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Community => Off Topic => Topic started by: Plague Bringer on March 01, 2009, 03:36:00 pm

Title: That Real Life Thing!™
Post by: Plague Bringer on March 01, 2009, 03:36:00 pm
That Real Life Thing!™
Preventing gamers from releasing custom assets since 1985.

That real life thing has been effectively stopping active community developers from releasing anything important for 24 years! Here at TRLT inc, we are ready to serve you! Buy two excuses, and we'll double your shipment for free!
Makes a great Christmas present. Got a birthday coming up? Forgot about a gift exchange? Get That Real Life Thing!™

Order NOW! (http://mirror.mercenariesguild.net/planettremulous/)

Quote from: Jex, a customer
I ordered my Real Life Thing!™ and it came in the mail the next day! With That Real Life Thing!™, I was able to pause development of my map for an e-sandbox (http://chir.ag/stuff/sand/) and the Alien movies. Thank you, That Real Life Thing!™

Quote from: supertanker and Odin, customers
We were really surprised with how That Real Life Thing!™ allowed us to move on from our current mapping project to work on something so mysterious that we don't even know what it is. Thanks a bunch, That Real Life Thing!™

Quote from: planettremulous, a customer
That Real Life Thing!™ allowed us at PlanetTremulous to completely abandon our project, leaving a community constantly expecting an update. Thanks for the laughs, That Real Life Thing!™

Quote from: Plague Bringer, a customer
I purchased That Real Life Thing!™ and got away with not updating the HUD Catalog for three months! Thanks for helping me procrastinate, That Real Life Thing!™

That Real Life Thing!™ is partnered with Money!™

TRLT inc cannot be held accountable for any faulty products. If you experience a problem, contact us at 1-800-fuckoff. That's 1-800-382-5633. Keep out of reach of children. Using That Real Life Thing!™ may result in death, or serious injury. Funeral plot not included. Forum riot insurance not included.
Title: Re: That Real Life Thing!™
Post by: CreatureofHell on March 01, 2009, 04:06:06 pm
I just ordered That Real Life Thing™. How long does it usually take for it to arrive?
Title: Re: That Real Life Thing!™
Post by: Taiyo.uk on March 01, 2009, 04:06:24 pm
Are you talking about that place called "outside"?
Title: Re: That Real Life Thing!™
Post by: your face on March 01, 2009, 09:26:18 pm
Never heard of it, get it out of my head.
Title: Re: That Real Life Thing!™
Post by: KamikOzzy on March 01, 2009, 09:35:42 pm
Im curious about the 800 number
Title: Re: That Real Life Thing!™
Post by: mooseberry on March 01, 2009, 11:15:57 pm
nice phone number btw
Title: Re: That Real Life Thing!™
Post by: Archangel on March 02, 2009, 01:07:51 am
(http://mirror.mercenariesguild.net/planettremulous/grandop.png)
Title: Re: That Real Life Thing!™
Post by: Snake on March 02, 2009, 10:49:35 am
NO U
Title: Re: That Real Life Thing!™
Post by: The_Spy on March 02, 2009, 11:53:33 pm
Quote from: Archangel on March 02, 2009, 01:07:51 am
(http://mirror.mercenariesguild.net/planettremulous/grandop.png)
What does that mean?

[On-Topic]
I have been experiencing more of That Real Life Thing™ more than I have wanted to lately due to faulty homework...  :P But its actually not that bad. There are REAL COOKIES!
Title: Re: That Real Life Thing!™
Post by: Snake on March 03, 2009, 12:20:04 am
Quote from: The_Spy on March 02, 2009, 11:53:33 pm
Quote from: Archangel on March 02, 2009, 01:07:51 am
arch pik
What does that mean?
-onshit-

http://mirror.mercenariesguild.net/planettremulous/

You dont click links, uh.
Title: Re: That Real Life Thing!™
Post by: Annihilation on March 03, 2009, 12:48:23 am
Quote from: Plague Bringer on March 01, 2009, 03:36:00 pm
TRLT inc cannot be held accountable for any faulty products. If you experience a problem, contact us at 1-800-fuckoff. That's 1-800-382-5699. Keep out of reach of children. Using That Real Life Thing!™ may result in death, or serious injury. Funeral plot not included. Forum riot insurance not included.

Actually, fuck off would be 382-5633, you put 5699 which would indeed be fuck ozz instead.

Both numbers are kinky though.  Thanks for the few hours of entertainment.

Title: Re: That Real Life Thing!™
Post by: KamikOzzy on March 03, 2009, 12:49:32 am
:(
Title: Re: That Real Life Thing!™
Post by: Plague Bringer on March 03, 2009, 01:31:40 am
The computer keypad is upside down compared to the phone's. D:
MISTAKE FIXED.
Title: Re: That Real Life Thing!™
Post by: Annihilation on March 03, 2009, 01:51:01 am
Quote from: Plague Bringer on March 03, 2009, 01:31:40 am
The computer keypad is upside down compared to the phone's. D:
MISTAKE FIXED.
This is the internet, excuses will not be accepted.
Title: Re: That Real Life Thing!™
Post by: CreatureofHell on March 03, 2009, 04:12:03 pm
Quote from: Annihilation on March 03, 2009, 01:51:01 am
Quote from: Plague Bringer on March 03, 2009, 01:31:40 am
The computer keypad is upside down compared to the phone's. D:
MISTAKE FIXED.
This is the internet, excuses will not be accepted.

He must have been enjoying That Real Life Thing!™  ::)