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Community => Off Topic => Topic started by: NastySam on September 26, 2007, 10:37:13 pm

Title: puns...cuz im bored
Post by: NastySam on September 26, 2007, 10:37:13 pm
everyone list puns

She sucks at giving head.
Title: puns...cuz im bored
Post by: Plague Bringer on September 26, 2007, 10:43:22 pm
I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.

I couldn't quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me.

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.

There was a sign on the lawn at a drug re-hab center that said 'Keep off the Grass'.

Police were called to a daycare where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.

To write with a broken pencil is pointless.

Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I'll show you A-flat minor. (a flat miner)

A bicycle can't stand on its own because it is two-tired. (too tired)

A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said 'No change yet'.