http://technology.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/tech_and_web/the_web/article3511863.ece
Kekekekeke. ;D
:o ...And the Earth is a 27-sided circular cube.
Heh, well that's nice I guess. Now if you don't mind, PIX PLZ!!!1!
Quote from: YourMama on March 10, 2008, 04:25:55 PM
Now if you don't mind, PIX PLZ!!!1!
I do, and I feel I should let you know that you'll never see me coming.
(http://i271.photobucket.com/albums/jj154/invincibleatomeve/ninja.jpg)
Quote from: Atom Eve on March 10, 2008, 05:23:27 PM
Quote from: YourMama on March 10, 2008, 04:25:55 PM
Now if you don't mind, PIX PLZ!!!1!
I do, and I feel I should let you know that you'll never see me coming.
Oh, well that.. no.
Hey, what about.. no.
Damn it Joanna, get away from me.
Quotepro·lif·ic
–adjective
1. producing offspring, young, fruit, etc., abundantly; highly fruitful: a prolific pear tree.
I would think that would REQUIRE young women, I'm glad that young men aren't reproducing on the internets.
smited due to off topic idiocracy! i find this topic strange
I would say the blame can be placed on Myspace.
(http://satgnu.net/upload/lava/women-dont-belong-on-internet.jpg)
Doesn't matter! Only a matter of time before we run you all off to dark corners of the interwebs where you belong.
Buahahahahaha!!!
Quote from: Lava Croft on March 10, 2008, 10:42:21 PM
[img]http://satgnu.net/upload/lava/women-dont-belong-on-internet.jpg[img]
HAHAHAHAHA!! Oh man that's great!
Can't you women find your own stuff? First you start voting with us, then you join the army along side us, and now you're trying to steal our pr0n right from under us!! GTFO
Quote from: snb on March 10, 2008, 10:17:45 PM
smited due to off topic idiocracy! i find this topic strange
Pot? Kettle.
Quote from: Atom Eve on March 10, 2008, 10:43:44 PM
Doesn't matter! Only a matter of time before we run you all off to dark corners of the interwebs where you belong.
Thankfully the article clearly stated that the the people actually 'running' the internet are still prodominantly male, so please women of the world, surf the internet, spend your hard-earned money and enforce our position as the dominant sexe!
Most girls and young women on the net are men.
I wonder if Atom Eve is a fake. :o :o :o
Quote from: Despairation on March 10, 2008, 11:51:18 PM
I wonder if Atom Eve is a fake. :o :o :o
Of course I am. There's no girls on the interwebs. :D
Rofl... nice pic Lava.
As for the thread I don't think this will ever happen, atleast not in our lifetime.
Of all the people on the internet who claim to be female, 110% are lying.
Quote from: St. Anger on March 11, 2008, 01:19:23 AM
Rofl... nice pic Lava.
As for the thread I don't think this will ever happen, atleast not in our lifetime.
Hey anger how are you :) How is UrT? Miss seeing you on my server Bruce Wayne :(
On topicish
I'd rather have my bitch in the bedroom than the kitchen :P
Quoteit has long ago become a determined fact here at the Trem.net forums that there simply are no women on the Internet
I work for a company that is very into innovation and technology and they agree with the article you posted. I applaud your less oppressed future. (Nice burkha.)
in england, amongst the people who are available to reach the internet, the 65+ years olds are spending an average +4 hour online a week than youngsters under 18.
so I'm not suprised anymore at anything.
girls are welcome. but let me say that online chicks are just as much freaks than online boys :-)
my grandparents are always on the internet
SEBCOTS: Self Edited Because Of The Shame.
Caps...cool.
Anyway, if you take a look at that WoW dating site, you'll see that most girls are actually looking good, the guys however, seem to have a desperate need for sunlight >.>
Quote from: Shadowgandor on March 11, 2008, 06:34:41 PM
Caps...cool.
Anyway, if you take a look at that WoW dating site, you'll see that most girls are actually looking good, the guys however, seem to have a desperate need for sunlight >.>
*ehm*
Dutch magazines ftw, was written in one of them. I personally do not make use of that site, hell, I don't even know the url but a quick google will give the answer.
Why are there no chicks on the internet?
Because the internet is a cruel and evil set of tubes.
(http://img231.imageshack.us/img231/6284/internetmatrixwallpaperog9.jpg)
MySpace, Facebook etc. do not count as internet use.
