What is your religion?

[player1]

Timboism

All hail the holy dretchswarm!

[TinMan]

Wow, no jokes about me being Neo-Pagan, just the Amish folks.

Why would there be any? Neo-Pagan is a very popular religion, didn't you see what I first wrote?

[PIE]

What about that thing with the flying spaghetti monster?

PASTAFARIANISM FTW

In my short lifetime I have learned that religion means blooshed, so I try to steer clear of it.

Life lasts as long as life.. if there is an afterlife it lasts for all time after life... seems like a little bloodshed is a little price to pay for all eternity.
And while I think a lot of people go around making huge life-altering mistakes because they failed to think about possibly the most important concept to life. Not thinking about it might be a safe choice, and its probably good at some point to accept you will never know but i can't keep such a big glaring mystery off my mind. I also think that life has been made ambiguous on purpose and if there is something waiting, we can't be blamed for what we believe.

[Matt Yee]

I believe in the evolution theory.
We are monkeys!!!

Hah, You're wrong. There is no reasons to believe in that piece of poo. Sorry.

[Fragged]

I believe in the evolution theory.
We are monkeys!!!

Hah, You're wrong. There is no reasons to believe in that piece of poo. Sorry.

...welllll really monkeys throw poo at each other. If this religous talk is poo (as you put it) then we are throwing poo at each other... which means we're monkeys! I am just kidding with this. I am actually lds (mormon) and i believe in my church.

[floodbud]

Amish people are cool.  I had to bootleg this computer to use it...lol j/k Im not amish, I'm Mormon (devout too).  I go to church every week, I'm a goody-two-shoes and everything.  Seffy we should be friends?

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Floodbud

[Evlesoa]

My Religion: MILF

Yes... im a MILF with me myself and I, thats 3 guys. Awesome huh? we also like to put things in our bodies that DONT belong there! Its a religion where the "BALLZ" of doom are believed in!

[sleekslacker]

My Religion: MILF

Yes... im a MILF with me myself and I, thats 3 guys. Awesome huh? we also like to put things in our bodies that DONT belong there! Its a religion where the "BALLZ" of doom are believed in!

OMG you are a mother ? Why didn't you tell me earlier .. I coud have set you up a deal. Anyway, go to this site *link removed* .. yes .. yes and send me an email at the address you see on that page. This could mean business for your whole family, so don't wait too long.

edit: sorry about the porn.. it was a direct copy paste from google.

[Rawr]

I'm an Amish  :roll:

[Plague Bringer]

My Religion: MILF

Yes... im a MILF with me myself and I, thats 3 guys. Awesome huh? we also like to put things in our bodies that DONT belong there! Its a religion where the "BALLZ" of doom are believed in!

OMG you are a mother ? Why didn't you tell me earlier .. I coud have set you up a deal. Anyway, go to this site **link removed, thanks for creating more links of it** [lol] .. yes .. yes and send me an email at the address you see on that page. This could mean business for your whole family, so don't wait too long.

OMG PORNOGRAPHY BAN PLS.

[KobraKaine]

He apologized now.  Anyway, I think we all get the point slacker was trying to make, and that's the important thing.

[Superpie]

Catholicism rox, it's like communism but with a leader that pretends to have a leader...

[janev]

You forgot one:

http://www.venganza.org/

<3 flyingspaghettimonsterism

[KobraKaine]

Alright, enough of this "flying spaghetti monster" crap.  It was admittedly worth a few chuckles the first time I heard it, but this is the fourth or fifth time somebody has referenced it now, and it's getting irritating fast.

Please stop.

As for Polish Farm Boy/ixil_nuquil/f0rque/reverendwhoever/malka/godknowswhoelse please, PLEASE, PLEASE just find some other forum somewhere to terrorize.

Thanks.

[i_love_iris_flammea]

thing that makes me feel strange is thought that it may not be fake



btw add "love" to the poll

[PIE]

Ok, i removed all of the flamewar to its own split and locked it as suggested. PLEASE don't make me do it again or i might get grumpy and be mean to you  :evil:. Keep it on topic and please respect each other's religions. It is a sensitive topic so please act maturely.

[Glunnator]

All hail the mighty PIE!
GJ dude!

[cienade]

It almost surprised me that there was scientologists, but then I realised this is a sci-fi game. Since you didn't put Sith, I picked Athiest, on account of my ears aren't clogged with shit, and I use my brain for something other than a space filler.

[kozak6]

The scientologist votes are probably joke votes.

[f0rqu3]

The scientologist votes are probably joke votes.

no. they will eat your placenta for that

[KobraKaine]

The scientologist votes are probably joke votes.

no. they will eat your placenta for that

Please Forqu3... that was really unnecissary.

[Plague Bringer]

That's the definition of shitspam.

[/dev/humancontroller]

My religion:

I don't believe in any theories that are non physical, religions that someone just pulled out of his ass one day, and the rest of the idiots in the world followed.

I define life as any non-random system adhering to some rule. Our world in terms of physics has a semi-random behaviour, which means it can form into systems of behaviour that are spontaneous. Life is associated with matter, us, the Earth, the solar systems, and the whole world, each having their unique scope and resolution.

Genetics are a type of basis of life. They work basically by accepting the good, and throwing away the bad. Levels are automatically achieved through the randomness of the world. One who is genetically superior to another has a higher chance of survival and reproduction, while one that is not, tends not to spread. This is the evolution. However, genetics don't tend to be the best universally, because that is impossible, rather, they are following the bounds of the surroundings. We all tend to survive in our environment, to be the best in it, but since we are specialized in surviving in our current location, a sudden change in the environment can end it all. Only a slow transition is possible. Or with the help of what we call technology. A genetical evolution may end up the following way:
matter system -> microorganisms -> advanced organisms -> thinking and coordination -> technology -> augumentation -> genetical programming -> artificial life -> something inferior

Where do the spirits come in? Well, some scientists theorise the existance of other dimensions, out of which we know only 3(space)+1(time). The semi-randomness and evolution should apply to the others as well. One who has randomly developed a helping, protecting and society developing aid in the secondary dimensions has a special rate of survival, and that is considered genetically beneficial. This system is also subject to evolution, and has possibly developed over time. So when thinking of spirits, if exist, should be thought of as a physical possibility.

[gareth]

i do not believe there is a god.

i do not believe there is not a god.

[Kaleo]

http://ctrlaltdel-online.com/comic.php?d=20070630

[KamikOzzy]

Atheist. Religion takes up too much trem-time.

[A_Total_noob]

National Socialism.

Well, it resembles a religion.