Tremulous Forum
Community => Off Topic => Topic started by: NastySam on September 17, 2007, 03:19:54 pm
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ok so my other topic was locked last night after i posted while i was drunk, i apologise to anyone i may have offended (enen though i doubt it would offend anyone) but hey im payin for it with this hangover and still having to write a 5 page history paper so yeah..... :(
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We don't care
and stop drinking..
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well i still have moral standings that i go by if i do something when im drunk that say gets a topic closed im going to appologise simple as that.....ill still be an asshole but im an asshole with morals, and i know i should stop drinking beer i hate the taste but my friends are to cheap to buy vodka with me =(
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Find new friends then.
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ha yeah right all the other people around here are preppy or emo my friends are the only normal ones....my normal i mean a black guy that acts white a fat punk kid a guy paranoid of the zombie apocalypse and big bird...(hes got a realllllly big nose)
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Niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice...
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yeah i know but its still better then being friends with preppy or emo people oh theres also some stoners
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real alcoholics drink colorless, odorless, tasteless hard liquor
vodka is for pros
beer is for the ride in
save up and buy the big plastic gallon jug on the bottom shelf
Guinness is bread in a glass (I'm drinking one right now)
cheers!
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hell yes i hate beer of all kinds i have to drink 3 before i can drink with out wanting to barf. thats why i love vodka all i can taste is strong =)
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beer is like hookers
cheaper is not better
buy the good stuff
if you can get it in a grocery store, it's crap
if they advertise it on TV, it's crap
if it comes in a can, it's crap
if you can get a forty of it, it's crap
if a six-pack costs less than six bucks, it's crap
would you rather nail one centerfold model or twelve crack whores?
think about your colon
before you have to push it back up your ass with a stick
it will thank you later
when it does not fall out of your butt
let ur friends poison themselves with swill
rise above the crowd
be a snob
they won't be around in twenty years when your prostate falls out
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+1
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OMG I AM SO OFFENDED
IMMA SUE YOUR ASS
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beer is like hookers
cheaper is not better
buy the good stuff
if you can get it in a grocery store, it's crap
if they advertise it on TV, it's crap
if it comes in a can, it's crap
if you can get a forty of it, it's crap
if a six-pack costs less than six bucks, it's crap
would you rather nail one centerfold model or twelve crack whores?
think about your colon
before you have to push it back up your ass with a stick
it will thank you later
when it does not fall out of your butt
let ur friends poison themselves with swill
rise above the crowd
be a snob
they won't be around in twenty years when your prostate falls out
+1
OMG I AM SO OFFENDED
IMMA SUE YOUR ASS
psh go drink your $3 24 pack til you shit out your liver
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i think he's starting to get the hang of this place
note to nasty sam:
pl0x is never serious
even when he's serious
which could be serious
i like 2 play sirius
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Only if he can keep his liquor.
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I dont drink. and if youre wondering why, ask yourself this: What am i like when im drunk?
:wink:
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well guys, imho we can make a topic and start a "1337 alcoholicz of Tr3m" contest...
but ofc there is no measure of that :-S
but still, if anyone of you are coming 2 Budapest(capitol of hungary) just ask me and we can make a drinking competition.
U name the b00z, i name the limit (or switched). and then we play LAN 1vs1 ^^
winner pays!!!
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well tonight its crazy ass suggar rush now booze so time is moving verry slow for me................holy crap my eye is twitching!
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time is moving slow...? BULLET TIME!!!
catch a MassDriver and own the Prooooz Man XD
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time is moving slow...? BULLET TIME!!!
catch a MassDriver and own the Prooooz Man XD
DUDE! im gona fucking try that................i fell... but it still looked cool..where the massdriver came from i have no idea!
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Beer does not get the job done. Straight 100% rubbing alcohol for the pros!
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*raises his glass to Hungary*
Guinness will do for today
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Beer does not get the job done. Straight 100% rubbing alcohol for the pros!
i tryed that once! i got gas
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well okok, lets take it serious.
