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Title: whats youre favourite self-contradictory statement?
Post by: NastySam on September 18, 2007, 01:59:42 pm
mine is "i only know what i dont know" or perhaps "i am a liar"
Title: whats youre favourite self-contradictory statement?
Post by: kevlarman on September 18, 2007, 05:11:32 pm
military intelligence
microsoft works
Title: whats youre favourite self-contradictory statement?
Post by: _Equilibrium_ on September 18, 2007, 05:12:13 pm
Quote from: "Smokey"
Quote from: "DoDFlux"
Browsing the Zilla Site I found something that may interest this topic:

Quote from: "Smokey"
Here are some ethics to go by when we're in a clan match.

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-Don't Get Cocky and no Talking Shit, It's a fast way to lose, and to make us look bad.

-Respect the other team, No need to call them noobs or campers.

-*other rules*

Failure to abide by these rules will probably get you kicked from the clan. So follow them. Thanks.


Look at the first two rules theyve made for clan matches, odd they dont follow their own rules

Shows how stupid you really are, Ethics != Rules


Quote from: "TBob"
Zilla Site-
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Here are some ethics to go by when we're in a clan match.


Same Page on Zilla site-
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Failure to abide by these rules will probably get you kicked from the clan. So follow them. Thanks.


kekekekekeke

I don't have a problem with any of these people, but i read this topic the other day and found it frickin funny.
Title: whats youre favourite self-contradictory statement?
Post by: sSopris on September 18, 2007, 09:06:47 pm
"Your a fucking loser."
Title: whats youre favourite self-contradictory statement?
Post by: Survivor on September 18, 2007, 09:22:57 pm
I never repeat the same thing twice.
Title: whats youre favourite self-contradictory statement?
Post by: NastySam on September 18, 2007, 09:31:36 pm
Quote from: "kevlarman"

microsoft works

+1
Title: whats youre favourite self-contradictory statement?
Post by: Steely Ann on September 18, 2007, 09:48:26 pm
"Same difference".
Title: seven steps to heaven?
Post by: player1 on September 19, 2007, 01:01:10 am
ALL STATEMENTS ARE IN SOME SENSE TRUE
The word of the law is Will
IN SOME SENSE FALSE
All questions of the Law are to be decided only by appeal to my writings
IN SOME SENSE MEANINGLESS
each for him- or herself
IN SOME SENSE TRUE AND FALSE
Every man and woman is a star
IN SOME SENSE TRUE AND MEANINGLESS
Do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the Law
IN SOME SENSE FALSE AND MEANINGLESS
Thou hast no right but to do thy will
AND IN SOME SENSE TRUE AND FALSE AND MEANINGLESS
Love is the law, love under will
Title: whats youre favourite self-contradictory statement?
Post by: Plague Bringer on September 19, 2007, 01:41:18 am
Their are three misteaks in this sentence.
Title: whats youre favourite self-contradictory statement?
Post by: n00b pl0x on September 19, 2007, 02:58:43 am
bringer, that is the easiest puzzle on the fase of the earth.

"you make no seance"
Title: whats youre favourite self-contradictory statement?
Post by: NastySam on September 19, 2007, 03:12:56 am
Quote from: "n00b pl0x"
bringer, that is the easiest puzzle on the fase of the earth.

"you make no seance"

ok i have to give you props on this one *thumbs up* glade miy bad spelng cud hepl  :P
Title: whats youre favourite self-contradictory statement?
Post by: n00b pl0x on September 19, 2007, 03:13:50 am
:P
Title: whats youre favourite self-contradictory statement?
Post by: sSopris on September 20, 2007, 12:17:46 am
Someone, I think it was AoD|Sassy was using this one as a bind:

Winning is for losers!
Title: whats youre favourite self-contradictory statement?
Post by: Computer[SU] on September 20, 2007, 12:47:48 am
My personal favorite on these boards is when topic spammers accuse each other of topic spamming.  It looks something like this:

 
Quote from: "n00b pl0x"
Quote from: "sleekslacker"
:roll:

n00b pl0x being a noob spamming the forum with his crap again. :roll:


 :roll:

sleekslacker being a retard by spamming himself, and then talking about me spamming :roll:


