I have so much experience in Trem admining that i've seen and done almost everything..No, this isn't a real event.. but I have a feeling somewhere..it was :P
Issue #1: "A Newb Admin"
Once upon a time on a small Tremulous 20 player server:
Format: wuts good everyone
Value: wuts happenin dude
Format: nuttin man just in here for some tremming
admin: 2 bad u both suck
Value: 2 bad you're an idiot
!mute: Value was muted by admin
Format: unmute him wtf
admin: he insulted an admin, bad thing to do
Format: you insulted him first idiot
Format: this is why no one plays on this server
Format: you abusive prick
!kick: Format was kicked by admin
Format reconnected
!kick: Format was kicked by admin
Format reconnected
Format entered the game.
Format: what the fuck dude stop kicking me
admin: learned your lesson yet?
Value disconnected
Value reconnected
Value joined humans
admin: maybe you 2 should settle down
Bandage connected
Bandage enetered the game.
Bandage joined humans
REACTOR deconstructed by Bandage
Bandage: loloLOLO!!!1
Bandage changed name to Va|ue
Va|ue started a votekick to kick player Value for "name stealing"
!passvote: admin decided that everyone voted yes
(Va|ue): lol so owned
Value: what the fuck idiot
!ban: Value has been banned, duration: 1 hour, reason: votekick
Format: you just kicked the wrong person
admin: he stole his name
(Va|ue): lol so ez
Format: dont u see him in teamchat?
(Va|ue): i bet he's observing aliens, with no aliens players loloo
Format was TEAMKILLED by Va|ue
Format was TEAMKILLED by Va|ue
Machinegun turret TEAMKILLED by Va|ue
Machinegun turret TEAMKILLED by Va|ue
Telenode TEAMKILLED by Va|ue
Format: fucking stop idiot
Format was TEAMKILLED by Va|ue
Telenode TEAMKILLED by Va|ue
Format started a votekick to kick player Va|ue for "tking"
!cancelvote: admin decided that everyone voted no
admin: u dont need to votekick
Format was TEAMKILLED by Va|ue
admin: wut is he doing
Format: fucking observe him he's tking me
Va|ue was TEAMKILLED by Format
admin: wtf u tked him
Format: im trying to stop him from tking the base!1
!ban: Format was banned by admin, duration: 1 week, reason: tking base
admin: !listplayers
Va|ue: hey, need anymore admins?
admin: ya u wanna become an admin?
admin: im incharge of getting more admins for the server
Va|ue: do u have rcon?
admin: ya
Va|ue: !listplayers
2 clients total connected:
5 Level 5 Admin Admin
0 Regular Player Va|ue
Va|ue: can I be admin?
admin: sure
admin: !setlevel Va|ue 4
!setlevel: Va|ue was given level 4 admin rights by admin.
Va|ue: thx
Va|ue: hey, wuts the command to mess wit gravity?
admin: np
admin: thats rcon
Va|ue: can i have it?
Va|ue: wheres the server owner?
admin: hes away for 3 weeks thats why im incharge
Va|ue: !help
Va|ue: hey, can i have rcon so i can play with gravity?
admin: sure y not
Private Message from admin: password is shitbag
console: !setlevel Va|ue 5
!setlevel: Va|ue was given level 5 admin rights by console.
!setlevel: admin was given level 0 admin rights by Va|ue.
admin: there u go
admin: wtf
(in console) Va|ue: rcon_password shitjet
Va|ue: lol
Va|ue: !listadmins
!setlevel: admin2 was given level 0 admin rights by Va|ue
!setlevel: admin3 was given level 0 admin rights by Va|ue
!setlevel: admin4 was given level 0 admin rights by Va|ue
admin: omfg stop
!setlevel: admin5 was given level 0 admin rights by Va|ue
!setlevel: admin6 was given level 0 admin rights by Va|ue
!setlevel: admin7 was given level 0 admin rights by Va|ue
!setlevel: admin8 was given level 0 admin rights by Va|ue
Va|ue: !showbans
ban #1 for mofo has been removed by Va|ue
ban #2 for mofo2 has been removed by Va|ue
ban #3 for whatthefuck has been removed by Va|ue
ban #4 for evader has been removed by Va|ue
ban #5 for damnitman hasbeen removed by Va|ue
ban #6 for bean has been removed by Va|ue
ban #7 for huh? has been removed by Va|ue
ban #8 shitface has been removed by Va|ue
ban #9 for dconner has been removed by Va|ue
ban #10 for idiot has been removed by Va|ue
ban #11 for HoYL SHIT! has been removed by Va|ue
ban #12 for Innocentperson has been removed by Va|ue
ban #13 for More has been removed by Va|ue
ban #14 for Value has been removed by Va|ue
ban #15 for Format has been removed by Va|ue
ban #16 for mofo3 has been removed by Va|ue
ban #17 for mofo4 has been removed by Va|ue
ban #18 for whatthefuck2 has been removed by Va|ue
ban #19 for evade33r has been removed by Va|ue
ban #20 for damnitman553 hasbeen removed by Va|ue
ban #21 for bean53 has been removed by Va|ue
ban #22 for huh?dfg has been removed by Va|ue
ban #23 shitface21 has been removed by Va|ue
ban #24 for dconner12 has been removed by Va|ue
ban #25 for idiot33 has been removed by Va|ue
ban #26 for HoYL SHIT!11 has been removed by Va|ue
ban #27 for Innocentperson1 has been removed by Va|ue
ban #28 for More1 has been removed by Va|ue
ban #29 for OMG has been removed by Va|ue
ban #30 for Jeezus has been removed by Va|ue
admin: wtf give me my admin back
Va|ue: k
!setlevel: admin was given level 4 admin rights by Va|ue.
