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Title: I will answer all your Questions
Post by: ShadowNinjaDudeMan on April 02, 2007, 07:25:18 am
Hello all,

If anyone has any questions about absolutely anything, please ask me.
I know everything.
Im a ninja.

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ShadowNinjaDudeMan is actually a ninja, and thus knows everything worth knowing, and some things that are not.


If you disagree, I can refer you to a wonderful foundation which will help you a lot.

http://www.mentalhealth.org.uk/
Title: I will answer all your Questions
Post by: E-Mxp on April 02, 2007, 10:12:31 am
Finally there is a ORACLE here!!
Well, ready or not:

Why is there no water on the moon?
Why is the sky blue?
Is there a God?
Did aliens put anal probes in all of us?
When is Judgment Day?

and last but not least....

If God really made the earth in 7 days, how did he know it was the 7th day??
Did he had a holy watch or something?
humans say that each day lasts 24 hours but how did he know??

(Try ansering that Ninja! Whahahahahaa!!!(evil laughter))
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Post by: Confess on April 02, 2007, 10:34:32 am
Why are my pants wet?
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Post by: Shadowgandor on April 02, 2007, 12:44:25 pm
they say god can do everything, but can he make a stone so big that it's impossible for him to lift it up. But god can do everything right? So he should be able to lift that stone as well, but he can't make a stone unliftable for him. Think about that 8)
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Post by: sharrakor on April 02, 2007, 12:54:07 pm
ninja, why were u promoted to piece of shit?

answer that if u can[/quote]
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Post by: David on April 02, 2007, 02:14:35 pm
Why do you spam?
Title: I will answer all your Questions
Post by: ShadowNinjaDudeMan on April 02, 2007, 03:38:27 pm
E-Mxp-

1. Why should there be? There isnt because if there were then there would be life there. Aggressive life that would probably nail you humans.
2.The sky is blue because of the atmosphere and Ozone.
3.Yes. Me.
4. All but me. And they like to refer to them as Dark Side Probers.
5. Yesterday.
6. He had a calendar. Simple.

Confess-

1. You saw me.

ShadowGandor-

1. UNBELIEVER! BURN THE HERETIC!
Well, God actually has a brother, called Manwell, they are twins. Manwell can lift anything, but God cant, so simply God creates the rock, which he cant lift, Manwell lifts it, and God steals the credit. Think about that.

Sharrakor-

1. You forgot to click the open quote button, so I hereby downgrade you to sub-volcanic-shit-gloop. I was promoted by King Ninja, my alter ego.

David-

1. Someones gotta do it so other people like yourself can moan about people who like a laugh. But then again, you read the Financial Times for a laugh, so you wouldnt understand humour.
Title: I will answer all your Questions
Post by: ShadowNinjaDudeMan on April 02, 2007, 03:41:14 pm
I know all this because I AM GOD.
I realised this a few nights ago when I was praying, I suddenly realised I was talking to myself.
Title: I will answer all your Questions
Post by: Superpie on April 02, 2007, 05:20:22 pm
/callvote kick shadowninjadudeman being retarded
Title: I will answer all your Questions
Post by: _Equilibrium_ on April 02, 2007, 05:47:37 pm
why do bran muffins taste so bad?
Title: I will answer all your Questions
Post by: janev on April 02, 2007, 05:49:11 pm
Which came first... the chicken or the egg?
Title: I will answer all your Questions
Post by: Belier13 on April 02, 2007, 07:18:01 pm
Why do Brazilian people make sex with monkey?
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Post by: _Equilibrium_ on April 02, 2007, 08:22:05 pm
Quote from: "Belier13"
Why do Brazilian people make sex with monkey?
i dunno. your brazilian. why dont you answer that question.
Title: I will answer all your Questions
Post by: E-Mxp on April 02, 2007, 08:26:39 pm
Quote from: "ShadowNinjaDudeMan"
E-Mxp-

1. Why should there be? There isnt because if there were then there would be life there. Aggressive life that would probably nail you humans.
2.The sky is blue because of the atmosphere and Ozone.
3.Yes. Me.
4. All but me. And they like to refer to them as Dark Side Probers.
5. Yesterday.
6. He had a calendar. Simple.
OMG, you really know everything!!!! :D
More questions:

when is Tremulous 1.2 coming out?
Why don't you have a Dark Side Probe?
If God really had a calendar, did he had the usual calender or the Chinese calender?
Why do the Chinese/Japanese have such a strange writing?
If Judgment day was yesterday, shouldend we be... like... dead? Like... the end of the world like... death?
Or did you with your godlike ninjapowers saved us all?
Was Maria Jesus's wife, instead of his mother?

Last but not least:
What is the meaning of live??
Title: I will answer all your Questions
Post by: n00b pl0x on April 02, 2007, 09:36:12 pm
how do you find the identity of batman using calculus? (show all work)
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Post by: ShadowNinjaDudeMan on April 02, 2007, 09:58:17 pm
E-Mxp-

1. http://www.planettremulous.com/
2. I do, and if anyone crosses my path, God help you. (Oh whoops, thats me, you ARE screwed nomatter what)
3. The Chinese refer to their calender as the usual calender as well. He used a calender that, using the formulae l(c-u) x n, found which day it actually was. Length of your faveourite golf club times (your manboob cup subtract the guy who sits opposite you on the underground's underpants girth) multiplied by the length of the weathermans nose.
Now, wouldnt the world be interesting if we used Gods calender.
4. They dont. Check this weird writing, I call it English, no sense to it at all, unlike the wonderful sensible Chinese language.
5. Damn straight we all should be. But...
6. ...Yes I did.
7. No actually she/he was a transvestite conjoined to Jesus.

8. Good grammer and spelling.

Belier13-

1. I'll tell you when you are older.

Janev-

1. The Dinosaurs, it was an egg, then from which came a weird Dinosaur that was so successful Natural Selection meant its numbers grew and soon they were the dominant species. The humble Chicken. It was actually a mutant Raptor.

_Equilibrium_-

1. The Bran Muffins excite certain parts of your tongue, which sends electrical signals to your brain, which then decides wether it is good or not. This decision varies from human to human. To make them taste nice, get a brain transplant, or try licking the muffin with different parts of your tongue.

