There's nothing wrong with this topic that I see... but if you insist on removing it, there IS a button on the lower left-hand side of the page.
I believe that ability was - and I might add rightfully so - removed to prevent people from starting a topic, getting flamed about being an idiot, removing the thread and trying again. At least there was one person who right after the switch to SMF decided to do that 8-9 times before finally being banned for doing so.
As per the follow-up thread, we'll lock this one and let it lie here for hysterical^Whistorical reasons. Not really crappy enough to warrant being used as an example.
