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Title: Original Tremulous story
Post by: Who on October 04, 2008, 09:39:36 am
I've already seen a whole bunch of tremulous stories floating around, but I recently found the original story from way back!

Enjoy


   The Project

   Haos Redro Corporation - Lab - 359

   Fractal Zion IV

   4020


Illuminated only by the fluorescent light attached to the low ceiling, two men quietly waited
at an airlock. Between them, a small container, with a LCD display slowly pulsing the word
"Empty," was the only thing in the room. Behind them, an open doorway led through a corridor
to the main station. Through it, they could hear the distant reverberation of the reactor
that powered the laboratory. Through the transparent ninth level biohazard suit, the nametag
of the older of the two was visible. The nametag located on his left chest pocket read Dr.
Mirn Deyst.

As the doctor pushed a small off-colored wall tile, a small panel with a keypad and display
emerged. Leaning forward, he entered a few numbers on the keypad, in response to which the
display procured the GPS data of the long awaited transport.

"The transport is forty minutes late," Mirn Deyst impatiently exclaimed. He pushed the panel
again and the display retracted. On the other side of the container, Brack, who was by now
used to the doctor’s impatiency, shrugged and shifted his weight from one leg to the other,
hoping they would not have to wait much longer.

Brack replied, "Maybe the transport won’t show up. Maybe it won’t be us who has to deal with
this again." He was a security guard, younger than anyone else on the station, and surrounded
by scientists and hi-tech equipment. After all the years Brack had been working on the
station, he did not gain any insight as to what the instruments were; among the scientists he
felt very out of place. His job was to make sure things went smoothly around the base; all
the scientists were so caught up in their experiments that nothing ever happened that would
require Brack’s attention. If it was not for the manual labor the scientists had him do, such
as carrying around heavy crates, or cleaning up a spill, he would not have anything to do.

Deyst peered through the small rectangular window of the airlock door. He gazed at the
beautiful third moon of Zion IV. Just as he was about to turn away from the window, he
glimpsed a flash of light. It did not take long for his eyes to focus on the steel behemoth
that now obstructed his view of the moon.

"It's finally here! Check your suit and prepare the container," the doctor commanded, relief
visible in his face.

Brack quickly performed his instructions, making sure his ninth level biohazard suit was
secure. After reading the confirming "Suit Secure" display located at his wrist, he entered
the twenty-five-character code on a keypad located at the front of the container. "The
container is ready for the cargo." Brack informed the doctor, speaking uneasily as if he were
handling high yield explosives that could detonate if he were to make a wrong move.

Dr. Deyst inspected the container again. As the sound of the transporter docking filled the
air with nearly deafening tones, the airlock let out a loud hiss indicating its
pressurization.

Brack's heart was pounding so loud, he looked at the doctor, expecting a question of what
that noise was; the doctor apparently noticed nothing, as he was staring intensely at the
door. The doctor’s countenance radiated anticipation, and Brack knew Deyst was anxiously
awaiting the cargo.

The sound of the airlock opening snapped Brack’s attention back to his duty. As soon as the
door fully opened, he and the doctor stepped through the doorway, carrying the open container
between them. The small vestibule was lighted in an eerie red glow. The doctor pressed a
button and the airlock closed behind them. Brack let out a sigh, and pressed the button on
his side, opening the door to the transporter.

Back lighted by the transporter’s interior light, the silhouettes of two heavyset figures
were visible, wearing heavy military combat suits; they carried a square object between them.
As they trod into the airlock, a metallic ring resounding with every fast-paced footstep,
Brack eyed their battle-suits. He himself had worn similar battle-suits during his time in
the military; although the ones he was accustomed to were, by far, technologically inferior.
They were self-contained with built in mini reactors and several compartments with tools that
would serve in all environments.

Each of them carried one energy weapon, which Brack immediately recognized as the finished
version of the prototype that had been tested when he was still in the military. He wondered
what soldiers were doing with such immensely powerful weaponry, but did not think on it for
long.

They released the crate in front of the doctor and Brack, and it clunked down on the floor
producing a small tremor.

"Careful!" the Doctor yelled as the two soldiers shied away from the crate. One of them began
to dry wash his hands absentminded, while the other spoke to the doctor.

