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Title: Teh Breakfast Game
Post by: NastySam on June 28, 2007, 02:08:07 pm

Whatd you have for breakfast? (please convert to tremulous terms)
i had...
-3 fried alien eggs(eggs)
-1 glass of alien poison (orange juice)
-2 Toasted mashed dretches (toast)


mmmmm aliens

Title: Teh Breakfast Game
Post by: AllmanBros on June 28, 2007, 02:14:20 pm

:eek:

Title: Teh Breakfast Game
Post by: David on June 28, 2007, 04:21:39 pm

What.
The.
Fuck.

Today I ate a human team that didn't camp.  (I didn't eat any breakfast)

Come on people.  Get in first before the few good* jokes are done.

*Good = not-dismal

Title: Teh Breakfast Game
Post by: Evlesoa on June 28, 2007, 05:46:13 pm

I had human piss in colors (raspberry juice and cranberry)
ate some chopped human fingers (bacon)
had roasted human nails (nuts)
and... yea thats all :D

Title: Teh Breakfast Game
Post by: Plague Bringer on June 28, 2007, 05:48:53 pm

Dretch guts (Pudding)
Overmind ***** (PB sandwhich)

Title: Teh Breakfast Game
Post by: _Equilibrium_ on June 28, 2007, 05:52:17 pm

many pieces of human armor (tortilla chips)
chunks of chewed human flesh (chili)
acid from an acid tube (lemonade)

Title: Teh Breakfast Game
Post by: kaziorvb on June 28, 2007, 11:01:09 pm

few fried human heads  :human:  :human:  :human:  (toasts)
some overmind juice  :overmind: (orange juice)

reinforcements have arrived! (LUNCH TIME)

Title: Teh Breakfast Game
Post by: + OPTIMUS + on July 09, 2007, 11:17:12 am

I donno what was that, i just opened my mouth and they were FEEDING me.... (could be McDonalds)

Title: Teh Breakfast Game
Post by: A_Total_noob on July 09, 2007, 01:07:07 pm

-3 goon tongues between 2 soft acid tubes (Sandwich with 3 slices of ham)
-Acid tube filled with freshly squeezed dretch juice (Large mug of tea)

Title: Teh Breakfast Game
Post by: Evlesoa on July 09, 2007, 07:55:35 pm

If its JUICE... it cant be tea... durr

Maybe Tea flavored with Dretch Guts, yea...

Title: why can't we have our tea?
Post by: player1 on July 09, 2007, 08:59:56 pm

Quote from: "A_Total_noob"

-3 goon tongues between 2 soft acid tubes (Sandwich with 3 slices of ham)
-Acid tube filled with freshly squeezed dretch juice (Large mug of tea)

how entirely civilized...

As John Belushi sez: "Little Chocalate Donuts have been on my training table since I was a kid."

What's the Trem equivalent of a cup of coffee and a Marlboro? (Something like one smoking turret and a steaming beaker n00b-ians? Human beans...:p)

Standby "I eatz n00bz 4 breakfast" music, and... music: go!

Title: Teh Breakfast Game
Post by: Raytray on July 10, 2007, 02:13:35 am

Rifle pellets. (Dry cereal)

Title: Teh Breakfast Game
Post by: Steely Ann on July 10, 2007, 02:52:03 am

Armored human.

Good source of protein and plenty of iron, though perhaps a bit salty.  Probably all that pointless sprinting from my tyrant. *shrug*

Title: Teh Breakfast Game
Post by: Kaleo on July 10, 2007, 03:48:20 am

I had grangers...

No, seriously. No joke. I actually ate a whole hovel full of the things!

Title: Teh Breakfast Game
Post by: A_Total_noob on July 10, 2007, 10:26:20 am

:o

*ahem*

Ive just consumed...
-4 mashed marauder eyeballs (4 scrambled eggs)
-A hovel full of trapper spit (750ml tankard full of Earl Gray)

Title: it's healthier than it sounds
Post by: player1 on July 11, 2007, 02:35:02 pm

liquified Alien hatred (Vitamin Water)
dretch paste w/basi guts (Clif Bar)

Title: Teh Breakfast Game
Post by: Taiyo.uk on July 11, 2007, 04:11:39 pm

Your base (The Full English)

Title: I like the comparison, though
Post by: player1 on July 11, 2007, 04:56:17 pm

hmm, animal parts, in their own juices
with murky brown water
and beans