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Community => Off Topic => Topic started by: ShadowNinjaDudeMan on February 14, 2007, 08:38:27 pm

Title: Fighting Guide (real Life)
Post by: ShadowNinjaDudeMan on February 14, 2007, 08:38:27 pm: In a fight what I tend to do is to try and grapple, you know, head lock, and from there start ramming my knees into theyre head or stomach, or to floor them, noogie them, or do other painful moves. When theyre on the ground, dont think of the old saying 'dont hit your opponent when theyre down'. Screw that, attacking them while theyre down is the best time, cos they can t hit you back.

I only use punches on soft parts of the body, like stomach and head, or for giving dead arms or legs. Also try kneeing their back, punching the small of theyre back, or poking theyre kidneys. That hurts like a bitch.

The reason why I dont use puches for anywhere and everywhere is because I broke my wrist once when I punched someones leg wrongly. I still went on to thoroughly beat the crap out of him. Draw.

Maybe ive been in to many brawls.

To illustate what I mean, here is a picture.

(http://[url=http://img48.imageshack.us/my.php?image=fightguidext7.jpg][img=http://img48.imageshack.us/img48/5071/fightguidext7.th.jpg][/url])

The main point of a skillful fight is to locate and press or puch pain point.

Examples of uses

Dead arms
Dead Legs
Kidney pokes and punches
Throat pokes
Neck grips

These are all ways of nailing painful points.

Its all fine and well in a fight if you are 7ft tall and built like sampson, but the rest of us need to use skill.

If you want to add anythinmg to this, feel free.
Title: Fighting Guide (real Life)
Post by: Plague Bringer on February 14, 2007, 09:09:49 pm: I just get really pissed an wail on them till they bleed :D
Title: Fighting Guide (real Life)
Post by: _Equilibrium_ on February 14, 2007, 09:53:08 pm: a "fair" fight? or a "fight for you life" kind of thing?
Title: Fighting Guide (real Life)
Post by: TinMan on February 14, 2007, 11:14:52 pm: Try to use palms, real punches don't hurt while you're throwing them, but after they do when you have a dislocated wrist and all of your knuckles are broken. XD
Title: Fighting Guide (real Life)
Post by: janev on February 15, 2007, 12:19:15 pm: lol.

Quote
Dead arms
Dead Legs
Kidney pokes and punches
Throat pokes
Neck grips

These are all great ideas if you are 5 years old.
Title: Fighting Guide (real Life)
Post by: ShadowNinjaDudeMan on February 15, 2007, 07:08:42 pm: janev, were not all built like sampson, believe it or not, just cos were good at comp games, doent mean we pump rounds into pppl, we dont have bs and autocratic strength.
Title: Fighting Guide (real Life)
Post by: ShadowNinjaDudeMan on February 15, 2007, 07:10:49 pm: as well as that, 7 ppl have said theyre a mutant ninja turtle, arent there only 4...?

I SMELL BS!
Title: Fighting Guide (real Life)
Post by: The MC Horton Crankfire on February 15, 2007, 07:36:52 pm: (http://img265.imageshack.us/img265/4302/monkeystealsthepeachzg4.jpg)
Title: Fighting Guide (real Life)
Post by: Plague Bringer on February 15, 2007, 07:46:42 pm: HAHAHA "Monkey Steals The Peach" "Upward Groin Slap"
Title: Fighting Guide (real Life)
Post by: ShadowNinjaDudeMan on February 15, 2007, 08:01:41 pm: Monkey slaps the mans groin, distracts him, then steals the peach, he then goes off to eat the peach in private.

Rough 'n' Savage.
Title: Fighting Guide (real Life)
Post by: Basilisco on February 15, 2007, 08:07:22 pm: I'm a heavy guy, so i tend to jump on the person sofocate them and punch the back of their head while i'm at it :)

Spitting and biting is good too.
Title: Fighting Guide (real Life)
Post by: _Equilibrium_ on February 15, 2007, 08:24:47 pm: done that a lot in your lifetime bas?
Title: Fighting Guide (real Life)
Post by: IJsje on February 15, 2007, 09:04:22 pm: Hmm, my technique involves throwing both hands up in the air, turning around, running and producing a high pitched sound. So i voted 'I cripple them with skill'
Title: Fighting Guide (real Life)
Post by: Kaleo on February 16, 2007, 06:57:08 am: STFU!!!

(http://www.adiumxtras.com/images/pictures/chuck_norris_random_fact_generator_6_3957_2224_image_2578.jpg)
Title: Fighting Guide (real Life)
Post by: janev on February 16, 2007, 08:40:14 am: Quote
janev, were not all built like sampson, believe it or not, just cos were good at comp games, doent mean we pump rounds into pppl, we dont have bs and autocratic strength.
You don't have to be built like sampson to kick ass. My point was that those technics aren't very effective. Chuck Norris roundhouse kick ftw
Title: Fighting Guide (real Life)
Post by: Shadowgandor on February 18, 2007, 02:03:31 pm: Rofl, go mutant turtles 8)
Title: Fighting Guide (real Life)
Post by: n00b pl0x on February 18, 2007, 07:00:57 pm: Quote from: "IJsje"
Hmm, my technique involves throwing both hands up in the air, turning around, running and producing a high pitched sound. So i voted 'I cripple them with skill'

lmao <3
Title: Fighting Guide (real Life)
Post by: _Equilibrium_ on February 18, 2007, 07:54:27 pm: something you can relate to plox?
Title: Fighting Guide (real Life)
Post by: n00b pl0x on February 18, 2007, 08:01:34 pm: yeh...thats what people do to me all the time when i approach them
Title: Fighting Guide (real Life)
Post by: Daniel Smith on March 20, 2007, 02:38:53 am: you'd better watch more kongfu movies...
Title: Fighting Guide (real Life)
Post by: Rawr on March 20, 2007, 02:50:04 am: TMNT FTW.
Title: Fighting Guide (real Life)
Post by: _Equilibrium_ on March 20, 2007, 02:52:36 am: new movie coming to a theatre near you.
Title: Fighting Guide (real Life)
Post by: Eli on March 21, 2007, 09:10:33 am: I tend To grab anything long hat happens to be lying around, and getting it around my opponents throat.

Or I kick them really really hard in the front of the knee... then I can do whatever I want to em... XD!

Oh And if it's a guy I palm the adams apple as well, that noe usually get's people to stop fecking with you....
Title: Fighting Guide (real Life)
Post by: polish farmer boy on March 21, 2007, 10:11:37 am: Quote from: "Eli"
stop fecking with you....

was this intentional?

p.s. i am not fUcking with ya
Title: Fighting Guide (real Life)
Post by: holyknight on March 21, 2007, 06:28:54 pm: I KNOW MA KUNG FU SKILLS BI**CH!

acutally, I DO know kung fu... I take it... or.. used to take it...
Title: Fighting Guide (real Life)
Post by: _Equilibrium_ on March 21, 2007, 10:35:09 pm: DANCE OFF!!!