"It was very... difficult to obtain this sample. The mining ship destroyed everything when it
self destructed." His voice quivered, and Brack noticed sweat on his forehead during the
helmet. The other soldier was backing up into the transporter, as if he were afraid of
something. Deyst nodded, and entered the authorization code on one side of the crate, as the
soldier entered it again on the other side, releasing the two magnetic locks that kept the
crate tightly shut.

Deyst's eyes where fixed on the crate as he slowly spoke. "Yes, it was unfortunate that the
miner's lives were lost. With this sample we will finally shed some light on the incident.
Thank you both, we’ll take care of it from here."

Relief was visible on the soldier’s face, and as he turned around, his eyes met his partner’s
for an instant. What Brack saw in that instant was a mix of shame, guilt and compassion,
mixed into one emotion. The other soldier then eyes the crate with such a disgust that Brack
wondered what had happened to them. Before he could elaborate on his idea, the door to the
transporter began to close. Through the shortening opening, Brack could see the two soldiers
running into the heart of the ship. Only a few seconds after they had left the airlock, the
door closed and the transporter took off noisily.

"How strange for them to depart so quickly, it’s like they wanted to leave this place as soon
as possible." The doctor furrowed his brows as he spoke, but if Brack knew him as well as he
thought he did, the two soldiers were already out of the doctor’s mind.

Brack remembered the reports from the mining asteroid the organic sample within the crate had
originated from: the crew had found deposits of an unknown metal ore. When they drilled into
it a short distance, a cavern emerged, approximately two meters deep. At the very end the
crew had found an organic compound and were instructed to send it back to the laboratory for
sampling. Soon after the order was giving, contact to the mining crew was lost. Eight hours
after the last transmission, a distress beacon was activated. Sensors identified it coming
from the mining ship, which was escaping the asteroid at dangerously high speeds. Not long
after the beacon had been activated, it cut off again; later reports of the disaster
indicated that the reactor had been overloaded from the high speeds. Unable to bear the
stress, the reactor exploded, killing all of its crew. The asteroid had been utterly
destroyed by detonations originating from the mining crew’s ship.

Brack wondered how anything organic could survive such an explosion, and how the salvaging
team had found it in the infinite space. The doctor’s shrill command ripped him out of his
deep thoughts.

"Brack! Open the bio-container!" Impatience and anticipation permeated Deyst’s voice.
Complying, Brack quickly pressed a pulsating button on the side of the bio-container and its
lid instantly slid open. Together with the doctor, they pulled up the crate’s cover, setting
it aside. Underneath was located a small metallic cylinder, marked "Haos Redro Corporation
359 – Dr. Mirn Deyst." The doctor bent and picked it up.

"It’s cold," he remarked and placed the cylinder into the open bio-container. Brack pressed
the button again, and the bio-container sealed shut. "Bring the bio-container, please." The
doctor turned away to leave. A separate cleaning crew that handled dockings would dispose of
the now empty crate later.

Brack stooped to grab the handle of the bio-container as he noticed the container turning a
slightly greenish color. "D-doctor! Take a look at this!" Deyst, hearing the importance in
Brack’s words, jerked around and gaped as soon as he saw the container.

In the few milliseconds it took for the doctor to reach Brack and the container, it glowed
green brightly enough to wash the airlock into deep orange, then a yellow.

"T-this is i-incredible..." stammered the doctor.

A sudden urge overwhelmed Brack and he fell down onto his knees, the container, already
forgotten, lay aside. An incredible lust built up in his body, and he glanced at the doctor,
seeing the same emotions reflected in Deyst’s eyes. Barely able to contain himself, he
watched the doctor reach down and rip open the biohazard suit in his crotch area. While the
doctor was still undoing his zipper, Brack reached out with one hand, preparing for a sweet
embrace, while he stripped himself of his biohazard suit with the other. The doctor’s member
protruded from his fly; Brack carefully gripped it with his outstretched hand. It was hot to
touch, and as Brack began slowly stroking it he felt how rock hard it already was. Unable to
stop, he pushed his head forward, placing the erect, sweet pole in mouth. The doctor’s penis
was just big enough to fit into his mouth comfortably. It was unlike anything he had ever
tasted before. Savoring the sweet taste, he shed himself of the rest of his clothes and began
to slowly thrust his mouth up and down the penis, while at the same time massaging the tip of
it with his tongue, and caressing the scrotum with his hand.

