:53 pm
:dretch: --
Code: [Select]
                                    DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
                                     DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
                                     DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
                                     DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
                                     DDDDDDDDDD              DDDDDDDDDDD
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Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: E-Mxp on June 11, 2007, 08:10:08 am
OMG, the last post of Taiyo.uk has proven that he IS the Total and Utter King[/color] of the forums.
That's right!! After many posts he finally reached the highest class available in live!!!
You heard it right!!! He is.....

L33T!!!!!!!11111oneone
His ego MUST be most pleased after he heard he is officially......

L33T!!!!!!!11111oneone
The birds are singing when he arrives, the sun shines on his glory, and all living beings tremble by his appearance!!
For he is......

L33T!!!!!!!11111oneone
......And nobody has the right to disagree!!!! For he is....

L33T!!!!!!!11111oneone
......And you have to live with it!!! :D
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: HamStar on June 11, 2007, 05:58:42 pm
He has chikn :/
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Wormi on June 11, 2007, 07:53:10 pm
You can has chkn is gift
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: kaziorvb on June 11, 2007, 08:27:41 pm
then a dretch kssed at another one and they started kssin together forevah and ever more

btw the game was better when ppl werent usin those dumb-tremicons
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Fukacz on June 11, 2007, 08:39:06 pm
then Fukacz said 'FU!' and got kicked by admin
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Taiyo.uk on June 11, 2007, 08:54:50 pm
:dretch: -- kssss!
ksss? -- :dretch:
:dretch: -- Ks. Ksss kss ksssss.
KSSS?! -- :dretch:
:dretch: -- Ksss; kss, kssss kss ksssss.
KS KS KS KSSSS!!!11!11oneone!!1 -- :dretch:
:granger: -- GRRRrrRRrRR!
Kss? -- :dretch:
Kss? -- :dretch:
:granger: -- GrrGRRrrrRRg.
:defcomp: :dretch: -- Ksss. Kss ksssss kss.

...

:defcomp: :dretch: -- There, all done.
What's all done? -- :granger:
:defcomp: :dretch: -- Babelfish is working again.
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: kaziorvb on June 11, 2007, 10:52:01 pm
but then a goon came and MOOO-ed at'em all, so theyve ran scared.

too bad the MOOO was very loud, so other goons came on. they all started MOOO-in at teh world and so it turnd into lika goon-world.

but not for some kind of long time, cuz ofc tyrz came and started roaring...
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: HamStar on June 12, 2007, 04:55:06 pm
And then Taiyo offered them all chikn, which they gratefully accepted...
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Taiyo.uk on June 12, 2007, 05:15:20 pm
:marauder: -- i has chkn.
MOOO! -- :dragoon:
:marauder: -- u can has chkn. is gift.
MOOOOO! -- :dragoon:
:marauder: -- *
:marauder: -- !slap :dragoon: 9999
:dragoon: felt :marauder: 's spanking paddle
:marauder: -- Thou art not a cow!
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: kaziorvb on June 12, 2007, 06:20:26 pm
but then the ultimate overmind showed up and showed them its almighty wrath - rained them with bunnies, anyway

 :dragoon: hi, im a goon, and i dont wanna be illustrated with this crappy icon, so if you wanna make me playin a role, just describe me

 :advmarauder: sure, i agree with goonie (the first and the last time...), even tho u steal all the frags forya

 :overmind: but i do not mwahahahahahahahahahahahah (and even more)
- said overmind and smashed them up with a burning cat (?)
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: David on June 12, 2007, 06:21:46 pm
POST 1024!
I win.
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Taiyo.uk on June 12, 2007, 08:37:16 pm
:dretch: -- 1025 yay!
No, I think you'll find it's zero. -- :basilisk:
:dretch: -- lol nub!
You've overflowed. Notice how your carry flag is set. -- :basilisk:
:dretch: -- I'm ten bit?
Yes. Go pwn some humans to get a greater bit depth. -- :basilisk:

:dragoon: -- ROOOAAR! 18446744073709551615 killz0rz! Only another two before I loose count!
Woah! -- :dretch:
See, ph33r his 64bit l33tness! Just pwn three humans and you can be l33t liek dat too! -- :basilisk:

so then...
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: kaziorvb on June 12, 2007, 08:44:41 pm
... they all got power-down. after bootin they noticed that the screen displays in black-n-white, so their bit depths dont make a matter no longer.

but it wasnt that bad, cuz every map looked like a checkerboard so every alien was unseen. too bad humans came on with their new solutions, they made checker-suits, so they were pretty invisible, as the aliens' radar was almost unrecognisable

thats why ...
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Taiyo.uk on June 12, 2007, 09:11:38 pm
:dretch: -- WE HAVE P00NH4X!!1!1!1oneone!1
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Fukacz on June 12, 2007, 09:22:13 pm
... teh Kentucky Fried Chicken arrived to beat 'em up, as they all were his slaves. He burned all humies and cloned himself to feed whole Universe, but dretchy got INSANE and ate all clones, till he turned into one big pile of shit.

Suddenly,
Quote
a burning cat (?)
showed up and everybody ONOZed, and then....
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: NiTRoX on June 12, 2007, 09:23:41 pm
..some guy with a retarted signature posted before me...
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: kaziorvb on June 12, 2007, 09:27:13 pm
cat stopped burnin and decided to say kthxbye and leave the show.

then the big pile of shit exploded and covered everything with shit. thats how atcs has been made.

but what, somewhere in space a little dretch heard all the shit-boom so it decided to arrive. took his whole dretch team and got on earth

all the dretches started eating shit and so every dretch turned into a big pile of shit and exploded at once.

thats how all the atcs clones has been made.

now ...
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Taiyo.uk on June 13, 2007, 11:27:23 am
:dretch: -- I've made a new map.
Uh-huh, what it like? -- :granger:
:dretch: -- nubcaken will think it's perfectly balanced because it's symmetrical. Morons with maladjusted monitors and excessive gamma settings will think it looks cool and detailed because it uses the same brown-gray texture throughout.
That sounds... Awful. Why make such a map? -- :granger:
:dretch: -- Because it's a n00b-magnet. If I set up a server with just this map then all the n00bs will play there instead of infesting our l33t maps server.
Cool. What's the map called? -- :granger:
:dretch: -- Always Total Continuous Spam.
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Glunnator on June 14, 2007, 01:08:31 pm
:granger: -- OH T4H NOOSE!

:granger: exploded
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Evlesoa on June 16, 2007, 04:55:37 pm
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Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Taiyo.uk on June 16, 2007, 04:59:12 pm
:tyrant: -- O RLY?
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: mooseberry on June 16, 2007, 05:22:00 pm
:basilisk: rawr feer my l33tness!!

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Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Glunnator on June 16, 2007, 06:42:06 pm
Suddenly, UberLeetNinjaDretch appeared once more.

(http://img168.imageshack.us/img168/6043/tremdretchym3.png) -- THIS THREAD SHALL NOT END! MUAHAHAHHA!
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: A_Total_noob on June 16, 2007, 07:00:49 pm
But he stepped on a anti-tank landmine from WWII.
Normally, only the sheer weight of tanks can tigger off this type of mine, but UberLeetNinjaDretch's sheer weight caused it to blow.
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: mooseberry on June 16, 2007, 07:02:57 pm
So than his body parts flew around the world which caused...
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: A_Total_noob on June 16, 2007, 07:11:42 pm
his grandfather to wake up  ( http://distefano.com/GRAPHICS/athome4.jpg )
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: mooseberry on June 16, 2007, 07:49:31 pm
Who than took his body parts and sold them in a market in
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Taiyo.uk on June 16, 2007, 07:56:18 pm
Another Total Camping Situation where the humans bought the body parts and used them to...
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: mooseberry on June 16, 2007, 08:00:01 pm
Lure those camping aliens out of their base but
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Fukacz on June 16, 2007, 09:27:38 pm
The Tick appeared and shouted
- SPOOOOOOOOOOON !!
and everybody replied
- There is no spoon
and The Tick disappeared, moving to another dimension, where ppl haven't seen Matrix yet.
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: mooseberry on June 16, 2007, 10:26:05 pm
So he showed it to them but they didnt like it so they threw peanuts at him. So than..
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Taiyo.uk on June 16, 2007, 11:20:54 pm
:tyrant: -- !ban Fukacz 9999999999999 THERE IS NO SPOON U NUB!!1!!11
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: mooseberry on June 16, 2007, 11:21:50 pm
He took out a fork and hit a
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Evlesoa on June 17, 2007, 12:07:21 am
a Taiyo.uk in the head... they are hard to find, but there appears one in almost every thread,
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: mooseberry on June 17, 2007, 12:09:08 am
With chkin and
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Taiyo.uk on June 17, 2007, 02:12:12 am
a fork... IN MY HEAD! I'VE BEEN FORKED... IN THE HEAD!!1! ZOMG HELP!
Then :marauder: came along and...
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: mooseberry on June 17, 2007, 02:34:51 am
"Wow, a fork!! Thats how hummies eat!! Lemme try!"

