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Title: You know you're obsessed with ____ when you ____
Post by: Death On Ice on April 13, 2008, 03:49:08 am: Forum Game, you say something along the lines of:

You know you're obsessed with (blank) when you (blank).
or
You know you're a (blank) when you (blank)

This includes 'You know you're a redneck when' jokes :P

You know you're a redneck when you die and your wife can't inherit your possessions until she turns 13.
Title: Re: You know you're obsessed with ____ when you ____
Post by: Divmax on April 13, 2008, 04:07:23 am: You know you're obsessed with porn when you get a letter from your ISP stating that your connection has been terminated for downloading too many porno videos.
Title: Re: You know you're obsessed with ____ when you ____
Post by: Steely Ann on April 13, 2008, 04:30:45 am: You know you're obsessed with stroking your e-peen when you (http://tremulous.net/forum/index.php?action=profile;u=1553) get all butthurt and make up sorry excuses to b& somebody for Rickrolling you.
Title: Re: You know you're obsessed with ____ when you ____
Post by: Kaleo on April 13, 2008, 04:56:42 am: You know your bored when you start making threads like this.
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Post by: Tycho on April 13, 2008, 08:08:35 am: You know you're obsessed with cats when you think Lava's Cat Fetish is too small.
Title: Re: You know you're obsessed with ____ when you ____
Post by: NiTRoX on April 13, 2008, 08:26:01 am: You know you're obsessed with moderation when you see NiTRoX's spam
Title: Re: Cheeeeeese!
Post by: Bajsefar on April 13, 2008, 12:27:02 pm: You know you're obsessed with cheese when you spend a whole afternoon looking up different cheese types on wikipedia!
Title: Re: You know you're obsessed with ____ when you ____
Post by: Tycho on April 13, 2008, 01:18:57 pm: You know you are obsessed with the internet when you spend all your day reading Wikipedia and you don't even mind it.
Title: Re: You know you're obsessed with ____ when you ____
Post by: ShadowNinjaDudeMan on April 13, 2008, 03:24:14 pm: You know your desperate when you piss in a bottle.

You know your desperate when you drink your piss later on 'cos your thirsty.

Quick joke:

Q.How do you circumsize a gypsy?

A. Kick his sister in the chin!
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Post by: Shadowgandor on April 13, 2008, 05:23:42 pm: You know you've played halo too much when you grab a shotgun because the news says there might be a flood coming.
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Post by: CreatureofHell on April 13, 2008, 05:27:44 pm: you know you're spamming when you post with nothing to say
Title: Re: You know you're obsessed with ____ when you ____
Post by: Fukacz on April 13, 2008, 06:20:28 pm: You know you're a dead man when you say "There is no Spoon" or "emotes > spoon".

(rly, pheer mah now)
Title: Re: You know you're obsessed with ____ when you ____
Post by: Amtie on April 13, 2008, 06:57:49 pm: You know you're an aimbotter when you have a kill rate of over 20 kills a minute, with all being tyrants

(Maybe not, could've been better)
Title: Re: You know you're obsessed with ____ when you ____
Post by: CreatureofHell on April 13, 2008, 07:21:08 pm: You know you're Fukacz when you go around saying SPOOOOOON!!!

(SPOOOOOON!!!)
Title: Re: You know you're obsessed with ____ when you ____
Post by: Tremulant on April 14, 2008, 05:02:39 pm: You know you're too old for this forum when threads like this fail, spectacularly, to amuse you.
Title: Re: You know you're obsessed with ____ when you ____
Post by: techhead on April 14, 2008, 08:05:03 pm: You know you are addicted to emoticons when when they outnumber words.
Title: Re: You know you're obsessed with ____ when you ____
Post by: Luigi1 on April 14, 2008, 11:08:53 pm: you know your obsessed with online games when you start putting U and R instead of You and are while writting ;D
Title: Re: You know you're obsessed with ____ when you ____
Post by: mooseberry on April 16, 2008, 12:55:02 am: You know you like pie when you uh.... umm eat it with you face.
Title: Re: You know you're obsessed with ____ when you ____
Post by: Menace13 on April 16, 2008, 09:11:19 pm: You know you play too much Tremulous when you type 'T' in front of everything you say.
Title: Re: You know you're obsessed with ____ when you ____
Post by: ShadowNinjaDudeMan on April 20, 2008, 09:06:10 am: You know you are bored when you add to this topic for amusement.
Title: Re: You know you're obsessed with ____ when you ____
Post by: Kaleo on April 20, 2008, 11:42:28 am: You know you're on Vent/TS too much when you start pressing "shift" before talking while at the computer.

