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kevlarman

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« Reply #30 on: August 12, 2006, 11:32:14 pm »
Quote from: "vcxzet"
I saw this crap! teslas around it makes the situation even funnier
hm, i don't remember seeing you there. or has he tried this base more than once? I personnally liked the fact that although he uses almost nothing but teslas, he put the dcc well out of their range, such that even a lisk can cripple the defences.
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gistenjunge

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« Reply #31 on: August 12, 2006, 11:49:28 pm »
7v7 on nexus6. human team 4 builders building/deconning for ~10minutes without talking a single word until alien rushkill the ubercrappy base.

alien nearly destroyed, all humans in bs searching for aliens.
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Ceaser342

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« Reply #32 on: August 13, 2006, 12:32:06 am »
Noobs are stupid and brave in there own retarded way.

Noob tries to take on 2 dragoons and a adv maruader.

Noob sneaks up behind A tyrant with a pain saw but switchs to blaster instead

Noob watchs guy is BS get melted by like 20 acid tubes and decides to try his own.  He didn't even make it to the door.
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« Reply #33 on: August 13, 2006, 02:05:15 am »
I was playing on ATCS yesterday, and it was like 4v4. ONE guy standing in between two turrets at the front of the entrance to the standard human base..WITH A CONSTRUCTION KIT, he wasnt building. I spawn as human and immediatley get bitten by LAVA CROFT, and then respawn again trying to run down to avoid getting bitten again, and again die..i tell the guy with the construction kit to blast the dretch..he just stands there. and then I finally manage to spawn without getting a head-shot and go an kill LAVA...to which this idiot with a construction kit just stands there looknig at me, and then proceeds to built turrets by the reactor/armory etc.

unbelievable.
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Ceaser342

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« Reply #34 on: August 13, 2006, 02:52:43 am »
That happened to me earlier on Karith got like 3 kills in a row before someone looked up at the chat msg and kill him
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« Reply #35 on: August 13, 2006, 01:27:19 pm »
I was running back to base, thank to the large round of the rifle, and I could hear *slash* *slash* *slash* right behind me. (About 10 times)

I was wtf? Especially when I didn't get any hit. So I decided to stop to see what it was : It was Rasz[PL] trying to kill me.
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Glunnator

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« Reply #36 on: August 13, 2006, 02:03:04 pm »
:roll: Belier, get a life!
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« Reply #37 on: August 13, 2006, 03:32:26 pm »
Top_Cat, perhaps he was scared of spiders, I'm suprised he wasn't standing on top of the reactor screaming :P
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Jaradcel

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« Reply #38 on: August 13, 2006, 05:31:07 pm »
That base hurts my eyes as a builder. *cries*

I HAVE done the attack grangar thing before (because for some n00bish reason, I kept thinking I was a dretch... roflmao. I was going "WTF? Why isn't he getting hit by me touching him?" till he lasered me to death =( )

I don't think deconning the Reactor is a bad thing since many Human bases are simply crap (or very, very difficult to defend well) but I think I just learned something new about the OM. I'll have to think on that one more.

About Arachnid2 and building in that U-shaped tunnel. Check out the thread on good base designs (the sticky) we had a discussion about the base there, and agreed that while it's snipable (as aalmost ll bases are when aliens reach S3 anyway) it IS tight enough that a tyrant is going to either haev to kill himself to cause serious damage, or he's going to have to keep retreating often. And hopefully get cockblocked :P

Edit: I noticed Norfenstien talking about it :P WTG my master. :P

Nux: *dies laughing* oh man... that's hilarious.

My pet peeve?

As a builder, watching n00b builders think "oh cool these guns can kill the aliens!" and set about building them far away from the base.

Repeat after me: TURRETS ARE THERE TO DISCOURAGE ATTACKS NOT KILL ALIENS.