The doctor groaned with pleasure and a lustful agony; his knees gave away, and he came
crashing down onto the floor beside Brack. Lain on his back, the doctor’s penis was
perpendicular to the floor, and the buck-naked Brack took the chance mount himself ontop of
it. With a fluid motion he pulled himself above the saliva glistening tip, and positioned the
entrance of his anus directly above the spear tip. He closed his eyes, and without hesitating
he pushed down, and in one fluent motion his anus engorged the full length of the doctor’s
penis.

It was an unfamiliar feeling to Brack, but in his ecstasy he perceived it as immense
pleasure: he felt completed, as if a part that had been missing from his body all his life
had finally been placed in the right spot, making his body whole. Subdued by his joy he could
hear the doctor moaning and groaning. Deyst squirmed beneath him, and a ripple of pleasure
shook Brack’s body. He opened his eyes again, and for the first time noticed the doctor’s
hands stroking his own erect penis. It seemed as if it was the doctor’s ultimate goal in life
to just grip Brack’s penis with both hands and masturbate him. Seeking to amplify the
pleasure he already received, Brack began to shift up and down, each time taking a little bit
more of the doctor’s penis outside, and then returning downwards to embrace the full length.
As he looked down he saw a puddle of blood forming on the floor and more blood covering the
doctor’s groin area. A small rivulet was flowing down the doctor’s penis; Brack was
mesmerized by this barbaric display.

The doctor groaned "More... Brack... damn... you... more... faster..."

Brack realized he had stopped his cock-ride, and began to ride the doctor again. This time
the doctor thrust his hips to enter Brack’s anus deeper each time he came down. This
continued on for a while, their eyes locked in delight.

Brack ejaculated first, overwhelmed by his anal pleasure and the doctor’s unrelenting
masturbation. His semen spewed forth as the doctor was mid-stroke. Brack was amazed at how
much fluid came out. Part of it hit the wall directly in front of him; the force of his
release projected the semen in an almost entirely horizontal trajectory. The rest dribbled
down from the tip of his still-rock-hard penis onto the doctor’s bare stomach. Brack let out
a scream of pure pleasure, and he felt the doctor preparing for the release of his semen.

Deyst let out an unearthly deep growl; at the same time, Brack felt a warm liquid filling up
the inside of his body like a glass of warm milk after having been outside in the snow. The
warmth radiated through his entire body. He had never felt anything remotely close to this
wonderful experience.

The doctor breathed heavily and laboriously as he pulled up his knees, allowing Brack to rest
his back against them. They remained in this position for a full five minutes, until at last
Brack gathered up the strength to move. On tremulous knees he pulled himself him, and as soon
as the penis that had plugged his anus was removed, the doctor’s load of semen slowly
dribbled out of his anus and down his leg.

For the first time Brack fully realized what had just happened, and he felt his stomach
churning. Grasping around for his clothing, he looked around the airlock. The yellow color
began to fade and slowly return to red until at last even the bio-container returned to its
original color. Deyst noisily retched, emptying his stomach on the floor.

Brack suddenly remembered the way the two soldiers had looked at each other. He now knew the
shame and compassion they had shared; turning his gaze on the doctor, Brack saw the same
realization reflected in the doctor’s eyes.

Without saying a word, they both dressed themselves, cleaning themselves up as best as they
could. The doctor’s biohazard suit was ruined, but Brack did not care anymore what would
happen to the doctor. The security guard--that is what he would be again outside this
airlock--slammed his hand down on the button, opening the door that would lead him out of
this stinking hellhole. The doctor was staring at the floor, which now was covered in puke,
blood and semen.

Without turning around, Brack ran down the corridor. An eternity seemed to have passed in
that small chamber, but after spotting a clock on a wall, only forty minutes had passed since
the transporter arrived. Still at a breakneck speed he ran to his quarter to clean up. Life
would never be the same again in this station. The scientists would still talk about their
experiments--not with him of course--and play around with their instruments. Yet Brack did
not know if he could ever look any of them in the eye again, especially Mirn Deyst.

What he did not see was Doctor Deyst in the airlock, contemplating the power an organism like
this could bring.



Still weak in his knees, the doctor staggered out of the airlock, muttering, "Project
TREMULOUS has begun..."

The End
Title: Re: Original Tremulous story
Post by: Lava Croft on October 04, 2008, 09:51:34 am
Why, Soup, WHY?
Title: Re: Original Tremulous story
Post by: Who on October 04, 2008, 10:33:48 am
Why, Soup, WHY?

