Yo guys. Post all your funny IRC convo's here.
Here's Mine.
your_face: so whats happening in hendrichtown
[6:54pm] Hendrich: Other then the ban on marriage between human couples?
[6:55pm] Hendrich: Thinking of moving my model stuff to Trem.net, then posting .blends/.obj files as open sauce
[6:55pm] Hendrich: You know, just in case
[6:55pm] your_face: mm you should do that
[6:55pm] Terra__: Wait
[6:55pm] Terra__: for the ban
[6:55pm] Terra__: Are granger-human couple marriages allowed?
[6:56pm] Terra__: I have an arranged one
[6:56pm] Terra__: I am giving away my daughter
[6:56pm] Terra__: and in return I get 2 hovels and an overman
[6:56pm] Terra__: Is that illegal?
[6:56pm] Hendrich: Hmm
[6:56pm] Hendrich: Let me see
[6:56pm] Hendrich: You
[6:56pm] Hendrich: A guy
[6:56pm] Terra__: No
[6:56pm] Terra__: My duaghter
[6:56pm] Hendrich: Are exchanging your daughter
[6:56pm] Terra__: *Daughter
[6:56pm] Terra__: Ys
[6:56pm] Terra__: Yes
[6:56pm] Hendrich: to another person
[6:56pm] Hendrich: And in return
[6:56pm] Terra__: a granger
[6:56pm] Terra__: not person
[6:57pm] your_face: racist
[6:57pm] Hendrich: Okay, sure
[6:57pm] Hendrich: And in return
[6:57pm] Terra__: YES
[6:57pm] Hendrich: This granger will give you
[6:57pm] Hendrich: a guy
[6:57pm] Terra__: no
[6:57pm] Terra__: an Overman
[6:57pm] Terra__: and 2 hovels
[6:57pm] Hendrich: a human/overmind male hybrid
[6:57pm] Hendrich: who si also a guy
[6:57pm] Hendrich: Hmm
[6:57pm] Terra__: Oh
[6:57pm] Terra__: and 4 granger plushies
[6:57pm] Hendrich: Hmmmmm
[6:58pm] Hendrich: So let me get this straight again
[6:58pm] Hendrich: For the past few convos, you have expressed your random habit of typing "Penis"
[6:58pm] Hendrich: And now you are willing to exchange your own kin
[6:58pm] Hendrich: For a male overmind hybrid
[6:58pm] Hendrich: And some other crap
[6:59pm] Hendrich: Hmm
[6:59pm] Terra__: Yes
[6:59pm] Hendrich: I see
[6:59pm] Terra__: What's wrong with that?
[6:59pm] Terra__: Penis
[6:59pm] Hendrich: Are you sure that you are a guy?
[6:59pm] Terra__: Yes
[6:59pm] Terra__: Very sure
[6:59pm] Hendrich: Positive?
[6:59pm] Terra__: Unless girls have penises
[6:59pm] Hendrich: They dont?
[6:59pm] Terra__: They don't
[6:59pm] Terra__: Unless
[7:00pm] Terra__: A transvestite
[7:00pm] Terra__: is a girl to you
[7:00pm] Hendrich: I see
[7:00pm] Hendrich: Are you yourself a hybrid?
[7:00pm] Terra__: No
[7:00pm] Terra__: I am a Man
[7:00pm] Hendrich: Are you sure?
[7:00pm] Terra__: Yes
[7:00pm] Terra__: Quite
[7:00pm] your_face: SENSORS DETECT TASTELESS HUMOR
[7:01pm] Terra__: SNESORS DETECT PENIS
[7:01pm] your_face: go away
[7:01pm] Hendrich: no u
[7:01pm] Terra__: Penis
[7:01pm] Hendrich: We are having a legit discussion
[7:01pm] Terra__: Yes
[7:01pm] Hendrich: Compared to e-terrorism
[7:01pm] your_face: yes
[7:01pm] Hendrich: Gtfo face
[7:01pm] your_face: of unlegitness
[7:01pm] your_face: so go away
[7:01pm] Hendrich: no u
[7:01pm] your_face: u
[7:01pm] Terra__: thiz sheet iz vrey srius biznes
[7:01pm] your_face: i said it first
[7:01pm] Hendrich: Terra_: Are you a resident of Hendrichtown?
[7:01pm] Terra__: Yes
[7:01pm] your_face: so go away no matter what you say still
[7:01pm] your_face: hah!
[7:01pm] your_face: i trapped you
[7:02pm] Terra__: What?
[7:02pm] bburhans was promoted to operator by ChanServ.
[7:02pm] Terra__: Are you mentally deficient?
[7:02pm] bburhans: TASTELESS HUMOUR ALERT
[7:02pm] • Hendrich runs
[7:02pm] bburhans was demoted from operator by bburhans.
[7:02pm] Terra__: Lawl
[7:02pm] • your_face stands to face bburhans like a granger
[7:02pm] your_face: (in other words: runs)
[7:02pm] Terra__: GRANGER JOUSTING
[7:02pm] Hendrich: Terra_: Is the daughter a virgin?
[7:02pm] Terra__: GOGOGO
[7:02pm] Terra__: Yes
[7:02pm] Hendrich: Are you sure?
[7:03pm] your_face: bburhans: do you say humour or humor?
