shadowgandor
I'd like to know what PIE meant when he was saying that whole "he has no idea what he is talking about half the time" thing or the "you learn more than he seemed to know from reading the back of the case" deal, and then doesn't quite elaborate. Capiche? 
I didn't really play halo 1.. or if i did i don't remember it. I bought it for the PC but never made it through. I co-op played halo 2 really fast but wasn't paying attention all that much, but i actually played halo 3 and by the time i was done with it i knew a lot more about the story and what was going on than he seemed to know. Some quotes:
"ive never actually played a halo game until this one"
"all i knew going into the game was this, there is some guy called mastercheif"
Didn't read the back of the box or the manual.. obvious..
"The world has been conquered by evil aliens all though some of the aliens are good by some arbitrary designation and there are those other aliens that are basically the headcrabs from halflife in disguise"
-Its clear why some are good, they only keep saying it over and over again and most of the first half of the game you keep being reminded, and nothing in the game looks like a head crab
"Big rings in space that make this die somehow"
-..once again.. manual
"Most of the game in a base being ordered around by a 12 year old girl"
-I think this is the second level... if you spent most of the game in the second level i suspect you didn't play most of the game.
"The lighting constantly vomits brightly colored blume into your face"
-..fix your tv
"If you were to ask me to summerize halo 3 in just one word i'd tell you to stop being such a twat"
-thats more than one word...
"sunday stroll down easy street for the last hour or so"
-Once again, i suspect he didn't actually finish the game..
Said the guns were like guns made by matel, then how the hell did he jump to you having the bfg900?.. and you don't even kill the hobbit guy..
Maybe thats over analyzing it but if i am going to spend 4 minutes listening to someone who didn't even pay for the game, whether they are trying to be humorous or not, they should at least try to know something about the game.. most of what he said you could just randomly change to any game and that is lazy.