The people have the right to learn about the origin of tremulous.
Title: Re: Original Tremulous story
Post by: Colkadome on October 04, 2008, 10:40:09 am
?????!!!??!!!!???????????!!!!!!!?!?!!!!!!!!!!!!?!?!?????

There is a lot of detail during the butt sex...
I am definately going to avoid every glowing specimen tube I come across.
But did Tremulous really begin with butt sex?
Title: Re: Original Tremulous story
Post by: Seffylight on October 04, 2008, 11:52:40 am
I love you.
Title: Re: Original Tremulous story
Post by: Taiyo.uk on October 04, 2008, 12:11:27 pm
ROFL!

Whoever can synthesize that organic substance on an industrial scale will be a billionaire.
Title: Re: Original Tremulous story
Post by: Lava Croft on October 04, 2008, 01:04:42 pm
I blame Soup for reminding me of his filthy Gloom pron.

(http://satgnu.net/upload/lava/gloom-breeder-pr0n1.jpg)
(http://satgnu.net/upload/lava/gloom-breeder-pr0n2.jpg)

Title: Re: Original Tremulous story
Post by: Syntac on October 04, 2008, 05:16:35 pm
Isn't this a bit...you know...explicit...to be viewable by the general public?
Title: Re: Original Tremulous story
Post by: Taiyo.uk on October 04, 2008, 05:40:07 pm
Nah, it's the extreme goon-on-human triple penetration stuff that's too explicit.
Title: Re: Original Tremulous story
Post by: Overdose on October 04, 2008, 06:58:45 pm
I'm so disappointed, I was really getting into the story and then he has to go and whip out his member. Such a disturbing turn of events.
Title: Re: Original Tremulous story
Post by: Syntac on October 04, 2008, 07:05:24 pm
That sorta put me off, too.
Title: Re: Original Tremulous story
Post by: mooseberry on October 04, 2008, 07:11:46 pm
Wow uhh, I didn't see that one coming.
Title: Re: Original Tremulous story
Post by: Darth Futuza on October 04, 2008, 11:10:03 pm
...So Dretches came from some wacked out experiment involving butt-sex?

 ???
Title: Re: Original Tremulous story
Post by: Hendrich on October 05, 2008, 12:25:17 am
Umm, ahhh, uhh......Its hard to describe what I've just read... 0_0

Two men, one container? D:

 :helmet:+ :human:+ :grenade:
Title: Re: Original Tremulous story
Post by: kozak6 on October 05, 2008, 01:49:10 am
What.  The.  Hell.

 :-[ ???
Title: Re: Original Tremulous story
Post by: Steely Ann on October 05, 2008, 02:08:39 am
I bet you a ten that at least one person on this forum has masturbated to that wall of text.  This is the 'net, after all.

Thanks for that, Who.  It was pretty amusing.  :P
Title: Re: Original Tremulous story
Post by: tsurano on October 05, 2008, 02:20:32 am
....wtf?

I started reading and was like "this isn't the original tremulous story, oh well"

I'm still confused though. Does the canister make people horny?

-edit here's original tremulous story (no buttsecks)

Haos Redro Corporation
Titan Moon
4025

Ked stood quietly in the reception area, arms crossed over his black document case. He stared down the corridor to his left looking deep into the reflections on the black obsidian floor. Decadent. The stone was imported from Hedron - transport costs alone were above 10 million credits. Lives were most definately lost mining in the turbulent conditions of the 12 year new planet. Your life for this floor. We can walk on you...

All elements and construction in this building were designed with a sense of authority - an over bodding dominance of man. The towering crystalline entrance pillars reduce anyone of stature into a meer blemish of shadow on the black floors. That was intentional. If you're diminished in presentation you stand no chance of gaining leverage with one of the most powerful corporations in the known universe.

The small green sign above office doors flashed on. ENTER. The slide doors swooshed open revealing a brightly lit short corridor. Ked cleared his throat nervously. He felt a quick flush of perspiration on his palms. The sign pulsed again. Ked's lip twitched as he stepped beyond the threshold with an uneasy weight, his legs feeling heavy.

Breathe.

