Tremulous Forum
Community => Off Topic => Topic started by: vcxzet on February 14, 2007, 02:57:18 am
-
yesterday I was walking in the street then I saw a guy beating the shit out of his gf
I tried to convince him to calm down but he started to walk to me
adn he was vcxzetX2
so I said kthxbai
-
adn he was vcxzetX2
huh?
-
adn he was vcxzetX2
huh?
2 x vcxzet
-
you mean 2x your size? do you know martial arts?
-
use his chee against him
-
use his chi against him
Fixed*
-
Ah, I didn't look at the author of the thread.
I was thinking of a thoughtful and incisive reply, or at least until I read the first post.
Meh.
Postcount +1
-
yesterday I was walking in the street then I saw a guy beating the shit out of his gf
I tried to convince him to calm down but he started to walk to me
adn he was vcxzetX2
so I said kthxbai
Are you serious? 'Cause that's fucked up...
-
...Irl violence suxx, and think that the girl sucked too because she was with that kind of craphead. And guy should go into jail or something, really, what does violence solve?
And btw, it is just full of ...nonsense... that violence games makes people go berserk. I hate irl violence and war even though kill humans everyday....
Life sucks if you let it. If you don't like something, let it be just move on or do something about it...
-
and think that the girl sucked too
Well, maybe she wasn't sucking hard enough.
-
heres the simplest guide to self defense (if you don't know martial arts).
if you being attacked by a guy, the 2 best options are:
1.) go for the eyes
2.) go for his nuts
you CANNOT be squeamish. if you go for the eyes, push into them HARD. if you go for the nuts, rip at them HARD. otherwise you might just make the dude angry. this even hurts to write, as i am a guy, but its better than getting mugged (although i DO know martial arts).
if its a girl and you are a girl, go for the eyes. if its a girl and you a guy, well, i don't know what to say.
-
1. Go for the eyes
True, you can't miss. If you do better not try to resist from that point onwards.
2. Go for the nuts
Inaccurate + not hard enough and he will testify in court that it was consensual.
-
haha, you are obselete, vcxzetX2 is your replacement.
-
I suppose this ties into his sig somehow.
-
Heh. Join the Army. I even scare myself sometimes.
-
heres the simplest guide to self defense (if you don't know martial arts).
if you being attacked by a guy, the 2 best options are:
1.) go for the eyes
2.) go for his nuts
you CANNOT be squeamish. if you go for the eyes, push into them HARD. if you go for the nuts, rip at them HARD. otherwise you might just make the dude angry. this even hurts to write, as i am a guy, but its better than getting mugged (although i DO know martial arts).
if its a girl and you are a girl, go for the eyes. if its a girl and you a guy, well, i don't know what to say.
An even better method of self defence is to not put yourself at risk by getting into situations where you might get assaulted. After that running is the BEST alternative... there is no shame in running.
Martial arts are all fine and good(I practice martial arts myself) but they are a last resort. Even if you've practiced martial arts all your life a knife or an kick in the head will put you out of action for a very long time.
-
my mistake, runnign is always a good option. however, some people are not so good at it. if you cant run away, at least until you get to a populated area, then use force.
-
heres the simplest guide to self defense (if you don't know martial arts).
if you being attacked by a guy, the 2 best options are:
1.) go for the eyes
2.) go for his nuts
you CANNOT be squeamish. if you go for the eyes, push into them HARD. if you go for the nuts, rip at them HARD. otherwise you might just make the dude angry. this even hurts to write, as i am a guy, but its better than getting mugged (although i DO know martial arts).
if its a girl and you are a girl, go for the eyes. if its a girl and you a guy, well, i don't know what to say.
Only use this if you're a wimp.
-
As a wise venerable old teenager, I can give you advice. My greatest wisdoms that'll keep you safe from anything in the world are.
Don't Spit Into The Wind
DON'T EAT THE YELLOW SNOW!
These maxims will keep you safe from anything in the world.
Well, if a girl starts attacking you, seriously, the best thing to do is just hold her, not in a loving way, a sort of 'keep away from me you frak', this will work and not ruin your cred because.
You arent beatin on a girl, you are restraining her, that doesnt hurt.
You are probably stronger than her (if not, run, just hope that you are faster than her)
This is ideal, because if you are running away, it looks like a friendly chase, like she wants you. Nobody can slag you off for beatin a girl, they will just nod sagely and say, 'and that is what the wise man did...'
