Okay, wow.
First off, let's hear it for DraZiLoX and his UNCANNY spoof of F1rst with a One's "journalistic voice". Everyone join me in a round of applause or whatever it is we do around here when someone does the opposite of fail as we celebrate...
THIS
V
THE BLASTER!!!!
you can easily pwn dretches 
with this gun but dont use it to bigger class because they are too big
you shuld never use blaster as maain weapon becuase its not so good than lucciffer cannon.
grangers 
are builders so you can easily blast them too death.
tutorial by me, F1rst19
ps. skywarp, the leader of clan pack helped me with the colors.
Seriously, I just peed-ed my pants while reading that last part again. Pitch-perfect satire.
Which brings me to...
F1rst with a One, honestly tell me: is English your first language? I'm really actually hoping that it's not, because this...
A medium sized alien creature possibly of taking out humans by pouncing or biting the flesh.
Meaning when you get close to your prey, pounce as fast as you can and best.
Going up against a regular human with armore or not, you pounce from a distance and with direct hit you take half his/hers health. Pounce again in close range to kill them.
Ending up pouncing then trying too bite will be hard because of the non stopping direction pressing human. You will get Shot up so pouncing is fast and more Likely of the human shooting will Miss and you won't.
Usually This is true I'd you play on the official U.S server you will see most of the
Goons pouncing fast from the people like ...
...is not English. It may appear to be at a glance, but it's not. Or, as you might say it, "Your Englishes not like faces that are ours who say English allday speak it."
Look man, can I be real with you? I'm gonna be real with you:
As pleased as I was with DraZ's "homage" to your threads, that's how frustrating it can be to read your posts sometimes. I'm not trying to be mean, dude, but SERIOUSLY?
*If you're gonna write a thread about Gooning, how about checking to see if something like that already exists? Then, you could compare your own information to what has already been covered by others and fill in the gaps with your own "tips and tricks". You might EVEN learn something.
*At the very least it will give you a sense of what kind of info you SHOULD BE providing. Everything you said (the parts that were decipherable, anyway) was mostly information a new player could easily figure out for themselves.
An example of something that usually DOES need explaining is the sword-face dynamic of the Goon-pounce. Specifically, that a small invisible "lightsaber" appears where your crosshair is on the screen when you pounce. To have a truly effective pounce, you need to learn the art of the "swipe" or pouncing past your target and swiping him with your crosshair once in range. But this is all just semantics.
*What YOU really need to learn is editing. Do us all a favor: The next time you finish writing one of your posts, go back and actually READ the words that you typed. Ask yourself, "Is this REALLY a sentence or just a cluster-fuck of words that is so bad, it couldn't even pass for lazy leet-speak?"
That being said, F1rst with a One, please don't ever stop. Because, believe it or not, I'm actually a big fan of your posts and hope you stick around for a long time.
