Tremulous Forum
Community => Off Topic => Topic started by: -IX- on August 28, 2007, 09:42:25 am
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It occurred to me only today. Players who feed with dretches do the little dretch-brains justice. They should be awarded for realistic conduct.
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Dretches can't help but feed! They have 25 health FFS!!!!
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thinks as a dretch :
you want to bite humans badly
try try try but they have ranged weapons. you need to go near them to taste their fresh meat. 25 17 10 you are DEAD
R.I.P.
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Because they don't know how to wallwalk so good. :(
Even when they do start wallwalking, it's in straight lines, which will be shot down almost just as fast. Gotta keep moving fast, turning and moving forward in random directions, not just strafing on the wall.
Also, they jump too much. I always laugh at the dretches that jump at you, hit a wall and lose all forward movement and keep jumping while they slowly slide along the wall.
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Even accepting your supposition that brain size is relative to IQ, which has never been formally proved, walking on walls for a dretch (or spider or anything else that does that) requires no more thought than flexing a common muscle group is for most humans. Here I make no assumptions of how much thought you require to accomplish that.
In every species there will be idiots. Here Homo sapiens proves the rule, not the exception.
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We shouldn't underestimate their instinct that sucks them towards the human like a mosquito. Their self-control, if any, is heavily lacking. That's my theory at least.
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Where the F* do you guys play?
Or do you only get newbs on the alien team?
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This isn't a strategy or tactic.
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yes but trolling is both
and now this thread is made of epic stragetorical win!
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But, like, Dretches totally have a chance of getting a decent kill/deaths ratio with constantly attacking the Human base at Stage 3!
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Two Haiku:
Hunting for some food
The dretch finds a lone human
Mass-driven quickly
Flamer leaves his base
Soon meets with swarms of dretches
Toasty food is best.
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this is blatantly off topic :evil: -kev
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i think ur cellphone is ringing [image]
Random spam?
Inspires me to write another haiku.
Luci spam annoys
But look at the bright side
Kills tons of dretches
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:D HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! OMG THAT WAS SOOO FUNNY ROFL LOL!
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hey wait did u see the actullall img?
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Don't doublepost, jackass :evil:
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Because it is so terribly exiting to join a game where a few big aliens are getting all the kills and the dretch can sit in a corner waiting for evo's. Combined with extreme humans camping this is about as boring as trem can get.
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shesh u dont have to be a fucktard about it illl just edit posts
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is "snb" short for Snotty Nosed Boy?
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Suck Nut Boy
Stupid Narcotic Bitch
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now now kids, we can discuss just what snb means in anotrher topic.
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sheesh im a noob to the fourms anmd this is how u treat me? omg i hate tremulous fourms ppl they dont have a sense of humor and i didnt no there was a rule about double postin
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sheesh im a noob to the fourms anmd this is how u treat me? omg i hate tremulous fourms ppl they dont have a sense of humor and i didnt no there was a rule about double postin
z0mg 40 year old virgin
z0mg Caveman threats every n3wb1e this wai!!
Zomg zomg me wants mummy
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I have a sense of humor, just ask noob plox.
Well, you are spamming quite a bit.
And generally speaking double posting is frowned upon.
But what does snb stand for?
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z0mg Caveman threats every n3wb1e this wai!!
Not true... s/n3wb1e/one/
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i wasnt talkin about u shadow ninja dude man and if u think wat ive posted is alot of spam ohhh ur in for a big suprise wen big time spammers come in sm cant even be kicked! PS:i liked that cell phone sig better than this one that one was funnny!
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i wasnt talkin about u shadow ninja dude man and if u think wat ive posted is alot of spam ohhh ur in for a big suprise wen big time spammers come in sm cant even be kicked! PS:i liked that cell phone avatar better than this one that one was funnny!
are you shadow ninja buddy?
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oh youre the one with the sense of humor! i like ur sense of humor any way no it doesnt stand for that
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I guess it just does not pay to "speak" 5 languages when you can't reall spell in either, ey snb?
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wtf! who cares how u freaken spell on the internet!
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wtf! who cares how u freaken spell on the internet!
if you want people to actually pay attention to what you write, then you should care.
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good job! put'er there (http://img443.imageshack.us/img443/76/naruto5wbap1.gif)
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wtf! who cares how u freaken spell on the internet!
Everyone who matters, and some who don't.
Get Firefox (http://www.mozilla.com/firefox/), now with built-in spellcheck.
good job! put'er there
<random crappy image>
I've addblocked all your pictures. Seriously, that sig PROVES you're a 12 year old.
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I still don't understand what degree of rudeness it takes to derail my scientific topic about the psychology of a dretch with your 12-year-old-girl animated attention-span stimulants.
And your spelling hurts my brain and those of fellow dretch-scientists.
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um oookkkk what? that didn't even make sense and i don't have crapple computers so addblocked didn't work LOL and you are REAlly bad at tellin age if u saw a 50 year old u'd probably think he was 20
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Sheesh, snb you are so dumb, that even a chicken has a higher IQ.
