The Trem Commandments

[EpicDude86]

I just discovered one of my oldest bits of "Tremulous Writing" that was the basis of the TJS server, and which I am still trying to implement on my current server...anyways, enjoy them!



Due to an increasingly alarming rate of Heresy and Douchebaggery, I propose:

THE TREM COMMANDMENTS OF uBP

I. uBP is thine Server and thou shalt have no others tags before uBP

II. uBP accepts not the funny business, thou shalt not faketh membership or administration status in uBP lest ye be kicked, !forcespec'd, and/or ridiculed off the server

III. Thou shalt not take the Admins' names in vain (well, not the really powerful ones anyways)

IV. Keep Holy the Sabbath day (Seriously, If you play on uBP, you might need Jesus.)

V. Honor thine Mother and thine Father (Unless they aren't the ones paying for your internet)

VI. Thou shalt not murder...thine teammates

VII. Thou shalt not commit team adultery (nor shalt thou stacketh teams)

VIII. Thou shalt not kill-steal

IX. Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy server-mates (Falsified votes and claims are subject to raep)

X. Thou shalt not commit acts of douchebaggery![/color]

[Archangel]

huh

[Yarou]

THIS STORY SUCKS

[Supertanker]

*Calls a votekick for Yarou using obnoxious binds*

I laughed when reading the Ten Commandments part. I don't know, but there is always something funny about filling a paragraph with thys and thines and shalths and such, a la Monty Python.

The rest seems more like rules or somesuch, but the commandments alone are worth it.

[EpicDude86]

*Calls a votekick for Yarou using obnoxious binds*

I laughed when reading the Ten Commandments part. I don't know, but there is always something funny about filling a paragraph with thys and thines and shalths and such, a la Monty Python.

The rest seems more like rules or somesuch, but the commandments alone are worth it.

Yeah i just copied and pasted it. I'll just remove the rules section, it's not as funny here because it's way out of context.

[CreatureofHell]

Not as good as some of your previous things 

[Archangel]

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[EpicDude86]

(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

When did I get to 4chan??

[Steely Ann]

Thou shalt not covet thy allies' credits.
He that ceaselessly begs of his fellow,
"i died, plz share 5 evos?" is, in mine eye,
most verily worthy of exile.

Thou shalt also find that commandments art lame without measure.

[DeathSkull]

Thou shalt not covet thy allies' credits.
He that ceaselessly begs of his fellow,
"i died, plz share 5 evos?" is, in mine eye,
most verily worthy of exile.

Thou shalt also find that commandments art lame without measure.

I love you, marry me.

[Steely Ann]

I love you, marry me.

Eh, I think I could do better. 

[DeathSkull]

 

My man feelings are hurt.

[EpicDude86]

Even the negative criticism is nice.

Thanks guys.

[infestor1]

lul thats funny

[mooseberry]

Generally speaking, *necroing* like 5 topics in a row posting short +1 or lol, is considered, rude, stupid, etc.

[Amanieu]

Generally speaking, *necroing* like 5 topics in a row posting short +1 or lol, is considered, rude, stupid, etc.

urdoinitrong

Thou shalt not necro thy sacred topic, lest ye be struck by the holy banhammer.