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Title: how to execute the dretch head hit properly! in real life!
Post by: g33kinator on December 09, 2007, 02:27:49 pm
first, you need a  :dretch: and yourself. put the  :dretch: in front of you. then fall backwards and slap your forehead at the same time. if you don't it won't create an illusion. there! you have done it. oh, and if you don't know what i mean watch the episode of drake and josh where drake is shooting cans with a slingshot and hits josh in the forehead.



edit:
three  :barricade: means don't post until i post again.
Title: Re: how to execute the dretch head hit properly! in real life!
Post by: + OPTIMUS + on December 09, 2007, 03:09:20 pm
soon you can ALSO use the smite/applaude ability, keep counting posts ^^
Title: Re: how to execute the dretch head hit properly! in real life!
Post by: Shadowgandor on December 09, 2007, 03:14:37 pm
Everyone loves the emos >.>
  :) ;) :D ;D >:( :( :o 8) ??? ::) :P :-[ :-X :-\ :-* :'( :laugh: :police: :angel: :acidtube: :advmarauder: :armoury: :barricade: :basilisk: :battlesuit: :battpack: :booster: :defcomp: :dragoon: :dretch: :egg: :granger: :grenade: :helmet: :hive: :hovel: :human: :jetpack: :marauder: :medstat: :overmind: :reactor: :repeater: :telenode: :tesla: :trapper: :turret: :tyrant:

Edit: there, happy?
Title: Re: how to execute the dretch head hit properly! in real life!
Post by: g33kinator on December 09, 2007, 08:26:57 pm
dudes, this thread was made to help, not to randomly post! :grenade: :grenade: :grenade: :grenade: :grenade: :grenade: :grenade:
Title: Re: how to execute the dretch head hit properly! in real life!
Post by: Caveman on December 09, 2007, 08:33:56 pm
To help you getting the reputation as a bullshiter... smart move.
Title: Re: how to execute the dretch head hit properly! in real life!
Post by: g33kinator on December 09, 2007, 09:29:58 pm
ill delete your post cave man
Title: Re: how to execute the dretch head hit properly! in real life!
Post by: Steely Ann on December 09, 2007, 10:41:00 pm
g33k

Do you mean delete it in Real Lifeā„¢?  'Cause I don't see how you can hope to accomplish that.
Title: Re: how to execute the dretch head hit properly! in real life!
Post by: g33kinator on December 09, 2007, 11:14:33 pm
i mean on this fourm.                     :armoury: :human: :helmet: :grenade:
Title: Re: how to execute the dretch head hit properly! in real life!
Post by: g33kinator on December 09, 2007, 11:21:47 pm
Quote
To help you getting the reputation as a bullshiter... smart move.
DELETE! *preses delete key*
Title: Re: how to execute the dretch head hit properly! in real life!
Post by: Rocinante on December 09, 2007, 11:31:26 pm
Uh, yeah.  Sure.  I'd like to see you delete Caveman's post.  And this one while you're at it, for bonus points.

How is this thread helping?  What is it helping to do, other than inflate your post count as Optimus suggested?
Title: Re: how to execute the dretch head hit properly! in real life!
Post by: firebladez212 on December 10, 2007, 10:28:14 pm
um, is this ment for SPAM or soemthing?
Title: Re: how to execute the dretch head hit properly! in real life!
Post by: hitchen1 on December 11, 2007, 07:31:45 pm
um, is this ment for SPAM or soemthing?
noone likes you go crawl in  a corner
Title: Re: how to execute the dretch head hit properly! in real life!
Post by: Bunneh on December 11, 2007, 09:42:12 pm
This shows you the average IQ of all Internet users.

There's the few geniuses, like me, which are vastly outnumbered by the retarded camels that are the TC, Evlesoa, and the other assplugs around here.
Title: Re: how to execute the dretch head hit properly! in real life!
Post by: g33kinator on December 14, 2007, 12:57:33 am
i am smart, you are retarted. :barricade: :barricade: :barricade:
Title: Re: how to execute the dretch head hit properly! in real life!
Post by: Rocinante on December 14, 2007, 01:00:27 am
i am smart, you are retarted. :barricade: :barricade: :barricade:

You left yourself open for this one.

It's retarded.
Title: Re: how to execute the dretch head hit properly! in real life!
Post by: Annihilation on December 14, 2007, 01:21:39 am
This shows you the average IQ of all Internet users.

There's the few geniuses, like me, which are vastly outnumbered by the retarded camels that are the TC, Evlesoa, and the other assplugs around here.
Beyond genius you also fit into the category asshole, bitch, arrogant, and definitely not gentleman like. 

Not saying I don't though, just saying you need to get over yourself.  If you haven't noticed yet from your "if she were legal..." thread you have been placed into the "retarded" category by the mass of the forums just like about 95% of the other people who post here.  :)

Have a nice day.  :-*

Quote from: Rocinante
Quote from: g33kinator
i am smart, you are retarted. Barricade Barricade Barricade

You left yourself open for this one.

It's retarded.
Nice following instructions about the 3 barricades.  Yes I broke the rule too, but the irony is just too much out of your post.
Title: Re: how to execute the dretch head hit properly! in real life!
Post by: Steely Ann on December 14, 2007, 01:25:27 am
Anni

Troll.  Obvious.  Feeding.  Stop.
Title: Re: how to execute the dretch head hit properly! in real life!
Post by: Annihilation on December 14, 2007, 01:26:37 am
Steely

Single. Description. Period? Fun. :(
Title: Re: how to execute the dretch head hit properly! in real life!
Post by: Steely Ann on December 14, 2007, 01:28:34 am
Anni

Does not compute, idiot.  At least mine was goddamn coherent.

"[He is an] obvious troll.  Stop feeding [it]."
Title: Re: how to execute the dretch head hit properly! in real life!
Post by: Caveman on December 14, 2007, 02:03:26 am
Don't you know that they life on nothing?
Title: Re: how to execute the dretch head hit properly! in real life!
Post by: Bunneh on December 15, 2007, 12:59:37 pm
Don't you know that they life on nothing?

"Life on nothing"?

I hate to nitpick, but isn't it "live on nothing"?
Title: Re: how to execute the dretch head hit properly! in real life!
Post by: Caveman on December 15, 2007, 01:51:47 pm
*g*
If you start really thinking about it, you'll get why I misspelled it :)
Title: Re: how to execute the dretch head hit properly! in real life!
Post by: g33kinator on January 06, 2008, 07:23:04 pm
NO ONE POST UNTIL I POST AGAIN!!!!!!!!! :barricade: :barricade: :barricade:
Title: Re: how to execute the dretch head hit properly! in real life!
Post by: Bajsefar on January 06, 2008, 08:52:43 pm
I eat trolls.
I want moar.
Come back, littel trollzor!1
Title: Re: how to execute the dretch head hit properly! in real life!
Post by: Rocinante on January 07, 2008, 04:37:03 pm
some whining

Or else what?  Go 'way.
Title: Re: how to execute the dretch head hit properly! in real life!
Post by: Paradox on January 08, 2008, 03:12:35 am
I hope timbo says i can ban you, because that will be most enjoyable.
Title: Re: how to execute the dretch head hit properly! in real life!
Post by: Kaleo on January 11, 2008, 03:21:49 am
All Pray In Holy Unison To The Great God Timbo For The Power To Kill The One Called g33kinator.

"All Hail The Mighty Timbo... Hail"

*pulls out banhammer*

Get 'im boys!!!