Superpie-

1. Maybe its you being retarded, to me I seem perfectly normal, but to you I seem retarded. However, you are retarded. This brings up the question, is your retardedness obvious or suggested to other humans, or is it merely a saturated solution within this topic. Or perhaps your retardedness is seen by me because Im God.
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Post by: n00b pl0x on April 02, 2007, 10:10:35 pm
you forgot me.
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Post by: AKAnotu on April 02, 2007, 10:12:36 pm
how much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?

how many boards would the mongols hoard if the mongol hordes got bored?
Title: I will answer all your Questions
Post by: ShadowNinjaDudeMan on April 02, 2007, 10:24:50 pm
Ah Noob Plox, it was only a matter of time before you graced my topic.
Anyway, to work out that

Batman == Bruce Wayne (and vice-versa)

we must first find the clues within the word and name Batman that suggest or indicate the word or name Bruce Wayne.

The first, blindingly obvious clue is that both of them start with a B. This shows that Bruce Wayne or Batman (whichever of these alter egos is the root person from which the other personna was spawned or was seeded from) is fond, attached to or addicted to the letter B.

Next, the a in Batman corresponds to the a in the same numerical place in Wayne.

The t is a bit more tricky.
The alphabet asigns, through numerical order, the value of 20 to t.
The u in Bruce = 21.
The y in Wayne = 25
So using the formulae t= (y-u)x5.
And thus we now have Bat proved from Bruce Wayne.

The man part is simple, Bruce Wayne is a man's name, which would make it an obvious choice over woman to end the name, or any other organisms.

Problem solved.
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Post by: Plague Bringer on April 02, 2007, 10:29:23 pm
Shit, nice.
Title: I will answer all your Questions
Post by: n00b pl0x on April 02, 2007, 10:38:01 pm
Quote from: "ShadowNinjaDudeMan"
Ah Noob Plox, it was only a matter of time before you graced my topic.
Anyway, to work out that

Batman == Bruce Wayne (and vice-versa)

we must first find the clues within the word and name Batman that suggest or indicate the word or name Bruce Wayne.

The first, blindingly obvious clue is that both of them start with a B. This shows that Bruce Wayne or Batman (whichever of these alter egos is the root person from which the other personna was spawned or was seeded from) is fond, attached to or addicted to the letter B.

Next, the a in Batman corresponds to the a in the same numerical place in Wayne.

The t is a bit more tricky.
The alphabet asigns, through numerical order, the value of 20 to t.
The u in Bruce = 21.
The y in Wayne = 25
So using the formulae t= (y-u)x5.
And thus we now have Bat proved from Bruce Wayne.

The man part is simple, Bruce Wayne is a man's name, which would make it an obvious choice over woman to end the name, or any other organisms.

Problem solved.


so far you have bat = b_u__ _ay__

and then the man part is just bs.

not quite, but it was closer than i thought you would get.
Title: I will answer all your Questions
Post by: ShadowNinjaDudeMan on April 02, 2007, 10:43:23 pm
AKAnotu-

Well, to work out how much wood a woodchuck would chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood we have to make a formulae.

w=(1/2xc)
Wood=half of the bodyweight of the woodchuck

However, variables such as the health and age of the woodchuck make it able to chuck more or less wood depending on its condition.

So, to navigate the age problem, we must assume that the trend of

<18w=(1/3xc)
Below 18 years old, the woodchuck chucks a 1/3rd of its own weight.

>18-<60w=(1/2xc)
Between 18 and 60 years old, the woodchuck chucks 1/2 of its weight.

>60w=(1/4xc)
Over 60 years old, the woodchuck chucks 1/4 of its weight.

Stays true with all woodchucks (aka, no superwoodchucker babies, and no musclechuck grandparents).

However, these formulae only work out the weight of the wood the woodchuck can chuck at one time.

To work out the actual weight of wood the woodchuck can chuck in one hour, here follows.

The woodchuck is 24 years old, weighs 16kg (fatty) and is healthy and normal. To work out the wood it chucks in an hour use this formulae. It takes the woodchuck 30 seconds to gather and chuck its wood.

At one time:
w=(1/2x16)
w= 8kg
The woodchuck chucks 8kg of wood at a time.

In one hour:
1/2 x 60
=30
The woodchuck spends 30 minutes of its hour chucking wood, and the other 30 mins gathering the wood.
So:
30 x 8
= 240kg
The woodchuck chucks 240kg of wood

Of course, each woodchuck must be timed to see how long it takes to gather the wood.

So, If you want to work out the weight of wood a woodchuck chucks, you need to know


Weight of the Woodchuck
Age of the Woodchuck
Physical condition of Woodchuck
Time allowed for Woodchucking
Time taken for Woodchuck to gather its wood

Happy?

As for the Mongels, well, they re completely random, so even I cannot be sure, and I would not tell you If I were not sure.
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Post by: ShadowNinjaDudeMan on April 02, 2007, 10:45:34 pm
Damn, I got the Batman, Bruce Wayne thing the wrong way round.
You get the gist noob plox.

And if you dont...

...Hes called Bruce Wayne because of his parents.
Or...
...He just is.
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Post by: sharrakor on April 03, 2007, 06:17:37 am
HOW WAS THE UNIVERSE CREATED?
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Post by: kozak6 on April 03, 2007, 08:00:40 am
What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?
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Post by: ShadowNinjaDudeMan on April 03, 2007, 09:09:50 am
Sharrakor-

This site is the world authority on creation, better seen than explained.
The right version involves a Mommy Universe and a Pappy Universe, but ill tell you that version when you are older.

http://www.kids4truth.com/creation.htm

Kozak6-

The airspeed velocity of an unladen European swallow is

11 metres per second
24 miles per hour

Using insanely complicated calculations you wouldnt possibly understand.
Quote that to friends and family for some serious respect.[/url]
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Post by: sharrakor on April 03, 2007, 10:02:15 am
which is the best trem clan?
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Post by: E-Mxp on April 03, 2007, 10:46:36 am
Quote from: "ShadowNinjaDudeMan"
3. The Chinese refer to their calender as the usual calender as well. He used a calender that, using the formulae l(c-u) x n, found which day it actually was. Length of your faveourite golf club times (your manboob cup subtract the guy who sits opposite you on the underground's underpants girth) multiplied by the length of the weathermans nose.
What?? golf club??? Manboob cup??? Underground's underpants girth???
OMG, your right!! Japanese writing IS English!!! (cause I don't understand a word of it)
Quote from: "ShadowNinjaDudeMan"
8. Good grammer and spelling.

