Tremulous Forum
Community => Off Topic => Topic started by: sleekslacker on September 17, 2007, 07:43:14 am
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I woke up this morning and a shocking thought came to me suddenly.
What if the reality is.. this forum is a big conspiracy against us ?
All the admins, most of the clone accounts.
They must have been the same person.
And F0rqu3.. yes f0rqu3 ! He is not real. And Timbo too.
All I ever hear of Dolby is his stickified FAQ thread and silly but funny post.
We don't have a proof that he even exists !
Evlesoa, PFB, and all other random stupidity we experienced.. it could have been an experiment in disguise ! They must have been watching us, with silence stalking us.
That's why Evlesoa never got banned. They wanted to introduce the silly factor slowly but repetitively. Killing our inside slowly, yet so many new victims keep coming to this forum.
I am pointing my finger at you Mr Conspirator.
I KNOW NOW
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OMG! TALIBANS #2 !!
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BLAME THE SOVIETS!
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I LET MY DOG HUMP MY CAT
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(http://www.custersoft.de/forum/AllYourBase.gif)
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OMG IT'S A CA CA CA CAVEMANN !!
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OMG! HIDE NAO IDIOTZ!
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Where was the erase member's memory button again...
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OHH NOEZ ! EVERYONE WEAR ANTI-MOD POWERS MASK NAO!!!
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(http://img235.imageshack.us/img235/1600/n9324337408168425036ul9.jpg)
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Where was the erase member's memory button again...
Lol, next to your summon bacon button.
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I woke up this morning and a shocking thought came to me suddenly.
What if the reality is.. this forum is a big conspiracy against us ?
All the admins, most of the clone accounts.
They must have been the same person.
And F0rqu3.. yes f0rqu3 ! He is not real. And Timbo too.
All I ever hear of Dolby is his stickified FAQ thread and silly but funny post.
We don't have a proof that he even exists !
Evlesoa, PFB, and all other random stupidity we experienced.. it could have been an experiment in disguise ! They must have been watching us, with silence stalking us.
That's why Evlesoa never got banned. They wanted to introduce the silly factor slowly but repetitively. Killing our inside slowly, yet so many new victims keep coming to this forum.
I am pointing my finger at you Mr Conspirator.
I KNOW NOW
(http://img130.imageshack.us/img130/2310/lolcatsdotcomw9cbe78285qj6.jpg) (http://imageshack.us)
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I woke up this morning and a shocking thought came to me suddenly.
What if the reality is.. this forum is a big conspiracy against us ?
All the admins, most of the clone accounts.
They must have been the same person.
And F0rqu3.. yes f0rqu3 ! He is not real. And Timbo too.
All I ever hear of Dolby is his stickified FAQ thread and silly but funny post.
We don't have a proof that he even exists !
Evlesoa, PFB, and all other random stupidity we experienced.. it could have been an experiment in disguise ! They must have been watching us, with silence stalking us.
That's why Evlesoa never got banned. They wanted to introduce the silly factor slowly but repetitively. Killing our inside slowly, yet so many new victims keep coming to this forum.
I am pointing my finger at you Mr Conspirator.
I KNOW NOW
if the conspiricy were true wouldnt they ban you for your knowledge or on the other hand they may leave you alone to avoid suspicion then again they might and just say no crazies but i think its more like ly that they wouldnt.....ahhh paradox
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psst - none of this is real
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psst - none of this is real
or maybe our entire universe is an atom on the ass of some giant alien the reality would be reactive wouldn't it?
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(http://img110.imageshack.us/img110/3425/rawrgw2.jpg)
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(http://i242.photobucket.com/albums/ff104/superfli31/yoda.jpg)
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so far it's an alien cat conspiracy
Where was the erase member's memory button again...
have I met you before?
there was this flash on my screen and then I...
woke up here
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I woke up this morning and a shocking thought came to me suddenly.
What if the reality is.. this forum is a big conspiracy against us ?
All the admins, most of the clone accounts.
They must have been the same person.
I think I would know if I were the same person.... or would I?