They count as molestation.
the internet: currently full of shitty watermarked image macros
Quote from: Atom Eve on March 10, 2008, 05:23:27 PM
(http://i271.photobucket.com/albums/jj154/invincibleatomeve/ninja.jpg)
ur NOT taking over our intrawebz!
(http://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i83/quasarradio204/retard.jpg)
If that's my competition, I think I already have.
You kidding me? That kid is a level 70 Nunchaku-User of Doom!
Quote from: Bajsefar on March 12, 2008, 11:57:15 PM
You kidding me? That kid is a level 70 Nunchaku-User of Doom!
I can beat him with my Night Elf Mohawk... Easy.
Quote from: Kaleo on March 13, 2008, 06:56:08 AM
Quote from: Bajsefar on March 12, 2008, 11:57:15 PM
You kidding me? That kid is a level 70 Nunchaku-User of Doom!
I can beat him with my Night Elf Mohawk... Easy.
(http://kepfeltoltes.pirateclub.hu/pics/orlydude.gif)
(It's hard to find the appropiate image macro on my hard drive... it's jammed with it and macrochan is on fire... there at least was an organized image macro dump... meh)
(http://i91.photobucket.com/albums/k292/Truff_Pix/animatedkidgun.gif)
This kid backs up the level 70 Nunchaku-User guy.
ADHD- Neo strikes again! 8)
Quote from: kozak6 on March 12, 2008, 04:44:16 AM
(http://img231.imageshack.us/img231/6284/internetmatrixwallpaperog9.jpg)
I love this.. and I'm not an FBI agent, I swear!
Please break image tags when quoting pictures. Bandwidth is not entirely limitless.
http://blogs.pcworld.com/gameon/archives/006642.html
QuoteMyth: Girls don’t play violent video games like Grand Theft Auto.
Fact: Our survey of more than 1200 middle school students found that 29 percent of girls who played video games listed at least one M-rated game among the games they’d "played a lot" during the previous six months. One in five specifically listed a Grand Theft Auto game. In fact, among these 12- to 14-year-old girls, the Grand Theft Auto series was second only to The Sims in popularity.
so very soon a new era is going to born in the history of school massacres. shotguns with boobz. something that worth to be killed by.
Topics like these show me that hardly anyone of you might have seen a woman from her downside up for real yet. So much for that.
Quote from: zybork on March 16, 2008, 05:16:08 PM
Topics like these show me that hardly anyone of you might have seen a woman from her downside up for real yet. So much for that.
welcome to our club ^^
Quote from: zybork on March 16, 2008, 05:16:08 PM
Topics like these show me that hardly anyone of you might have seen a woman from her downside up for real yet. So much for that.
You need a topic like this to figure that out?
Quote from: zybork on March 16, 2008, 05:16:08 PM
Topics like these show me that hardly anyone of you might have seen a woman from her downside up for real yet. So much for that.
I'm sure the OP will appreciate your unique "perspective" as regards her gender. So much for you.
Women look fucking disgusting from below.
I've seen nice girls from below IRL and I can tell that most of them was beautiful from that point of view as well... ::) Or maybe I'm just exposing myself as a pervert here? :o ;D
@ Lava's link: my GF plays Crysis and COD4 on my pc also she liked UT and CS... the most non-violent games she plays are Stronghold and the Civilization series.. I think that it is a stereotype that girls don't like 'violent' games... (but I admit she was freaked out by Manhunt and never even watched me playing it... she said that it is frigtening even if she just watched ::) ) - Also when I was in high school, there were even girls coming to play CS on lan with the boys... Or maybe I was just lucky to meet the odd female gamers and statistically they are the rarer type? ::) 8)
I remember some particular cases when after recovering from a massive drunken blackout, the first I've seen from a girl was "the below". That sight intsantly gives your consciousness back. Then you can take a deep breath and collect your bravery to encounter with the upper body. Results may vary. <.<
Quote from: + OPTIMUS + on March 17, 2008, 11:12:15 AM
I remember some particular cases when after recovering from a massive drunken blackout, the first I've seen from a girl was "the below". That sight intsantly gives your consciousness back. Then you can take a deep breath and collect your bravery to encounter with the upper body. Results may vary. <.<
Thank God (or not? :P) my conciusness never managed to get acquainted to a girl starting from below...
(http://usteam.hu/forum/Smileys/default/rotfl.gif)
don't feel sorry for that, it's a somewhat risky business ;-)
I'll answer those by the book, right?
Quote from: + OPTIMUS + on March 16, 2008, 06:48:53 PMwelcome to our club ^^
I'd love to, but I don't meet the requirements.