OMG, I'm screwed!!!! But wait...!!
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...your faveourite golf club...
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...the formulae l(c-u) x n...
So.... ShadowNinjaDudeGod....
If good grammer and spelling is the meaning of live... shouldend you be dead now? :)
Title: I will answer all your Questions
Post by: SithLord on April 03, 2007, 11:04:01 am
Pete and Repeat were in a boat. Pete fell out, who was left?  :roll:
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Post by: ShadowNinjaDudeMan on April 03, 2007, 11:13:31 am
Sharrakor-

Judging from TremLeague results and member numbers, Id say (ZillaZ+) seems the stablest and best clan around, for now.

E-Mxp-

No, because
a) Im a ninja
b) Im God
c) I reserve the right to contradict myself at any time without harm to myself.
d) With all those spelling and grammer mistakes in your last sentence, I can say pretty well that you've made enough mistakes to use up your reincarnations for the next 100,000 years.

SithLord-

Me. I was hiding in the boat and pushed Repeat off as well.



Ay other questions for your all-knowing Ninja God?
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Post by: Shadowgandor on April 03, 2007, 12:23:24 pm
hah, so god can't do everthing :P
If he can, together with his brother, can he make a stone that's unliftable for even his brother (or any relatives, friends or whatever :P) to lift?
i smell that i want to discuss this :roll:
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Post by: ShadowNinjaDudeMan on April 03, 2007, 12:39:50 pm
ShadowGandor-

At last, someone has spotted a problem I couldnt be bothered to edit out.
But I have the answer!

God = All knowing, can do everything

He makes an unliftable rock.
But he cant, because he can do everything, and if in turn he cannot lift this rock, then it just cannot exist. Still he cannot lift an unliftable rock, but it doesnt exist, because it just cant.
However, if anyone in the Tremulous forums wants something to do on a rainy day, try making an unliftable rock for God. Cause if you do, then Religion is gone in an instant.
Or make one and mail it to me, cause Im God and Ill see if I can lift it. Let the trials begin.

Postage costs will be a nightmare though.

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Shadowfight!

God im good
Title: I will answer all your Questions
Post by: Shadowgandor on April 03, 2007, 02:45:28 pm
tss, it's not that easy to beat me -thinks for about 10 minutes-
But if it doesn't exist, why doesn't god make one? He can do everything right? Indeed, it is impossible for god to make a rock like this, which means that god can't do everything. You agreed it was impossible but you also said that this means it cannot exist but not being able to do something doesn't mean it cannot exist.

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Post by: ShadowNinjaDudeMan on April 03, 2007, 02:55:13 pm
Ah, worthy adversary of philosophical knowledge.

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But if it doesn't exist, why doesn't god make one?

Because he cant, and thus it cannot be created, it is merely a dream.

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He can do everything right?

Indeed I can.

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Indeed, it is impossible for god to make a rock like this, which means that god can't do everything

This rock could not be made by anything or anyone, and therefore cannot exist. If it cannot exist, not in the future with technmology, or any other means, then it doesnt count.

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but not being able to do something doesn't mean it cannot exist.

God can do everything, and If he cannot do it, it cannot exist.

What I am trying to say is that this rock you speak of does not, can not and will not exist.

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Post by: Shadowgandor on April 03, 2007, 03:32:55 pm
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But if it doesn't exist, why doesn't god make one?

Because he cant, and thus it cannot be created, it is merely a dream.


So you say that dreams don't exist? Dreams do exist, in fact, i have them every night, like everyone else. Dreaming is a state of your mind in which you do things (hey, another question, though this one is answerable 'cough'wiki'cough).

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He can do everything right?  

Indeed I can.


Greetings god, you say you can do everything but you cannot make a rock which is unliftable for you which you can lift right?

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Quote:
but not being able to do something doesn't mean it cannot exist.
 

God can do everything, and If he cannot do it, it cannot exist.

What I am trying to say is that this rock you speak of does not, can not and will not exist.


So you say that something that's not on earth yet, doesn't exist?
Evolution my friend, evolution is the counterpart of god :)
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Post by: ShadowNinjaDudeMan on April 03, 2007, 03:39:38 pm
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So you say that something that's not on earth yet, doesn't exist?
Evolution my friend, evolution is the counterpart of god

I SAID IT CANNOT EXIST because you, nor I or anything or anyone else will be able to create this rock, I dont just restrict this to planet earth, other planets, stars and everything else will not be able to create this rock, because I made the universe.

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Evolution my friend, evolution is the counterpart of god

My brother is called Manwell, not Evolution.

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Greetings god, you say you can do everything but you cannot make a rock which is unliftable for you which you can lift right?

This argument seems somewhat...familiar. Check up on older posts.
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Post by: Shadowgandor on April 03, 2007, 03:41:02 pm
Yea i know, you won :(
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Post by: _Equilibrium_ on April 03, 2007, 04:50:37 pm
Quote from: "ShadowNinjaDudeMan"
Sharrakor-

Judging from TremLeague results and member numbers, Id say (ZillaZ+) seems the stablest and best clan around, for now.
i don't believe (ZillaZ+) is an actual clan
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Post by: ShadowNinjaDudeMan on April 03, 2007, 08:06:45 pm
Whoopsies the name is (KillaZ+) srry there.

ShadowGandor-

I WON!
Match point for the Ninja

But gg anyways  :D
Title: I will answer all your Questions
Post by: Evlesoa on April 03, 2007, 09:49:08 pm
I have a question...

You are at a gateway... actually 2 of them...

Two Gate Ways, One leads you to Eternal Suffering, one to Eternal Bliss.

    * Two guardians. One always lies, one always tells the truth.
    * You can ask one of them just one question. ONLY ONE!

Your possible choices (to make it easier)

   1. Which door is corect?
   2. Which door is not corect?
   3. Which guard is lying?
   4. Are you the guard who lies?
   5. Is he the guard who lies?
   6. Is GOD lying?
   7. Which door would GOD say is correct?
   8. Which door would the SATAN say is correct?
   9. Which door would the other say is correct?
  10. Do both doors lead to death?
  11. What is behind this door?
  12. What is behind the other door?

Choose... Wish you luck!
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Post by: ShadowNinjaDudeMan on April 03, 2007, 10:46:53 pm
Evelsoa-

That is interesting.

