[not part of story]tayo, you are a comedic genius. you should audition for some tv show[/not part of story]

leth go! dc down!

OMG YUO KILLZORED THE DC BANZOR!

shut up noob

was
killed by
TEAMMATE 

wtf! it was stupid spam email!

oh, ONOZ! SAVE US! ALIENZ!

moo

what?

MOO

whoa! goons can fly
ALL: HE CAN FLY, HE CAN FLY, HE CAN FLY, HE CAN FLY

was pounced by


what a n00b

ONOZ!!! A GOON!!!!!! SAVE USZORZ!!!!!
GO GO MIGHTY MORPHIN BATTLE GRANGERS!!!
dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun grangers! (batman theme)

wait, why are we helping humans?

we're not moron

was killed by


cammon, spawn already!

was blasted by


W00t! a kill! time to go bs!

now we're talking

was chaingunned by


ha ha stupid aliens, we got you now

wait, why is nobody building a dc

ha! while you were distracted i pwned your arm

wtf dretches can't kill buildings
/callvote kick uber1337ninjadretch for "hacking"
yes:3 no:5

wtf he's totally hacking!

so? he's pwning your base
OUR BASE IS UNDER ATTACK

(he was the noob bs) ha! i'll kill him with a nade!

ONOZ! YOU THREW A NADE NEXT TO OUR REAC AND DAMAGED SPAWN WTF WERE YOU THINKING

was pwned by
TEAMMATE 

was pwned by
TEAMMATE 

blew himself up

was pwned by


hahahahahahahaha!!!haha--URK

was chaingunned by


was chaingunned by


was chaingunned by


WTF NO SPAWNS

OOH! THE MIGHTY MORPHIN POWER GRANGERS!!!