Quote from: Lava Croft on March 17, 2008, 09:00:43 AMWomen look fucking disgusting from below.
Get a more expensive one next time.
... So:
QuoteYou need a topic like this to figure that out?
Nope. But that thread illustrates this so boldly that I just had to state this.
I foresee the rise of the "who's girlfriend is the hottest" topic. :-D
Why should anyone tell private things in public? Also, what does it say about a guy who has a pretty girl on his side? That he is superficial and also attracts superficial people? Or not? And if or if not, why? ...it doesn't matter.
All in all, personally I wouldn't care about such a topic.
Quote from: + OPTIMUS + on March 16, 2008, 04:13:33 PM
so very soon a new era is going to born in the history of school massacres. shotguns with boobz.
Jack Thompson?
Poor Atom Eve, either, she is being embarrased, or she's laughing at you. Probabluy both.
Negative applaud for Zybork.
So insightful.
I've mostly not been paying attention since Zybork first posted. I could tell that the thread was only heading downhill from there.
Atom Eve: This topic is garbage right away from the start.
Quote from: snb on March 10, 2008, 10:17:45 PM
smited due to off topic idiocracy! i find this topic strange
I perfectly agree with that. It's like a bunch of (male) teenies screaming, "Uh, there are
girls on the internet, uh!" Oh boys... grow up. Just grow up. Or get a life. Or both.
The thing is: It simply
does not matter if there are "girls" here or not, for virtual life does not count as such. If you think otherwise, go hug an ethernet link.
Why did anyone think a woman would be offended by what I wrote? (Did you never hear a woman tell the other that she is just moody because she misses some "stuffing" or things like that?) It's not against women, it's against nerdboys, so, what?
Sounds like someone's taking everything a little too seriously.
hint: it's you
Quote from: Atom Eve on March 17, 2008, 09:43:47 PM
Sounds like someone's taking everything a little too seriously.
hint: it's you
The internet is serious business.
Absolutely. Why else do you think do people not need any life anymore the moment they get lost in the infinity of virtual space? ;)
Don't worry, "Atom Eve", I just find this childish. Very childish.
And childish business and serious business!
Quote from: zybork on March 17, 2008, 10:04:25 PM
Don't worry, "Atom Eve", I just find this childish. Very childish.
I've been quotation marked! I feel like I should be insulted, but I don't know why.
Quote from: Lava Croft on March 17, 2008, 09:00:43 AM
Women look fucking disgusting from below.
A beautiful woman is beautiful from all angles.
Quote from: + OPTIMUS + on March 16, 2008, 04:13:33 PM
so very soon a new era is going to born in the history of school massacres. shotguns with boobz. something that worth to be killed by.
i am so crafty the forementioned sentence has dual core opportunity to continue the conversation. one about girls influenced by games as much as boys, what, in extreme cases can lead to weird results such as murder. see Undeference's offer in context. ofc i'm not saying that it will happen, but who knows, maybe games can make youngsters in crisis more extraverted about their problems.
you know, a murderer is an extraverted suicider.
on the other hand, we rather continued towards the sight of boobs, wich is just as understandable and fun. i see nothing wrong about it.
if you have played pen and paper RPGs before, you should know that a team needs to have some opportunity to outrage their jerkness to be able to concentrate on more serious issues later on.
Oh wow...
Player1: Couldn't agree more! (again :D)
Opti: Your post sounded cooler when you didn't said that how cool you were to post that ;D
Atom Eve: Those quotation marks question your existence. They mean that behind your nick there is no real person according to the person who wrote your nick that way as in it is a fake nickname of someone else or that you are not who you say you are. (Or zybork doesn't know how to post on teh intertubes (srs business!)) At least I would feel insulted for seeing my nick like that for these reasons...
zybork: Yes we all heard you the first time! No need to further expain to us that you totally misunderstand the "no wimmenz on teh intarbuttz" meme nor we need to hear more of your "you are virgin teenagers" bullshit. We all know who we are and we don't need noone questioning that. Sorry if I snapped too hard on you but this is one of my pet hates.
Quote from: Tycho on March 18, 2008, 11:47:33 AM
Opti: Your post sounded cooler when you didn't said that how cool you were to post that ;D
I demand the option of self smiting enabled! :-D
Quote from: player1 on March 18, 2008, 01:22:51 AM
Quote from: Lava Croft on March 17, 2008, 09:00:43 AM
Women look fucking disgusting from below.
A beautiful woman is beautiful from all angles.
All women look the same from below, period. The only thing that differs is the smell.