That one gets me all the time.
Title: Re: You know you're obsessed with ____ when you ____
Post by: Revan on April 21, 2008, 02:47:46 pm: You know you are on a roll when you las gun a tyrant
Title: Re: You know you're obsessed with ____ when you ____
Post by: ShadowNinjaDudeMan on April 21, 2008, 05:00:32 pm: You know you are on a roll when there is bread and bacon stuck to your feet.
Title: Re: You know you're obsessed with ____ when you ____
Post by: Taiyo.uk on April 21, 2008, 05:53:42 pm: You know you're in Soviet Russia when tyrant lasguns YOU!
Title: Re: You know you're obsessed with ____ when you ____
Post by: KamikOzzy on April 25, 2008, 06:48:31 am: You know you've played too much Tremulous when:

You try and alt-enter out of all other games.

You're trained to always type the word "percent" instead of %.

You try and /quit out of Trillian.

You get suspended from school and show up the next day with a new GUID.

You have a now intrinsic fear of pushing 'e' around any vital structure in any game.

You think that bike helmets that only cover part of your head are completely sufficient in stopping direct impact to the skull.

It's late enough you don't know if you're speccing or dretching, and don't really care.

You've tried to execute commands beginning with ! in other consoles.

You know the only reason everyone in the real world isn't flying around with jetpacks right now is because we haven't gotten enough kills for stage 2.

You begin to associate the word "reinforcement" with a technology upgrade.

You say "C'mon!" in any context, and expect everyone to understand your meaning.

You've pressed a key for a /say bind or /name bind while in another application, briefly expecting it to work.

You notice players' names appearing elsewhere, irl. (my town has a King Street, a Green Street, an Ann Street, and I kept typing "Am|nE" instead of "amine" in my science paper.)

You're always asking WoW players if they're Orc.

You've researched at least 3 products or places bearing the name "granger," for no apparent reason.

A bug crawls across your screen, and you attempt to aim at it with the cursor.

The first thing that pops into your mind when you hear the word "Risk" isn't the board game, it's a basilisk.

Sorry for long-post, most of these have happened to me, though :(
Title: Re: You know you're obsessed with ____ when you ____
Post by: _Equilibrium_ on April 25, 2008, 07:19:21 am: Quote from: KamikOzzy on April 25, 2008, 06:48:31 am
You know you've played too much Tremulous when:

*snip*

Sorry for long-post, most of these have happened to me, though
strange, you are one of the last people i would think plays too much trem.
Title: Re: You know you're obsessed with ____ when you ____
Post by: KamikOzzy on April 26, 2008, 05:08:38 am: Was just on MySpace and did one of my Tremulous moments again, thought I'd share.

You know you've played too much Tremulous when you now type two apostrophes instead of quotes. =/
Title: Re: You know you're obsessed with ____ when you ____
Post by: Menace13 on April 26, 2008, 02:25:11 pm: Quote from: KamikOzzy on April 26, 2008, 05:08:38 am
You know you've played too much Tremulous when you now type two apostrophes instead of quotes. =/
ALWAYS!!! ;)

You know you are going to be fucked by your father when your mother is dead because she was so hot.

Highlight and read, my friends. :D
Title: Re: You know you're obsessed with ____ when you ____
Post by: Amtie on April 26, 2008, 10:20:58 pm: You know you're obsessed with grangers when you make up a granger-themed [insert word here]
Title: Re: You know you're obsessed with ____ when you ____
Post by: Taiyo.uk on April 26, 2008, 10:41:34 pm: You know you fail at posting when you use the wrong text colour.
Title: Re: You know you're obsessed with ____ when you ____
Post by: Amtie on April 27, 2008, 12:08:28 am: You know you're obsessed with mapping when you:

1. Compliment builders on their brushwork.

2. See misaligned textures in RL

3. See how builders could have FPS-Optimized their buildings
Title: Re: You know you're obsessed with ____ when you ____
Post by: techhead on April 27, 2008, 03:56:15 pm: The trem one is perfect, however:
A. I don't get the Orc one.
B. I think of [Risk] as ['lisk] even more so when [Existential] is in front of it.
C. I felt like putting brackets instead of quotes.