The best part is, they could go on forever:

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Quote
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u spam


that is spam I no spam


no u spammed right there I sees it!

stop spamming


that was spam, ur hypokrit
Title: whats youre favourite self-contradictory statement?
Post by: ana_nana_nuka on September 20, 2007, 10:33:20 am
back on topic:

black people
Title: whats youre favourite self-contradictory statement?
Post by: I don't have a name :(­ on September 20, 2007, 10:56:15 am
nigga
Title: whats youre favourite self-contradictory statement?
Post by: NastySam on September 20, 2007, 03:17:34 pm
wtfomg dawg
Title: whats youre favourite self-contradictory statement?
Post by: sleekslacker on September 20, 2007, 06:35:42 pm
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SO LET ME GET THIS STR8. YOU WANT YOUR OPINION TO BE HEARD, SO THAT THE OP WILL CHANGE THE WAY THIS THREAD WORKS, BUT YOUR OPINION INVOLVES THE OP TAKING HIS OPINIONS OUT OF HIS THREAD. LOL AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO

DO NOT GET

ALSO:
QUOTE OF THE BRINGER OF PLAGUES
Reviews focus on creativity and originality. Just because you got a low grade from me doesn't mean your HUD is crap. END QUOOT

I BELIEVE, YOU SIR, JUST GOT OWNED BY A PERSON WHO REFUSES TO TURN CAPSLOCK OFF. HOW DOES THAT MAKE YOU FEEL?


Self-pwnage. Now everyone knows what a moron you are.


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1. YOUR EXAMPLE IS AN EXAMPLE OF CHILDREN IN GRADESCHOOL. THAT SHOWS JUST HOW ELEMENTARY YOUR MIND IS BE. 99% OF PEOPLE IN THE TREMULOUS COMMUNITY ARE OUT OF ELEMENTARY, SHOW AT LEAST A DROP OF COMMON SENSE, AND CAN FIGURE OUT THAT THOSE REVIEWS ARE JUST GUIDELINES AND THE OP'S OPINIONS.


This post is a good example of children-in-grade-school behavior.



Not really contradictory per se, but the ironic elements are mildly amusing.
Title: whats youre favourite self-contradictory statement?
Post by: n00b pl0x on September 20, 2007, 10:15:21 pm
Quote from: "sleekslacker"
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SO LET ME GET THIS STR8. YOU WANT YOUR OPINION TO BE HEARD, SO THAT THE OP WILL CHANGE THE WAY THIS THREAD WORKS, BUT YOUR OPINION INVOLVES THE OP TAKING HIS OPINIONS OUT OF HIS THREAD. LOL AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO

DO NOT GET

ALSO:
QUOTE OF THE BRINGER OF PLAGUES
Reviews focus on creativity and originality. Just because you got a low grade from me doesn't mean your HUD is crap. END QUOOT

I BELIEVE, YOU SIR, JUST GOT OWNED BY A PERSON WHO REFUSES TO TURN CAPSLOCK OFF. HOW DOES THAT MAKE YOU FEEL?


Self-pwnage. Now everyone knows what a moron you are.


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1. YOUR EXAMPLE IS AN EXAMPLE OF CHILDREN IN GRADESCHOOL. THAT SHOWS JUST HOW ELEMENTARY YOUR MIND IS BE. 99% OF PEOPLE IN THE TREMULOUS COMMUNITY ARE OUT OF ELEMENTARY, SHOW AT LEAST A DROP OF COMMON SENSE, AND CAN FIGURE OUT THAT THOSE REVIEWS ARE JUST GUIDELINES AND THE OP'S OPINIONS.


This post is a good example of children-in-grade-school behavior.



Not really contradictory per se, but the ironic elements are mildly amusing.


if youre going to try to convince people im a spamming moron, at least explain yourself in your own thread, stating your retarded theories on how i might be one. spammer.
Title: whats youre favourite self-contradictory statement?
Post by: sleekslacker on September 20, 2007, 11:20:54 pm
Whoaa cool it down mate we are just having some fun here.

Self-contradictory statement of the day ( or night, depending on which side of the earth you are .. and intriguingly, it's actually early morning over here :D ).

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explain yourself in your own thread