Q1. What is correct? Heaven or Hell, depends on your view. Nope.
Q2. Same as 1, define correct. Nope
Q3. To lying guardian:Truthful Guardian
To Truthful Guardian: Lying Guardian
This would not acheive anything, so Nope.
Q4. LG: No
TG: No
Nope
Q5.This wouldnt tell you which gate to choose. Nope
Q6. So far, God has not told you anything (and I wouldnt lie to myself) Nope
Q7. God would like me to choose eternal bliss, Good Question (see note 1)
Q8. Satan would probably like me to join me, Good Question (see note 2)
Q9. Nothing accomplished. Nope.
Q10. If they do, which they dont, I would just stay put, perhaps become the 3rd Guardian. If not, then I still wont know which door for eternal bliss.
Nope.
Q11. Good Question.
Q12. Nope, even tho its basically same as 11.

Note 1.
Depends wether Im nice to God or not, if he hates me he would trick me into going to Hell.

Note 2.
Although a slippery fellow, Satan always wants more souls for hell, so he would always tell me Hell. But, then again, when taking in all variables of a conscious being of sentiance, you just cant gamble the rest of enternity on a guess.

I would choose Q11
and ask the Truthful Guardian.
However, I see a loophole, if I do not specify exactly which door I mean, the Guardian could mean any door.
I would point at a door and ask what was behind that door.


(however, if this is the trap u want me to fall for, I would take a gamble on Q8 and ask the lying guardian. So that the negative of Satan trying to trick me and the negative of the guardian lying making a positive, Heaven).

Alternatively, being God I could take my

Stairway to Heaven
God bless Led Zep.

and avoid all those pesky nuicances.


Intelligence personified, I am.
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Post by: Plague Bringer on April 03, 2007, 10:56:53 pm
You, my friend, are foolish. You do not know which of the guardians is the truthful one and which is the lying one, therefore it is impossible to know which of the guardians you are asking.

There is no correct answer unless you know which guardian is which, or unless you find a loophole. I had it figured out, but I lost it.
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Post by: Evlesoa on April 03, 2007, 11:22:52 pm
Answer is 9...

How? well... let me explain God, who got it WRONG...

If one tells the truth, and one lies, the one who tells the truth knows who lies. If you ask 9, which door would the other choose, and lets say you ask it the liar, he will say this one, which means the truthful one would pick the other door that the liar picked. So you take the other...

If you ask the truthful guardian, he will say the liar would pick this one, again, making you take the OTHER door that the truthful one picked...

Understand? YOUR WRONG!! haha i knew id get you with this one...

Afterall, why ask 11 if I told you the answer to it? LOL

Edit - You dont know which one lies, which one tells the truth. I didnt say you know, and therefore you must assume you dont.
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Post by: Stof on April 03, 2007, 11:46:13 pm
You are soooo wrong. The correct answer is:
http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0327.html
 8)
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Post by: Evlesoa on April 03, 2007, 11:54:49 pm
Look...

This is where the riddle is from... and this is the answer...

Here is the text of the riddle that Clavicus Vile asks to Cyrus.

The context

Clavicus Vile is sitting in a chair with a dog at his right side in front of a little house in a green meadow. Cyrus has offered Clavicus Vile to play a game because Vile said he was bored. But Cyrus had to wager his soul against Iszara's soul in the contest. Now Vile has to choose a riddle and Cyrus has to answer right to free Iszara's soul.

Vile:
And now that I have your complete attention. You're ready for your test. But, before we start...
Cyrus, did you have a classical education?

Cyrus says nothing

Vile:
Good, good, just checking. Just that a thinking man, a well-educated man might have an unfair advantage in this test. But no! You're a hero...a man of action, right?

Cyrus:
You're talking to yourself Vile. I'm ready. Let's go.

Vile, the riddle:
So you probably won't recognize this old chestnut, taken straight from Paulus's "The Stars on Their Shoulders". Ready? Listen carefully! I won't repeat it!

Two doors. One leads to the loss of your soul, the other leads to the return of Iszara's.

    * Two guardians. One always lies, one always tells the truth.
    * You can ask one of them just one question. Just one!

The game begins... Choose wisely... Hee hee!

Cyrus, possible questions:

   1. Which door is corect?
   2. Which door is not corect?
   3. Which guard is lying?
   4. Are you the guard who lies?
   5. Is he the guard who lies?
   6. Is Clavicus Vile lying?
   7. Which door would Vile say is correct?
   8. Which door would the dog say is correct?
   9. Which door would the other say is correct?
  10. Do both doors lead to death?
  11. What is behind this door?
  12. What is behind the other door?

The only question that enables to guess the good door in all cases is:

9 - Which door would the other say is correct?

There are four cases but in all, the guard will indicate the wrong door, and Cyrus will have to choose the other one.

    * if Cyrus asks the liar, this one knows that the other guard would say the good door, but as himself is a liar, he'll indicate the opposite door, the wrong door.
    * if Cyrus asks the trusty one, that one knows that the other guard is a liar and would say the wrong door, so he'll report truely the lie of the other guard. In both cases the reported door is the wrong one, so Cyrus just has to choose the opposite door than the one reported.
    * if Cyrus is answered THE RIGHT DOOR, he has to choose the LEFT DOOR
    * if Cyrus is answered THE LEFT DOOR, he has to choose the RIGHT DOOR

For all the other questions, both of the doors are wrong. Obviously the game considers the other questions as non fitting ones and removes the 50% chance that one should usually have in choosing at random. So, that if the gamer asks another question than the #9, he has 100% chances to pass through the wrong door.

SOURCE - http://til.gamingsource.net/riddles.shtml
Title: RAW
Post by: player1 on April 03, 2007, 11:55:26 pm
stof - lol'd

To which I can only reply:

all statements are in some sense true
in some sense false
in some sense meaningless
in some sense true and false
in some sense true and meaningless
in some sense false and meaningless
and in some sense true and false and meaningless

and refer the interested reader to the works of the recently departed Robert Anton Wilson.
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Post by: Plague Bringer on April 04, 2007, 12:17:43 am
Why would the good guard say the liar's lie?
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Post by: Evlesoa on April 04, 2007, 05:32:02 am
Cuz the question is, Which door would the other pick... look at number 9!
Title: hello
Post by: mooseberry on April 04, 2007, 05:33:45 am
Hi I have a few questions:

* What are all the answers for my next math test? I would like to know that.  :D

* Uh... that's all I have to run... Like right now...  don't even know why I'm stooppoing to talk.. Wait/... No!!!! ahhguuhgg...
Title: I will answer all your Questions
Post by: Taiyo.uk on April 04, 2007, 08:26:42 am
Can I have some evos plz
Title: I will answer all your Questions
Post by: ShadowNinjaDudeMan on April 04, 2007, 08:33:04 am
mooseberry-

Although I condemn cheating, these people dont:
http://www.essaywriter.co.uk
http://www.cheathouse.com/

Taiyo.uk-

No, go find your own

Plague Bringer-

Such a simple mistake, which brings me to believe that this cant actually be done normally, a bit of guesswork must be required.
Title: I will answer all your Questions
Post by: Stof on April 04, 2007, 09:12:53 am
Quote from: "Evlesoa"
The only question that enables to guess the good door in all cases is:

9 - Which door would the other say is correct?