I (actually, the sad thing... the whole team) fell for the "WTF ARE YOUDOING WHY DID YOU DECON THE REACTOR?" trick before.... that was mean. =(

Non-pushing humans at stage 2 and 3. I mean, I play humans the most. CMON DUDES GO OUT THERE GODDAMNIT!
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Zakky

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« Reply #39 on: August 13, 2006, 06:04:08 pm »
Quote from: "Nux"
How about the time I deconned the reactor, planning to THEN jetpack up to the ledge and build the new one >.<


I remember that! =D

I think what was more n00bish was all the people complaining about reloading their energy weapons AFTER i'd explained they could just sell them and buy them again at the armoury. Or they could use the repeater that Nux had built

edit: That base is great! Why haven't I thought of that level of defence? XD
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rasz_pl

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« Reply #40 on: August 13, 2006, 06:59:55 pm »
Quote from: "kevlarman"
Quote from: "vcxzet"
I saw this crap! teslas around it makes the situation even funnier
hm, i don't remember seeing you there. or has he tried this base more than once? I personnally liked the fact that although he uses almost nothing but teslas, he put the dcc well out of their range, such that even a lisk can cripple the defences.


I have seen such a "base" TWICE :(((
no idea what was the builder thinking :/
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Howitzer

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« Reply #41 on: August 13, 2006, 08:09:10 pm »
Quote from: "rasz_pl"
Quote from: "kevlarman"
Quote from: "vcxzet"
I saw this crap! teslas around it makes the situation even funnier
hm, i don't remember seeing you there. or has he tried this base more than once? I personnally liked the fact that although he uses almost nothing but teslas, he put the dcc well out of their range, such that even a lisk can cripple the defences.


I have seen such a "base" TWICE :(((
no idea what was the builder thinking :/


*All aliens ONLY attack the reactor and don't have any attention towards anything else?*
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Zakky

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« Reply #42 on: August 13, 2006, 08:09:53 pm »
Quote from: "Howitzer"
Quote from: "rasz_pl"
Quote from: "kevlarman"
Quote from: "vcxzet"
I saw this crap! teslas around it makes the situation even funnier
hm, i don't remember seeing you there. or has he tried this base more than once? I personnally liked the fact that although he uses almost nothing but teslas, he put the dcc well out of their range, such that even a lisk can cripple the defences.


I have seen such a "base" TWICE :(((
no idea what was the builder thinking :/


*All aliens ONLY attack the reactor and don't have any attention towards anything else?*


It could work  :wink:
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Eli

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« Reply #43 on: August 14, 2006, 05:34:40 am »
Hmm the stupidest thing I have ever seen in Tremulous...hmm...


Probably when someone built an egg on the cieling right over a batch of turrets and teslas.
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DIGI_Byte

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« Reply #44 on: August 14, 2006, 05:56:09 am »
where the Turrets there before or after the egg


hahahaaa.... which came first?

the Turret or the egg?
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Karvajalka

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« Reply #45 on: August 14, 2006, 06:48:46 am »
When the team consist of mostly good players and they all say "someone build" and leave the base to kill dretches and leave building to Unnamed player. Unnamed builds a crappy base but all just ignore it, maybe say that it's a bad base. When aliens hit s3 base get's destroyed in seconds. After that all good players start blaming the Unnamed because he is so noob player and should not build. The fact is, all good players were so busy to get a high kill count, that they didn't even think about building because it might keep them from getting the"über" score. Now who is more noobish, the fresh tremulous palyer or the pro who makes them to what they can't do correct (atleast usualy)?
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DIGI_Byte

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« Reply #46 on: August 14, 2006, 06:57:01 am »
^that happened to me alot of times my bases where good they left me to it and yea... but i couldn't stop four tyrants and a swarm or adv. marudas
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whitebear

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« Reply #47 on: August 14, 2006, 07:03:37 am »
Exactly... To those so called "pro" players I say that best player is the one who is last one alive and builder that ends up building new base wich saves all team mate's ass. I have been once nominated jesus for that... You might not earn high score but lots of respect.
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kozak6

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« Reply #48 on: August 14, 2006, 07:21:56 am »
One type of bug base that seems particularly popular on SST is what I like to call an egg farm.