Tremulous Guide To Da Drunk
let's say u SOMEHOW joined Humans (maybe ur girlfriend helped u) and u could manage to spawn as a Rifler.
Step No1:
-Stay on base and keep pressing Taunt button (i guiness its default 'f')="COMEON" 'till you get credits to buy a MassDriver.
Step No2:
-Try to find the only GR33N place on the playground = the ARMOURY to buy the forementioned weapon (*w00t?-Mass Driver).
WARNING: at tremor, the Plants where you can also hear the water sound,are also green. But as the chances of getting to tremor being so f*kin' drunk are extremely low, so just keep on chasing the green stuff. If someone is spamming WTF R U DOIN', start a Vote for changing map.
Step No3:
-Pray some to your girfriend again to help u to sell your Rifle and buying MD, or call your closest Tr3m-1337 friend to tell you your bind button for this (in this case, u have to Pray for your girlfriend to help ou to read the phone number of him, so it's still a hard way)
Step No4:
-U have to make some systematic tryouts of every movement buttons of yours (officially W,S,A,D). Press each of them for a time, and if you experience the 'OUCH' sound, you probably got out of your base.
Step No5:
-Now you got over the hard stuff. Probably you are surrounded by aliens, but as your movements are so "basilisk-gassed", dodging is already fixed >>> not a single alien can touch you.
Step No6:
-Well, this is the tactical part. You must admit that your MIND is actually lagging. But here is a simple code where you can easily count your delay of shooting:
(Beers x 0,2) + (Vine x 0,5) + (Shotz x 4) / (girls u've been kissing with but u dont remember) + (Dustbins you've been "throwing-up"into) x (IRL Admins[=securityguys] you've been thrown OUT by x 2) x (IRL Servers[=pubs] you've been banned from x 4) x 314 milliseconds.
Step No7:
-so as you managed to OWN, and getting accused by using aimbot, try to concentrate for the following letters to type:
a.) T [activating chat - proably this is already a reflex of yours...]
b.) S [=direction BACKWARD]
c.) T [yes, again, but this time u don't have to push it THAT hard ^^]
d.) F [just like pressing the COMEONE]
e.) U [well this is the hardest part, this letter is apprximately in the middle of the keyboard]
Step No8:
-ofc u got kicked, and now you can have the time for SOOO MUCH MINERAL WATER (non-sparkling), and getting asleep
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LOL sry I was drunk XD
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0,2 0,5
euro alert
btw, if you do this ryanw will hunt you down and spam his "DONT DRINK AND MASS DRIVE!" or "Excuse me sir, I have reason to believe you have been mass driving under the influence. May I see your license and registration please?" binds at you.
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0,2 0,5
euro alert
btw, if you do this ryanw will hunt you down and spam his "DONT DRINK AND MASS DRIVE!" or "Excuse me sir, I have reason to believe you have been mass driving under the influence. May I see your license and registration please?" binds at you.
oooooooo clever :D
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well, as ganja people say:
DONT'D DRINK AND (mass)DRIVE
SMOKE, AND (jetpack)FLY
lol, well i have this dualcore addictivity lol
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well, as ganja people say:
DONT'D DRINK AND (mass)DRIVE
SMOKE, AND (jetpack)FLY
lol, well i have this dualcore addictivity lol
plz, no moar.
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i control the horizontal and the vertical and now i control the more or the less and i say MORE GIVE ME MORE BAD JOKES!!!
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well... I'm srry i was drunk... but hey isn't it the whole point of this topic?
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well... I'm srry i was drunk... but hey isn't it the whole point of this topic?
eh well actually the point of the topic was i was apologising for posting drunk....but i as the creator of this topic hereby change it to be about alcohol in general ^^ from this point on
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I always knew Opti wasn't ever in a sane state of mind but this is just so in-f*ck*ng-sane that it is actually awesome! :eek: :D :eek: :D :eek: :D
also Guiness is overrated 8) Try Staropramen Černy or Delirium Tremens :wink:
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ill try neither thank you ill just avoid beer