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Community => Off Topic => Topic started by: snb on November 26, 2008, 03:59:30 am
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This thread will be dedicated to those every day quotes you find on this forum and any other. they can be new or old long or short. You can submit any number of them as well.
This is how the quote ranking system will work every few days I will up date a list of quotes that will be numbered 1-10. These quotes will be the quotes you will be voting for in the poll above. Once you have voted the top 2 will be featured. The other quotes will either not be featured at all or put aside in a "third world quote" spot (below the featured quotes).
FAQ:
Q:What will happen when we all vote for the first time? Wont the originally votes still be there for the next voting sessions?
A: I have enabled changing your vote and though this too is flawed I have also enabled a second vote in case some one is not here to take their vote away. ( by the way i suggest you vote for two differant things, you don't have to but it will make things easier.
Q: I have submitted quotes but they are not in the top ten queue!
A: they are right below the list and will be added the next voting round.
1: Whereas before you sounded like an 11 year old on speed.
2: u m isn't that kind of self explanatory? ill go through it any way though, you can use your hardrive as the graphics card (well kind of i guess just a really crappy one, it will skip lag half life 2 for example that's why i had to buy a new graphics card since running things off of the hardrive doesn't work that well)so that's what i meant i only was saying one of my past experiences with having no graphics card
3: Damn, that's one hell of a reactor core.
OdinTanker you smexpots.
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I suppose I was totally wrong, unless you're vcxzet and trying to confuse me.
Edit: Doh, you Are vcxzet.
5: My tag is \m/3741. My other clanmates are \m/0r0n, \m/4r00n & \m/ini\m/3. If you see anyone else using our tag, TK them & decon their base, and curse at them loudly. I will provide our ips and GUIDs later. My dog's name is Joey. Ask me. I know.
6: Maybe.. what I do know is that he's hornies with yarou.[endquote][newquote]
Then he is evil, and must be destroyed.
7: Take a super-high voltage taser with you and shock the french people and then point and laugh and yell 'FRENCH FRIES!!'
8: The best way to apologise is to not be a raging dickwad.
9: Congratulations on the improvement in your spelling. It's as if you went from fingerchomping retarded to fingerlicking good.
Then I saw the latest post in this thread, and bumped you back to toenailnomming bad.
10:These dick suk quotez
QUEUE
Yeah sorry, I'm not a fan. Your signature looks diseased.
Top Quotes:
Quotes That Didn't Make the Top 2.
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Ummm, interesting idea? :D
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just two more till people can vote keep em coming
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Congratulations on the improvement in your spelling. It's as if you went from fingerchomping retarded to fingerlicking good.
Then I saw the latest post in this thread, and bumped you back to toenailnomming bad.
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These dick suk quotez
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That will do! Thanks!
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Yeah sorry, I'm not a fan. Your signature looks diseased.
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It's really too bad n00b pl0x's account was deleted, so I can't just link you to his posts, or I'd have the top 100 best quotes.
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I will wait one more day before moving on to the next round of quotes
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http://qdb.mercenariesguild.net/1
Most of the quotes on the qdb are pretty funny though
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Thanks Khalsa, those quotes just scarred me. I'll keep in mind to return the favor. Now, if you excuse me, I'm going to barf over there about something else.
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I'm sorry I'm going to discontinue this thread, I am going away on congressional business and wont be able to maintain this thread, you are free to take my idea however. Im sorry I let you down, this project was too big for me.
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... Congressional?!
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Remember, he works for the SNB district...
They even gave him his own web browser! (if I remember correctly)
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Remember, he allegedly works for the SNB district...
They even allegedly gave him his own web browser! (if I remember correctly)
Fix'd.
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Aw c'mon people, leave it. Even if he was lying about that stuff, who cares?
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OK then how DO you say you are going to act as a jury in court with out actually saying "I'm going to act as a member of jury on the court" in English! For example if I'm really going to Port-au-Prince for business but I say "I'm going on a business trip." It looks like I said it wrong.
Remember, he works for the SNB district...
They even gave him his own web browser! (if I remember correctly)
Also I don't work with cults.
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You'd say something like "I have jury duty", if I interpreted your question correctly.
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<sarcasm>Remember, he works for the SNB district...
They even gave him his own web browser! (if I remember correctly)</scarcasm>
Fix'd.
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watch out for that "scarcasm"
it'll leave a mark
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Number 8 is awesome "The best way to apologise is to not be a raging dickwad."
definitely my favourite ;D
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Apparently, this was good enough to be in a sig, so with egomania, I present:
If you say one thing about torrents I will personally beat your crotch with a rusted rake.
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Raise the dead!
Or if you that simple, OMG FUKEN NEKROW!
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Number 8 is awesome "The best way to apologise is to not be a raging dickwad."
definitely my favourite ;D
His fault.
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i'm gonna say #'s 8 and 1.
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You, my friend, have an eye for the classics.
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I'm sorry I'm going to discontinue this thread, I am going away on congressional business and wont be able to maintain this thread, you are free to take my idea however. Im sorry I let you down, this project was too big for me.
You should put this entry in the next round
I'll be voting for it for sure oh yeah :laugh:
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i dont understand this quote whats funny about it
Quote from: snb on November 26, 2008, 03:59:30 AM
u m isn't that kind of self explanatory? ill go through it any way though, you can use your hardrive as the graphics card (well kind of i guess just a really crappy one, it will skip lag half life 2 for example that's why i had to buy a new graphics card since running things off of the hardrive doesn't work that well)so that's what i meant i only was saying one of my past experiences with having no graphics card
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Number 8 is awesome "The best way to apologise is to not be a raging dickwad."
definitely my favourite ;D
His fault.
I'm Sorry.
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toastisgood is back!
Where'd you go?
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o.Owtf lul
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Nice sig.
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pl0x would turn over in his grave if one of his quotes weren't included among the funniest on the trem.net forums.
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Vote for your favorite today:
1): sort by ping + stfu
2): epic epic is epic
3): this thread is full of fail
+1 Ryan
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I kinda liked:
How do I sorted sig?
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i dont understand this quote whats funny about it
Quote from: snb on November 26, 2008, 03:59:30 AM
u m isn't that kind of self explanatory? ill go through it any way though, you can use your hardrive as the graphics card (well kind of i guess just a really crappy one, it will skip lag half life 2 for example that's why i had to buy a new graphics card since running things off of the hardrive doesn't work that well)so that's what i meant i only was saying one of my past experiences with having no graphics card
still dont get it!~
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he is saying graphics cards and hard drives are interchangeable. please, please for the sake of these forums, stop necroposting, and shut the fuck up, cactusfrog.
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um actually I they are not, at least in english ( we don't very well have any word for grafix card in creole). A hard drive is a device that stores memory and some other components, you can run a game off your hard drive, but you will need a grafix card for it to run well (and since I can put in a grafix card with out taking out my hardrive, that obviously shows they aren't synonomous).