I disagree about that one. That riddle in that form has no possible answers because it relies on one piece of information that is missing: nowhere is it said that the guardians know about each other particular behaviour. And so, asking the guardians which always tells the truth "Which door would the other say is correct?" could very well end with the very useless answer "I don't know" :D
Title: I will answer all your Questions
Post by: Evlesoa on April 04, 2007, 05:00:18 pm
Dude... It makes perfect sense!!

Why do you try my knowledge??

Look, il explain again.

Lets say you pick randomly, the liar. The liar will always say the opposite of truth. If you ask him which would the other pick (in other words which would the truthful one pick) he would lie, and say the right door. Pretend the right door is false. Now if thats the case, you take the LEFT door, because he lied and said the right door. This means the truthful guardian will pick the LEFT door...

Now lets say you pick at random, and ask the truthful one. The truthful one, KNOWS that the liar lies, therefore if you ask him which door the liar picks, the answer he would give is the right door. Because if you look above, the liar picked the right door, and the truthful one will pick the right door, and since he doesnt lie, he is correct... Either way, you win in this case...

How can I explain it to you goddamnit, there is no info missing, everything is there...
Title: I will answer all your Questions
Post by: Plague Bringer on April 04, 2007, 09:09:13 pm
Yes, but WHY would the truthfull guardian truthfully state the liar's lie? OH! IT DOES MAKE SENSE! Goddammit!
Title: I will answer all your Questions
Post by: ShadowNinjaDudeMan on April 05, 2007, 07:48:16 am
(http://img96.imageshack.us/img96/5682/imagescago01y8em4.jpg) (http://imageshack.us)
Title: I will answer all your Questions
Post by: blood2.0 on April 06, 2007, 12:57:24 am
what are the binds for human wepons and alean evoles?
Title: I will answer all your Questions
Post by: kozak6 on April 06, 2007, 06:02:34 am
What are some good multiplayer games for the NES?

I'd prefer ones that offer simultaneous action, though.
Title: I will answer all your Questions
Post by: n00b pl0x on April 06, 2007, 06:23:03 am
what is my moms name
Title: I will answer all your Questions
Post by: ShadowNinjaDudeMan on April 06, 2007, 09:20:52 am
Blood2.0-

RTFM. It can be found on the site main page, look for manual, scroll down and it says plainly, BINDS. Im teaching you a lesson here.

Kozak-

Think forward, not back. It was good, but this is better.

n00b pl0x-

Mrs pl0x
Title: I will answer all your Questions
Post by: Glunnator on April 06, 2007, 10:03:37 am
Quote from: "Taiyo.uk"
Can I have some evos plz

Rofl Taiyo! lol'd :D

ORRIGHT SHADOWNINJAGODMAN!
Have at you!

What is your name?

What is your quest?

What is your favourite colour?

What is the average wingspeed of a swallow carrying a coconut?

What is the circumference of a moose?

What is the Circumfence?
 8)
Title: I will answer all your Questions
Post by: ShadowNinjaDudeMan on April 06, 2007, 11:08:35 am
Glunnator-

RL name?
Or my preffered name DarkShadowNinjaDude?
Or my formal name, God?
Which one?

To wander aimlessly and have a good time!

Fuschia, tis a royal colour.

45.7385 strokes per minute

What kind of moose?

C = pi x d

Call that hard? Geez.
Title: I will answer all your Questions
Post by: E-Mxp on April 06, 2007, 04:22:33 pm
Quote from: "Glunnator"
What is your name?

What is your quest?

What is your favourite colour?

What is the average wingspeed of a swallow carrying a coconut?
We all love monty python and the holy grail :D

your on a train station, just waiting for your train and you see a guy in a hurry
he talks one to one to the lady who said he should take the next train.
but in the end he was in a hurry for nothing because the train arrived 5 minutes later.

now is the question...
whats the time the train arrived?
Title: I will answer all your Questions
Post by: Evlesoa on April 06, 2007, 05:45:05 pm
Not enough Information, you need to state a time, and all you give is 5 minutes, ok so if its 1:00 PM its 12:55:00 PM, and therefore there is not enuf info... or it would be 10 minutes, if the interval is 5...

I got a question...

What is the max speed of acceleration for a human falling off a plane thats @ 20,000 feet?

How long does it take for him to fall and hit the ground?
Title: I will answer all your Questions
Post by: Plague Bringer on April 06, 2007, 05:57:45 pm
120 MPH.

.63 Seconds.

Nah. That can't be right.
Title: I will answer all your Questions
Post by: David on April 06, 2007, 07:36:28 pm
Quote from: "Evlesoa"

What is the max speed of acceleration for a human falling off a plane thats @ 20,000 feet?

How long does it take for him to fall and hit the ground?


20000 feet approx = 6.0km.

Gravity is 9.81ms^-2

v^2=u^2+2as
so v=sqrt(2*9.81*6000) = 117720 speed at the floor.
Which is wrong due to terminal velocity.

but to answer your question, 9.81ms^-2
Title: I will answer all your Questions
Post by: ShadowNinjaDudeMan on April 06, 2007, 07:52:02 pm
Terminal velocity = 120MPH

Plague got it right.
Title: I will answer all your Questions
Post by: Plague Bringer on April 06, 2007, 07:54:05 pm
I <3 Google
Title: I will answer all your Questions
Post by: sleekslacker on April 06, 2007, 07:55:31 pm
In this forum, "how dyu put the persons name in the quote? "

that's my question. don't leak the info to him everyone !
Title: I will answer all your Questions
Post by: .n00b pl0x on April 06, 2007, 08:18:29 pm
We are coming.
Title: I will answer all your Questions
Post by: n00b.pl0x on April 06, 2007, 08:18:58 pm
We are here.
Title: I will answer all your Questions
Post by: n00b pl0x. on April 06, 2007, 08:20:51 pm
We are many.
Title: I will answer all your Questions
Post by: David on April 06, 2007, 08:21:26 pm
new question:
how many noob plox accounts will there be this time tomorow?
(answer as a real integer please)
Title: I will answer all your Questions
Post by: .n00b pl0x on April 06, 2007, 08:22:11 pm
There will be enough.
Title: I will answer all your Questions
Post by: n00b.pl0x on April 06, 2007, 08:23:00 pm
I agree.
Title: I will answer all your Questions
Post by: n00b pl0x on April 06, 2007, 09:03:55 pm
lmao i love this shit. *new siggie* :P
Title: I will answer all your Questions
Post by: n00b pl0x. on April 06, 2007, 09:15:28 pm
We are as one.

