Tremulous Forum
General => General Discussion => Topic started by: treminator on January 18, 2007, 08:06:49 pm
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...a bsuit guy can actually run over one of those orange cockroach thingies nipping at it's feet, and that white gooey mayonaise stuff starts squirting from it's back.
...the human head models didn't look like some gay Richard Simmons exercise video. What's with the sweatbands around the head? I keep thinking while playing the whole human team is gonna lift their rifles above their heads and do some squats to some old 50s tunes.
...an advanced goon could use that funny looking doggy tail as a skewer stake for that painsaw guy behind him.
...I had a shiny miner's helmet instead of a bandana for the ancient ruins map.
...I could change my human model in the game to Gary Coleman from Postal2 and take a hit from a cig for bonus health and pass it around to my teammates. There's your medic unit for version 1.2 right there. Get 'er done!
...I had a hole cut out in my chair with a bedpan underneath. There really isn't a safe place on any map to park your stationary bsuit lucy guy for a few minutes.
...I had a +swallow attack like charge and slash for tyrant. I would really like to parade around just outside the hum turrets with some bsuit legs dangling from my fangs.
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I think you are being one (or more) of 3 things:
1. Sarcastic
2. Noobish
3. A Natural Selection player.
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...a bsuit guy can actually run over one of those orange cockroach thingies nipping at it's feet, and that white gooey mayonaise stuff starts squirting from it's back.
Errmmm... So dretchen are foot fetishist and get off when trodden on? I'm not sure that's entirely appropriate for this game. ;)
...the human head models didn't look like some gay Richard Simmons exercise video. What's with the sweatbands around the head? I keep thinking while playing the whole human team is gonna lift their rifles above their heads and do some squats to some old 50s tunes.
You can make a new skin and/or model if you wish.
..an advanced goon could use that funny looking doggy tail as a skewer stake for that painsaw guy behind him.
So you want advanced dragoons to have a sting in their tail?
..I had a shiny miner's helmet instead of a bandana for the ancient ruins map.
NO.
...I could change my human model in the game to Gary Coleman from Postal2 and take a hit from a cig for bonus health and pass it around to my teammates. There's your medic unit for version 1.2 right there. Get 'er done!
Cigarettes that increase your health? Call Marlboro, they'll be interested.
...I had a hole cut out in my chair with a bedpan underneath. There really isn't a safe place on any map to park your stationary bsuit lucy guy for a few minutes.
Honestly, hide behind the reactor or something. Sell all of your kit if you're paranoid.
..I had a +swallow attack like charge and slash for tyrant. I would really like to parade around just outside the hum turrets with some bsuit legs dangling from my fangs.
You can code this feature if you wish.
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you can also code +nuke and implode the entire map
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1: Grossssss
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...I shall post here for the sake of posting and also because I have no idea why you, terminator, would want these things.
My post shall be entirely empty exept for these words, and of course my signature:
NEVER!!
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It would be cool if....
We could stop making useless "What if tremulous had [insert inane, crappy feature here]?" threads.
Or at least place them in feedback, where they belong
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It would be cool if....
We could stop making useless "What if tremulous had [insert inane, crappy feature here]?" threads.
It would be cool if ... we had the intelligence to recognize wit when we see it. 8) That's the second LMFAO post I've seen from treminator, but it appears his writing talent is wasted here.
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It would be cool if....
We could stop making useless "What if tremulous had [insert inane, crappy feature here]?" threads.
It would be cool if ... we had the intelligence to recognize wit when we see it. 8) That's the second LMFAO post I've seen from treminator, but it appears his writing talent is wasted here.
Aww, man. Usually I pride myself in picking up sarcasm right away, but this time I got pwned. I didn't even look at the posters name, I just was ready to rip right into them like an elitest tremulous bastard.