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OK we can rule him out as the dominant personality
ahhh paradox
what paradox got to do with it?
you don't think he perfected the sock-puppet bot...?
oh noez t3h soxbot!!!
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OK we can rule him out as the dominant personality
ahhh paradox
what paradox got to do with it?
you don't think he perfected the sock-puppet bot...?
oh noez t3h soxbot!!!
...sorry i meant contradiction
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theories!
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OK we can rule him out as the dominant personality
ahhh paradox
what paradox got to do with it?
you don't think he perfected the sock-puppet bot...?
oh noez t3h soxbot!!!
...sorry i meant contradiction
no you didn't (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=teMlv3ripSM)
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wow this is disturbing. anyone else feel like they want to crawl in a corner and hide?
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OK we can rule him out as the dominant personality
ahhh paradox
what paradox got to do with it?
you don't think he perfected the sock-puppet bot...?
oh noez t3h soxbot!!!
...sorry i meant contradiction
no you didn't (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=teMlv3ripSM)
yep youre right thats not what i meant but its what i was thinking i get the two confused sometimes :P or did i, yes i did, no i didnt ,yes i did
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wow this is disturbing. anyone else feel like they want to crawl in a corner and hide?
this is fun has anyone ever quoted themselves
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never
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oh i must be a looser then lol
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player1 youre such a hypocrite
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u guyz should start a clan
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O.o really now?
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see what did i tell you the most fun youll ever have
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* looks at Survivor and PIE sheepishly *
( dOn't believe what they say. LIES . )
Also a good news.
We have ruled out Timbo involvement in this conspiracy. He has joined our brethren just yesterday night.
He walks funny right now, but we have high hopes that he can start coding soon.
(http://satgnu.net/portraits/timbo.jpg)
(http://www.cyberpunkreview.com/images/matrix26.jpg)
As one of the girls in our ship stated, sexy.
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The conspiracy is my doing. I have convinced you that you are sentient, individual beings when in reality you are all my captive slaves. I pwn at this so much that you still think that you're just reading a forum about a computer game.
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The conspiracy is my doing. I have convinced you that you are sentient, individual beings when in reality you are all my captive slaves. I pwn at this so much that you still think that you're just reading a forum about a computer game.
Yes.. the best way to subdue you for this long Taiyo was to make you think you were the one in charge the whole time...
In reality you only had just started living 4 minutes before you made that post and everything before it was flashed straight to your brain.. imaginary memories we have used so many times before.... it doesn't matter that I tell you this now though, because we only needed 30 minutes to take complete control and now it is already to late.. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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THIS NOOBTHREAD IS DUMBING MY BRAIN@@@@
I MEAN SRSLY, LOOK AT THE ABOVE SENTENCE.
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(http://img220.imageshack.us/img220/6607/iconeeknt6.gif) :eek: :D
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THIS NOOBTHREAD IS DUMBING MY BRAIN@@@@
I MEAN SRSLY, LOOK AT THE ABOVE SENTENCE.
yesssss join ussss muwahahahahahaack *cough cough*
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thats ok we cant dumb what we dont have :eek:
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sweet! *spins around in swivel chair blissfully unaware of the matrix around him*
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What part do I play in all this? Am I just another part in the computer that is Earth? Beacause you must know that the mice are controlling us otherwise you wouldn't be here. But maybe you wouldn't be here because of Deep Thought or maybe any of these forum admins that lurk around on the forums until this topic gets too off topic which is when the lock comes in.
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What part do I play in all this? Am I just another part in the computer that is Earth? Beacause you must know that the mice are controlling us otherwise you wouldn't be here. But maybe you wouldn't be here because of Deep Thought or maybe any of these forum admins that lurk around on the forums until this topic gets too off topic which is when the lock comes in.
Who told you that..:x the mice don't exist and 42 is not a real number.. its all machines... SHHH.. wtf do you think you are doing..
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You took both pills didn't you.
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You took both pills didn't you.
no if you do that a black hole opens up inside of your head and sucks you up..brain first it then promptly closes and you exit the tank a corpse
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@PIE-- I read it in a book once the book is called the hitch hiker's guide to the galaxy. Is it propaganda against the ruling government?
@Taiyo-- No, I took all three!