admin: !ban va|ue idiot
!ban: cannot ban someone that has a higher level than you
admin: omg
admin: fin ill use rcon!
(in console) admin: bad rcon password.
(in console) admin: bad rcon password.
(in console) admin: bad rcon password.
admin: omfg how u change rcon
Va|ue: lol skillz
Va|ue: sux 4 u loloo bye
!ban: admin was banned by Va|ue, duration: 12 years, reason: w00t
Va|ue terrorized the 20 player server until 3 weeks later when the server owner returned and found his server
a mess, no bans, all admins gone.. with no ftp backup he was stuck.
(http://tremulous.free.fr/ownedbrucelee.gif)
revised
wow, that story is hilrious and teaches you a lesson.
And it seems soooooooo real too! While I read it, I wanted to yell to the admin "YOU SUCK!" lol :D
Quote from: Mario
Format: wuts good everyone
Value: wuts happenin dude
Format: nuttin man just in here for some tremming
Mario: 2 bad u both suck
Value: 2 bad you're an idiot
!mute: Value was muted by Mario
Format: unmute him wtf
Mario: he insulted an admin, bad thing to do
Format: you insulted him first idiot
Format: this is why no one plays on this server
Format: you abusive prick
!kick: Format was kicked by Mario
Format reconnected
!kick: Format was kicked by Mario
Format reconnected
Format entered the game.
Format: what the fuck dude stop kicking me
Mario: learned your lesson yet?
Value disconnected
Value reconnected
Value joined humans
Mario: maybe you 2 should settle down
Bandage connected
Bandage enetered the game.
Bandage joined humans
REACTOR deconstructed by Bandage
Bandage: loloLOLO!!!1
Bandage changed name to Va|ue
Va|ue started a votekick to kick player Value for "name stealing"
!passvote: Mario decided that everyone voted yes
(Va|ue): lol so owned
Value: what the fuck idiot
!ban: Value has been banned, duration: 1 hour, reason: votekick
Format: you just kicked the wrong person
Mario: he stole his name
(Va|ue): lol so ez
Format: dont u see him in teamchat?
(Va|ue): i bet he's observing aliens, with no aliens players loloo
Format was TEAMKILLED by Va|ue
Format was TEAMKILLED by Va|ue
Machinegun turret TEAMKILLED by Va|ue
Machinegun turret TEAMKILLED by Va|ue
Telenode TEAMKILLED by Va|ue
Format: fucking stop idiot
Format was TEAMKILLED by Va|ue
Telenode TEAMKILLED by Va|ue
Format started a votekick to kick player Va|ue for "tking"
!cancelvote: Mario decided that everyone voted no
Mario: u dont need to votekick
Format was TEAMKILLED by Va|ue
Mario: wut is he doing
Format: fucking observe him he's tking me
Va|ue was TEAMKILLED by Format
Mario: wtf u tked him
Format: im trying to stop him from tking the base!1
!ban: Format was banned by Mario, duration: 1 week, reason: tking base
Mario: !listplayers
Va|ue: hey, need anymore admins?
Mario: ya u wanna become an admin?
Mario: im incharge of getting more admins for the server
Va|ue: do u have rcon?
Mario: ya
Va|ue: !listplayers
2 clients total connected:
5 Level 5 Admin Mario
0 Regular Player Va|ue
Va|ue: can I be admin?
Mario: sure
Mario: !setlevel Va|ue 4
!setlevel: Va|ue was given level 4 admin rights by Mario.
Va|ue: thx
Va|ue: hey, wuts the command to mess wit gravity?
Mario: np
Mario: thats rcon
Va|ue: can i have it?