Also:
The National Grange of the Order of Patrons of Husbandry, also simply styled the Grange, is a fraternal organization for American farmers that encouraged farm families to band together for their common economic and political good.
Seems fitting that aliens that grow living buildings were named after a group of farmers called Grangers.
Title: Re: You know you're obsessed with ____ when you ____
Post by: Taiyo.uk on April 27, 2008, 06:19:04 pm: Did they farm eggs?
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Post by: KamikOzzy on April 29, 2008, 05:33:16 am: Orc was like everyone's idol for a while, got bored with the game, and is rumored to be playing WoW.

He was in the original SGA, had mad MD skills, and was green. (:
Title: Re: You know you're obsessed with ____ when you ____
Post by: Menace13 on April 29, 2008, 01:14:19 pm: You know you are going OFF TOPIC when you are getting FLAMED by me!
Quote from: Taiyo.uk on April 26, 2008, 10:41:34 pm
You know you fail at posting when you use the wrong text colour.
Fixed :( The other background IS lavender!
Title: Re: You know you're obsessed with ____ when you ____
Post by: _-+|[A]|+-_ on May 07, 2008, 10:22:25 pm: Quote from: Menace13 on April 16, 2008, 09:11:19 pm
You know you play too much Tremulous when you type 'T' in front of everything you say.
ti never do that and im obsesed with trem >:(

ton topic
You know your obsesed with grangers when you wont kill dem coz der so cute
Title: Re: You know you're obsessed with ____ when you ____
Post by: Foe of Eternity on May 11, 2008, 05:14:43 pm: i often put a t in front of text too lol

you know you post spam when you get flamed for posting too many posts in one topic

ADD:

you know you are obsessed with tremulous when you get home from work, start playing, and put the computer down, go to bed, and wake up 10 minutes later from the alarm clock
Title: Re: You know you're obsessed with ____ when you ____
Post by: Amtie on May 11, 2008, 10:27:41 pm: Quote from: Foe of Eternity on May 11, 2008, 05:14:43 pm
put the computer down

You play trem while holding the computer up? o.O
Title: Re: You know you're obsessed with ____ when you ____
Post by: mooseberry on May 11, 2008, 10:29:31 pm: i do
Title: Re: You know you're obsessed with ____ when you ____
Post by: ChaosSquirrel on May 12, 2008, 03:43:46 am: You know you're obsessed with Tremulous when you scream loudly "I'M GONNA BLAST THE DROP NADERS AND BLEED THE JETTARDS" at random points of the day.
Title: Re: You know you're obsessed with attention when you squeal so much
Post by: player1 on May 13, 2008, 05:29:37 am: Quote from: NiTRoX on April 13, 2008, 08:26:01 am
I know I'm obsessed with Lava when I post pix of him everywhere (including my sig).
Title: Re: You know you're obsessed with ____ when you ____
Post by: NiTRoX on May 13, 2008, 08:54:21 am: Quote from: player1
I know when I'm obsessed with NiTRoX when I know every move and every thing he makes
Title: Re: You know you're obsessed with attention when you squeal so much
Post by: mooseberry on May 14, 2008, 01:48:43 am: Quote from: NiTRoX on April 13, 2008, 08:26:01 am
You know you're not cool enuf when you can't get quotes right.
Title: Re: You know you're obsessed with what I think...
Post by: player1 on May 14, 2008, 02:21:52 am: Quote from: NiTRoX on May 13, 2008, 08:54:21 am
Quote from: player1
I know I'm obsessed with escaping NiTRoX's Lava fetish when I search desperately for a page on this forum without a picture of the object of his devotion, or possibly even one posted by one of the many people to whom NiTRoX has distributed pictures of his beloved.
Title: Re: You know you're obsessed with ____ when you ____
Post by: sSopris on May 15, 2008, 08:40:58 pm: you know your obsessed with eating carpet when you make this for your signature: (http://s2.screenshots.cc/upload/dc6559f4.jpg)
Title: Re: You know you're obsessed with attention when you squeal so much
Post by: NiTRoX on May 15, 2008, 09:02:57 pm: Quote from: mooseberry on May 14, 2008, 01:48:43 am
Quote from: NiTRoX on April 13, 2008, 08:26:01 am
You know you're not cool enuf when you can't get quotes right.