So the  :marauder: bit off taiyos foot first than hit knee than he...
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: A_Total_noob on June 17, 2007, 10:40:28 am
...stood on a  :acidtube: , and...
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Glunnator on June 17, 2007, 11:00:28 am
...then the world exploded for no apparent reason at all, just for old times sake

Then Aggressively Traumatic Chaotic Situation loaded and  :helmet: decided to...
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: A_Total_noob on June 17, 2007, 11:46:06 am
...load with the 'Ultra' camp layout.

2 hours later, the Humans are all camping with pulses and lucis, and the aliens are camping outside their base.
Both are calling each other campers.

Suddenly...
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: HamStar on June 17, 2007, 02:21:29 pm
Nades rained down from the skies and exploded, killing all except a granger and a ckit human. The race is on to repopulate the map...
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Fukacz on June 17, 2007, 03:19:15 pm
but they had nothing to eat so granger ate human and turned into ADVANCED GRANGER...
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Taiyo.uk on June 17, 2007, 03:33:13 pm
and then exploded
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: HamStar on June 17, 2007, 05:39:38 pm
But found out that exploding grangers made more grangers so they had fun with nades and the map lagged out with thousands of grangers...
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Taiyo.uk on June 17, 2007, 05:53:36 pm
:human: -- nades make t3h cuteness!
Stop talking bollocks and pwn some aliens. -- :helmet:

:human: -- It's true! Watch this!

:human: *throw* ............................... :grenade: :granger:

*BOOM*

:granger: :granger: :granger: :granger: :granger: :granger:
 :granger: :granger: :granger: :granger: :granger: :granger:
 :granger: :granger: :granger: :granger: :granger: :granger:
 :granger: :granger: :granger: :granger: :granger: :granger:


:human: -- See, t3h cuteness!11!
wtf? -- :helmet:
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Glunnator on June 17, 2007, 07:31:44 pm
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 :helmet: -- WTF?! GRANGER SWARM ATTACK!

 :armoury::helmet: *spam* . . . . . . . . . :grenade: . . . . :grenade:  . . . . :grenade:  . . . . :grenade::granger::granger::granger::granger::granger::granger:

*bobbooboboomoomboommomm*

 :granger:  :granger:  :granger:  :granger:  :granger:  :granger:  :granger:  :granger:  :granger:  :granger:  :granger:  :granger:  :granger:  :granger:  :granger:  :granger:  :granger:  :granger:  :granger:  :granger:  :granger:  :granger:
 :armoury:  :helmet: -- AAARRAAARRARGHLL!! :granger:  :granger:  :granger:  :granger:  :granger:  :granger:  :granger:  :granger:  :granger:  :granger:  :granger:  :granger:  :granger:  :granger:  :granger:  :granger:  :granger:  :granger:
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ggrrr -- :granger:  :human: -- Yey! t3h cuteness! <3
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Taiyo.uk on June 17, 2007, 10:05:48 pm
A short while later...

:battlesuit: -- heh good rush, I took the overmind out in record time!
Cool! I naded the last egg! -- :helmet:
:human: -- Lets hope that no grangers got away.
Naah, the last one ate my lucispam. -- :helmet:
:battlesuit: -- Lets get back to base, I need a medi...

...

:battlesuit: :helmet: -- WTF?!?!! -- :human: :battlesuit:

:human: -- oh hi, i cutespammed the base...

(http://img80.imageshack.us/img80/5392/grangerlolqo0.gif) :granger: :granger:  (http://img80.imageshack.us/img80/5392/grangerlolqo0.gif) :granger: :granger: :granger:  (http://img80.imageshack.us/img80/5392/grangerlolqo0.gif) (http://img80.imageshack.us/img80/5392/grangerlolqo0.gif) :granger: (http://img143.imageshack.us/img143/7149/grangerka8.gif)
:granger: :granger: (http://img143.imageshack.us/img143/7149/grangerka8.gif) :reactor: :telenode: :granger: (http://img80.imageshack.us/img80/5392/grangerlolqo0.gif) :armoury: :granger: :granger: (http://img143.imageshack.us/img143/7149/grangerka8.gif)
(http://img143.imageshack.us/img143/7149/grangerka8.gif) :granger: :telenode: :granger: (http://img80.imageshack.us/img80/5392/grangerlolqo0.gif) :medstat: :granger: :granger: :granger: (http://img80.imageshack.us/img80/5392/grangerlolqo0.gif)
:granger: :granger: (http://img80.imageshack.us/img80/5392/grangerlolqo0.gif) :granger: :granger: (http://img143.imageshack.us/img143/7149/grangerka8.gif) (http://img143.imageshack.us/img143/7149/grangerka8.gif) :granger: :granger: :granger: (http://img80.imageshack.us/img80/5392/grangerlolqo0.gif)
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: kaziorvb on June 18, 2007, 02:34:08 pm
:battlesuit: huh, i know what shoulda fix it! guys prepare for teh BURNING CAT!

after a while at the only free telenode... it has spawned...

 :granger:  :granger:  :granger: ONOZ! THUTZ A BURNIN CATZ0R

grangers started runnin around destroyin everything

after a hour of devastations they all noticed theres no burnin cat at all

and so then...
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Fukacz on June 18, 2007, 02:38:28 pm
Kropa arrived and everybody blamed him for nadespam, but soon they realised that actually it wasn't Kropa.... IT WAS BURNING CAT! ...
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: kaziorvb on June 18, 2007, 02:53:42 pm
MEOWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - meowed the burnin cat

 :human: HELL! wtf was THAT?
 :battlesuit: thatz a burnin cat u dumbass! its over!

MEOWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - meowed the burnin cat once again

:human: why teh fuck hes meowin all teh time?
:battlesuit: maybe he tries to get everybody involved!

MEOWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - meowed the burnin cat once fuckin again

:human: omg im not scared anymore... thats a comedy! wtf?
:battlesuit: huh, lol, surely, wtf

but they didnt see, all their bases got BURRRNT! and their clothes started burnin too!

:human: ONOZ ONOZ!!! IMA BURNIN! IMA BURNIN!
:battlesuit: IMA TWO!!! LOOKATMEH!!!! ONOZ!!

when they all got burnt, the burnin cat disappeared once again

thats why ...
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Menace13 on June 18, 2007, 03:03:31 pm
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LOL! That equals this:

(http://img80.imageshack.us/img80/5392/grangerlolqo0.gif) :granger: :granger:  (http://img80.imageshack.us/img80/5392/grangerlolqo0.gif) :granger: :granger: :granger:  (http://img80.imageshack.us/img80/5392/grangerlolqo0.gif) (http://img80.imageshack.us/img80/5392/grangerlolqo0.gif) :granger: (http://img143.imageshack.us/img143/7149/grangerka8.gif)
:granger: :granger: (http://img143.imageshack.us/img143/7149/grangerka8.gif) :reactor: :telenode: :granger: (http://img80.imageshack.us/img80/5392/grangerlolqo0.gif) :armoury: :granger: :granger: (http://img143.imageshack.us/img143/7149/grangerka8.gif)
(http://img143.imageshack.us/img143/7149/grangerka8.gif) :granger: :telenode: :granger: (http://img80.imageshack.us/img80/5392/grangerlolqo0.gif) :medstat: :granger: :granger: :granger: (http://img80.imageshack.us/img80/5392/grangerlolqo0.gif)
:granger: :granger: (http://img80.imageshack.us/img80/5392/grangerlolqo0.gif) :granger: :granger: (http://img143.imageshack.us/img143/7149/grangerka8.gif) (http://img143.imageshack.us/img143/7149/grangerka8.gif) :granger: :granger: :granger: (http://img80.imageshack.us/img80/5392/grangerlolqo0.gif)

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL HOW LONG DID THAT TAKE TO MAKE?????

