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Community => Off Topic => Topic started by: Kaleo on March 14, 2007, 04:09:47 am
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WHY YOU LITTLE...
*punches vcxzet*
*kicks DASPRiD*
*nuts timbo*
(Don't take this personal, just fight!)
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Grabs artman with a grapple gun, groks him, and throws him into a pit of hypermass where he was promptly eaten.
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*Artman comes back*
*Artman is angry*
*Artman punches Para*
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MC Artman --> :human:
:granger: <-- Taiyo.uk
:human: -- zzzzzz *snore* zzzz
Aww, he's asleep -- :granger:
:granger: *build* :hovel: [Artman's bedroom door]
Next morning...
:human: -- Yawn.... Time for some breakfast... *pull* *pull* WTF? My door is stuck!
:human: -- Grr! Open you bastard! *pull* *pull* *pull*
:human: -- *pull* *pull* *pulls really hard* *SPLAT* *SPLAT* *SPLAT* *SPLAT* *SPLAT* *SPLAT* *SPLAT* *SPLAT* *SPLAT* *SPLAT* *SPLAT* *SPLAT* *SPLAT* *SPLAT* *SPLAT* *SPLAT* *SPLAT* *SPLAT* *SPLAT* *SPLAT* *SPLAT* *SPLAT* *SPLAT* *SPLAT* *SPLAT* *SPLAT* *SPLAT* *SPLAT* *SPLAT* *SPLAT* *SPLAT* *SPLAT*
:human: -- YEEEAAAAAARG! THE ACID! IT BURNS! IT BURNS! *SPLAT* *SPLAT* *SPLAT* *SPLAT* *SPLAT* *SPLAT* *SPLAT* *SPLAT* *SPLAT* *SPLAT* *SPLAT* *SPLAT* *SPLAT* *SPLAT* *SPLAT* *SPLAT* *SPLAT* *SPLAT* *SPLAT* *SPLAT* *SPLAT* *SPLAT* *SPLAT* *SPLAT* *SPLAT* *SPLAT* *SPLAT* *SPLAT* *SPLAT* *SPLAT* *SPLAT* *SPLAT*
etc...
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:roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:
rock
and
:roll:
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*janev staples taiyo.uk to the floor and tickles him with a 12" hunting knife.*
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MC Artman --> :human:
:granger: <-- Taiyo.uk
:human: -- zzzzzz *snore* zzzz
Aww, he's asleep -- :granger:
:granger: *build* :hovel: [Artman's bedroom door]
Next morning...
:human: -- Yawn.... Time for some breakfast... *pull* *pull* WTF? My door is stuck!
:human: -- Grr! Open you bastard! *pull* *pull* *pull*
:human: -- *pull* *pull* *pulls really hard* *SPLAT* *SPLAT* *SPLAT* *SPLAT* *SPLAT* *SPLAT* *SPLAT* *SPLAT* *SPLAT* *SPLAT* *SPLAT* *SPLAT* *SPLAT* *SPLAT* *SPLAT* *SPLAT* *SPLAT* *SPLAT* *SPLAT* *SPLAT* *SPLAT* *SPLAT* *SPLAT* *SPLAT* *SPLAT* *SPLAT* *SPLAT* *SPLAT* *SPLAT* *SPLAT* *SPLAT* *SPLAT*
:human: -- YEEEAAAAAARG! THE ACID! IT BURNS! IT BURNS! *SPLAT* *SPLAT* *SPLAT* *SPLAT* *SPLAT* *SPLAT* *SPLAT* *SPLAT* *SPLAT* *SPLAT* *SPLAT* *SPLAT* *SPLAT* *SPLAT* *SPLAT* *SPLAT* *SPLAT* *SPLAT* *SPLAT* *SPLAT* *SPLAT* *SPLAT* *SPLAT* *SPLAT* *SPLAT* *SPLAT* *SPLAT* *SPLAT* *SPLAT* *SPLAT* *SPLAT* *SPLAT*
etc...
um, if you build the hovel on the other side of the door, a pull door will still open just fine.
