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Title: Corrupt a Quote: "300" Edition
Post by: Bunneh on December 26, 2007, 11:28:19 pm
Welcome to the 1st ever Corrupt a Quote on the Tremulous forums (at least so far as the search engine tells me).

For those who do not know about Corrupt a Quote, this is a forum game where the participants post quotes from the specified media (in this case, the movie "300") then repost the SAME quote with a slightly altered wording. Each participant can choose their own quote from the specified media, so long as the quote is legitimate and verifiable. From the quote, no more than 3 words can be altered. In its place, any number of words can be added, so long as the original quote only has 3 words or less removed.

Now, let's begin with a very cheap example:

Original: "Madness? This...is...SPARTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

New: "Madness? This...is...STAR FOX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Post your own "300" quotes and such. For ideas, use IMDB's records for it here:

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0416449/quotes
Title: Re: Corrupt a Quote: "300" Edition
Post by: Death On Ice on December 27, 2007, 12:11:34 am
From the South Park episode:

Old: This isn't madness, THIS IS SPARTA!

New: This isn't Crazy, THIS IS LESBOS!
Title: Re: Corrupt a Quote: "300" Edition
Post by: Plague Bringer on December 27, 2007, 12:37:56 am
Original: Tonight, we dine.. in hell!

New: Tonight, we dine.. in Smitty's!

(http://www.bwemeraldisle.com/cms_images/smittys.gif)
Title: Re: Corrupt a Quote: "300" Edition
Post by: mooseberry on December 27, 2007, 12:43:55 am
From Borat:

Old: You telling me the man who try to put a rubber fist in my anus was a homosexual?

 :police:
Title: Re: Corrupt a Quote: "300" Edition
Post by: Knowitall66 on December 27, 2007, 12:50:17 am
(Random, haven't seen movie. I Tryed :P)
Original: Glory? Have you gone mad? There is no glory to be had now! Only retreat, or surrender or death!

New: McDonald's? Have you gone mad? There is no glory to be had now! Only retreat, or surrender or death!

(Randoms)

Original: Well, let's give them something to drink! To the cliffs!

New: Well, let's give them something to drink! To the StarBucks!

Original: Dilios, I trust that "scratch" hasn't made you useless.

New: Dilios, I trust that "decapitation" hasn't made you useless.
Title: Re: Corrupt a Quote: "300" Edition
Post by: Bunneh on December 27, 2007, 04:03:14 pm
Original: "The old ones say we Spartans are descended from Hercules himself. Bold Leonidas gives testiment to our bloodline. His roar is long and loud. "

New: "The old ones say we Spartans are descended from Star Fox himself. Bold Slippy gives testiment to our bloodline. Its roar is long and loud."
Title: Re: Corrupt a Quote: "300" Edition
Post by: AKAnotu on December 27, 2007, 04:50:30 pm
O: madness? THIS IS SPARTA!!!!
N: madness? THIS IS UGOSLAVIA!!!!
N: madness? THIS IS KENYA!!!!!!!
works for any -a country
Title: Re: Corrupt a Quote: "300" Edition
Post by: thirdstreettito on December 28, 2007, 04:13:28 am
Madness? THIS IS Soviet Russia!
Title: Re: Corrupt a Quote: "300" Edition
Post by: AngusYoung on December 29, 2007, 03:47:49 am
Old: Madness? THIS IS SPARTA!
New: Madness? RED SAUCE ON PASTA!
Title: Re: Corrupt a Quote: "300" Edition
Post by: ShadowNinjaDudeMan on December 29, 2007, 07:34:09 pm
Set aboot ye.
Title: Re: Corrupt a Quote: "300" Edition
Post by: snb on December 31, 2007, 10:04:29 pm
didn't see the movie but any way

o:this is madness! this is sparta! (pushes the messenger & all his guards down a hole)

n: luke, IM YOUR FATHA!

n:this is madness! ill neva join you fatha! (luke drops down in the hole)

N:jack dont talk back to me! IM YOUR MOTHA!