PERFECT
Remember that if you are ever attacked by a girl. But if she is bigger than you or older than you by quite a few years. You may attack back, at your own discretion, I wont think any worse of you.
Any other questions that require an unnesesarily long wise answer?
-
The only problem with martial arts is that ive found that to do the more amazing and devastating moves, you need you're opponent in exactly the right position, and you cant say during a fight
'Scuse me, but can you rotate your hip to the right by 13 degrees so I can execute my double grapple lock hip extractor move that will either give you herpes or make you paralized for life.'
Sometimes they just dont work.
-
dont'chya hate that?
-
heres the simplest guide to self defense (if you don't know martial arts).
if you being attacked by a guy, the 2 best options are:
1.) go for the eyes
2.) go for his nuts
you CANNOT be squeamish. if you go for the eyes, push into them HARD. if you go for the nuts, rip at them HARD. otherwise you might just make the dude angry. this even hurts to write, as i am a guy, but its better than getting mugged (although i DO know martial arts).
if its a girl and you are a girl, go for the eyes. if its a girl and you a guy, well, i don't know what to say.
Only use this if you're a wimp.
if you wanna get raped by a dude twice your size, be my guest.
-
The only problem with martial arts is that ive found that to do the more amazing and devastating moves, you need you're opponent in exactly the right position, and you cant say during a fight
'Scuse me, but can you rotate your hip to the right by 13 degrees so I can execute my double grapple lock hip extractor move that will either give you herpes or make you paralized for life.'
Sometimes they just dont work.
As a wrestler, i know there are plenty of moves to get your opponent into the position that you want them in.
Also, it does not matter if the opponent is bigger, use your size to your own advantage. Bigger people are almost always a bit slower than smaller ones. So use some quick, hard hits and try to use their size to their own advantage. The Bigger they are, the harder they fall.
-
Also, it does not matter if the opponent is bigger, use your size to your own advantage. Bigger people are almost always a bit slower than smaller ones. So use some quick, hard hits and try to use their size to their own advantage. The Bigger they are, the harder they fall.
ground head bite is the answer
btw
some people's life does suck
i think its healthy to don't give a shit about it
and prevent your own from sucking
(thou sometimes i still fail at it ^^)
-
Sensei always says: the fight is the last resort. But if you are forced to fight (eg. no where to run) then use the simplest techniques - they are the fastest and most effective.
-
G21 + CCW = better than any martial arts.
-
(http://tentacle.gildia.info/r/src/1159298723236.jpg)[/img]
-
Life sucks if you let it. If you don't like something, let it be just move on or do something about it...
word
[/endthread]
-
Roundhouse the fucker!!
(http://www.adiumxtras.com/images/pictures/chuck_norris_random_fact_generator_6_3957_2224_image_2578.jpg)
-
yesterday I was walking in the street then I saw a guy beating the shit out of his gf
I tried to convince him to calm down but he started to walk to me
adn he was vcxzetX2
so I said kthxbai
Rofl, gotta love offtopic :P
-
The only problem with martial arts is that ive found that to do the more amazing and devastating moves, you need you're opponent in exactly the right position, and you cant say during a fight
'Scuse me, but can you rotate your hip to the right by 13 degrees so I can execute my double grapple lock hip extractor move that will either give you herpes or make you paralized for life.'
Sometimes they just dont work.
As a wrestler, i know there are plenty of moves to get your opponent into the position that you want them in.
Also, it does not matter if the opponent is bigger, use your size to your own advantage. Bigger people are almost always a bit slower than smaller ones. So use some quick, hard hits and try to use their size to their own advantage. The Bigger they are, the harder they fall.
I thought you actually knew what you were talking about for once, but then you said that last sentence.
-
Heh. Join the Army. I even scare myself sometimes.
i like the style you scare yourself :D :wink:
-
I cannot wait for ninja-whatsit to pick a fight with Mr. T, you go ahead and go on about how being bigger is makes you a worse fighter :battlesuit:
-
meh just send some :tyrant: :tyrant: :tyrant: :tyrant: :tyrant: to him
-
nah, i would use :granger: :granger: :granger: :granger: :granger: :granger: :granger: :granger: :granger: on him cause they are more l33t than :tyrant:
-
omg 3day NECROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOO....ooo
-
crouch and grab the nuts and squeeze it tight
squeeeeeeeeeeze it tight baby yea!
and always learn to learn martial arts... kung fu rocks. So does kick-boxing. (took them both)