Once inside the lighted corridor, the open end closed shut on Ked. The hum of the lights came into the foreground then broken by the far end door sliding open. Ked approached the end and peered into the cavernous office space. The office was a large semi-circled room with exterior windows made from transparent fiber steel. The soft blue light off Titan's surface covered half the floor in shadow. Freightliners could be seen carbing their engines just beyond the assemblage docks. Their massive forms moving dangerously close to the riggings. Ked stepped out of the corridor realizing that he had been frozen for a moment too long. His gaze moved around the room again finding the centerpiece of the office. A large slab of borewood replete with red moldings of synthium. Another symbol of decadence. Behind the desk sat a motionless figure, face cast in light from the display inlayed in the desk. Ked walked forward, stuffing his apprehension deep inside, suppressing his need to get out of there.

Run.

"Ked Ambrit" The voice was old and stern. Ked diverted his eyes away from the man in nervous distraction. A scoutliner arced across the horizon past the panel on the left. Caught in a timeless stare Ked whipped his gaze back towards the man. His heart was pounding.

Speak.

"Yes sir." His voice was dry. He forced himself to salivate but still felt dry and acrid in his throat. The man behind the desk outstretched a dark slender hand, pushing a tight folder of sheets across the desk. The folder came into light before Ked.

"As you know Haos Redro has been recently expanding properties into the Brindus system." His voice was affected, a result of being surrounded by abundant wealth his whole life.

"I am aware." Ked spoke quickly to avoid cutting off a sentence.
"These 'properties' , if developed, have the ability to make Haos Redro one of the most powerful entities in the universe." He paused.
Ked interjected, "Excellent sir."
"Indeed it is excellent Ked, if it were not for some recent...concerns." The last word he spoke had an intentional inflection of importance. It wasn't a small problem, this was a concern.
"You've most likely read the shipping reports from last quarter." "Yes" Ked answered sternly.
"We lost 12 heavy cargo liners outside the Fractal Zion system."
"How did we lose them sir? I only remember seeing them listed in the loss report but not actually noted." Ked had done his homework.
"Ked, we encountered a lifeform not of our homeworld nor of any other homeworld. This 'lifeform' spreads like a virus. It killed the crew of all 12 ships. A few of our mining outposts are reporting alien activity was well."

Ked stood stunned. Humans had certainly come into alien contact before but it had only been through micro organisms and plant life. This was new and extraordinary.

"We don't know their origins, we don't even know the extent of their strength or weaknesses. We do know we have to eliminate this threat to the corporation. I'm putting you in control of this situation Ked. You will have to allocate resources for a militia patrol. The folder before you contains contacts for employing mercenaries and equipment."
"Right away sir." Ked spoke with authority. The feeling of dread was gone from his body now. Ked would keep his job.
"One more thing Ked." The oldman was sly.
"You will be on the next ship to the Fractal Zion as soon as you've assembled forces."

The feeling of dread was back.
Title: Re: Original Tremulous story
Post by: Hendrich on October 05, 2008, 02:37:45 am
Now THAT story was 150% better then the story of two men and one container. :P
Title: Re: Original Tremulous story
Post by: kevlarman on October 05, 2008, 02:38:51 am
(http://kevlarman.mercenariesguild.net/images/seen.jpg)
Title: Re: pr0n-filled Tremulous story
Post by: Syntac on October 05, 2008, 02:41:23 am
...unfortunately.
Title: Re: Original Tremulous story
Post by: Hendrich on October 05, 2008, 03:11:47 am
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...unfortunately.


What? What do you mean about "unfortu-"


Oh god.  :laugh: lolz, WII WUNT MURE!!!

Oh well, at least that story wasn't the official one, because if it was, ^@!#$ to the Lore section.  :angel:

 
Title: Re: Original Tremulous story
Post by: Zero on October 05, 2008, 03:46:43 am
The first story was the biggest waste of my time, what kind of sick shit were you planning on sharing with us (skipped after i began to read the bullshit part)? that should be deleted.....
Title: Re: Original Tremulous story
Post by: Bissig on October 05, 2008, 04:30:22 am
Trem devs new ways to make a fortune:

Gay porn.