Please mooseberry, show us how you're cool.

Quote from: player1 on May 14, 2008, 02:21:52 am
Quote from: NiTRoX on May 13, 2008, 08:54:21 am
Quote from: player1
I know I'm obsessed with escaping NiTRoX's Lava fetish when I search desperately for a page on this forum without a picture of the object of his devotion, or possibly even one posted by one of the many people to whom NiTRoX has distributed pictures of his beloved.

Says the guy with the pacman fetish.
Title: Re: You know you're obsessed with ____ when you ____
Post by: Rocinante on May 15, 2008, 09:31:43 pm: You know you're obsessed with your own ego when you keep posting crap to threads that has nothing to do with the thread for some stupid reason.

Not directed at anyone in particular:

(http://www.srhuston.net/junkpile/plzstop.jpg)
Title: Re: You know you're obsessed with ____ when you ____
Post by: NiTRoX on May 15, 2008, 09:34:40 pm: You know you're obsessed with moderation when you keep not letting people defend themselves :)

Also not directed to anyone at particular.
Title: Re: You know you're obsessed with ____ when you ____
Post by: Rocinante on May 15, 2008, 10:07:06 pm: You know you're obsessed with getting the last word publicly to try to make yourself look better when you fail to use the "PM" button to "defend yourself".

Or.. here's a novel idea.. let it drop. Be the bigger person and ignore the idiots.
Title: Re: You know you're obsessed with ____ when you ____
Post by: player1 on May 16, 2008, 07:10:09 pm: u no ur obzezz'd w/what I think wen u change ur sig teh next dai

it iz 2 rogl

P.S. Mietz made mine, and I will forever utilize it in memory of his act of kindness
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Post by: NiTRoX on May 16, 2008, 07:12:19 pm: It has actually been there before you posted..
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Post by: player1 on May 16, 2008, 07:18:45 pm: revisionist history

lie liek taht
Title: Re: You know you're obsessed with ____ when you ____
Post by: ChaosSquirrel on May 16, 2008, 07:23:59 pm: You know you're obsessed with this thread when you return to look for something good even though it's degraded to crap.
Title: Re: You know you're obsessed with ____ when you ____
Post by: mooseberry on May 17, 2008, 12:55:54 am: you know you're obsessed with tremulous, when your supposed to discuss tyrants, but you say, nahh... give me a +goon any day.
Title: Re: You know you're obsessed with ____ when you ____
Post by: Revan on May 19, 2008, 03:04:38 pm: You know you play tremulous too much when you dream in trem

(I think I did this once :-[)
Title: Re: You know you're obsessed with ____ when you ____
Post by: ChaosSquirrel on May 19, 2008, 06:06:38 pm: You know you don't play enough Tremulous when everyone thinks you've improved. Here's an hint: They just don't remember how good you were.

(This one is pointed at my self, after B|A Wolf said I improved. I didn't.)
Title: Re: You know you're obsessed with ____ when you ____
Post by: Foe of Eternity on May 21, 2008, 08:31:30 pm: you know you have no life when you post spam and play video games all day for no reason at all

which also is not directed to any1 in particular:
Quote from: Rocinante on May 15, 2008, 09:31:43 pm
You know you're obsessed with your own ego when you keep posting crap to threads that has nothing to do with the thread for some stupid reason.

Not directed at anyone in particular:

(http://www.srhuston.net/junkpile/plzstop.jpg)
Title: Re: You know you're obsessed with ____ when you ____
Post by: KamikOzzy on May 22, 2008, 06:20:46 am: Quote from: ChaosSquirrel on May 16, 2008, 07:23:59 pm
You know you're obsessed with this thread when you return to look for something good even though it's degraded to crap.

+1

You know you're obsessed with these forums when:

You see Lava's face more times each day than you see any of your family members'.

