Funny IRC Convo's

[OhaiReapd]

Yo guys. Post all your funny IRC convo's here.


Here's Mine.
your_face: so whats happening in hendrichtown
[6:54pm] Hendrich: Other then the ban on marriage between human couples?
[6:55pm] Hendrich: Thinking of moving my model stuff to Trem.net, then posting .blends/.obj files as open sauce
[6:55pm] Hendrich: You know, just in case
[6:55pm] your_face: mm you should do that
[6:55pm] Terra__: Wait
[6:55pm] Terra__: for the ban
[6:55pm] Terra__: Are granger-human couple marriages allowed?
[6:56pm] Terra__: I have an arranged one
[6:56pm] Terra__: I am giving away my daughter
[6:56pm] Terra__: and in return I get 2 hovels and an overman
[6:56pm] Terra__: Is that illegal?
[6:56pm] Hendrich: Hmm
[6:56pm] Hendrich: Let me see
[6:56pm] Hendrich: You
[6:56pm] Hendrich: A guy
[6:56pm] Terra__: No
[6:56pm] Terra__: My duaghter
[6:56pm] Hendrich: Are exchanging your daughter
[6:56pm] Terra__: *Daughter
[6:56pm] Terra__: Ys
[6:56pm] Terra__: Yes
[6:56pm] Hendrich: to another person
[6:56pm] Hendrich: And in return
[6:56pm] Terra__: a granger
[6:56pm] Terra__: not person
[6:57pm] your_face: racist
[6:57pm] Hendrich: Okay, sure
[6:57pm] Hendrich: And in return
[6:57pm] Terra__: YES
[6:57pm] Hendrich: This granger will give you
[6:57pm] Hendrich: a guy
[6:57pm] Terra__: no
[6:57pm] Terra__: an Overman
[6:57pm] Terra__: and 2 hovels
[6:57pm] Hendrich: a human/overmind male hybrid
[6:57pm] Hendrich: who si also a guy
[6:57pm] Hendrich: Hmm
[6:57pm] Terra__: Oh
[6:57pm] Terra__: and 4 granger plushies
[6:57pm] Hendrich: Hmmmmm
[6:58pm] Hendrich: So let me get this straight again
[6:58pm] Hendrich: For the past few convos, you have expressed your random habit of typing "Penis"
[6:58pm] Hendrich: And now you are willing to exchange your own kin
[6:58pm] Hendrich: For a male overmind hybrid
[6:58pm] Hendrich: And some other crap
[6:59pm] Hendrich: Hmm
[6:59pm] Terra__: Yes
[6:59pm] Hendrich: I see
[6:59pm] Terra__: What's wrong with that?
[6:59pm] Terra__: Penis
[6:59pm] Hendrich: Are you sure that you are a guy?
[6:59pm] Terra__: Yes
[6:59pm] Terra__: Very sure
[6:59pm] Hendrich: Positive?
[6:59pm] Terra__: Unless girls have penises
[6:59pm] Hendrich: They dont?
[6:59pm] Terra__: They don't
[6:59pm] Terra__: Unless
[7:00pm] Terra__: A transvestite
[7:00pm] Terra__: is a girl to you
[7:00pm] Hendrich: I see
[7:00pm] Hendrich: Are you yourself a hybrid?
[7:00pm] Terra__: No
[7:00pm] Terra__: I am a Man
[7:00pm] Hendrich: Are you sure?
[7:00pm] Terra__: Yes
[7:00pm] Terra__: Quite
[7:00pm] your_face: SENSORS DETECT TASTELESS HUMOR
[7:01pm] Terra__: SNESORS DETECT PENIS
[7:01pm] your_face: go away
[7:01pm] Hendrich: no u
[7:01pm] Terra__: Penis
[7:01pm] Hendrich: We are having a legit discussion
[7:01pm] Terra__: Yes
[7:01pm] Hendrich: Compared to e-terrorism
[7:01pm] your_face: yes
[7:01pm] Hendrich: Gtfo face
[7:01pm] your_face: of unlegitness
[7:01pm] your_face: so go away
[7:01pm] Hendrich: no u
[7:01pm] your_face: u
[7:01pm] Terra__: thiz sheet iz vrey srius biznes
[7:01pm] your_face: i said it first
[7:01pm] Hendrich: Terra_: Are you a resident of Hendrichtown?
[7:01pm] Terra__: Yes
[7:01pm] your_face: so go away no matter what you say still
[7:01pm] your_face: hah!
[7:01pm] your_face: i trapped you
[7:02pm] Terra__: What?
[7:02pm] bburhans was promoted to operator by ChanServ.
[7:02pm] Terra__: Are you mentally deficient?
[7:02pm] bburhans: TASTELESS HUMOUR ALERT
[7:02pm] • Hendrich runs
[7:02pm] bburhans was demoted from operator by bburhans.
[7:02pm] Terra__: Lawl
[7:02pm] • your_face stands to face bburhans like a granger
[7:02pm] your_face: (in other words: runs)
[7:02pm] Terra__: GRANGER JOUSTING
[7:02pm] Hendrich: Terra_: Is the daughter a virgin?
[7:02pm] Terra__: GOGOGO
[7:02pm] Terra__: Yes
[7:02pm] Hendrich: Are you sure?
[7:03pm] your_face: bburhans: do you say humour or humor?
[7:03pm] Terra__: And my dowry is 15 liters of extra-virgin olive oil
[7:03pm] Terra__: Yes
[7:03pm] Hendrich: Olive Oil ! = Virginity
[7:03pm] Terra__: Unless incest counts
[7:03pm] Terra__: Then
[7:03pm] Terra__: no
[7:03pm] Hendrich: Yes, it does
[7:03pm] bburhans: your_face: they are pronounced the same v_V
[7:03pm] Terra__: Damn
[7:03pm] your_face: ARE YOU NOT AMERICAN
[7:03pm] Terra__: she isn't
[7:03pm] bburhans: so I "say" both
[7:03pm] Hendrich: Unless she is a hybrid
[7:03pm] your_face: hm, fair enough
[7:03pm] bburhans: your_face: If I could not be American, I wouldn't be.
[7:04pm] Terra__: She is a ReactorWoman
[7:04pm] Hendrich: Woah
[7:04pm] Hendrich: WOOOOAAAH
[7:04pm] Hendrich: Hold up
[7:04pm] Terra__: Yes
[7:04pm] Hendrich: That doesn't fly with me
[7:04pm] Terra__: Why
[7:04pm] Terra__: Are you RACIST?
[7:04pm] Terra__:
[7:04pm] Hendrich: Hendrichtown doesn't need redneck human-dick sucking Reactor assholes corrupting out society
[7:04pm] Terra__: Out?
[7:05pm] Hendrich: Our
[7:05pm] Terra__: Well then
[7:05pm] Hendrich: All they do is sit there and create power all day
[7:05pm] Terra__: I am leaving
[7:05pm] your_face: standard Hendrichtown resident: http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/e/e4/Eduard_von_Gr%C3%BCtzner_Falstaff.jpg
[7:05pm] Hendrich: Good
[7:05pm] Hendrich: Gtfo
[7:05pm] Terra__: I have to rape my first-born daughter again
[7:05pm] Hendrich: ....Why
[7:05pm] Terra__: I'll catcha later
[7:05pm] Hendrich: kk

