Tremulous Forum
Community => Off Topic => Topic started by: NastySam on June 28, 2007, 02:08:07 pm
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Whatd you have for breakfast? (please convert to tremulous terms)
i had...
-3 fried alien eggs(eggs)
-1 glass of alien poison (orange juice)
-2 Toasted mashed dretches (toast)
mmmmm aliens
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:eek:
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What.
The.
Fuck.
Today I ate a human team that didn't camp. (I didn't eat any breakfast)
Come on people. Get in first before the few good* jokes are done.
*Good = not-dismal
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I had human piss in colors (raspberry juice and cranberry)
ate some chopped human fingers (bacon)
had roasted human nails (nuts)
and... yea thats all :D
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Dretch guts (Pudding)
Overmind ***** (PB sandwhich)
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many pieces of human armor (tortilla chips)
chunks of chewed human flesh (chili)
acid from an acid tube (lemonade)
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few fried human heads :human: :human: :human: (toasts)
some overmind juice :overmind: (orange juice)
reinforcements have arrived! (LUNCH TIME)
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I donno what was that, i just opened my mouth and they were FEEDING me.... (could be McDonalds)
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-3 goon tongues between 2 soft acid tubes (Sandwich with 3 slices of ham)
-Acid tube filled with freshly squeezed dretch juice (Large mug of tea)
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If its JUICE... it cant be tea... durr
Maybe Tea flavored with Dretch Guts, yea...
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-3 goon tongues between 2 soft acid tubes (Sandwich with 3 slices of ham)
-Acid tube filled with freshly squeezed dretch juice (Large mug of tea)
how entirely civilized...
As John Belushi sez: "Little Chocalate Donuts have been on my training table since I was a kid."
What's the Trem equivalent of a cup of coffee and a Marlboro? (Something like one smoking turret and a steaming beaker n00b-ians? Human beans...:p)
Standby "I eatz n00bz 4 breakfast" music, and... music: go!
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Rifle pellets. (Dry cereal)
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Armored human.
Good source of protein and plenty of iron, though perhaps a bit salty. Probably all that pointless sprinting from my tyrant. *shrug*
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I had grangers...
No, seriously. No joke. I actually ate a whole hovel full of the things!
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:o
*ahem*
Ive just consumed...
-4 mashed marauder eyeballs (4 scrambled eggs)
-A hovel full of trapper spit (750ml tankard full of Earl Gray)
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liquified Alien hatred (Vitamin Water)
dretch paste w/basi guts (Clif Bar)
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Your base (The Full English)
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hmm, animal parts, in their own juices
with murky brown water
and beans