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Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Taiyo.uk on June 18, 2007, 03:07:35 pm
[NS] Ctrl+C Ctrl+V Ctrl+C Ctrl+V etc... etc...[/NS]
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Menace13 on June 18, 2007, 03:15:28 pm
Quote from: "Taiyo.uk"
[NS] Ctrl+C Ctrl+V Ctrl+C Ctrl+V etc... etc...[/NS]

[NS]LOL[/NS]
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Glunnator on June 18, 2007, 03:25:53 pm
[NS]
Quote from: "Menace13"
Quote from: "Taiyo.uk"
[NS] Ctrl+C Ctrl+V Ctrl+C Ctrl+V etc... etc...[/NS]

[NS]LOL[/NS]
What, you didn't see that as obvious?[/NS]

(http://img80.imageshack.us/img80/5392/grangerlolqo0.gif) :granger: :granger:  (http://img80.imageshack.us/img80/5392/grangerlolqo0.gif) :granger: :granger: :granger:  (http://img80.imageshack.us/img80/5392/grangerlolqo0.gif) (http://img80.imageshack.us/img80/5392/grangerlolqo0.gif) :granger: (http://img143.imageshack.us/img143/7149/grangerka8.gif)
:granger: :granger: (http://img143.imageshack.us/img143/7149/grangerka8.gif) :reactor: :telenode: :granger: :battlesuit: -- Halp...! :armoury: :granger: :granger: (http://img143.imageshack.us/img143/7149/grangerka8.gif)
(http://img143.imageshack.us/img143/7149/grangerka8.gif) :granger: :telenode: :granger: (http://img80.imageshack.us/img80/5392/grangerlolqo0.gif) :medstat: :granger: :granger: :granger: (http://img80.imageshack.us/img80/5392/grangerlolqo0.gif)
:granger: :granger: (http://img80.imageshack.us/img80/5392/grangerlolqo0.gif) :granger: :granger: (http://img143.imageshack.us/img143/7149/grangerka8.gif) (http://img143.imageshack.us/img143/7149/grangerka8.gif) :granger: :granger: :granger: (http://img80.imageshack.us/img80/5392/grangerlolqo0.gif)

Dude, are you gonna get rid of these guys yet or what? -- :helmet:
 :human: -- NEVAR! T3hy are t4h c00tnass!!1!!nineoneone
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: HamStar on June 18, 2007, 04:29:55 pm
:helmet: -- I'll fuckin' do it then...
 :helmet: threw a  :grenade: at the (http://img80.imageshack.us/img80/5392/grangerlolqo0.gif) :granger: :granger:  (http://img80.imageshack.us/img80/5392/grangerlolqo0.gif) :granger: :granger: :granger:  (http://img80.imageshack.us/img80/5392/grangerlolqo0.gif) (http://img80.imageshack.us/img80/5392/grangerlolqo0.gif) :granger: (http://img143.imageshack.us/img143/7149/grangerka8.gif)
:granger: :granger: (http://img143.imageshack.us/img143/7149/grangerka8.gif) :reactor: :telenode: :granger: :battlesuit: -- Halp...! :armoury: :granger: :granger: (http://img143.imageshack.us/img143/7149/grangerka8.gif)
(http://img143.imageshack.us/img143/7149/grangerka8.gif) :granger: :telenode: :granger: (http://img80.imageshack.us/img80/5392/grangerlolqo0.gif) :medstat: :granger: :granger: :granger: (http://img80.imageshack.us/img80/5392/grangerlolqo0.gif)
:granger: :granger: (http://img80.imageshack.us/img80/5392/grangerlolqo0.gif) :granger: :granger: (http://img143.imageshack.us/img143/7149/grangerka8.gif) (http://img143.imageshack.us/img143/7149/grangerka8.gif) :granger: :granger: :granger: (http://img80.imageshack.us/img80/5392/grangerlolqo0.gif)

 :human: -- OMFG t3h cootn355!!!!!
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Taiyo.uk on June 18, 2007, 05:08:29 pm
and so  the number of grangeren increased exponentially until their mass became large enough to create a black hole which caused the universe to collapse in a big crunch that was so big that even Stephen Hawking said "nope, didn't see that coming" then in the ensuing nanosecond another universe exploded into existence and the only life forms on the otherwise uninhabited planet were :granger: and :human: (http://fragify.com/forum/images/smilies/Ckit.png) so then...
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Fukacz on June 18, 2007, 06:51:23 pm
.. The Tick which had gone to another dimension, had some grangers and ckit with him, so he built some nodes and grangers left him ...
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: kaziorvb on June 18, 2007, 08:00:32 pm
... to have a granger-party! they invited all the grangers from all the dimensions etc. all the grangers started jumpin around so they crushed the planet where the party was each granger had its own piece of ground and they were floating thru space. when theyve crushed their miniplanets on the other planets it acted like a BOOM from a nade, and so more cuteness has been made! that was a real grangerade

but when ...
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Taiyo.uk on June 19, 2007, 11:22:10 pm
they reached critical mass and destroyed the universe again, another universe exploded into existence, but this time the only life forms were :human: and :granger: (http://fragify.com/forum/images/smilies/Ckit.png)
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: mooseberry on June 20, 2007, 12:13:02 am
:granger: Hai!

 :human: Zomg!! Blaster!
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Kaleo on June 20, 2007, 06:05:09 am
(http://img80.imageshack.us/img80/5392/grangerlolqo0.gif) :granger: :granger:  (http://img80.imageshack.us/img80/5392/grangerlolqo0.gif) :granger: :granger: :granger:  (http://img80.imageshack.us/img80/5392/grangerlolqo0.gif) (http://img80.imageshack.us/img80/5392/grangerlolqo0.gif) :granger: (http://img143.imageshack.us/img143/7149/grangerka8.gif)
:granger: :granger: (http://img143.imageshack.us/img143/7149/grangerka8.gif) :reactor: :telenode: :granger: :battlesuit: -- Halp...! :armoury: :granger: :granger: (http://img143.imageshack.us/img143/7149/grangerka8.gif)
(http://img143.imageshack.us/img143/7149/grangerka8.gif) :granger: :telenode: :granger: (http://img80.imageshack.us/img80/5392/grangerlolqo0.gif) :medstat: :granger: :granger: :granger: (http://img80.imageshack.us/img80/5392/grangerlolqo0.gif)
:granger: :granger: (http://img80.imageshack.us/img80/5392/grangerlolqo0.gif) :granger: :granger: (http://img143.imageshack.us/img143/7149/grangerka8.gif) (http://img143.imageshack.us/img143/7149/grangerka8.gif) :granger: :granger: :granger: (http://img80.imageshack.us/img80/5392/grangerlolqo0.gif)

 :human: ZOMG THEYZ BAX!!!
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Taiyo.uk on June 23, 2007, 04:49:47 am
:granger: :granger: -- hai2u we hav mani mani cute! -- :granger: :granger:

Quick! pwnx0r them! I only have ckit! -- :helmet:
:human: -- zomg! I can't pwn them! They're too cuddly!
FFS! BEFORE THEY REBUILD! -- :helmet:
Aww soooo cute! -- :human: *hug* *pet* *snuggles* :granger: -- grr.
OMG NO! -- :helmet:
omg! ur *such* a cuteypie! -- :human: *cuddles* *pet* *cuddle* :granger: -- grr.

meanwhile...