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already discussed part of the ONTOPIC dretchfeed stuff at The Way of the Feeder topic.
one that belongs here is:
a lucispammer has to kill 6 dretches to equip himself again will full helmet+larm+luci+battpack+nade.
first dretch poisons, second bites, medkit should be used, then another poison, another bite, +1 bite, irradiation --> dead. he is killed halfway to alien base.
hummie gets 999frags, but doesnt see any acid tubes till timelimit hit.
thats why dretches feed them, and thats why they really SHOULD feed them :-P
otherwise they'd march to base and rape eggs and om.
(http://turbo.lovebox.hu/users/43/07/0008/pic-02304241-091a7f.jpg)
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i don't have crapple computers so addblocked didn't work LOL
Adblock is an extension for Firefox (http://www.mozilla.com/firefox/). It blocks any images you want to block, and it works on any computer. You are dumb.
/g_onTopic 1
Dretches don't mean to feed, they just want to hug the humans. Humans are wimps though and so when the dretches hug the humans the humans get hurt. This causes the humans to think that the dretches are attacking, and so the humans start killing the friendly dretches. After the humans start firing, the dretches rush to remove the weapons, because guns aren't toys, and thus, shouldn't be played with.
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Lucifer goes out
But thanks to helpful dretches
Dies before the tubes
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Stars flying towards OM
Bugs gather around its light
Timelimit hits
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nice try Optimus, but count again, you phailed :O
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, that sig PROVES your a 12 year old.[/size]
you may have firefox with built-in spellcheck but you still phial.
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well, I've seen many luci vielder who could NOT come to half court even on atcs corridor. not to mention OM touchdown...:-P
the point is, that dretchspam, even if it is feeding in a way, CAN prevent base destruction. with a bunch of luck ofc...
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Haiku are quite hard
Sometimes you screw it up bad
So count it again
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techhead is the l33t haikz00r ofc, sorry for the humble try :-D
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soo did this post from like the main subject go to haikus or is whoever making a haiku just spamming.....
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thats why it's in the Off-Topic section, dude.
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Off-Topic is for
discussions of dretch-feeding
and making haikus
On-Topic I'd say
little bugs can learn the ways
to not feed too much
ell-oh-ell, mofo
u b da en-oh-oh-bee
dretch b da shock troop
from twisted riddles
pearls of elemental truth
are cast before swine
which is to say that
QFT both Optimus
and NT Dracone
non-respectingly
speaking of course I'd hate to
confuse the issue
:D :) :P 8) :wink:
:eek: :-? :( :o :O D: :x
:evil: :cry: :oops: :P :roll:
blue into red hall
brown bug on ceiling counts coup
will he bite you too?
summer has scorched us
yet again and now recedes
a once-ridden wave
full the green corn moon
empties her basket of fruit
a tangle of vines
cat walking on desk
can't see to read my own words
where is the canned air?
cognoscenti know
aficionados see
haiku can be fun
post one-thousand one
dedicated to techhead
emoticon: :wub:
alternate ending
substitute for the last line
less-than symbol three
Noobius"]you may have spellcheck but you still phial.
LOLling @ u, son
don't u know that's pretty vile
Matt can't be bottled
http://turbo.lovebox.hu/users/43/07/0008/pic-02304241-091a7f.jpg
grangerz r t3h green
dretches r t3h brown my friend
battle-grangerz go!
OM under stairs
eggspam too and hanging tubes
forward booster plz
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Noobius"]you may have spellcheck but you still phial.
LOLling @ u, son
don't u know that's pretty vile
Matt can't be bottled
american or polish? enough said.
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haikus that dont rhyme suck
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you're not out of luck
sir haikus-that-don't-rhyme-suck
i do give a fuck
that's one-oh-oh-two
i made a haiku for you
it even rhymes too
smarter than a fox
fakers can't be t3h n00b pl0x
"NO!" to flaming socks
why do dretches feed?
some would say there is a need
some have not agreed
poems just for you
i hope that u won't b blue
u know that it's true
now these have all rhymed
some might say they were ill-timed
cheese and wit combined
this is the last post
now i shall propose a toast
*raises glass to host*
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wEVER!!! lol im leev'in the crapopolis lucitards!LOL
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snb should be the forum mascot. We could keep him locked up in the basement to show guests or something.
well, I've seen many luci vielder who could NOT come to half court even on atcs corridor. not to mention OM touchdown...:-P
Holy shit, I think you just inspired a great mod: Tremulous Football. The alt-fire on all guns could throw the ball (which would mean when you've got luci and the ball you can't use your charge shot), and if the aliens score a touchdown to the human reac, they get to try to dretch-punt a field goal! This thread just got a hell of a lot better again.
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snb should be the forum mascot. We could keep him locked up in the basement to show guests or something.
This is genius. Someone give this guy a cookie or summin.
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whats with all the freaking haikus!?
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I guess it just does not pay to "speak" 5 languages when you can't reall spell in either, ey snb?
theoretical situation
u are on your vacations abroad
hooker on drugs just cut off your dick
before u fade from blood lost
u can call 4 ambulance since u CAN
speak sum foreign language - good thing
good spelling want save your cawk ^^
p.s. i think its easier to "upgrade" your
spelling ability
than learn languages
good 4 him