Well said, Brother.
Title: ...
Post by: mooseberry on April 13, 2007, 07:03:58 am
LOL!!! :D
Title: I will answer all your Questions
Post by: ShadowNinjaDudeMan on April 13, 2007, 03:25:27 pm
Make that 6 n00b pl0x the first.
So, who are you then?
n00b pl0x the first?
PFB?
Plague?
Mooseberry?
Anyone?
Title: I will answer all your Questions
Post by: Menace13 on April 14, 2007, 02:04:59 pm
I have some questions:

1: What is the answer to the greatest question?
2: What is the greatest question?
3: How many cubic millimeters is God?
4: What is the symbol for infinity? Show it.
5: How many atoms are in the universe?
6: What is the best free computer game?
7: Is it a free source/open source game?
8: If 7=Yes then how many lines are in [the answer to 6]?
9: What website do you get the answers from?
10: Why did I almost poop in my pants?


BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

EDIT: (http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/labyrinth_puzzle.png)
Title: I will answer all your Questions
Post by: NiTRoX on April 14, 2007, 03:40:21 pm
I have some too:

1. Who is God?
2. Where does he live? (address)
3. What is the extact number of pi?
4. Whats your sister's mobile number?
5. What is my real identity?
6. Are you Polish?
7. How are bananas created?
8. Can I ban you?
9. If no, why not?
10. Give me a question and I'll answer it.
Title: I will answer all your Questions
Post by: ShadowNinjaDudeMan on April 14, 2007, 09:45:43 pm
Nitrox:

1. Who is God?

Me, I think Ive mentioned that before.

2. Where does he live? (address)

In a cloud, you'll have to guess which one though.
 
3. What is the extact number of pi?

 3.14159265358979323846264338327950288419716939937 5105820974944592307816406286208998628034825342117 0679  
  8214808651328230664709384460955058223172535940812 8481117450284102701938521105559644622948954930381 96  
  4428810975665933446128475648233786783165271201909 1456485669234603486104543266482133936072602491412 73  
  7245870066063155881748815209209628292540917153643 6789259036001133053054882046652138414695194151160 9

But it goes on...

4. Whats your sister's mobile number?

God doesnt have a sister.

5. What is my real identity?

You are Batman.

6. Are you Polish?

No.

7. How are bananas created?

 A banana seed grows into a banana tree. This flowers, and wee bananas grow larger and larger. Then some guy comes along with a monkey and they work together to gather them up.

8. Can I ban you?

No.

9. If no, why not?

You are not a mod.

10. Give me a question and I'll answer it.

Can you lick your own elbow, cos I can.

Menace13:

1: What is the answer to the greatest question?

Depends on your point of view.

2: What is the greatest question?

(see above)

3: How many cubic millimeters is God?

Infinity

4: What is the symbol for infinity? Show it.

No that'd be giving the game away.

5: How many atoms are in the universe?

A lot.

6: What is the best free computer game?

TREM-U-LOUS! Endorsed by god.

7: Is it a free source/open source game?

That it is.

8: If 7=Yes then how many lines are in [the answer to 6]?

WTF. Im God, not a grammer checker. Lines in Q6?
 
9: What website do you get the answers from?

 http://www.realultimatepower.net/

10: Why did I almost poop in my pants?

Because you are somewhat incontinent in your bowels.
Title: I will answer all your Questions
Post by: Menace13 on April 14, 2007, 11:15:27 pm
Quote from: "ShadowNinjaDudeMan"
3. What is the extact number of pi?

3.14159265358979323846264338327950288419716939937 5105820974944592307816406286208998628034825342117 0679  
  8214808651328230664709384460955058223172535940812 8481117450284102701938521105559644622948954930381 96  
  4428810975665933446128475648233786783165271201909 1456485669234603486104543266482133936072602491412 73  
  7245870066063155881748815209209628292540917153643 6789259036001133053054882046652138414695194151160 9

But it goes on...

LOL! here:
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Title: I will answer all your Questions
Post by: David on April 15, 2007, 01:23:14 am
http://3.141592653589793238462643383279502884197169399375105820974944592.com/
Title: I will answer all your Questions
Post by: ShadowNinjaDudeMan on April 15, 2007, 10:10:28 am
Yeah, Yeah, Yeah.
Now stop showing off your extreme quoting skillz.
But that is quite cool.
Title: I will answer all your Questions
Post by: Lord Baxter on April 15, 2007, 11:02:36 am
shadow ninja:

1. calculate the total number of neurons in the average (assuming perfect functionality) human brain.

2. you are in space without a spacesuit because you are god. if you look at our sun (or the orbiting star closest to the planet known as earth) without being blinded (because you are god) what colour would it be?

3. is it possible for a radioactive element to have an exponential rate of decay?

4. if being human is possesing the qualities that animals dont then what qualities must someone posses to be human?

5. is murphy's law a paradox?

6. explain the circumstances required for stable cold fusion.

7. explain the neuroscience phenonemon known as the "dark network"

8. what is dark matter?

do not post links to websites which contain the answers within, show all the answers with all the working out and in your own words.
Title: I will answer all your Questions
Post by: ShadowNinjaDudeMan on April 15, 2007, 12:27:31 pm
Lord Baxter:

1. 10 trillion.
2. yellow with orange "rivers" and black spots.
3. Theoretically, perhaps, Im not good with huge equations, so Im stopped halfway through, but it looked promising.
4. We dont show any qualities that are totally different from other animals. We are still animals.
5. It is indeed. It contradicts itself in a few situations.
6, 7, 8: I just cant be bothered.