:overmind: -- THE OVERMIND HAS AWAKENED!!1!
pwnzor! -- :granger:

then

(http://img80.imageshack.us/img80/5392/grangerlolqo0.gif) :granger: :granger:  (http://img80.imageshack.us/img80/5392/grangerlolqo0.gif) :granger: :granger: :granger:  (http://img80.imageshack.us/img80/5392/grangerlolqo0.gif) (http://img80.imageshack.us/img80/5392/grangerlolqo0.gif) :granger: (http://img143.imageshack.us/img143/7149/grangerka8.gif)
:granger: :granger: (http://img143.imageshack.us/img143/7149/grangerka8.gif) :reactor: :telenode: :granger: :battlesuit: -- Halp...! :armoury: :granger: :granger: (http://img143.imageshack.us/img143/7149/grangerka8.gif)
(http://img143.imageshack.us/img143/7149/grangerka8.gif) :granger: :telenode: :granger: (http://img80.imageshack.us/img80/5392/grangerlolqo0.gif) :medstat: :granger: :granger: :granger: (http://img80.imageshack.us/img80/5392/grangerlolqo0.gif)
:granger: :granger: (http://img80.imageshack.us/img80/5392/grangerlolqo0.gif) :granger: :granger: (http://img143.imageshack.us/img143/7149/grangerka8.gif) (http://img143.imageshack.us/img143/7149/grangerka8.gif) :granger: :granger: :granger: (http://img80.imageshack.us/img80/5392/grangerlolqo0.gif)

suddenly became

:tyrant: :tyrant: :tyrant: :tyrant: :tyrant: :tyrant: :tyrant: :tyrant: :tyrant: :tyrant: :tyrant:
:tyrant: :tyrant: :tyrant: :reactor: :telenode: :tyrant: :battlesuit: -- Halp...! :armoury: :tyrant: :tyrant: :tyrant:
:tyrant: :tyrant: :telenode: :tyrant: :tyrant: :medstat: :tyrant: :tyrant: :tyrant: :tyrant:
:tyrant: :tyrant: :tyrant: :tyrant: :tyrant: :tyrant: :tyrant: :tyrant: :tyrant: :tyrant: :tyrant:

:helmet: -- OMG YOU NAB! YUO SHOULD HAV P00N3D THEM! WE DIE NOW CUZ OF U!
Awww my cuteypie just got bigger! -- :human: *huggles* *cuddle* *pet* :tyrant:

...
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Glunnator on June 23, 2007, 10:20:35 am
[NS] Did anyone even notice the bsuit I put in there and his secret message? xD [/NS]

Then all the hummies suddenly died.
Aliens win.
On the next map...
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: mooseberry on June 23, 2007, 03:30:12 pm
:helmet: Run back to base only 25hp left!

 :advmarauder: Hai!

:helmet: Ha I can take him.

 :advmarauder:  :advmarauder:  :advmarauder:  :advmarauder:  :advmarauder:  :advmarauder:  :advmarauder:  :advmarauder: Hai!

:helmet: ...
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: HamStar on June 23, 2007, 04:48:19 pm
:advmarauder: was killed by teammate  :advmarauder:
 :advmarauder: was killed by teammate  :advmarauder:
 :advmarauder: was killed by teammate  :advmarauder:
 :advmarauder: was killed by teammate  :advmarauder:
 :advmarauder: was killed by teammate  :advmarauder:
 :advmarauder: was killed by teammate  :advmarauder:
 :advmarauder: was killed by teammate  :advmarauder:
 :advmarauder:  :advmarauder:  :advmarauder:  :advmarauder:  :advmarauder:  :advmarauder:  :advmarauder:  :advmarauder: -- WTF U DO THAT 4 NOOB?
 :advmarauder: -- sorry, didn't reailise ff was on!
 :advmarauder: was pulse rifled by  :helmet:
 :advmarauder: -- Zomg typekill!!!
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Taiyo.uk on June 24, 2007, 02:04:39 am
*fart!* :basilisk:
:human: -- Omg how rude!
*FART!!!1!* :basilisk:
:human: -- Here, have this, it's a suppository to reduce flatulence.
k thx -- :basilisk:
:basilisk: couldn't remove :human: 's grenade in time.
:human: -- pwnt.
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Thorn on June 24, 2007, 03:18:21 am
(http://img80.imageshack.us/img80/5392/grangerlolqo0.gif)
(http://img80.imageshack.us/img80/5392/grangerlolqo0.gif) :granger: :granger:  (http://img80.imageshack.us/img80/5392/grangerlolqo0.gif) :granger: :granger: :granger:  (http://img80.imageshack.us/img80/5392/grangerlolqo0.gif) (http://img80.imageshack.us/img80/5392/grangerlolqo0.gif) :granger: (http://img143.imageshack.us/img143/7149/grangerka8.gif)
:granger: :granger: (http://img143.imageshack.us/img143/7149/grangerka8.gif) :reactor: :telenode: :granger: :battlesuit: -- Halp...! :armoury: :granger: :granger: (http://img143.imageshack.us/img143/7149/grangerka8.gif)
(http://img143.imageshack.us/img143/7149/grangerka8.gif) :granger: :telenode: :granger: (http://img80.imageshack.us/img80/5392/grangerlolqo0.gif) :medstat: :granger: :granger: :granger: (http://img80.imageshack.us/img80/5392/grangerlolqo0.gif)
:granger: :granger: (http://img80.imageshack.us/img80/5392/grangerlolqo0.gif) :granger: :granger: (http://img143.imageshack.us/img143/7149/grangerka8.gif) (http://img143.imageshack.us/img143/7149/grangerka8.gif) :granger: :granger: :granger: (http://img80.imageshack.us/img80/5392/grangerlolqo0.gif)(http://img80.imageshack.us/img80/5392/grangerlolqo0.gif) :granger: :granger:  (http://img80.imageshack.us/img80/5392/grangerlolqo0.gif) :granger: :granger: :granger:  (http://img80.imageshack.us/img80/5392/grangerlolqo0.gif) (http://img80.imageshack.us/img80/5392/grangerlolqo0.gif) :granger: (http://img143.imageshack.us/img143/7149/grangerka8.gif)
:granger: :granger: (http://img143.imageshack.us/img143/7149/grangerka8.gif) :reactor: :telenode: :granger: :battlesuit: -- Halp...! :armoury: :granger: :granger: (http://img143.imageshack.us/img143/7149/grangerka8.gif)
(http://img143.imageshack.us/img143/7149/grangerka8.gif) :granger: :telenode: :granger: (http://img80.imageshack.us/img80/5392/grangerlolqo0.gif) :medstat: :granger: :granger: :granger: (http://img80.imageshack.us/img80/5392/grangerlolqo0.gif)
:granger: :granger: (http://img80.imageshack.us/img80/5392/grangerlolqo0.gif) :granger: :granger: (http://img143.imageshack.us/img143/7149/grangerka8.gif) (http://img143.imageshack.us/img143/7149/grangerka8.gif) :granger: :granger: :granger: (http://img80.imageshack.us/img80/5392/grangerlolqo0.gif):granger: :granger:  (http://img80.imageshack.us/img80/5392/grangerlolqo0.gif) :granger: :granger: :granger:  (http://img80.imageshack.us/img80/5392/grangerlolqo0.gif) (http://img80.imageshack.us/img80/5392/grangerlolqo0.gif) :granger: (http://img143.imageshack.us/img143/7149/grangerka8.gif)
:granger: :granger: (http://img143.imageshack.us/img143/7149/grangerka8.gif) :reactor: :telenode: :granger: :battlesuit: -- Halp...! :armoury: :granger: :granger: (http://img143.imageshack.us/img143/7149/grangerka8.gif)
(http://img143.imageshack.us/img143/7149/grangerka8.gif) :granger: :telenode: :granger: (http://img80.imageshack.us/img80/5392/grangerlolqo0.gif) :medstat: :granger: :granger: :granger: (http://img80.imageshack.us/img80/5392/grangerlolqo0.gif)
:granger: :granger: (http://img80.imageshack.us/img80/5392/grangerlolqo0.gif) :granger: :granger: (http://img143.imageshack.us/img143/7149/grangerka8.gif) (http://img143.imageshack.us/img143/7149/grangerka8.gif) :granger: :granger: :granger: (http://img80.imageshack.us/img80/5392/grangerlolqo0.gif)
(http://img80.imageshack.us/img80/5392/grangerlolqo0.gif) :granger: :granger:  (http://img80.imageshack.us/img80/5392/grangerlolqo0.gif) :granger: :granger: :granger:  (http://img80.imageshack.us/img80/5392/grangerlolqo0.gif) (http://img80.imageshack.us/img80/5392/grangerlolqo0.gif) :granger: (http://img143.imageshack.us/img143/7149/grangerka8.gif)
:granger: :granger: (http://img143.imageshack.us/img143/7149/grangerka8.gif) :reactor: :telenode: :granger: :battlesuit: -- Halp...! :armoury: :granger: :granger: (http://img143.imageshack.us/img143/7149/grangerka8.gif)
(http://img143.imageshack.us/img143/7149/grangerka8.gif) :granger: :telenode: :granger: (http://img80.imageshack.us/img80/5392/grangerlolqo0.gif) :medstat: :granger: :granger: :granger: (http://img80.imageshack.us/img80/5392/grangerlolqo0.gif)
:granger: :granger: (http://img80.imageshack.us/img80/5392/grangerlolqo0.gif) :granger: :granger: (http://img143.imageshack.us/img143/7149/grangerka8.gif) (http://img143.imageshack.us/img143/7149/grangerka8.gif) :granger: :granger: :granger: (http://img80.imageshack.us/img80/5392/grangerlolqo0.gif)
(http://img80.imageshack.us/img80/5392/grangerlolqo0.gif) :granger: :granger:  (http://img80.imageshack.us/img80/5392/grangerlolqo0.gif) :granger: :granger: :granger:  (http://img80.imageshack.us/img80/5392/grangerlolqo0.gif) (http://img80.imageshack.us/img80/5392/grangerlolqo0.gif) :granger: (http://img143.imageshack.us/img143/7149/grangerka8.gif)
:granger: :granger: (http://img143.imageshack.us/img143/7149/grangerka8.gif) :reactor: :telenode: :granger: :battlesuit: -- Halp...! :armoury: :granger: :granger: (http://img143.imageshack.us/img143/7149/grangerka8.gif)
(http://img143.imageshack.us/img143/7149/grangerka8.gif) :granger: :telenode: :granger: (http://img80.imageshack.us/img80/5392/grangerlolqo0.gif) :medstat: :granger: :granger: :granger: (http://img80.imageshack.us/img80/5392/grangerlolqo0.gif)
:granger: :granger: (http://img80.imageshack.us/img80/5392/grangerlolqo0.gif) :granger: :granger: (http://img143.imageshack.us/img143/7149/grangerka8.gif) (http://img143.imageshack.us/img143/7149/grangerka8.gif) :granger: :granger: :granger: (http://img80.imageshack.us/img80/5392/grangerlolqo0.gif)


