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Community => Off Topic => Topic started by: zybork on December 07, 2007, 09:14:27 pm

Title: How many Tremulous players does it take to change a lightbulb?
Post by: zybork on December 07, 2007, 09:14:27 pm
Alien team: One.

You got this granger, right?, and it screws things up. By screwing the bulb up, it gets deconstructed, then, it reconstructs it so finally, the bulb is changed.

You mave have some dretches and tyrants running around hunting down humans to keep the granger save during the changing of the bulb, but that's the only interference from the teammates.

Human team: ... well, that's a bit more sophisticated.

First, you have this noob camper, right? He gets killed thirteen times, then he shots a dretch by accident and gets enough money to buy a shotgun. With this gun, he will stand in the way waiting for another dretch crossing his path, feeling like the terminator himself. Because the camper is unaware of the fact that aliens can sense humans and know who is standing there, they won't. Eventually a dragoon will chomp him down.

Nonetheless, this camper is standing in the way. Another noob will realize the troubles within the base and will deconstruct the whole base to be able to place it somewhere else to change the lightbulb on a much better place where you can see approaching aliens from all sides - which also means that aliens can spot it as well and it is nearly impossible to defend, but who cares? Unfortunately, this doesn't work out because the builder is being bitten by some dretches.

The lightbulb doesn't get changed, alien team wins.
Title: Re: How many Tremulous players does it take to change a lightbulb?
Post by: The MC Horton Crankfire on December 08, 2007, 12:12:32 am
Not bad, not bad. I can't help but think of ATCS when I think of this scenario lol.
Title: Re: How many Tremulous players does it take to change a lightbulb?
Post by: + OPTIMUS + on December 08, 2007, 12:37:55 am
 ::)
How many lightbulbs does it take to change a Tremulous player?
 ::)
Title: Re: How many Tremulous players does it take to change a lightbulb?
Post by: Basilisco on December 08, 2007, 12:47:43 am
Real answer: It doesn't matter, you can't buy a replacement lightbulb at the armoury anyway :)
Title: Re: How many Tremulous players does it take to change a lightbulb?
Post by: PIE on December 08, 2007, 01:54:42 am
You're right.. that is why maps should stick with the light that seems to come from nowhere at all that is generated by magic!
Title: Re: How many Tremulous players does it take to change a lightbulb?
Post by: Taiyo.uk on December 08, 2007, 01:58:00 am
Who cares if the lightbulb breaks - tremulous is lightmapped.
Title: Re: How many Tremulous players does it take to change a lightbulb?
Post by: mooseberry on December 08, 2007, 07:59:30 am
Real answer: Ten: One to change it, the other nine to scream: OMFG ROFLMAYOBBQ HAX BAN BAN WTF MATES HOW THE HEL???? ZOMB HAXZORGZ!!!!
Title: Re: How many Tremulous players does it take to change a lightbulb?
Post by: zybork on December 08, 2007, 03:59:27 pm
You just made a really good point ;D
Title: Re: How many Tremulous players does it take to change a lightbulb?
Post by: Bunneh on December 09, 2007, 02:51:07 am
How do you give karma? Mooseberry deserves some props here...
Title: Re: How many Tremulous players does it take to change a lightbulb?
Post by: The MC Horton Crankfire on December 09, 2007, 03:17:19 am
How do you give karma? Mooseberry deserves some props here...

You can't until you reach a certain number of posts; I don't know how many, because I already had enough when it was implemented.
Title: Re: How many Tremulous players does it take to change a lightbulb?
Post by: Bunneh on December 09, 2007, 07:02:08 pm
How do you give karma? Mooseberry deserves some props here...

You can't until you reach a certain number of posts; I don't know how many, because I already had enough when it was implemented.

ZOMG AM TEH SPAMBOT TIEM!11!!!!1one

Just kidding.
Title: Re: How many Tremulous players does it take to change a lightbulb?
Post by: mooseberry on December 10, 2007, 01:54:12 am
I think the number is 100....
Title: Re: How many Tremulous players does it take to change a lightbulb?
Post by: Annihilation on December 10, 2007, 07:24:57 am
I think the number is 100....
I'm pretty sure its 75, cause I couldn't give karma at 74 posts and I could at 78.
Title: Re: How many Tremulous players does it take to change a lightbulb?
Post by: Knowitall66 on December 10, 2007, 11:21:42 pm
Well what ever it is its above my count. (64)
Title: Re: How many Tremulous players does it take to change a lightbulb?
Post by: firebladez212 on December 10, 2007, 11:43:25 pm
karma, has came to a peace, but has just raised! woooo