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*kicks Equi in the nuts*
shut up!
And that's for "Happy Holidays!"
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*takes spoon and gouges out holyknight's eyes*
you know you have "HAPPY HOLIDAYS!"
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um, if you build the hovel on the other side of the door, a pull door will still open just fine.
I glued the hovel to the door with granger spits.
*folds equilibrium over and attaches his face to his arse with steel bolts then force-feeds him beans, cabbage and eggs*
*equilibrium fills his lungs with air/methane mixture*
*gives equilibrium a cigarette and lights it for him*
*bathes in shower of equilibrium's entrails*
HAPPY HOLIDAYS!
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i don't smoke.
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*Takes everyone who has replied to this thread and forces them to play D&D; the ultimate torture*
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*stabs DASPRiD in the gullet*
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*Takes everyone who has replied to this thread and forces them to play D&D; the ultimate torture*
how about this game: http://www.gamespot.com/pc/driving/bigrigsotrr/index.html?q=worst%20game
it has the worst rating gamespot has ever given.
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I rented that game once, and to tell the truth I have taken shits that were better than it.
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did you rent it because you heard it was so bad, or because you genuinely thought it looked good?
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i don't smoke.
You do now ;)
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**Forces all who read this to play all this shitty games for whole eternity until they smash their heads against the keyboard and begin eating themselfs**
Angry Video Game Nerd (http://cinemassacre.com/Movies/Nes_Nerd_videos.html)
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*Lava Croft points at the universe and makes it go away.
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*quitely sits in a corner sipping a cup of tea watching the carnage*
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*then a rock holyknight threw accidently hit glunnator's head*
uhh... oops?
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*turns ff on and quietly spams everyone on this thread in the back with luci*
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*shoves nuke up n00bs sand filled vagina*
*detonates nuke*
*n00bs guts cake the walls*
*Overflow cleans up*
Why don't we employ a cleaner?!
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* Resists urge to use claws ... for now. *
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meanwhile...
under cover of chaos polish farmer boy
sneaks into your homes
and proves that ladies are fragile beings
by kicking shit out of
your moms
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*puts DASPRiD out of his misery and kills him*
GTFOM STFU WTFOMGZOMGBBQ
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:dretch: evo's into :tyrant:
MC Artman should have gone out of the way of HitMan
(mdc)Hitman says: Hitman Hitman Hitman tadadadaaddad Hitman!!!!!
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grabs adder and uses his body to safe the other devs
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*nuclear launch detected*
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this thread are own
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*sees the nuke and realizes that war=bad*
-"make love not war"
polish farmer boy screams
than brakes noob's arm and stick his dick up plox joy hole
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*sees the nuke and realizes that war=bad*
-"make love not war"
polish farmer boy screams
than brakes noob's arm and stick his dick up plox joy hole
OMFG GRAMMAR POLICE!
*grammar polices comes with sticks of doom and starts beating up polish farmer boy*
also note that grammar police wears orange coat, pants, and hat with black gloves and boots. They beat you up when you mistake stuff
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Equilibrium screams like a little gril and run off a bridge.
...wait...that didn't come out right...
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Sots laughs manically as he activates his mind control machine!
You are all my mindless slaves, obey me!
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no
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/me poeks all joo wit un stick
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/me poeks all joo wit un stick
onoes ph34r d4 st1kc
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*Angelwinged Devil slaps taiyo around with a cute little baby gold fish and makes him hit into the balls of everyone else* `/0|_| 607 |*\x/|\|3)
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switches Angelwinged Devil's black clothes (black = all) to white ones (omg no!my life is now meaningless)
(4 being gay admin and possessing cheesy nick)
and 2 be sure that nobody asks a question like "whats that have 2 do with fight"
kills the fucker with spoon
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calls grammar police to get all these grammar mistaking people.