Needless to say, it doesn't work very well.
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whitebear

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« Reply #49 on: August 14, 2006, 07:31:17 am »
One way to feed humans is it? Spawn instantly and go on suicide mission.
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Basilisco

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« Reply #50 on: August 14, 2006, 12:17:13 pm »
Quote from: "kozak6"
One type of bug base that seems particularly popular on SST is what I like to call an egg farm.

Needless to say, it doesn't work very well.


You mean..
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Taiyo.uk

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« Reply #51 on: August 14, 2006, 01:46:17 pm »
The most *n00bish* thing? SST.

A game lasted about ten minutes because for some reason (I won't think about why to avoid a scanners-style head explosion) all 260 alien build points had been used to build a tight cluster of 26 eggs all in one corridor. Soon, there were about ten humans at each end mowing down dretches with rifles. Then there were ten humans with helmets and pulse rifles and five turrets at each end mowing dretches. Then there were ten humans in battlesuits with lucifer cannons, five turrets and two teslas at each end, still mowing dretches. Then the humans won.

n00b.
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Stof

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« Reply #52 on: August 14, 2006, 02:23:59 pm »
Crappy human team, game shouldn't have lasted long after s2 at best :wink:
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« Reply #53 on: August 14, 2006, 02:27:10 pm »
BS with chaingun backed into a corner (obviously afraid of loosing the accumulated credits)
I wallwalk over and drop onto their head
They begin frantically shooting in all directions, but won't move or look up.
They die
A BSuit killed by a dretch. (I almost feel bad for em, almost)

Painsaws who think they are immune to dretches.

Dretches rushing out of base to attempt to kill the las gun guy who always has the high kill counts who is sitting just outside base!

Staring down a flamer as an adv mara.  I rush at flamer, jump just outside of flamer range (jump just off to the side,) flamer lights up, burns self, angles up to get me (can't,) I zap them hard.  I take minor damage but heal.  Flamer turns and looks at me, waiting for me to rush again...
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Nux

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« Reply #54 on: August 14, 2006, 03:29:07 pm »
Quote from: "Basilisco"
Quote from: "kozak6"
One type of bug base that seems particularly popular on SST is what I like to call an egg farm.

Needless to say, it doesn't work very well.


You mean..


You get alot of artist when it comes to base building.. and I don't blame them.

It's fun to make a pretty looking base.

..but they're usually just pretty looking crap.
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Rippy

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« Reply #55 on: August 14, 2006, 03:44:14 pm »
Well, they aren't the MOST n00bish things, but they were still funny.

- In general, when you see someone running around with a bsuit and a rifle.

- In once game on Akka, it was a 3v3 or 4v4 on Transit. Me and Maltagearion and a couple others were on humans, only alien I remember is Walker. One of the alien players says "ok decon reactor now, im ready, go go go", and of course Malta sees that and goes and decons reactor. gg. :P It wasn't really n00bish per se, just an honest mistake, but I still found it hilarious.
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« Reply #56 on: August 14, 2006, 04:19:58 pm »
The most noobish thing really is people joining a game, and then going like:

"WHERE DO I BUY GUNS?"
"HOW CAN I GET BIGGER ALIEN"
"WTF WHERE I BUY AMMO"
etc.
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« Reply #57 on: August 14, 2006, 04:24:57 pm »
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« Reply #58 on: August 14, 2006, 05:12:42 pm »
the most anoying thing, is when i am in the base, and 3 tyrants come and start rapeing the base. i yell in chat that were being killed, but none come to help.  then thay bitch at *me* when we lose.
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Nux

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« Reply #59 on: August 14, 2006, 09:20:17 pm »
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the most anoying thing, is when i am in the base, and 3 tyrants come and start rapeing the base. i yell in chat that were being killed, but none come to help.  then thay bitch at *me* when we lose.


We're being attacked!! WHY THE HELL ARE YOU TALKING?!?

FIGHT!! DEFEND!!!
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