[Tamaru]

L2 QFT

[OhaiReapd]

Terra__: Once upon
[7:15pm] Hendrich: a sunny
[7:15pm] your_face: your face
[7:15pm] Terra__: Hendrich was
[7:15pm] Hendrich: fapping to
[7:15pm] your_face: libronoxious phlebotinnums
[7:16pm] Hendrich: and he
[7:16pm] Terra__: swallowed a
[7:16pm] your_face: bug the
[7:16pm] Terra__: size of
[7:16pm] Hendrich: a giant
[7:16pm] your_face: fire ant
[7:16pm] Hendrich: and bburhans
[7:16pm] your_face: WAS MAD
[7:16pm] Hendrich: REALLY MAD
[7:16pm] your_face: SO MAD
[7:16pm] Hendrich: THAT HE
[7:16pm] your_face: ATE THE
[7:17pm] Hendrich: arm of
[7:18pm] your_face: the last
[7:18pm] Hendrich: of Terra's
[7:18pm] your_face: brain cell
[7:18pm] Hendrich: but then
[7:19pm] your_face: he awoke
[7:19pm] Hendrich: to find
[7:19pm] your_face: Terra__ 's evil
[7:19pm] Terra__: black penis
[7:19pm] your_face: oh lord
[7:19pm] Hendrich: Fuck you
[7:20pm] Terra__: he said
[7:20pm] Hendrich: as Terra
[7:20pm] Terra__: raped his
[7:20pm] Hendrich: nice, soft
[7:20pm] Terra__: first-born
[7:20pm] Hendrich: and your_face
[7:20pm] your_face: shot him
[7:20pm] Terra__: with a
[7:20pm] your_face: .45 cal
[7:21pm] Hendrich: yokus blaster
[7:21pm] your_face: the end

[Tremulant]

http://qdb.mercenariesguild.net/top

[Pazuzu]

http://qdb.mercenariesguild.net/top

Speaking of QDBs: Surprisingly, #uncyclopedia's QDB is a goldmine, even if their wiki isn't. http://www.chronarion.org/chirpy/index.cgi?action=top

[mooseberry]

Speaking of QDBs: Not surprisingly, the place I got part of my sig from is a goldmine. (No really, check out the top voted convos, or search for all posts involving 'bucket'.)

[Samurai.mac]

It's not from a Trem IRC, but it's still awesome.

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<Xycaleth> .
<Xycaleth> damn
<Linaxys> awesome.
<Lavern> COMBO WIN
<Xycaleth> you don't know how hard it was to prevent myself from combo breaking that
<Linaxys> i wanted to put something like "brb phone"
<Linaxys> yeah me too


[CreatureofHell]

The internet is full of sites for this. Now tell me, why is it funny?

[OhaiReapd]

Why not?

[Tremulant]

As amusing as all of the other QDBs may be, only the MG one is relevant to trem.

[Ingar]

A 12-year old crying penis is as funny as the average american sitcom.

[ape]

A 12-year old crying penis is as funny as the average american sitcom.

Which is funnier than the average Euro sitcom

[Tremulant]

A 12-year old crying penis is as funny as the average american sitcom.

Which is funnier than the average Euro sitcom

I have no idea what the average Euro sitcom is, but the average british one tends to be pretty abominable.