Quote from: Lava Croft
Women look fucking disgusting from below.
+
All women look the same from below, period. The only thing that differs is the smell.
watch out kids! judging from being barricaded by women while trying to get out of the toilet you've been flushed down into can seriously mislead your attitude towards the opposite sex!
Quote from: Tycho on March 18, 2008, 11:47:33 AM
Atom Eve: Those quotation marks question your existence. They mean that behind your nick there is no real person according to the person who wrote your nick that way as in it is a fake nickname of someone else or that you are not who you say you are. (Or zybork doesn't know how to post on teh intertubes (srs business!)) At least I would feel insulted for seeing my nick like that for these reasons...
Oh, is that all? I thought we all knew that I'm just a vcxzet clone/Lava puppet account/forty-year-old bald man.
Quote from: Atom Eve on March 18, 2008, 09:30:39 PM
Quote from: Tycho on March 18, 2008, 11:47:33 AM
Atom Eve: Those quotation marks question your existence. They mean that behind your nick there is no real person according to the person who wrote your nick that way as in it is a fake nickname of someone else or that you are not who you say you are. (Or zybork doesn't know how to post on teh intertubes (srs business!)) At least I would feel insulted for seeing my nick like that for these reasons...
Oh, is that all? I thought we all knew that I'm just a vcxzet clone/Lava puppet account/forty-year-old bald man.
Oh, sorry for being Cptn Obvious. :laugh:
Quote from: Lava Croft on March 18, 2008, 12:40:28 PM
Quote from: player1 on March 18, 2008, 01:22:51 AM
Quote from: Lava Croft on March 17, 2008, 09:00:43 AM
Women look fucking disgusting from below.
A beautiful woman is beautiful from all angles.
All women look the same from below, period. The only thing that differs is the smell.
Then you should go for men..?
Quote from: Atom Eve on March 18, 2008, 09:30:39 PM
Quote from: Tycho on March 18, 2008, 11:47:33 AM
Atom Eve: Those quotation marks question your existence. They mean that behind your nick there is no real person according to the person who wrote your nick that way as in it is a fake nickname of someone else or that you are not who you say you are. (Or zybork doesn't know how to post on teh intertubes (srs business!)) At least I would feel insulted for seeing my nick like that for these reasons...
Oh, is that all? I thought we all knew that I'm just a vcxzet clone/Lava puppet account/forty-year-old bald man.
All three at once, even... ;)
Wonder if they included camgirls in that stat...
Quote from: NiTRoX on March 19, 2008, 08:33:02 AM
Quote from: Lava Croft on March 18, 2008, 12:40:28 PM
Quote from: player1 on March 18, 2008, 01:22:51 AM
Quote from: Lava Croft on March 17, 2008, 09:00:43 AM
Women look fucking disgusting from below.
A beautiful woman is beautiful from all angles.
All women look the same from below, period. The only thing that differs is the smell.
Then you should go for men..?
That would probably be your only option. I just try not to focus on looking at their downside.
Even though the internet is
the place to flash one's ego, does not mean you should go about being a total arse on irrelevant matters.
My initial reaction was somewhat like "Oh, I didn't know that- interesting." <Add joke>
Now, I am quite sure not quite as many of you that I'm getting the impression of- are in fact total asshats.
Act accordingly.
Quote from: Lava Croft on March 18, 2008, 12:40:28 PM
Quote from: player1 on March 18, 2008, 01:22:51 AM
Quote from: Lava Croft on March 17, 2008, 09:00:43 AM
Women look fucking disgusting from below.
A beautiful woman is beautiful from all angles.
All women look the same from below, period. The only thing that differs is the smell.
Each flower has its own perfume.
Quote from: Bajsefar on March 20, 2008, 04:18:02 PM
Even though the internet is the place to flash one's ego, does not mean you should go about being a total arse on irrelevant matters.
My initial reaction was somewhat like "Oh, I didn't know that- interesting." <Add joke>
Now, I am quite sure not quite as many of you that I'm getting the impression of- are in fact total asshats.
Act accordingly.
flashing your ego and telling people that they are
total asshats in a topic that you didn't have anything to do with, is the only thing what can be worse than the lines you reacted. ;-)
self ownage, as you didn't success to accord your own statements. :-*
I forget, wasn't this topic about how women are the most "prolific" web users?
I was talking about the bickeri...
Oh well.
True.
I apologize. :P
Just had to poke at Zyb some..
No no no... I'm sure this is the "OP mentions girls on teh intarbuttz in first post and the fight starts" topic ;D