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Community => Clans => Individual Clan Threads => Topic started by: player1 on August 29, 2008, 11:41:58 pm
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This is an announcement to all former members of [AHS]:
We, the Armies of Heaven and Space, have decided to disband our Alien-Hating Society, and its Artificial Health Source, the Anti-Human Singularity. Since both owe their origin to our Ancient Holy Syndicate, and the Architektron's Hallowed Square, we cannot reveal our Agenda of Hidden Secrets. While it is well known that All Hell's Souls seek Asinine Heroic Status, our Advanced Hermetic Science allows us to spend Another Hour Smiling. Make no attempts to seek out our Aristotelian Hegemonic Sanction, or bear our Automatic Honorary Symbol, for although it once was the mark of Athena's Hoary Sigil, and bespoke those Anointed of Hecate's Strophalos, Agencies of Happenstance and Suddenness have produced many @$$h@t$, h@XX0rz & $uckhe@dz vying to join our Arcane Haunting Syndicate. Only candidates who have shown A Holistic Synergy will be approached by our Agents of Hilarious Synchronicity, and invited to our Attacking Hordes Summit. Do not be fooled by Antiquarian Heretical Solipsisms.
Annihilating Haters Since...
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Is this holistic announcement also available in a widely used language commonly known as "English"?
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A recent Astronautical Homecluster Search revealed Allied Humongous Spies, believed to be operating as Arachnopod Humanoid Supertoads, whilst disguising themselves as Admin-Hack Serverkings. To receive our Authentic Horatory Sanctification, and prevent the implementation of Another Half-baked Solution, as well as the usual Adenoidally Hyperthyroidal Screed, we must return to Atemporal Hypospatial Structuralism, to avoid the dangers inherent in Arcologies of Hypertextual Substrata. Forgive our Alienated Humanitarian Sympathies.
Don't be the last one from your abandoned asteroid, lonely outpost or infested processing plant to join!
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Very nice! You are a word machine.