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*Nuts equi*
*punches holy k*
*/kill*
*{MMD}Bringer{L1} killed itself*
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*punches farmer boy in the face* come back when you can speak properly and not insult me with your improper speach kid. Your old dad needs to give some good old beating. *beats the shit out of farmer boy*
*smashes holy knight with an unholy shotgun of christmas meanace*
*consumes plague bringer in his spectator/soul status*
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OWNS THE WHOLE WORLD WITH A GRENADE SPAM!!!
AND.....
WITH LUCI SPAMMING!!!
OWNED!!![/size]
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*pulls Angel's hair out and then !slaps him whenever he spawns, then turns the speed down to 0 and pounces him*
*/kill*
*{MMD}Bringer{L1} killed itself*
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*Angelwinged Devil slaps taiyo around with a cute little baby gold fish and makes him hit into the balls of everyone else* `/0|_| 607 |*\x/|\|3)
*Taiyo.uk sticks angelwinged's head in the :overmind: s spiky pussy then slaps him around with a cute little :granger: ŸµØ 6Őŧ ¶ШЛҖÖЯ∑|)
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[quote="Angelwinged Devil]`/0|_| 607 |*\x/|\|3)[/quote]
i think i need a leetspeak translator...
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`/0|_| 607 |*\x/|\|3)
i think i need a leetspeak translator...
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http://home.no.net/hellshl/main/translate.html
it's you got pwned
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http://plague.bringer.justgotowned.com
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um...what?
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Angel changes rcon password and sets
g_gravity 0
Angel watches plague bringer jump and fly to the top of the map
Angel sets
g_gravity 800
plague bringer should have watches his step
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777777777777777777777777777777777777777
taiyo.uk flies around until dying
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angel tries to size up noob plox' brain but fails
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*slaps angelwinged and then eats him and then dies of food poisoning*
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*Taiyo.uk h4x0r3z the rcon password and
/set g_gravity 1000000
/set g_knockback -1000000
Then does some !layout hax so that there's a framerate crushing 1,000 :hive: , :tesla: , :acidtube: and :turret: all around the spawns.
ŸµØ 6Őŧ ¶ШЛҖÖЯ∑|)
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*angelwinged devil reads something about himself*
http://Angelwinged.Devil.youaremighty.com
*Angelwinged Devil marches towards Taiyo.uk and Glunnator*
http://Taiyo.and.Glunnator.willbedefeated.com
*Angelwinged Devil brutally cuts off Taiyos leg and pulls out glunnators teeth which results in his cranium being pulled out.*
http://Taiyo.and.Glunnator.Justgotowned.com
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come back when you can speak properly
these are not grammar errors its da new l33t speak u nOOb
not insult me with your improper speach kid
u sure sound and look like adult (big lol)
pfb stalks winged ass
it leads him to "anus pit love bull" bar when awd hangs around
pfb finds the room where admin #1 waits bounded for someone to bypass his "firewall" and bang him hard
pfb delivers him more than awd in his gayness could ever dream of...
...more than he could handle
(picture attached)
(http://img489.imageshack.us/img489/1189/redemptionun4.png)
holynight u are next on my list
p.s. angel don't think of my as a bad person
i would like to help u after all
http://www.totallytom.com/thecureforgayness.html
cheers
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you're just asking to be flamed kid. Although last time I listened to a 10 year old I got beaten up real hard. So this time I'll try to give some advices to you instead.
first of all, stop being so bitchy, stop arguing over the internet because you got kicked or banned or whatever, just accept it and move on, there are 144 other servers out there to get banned from until you can go cry at your mama or sue tremulous by using a finnish judge.
secondly get a life, go outside, in the real air, althoguh I would advice to stick the only part of you left which is not ugly, your toe, out first to see if the sun burns it away.
third, get laid, it'll probably take away some of your anger.
fourth, and get laid I mean do not go to boys, go to girls, it's pretty obvious you were gay, where else did you find all that propogandic material to use against me?
fifth, and by get laid I don't mean cows either farmer boy.
sixth, *Angelwinged Devil takes a bat of aluminium and swings it at pfb's head and watches it fly all the way to Denmark where he penetrates it with a spear and puts it in front of his house to warn all other noobs who aprpoaches his teritoray*
for the admins, this is my first and last flame post on the forums, hopefully I won't need to flame any more people if they got scared by this one.
