Story Time (Again)

[thirdstreettito]

that was located in Manhattan because Bill Clinton...

[mooseberry]

thought this thread was getting dumber and dumber

[player1]

and then at that crucial moment, when all seemed lost and doomed to failure and utter ruin, who should arrive but the

[Kaleo]

Chuck Norris

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...effect made the tyrants able to CROUCH...

[Shadowgandor]

under the grangers for some....

[Overdose]

late night lovin' which they

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...performed for the purpose of eggspam in a small...

[thirdstreettito]

bedroom filled with snails that had lazerz mounted on their back so that...

[your face]

...they could pounce the goons...

[thirdstreettito]

which had chainguns on their feet that they pounceshot you with so...

[your face]

they all had heart attacks and died, then the...

[thirdstreettito]

predators came and beat the...

[your face]

...plums into...

[mooseberry]

pudding which then..

[Kaleo]

caused you to be born

[your face]

looking like a dretch...

[thirdstreettito]

and having a head the size of...

[player1]

a small brown dwarf, floating languorously in space, too cool to be a star

[your face]

but too warm to be a roof

[thirdstreettito]

but too fuzzy to be a bear but

[your face]

just right for a house

[Revan]

and a mouth big enough to eat...

(after all his head is the size of a brown dwarf!)

[thirdstreettito]

a subway sandwich made of jareds old fat that smelled like...

[Revan]

...Rancor dung...

[your face]

but the rancor got sick and...

[player1]

stayed in bed for week, which

[your face]

caused his bed to transform into a car and

[player1]

then the Clones of Ked Ambrit turned it into a space-car, and they took it on a road trip, which was really a space trip and they went back to the Fractal Zion system, to fricassee some goonz, 'cuz they craved sweet vengeance for the havoc wrought at the Karith colony, so

see tremulous/about ya non-knowing n00bz

[mooseberry]

than the grangers responded by invading the space ship Tremor, but