Sorry. As for my workings, I dont reveal them.
Title: I will answer all your Questions
Post by: Lord Baxter on April 15, 2007, 12:50:29 pm
shadow ninja;

all radioactive elements have exponential decay, the half life of an element is the amount of time it takes for half of the element to decompose, it will always decrease by half, and never dissapear.

the sun would be pure white with black spots, if you dont have a space suit you are not in an atmosphere therefore all light would be white.

these two i suppose i apologise for, they are trick questions in a way.

huamn qualities: you ever seen blade runner? who is more human the cruel and violent humans or the passionate and empathetic simulants, or even a.i., the robot can feel love but the mother and most of the other humans are only capable of selfishness. it wasn't a question with an answer persay, it was a question to think about: what do we define as human. some animals have qualities that we say are human, yet no animal is cruel, greedy, or malicious.

murphy's law: that is far too ambiguous to be considered an answer, try again.


the last three i give you permission to ignore, i dont expect anyone on this forum to know the answer.
Title: I will answer all your Questions
Post by: dada on April 15, 2007, 12:58:18 pm
when you will be bored of answering these all  stupid questions?
Title: I will answer all your Questions
Post by: ShadowNinjaDudeMan on April 15, 2007, 01:05:18 pm
Animals are greedy, cruel and malicious. Definately greedy, copeting for the same resource. Cruel, well, some animals kill others for dominance. Although I suppose animals arent really cruel or malicious, they are still within primal instincts, food water etc. They get what they need, they do things to survive, they still think like that. Humans have somewwhat broken out of that way of thinking, and now malice and cruelty are feelings and emotions that didnt exist before we went out of the box.

That is hard.
Title: I will answer all your Questions
Post by: Lord Baxter on April 15, 2007, 01:16:52 pm
greed is defined as wanting something in excess, animals have to compete for the same resource to LIVE, and there is no definate boundary on what a living creature will do to continue living. cruelty is causing pain or misfortune conciously, animals dont conciously cause pain. the methods they use may cause pain (wolves eating animals before they are dead) but they do not mean to. ditto malicious like you said but humans have not quite broken out of it yet, i'll quote the movie aliens here because its most appropriate "im not sure which species is worse but you dont see them f---ing each other over for a percentage". this is a quote from a sci-fi movie but it is still relevant.
Title: I will answer all your Questions
Post by: Nagato on April 15, 2007, 07:21:50 pm
How do you decode the matrix. :wink:
Title: I will answer all your Questions
Post by: ShadowNinjaDudeMan on April 15, 2007, 07:40:02 pm
Watch it and patterns start to appear. Cross-reference these with real going ons in the matrix and you gradually build up a database of patterns and what they mean.
Title: I will answer all your Questions
Post by: Taiyo.uk on April 15, 2007, 08:39:23 pm
Quote from: "Nagato"
How do you decode the matrix. :wink:

With libdvdcss.
Title: I will answer all your Questions
Post by: black adder9 on April 22, 2007, 11:46:00 pm
why cant i see my backhead?
Title: I will answer all your Questions
Post by: Plague Bringer on April 22, 2007, 11:50:41 pm
Quote from: "n00b-pl0x"
Quote from: "Taiyo.uk"
Quote from: "Nagato"
How do you decode the matrix. :wink:

With libdvdcss.

You stupid.

You join the n00b pl0x.

We are one.


Oh. My. Fucking. God.
Title: I will answer all your Questions
Post by: Taiyo.uk on April 23, 2007, 12:22:27 am
Quote from: "black adder9"
why cant i see my backhead?

This is what we call residual self image...
Title: I will answer all your Questions
Post by: whitebear on April 23, 2007, 12:23:33 am
"I refuse to prove that I exist," says God, "for proof denies faith, and without faith I am nothing."

"But," says Man, "The fact that you are not banned from this by now means that you are god and that is a dead giveaway isn't it? It proves that you exist, and so therefore, by your own arguments, you don't. Q.E.D."

"Oh dear," says God, "I hadn't thought of that," and promptly vanishes in a puff of logic."

"Oh, that was easy," says Man, and for an encore goes on to prove that black is white and white is black and gets himself killed on the next zebra crossing. While most leading theologians believe this argument to be a load of dingo's kidneys, that didn't stop Oolon Colluphid making a small fortune when he used it as the central theme of his best-selling book, Well That About Wraps It Up For God.”

Thanks to Douglas Adams (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Babel_fish)
Title: I will answer all your Questions
Post by: techhead on April 23, 2007, 02:29:07 am
How does one cause 1.2.0 to be released sooner?
Title: I will answer all your Questions
Post by: Taiyo.uk on April 23, 2007, 03:17:25 am
By falling into a deep coma.
Title: I will answer all your Questions
Post by: mooseberry on May 20, 2007, 05:57:05 pm
Necro!

I like reading this! lol :D
Title: I will answer all your Questions
Post by: Glunnator on May 20, 2007, 07:41:23 pm
lol... taiyo's last response here is genius.

I have a question!
Why is the human race so stupid?!
Title: I will answer all your Questions
Post by: Menace13 on May 20, 2007, 07:55:19 pm
Quote from: "mooseberry"
Necro!

I like reading this! lol :D

NECRO!!!

BURN HIM

EDIT: Glunnator, they are so stupid cuz they have no 1e3tne5s...Wh04! My 5p34ch 15 7urn1ng 13373r!  Sweet! Damn. I lost it...Anyways, Glunnator they are so tupid cuz they have no 1337n355 and they only have level 4 inteligence. We, aliens, have level 13 inteligence at the minimum. Then the OM has level 573491658732652785347864587123458 because it has two faces in it (literally look below the bulge there are two faces.). Also, humans aren't from the same low-tech planet the aliens are from. And, since the aliens are low-tech, their "brians" are high-knowledge "brians."

Hey, I could be the next Oracle! 5W337!
Title: I will answer all your Questions
Post by: ShadowNinjaDudeMan on May 20, 2007, 08:51:20 pm
Quote from: "Menace13"
Quote from: "mooseberry"
Necro!

I like reading this! lol :D

NECRO!!!

BURN HIM

EDIT: Glunnator, they are so stupid cuz they have no 1e3tne5s...Wh04! My 5p34ch 15 7urn1ng 13373r!  Sweet! Damn. I lost it...Anyways, Glunnator they are so tupid cuz they have no 1337n355 and they only have level 4 inteligence. We, aliens, have level 13 inteligence at the minimum. Then the OM has level 573491658732652785347864587123458 because it has two faces in it (literally look below the bulge there are two faces.). Also, humans aren't from the same low-tech planet the aliens are from. And, since the aliens are low-tech, their "brians" are high-knowledge "brians."

Hey, I could be the next Oracle! 5W337!


