Author Topic: Is there a psychoneurosis test i can take? (Read 18308 times)

Knowitall66 · « **Reply #30 on:** December 09, 2007, 11:44:56 pm »

The clear cause of your problem is use of this Board. You have made many foes, whos insults have finnally sunk in and will break you down from the inside, out. Ultimatly the solution is to look away from your monitor.
Whatever that means.

Evlesoa · « **Reply #31 on:** December 09, 2007, 11:48:26 pm »

K im bored... took this pic today lol

That's what i look like now (ugly i know), with a cold sore

+ OPTIMUS + · « **Reply #32 on:** December 10, 2007, 12:21:19 am »

------> http://tremulous.net/forum/index.php?topic=1399.0 <------

we are not prepared for this here, i almost had a heart attack!

Evlesoa · « **Reply #33 on:** December 10, 2007, 12:22:58 am »

What you mean... ?

zybork · « **Reply #34 on:** December 10, 2007, 12:41:50 am »

He ... DID IT! He postet a picture of himself! GO, PHOTOSHOP, GO! HURRA! *evil grins*

Evlesoa · « **Reply #35 on:** December 10, 2007, 12:52:34 am »

Lol i dont care

zybork · « **Reply #36 on:** December 10, 2007, 01:23:53 am »

Oh boy... you SHOULD! What bothers me is that I didn't change have to change anything to make it bad

Get a life. Get out. Get to a doctor. Get some real food. Do some sports. Wait until puberty's over. Do try not to bunk off school so much. ... Whatever you do: Do it NOW.

PS: People, please don't think somehint bad of me because of this. But we were all young, we all had youngster's problems, we all had to deal with grownups being harsh to us. That's the way of life.

Evlesoa · « **Reply #37 on:** December 10, 2007, 01:26:11 am »

Lol i may have no life, but you have no life either... if you didnt know, i have a neo-nazi haircut. That's what it's called, however has nothing to do with nazism.

Kinda like a skin head, with one side shaved, and other side with hair on it. (also shaved a bit, to be short)

And i use anti-oils and stuff, so you cant rly pick on me.

P.S. Il show you something better

Edit - NVM my other pic is just too emo

NiTRoX · « **Reply #38 on:** December 10, 2007, 04:01:00 pm »

O rly nub?

Caveman · « **Reply #39 on:** December 10, 2007, 04:26:17 pm »

Hmmm...

Correct me if I am wrong, but isn't the pupil supposed to be small when direct lighting hits the eye? Furthermore isn't this a sure sign to be on drugs if they are so widened?

Rocinante · « **Reply #40 on:** December 10, 2007, 04:32:21 pm »

I'll play devil's advocate here Caveman.. if the camera doesn't have red-eye reduction, it's quite likely that the flash went off and the CCD captured the image before the pupil had time to constrict. Red-eye reduction systems work by firing the flash a few times rapidly before the CCD is energized to take the photo so the pupils have time to constrict before the main flash fires, and if his camera doesn't have that (or it's turned off) it's quite easy to get photos of people with their eyes dilated.

Caveman · « **Reply #41 on:** December 10, 2007, 07:15:05 pm »

Aren't the shadows a tad bit off then. I might err also, in prolongating the angle of them, but I doubt it

Evlesoa · « **Reply #42 on:** December 10, 2007, 08:21:40 pm »

Umm...

Depression + Stress + 6 hours of sleep a night for 4 months = Pupil Reacts Slow to light

Edit - The camera does do the tik tik tik, with short bursts of light before the main flash, just tested it.
Its one of those digital cameras with a flap to open the flash (like looks like this _ closed and then becomes /+)

Caveman · « **Reply #43 on:** December 10, 2007, 08:53:00 pm »

excuses, excuses ...

zybork · « **Reply #44 on:** December 10, 2007, 09:33:04 pm »

Drugs that widen pupil: kaffeine, speed, amphetamines, ecstacy - anything that speeds you up.

And now I go and do something more important.

The MC Horton Crankfire · « **Reply #45 on:** December 10, 2007, 09:51:59 pm »

Quote from: Caveman on December 10, 2007, 07:15:05 pm

Aren't the shadows a tad bit off then. I might err also, in prolongating the angle of them, but I doubt it

I agree, he obviously Photoshopped his own completely unremarkable picture. It's the only logical explanation.

(http://xkcd.com/331/)

Evlesoa · « **Reply #46 on:** December 10, 2007, 10:20:34 pm »

@Mc, Umm if i photoshopped it, then why would i put it on my myspace, and my mom printed it to send it to my grandma? Also, the arc of the iris is not distorted, look carefully and you'll see. And if you look at the flash in my pupil, you will see it's not distorted either. Next time think a bit before sayin random bs about my pic

@Caveman, Excuses? How is that an excuse? Its reality my friend. I go to bed at 11, i get up at 5. Thats 6 hours...

@MC again, you're real funny. I don't even have access to my computer and you say i photoshopped my pic? With what computer? My mom's guest account where you can't download or install anything?

firebladez212 · « **Reply #47 on:** December 10, 2007, 10:26:58 pm »

Quote from: The MC Horton Crankfire on December 10, 2007, 09:51:59 pm

Quote from: Caveman on December 10, 2007, 07:15:05 pm
Aren't the shadows a tad bit off then. I might err also, in prolongating the angle of them, but I doubt it

I agree, he obviously Photoshopped his own completely unremarkable picture. It's the only logical explanation.

