That Real Life Thing!™

[Plague Bringer]

That Real Life Thing!™
Preventing gamers from releasing custom assets since 1985.

That real life thing has been effectively stopping active community developers from releasing anything important for 24 years! Here at TRLT inc, we are ready to serve you! Buy two excuses, and we'll double your shipment for free!
Makes a great Christmas present. Got a birthday coming up? Forgot about a gift exchange? Get That Real Life Thing!™

Order NOW!

I ordered my Real Life Thing!™ and it came in the mail the next day! With That Real Life Thing!™, I was able to pause development of my map for an e-sandbox and the Alien movies. Thank you, That Real Life Thing!™

We were really surprised with how That Real Life Thing!™ allowed us to move on from our current mapping project to work on something so mysterious that we don't even know what it is. Thanks a bunch, That Real Life Thing!™

That Real Life Thing!™ allowed us at PlanetTremulous to completely abandon our project, leaving a community constantly expecting an update. Thanks for the laughs, That Real Life Thing!™

I purchased That Real Life Thing!™ and got away with not updating the HUD Catalog for three months! Thanks for helping me procrastinate, That Real Life Thing!™

That Real Life Thing!™ is partnered with Money!™

TRLT inc cannot be held accountable for any faulty products. If you experience a problem, contact us at 1-800-fuckoff. That's 1-800-382-5633. Keep out of reach of children. Using That Real Life Thing!™ may result in death, or serious injury. Funeral plot not included. Forum riot insurance not included.

[CreatureofHell]

I just ordered That Real Life Thing™. How long does it usually take for it to arrive?

[Taiyo.uk]

Are you talking about that place called "outside"?

[your face]

Never heard of it, get it out of my head.

[KamikOzzy]

Im curious about the 800 number

[mooseberry]

nice phone number btw

[Archangel]

[Snake]

NO U

[The_Spy]

What does that mean?

[On-Topic]
I have been experiencing more of That Real Life Thing™ more than I have wanted to lately due to faulty homework...  But its actually not that bad. There are REAL COOKIES!

[Snake]

arch pik

What does that mean?
-onshit-

http://mirror.mercenariesguild.net/planettremulous/

You dont click links, uh.

[Annihilation]

TRLT inc cannot be held accountable for any faulty products. If you experience a problem, contact us at 1-800-fuckoff. That's 1-800-382-5699. Keep out of reach of children. Using That Real Life Thing!™ may result in death, or serious injury. Funeral plot not included. Forum riot insurance not included.

Actually, fuck off would be 382-5633, you put 5699 which would indeed be fuck ozz instead.

Both numbers are kinky though.  Thanks for the few hours of entertainment.

[KamikOzzy]

[Plague Bringer]

The computer keypad is upside down compared to the phone's. D:
MISTAKE FIXED.

[Annihilation]

The computer keypad is upside down compared to the phone's. D:
MISTAKE FIXED.

This is the internet, excuses will not be accepted.

[CreatureofHell]

The computer keypad is upside down compared to the phone's. D:
MISTAKE FIXED.

This is the internet, excuses will not be accepted.

He must have been enjoying That Real Life Thing!™