#include <stdio.h>
#define qppqpqqpq int
#define qqqqqpqpp return
#define qpppqpqpp =
#define qpppqqqqp -
#define qpppqpppp +
#define qpqqqppqp (
#define pqqppqqpq )
#define pqqpjqqpq {
#define pqqpjpqpq }
#define qpqpjpqpq ;
#define qppqjpppq ,
#define qppqjqqqq *
#define qppqjpqqp main
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printf qpqqqppqp "%i\n"
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And YES, this compiles and runs :-)
(Ok - only tested it with VS2005)