You can almost guess which lolcat will be used to lock a thread. (<3 roci :P)

You never want to see another spoon in your life.

You click "Show unread posts since last visit" and nothing pops up.

You won't use checks because they don't allow big enough graphics for a signature.

You skip over any posts by Nitrox, Mooseberry, or Player1 without knowing you do it.

You know about more bans for a server than the admin there do.

Your favorite radio station is TremRadio.

The only number more unlucky for you than 13 is 1.2

You don't know where thirdstreet is, but you sure as hell wouldn't ever buy a house there.
Title: Re: You know you're obsessed with ____ when you ____
Post by: ChaosSquirrel on May 23, 2008, 02:06:34 am: Dang it, it's good that I'm obsessed with this thread!!! ;D

Yay for Kamic, defeater of the crap posts! (usually, *MINE* are the crap posts. Which is ironic, really.)
Title: Re: You know you're obsessed with ____ when you ____
Post by: MDRIVER on May 23, 2008, 04:33:15 am: You know you're obsessed with Rocinante's cat when you keep staring at it and wishing you could really poke it
Title: Re: You know you're obsessed with ____ when you ____
Post by: ChaosSquirrel on May 23, 2008, 05:00:42 am: ... that is either really funny, or really scary.
Title: Re: You know you're obsessed with ____ when you ____
Post by: Rocinante on May 23, 2008, 05:20:32 am: Quote from: MDRIVER on May 23, 2008, 04:33:15 am
You know you're obsessed with Rocinante's cat when you keep staring at it and wishing you could really poke it

Nah, mine are cuter than that:
(http://gallery.srhuston.net/main.php?g2_view=core.DownloadItem&g2_itemId=769&g2_serialNumber=2) Solaris
(http://gallery.srhuston.net/main.php?g2_view=core.DownloadItem&g2_itemId=4025&g2_serialNumber=1) and AMLOR

You know you're obsessed with lolcats when you read ICHC through Google so your eyes don't burn viewing the comments on each post...
Title: Re: You know you're obsessed with ____ when you ____
Post by: Vamprah on May 28, 2008, 02:30:59 am: oof, I know I am obssesed with cats, when I want to hug the juices out of them
Title: Re: You know you're obsessed with ____ when you ____
Post by: Taiyo.uk on May 28, 2008, 02:39:39 am: Quote from: Rocinante on May 23, 2008, 05:20:32 am
Nah, mine are cuter than that:
*pic* Solaris
Would you call it "Nexenta" if I bundled it with Ubuntu packages?

Quote from: Vamprah on May 28, 2008, 02:30:59 am
oof, I know I am obssesed with cats, when I want to hug the juices out of them
Isn't that bestiality?
Title: Re: You know you're obsessed with ____ when you ____
Post by: Vamprah on May 28, 2008, 06:01:22 am: you know you are obssessed with people, when you look at their profiles
Title: Re: You know you're obsessed with ____ when you ____
Post by: ChaosSquirrel on May 28, 2008, 09:19:31 pm: You know you're obsessed with cats when you have a shrine of lolcat in your front/back/both yard.
Title: Re: You know you're obsessed with ____ when you ____
Post by: Le Compilateur on May 28, 2008, 09:39:16 pm: You know you're obsessed with dretches when a tarantula crawls across the sidewalk and you cover your head.
Title: Re: You know you're obsessed with ____ when you ____
Post by: Vamprah on May 29, 2008, 02:43:50 am: you know your obssesed with everything when you know you are obssesd with eveyrthing
Title: Re: You know you're obsessed with ____ when you ____
Post by: ChaosSquirrel on May 29, 2008, 10:29:47 pm: You know you're obsessed with Rocinante's lolcat when you start poking your own cat, waiting for it to say "plz stop poking now". BTW, it did not.
Title: Re: You know you're obsessed with ____ when you ____
Post by: ShadowNinjaDudeMan on May 30, 2008, 08:37:47 pm: You know you have better things to do when you read back over your previous posts and realized what a dumb f*** you were.

You know you need a hobby other than Tremulous when some of the things mentioned above happen to you.

Dang, this is why I've become inactive, to save you all my prophetic-grade ranting.

