And then the tyrant typed !layout edit; !layout clear human; !layout finish, because the humans had inifite insta-luci mods. The humans went WTF? ABUSE!, but were muted by a rampant mute vote. The tyrants then typed !layout edit; !layout build eggpod; !layout build eggpod; and built 1000 eggs, then typed !layout finish, and then the whole alien team spawned as dretch, and a tyrant used !layout then devolved, then revolved, and donated the credits, and kept doing this till the whole alien team had tyrant, then they attacked, and the humans were lost beyod recovery, and the aliens attacked earth, and they enslaved everyone but the eskimes, because the eskimoes were secret alien spies, and then they ate mars, because it was made of pineapples, and then they combined together to form a giant mega-super-ultra-big-large-royal-advanced tyrant, and the advanced tyrant ate the whole globular cluster, but it gave him gas, and so he took an intergalactic-ultra-tums, but the tyrant was allergic to tums, so he exploded and then his mass caused a black hole, and a white hole popped up in heaven, and started spitting out planets from the black hole. God took an ultra-cone, and shoved it in the white hole, and that stopped all the shit from coming out, and so arthur dent ate a vogon, but the vogon didn't like that, so he made him a ship from his toe jambs, but the toe jabs were an evolving form of life, so they ate the foot, and then teleported out of existance. Chef brian ate his pants, because grapefruits are called pamplemoose in french. The falling sand kept falling, and buried the reactor, but the aliens evolved into shovels, and dug a tunnel, and ate the reactor, but then the overmind got angry, so it spammed THE OVERMIND NEEDS SPAWNS untill the aliens got pissed, and killed the overmind, and then the humans all were kicked by an army of UnnamedPlayers, who dropped nades in their base, then went out to fight aliens with blasters. The admin came on, and said WTF, then died from a fart attack, because he hadnt farted in a week, because the queen said he shouldnt in polite company, so he could only fart in nightclubs, but all the nightclubs were closed because of a stripper strike, and so they ate their faces out of the bathtub. 1155 was the number of cities affected, so they launched an Intergalactic balistic waffle, but the waffle was eated by an army of Pirate eating space grangers that went UNNG-BLEA-ARR! The waffle didnt like this, so it called the martians, who lived on saturn's rings (dont ask) and the martians didnt give a shit, so they built a base in flash player, but flash player was incompitent, so it called apple on the phone, and apple replaced it with quicktime, but quicktime was made of kiwibirds, so the canaries were made of the previews from mac os x, but mac os x was defating the windows world of evil, and then berners lee threw up his hands and declared "FOOLISH EARTHLINGS! ALL YOUR INTERNETS ARE BELONG TO US! THERE IS NOTHING YOU CAN DO TO SURVIVE MAKE YOUR TIME! HAHAHA!" but noone listened, because they were playing Zero Wing, and the doucebags exploded.