[7:03pm] Terra__: And my dowry is 15 liters of extra-virgin olive oil
[7:03pm] Terra__: Yes
[7:03pm] Hendrich: Olive Oil ! = Virginity
[7:03pm] Terra__: Unless incest counts
[7:03pm] Terra__: Then
[7:03pm] Terra__: no
[7:03pm] Hendrich: Yes, it does
[7:03pm] bburhans: your_face: they are pronounced the same v_V
[7:03pm] Terra__: Damn
[7:03pm] your_face: ARE YOU NOT AMERICAN
[7:03pm] Terra__: she isn't
[7:03pm] bburhans: so I "say" both
[7:03pm] Hendrich: Unless she is a hybrid
[7:03pm] your_face: hm, fair enough
[7:03pm] bburhans: your_face: If I could not be American, I wouldn't be.
[7:04pm] Terra__: She is a ReactorWoman
[7:04pm] Hendrich: Woah
[7:04pm] Hendrich: WOOOOAAAH
[7:04pm] Hendrich: Hold up
[7:04pm] Terra__: Yes
[7:04pm] Hendrich: That doesn't fly with me
[7:04pm] Terra__: Why
[7:04pm] Terra__: Are you RACIST?
[7:04pm] Terra__:
[7:04pm] Hendrich: Hendrichtown doesn't need redneck human-dick sucking Reactor assholes corrupting out society
[7:04pm] Terra__: Out?
[7:05pm] Hendrich: Our
[7:05pm] Terra__: Well then
[7:05pm] Hendrich: All they do is sit there and create power all day
[7:05pm] Terra__: I am leaving
[7:05pm] your_face: standard Hendrichtown resident: http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/e/e4/Eduard_von_Gr%C3%BCtzner_Falstaff.jpg
[7:05pm] Hendrich: Good
[7:05pm] Hendrich: Gtfo
[7:05pm] Terra__: I have to rape my first-born daughter again
[7:05pm] Hendrich: ....Why
[7:05pm] Terra__: I'll catcha later
[7:05pm] Hendrich: kk
L2 QFT
Terra__: Once upon
[7:15pm] Hendrich: a sunny
[7:15pm] your_face: your face
[7:15pm] Terra__: Hendrich was
[7:15pm] Hendrich: fapping to
[7:15pm] your_face: libronoxious phlebotinnums
[7:16pm] Hendrich: and he
[7:16pm] Terra__: swallowed a
[7:16pm] your_face: bug the
[7:16pm] Terra__: size of
[7:16pm] Hendrich: a giant
[7:16pm] your_face: fire ant
[7:16pm] Hendrich: and bburhans
[7:16pm] your_face: WAS MAD
[7:16pm] Hendrich: REALLY MAD
[7:16pm] your_face: SO MAD
[7:16pm] Hendrich: THAT HE
[7:16pm] your_face: ATE THE
[7:17pm] Hendrich: arm of
[7:18pm] your_face: the last
[7:18pm] Hendrich: of Terra's
[7:18pm] your_face: brain cell
[7:18pm] Hendrich: but then
[7:19pm] your_face: he awoke
[7:19pm] Hendrich: to find
[7:19pm] your_face: Terra__ 's evil
[7:19pm] Terra__: black penis
[7:19pm] your_face: oh lord
[7:19pm] Hendrich: Fuck you
[7:20pm] Terra__: he said
[7:20pm] Hendrich: as Terra
[7:20pm] Terra__: raped his
[7:20pm] Hendrich: nice, soft
[7:20pm] Terra__: first-born
[7:20pm] Hendrich: and your_face
[7:20pm] your_face: shot him
[7:20pm] Terra__: with a
[7:20pm] your_face: .45 cal
[7:21pm] Hendrich: yokus blaster
[7:21pm] your_face: the end
http://qdb.mercenariesguild.net/top
Quote from: Tremulant on November 08, 2010, 01:24:02 AM
http://qdb.mercenariesguild.net/top
Speaking of QDBs: Surprisingly, #uncyclopedia's QDB is a goldmine, even if their wiki isn't. http://www.chronarion.org/chirpy/index.cgi?action=top (http://www.chronarion.org/chirpy/index.cgi?action=top)
Speaking of QDBs: Not surprisingly, the place I got part of my sig from (http://www.xkcdb.com/) is a goldmine. (No really, check out the top voted convos, or search for all posts involving 'bucket'.)
It's not from a Trem IRC, but it's still awesome.
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<Xycaleth> .
<Xycaleth> damn
<Linaxys> awesome.
<Lavern> COMBO WIN
<Xycaleth> you don't know how hard it was to prevent myself from combo breaking that
<Linaxys> i wanted to put something like "brb phone"
<Linaxys> yeah me too
The internet is full of sites for this. Now tell me, why is it funny?
Why not?
As amusing as all of the other QDBs may be, only the MG one is relevant to trem.
A 12-year old crying penis is as funny as the average american sitcom.
Quote from: Ingar on November 11, 2010, 01:44:40 PM
A 12-year old crying penis is as funny as the average american sitcom.
Which is funnier than the average Euro sitcom
Quote from: ape on November 11, 2010, 04:35:25 PM
Quote from: Ingar on November 11, 2010, 01:44:40 PM
A 12-year old crying penis is as funny as the average american sitcom.
Which is funnier than the average Euro sitcom
I have no idea what the average Euro sitcom is, but the average british one tends to be pretty abominable.