(Well, not quite.)
Title: Re: You know you're obsessed with ____ when you ____
Post by: ChaosSquirrel on May 30, 2008, 10:55:18 pm: Quote from: ShadowNinjaDudeMan on May 30, 2008, 08:37:47 pm
You know you have better things to do when you read back over your previous posts and realized what a dumb f*** you were.

This has happened to me, many times.
Title: Re: You know you're obsessed with ____ when you ____
Post by: Vamprah on June 01, 2008, 05:24:03 am: you know you are obssessed with me when you think i am cool
Title: Re: You know you're obsessed with ____ when you ____
Post by: ShadowNinjaDudeMan on June 01, 2008, 07:37:32 am: I know Im obsessed with you when I stop finding the idea of someone thinking you to be cool completely ridiculous.

Just to clear things up:
Ive never been obsessed with you.
Title: Re: You know you're obsessed with ____ when you ____
Post by: Vamprah on June 01, 2008, 07:59:41 am: hehehe ;D
Title: Re: You know you're obsessed with ____ when you ____
Post by: toastisgood on June 04, 2008, 07:19:48 am: you know your desperate when trem stops working and you immediately install AlienArena2007.P.S.AlienArena=Lehm.

you know your obsessed with tremulous when you run a lap around a football field and run out of stamina
Title: Re: You know you're obsessed with ____ when you ____
Post by: blood2.0 on June 05, 2008, 01:18:11 am: Quote from: ChaosSquirrel on May 30, 2008, 10:55:18 pm
Quote from: ShadowNinjaDudeMan on May 30, 2008, 08:37:47 pm
You know you have better things to do when you read back over your previous posts and realized what a dumb f*** you were.

This has happened to me, many times.
same maybe i am really stupid
Title: Re: You know you're obsessed with ____ when you ____
Post by: Kaleo on June 05, 2008, 03:00:49 am: Quote from: blood2.0 on June 05, 2008, 01:18:11 am
Quote from: ChaosSquirrel on May 30, 2008, 10:55:18 pm
Quote from: ShadowNinjaDudeMan on May 30, 2008, 08:37:47 pm
You know you have better things to do when you read back over your previous posts and realized what a dumb f*** you were.

This has happened to me, many times.
same maybe i am really stupid

You are. Trust me.
Title: Re: You know you're obsessed with ____ when you ____
Post by: + OPTIMUS + on June 05, 2008, 12:48:41 pm: you know you are obsessed with forums, when you have nothing better to do than coming here to admit that you're a dumb f*** :-D ;-)
Title: Re: You know you're obsessed with ____ when you ____
Post by: Foe of Eternity on June 08, 2008, 09:21:53 pm: You know you don't know how to dual boot when you accidentally delete Windows while trying to install Linux

You know you're Foe of Eternity when you go on the forums, post at 10 topics, log off, and come back on 5 days later and do it again
Title: Re: You know you're obsessed with ____ when you ____
Post by: ChaosSquirrel on June 09, 2008, 04:37:29 am: You know you're Chaos Squirrel when you lurk this thread. Even when there are no new replies. (It's just to look at those cats!)
Title: when you have very limited internet but you are still osbessed
Post by: + OPTIMUS + on June 09, 2008, 04:46:30 am: You know you have been hipnotyzed by player one's visual expressions when you are using interwebz with limited download quantity and your are using net with turned off autoload pictures and turned off javascript, but you turn it back and refresh whenever you see a suspiciously short post (because you think there must be the most epic picture as an illustration ever).

at the same time...

you are a 1337, when you are laughing your ass off at people who are owning in tremulous without crosshair, because you are playing the "Name the game" on this forum without pictures and leading the scoreboard.
Title: Re: when you have very limited interest but you are still obsessed
Post by: player1 on June 09, 2008, 06:49:45 am: Quote from: + OPTIMUS + on June 09, 2008, 04:46:30 am
You know you have been hipnotyzed by player one's visual expressions when you are using interwebz with limited download quantity and your are using net with turned off autoload pictures and turned off javascript, but you turn it back and refresh whenever you see a suspiciously short post (because you think there must be the most epic picture as an illustration ever).

(http://www.girlscoutsofblackhawk.org/Portals/0/webphotos/thanks.jpg)