ITSA GRANGER FART TIME!
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Taiyo.uk on June 24, 2007, 05:26:52 am
!kick thorn grangerspammer -- :dretch:
!kick: Thorn was kicked, reason: Ubuntu
:granger: -- Hey, guess what?
What? -- :dretch:
:granger: -- No clues, just have a guess.
Bush managed to construct a grammatically correct sentence without assistance? -- :dretch:
:granger: -- No, have another go!
Gates likes penguins in secret? -- :dretch:
:granger: -- No, one more guess!
I give up. -- :dretch:
:granger: -- P00NHAX!!1!
OMFG R U SERIUS!!1!!11-- :dretch:
:granger: -- Why yes, yes I am.
Z0MG!!!1! HE HAZ T3H P00N! -- :dretch:
:human: -- Did someone say P00NHAX?!
YEH HEZ GOTS P00NHAX!! -- :dretch:
:human: -- OMFG HE'S GOT P00NHAX!!11 RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!
AAARRRGG! T3H P00NHAX ARE COMMIN! -- :battlesuit:
:tyrant: -- NOOOOO! NOT THE P00NHAX!
ONOZ! ONOOOZ!!1! -- :basilisk:
:marauder: -- NEEEEIIIIIN!!! NICHT DER P00NHAX!!1

so then...
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: HamStar on June 24, 2007, 02:08:38 pm
Thorn came back with BIGGER POONHAX!!!
 :reactor: -- Dudes...my POONHAX made me a reactor. Now you are all pwnt!
 :human: -- omfg give us md powaa!!
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Fukacz on June 24, 2007, 06:40:24 pm
Quote
:human: -- omfg give us md powaa!!

 :reactor: -- Nah, Fu!
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Taiyo.uk on June 24, 2007, 07:43:32 pm
But then:

(http://img143.imageshack.us/img143/7149/grangerka8.gif)
:reactor:

:human: -- get that granger off of our reactor!
:reactor: was P00N3D by :granger: 's P00NHAX
:granger: -- P000000000N3D!!1!1!1!!1111
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Glunnator on June 25, 2007, 05:41:35 pm
Then suddenly a fly got zapped into the past and bumped into himself creating a time paradox and then the universe exploded!!1!1!1
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: mooseberry on June 25, 2007, 05:43:33 pm
Paradox? WHere?
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: A_Total_noob on June 25, 2007, 06:59:57 pm
But in a parallel universe, far far away, a 'gretch' spawned
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: HamStar on June 25, 2007, 07:10:18 pm
:advmarauder: -- OMFG is this a mod?
 :barricade: -- Aye, tis benmachines, where you can play as anything!
 :marauder: evolved into  :armoury:
 :armoury: -- ZOMG 1337!
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Glunnator on June 25, 2007, 07:15:04 pm
:dretch: evolved into  :human:
 :human: -- but wait, how can we tell if we're on the same team or not?
 :armoury: -- uuuh...

 :dragoon: was killed by TEAMMATE :medstat:
 :telenode: was killed by TEAMMATE :granger:
 :hive: was killed by TEAMMATE :repeater:
 :battlesuit: was killed by TEAMMATE :grenade:
 8) was killed by TEAMMATE :acidtube:
 :tyrant: was killed by TEAMMATE :jetpack:
 :turret: was killed by TEAMMATE :reactor:
 :granger: was killed by TEAMMATE :booster:
 :human: -- holy sh-...
 :armoury: -- :eek:
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Taiyo.uk on June 25, 2007, 07:27:52 pm
:human: -- What is happening?!

:granger: -- See, told ya I have P00NHAX!!1!

:human: :marauder: :helmet: :dretch: -- OMFG NOT THE P00NHAX!!!11! -- :tyrant: :battlesuit: :basilisk: :human:
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: E-Mxp on July 01, 2007, 09:12:58 pm
And so the servers where full of noobs with hax and aimbots. But than....!!

SUPERL33T ADMIN:battlesuit: appeared!!
:battlesuit: -- Let there be Non-Cheaters!!!
:helmet: connected
:human: connected
:dretch: connected
:dragoon: connected


:battlesuit: -- Let them be Pro, and let the cheaters get Pwnd!!!

hacking :granger: got Pro'd by :human:
codecracking :dretch: got Pro'd by :helmet:
wallhacking :human: got Pro'd by :dragoon:
aimbotting :helmet: got Pro'd by :dretch:

:battlesuit: -- Let the hackers be kicked!

hacking :granger: got kicked by admin. reason: "Because I say so!". duration "For whole eternity!!"
codecracking :dretch: got kicked by admin. reason: "Because I say so!". duration "For whole eternity!!"
wallhacking :human: got kicked by admin. reason: "Because I say so!". duration "For whole eternity!!"
aimbotting :helmet: got kicked by admin. reason: "Because I say so!". duration "For whole eternity!!"

:battlesuit: -- Let the Non-cheaters be happy!!!

:helmet: :human: :dretch: :dragoon: --............yay

........And so, the servers has been saved from hackers
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Taiyo.uk on July 01, 2007, 11:53:00 pm
:defcomp: :dretch: *hack* *type* *hexedit*
ROOOAAARRR! Whassup? -- :dragoon:
:defcomp: :dretch: -- GTFO n00b!
You h4x0ring trem servers again? -- :dragoon:
:defcomp: :dretch: -- omg stfu I'm busy!
What are you doing this time? Stealing GUIDs? Changing the ATCS texture set for goatse pics? -- :dragoon:
:defcomp: :dretch: -- If you must know I've written a bot. It's encapsulated as the payload of my virus. When the virus has spread to enough hosts there will be too many bots to ban and I will reign supreme!
What does the bot do? -- :dragoon:
:defcomp: :dretch: -- It connects, decons, spams, teamkills, bans all the admins, changes the rcon password to "ilovealiensexoohyes", infects all the player's boxen with more copies of itself, replaces their porn collection with Mandelbrot images, overwrites their BIOS with a disc scrambler, makes them listen to boyzone in public and seduces their grandmothers. Then it starts doing some real work.

So :dretch: activated the bot, it spread across the intarwobs like wildfire, every server was pwnt and every tremstats page in the world listed "1337 |)Я37(|-|" as the top scorer.

...
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: E-Mxp on July 03, 2007, 05:57:13 pm
:human: -- My fellow Americans, today our land has been shocked by a presence of a virus. Scientists has concluded this virus has been created by our alien enemy. This virus deleted all our porn, not only on our harddisks, but also all the porn on the internet.