(htt://kc) <--- this part

can this be deleted? there is a girl with a penis masterbating, and it could really be harmfull for viewers

Caveman · « **Reply #48 on:** December 10, 2007, 10:30:50 pm »

geeze, I knew the educational system to be ...
But that it is this bad?
I refered to the lighting being wrong in conjunction with using the described flash.

Rocinante · « **Reply #49 on:** December 10, 2007, 10:37:48 pm »

Quote from: firebladez212 on December 10, 2007, 10:26:58 pm

can this be deleted? there is a girl with a penis masterbating, and it could really be harmfull for viewers

Perhaps too much masturbation is the reason you can't see what the cartoon actually is.

PIE · « **Reply #50 on:** December 11, 2007, 01:13:40 am »

Quote from: Evlesoa on December 10, 2007, 10:20:34 pm

@Mc, Umm if i photoshopped it, then why would i put it on my myspace, and my mom printed it to send it to my grandma? Also, the arc of the iris is not distorted, look carefully and you'll see. And if you look at the flash in my pupil, you will see it's not distorted either. Next time think a bit before sayin random bs about my pic

@MC again, you're real funny. I don't even have access to my computer and you say i photoshopped my pic? With what computer? My mom's guest account where you can't download or install anything?

Click the link.. take some time... and maybe your sense of humor will kick in and you will understand what he meant.

I personally think you used MSpaint.... just to screw with caveman.
I also suggest you get more sleep. Sleep can effect mood.

Evlesoa · « **Reply #51 on:** December 11, 2007, 01:51:59 am »

I used paint? Last time i checked you cant warp things in paint. At least i dont know how to...

Ok i admit, i did it. K? Happy? Even tho i didnt, il say it just to make you happy.

Can you teach me how to warp things like that? Or perhaps you want another shot of me and see what i look like after 2 hours of sleep all night? Nice blue circles under my eyes, wanna see?

Why dont u come over and see, see my pokemans.

+ OPTIMUS + · « **Reply #52 on:** December 11, 2007, 12:36:00 pm »

check out this

http://satgnu.net/portraits/index.php

and zoom on all the guys (all the brave faces are there), try to read from our eyes.
you will see that none of us slept enough, we don't have a life, etc. so there is nothing special about you. we are all weirdos ^^
you can also upload yours at the link i already mentioned just under your pic post.

tuple · « **Reply #53 on:** December 11, 2007, 12:50:20 pm »

Quote from: The MC Horton Crankfire on December 10, 2007, 09:51:59 pm

I agree, he obviously Photoshopped his own completely unremarkable picture. It's the only logical explanation.

Ok, I admit it, I love sarcasm. Really I do

Sleep helps, also, aim for 64oz of water a day for a week. Low level dehydration can affect your moods too, lots of water over the course of a few days can do wonders.

NiTRoX · « **Reply #54 on:** December 11, 2007, 03:50:54 pm »

Dude I also sleep at 11pm and wake up at 6am..

Samurai.mac · « **Reply #55 on:** December 11, 2007, 06:05:46 pm »

Quote from: Caveman on December 09, 2007, 05:21:08 pm

This site is about tremulous and fun

Actually, this is the off-topic section.

Tycho · « **Reply #56 on:** December 11, 2007, 07:18:34 pm »

Evelsoa: As much as I'd love to post a doitfaggot.jpg here or an emo-teasing motivational which promotes a lot of razorblades to select from I just turn my self control switch to ON and give you a one-liner honest advice: See a psychologist and NEVER (by that I mean ABSO-FUCKING-LUTELY NEVER) try to get any honest advice on forums on the net. Seriously!

Also even my pupils are dilated and I have blue lines under my eyes on the picture I have on faces of trem and I'm even slightly drunk there... Big deal. Your getting trolled here only means that ppl don't like you here. This is another clue for you to stop seeking help here...

edit: ZOMG maybe I need help too... I'm being nice and useful here again

Bunneh · « **Reply #57 on:** December 11, 2007, 09:48:07 pm »

Evlesoa;

Maybe your leet, primitively-coded aimbot can help you out here.

[/sarcasm based on previous history of Evlesoa]

Also, like everyone else has said around here, don't expect sympathy or psychological advice on a GAMING forum on the INTERNET when everyone here hates you and knows you're just an attention whore.

That basically sums up this entire topic, more or less.

player1 · « **Reply #58 on:** December 12, 2007, 04:34:30 am »

Drink water.
Get sleep.
Take a train or a bus out of the city and breathe some country air.
Get yourself up to Bear Mountain or Huckleberry Point and take a good 4 to 8 mile hike.
Eat a nice meal in a diner somewhere and stare out at the boats on the Hudson River. Have a nice slice of pie.
Go to a museum and enjoy real art.
Talk to some actual live human beings, not just ppl u have a history with who are only virtually there.
Find someone u respect and try to emulate them.
Go to Central Park and go bouldering.
Cut down on the Internet, the video games, the television, the constant stream of images of sex and violence, interfacing with people who can say hurtful things remotely, get some exercise, and get out of the city for at least a morning or an afternoon.
Practice some breathing techniques, get in touch with your own personal spiritual side, and never ever seek validation from the likes of us.
Good luck.
Don't let the city eat you up.
Please don't reply until you've tried at least half of the things on the above list.
See you in a week.
P.S. Everybody feels shitty about themselves about once a day or so. The mystery of the universe (Harm None Yet Do As You Will) is enough to frustrate anyone. Seek alternative solutions to the familiar pain of having flaming trolls comment on your life.
Cheers!

Steely Ann · « **Reply #59 on:** December 12, 2007, 04:57:43 am »

player1

I believe you forgot 'get laid'.

// I keeeed.

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