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Community => Off Topic => Topic started by: Supertanker on March 24, 2008, 05:25:33 am
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Hypertrans message
From: Karith Military Base 158.388 mark 17,72 {hytrans route verify, LF hubert and orbifold inclusive)
To: Tremulous High Command, 0.0 mark 0 {received through PolarSat decryption system, routed through Station15)
Subject: Intercepted message
Priority 4, Highest Secret
To Tremulous High Command:
We have intercepted an alien message from the Niveus outpost which they took over 2 months ago. We feel this message is of the UTMOST IMPORTANCE and ask you to read and use it to prepare strategies. This message is loosely translated through our newest computer, some of the linguistics may be a little odd but it is still very readable. Recommend we act AT ONCE to counter this threat.
Begin Message...WARNING! Message is INCOMPLETELY translated. Phonetics incomplete. Pronounce unknown words out loud to verify meaning.
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From Head Mhara:
I for one thing that the Granger is very, very unbalanced. This poor and timid little creature is next to defenseless and at the nonexistent mercy of the LONG LIVE THE OVERMIND Whomanoids. Why just last twoday we were fighting in SST and our granger, MgheeAr Supartankar was shot no less than 12 times! We revived him of course but we think this adequately shows LONG LIVE THE OVERMIND the grangers need better defenses.
Below is a schematic of the new Granger's genetic engineering. We shall call him SuparGrangar.
(http://mercenariesguild.net/supertanker/supargrangar.jpg)
As you can see LONG LIVE THE OVERMIND the new SuparGrangar is more heavily armed. Allow us to review the fine points of LONG LIVE THE OVERMIND new SuparGrangar.
The SuparGrangar is 1,000 times as strong as our old Granger. It can move 10 times faster and can fly and wallclimb. It is equipped with two LONG LIVE THE OVERMIND of what the whomanoids call "Luciphor cannons". It can also excrete acid proximity mines and LONG LIVE THE OVERMIND fly and can shoot Phulse Riphle rounds. When it evolves it can also launch whomanoid Grhenades and, once evolved, can fly and execute khool looking LONG LIVE THE OVERMIND backflips in midair.
Rhecommend the SuparGrangar be genetically engineered as soon as possible. This should solve our problems with sucky LONG LIVE THE OVERMIND bhuilders.
LONG LIVE THE OVERMIND.
End message.
So the comm tech's asking me....when does he get a raise?
End.
Guess who this 'MgheeAr Supartankar' is?
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Epoch Win. :D
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LONG LIVE THE OVERMIND
Heh, thanks. I was very bored this afternoon.
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That's what I was thinking. ;D BORED?
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Only a little bit. This wasn't too hard to make after I found my md3 importer. Just a bunch of blocks and cylinders extruded outwards. And some post processing in the gimp. Then I just used my imagination for the 'message'
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<brainwash>Seriously though... you....need.....to....make....a.....mod....</brainwash> 8)
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First, I need to learn how to code. THen maybe I'll make a Supar mod. With Supar Grangar, UberBlaztar, and CrasyOhvermind
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And Supar Station 15 map. With ubar grangar playroom.
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A funnel, into the granger's backend. That screams love for the granger.
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Surv, that's his rocket engine so he can fly. All grangers need to be able to fly!
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And I suppose something has to provide power for the white engine.
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Of course! That's why the aliens have been stealing all the cookies from grandma's kitchen.
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They have a wireless connection to the reactor... which the "whomanoids" don't know about, because of the CrasyOhvermind's l33t haxing skillz!
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They have a wireless connection to the reactor... which the "whomanoids" don't know about, because of the CrasyOhvermind's l33t haxing skillz!
What happens when the CrasyOhvermind makes the reactor go boom? or is that not to be asked?
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The SuparGrangar has a miniature thermonuclohydroradiosupahpowerfusion reactor on its back that can be used when the CrasyOhvermind destroys the Human's Reactor
Like so:
:reactor:
:reactor:
:reactor:
:granger:
Not to scale.
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In that case I am going to equip my builders with a supergoonrantvampireidiotwindozeresistantpoweredb attlemecharmor with dual BFG99999999's
top that!
btw speaking of the vampire reference have you seen underworld?
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Supertanker
What's so miniature about that? 0.o
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Drawing not to scale :P
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Needs a cloaking device that impeccably fools eyes, buildings, and radar.
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TremX basi, ultra-mega cloaking device FTW!