@NastySam-- I still have a brain, well at least i tink i do, maby i eated it, may be sit on it. Can't tink anymowe. I feewl deaded.
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@PIE-- I read it in a book once the book is called the hitch hiker's guide to the galaxy. Is it propaganda against the ruling government?
@Taiyo-- No, I took all three!
@NastySam-- I still have a brain, well at least i tink i do, maby i eated it, may be sit on it. Can't tink anymowe. I feewl deaded.
no i sent it to the cleaners....a month ago....what was i talking about?
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If you take both pills, bad stuff happens. The matrix crashes, all the files AND the backups are corrupted, the red bubbles with people stop working, the people in the jars drown and die, the machines shut down from lack of power, and Zion is left to repopulate the earth. However, Zion later dies from lack of food, given that there is no sunlight.
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i remember when in my younger days
by a coincident i overheard my parents having sex
after this event the feeling of global conspiracy
was following me for about month ^______^
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i remember when in my younger days
by a coincident i overheard my parents having sex
after this event the feeling of global conspiracy
was following me for about month ^______^
AAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW that is groty i think im scarred for life
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If you take both pills, bad stuff happens. The matrix crashes, all the files AND the backups are corrupted, the red bubbles with people stop working, the people in the jars drown and die, the machines shut down from lack of power, and Zion is left to repopulate the earth. However, Zion later dies from lack of food, given that there is no sunlight.
No... actually you just get never ending diarrhea...
i remember when in my younger days
by a coincident i overheard my parents having sex
after this event the feeling of global conspiracy
was following me for about month ^______^
I have word your parents are conspiring to have sex again... soon.. :eek:
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i remember when in my younger days
by a coincident i overheard my parents having sex
after this event the feeling of global conspiracy
was following me for about month ^______^
I have word your parents are conspiring to have sex again... soon.. :eek:
ill get the popcorn
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...and I'll set up the payfilth cam.
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i remember when in my younger days
by a coincident i overheard my parents having sex
after this event the feeling of global conspiracy
was following me for about month ^______^
I have word your parents are conspiring to have sex again... soon.. :eek:
ill get the popcorn
ROFL!
Anything else someone wants? A drink? A pirated copy of the film?
Lets sit down and enjoy. :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:
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(http://img220.imageshack.us/img220/6607/iconeeknt6.gif) :eek: :D
dis r fred winnar. end discushun :P
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I have word your parents are conspiring to have sex again... soon.. :eek:
Anything else someone wants?
yes
i want u to knew that they dont have sex anymor
my mom is not the most normal person on the planet
but i think she prefers men that are alive
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I have word your parents are conspiring to have sex again... soon.. :eek:
Anything else someone wants?
yes
i want u to knew that they dont have sex anymor
my mom is not the most normal person on the planet
but i think she prefers men that are alive
.......is she hot? ill conspire to have sex with your mom in front of you. Just call me dad :D
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i want u to knew that they dont have sex anymor
my mom is not the most normal person on the planet
but i think she prefers men that are alive
.......is she hot? ill conspire to have sex with your mom in front of you. Just call me dad :D
....What a nice offer... You truly have a heart of gold. :roll:
Just wait.. until my scheme to bring forth armiess of living dead comes to fruition and ana_nana_nuka's pissed off zombie father eats your brains.. not that all of them won't be eating everyone's brains.. but he will eat your brains the most.
(Sorry if your dad is really dead, but if he isn't may you feel the wrath of the zombie army!)
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i want u to knew that they dont have sex anymor
my mom is not the most normal person on the planet
but i think she prefers men that are alive
.......is she hot? ill conspire to have sex with your mom in front of you. Just call me dad :D
....What a nice offer... You truly have a heart of gold. :roll:
Just wait.. until my scheme to bring forth armiess of living dead comes to fruition and ana_nana_nuka's pissed off zombie father eats your brains.. not that all of them won't be eating everyone's brains.. but he will eat your brains the most.
(Sorry if your dad is really dead, but if he isn't may you feel the wrath of the zombie army!)
yeah well....she aint gettin it aywhere else she needs a mercy lay :P