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first of all, stop being so bitchy, stop arguing over the internet because you got kicked or banned or whatever, just accept it and move on, there are 144 other servers out there to get banned from until you can go cry at your mama or sue tremulous by using a finnish judge.
; D
its not about kick <3
i just don't like u
i am doing it non profit
secondly get a life, go outside, in the real air, althoguh I would advice to stick the only part of you left which is not ugly, your toe, out first to see if the sun burns it away.
sounds silly from a guy who dresses all in black and believes that even light from refrigerator or even pc monitor can harm him so he uses hardware 4 blind people and that's why he don't knew who he kicks from server
btw i am way 2 sexy
third, get laid, it'll probably take away some of your anger.
don't quote your mom its lame
fourth, and get laid I mean do not go to boys, go to girls, it's pretty obvious you were gay, where else did you find all that propogandic material to use against me?
fifth, and by get laid I don't mean cows either farmer boy.
i found the picture by coincident browsing GURO sites but if u have to knew i am pansexual and i want to screw or being screwed by everything that is H*O*T(don't be afraid u are safe since u are opposite 2 hot)
to warn all other noobs who aprpoaches his teritoray
it sounds like u live in noobsville and u are ubernoob and u have to fight 4 territory
i bet there is only one female in da vilage and since you are ubernoob i bet she lives in your hous
i bet other noobs are trying to get into your home and bang her hard (but your THE man who gets all the cake 4 himself)
i am sure she is your mom
the truth reviled!
and lets get back 2 fight
pfb buys ticket to noobsville and he destroys the only thing that was keeping awd and his mom from wrath(lust) of other noobs...pfb shows them how to open da d o o r
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you know, you're really bad at insulting.
oh and a picture of my "mom"
(http://www.connectstores.com/wigsrusltd/images/JustineN1621SB06.jpg)
*angelwinged Devil slaps polish farmer boys 8===D but hits a cows ass instead o_O*
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*Angelwinged Devil brutally cuts off Taiyos leg and pulls out glunnators teeth which results in his cranium being pulled out.*
*rofl's at the fact that angelwinged actually believes those two ragdolls are the real Glun & Taiyo*
*gives Angelwinged a soothing pat on the head and then runs like hell*
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Im God, so I become one of like 20 TMNT and whips all your asses, then I turn back into a cloud of indestructible, unwaftable fart gas.
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But god was destroyed by a paradox he himself created, that paradox being me.
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Luckily I rewound time to before I was destroyed and before I created a Paradox, and luckily it never actually happened, but then..
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both the paradox and the god were viciously striked by a goon of unknown force, wiping their total existence of the earth, and should one ever question their existence, they would be killed before they could even think it which didn't lead to any more deaths because they were not in existence and never actually lived.
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Although their existence is questionable. If they indeed had never existed, there exists enough memory of them to write this thread, which leads me to question, did they really never exist, and how can one be certain?
and should one ever question their existence, they would be killed before they could even think it
Oh shit!
*Taiyo.uk sheilds himself with a cute little granger in defense
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Although their existence is questionable. If they indeed had never existed, there exists enough memory of them to write this thread, which leads me to question, did they really never exist, and how can one be certain?
and should one ever question their existence, they would be killed before they could even think it
Oh shit!
*Taiyo.uk sheilds himself with a cute little granger in defense
*Granger get's chomped*
Taiyo.uk get's killed by teammated Angelwinged Devil
wtf doooh, 1 evo in retribution
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Anglewinged Devils Tyrant gets killed by teammate Taiyo.uk's wet sponge.
Receive an air guitar in retribution.