My god, uve managed to raise the dead! (topic)

The human race is so stupid only because it choose to be, we could all be *ahem* level 10 intelligence, but we'd rather fight and watch porn.
*sighs* oh well, better than watching brown paint dry...
But once everyone is geniuses, no one will be...
Title: I will answer all your Questions
Post by: Taiyo.uk on May 20, 2007, 09:26:52 pm
Hmm, we're all stupid because we're addicted to sex, violence and death. Reminds me of a cat I once had. He was stupid. Most days he'd get up when he felt like it, go out, kill a load of mice and birds, shag the neighbor's cat and piss all over my other neighbor's car. Then when he came home dinner was waiting for him. He spent his entire self-indulgent life rolling around in a pit of murder, rape, laziness and gluttony, and nobody ever complained because he was cute.

Sometimes I wish I was a cat.
Title: I will answer all your Questions
Post by: Steely Ann on May 20, 2007, 09:43:33 pm
Then you can lick your own ass in public AND have a good reason.
Title: I will answer all your Questions
Post by: Taiyo.uk on May 20, 2007, 09:55:55 pm
Quote from: "Steely Ann"
Then you can lick your own ass in public AND have a good reason.

HELL YEAH! Life is unfair. When my cat did that nobody cared. If I did that I'd get arrested.
Title: I will answer all your Questions
Post by: Glunnator on May 21, 2007, 03:23:38 pm
*marvin the depressde robot voice*
Don't get me started about life...
 :roll:  :P
Title: I will answer all your Questions
Post by: Nux on May 21, 2007, 04:02:14 pm
I can do that! Try me. Ask me something and I will answer is it. Not only that but I will give you an informative and easily understood answer.
Title: I will answer all your Questions
Post by: E-Mxp on May 21, 2007, 08:40:39 pm
OMG a new oracle!!!! First question is MINE!!!

How can you train your brain so you can bend a spoon........ with your mind!!! :D
Want to KNOW!!!
Title: I will answer all your Questions
Post by: techhead on May 21, 2007, 09:11:49 pm
By concentration, you can divert insane amounts of blood into your hand.
The heat given off will soften the metal and make it flop over.
Works better with some metals & alloys than others.
Title: I will answer all your Questions
Post by: Dracone on May 21, 2007, 09:15:27 pm
Is it a true fact that on a level of how complex languages are, humpback whales have a more complex language than us? As in, language as a whole. All languages are related by certain bases, things that we have to make possible, otherwise there would be languages we could never use fully.
Title: I will answer all your Questions
Post by: Nux on May 21, 2007, 10:33:05 pm
Quote from: "E-Mxp"
How can you train your brain so you can bend a spoon........ with your mind!!! :D


Easy. The mind has this remarkable ability to cause things to happen. Whether it be making a finger press a button or making a foot kick a vending machine when pressing the button didn't work.

Simply focus your mind on making your body move into the kitchen. Tell one hand to take a spoon and another hand to light the stove. Now, by sheer force of will, have your hands bring the spoon to the flame and wait.

After peeling the spoon off the burned hand with your non-burned hand, you should then be able to check with both hands (still using those mind powers) whether it will bend yet. If not, repeat until so.

Quote from: "techhead"
By concentration, you can divert insane amounts of blood into your hand.
The heat given off will soften the metal and make it flop over.
Works better with some metals & alloys than others.


That's completely right! (apart from everything you just said)

Quote from: "Dracone"
Is it a true fact that on a level of how complex languages are, humpback whales have a more complex language than us? As in, language as a whole. All languages are related by certain bases, things that we have to make possible, otherwise there would be languages we could never use fully.


It doesn't seem so. Though whales do have the larget brain in the animal kingdom, this doesn't mean they're also the cleverest. Large brain size could just be the result of having alot of muscle to control. The structure of their brains are also more primitive (though not necessarily less effective).

Dolphins have shown some of the best communication skillz of the sea-mammals. They've been able to understand the importance of order in a sentence (e.g. knowing when to do what task in the order "swim through hoop then take box then eat fish). You wouldn't call this 'more complex' than our language, (though they had to learn sign language before communication was possible which perhaps limited their capability). If dolphins aren't more clever talkers than us, I doubt whales are.
Title: I will answer all your Questions
Post by: techhead on May 22, 2007, 03:19:56 am
Ravens are better at Tremulous than your average dolphin, thus proving their superior intelligence. (Sorry dolphins)
Title: I will answer all your Questions
Post by: PIE on May 22, 2007, 05:00:49 am
Quote from: "techhead"
Ravens are better at Tremulous than your average dolphin, thus proving their superior intelligence. (Sorry dolphins)

Is this based on kill count or building or helping out their team? I know for a fact ravens rarely ever play as aliens.. do you think that has something to do with the results?
Title: I will answer all your Questions
Post by: Glunnator on May 22, 2007, 02:18:11 pm
Quote from: "Nux"
Quote from: "E-Mxp"
How can you train your brain so you can bend a spoon........ with your mind!!! :D


Easy. The mind has this remarkable ability to cause things to happen. Whether it be making a finger press a button or making a foot kick a vending machine when pressing the button didn't work.

Simply focus your mind on making your body move into the kitchen. Tell one hand to take a spoon and another hand to light the stove. Now, by sheer force of will, have your hands bring the spoon to the flame and wait.

After peeling the spoon off the burned hand with your non-burned hand, you should then be able to check with both hands (still using those mind powers) whether it will bend yet. If not, repeat until so.

Dude, are you nuts?! What happened to the almighty "there is no spoon!"?! xD
Title: I will answer all your Questions
Post by: E-Mxp on May 22, 2007, 03:32:24 pm
Quote from: "Glunnator"
Dude, are you nuts?! What happened to the almighty "there is no spoon!"?! xD
OMG, I did it!!! I only realized that is isn't the spoon that bends... it's only myself :D

PS: I love the Matrix!!!
Title: I will answer all your Questions
Post by: Taiyo.uk on May 22, 2007, 03:52:53 pm
Quote from: "E-Mxp"
OMG, I did it!!! I only realized that is isn't the spoon that bends... it's only myself :D

Viva la relativity!
Title: I will answer all your Questions
Post by: techhead on May 22, 2007, 08:13:43 pm
Based on the fact that Ravens have the dexterity to move off of the telenode.
Title: I will answer all your Questions
Post by: Glunnator on May 22, 2007, 08:24:44 pm
Pteh! give a dolphin the limbs for it and he'll pwn us all!
Dolphins are far superior to all other races!
especially us humans!
 :eek:
Title: I will answer all your Questions
Post by: E-Mxp on May 23, 2007, 08:57:34 am
You got slapped in the face by a walking dolphin :D