Tremulous Forum
Community => Off Topic => Topic started by: NastySam on September 26, 2007, 10:37:13 pm
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everyone list puns
She sucks at giving head.
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I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.
I couldn't quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me.
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.
There was a sign on the lawn at a drug re-hab center that said 'Keep off the Grass'.
Police were called to a daycare where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.
To write with a broken pencil is pointless.
Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I'll show you A-flat minor. (a flat miner)
A bicycle can't stand on its own because it is two-tired. (too tired)
A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said 'No change yet'.