Way to go boys.
Title: Re: Original Tremulous story
Post by: Darth Futuza on October 05, 2008, 04:35:21 am
Where is Tremulous going to?  ...Or if this is really the Orig, how did something so wrong turn out so well?
Title: Re: Original Tremulous story
Post by: Archangel on October 05, 2008, 05:09:35 am
Now comes the feature film. Oh boy.
Title: Re: Original Tremulous story
Post by: Steely Ann on October 05, 2008, 05:28:24 am
Now comes the feature film. Oh boy.
A fan-movie is actually in the works FYI.  As I recall, WhiteEyes made a teaser a while ago.  Gimme a second to look around for it.

e: Found it!  Give it a while, I think YT's a little wonky today. :-\

(http://img253.imageshack.us/img253/3184/2upycxxxs0.gif) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PBHgWaMfOdg)
Title: Re: Original Tremulous story
Post by: Death On Ice on October 05, 2008, 07:30:12 am
rickroll-image-youtube-prank
I knew it would be a rickroll, and after 10 seconds of waiting for the damned thing to load I clicked it.
Best. Rickroll. Method. Ever.
Title: Re: Original Tremulous story
Post by: Odin on October 05, 2008, 07:35:13 am
Now comes the feature film. Oh boy.
Brokeback Tremulous
Title: Re: Original Tremulous story
Post by: Taiyo.uk on October 05, 2008, 08:27:27 am
Now comes the feature film. Oh boy.
I've seen the trailer! The bit when the horny tyrant finds the unarmed marines in the shower is *soooo* hawt!!!
Title: Re: Original Tremulous story
Post by: Syntac on October 05, 2008, 02:48:18 pm
That rickroll would've fooled me if it hadn't been the old player. Meh.
Title: Re: Original Tremulous story
Post by: Kaleo on October 09, 2008, 11:24:38 am
Now comes the feature film. Oh boy.
Brokeback Tremulous

God! I was about to post that!

Great minds think alike?
Title: Re: Original Tremulous story
Post by: Hendrich on October 10, 2008, 11:52:03 pm
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Great minds think alike?

or its coincidence. :p
Title: Re: Original Tremulous story
Post by: [COM-IT]Styx on October 12, 2008, 05:29:25 am
that made me want to kill myself a little bit

*twitch*
Title: Re: Original Tremulous story
Post by: Death On Ice on October 12, 2008, 07:40:38 am
Ironic that the topic under this is called 'Tremulous Action Shots'.
Title: Re: Original Tremulous story
Post by: Hendrich on October 14, 2008, 03:37:03 am
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Ironic that the topic under this is called 'Tremulous Action Shots'

 ::)

Oh well, this thread does re-invent the saying "Make love, not war."
Title: Re: Original Tremulous story
Post by: Syntac on October 14, 2008, 08:21:03 pm
Oh well, this thread does re-invent the saying "Make love, not war."
Good one!
Title: Re: Original Tremulous story
Post by: Eyn Xaeyn on October 31, 2008, 05:50:51 am
I bet you a ten that at least one person on this forum has masturbated to that wall of text.  This is the 'net, after all.

Thanks for that, Who.  It was pretty amusing.  :P

...>>
Title: Re: Original Tremulous story
Post by: snb on November 02, 2008, 09:20:12 pm
HAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAH! OMFG that was the funniest story EEVAR make a sequel please!
Title: Re: Original Tremulous story
Post by: Syntac on November 02, 2008, 09:42:17 pm
HAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAH! OMFG that was the funniest story EEVAR make a sequel please!
You, my friend, have problems.
Title: Re: Original Tremulous story
Post by: snb on November 02, 2008, 10:06:42 pm
OK i thought Borrack Obama and the scientist should have sang "Its raining men, hallelujah its raining men!" after they did it, it  would have been a much happier moment.
Title: Re: Original Tremulous story
Post by: Hendrich on November 02, 2008, 10:12:38 pm
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HAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAH! OMFG that was the funniest story EEVAR make a sequel please!

Quote
OK i thought Borrack Obama and the scientist should have sang "Its raining men, hallelujah its raining men!" after they did it, it  would have been a much happier moment.

Have you ever stopped thought why do people think your one sick ****?
What you have said, probably scarred me worse then it should've after reading that story. D:

Don't mind me, I'll just be sitting in the corner of this thread rocking back and forth with wide eyes.

Title: Re: Original Tremulous story
Post by: Darkjigglypuff on November 11, 2008, 06:28:22 pm
Epic Story is Epic.

it really seemed legit, until they wipped out their wangs   :P
Title: Re: Original Tremulous story
Post by: Redsky on November 13, 2008, 07:37:18 am
god damn it... i was just eating!
almost puked :-X

that was so wrong in so many f***en ways
Title: Re: Original Tremulous story
Post by: UCOF ONE on February 14, 2009, 11:13:46 am
Ughh, Talk about the horrible truth...