You know you have been playing Tremulous to long when you..........

[Dracone]

You do a project on Poland and make claims that they have shitty builders.

[Taiyo.uk]

When you think that Marazion is some kind of marauder refuge.

[amz181]

When you keep on pressing T to initiate chat when you dont need to

[Colynn']

You know you have been playing Tremulous to long when you..........

[Repatition]

when you start seeing blue dots every where!

[xDragant]

I do a 90 percent of the ozzy's list

My littl addition:

when you start with ''t'' all the lines of a text and figure out when you finish of type it, or in a chat when you read the log

So true.. I do that all the time in MySpace..

..after playing Tremulous though.

[Shadowgandor]

I only have that in about every single online game...

[Kaine]

You know you have been playing Tremulous to long when you hear about a woman getting raped on the news, and actually chuckle and say to yourself, "Hehe, she should've had better defenses covering her spawnpoint."

[Annihilation]

You know you have been playing Tremulous to long when you hear about a woman getting raped on the news, and actually chuckle and say to yourself, "Hehe, she should've had better defenses covering her spawnpoint."

No that just means your kaine or mentally ill, wait.. is there even a difference?

[ShadowNinjaDudeMan]

You know you have been playing Tremulous to long when you hear about a woman getting raped on the news, and say to yourself, "Hehe, she should've had better defenses covering her spawnpoint."

SNDM Inc. does not condone rape in any way. So I edited it fer you 

But t'was witty 

[Archangel]

You know you have been playing Tremulous to long when you hear about a woman getting raped on the news, and actually chuckle and say to yourself, "Hehe, she should've had better defenses covering her spawnpoint."

i only just realised this one

[mooseberry]

You know you have been playing Tremulous to long when you hear about a woman getting raped on the news, and actually chuckle and say to yourself, "Hehe, she should've had better defenses covering her spawnpoint."

i only just realised this one

Someone taught you about that one? 

Also, this isn't directly related but, I think there is really only about 75-150 people who ever play tremulous. Everyone else you think you see is just one of those aforementioned people playing under various aliases. It's true! 

[frazzler]

You know you have been playing tremulous too long when you...

Stop getting annoyed at ArchAngel's posts.
think birds must use hacks to fly.
watch CSI and wonder why everyone is so concerned about someone dying.
light a match and walk very very slowly with it, as carerful not to toast yourself.
go into a new room and leave again, because you forgot to turn cl_allowdownload 1 on.
while playing soccer, you scream "C'mon!", and expect someone to pass you the ball.
Hear about a terrorist attack and laugh, because they couldn't escape their own grenade.
get sick and go to the doctors/hospital, and look everywhere for the medi.
go to eat something, and wonder why you don't bite it just because it is in range.
Hear about people in poverty and assume their base got destroyed during SD.
think farms are all modded to have so much BP for their plants.
stay alive so long your human model starves.
find your girlfriend sexier when she wears green.
walk into a garden and expect to hear running water, even though there is none.
go to the museum of natural history and scream 'RANT, RUN!' at the t-rex skeleton.
have no spawns left and teabag your teammates in hopes of reproducing a builder.
Think all cross-country runners are hackers because they don't run out of stamina.
go to a debate and try to /callvote poll the audience.
Go to the chemist and ask for a medkit.

[CreatureofHell]

You know you have been playing tremulous too long when you...

Stop getting annoyed at ArchAngel's posts.

That one is more of a forum issue. You know if you have been on the forums too long.

[Archangel]

only the true forum warrior excludes the trolls and the semi-trolls 

[Ytram]

good work frazzler.
I laughed almost uncontrollably at the first half and the others were funny too!

[frazzler]

You know you have been tremulous too long when...

You tell construction workers they could have that skyscraper finished in minutes if they would trade in their tools for adv_ckits.
The power goes out and you try to find your RC so you can repair it.
You play 'Spore' and search for tremulous maps in the galaxy.
You are confronted with a bully and try to /callvote kick -r 'OMGWTFBBQ HAXOR AIMBOT NEWB!'
You think Niveus is a balanced map.
You kill your teammates even though Friendly Fire is off  
You fail your maths exam and blame it on lag.
You don't care what university you go to, as long as they have wireless ADSL2+.
You find hovels effective.
You tell people their thread has been posted before and get angry when people post in old threads.
You find hovels effective.
You can't wait for 2.0.
You think hovels are effective.

Need I say more?

[ShadowNinjaDudeMan]

No.
You have my approval to be quiet.

Niveus is an awesome map.

[Helix.]

No.
You have my approval to be quiet.

Niveus is an awesome map.

[frazzler]

Awesome, yes, balanced?...

[your face]

I think it's balanced.  I've had some of the most fun games ever on it.  <3 Karith too.

[ShadowNinjaDudeMan]

I think it's balanced.  I've had some of the most fun games ever on it.  <3 Karith too.

S3, BSuit with Chaingun
Niveus is the place to be.

[Kaine]

You know you have been playing tremulous WAAAAAAAAAY to long when you finally decide to listen to the shit frazzler spouts, and actually care enough to take the time to flame his sorry ass.

PS: Get fucked, Niveus owns.

[Snake]

You tell construction workers they could have that skyscraper finished in minutes if they would trade in their tools for adv_ckits.
The power goes out and you try to find your RC so you can repair it.
You play 'Spore' and search for tremulous maps in the galaxy.
You are confronted with a bully and try to /callvote kick -r 'OMGWTFBBQ HAXOR AIMBOT NEWB!'
You think Niveus is a balanced map.
You kill your teammates even though Friendly Fire is off 
You fail your maths exam and blame it on lag.
You don't care what university you go to, as long as they have wireless ADSL2+.
You find hovels effective.
You tell people their thread has been posted before and get angry when people post in old threads.
You find hovels effective.
You can't wait for 2.0.
You think hovels are effective.

THat is the list of the ones that ain't true

But the ones that SERIOUSLY suck are:

You can't wait for 2.0.

[Kaleo]

You think Niveus is a balanced map.

What about–

You've been playing Tremulous too long Niveus has become a balanced map.

It's true. It's balanced because the Aliens, which are pretty OP, start in a very undesirable position and must move at the very start of the game to have any chance of surviving. The map is a true test for pro Trem players.

[Nate]

/callvote kick Ms. Pine -r fucking cunt -r not passing me in spanish

!passvote

[ShadowNinjaDudeMan]

Well, if your on the alien team, and have more than 5 folk then usually 3 of them go off and harry the enemy and make them think coming after them is a bad, bad idea.
2 of the aliens move the base.

A team of good aliens (as opposed to a good team of humans) can get this done without feeding the humans.

Then things even out a bit, and if they arent retarded the humans run sorties and get a few kills.

Love that map. And its a pretty good size, egghunts are mercifully rare.

[Kaine]

Now Transit, there's a map to make me shudder.

[ShadowNinjaDudeMan]

Its a nice map, but the lack of clearly defined bases is both a good and a bad thing to me.

But the egghunts... Oh God the egghunts...

I havent played it in yonks.

[Helix.]

I LOVE UNCREATION