:helmet: :battlesuit: -- nO pORN!!!???? nOOOOOOO!!!! pANIC!!!!

:human: -- .....and I know that I speak for whole human rase...... Aliens..... If you are watching now...... Plz, give us back our porn!!!! Its not funny!!!! Plz!!!
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Taiyo.uk on July 03, 2007, 06:12:09 pm
whatcha gonna do? -- :granger:
:defcomp: :dretch: -- Well, I'm going to give the humans their porn.

later...
:defcomp: :helmet: -- omg the aliens have returned our pr0ns!!!!1!!
omg! I'm gonna watch my favorite pr0n! -- :human:
:helmet: -- Eww all those people are like... stuck to the walls with slime and stuff
I don't remember it being this messy... omg there's aliens in it! -- :human:
:helmet: -- What's that tyrant doing?
Why has it got seven legs? -- :human:
:helmet: -- :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:


:defcomp: :dretch: -- pwnt.
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Nux on July 10, 2007, 05:23:34 pm
:human: -- :D

(http://img143.imageshack.us/img143/7149/grangerka8.gif)

:human: -- Mmmm.. Bouncy! *drool*

What the hell are you doing? -- :helmet:

:human: -- Errr.. LOOK! The reactor is exploding!

The :reactor: was :grenade:'d by :human:

[size=0]Explosion ash..[/size]:reactor:[size=0]More Blast marks..[/size]

:human: -- Oh right! No structure FF.. I'm a... I can explain..

:helmet: -- huh? What? ah no, I don't care about that now. I'm busy watching this sexy pair of grangers bounce.

(http://img143.imageshack.us/img143/7149/grangerka8.gif)(http://img143.imageshack.us/img143/7149/grangerka8.gif)

:helmet: -- *drool* -- :human:
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: ShadowNinjaDudeMan on July 10, 2007, 05:53:59 pm
(http://img504.imageshack.us/img504/8563/grangerka8kr0.gif) (http://imageshack.us)
:granger:

Wtf, granger babies, this calls for a granger swarm gif.
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: HamStar on July 10, 2007, 05:58:21 pm
(http://img504.imageshack.us/img504/8563/grangerka8kr0.gif)
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:granger:(http://img504.imageshack.us/img504/8563/grangerka8kr0.gif)
:granger:

 :advmarauder: -- Argh granger swarmz!
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Taiyo.uk on July 11, 2007, 01:22:26 am
:dragoon: -- Are you one of those furries?
No! -- :human:
:dragoon: -- o rly?
ya rly. -- :human:
:dragoon: -- Do you dress up in fursuits?
No. -- :human:
:dragoon: -- Do you go to furry conventions?
No. -- :human:
:dragoon: -- Do you have a VCL account?
No. -- :human:
:dragoon: -- Think about tentacles allot?
I AM NOT A FURRY!!1! -- :human:
:dragoon: -- Then why does that bouncing granger turn you on so much?
omg... IT DOESN'T HAVE FUR!! -- :human:

:human:
:dragoon:

...

:human:
:dragoon:  -- What?


:human: -- So.... Can we...
OMG NO!!! -- :dragoon:

:human: was chomped by :dragoon:


At the human base...

:human: -- Can I use the DC?
I'm rather busy right now. I need to complete this new targeting algorithm. -- :helmet: :defcomp:
:human: -- I'll only take a minute.
Ok, but I need it back ASAP. -- :helmet: :defcomp:
:human: -- kewel.

:human: :defcomp:  --
Code: [Select]
[l33tboi@redronet]$ naabirc
naabirc > join #tremfur
chanserv: You have joined #tremfur
l33tboi: I saw bouncing granger 2day 8D
g00nluv: omg cute!
7yr4n7: wow
l33tboi: didn't get to yiff it though :(
7yr4n7: aww... u can go 2 t3h rsrch labs for sum alien lovin
g00nluv: ya all t3h eggheads are pervz they only work there 4 alien yiff
7yr4n7: xept 4 dis wun guy who wuznt but he g0t pwnd by maras
g00nluv: lololololoooool!
l33tboi: i go ther i need moar creds ...and sum aliens  lolz!
AHEM. -- :helmet:

so then...
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: gareth on July 13, 2007, 06:55:31 pm
nothing happened, for a very long time.

then something did happen.

 :granger: :granger: :granger:
 :granger: :eek:  :granger:
 :granger: :granger: :granger:
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: AKAnotu on July 13, 2007, 07:36:23 pm
omg necromancer appeared
you are doomed


Zombie Zombie tonberry necromancer  zombie tonberry zombie

                   you  ,              some guy from your village         ,       a chick with amnesia    

what will you do?
>fight
magic
defend
item
flee
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: E-Mxp on July 13, 2007, 08:46:35 pm
[offtopic]ONOES!! Story game is DIEINg!!! Post more!!![/offtopic]

[health]100-------------------:dragoon:
[exp]189/420----------------[health]200
:human:------------------------------[exp]892/900

>fight
magic
defend
item
flee

:human: did [hp: -32] damage to :dragoon: with his rifle

:dragoon: used Item: :granger:

(http://img504.imageshack.us/img504/8563/grangerka8kr0.gif)
:human: was distracted by the hopping :granger:
:human: gained [exp: +208] for cuddling a granger
:dragoon: chomps :human: [hp: -43]
:dragoon: chomps :human: again [hp: -23]

[health]33---------------------:dragoon:
[exp]397/420----------------[health]168
:human:------------------------------[exp]892/900

:human: used Item: :granger:-doll
:human: gained [exp: +195] for cuddling a grangerdoll
:human: reached [level: 35]
:human:: [hp: 33] [exp: 172/800] [level: 35]
:human: is evolving!!!

:human: evolved to :helmet:!!

:helmet: did [hp: -174] to :dragoon: with his chaingun
:dragoon: died

[health]33---------------------:dragoon:
[exp]172/800----------------[health]-6
:human:------------------------------[exp]892/900

:human: gained [exp: +500] for pwning a :dragoon:
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: AKAnotu on July 14, 2007, 12:39:59 am
Quote from: "E-Mxp"

:helmet: did [hp: -174] to :dragoon: with his chaingun
:dragoon: died

[health]33---------------------:dragoon:
[exp]172/800----------------[health]-6
:human:------------------------------[exp]892/900

:human: gained [exp: +500] for pwning a :dragoon:
omg he lost his helmet lol
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: AKAnotu on July 14, 2007, 12:46:26 am
:battlesuit: wait a minute, what happened to the tonberries?
:helmet: the granger  got em
:battlesuit: GAUGHSTABBED
:helmet: whoops
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Nux on July 14, 2007, 02:07:50 pm
Quote from: "AKAnotu"
Quote from: "E-Mxp"

:helmet: did [hp: -174] to :dragoon: with his chaingun
:dragoon: died

[health]33---------------------:dragoon:
[exp]172/800----------------[health]-6
:human:------------------------------[exp]892/900

:human: gained [exp: +500] for pwning a :dragoon:
omg he lost his helmet lol


That's alright, he can always evolve another one.
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Taiyo.uk on July 14, 2007, 04:57:42 pm
:dragoon: -- What are you doing?
I am writing a website. -- :dretch: :defcomp:
:dragoon: -- Not another pr0n site I hope.
No, this is called "i can has humanburger?", it's a website about lolaliens. -- :dretch: :defcomp:
:dragoon: -- lolaliens?
Like this: -- :dretch: :defcomp:
(http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1342/809561560_f123af0ac8.jpg) (http://www.flickr.com/photos/10974774@N00/809561560/)

It's another distraction tactic. The haos redro network will be saturated with ICHB traffic, the humans will all be looking at ICHB, and we will attack when they are most vulnerable. -- :dretch: :defcomp:
:dragoon: -- Good idea. What's the plan?
I've just uploaded the website. We will attack in six hours time, just as soon as... as... What? -- :dretch: :defcomp:
:dragoon: -- *snicker* *chuckle* nothin! *giggle*
What's so funny? -- :dretch: :defcomp:
:dragoon: -- *giggle* *chortle* nevermind! *giggle*
TELL ME OR I'LL DELETE YOUR PR0NS! -- :dretch: :defcomp:
:dragoon: -- *giggle* this:
(http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1057/808754669_8ac208674c.jpg) (http://www.flickr.com/photos/10974774@N00/808754669)

