Princess AppleJuice has recently made a number of people very angry, including me. However, as anger serves no function in a successful rebuttal, I will simply state objectively that Princess AppleJuice draws money-grubbing caitiffs to him like rats to the Pied Piper of Hamelin. The rest of this letter is focused exclusively on Princess AppleJuice, not because I harbor any ill-will towards him but because he spouts a lot of numbers whenever he wants to make a point. He then subjectively interprets those numbers to support his ipse dixits while ignoring the fact that he looks down with a really limitless condescension on anyone who has not been dragged through the obligatory schools and had the necessary knowledge pumped into him. I won't dwell on that except to direct your attention to the crapulous manner in which Princess AppleJuice has been trying to etiolate his enemies.
We must get beyond name-calling. In fact, I have said that to Princess AppleJuice on many occasions and I will keep on saying it until he stops trying to prostrate the honor, power, independence, laws, and property of entire countries. Put simply, I am aware that many people may object to the severity of my language. But is there no cause for severity? Naturally, I believe that there is because his idea of a good time is to teach the next generation how to hate—and whom to hate. If you doubt this, just ask around.
Princess AppleJuice's sound bites are a crazy-quilt patchwork of the most abhorrent kinds of alarmism you'll ever see. Sounds pretty argumentative, doesn't it? But is it any more so than Princess AppleJuice's hectoring ideas? It's my hunch that I am a law-and-order kind of person. I hate to see crimes go unpunished. That's why I indubitably hope that Princess AppleJuice serves a long prison term for his illegal attempts to extend his fifteen minutes of fame to fifteen months. He does not want to propound ideas that are widely perceived as representing outright jingoism because he is perverted, impudent, ugly, and blathering (though, granted, Princess AppleJuice is all of the aforementioned) but rather because Princess AppleJuice intends to create a new social class. Untrustworthy wastrels, cynical ratbags, and ethically bankrupt vermin will be given aristocratic status. The rest of us will be forced into serving as their apologists. To end on a more positive note: Princess AppleJuice lives in a mental and emotional la-la land.
