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Re: Lava Croft arrested for Multiple killings
« Reply #1 on: April 10, 2008, 07:08:34 am »
Roflol wut???
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Re: Lava Croft arrested for Multiple killings
« Reply #2 on: April 10, 2008, 07:47:50 am »
I knew Lava was up to something

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Re: Lava Croft arrested for Multiple killings
« Reply #3 on: April 10, 2008, 08:19:05 am »
  :laugh:  :laugh:  :laugh:  :laugh: good for him
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Re: Lava Croft arrested for Multiple killings
« Reply #4 on: April 10, 2008, 09:19:03 am »
Looks more like Peter Garrett...
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Lava is Emo
« Reply #5 on: April 10, 2008, 02:41:53 pm »
I wonder why Lava hasn't posted yet, he's usually sensitive about himself

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Re: Lava Croft arrested for Multiple killings
« Reply #6 on: April 10, 2008, 03:39:06 pm »
I didn't know Lava was 41. I always thought he was 27... Hmm...
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Re: Lava is Emo
« Reply #7 on: April 10, 2008, 04:09:29 pm »
I wonder why Lava hasn't posted yet, he's usually sensitive about himself

He's in jail.
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Re: Lava Croft arrested for Multiple killings
« Reply #8 on: April 10, 2008, 04:19:58 pm »
That was sooo bad. Made me laugh, though.

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Re: Lava is Emo
« Reply #9 on: April 10, 2008, 04:46:01 pm »
I wonder why Lava hasn't posted yet, he's usually sensitive about himself

He's in jail.

They still have internet there

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Re: Lava Croft arrested for Multiple killings
« Reply #10 on: April 10, 2008, 04:57:09 pm »
What if it's one of those jails that doesn't have internet?  Like the ones in the Civil War! xD


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Re: Lava Croft arrested for Multiple killings
« Reply #11 on: April 10, 2008, 07:13:57 pm »
In his absence RoboCroft will handle forum squabbles
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Re: Lava Croft arrested for Multiple killings
« Reply #12 on: April 10, 2008, 07:27:26 pm »
Omg that robot guy looks so... umm... trying not to use words that may offend others... umm... that guy looks so WRONG.
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Re: Lava is Emo
« Reply #13 on: April 10, 2008, 09:08:38 pm »
I wonder why Lava hasn't posted yet, he's usually sensitive about himself

He's in jail.

They still have internet there
High security jails. Keeping the criminals where they should be...and supplying them with the fastest internet for free.
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Re: Lava is Emo
« Reply #14 on: April 10, 2008, 09:12:57 pm »
I wonder why Lava hasn't posted yet, he's usually sensitive about himself

He's in jail.

They still have internet there
High security jails. Keeping the criminals where they should be...and supplying them with the fastest internet for free.

So they could hack from home? Sweet. I wonder if that guy who hacked the pentagon has fast net access in his jail cell.
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Re: Lava Croft arrested for Multiple killings
« Reply #15 on: April 10, 2008, 09:52:10 pm »
I always knew Lava was evil...
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Re: Lava Croft arrested for Multiple killings
« Reply #16 on: April 10, 2008, 10:02:57 pm »
My lawyer advises me to refrain from any comments.

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Re: Lava Croft arrested for Multiple killings
« Reply #17 on: April 10, 2008, 10:04:36 pm »
Do note, his lawyer did not advise him to refrain from killing anyone who knows anything 'unsuitable' about him. Beware of lava.
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Re: Lava Croft arrested for Multiple killings
« Reply #18 on: April 10, 2008, 10:41:04 pm »
I wonder if lava killing people sounds as mean as lava saying 'armageddon'..

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Re: Lava Croft arrested for Multiple killings
« Reply #19 on: April 13, 2008, 09:42:27 am »
"The suspect was heard yelling 'STOP CAMPING NOOBS!' at the top of his lungs before shots were heard."
They should just ban him instead of throwing him in jail..

"He had killed his aunt, uncle and cousins after 'flipping out' at their home in Benwell Grove in July 2006."
...could it be he is also a ninja?

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Re: Lava Croft arrested for Multiple killings
« Reply #20 on: April 14, 2008, 11:45:22 am »
flipping out

That's Lava allright.
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Re: Lava Croft arrested for Multiple killings
« Reply #21 on: April 14, 2008, 05:00:58 pm »
...could it be he is also a ninja?
Lava = Atom Eve = Ninja. IT ALL MAKES SENSE.
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Re: Lava Croft arrested for Multiple killings
« Reply #22 on: April 14, 2008, 05:40:34 pm »
...could it be he is also a ninja?
Lava = Atom Eve = Ninja. IT ALL MAKES SENSE.
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Re: Lava Croft arrested for Multiple killings
« Reply #23 on: April 15, 2008, 03:14:47 pm »
Well i was thinking ninja but it turns out he's actually a pirate too!
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Re: Lava Croft arrested for Multiple killings
« Reply #24 on: April 15, 2008, 05:48:51 pm »
Oi! Is that some Lava Sparrow or Jack Croft? ;D

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Re: Lava Croft arrested for Multiple killings
« Reply #25 on: April 15, 2008, 11:02:01 pm »
Haha, I like that one! I would have sex with myself! Oh, wait...

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Re: Lava Croft arrested for Multiple killings
« Reply #26 on: April 15, 2008, 11:45:16 pm »
Would that be called monosexuality?
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Re: Lava Croft arrested for Multiple killings
« Reply #27 on: April 16, 2008, 07:38:02 am »
Haha, I like that one! I would have sex with myself! Oh, wait...
You just realized that you've been haveing sex with yourself since you've been a kid? :D