:evil:  :evil:  :evil:  :evil: -- :dretch: :defcomp:
:dragoon: -- lol pwnt!
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Sage on July 15, 2007, 09:16:16 pm
:human: -why ur back is pink?
 :dragoon: -cuz im gay and im gonna rape ya!
 :human: just got uber rape with :dragoon:
:<
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: HamStar on July 15, 2007, 09:20:26 pm
:barricade: --I'm tired of having nades "dropped on me by accident". I wish there was some kind of anti nade thing on me :(
 :human: -- With Cillit Bang no grenade will ever be dropped on you again!
 :barricade: buys Cillit Bang
 :barricade:  :grenade:  :grenade:  :grenade:
 :barricade: was destroyed
 :barricade: -- OMG J00 LIED!
 :human: -- Heh heh heh....
 :human:  :grenade:
 :human: blew himself up
 :human: -- Codsarnit!
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Sage on July 15, 2007, 09:21:54 pm
Quote from: "HamStar"
:barricade: --I'm tired of having nades "dropped on me by accident". I wish there was some kind of anti nade thing on me :(
 :human: -- With Cillit Bang no grenade will ever be dropped on you again!
 :barricade: buys Cillit Bang
 :barricade:  :grenade:  :grenade:  :grenade:
 :barricade: was destroyed
 :barricade: -- OMG J00 LIED!
 :human: -- Heh heh heh....
 :human:  :grenade:
 :human: blew himself up
 :human: -- Codsarnit!

cilit bang^^
 :human: howdy Mathew
 :helmet: hello Andrew
 :human: and :helmet: talking...Suddenly!The :granger: hidden out behind :human:  and  started saying somethink in alien's language then  :helmet: killed :human: cause he thought he is alien:(. :human:
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: n00b pl0x on July 15, 2007, 09:33:18 pm
hi

*smiley spam*

*post count +1*

bye
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Sage on July 15, 2007, 10:08:06 pm
Quote from: "n00b pl0x"
hi

*smiley spam*

*post count +1*

bye

same
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: E-Mxp on July 15, 2007, 10:31:29 pm
Proffessor :human: -- The quallity of the Story Game has been degrading over the days. Nowadays you can find messages like:
Quote from: "noob pl0x"
hi

*smiley spam*

*post count +1*

bye
:human: -- People, where are we going too, in this crazy world. Are we only here to say unnecessary stuff, or just here to raise your post count?
........Ehh, ya? -- :helmet:
:human: -- No! We are here to tell a story. A interesting story, a funny story. But you all fucked it all up. Go back to the first few pages of The Story Game. You'll see the story, feel the greatness of just a original and funny story. Nowadays, people only use the storytelling style of Taiyo.uk, using emoticons to represent a caracter in a short story. I ask you again, where are we going too, in this crazy, deteriorating world.
People, please, be reasenable, make a good understanding and well thought post. If we all work on this together, we can make this work, and give the Story Game, his old title back! But till then...... *post count +1*
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Nux on July 16, 2007, 01:39:47 pm
[Oft'-O-Pick]Errm.. you're complaining about people only caring about increasing thier post count, yet you're the first person I've seen to talk about post-count as if it is an acheivement merely to have a big one. In other words, if you didn't care so much about post-count yourself, people increasing theirs with the story game wouldn't bother you.

I like the 'Taiyo.uk' (as you put it) style of the story game. It means you can make sketches and jokes short and sweet while still maintaining the continuity of the previous posters part of the story.

You might have been joking, but the post was made in a sarcastic tone which gives me the impression you're more interested in making a point[/Oft'-O-Pick]
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: E-Mxp on July 18, 2007, 09:50:29 pm
Dude, you can't take everything in the Story Game seriously! It was just for fun! Just sit back and enjoy the story :D

[on topic] :human: -- If you go faster than light, do you go back in time??
?? -- :granger:
:human: -- ...Well, your aliens right? So you have come from across the solar system, right?
...Uhu. -- :granger:
:human: -- If you are, you have to get across such a great distance that it can take many thousands years before you arrived at earth, right?
...Uh, ya? -- :granger:
:human: -- So for you to get here at within a reasonable time you have to go far more faster than light, right?
....Uh, ya.... sounds logical.... -- :granger:
:human: -- The theory goes that if you go faster than light, you go back in time. Is that true?
.....Uh, Im not allowed to tell you such stuff..... -- :granger:
:human: -- Please??? **Shows him the cute eyes**
......ow, ok..... -- :granger:
:human: -- Yay!!! :D
...well we did it by using.... -- :granger:
[/on topic]
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Taiyo.uk on July 18, 2007, 11:06:00 pm
... P00NHAX!!1! -- :granger:
:human: -- OMFG DID YOU SAY P00NHAX?!?!?!!!

...
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: n00b pl0x on July 19, 2007, 03:12:42 am
Quote from: "Taiyo.uk"
P00NHAX!!1!
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: HamStar on July 19, 2007, 04:29:01 pm
Indeed we used POONHAX -- :granger:
 :human: - M'FOG HAX!
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: AKAnotu on July 19, 2007, 08:09:40 pm
:human: hmm, if you travel faster than light, you go backwards in time, so if you travel slower than 0mph do you go forward in time?
:dragoon: who cares about that, check out my P00NHAX!!
:human: was chomped by :dragoon:
:human: was chomped by :dragoon:
:helmet: was chomped by :dragoon:
:battlesuit: was chomped by :dragoon:
:battlesuit: OMG i was in the alien base, not where you are
:dragoon: P00NHAX!
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Taiyo.uk on July 21, 2007, 02:39:51 am
:human: -- What are "punehacks"?
?! -- :dretch:
:human: was eaten from within and chestbursted by :dretch:
One of those. -- :dretch:
:human: -- :eek:

:human: -- What are "punehacks"? That dretch tried to explain but I didn't understand.
?! -- :helmet:
:human: received a (http://www.fragify.com/forum/images/smilies/Lucifer_Cannon.png) enema from :helmet:
One of those. -- :helmet:
:human: -- :eek:

:human: -- Could you tell me what a "punehack" is?
?! -- :dragoon:
:human: 's still beating heart was gouged from his chest by :dragoon: and held before his eyes before he drew his dying breath.
One of those. -- :dragoon:
:human: -- :eek:

:human: -- Perhaps you of infinite knowledge and wisdom can tell me, what are "punehacks"?
?! -- :overmind:
:human: 's head was filled with images of bush and blair in "tactical negotiations".
:overmind: chewed :human: 's head of with it's spiky pussy.
One of those. -- :overmind:
:human: -- :eek:

You look confused. -- :granger:
:human: -- I am.
Why? -- :granger:
:human: -- I just asked what these "punehacks" are and so far I've been eviscerated by a dretch, been anally assulted with a luci cannon, had my heart stolen (in a literal sense) by a goon, and then the overmind sullied my mind, body and soul with it's impure thoughts and spiky pussy. Nobody answered my question!
That's because some concepts are best explained through demonstration. -- :granger:
:human: -- How do you mean?
Well, after all that how would you describe yourself now? -- :granger:
:human: -- Uhmmmm.... pwnt?
Oh puh-leeeeees! "pwnt" just means you wasted your credits and naded yourself. -- :granger:
:human: -- Oh, in that case one considers himself p00nt.
That's better. Now, can you hear the small coin falling? -- :granger:
:human: -- OMFG! DID I JUST GET P00NH4XX0R3D?!?!!?!?!1111oneoen!!?
Four times biatch! -- :granger:

...thinking of which... -- :granger:
:human: should have left :granger: 's buildings alone.
:granger: -- LOL P00NT!!1!

...
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: stalefries on August 03, 2007, 01:00:25 am
(http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1355/749032089_1f0167cadc_o.jpg)
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: BULLSEYE@linux.be on August 03, 2007, 07:59:35 am
lol 38 pages

u guys realy love 'dis thread'
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: HamStar on August 03, 2007, 02:39:22 pm
It was good until people started not contibuting to it...
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: ShadowNinjaDudeMan on August 03, 2007, 03:09:19 pm
Its turned crp with all this story-in-a-post crap, and wee images.
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Taiyo.uk on September 06, 2007, 09:21:26 am
:dretch: -- I AM THE NECROMANCER!
No, you're a dretch. -- :granger:
:dretch: -- I RAISE THE DEAD!!
No, you make the dead by biting the living. -- :granger:
:dretch: -- I RAISE THIS THREAD!!1!
Why? It's spam. It isn't even funny anymore. -- :granger:
:dretch: -- How do we improve this thread then?
Unsure. Ideas? -- :granger:
:dretch: -- lolcats?
No. -- :granger:
:dretch: -- lolaiens?
No. -- :granger:
:dretch: -- pwnshots?
No. -- :granger:
:dretch: -- Brilliantly written tales of epic battles with deep and involving plots?
No. -- :granger:
:dretch: -- Then what?

