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kaziorvb

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« Reply #1020 on: June 11, 2007, 10:52:01 pm »
but then a goon came and MOOO-ed at'em all, so theyve ran scared.

too bad the MOOO was very loud, so other goons came on. they all started MOOO-in at teh world and so it turnd into lika goon-world.

but not for some kind of long time, cuz ofc tyrz came and started roaring...
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HamStar

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« Reply #1021 on: June 12, 2007, 04:55:06 pm »
And then Taiyo offered them all chikn, which they gratefully accepted...
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Taiyo.uk

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« Reply #1022 on: June 12, 2007, 05:15:20 pm »
:marauder: -- i has chkn.
MOOO! -- :dragoon:
:marauder: -- u can has chkn. is gift.
MOOOOO! -- :dragoon:
:marauder: -- *
:marauder: -- !slap :dragoon: 9999
:dragoon: felt :marauder: 's spanking paddle
:marauder: -- Thou art not a cow!
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kaziorvb

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« Reply #1023 on: June 12, 2007, 06:20:26 pm »
but then the ultimate overmind showed up and showed them its almighty wrath - rained them with bunnies, anyway

 :dragoon: hi, im a goon, and i dont wanna be illustrated with this crappy icon, so if you wanna make me playin a role, just describe me

 :advmarauder: sure, i agree with goonie (the first and the last time...), even tho u steal all the frags forya

 :overmind: but i do not mwahahahahahahahahahahahah (and even more)
- said overmind and smashed them up with a burning cat (?)
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« Reply #1024 on: June 12, 2007, 06:21:46 pm »
POST 1024!
I win.
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Taiyo.uk

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« Reply #1025 on: June 12, 2007, 08:37:16 pm »
:dretch: -- 1025 yay!
No, I think you'll find it's zero. -- :basilisk:
:dretch: -- lol nub!
You've overflowed. Notice how your carry flag is set. -- :basilisk:
:dretch: -- I'm ten bit?
Yes. Go pwn some humans to get a greater bit depth. -- :basilisk:

:dragoon: -- ROOOAAR! 18446744073709551615 killz0rz! Only another two before I loose count!
Woah! -- :dretch:
See, ph33r his 64bit l33tness! Just pwn three humans and you can be l33t liek dat too! -- :basilisk:

so then...
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kaziorvb

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« Reply #1026 on: June 12, 2007, 08:44:41 pm »
... they all got power-down. after bootin they noticed that the screen displays in black-n-white, so their bit depths dont make a matter no longer.

but it wasnt that bad, cuz every map looked like a checkerboard so every alien was unseen. too bad humans came on with their new solutions, they made checker-suits, so they were pretty invisible, as the aliens' radar was almost unrecognisable

thats why ...
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Taiyo.uk

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« Reply #1027 on: June 12, 2007, 09:11:38 pm »
:dretch: -- WE HAVE P00NH4X!!1!1!1oneone!1
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Fukacz

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« Reply #1028 on: June 12, 2007, 09:22:13 pm »
... teh Kentucky Fried Chicken arrived to beat 'em up, as they all were his slaves. He burned all humies and cloned himself to feed whole Universe, but dretchy got INSANE and ate all clones, till he turned into one big pile of shit.

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a burning cat (?)
showed up and everybody ONOZed, and then....
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« Reply #1029 on: June 12, 2007, 09:23:41 pm »
..some guy with a retarted signature posted before me...
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kaziorvb

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« Reply #1030 on: June 12, 2007, 09:27:13 pm »
cat stopped burnin and decided to say kthxbye and leave the show.

then the big pile of shit exploded and covered everything with shit. thats how atcs has been made.

but what, somewhere in space a little dretch heard all the shit-boom so it decided to arrive. took his whole dretch team and got on earth

all the dretches started eating shit and so every dretch turned into a big pile of shit and exploded at once.

thats how all the atcs clones has been made.

now ...
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Taiyo.uk

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« Reply #1031 on: June 13, 2007, 11:27:23 am »
:dretch: -- I've made a new map.
Uh-huh, what it like? -- :granger:
:dretch: -- nubcaken will think it's perfectly balanced because it's symmetrical. Morons with maladjusted monitors and excessive gamma settings will think it looks cool and detailed because it uses the same brown-gray texture throughout.
That sounds... Awful. Why make such a map? -- :granger:
:dretch: -- Because it's a n00b-magnet. If I set up a server with just this map then all the n00bs will play there instead of infesting our l33t maps server.
Cool. What's the map called? -- :granger:
:dretch: -- Always Total Continuous Spam.
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Glunnator

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« Reply #1032 on: June 14, 2007, 01:08:31 pm »
:granger: -- OH T4H NOOSE!

:granger: exploded
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« Reply #1033 on: June 16, 2007, 04:55:37 pm »
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Taiyo.uk

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« Reply #1034 on: June 16, 2007, 04:59:12 pm »
:tyrant: -- O RLY?
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mooseberry

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« Reply #1035 on: June 16, 2007, 05:22:00 pm »
:basilisk: rawr feer my l33tness!!

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« Reply #1036 on: June 16, 2007, 06:42:06 pm »
Suddenly, UberLeetNinjaDretch appeared once more.

-- THIS THREAD SHALL NOT END! MUAHAHAHHA!
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A_Total_noob

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« Reply #1037 on: June 16, 2007, 07:00:49 pm »
But he stepped on a anti-tank landmine from WWII.
Normally, only the sheer weight of tanks can tigger off this type of mine, but UberLeetNinjaDretch's sheer weight caused it to blow.
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lawl, people still play Tremulous ?

mooseberry

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« Reply #1038 on: June 16, 2007, 07:02:57 pm »
So than his body parts flew around the world which caused...
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A_Total_noob

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« Reply #1039 on: June 16, 2007, 07:11:42 pm »
his grandfather to wake up  ( http://distefano.com/GRAPHICS/athome4.jpg )
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lawl, people still play Tremulous ?

mooseberry

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« Reply #1040 on: June 16, 2007, 07:49:31 pm »
Who than took his body parts and sold them in a market in
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Taiyo.uk

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« Reply #1041 on: June 16, 2007, 07:56:18 pm »
Another Total Camping Situation where the humans bought the body parts and used them to...
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mooseberry

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« Reply #1042 on: June 16, 2007, 08:00:01 pm »
Lure those camping aliens out of their base but
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Fukacz

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« Reply #1043 on: June 16, 2007, 09:27:38 pm »
The Tick appeared and shouted
- SPOOOOOOOOOOON !!
and everybody replied
- There is no spoon
and The Tick disappeared, moving to another dimension, where ppl haven't seen Matrix yet.
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mooseberry

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« Reply #1044 on: June 16, 2007, 10:26:05 pm »
So he showed it to them but they didnt like it so they threw peanuts at him. So than..
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Taiyo.uk

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« Reply #1045 on: June 16, 2007, 11:20:54 pm »
:tyrant: -- !ban Fukacz 9999999999999 THERE IS NO SPOON U NUB!!1!!11
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« Reply #1046 on: June 16, 2007, 11:21:50 pm »
He took out a fork and hit a
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« Reply #1047 on: June 17, 2007, 12:07:21 am »
a Taiyo.uk in the head... they are hard to find, but there appears one in almost every thread,
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mooseberry

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« Reply #1048 on: June 17, 2007, 12:09:08 am »
With chkin and
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Taiyo.uk

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« Reply #1049 on: June 17, 2007, 02:12:12 am »
a fork... IN MY HEAD! I'VE BEEN FORKED... IN THE HEAD!!1! ZOMG HELP!
Then :marauder: came along and...
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