Va|ue: wheres the server owner?
Mario: hes away for 3 weeks thats why im incharge
Va|ue: !help
Va|ue: hey, can i have rcon so i can play with gravity?
Mario: sure y not
Private Message from Mario: password is shitbag
console: !setlevel Va|ue 5
!setlevel: Va|ue was given level 5 admin rights by console.
!setlevel: Mario was given level 0 admin rights by Va|ue.
Mario: there u go
Mario: wtf
(in console) Va|ue: rcon_password shitjet
Va|ue: lol
Va|ue: !listMarios
!setlevel: admin2 was given level 0 admin rights by Va|ue
!setlevel: admin3 was given level 0 admin rights by Va|ue
!setlevel: admin4 was given level 0 admin rights by Va|ue
Mario: omfg stop
!setlevel: admin5 was given level 0 admin rights by Va|ue
!setlevel: admin6 was given level 0 admin rights by Va|ue
!setlevel: admin7 was given level 0 admin rights by Va|ue
!setlevel: admin8 was given level 0 admin rights by Va|ue
Va|ue: !showbans
ban #1 for mofo has been removed by Va|ue
ban #2 for mofo2 has been removed by Va|ue
ban #3 for whatthefuck has been removed by Va|ue
ban #4 for evader has been removed by Va|ue
ban #5 for damnitman hasbeen removed by Va|ue
ban #6 for bean has been removed by Va|ue
ban #7 for huh? has been removed by Va|ue
ban #8 shitface has been removed by Va|ue
ban #9 for dconner has been removed by Va|ue
ban #10 for idiot has been removed by Va|ue
ban #11 for HoYL SHIT! has been removed by Va|ue
ban #12 for Innocentperson has been removed by Va|ue
ban #13 for More has been removed by Va|ue
ban #14 for Value has been removed by Va|ue
ban #15 for Format has been removed by Va|ue
ban #16 for mofo3 has been removed by Va|ue
ban #17 for mofo4 has been removed by Va|ue
ban #18 for whatthefuck2 has been removed by Va|ue
ban #19 for evade33r has been removed by Va|ue
ban #20 for damnitman553 hasbeen removed by Va|ue
ban #21 for bean53 has been removed by Va|ue
ban #22 for huh?dfg has been removed by Va|ue
ban #23 shitface21 has been removed by Va|ue
ban #24 for dconner12 has been removed by Va|ue
ban #25 for idiot33 has been removed by Va|ue
ban #26 for HoYL SHIT!11 has been removed by Va|ue
ban #27 for Innocentperson1 has been removed by Va|ue
ban #28 for More1 has been removed by Va|ue
ban #29 for OMG has been removed by Va|ue
ban #30 for Jeezus has been removed by Va|ue
Mario: wtf give me my admin back
Va|ue: k
!setlevel: Mario was given level 4 admin rights by Va|ue.
Mario: !ban va|ue idiot
!ban: cannot ban someone that has a higher level than you
Mario: omg
Mario: fin ill use rcon!
(in console) Mario: bad rcon password.
(in console) Mario: bad rcon password.
(in console) Mario: bad rcon password.
Mario: omfg how u change rcon
Va|ue: lol skillz
Va|ue: sux 4 u loloo bye
!ban: Mario was banned by Va|ue, duration: 12 years, reason: w00t.
fixx'd
made me lol, haha
Heh, that's a great story :D :D :D .
Stof's GIF seems to be having some problems.
Quote from: kozak6Heh, that's a great story :D :D :D .
Stof's GIF seems to be having some problems.
No problem, i'll just copy it into a better host :)
Quote from: UndeferenceQuoteVa|ue: !listMarios
It's in the latest SVN.
haha, bruce lee rocks :D
he's like, my favorite martial artist
maybe Jet Lee is next, after I watched Fearless.. don't know why so many critics hate it...
Oh dear.
That is akin to printing the root password in metre high letters on the side of the building you work in.
Issue #2 coming soon lol
Quote from: MarioIssue #2 coming soon lol
You can use your real name in the next one.
pfft this never happened to me why would i use mah name in it
Quote from: Mariopfft this never happened to me why would i use mah name in it
lier lier pants on fier
no pr00f :P
j00 4r3 t0t4lly emhh. whuzzizzname agaon? YORE VALUE!
omogmo im not value :O
This $ Sucks
:P
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Rofl @ The story.
Loved it. Infact, its made me paranoid.
Saged, for pure phail.
I was va|ue
Who wants the RCON Password to |SST|?
I DO! then i can kick the noobs voting for atcs
actually, i'd never have that chance, as i don't play sst
belier13 wants the rcon pass to sst