...
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: HamStar on September 06, 2007, 04:04:35 pm
:granger: -- POONHAX!
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Wormi on September 06, 2007, 06:01:34 pm
:granger: - Yeeahhh thats the idea, we will improve this thread with even more POONHAX!!1! <crazy laughter>
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Taiyo.uk on September 06, 2007, 09:52:14 pm
:dretch: -- Z0MFG!!!!!11 DID YUO SAY P00NHAX!?!?!?!????!??!!
Don't start that shit again. -- :human:
!slap :dretch: 9999 -- :human:
:dretch: felt :human: 's authoritay
:dretch: -- OMG DIDNT U HEER?! HE SED P00NHAX!!!1!!11!ELEVENTY0NW!!11
!mute :dretch: -- :human:
!slap :dretch: 9999 -- :human:
:dretch: felt :human: 's authoritay
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: n00b pl0x on September 06, 2007, 09:54:36 pm
Quote from: "n00b pl0x"
Quote from: "Taiyo.uk"
P00NHAX!!1!


this thread was O.K. then people started adopting the taiyo way to do things, which was interesting for maybe 5 posts

then it got to the point to where i thought i should spam it to try to derail it and get it locked
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: CreatureofHell on September 07, 2007, 02:00:21 am
:tyrant: -- Did someone ask for P00NHAX!!!1!!!!!?????
 :dretch: -- Yes! Me! Give, give, give!
 :human: -- !mute  :dretch:
 :dretch: was muted by  :human:
 :human: -- No more p00nhax spam, ok?
 :tyrant: -- NEVAH!
 :basilisk: -- NEVER!
 :advmarauder: -- NEVAR!
 :dragoon: -- NEVURH!
 :marauder: -- NEVOR!
 :jetpack: -- I'm a jetpack!
 :human: -- !kick jetpack jettard
 :jetpack: was kicked by  :human: Reason: Jettard
 :helmet: -- What was that for?! He was my friend.
 :battlesuit: -- OMFG! LET'S PLAY! P00NHAX!!!1!!!
 :human: -- !mute battlesuit
 :battlesuit: -- Never try to mute your mother!
 :human: -- OMFG! Oops, I mean sorry mum.
 :helmet: -- What about me?
 :human: -- Who the heck are you?
 :helmet: -- Human, *deep breathing* I AM YOUR FATHER!
 :human: -- No you aren't!
 :helmet: -- You're right.
 :human: should have left  :granger: 's buildings alone
 :human: -- OMFG! I didn't even touch them!
 :battlesuit: -- !mute human
 :human: was muted by  :battlesuit:
 :human: , :helmet: , :battlesuit: , :granger: , :dretch: , :basilisk: , :marauder: , :advmarauder: , :dragoon:  and  :D should have gotten out of the way of My  :tyrant:
 :tyrant: P00NHAX!!!!!!!1!!!!!!!!
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: n00b pl0x on September 07, 2007, 02:50:39 am
Quote from: "Taiyo.uk"
P00NHAX!!1!
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Wormi on September 07, 2007, 08:23:57 am
Quote from: "n00b pl0x"

this thread was O.K. then people started adopting the taiyo way to do things, which was interesting for maybe 5 posts


Nah lots of this stories were much fun :]
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Knowitall66 on September 07, 2007, 11:23:50 am
:helmet: was chomped on by  :dragoon:
:helmet:  > :armoury:
 :jetpack:    
 :helmet: -- Cant Get Meh Now Im Safe
 :dragoon: -- Ahahahahhah
 :helmet: was ponced on by  :dragoon:
:helmet:  > :armoury:
 :jetpack:  
 :helmet: was ponced on by  :dragoon:
:helmet:  > :armoury:
 :jetpack:  
:helmet: was ponced on by  :dragoon:
:dragoon: -- He'll never learn :P
:helmet: was ponced on by  :dragoon: *PI^9999999
:dragoon: was gunned down by a turret
:dragoon: -- :'(
--------------
 :helmet:  > :armoury:
 :jetpack:
:granger: --Hmmm (LIght bulb ... IDEA)
 :hive: :hive: :hive: :hive: :hive: :hive: :hive: :hive: :hive: :hive:
 :helmet: was hunted down by the swarm
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Taiyo.uk on September 07, 2007, 03:41:18 pm
:helmet: -- I got ponced!
You mean pounced? -- :battlesuit:
:helmet: -- No, it was a goon, and it ponced me!
Like Monty Don ponces people's gardens? -- :battlesuit:
:helmet: -- Not quite, it jumped really high and bit my legs off.
That's called getting p00nt. -- :battlesuit:

:dragoon: -- heh you got p00nt because I have P00NHAX!!1!

:helmet: -- Did...
:battlesuit: -- Was...
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: gareth on September 07, 2007, 06:47:58 pm
:battlesuit: the quality of this story makes me sad :(

 :human: *snigger*
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Fukacz on September 07, 2007, 07:49:11 pm
SPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: Taiyo.uk on September 07, 2007, 07:51:10 pm
SP00NHAX!!1!
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: CreatureofHell on September 10, 2007, 08:10:07 pm
:human: -- OMFG! Did U just say SP00NHAX!!!1!!!???
 Yes, we made a mistake earlier and you obviously missed the s in front of the P00NHAX!!1! -- :granger:
 :human: -- So what is a SP00NHAX!!1!??

PS:
I loved the punehax bit from before and rofl'd for ages so please try something like that again.
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: E-Mxp on September 10, 2007, 08:51:20 pm
:granger: -- Spoonhax? That's the blue substance you see behind me, it's very unstable atm, and when it turns red... we have 2 seconds to life.
Title: > The Story Game <
Post by: n00b pl0x on September 10, 2007, 10:27:17 pm
Quote from: "Taiyo.uk"
SP00NHAX!!1!
Title: POONHAX!
Post by: Eyn Xaeyn on March 23, 2008, 05:11:05 am
POONHAX![move]POONHAX![move]POONHAX![move]POONHAX![move]POONHAX![move]POONHAX![move] POONHAX!
POONHAX![/move]POONHAX![/move]POONHAX![/move]POONHAX![/move]POONHAX![/move]POONHAX![/move]
Title: Re: > The Story Game <
Post by: X-20 on March 23, 2008, 06:53:58 am
NECROHAX!
>.>
eyn why necro this?
Title: Re: > The Story Game <
Post by: Taiyo.uk on March 23, 2008, 08:20:20 am
 :dragoon: -- Necrohax.
I concur. --  :advmarauder:

Following the necroing of a long lost thread, the epic tale of smileyspam and pointlessness continues.


Title: Re: > The Story Game <
Post by: your face on March 23, 2008, 10:58:16 pm
But then the moderator popped out of the bushes and said, locked

The End.
Title: Re: > The Story Game <
Post by: Taiyo.uk on March 24, 2008, 02:14:41 am
O RLY?
Title: Re: > The Story Game <
Post by: thirdstreettito on March 24, 2008, 03:21:43 am
YA RLY!
Title: Re: > The Story Game <
Post by: mooseberry on March 24, 2008, 04:34:30 am
LET IT DIE

(THIS IS DUMB JUST DONT NECRO)


(TITO UR SIG IS THE WORST YET)

(OMG MY CAPSLOCK IS STUCK)
Title: Re: > The Story Game <
Post by: Rocinante on March 24, 2008, 04:49:43 am
Quote from: mooseberry on March 24, 2008, 04:34:30 am
LET IT DIE
(THIS IS DUMB JUST DONT NECRO)
(TITO UR SIG IS THE WORST YET)
(OMG MY CAPSLOCK IS STUCK)

When you were young, and your heart was an open book, you used to say, "Live and let live."  But in this ever-changing world in which we live in makes you give in and cry...

Say, "Live And Let Die"